Waifu claiming thread.
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>>699356947
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>699364371
Absolute SPEEED.
>Penny Claim.
>>699364600
Because he obviously can't see that his behavior is horrendous and he deserves only to be treated poorly. He's an igmo.
Saber claim
>>699364785
Nice image
still here
>>699364256
manipulate im submissive I love them I want them to use me like a toy but keep me close like a cute little pet
>>699364439
im unique yes
>>699364868
whatcha guys talking bout?
>>699364887
So is yours.
http://pcpartpicker.com/list/yVMy4C
Here you go
Just pick a case of your choosing
>claiming
>>699362412 (Saber)
Can I just go ahead and go over to Kissanime now or should I go ahead and chat since this is a new thread?
>>699362807 (Miho)
Woah, don't hurt your eyes, Miho.
>>699363818 (Shizuru)
I could hardly get to sleep the past couple of nights, hopefully I can sleep sooner tonight.
>>699364703
You don't sound like a psycho/sociopath though, just... a bit.. needy.
Neptune claimed.
>>699364793
You do, that's why you resorted to petty compliments to keep his attention. Expect nothing less from some /b/ user.
>>699364868
His head is so far up his own ass. It's disgusting. Finger's crossed he contracts HIV.
>>699364977
Go ahead and watch anime dude
>Just think about it though
>>699364976
Hey Moka
>>699364967
Thanks
>Nice spear
Claimu and bored.
>>699362157
What kinda music?
>>699362444
Haha i know that feeling you're not alone. games can be just too much fun..
>>699362494
What's wrong love? Everything going okay...? I'm doing fine though.
>>699364953
Probably you
>Seems like they think you're some kinda niggerfaggot.
>>699364980
I not needy Im just really want love
>and kill rodents for pleasure but animals do this all the time hell my cat does
>>699364953
You're such a literal retard. I hope you fall off a cliff, like you fall on the spectrum of autism.
>>699365149
Nice sword.
>>699365275
wait thier talking about me what about it?
>im no nigger
>>699365310
are we upset?
>>699364953
An igmo.
>>699365072
He probably won't. I'm hoping he gets Multiple Myeloma.
>>699365324
Thanks again
>That image
Kekd
Yo everyone! How's your day/night?
>>699365203
i like these kinds of pics
>>69936362
>sensei
Wew. Meaning i live 4 hours from dally
>>699364045
>maki
Guy accidentally hit a metal pole to my head moving it. Bit bruised and gave me a headache but im all good
>>699364371
>emi
YOU CAN SPRINT?!
>>699365293
I fucking hate squirrels so i don't give a shit what you do to them.
>>699365483
One can only hope.
>>699365452
Yes, I'm upset at your disgusting existence. Stop wasting resources and off yourself, stupid-head. Also, really original response to someone insulting you. Just point out how upset they are, totally doesn't make you look equivalent to a mentally retarded carrot.
>>699365551
Lap pillow huh dont mind if I do. I am alright how are you?
>>699365293
You just said the same thing tho, you're needy for love.
>Hamalams claimed
>>699365677
cool thanks
>>699365739
ok whatever im not going to entertain you
>>699365604
U think that means something to me
How else was i gonna meet my senpai and buy porn
>>699365149
Ayy saber
>>699365892
Entertain your family by disappearing.
>>699365883
anything else you need?
>>699365551
It's alright. Your's?
>smug
>>699365883
hello
>>699365811
arent we all?
>>699365892
Hope you know how much of a social misfit you are. I bet you're dependant on /b/ users for emotional support, because you don't have a family that cares about you, or friends.
>>699365604
Gotta Run Fast Yo
>>699365551
Pretty good
>Considering playing some Siege after I get done playing Papa's Bakeria
>Fucking flash game nostalgia man.
>>699365564
They're pretty adorable, only other one i have is this but she's breaking the glass.
>>699365293
There is a difference between wanting love and being so autistic that you stalk women because you think that's the way to get them to love you.
>>699365952
Doing well I hope
>Late replies in league right now
>>699365982
Nope, carry on with your day.
>>699366036
Yo
>>699365293
>Im just really want love
You should want a noose around your neck. Also, nowhere will ever love you because you are a weird fucking retard.
>>699366036
Not really, I'm more centered in getting attention.
>>699366052
I'm pretty much what this anon said but more carefree.
>>699366138
You have to make them go to you, that's the way to go.
>>699366345
whatcha doin
>>699366381
have some attention
>>699366052
It's downright disturbing. Worst part is they probably DO have those people but theyre retarded. The fucker doesnt have remorse. Shit situations they have they send it here for attention and some bs acceptance
>>699366359
I conquer.
I desire a bullet in your skull, asap.
>>699366345
Ok then have a fine day
>>699366488
WE GOT CORY CORY CORY IN THE HOUSE
>>699365892
How does you Doberman feel about squirrels?
>>699366432
Fuck yes, daddy.
>>699366488
>Best waifu
>>699365293
I know it sounds really generic and unhelpful, but don't worry so much over it, because you'll likely meet someone and suddenly fall in love before you know it.
>>699366432
Playing overwatch ranked because im bored
>>699366381
You have to make them love you, at gun point, like a literally crazy person, because you're incapable of getting someone to love you any other way.
Funkyclaimer at it again with D.va
>>699366432
Do you go both ways?
>>699365892
Yeah, you should entertain me, because you're a circus freak. Your life's goal should be to entertain normal people, like myself.
>>699366533
no idea shes retarded though
>>699366562
I know someday ill get someone
>>699366590
cool are you winning?
>>699366772
no
>>699366908
Keep ignoring us like the voices in your head.
>>699366908
Would you let me succ you?
Local no life claiming Juvia again
>>699365551
>lap pillow
May I lay on it please?
>>699365883
Hello! How are ya?
>>699366488
>Underrated waifu
>>699366999
no but im sure thier are easier marks
>>699366682
Mmh, I tend to make people dependant on me. So I'm usually satisfied most of the time.
>>699366908
Oh fuck, this guy >>699366999 has trips, you better let him have the S U C C
>>699365224
I feel sick again and just shitty in general. Moving and lifting stuff in the sun with the humidity today didn't help either, but it'll pass no worries. Glad to hear you're fine though.
>>699365604
Wew man, nice to hear you're ok. At least there wasn't bleeding
>>699366908
Continue ignoring us. That won't make us believe that you don't care. You're probably having a sperg-out right now, because your infantile intellect can't handle these sub-par insults.
>>699366114
Hi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h-QYVWwxCg
>>699365787
>>699366019
You gotta get my permission to use me as a pillow before though~
I'm fine, it's kinda late so I'm tired, playing some league with friends. Also just came from a b'day, so that adds up to me being tired
What you guys up to?
>>699365604
I can't help but feel a bit raped by smug
>>699366113
I hadn't even heard of that game, guess I gotta start looking for other games?
Is that good?
>>699367035
Hello there! How's it going?
going to go shower
>>699367125
oh didnt see the trips ok you may succ
>>699366908
What do you mean by retarded?
>>699366820
>Normal people
Bro you're just an angry nigger on 4chin your life means as much as a pile of dog shit covered in rabid rats that are having an orgy.
>>699367125
How do you make them dependent on you?
>>699367294
Hey that's pretty good
>>699367134
Aww.. you gotta get better..! you owe me for sleeping on me yesterday. And you know i don't like it when you feel bad..
>>699367074
Well... maybe!
>>699367342
Please stop breathing.
>>699367342
I'm going to sue you, I want my sides back.
>>699367370
Why? You wan't to do it too?
>>699367332
when i walk her she shit in bad spots or wont shit she smells blades of fucking grass and stops to stare at dogs
>>699367234
Rainbow Six Siege? Yeah its pretty great
>I like playing IQ because Cute German Girl with Sig 552 Commando (beast ass gun)
>>699367234
How do I get your permission friend?
Just got home from a long day of work, eating at the moment, thinking of playing guitar or not kek how was that party??
>>699367342
I haven't heard that argument before on this website. "You're on 4chan, so you must be a complete loser." Believe it or not, not everyone on 4chan is a complete social outcast like you, and uses this website 24/7. Some people use it in their free-time, because on occasion, there are entertaining threads, like this one.
>>699367540
You're so retarded you dont even understand animals
fucking lulz
>>699367540
Your dog is probably more suicidal than you are.
>>699367294
This was around May, me thinks.
claimed
>>699365952
:(
>>699366113
In a jiffy
>>699367035
Yo
>>699367134
That's what I said!
>>699367234
Oh my~
Games
And it's in the filename~
>>699366820
>>699366977
>>699367146
Ok, first off you retards are none the better. Don't you dare think I'm siding with the bastard. I scorn their black hole of a life yet I want them to either admit AND do something about it. To do nothing and act like "oh it's no big deal. Just local no life here" should be embarrassing for them. Getting them to kill themselves is not a great idea. Don't tell the bastard something that you wouldn't do yourself. Fucking cowards
>>699367611
>Some people use it in their free time
>Free time is 24/7
>>699367538
No, I want to know if it's dependency for small things or major things.
>>699367657
Yes you did
>>699367722
Stop sticking up for the tard in the playground. You fucking oafling. Go jump off a balcony head first.
>>699367722
Stop defending the retard. You should be pointing and laugh, like all the normies.
>>699366908
Just lost my current game
>>699366820
>posting your opinion without posting your waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo
>>699367875
Agreed, this thread is fucking shit, why do you have rules on /b/?
>>699367192
Hello! what have you been up too?
>Besides watching me you creep.
>>699367540
Isn't that normal though?
>>699367722
just ignore them they are just bored sadists looking for attention
>inb4 all the (you's) im about to get
>>699367928
thats to bad who do you like to play
>>699367967
>implying i'm here for this gay waifu shit
>>699367432
Pretty please?
>It looks really comfortable
>>699367855
Show me one of your paintings and I'll tell you, ok? Promised.
>>699367928
I know how you feel. Boot up my old ZSNES to play some good ol SM:RPG... no save files :<
Starting from square one, but oh well! I like the first hafl better, anyway
>>699367967
>Identifying with a waifu and breaking the site's rules.
Hop in a yard full of rabid dogs, you fucking waste.
>>699368004
Because these people are social rejects and can't muster up the courage to talk to people IRL so they shit on the rules for this site to satisfy their battered and bruises mental states.
>>699368004
where's the snatch?
>>699368029
>talks about sadists like he isnt one
>>699367540
All pets do that except snakes
>>699368029
>keep ignoring them
>acknowledging our existence
fucking mental retard
>>699367454
>Please just fucking hang yourself.
For real though.
>>699367611
>Enjoying yourself by jerking off your ego and pissing on some poor sociopath who might not understand himself.
Yeah mate, as if you're not a complete and utter shitknob.
Either way its not my problem, just felt like giving up my two cents to some petty jews
>>699368195
so is spidey your husbando?
>>699368029
>>699368029
>>699368029
>>699368029
>>699368029
This enough?
>>699368130
I have to finish posting my sculptures first.
>>699365149
Now I remember what I forgot earlier.
>Shinoa granted me a trump card.
>>699365224
Shizuru's pic from last thread reminded me of Tori no Uta, and so I've been listening to that on repeat so I can start to relax.
>>699368195
I talk to people all the time, i just hate hearing them talk.
>>699367875
>>699367900
I don't think you know what normie means yet I assure you that none of you are. Yes, you are dependent and whatnot but you lot are fucked in the head. Read the post.
>>699368029
Trust me, I despise you as much as they. I'm only here to advise you to get your shit sorted. Since you often frequent here, there should be no problem of you exposing your day to day life since you like to garner attention.
Iowa claimed
whats up my dudes
>>699368220
well im a masochist so
>>699368225
my cat just chills dog are to needy for me
>>699368220
RIGHT FUCKING HERE
>>699368247
Dude, can't believe you're defending the retard. Excuse me for hating mentally retarded people that are wasting human resources and deserve to die. You're just as bad as the retard, britfaggot.
>>699368247
Hit yourself over the head a few times. Maybe it'll knock the few brain cells in your head back in place.
>>699368383
The voices in your head don't count, Helen.
>>699368397
Shut the fuck up, you pseudo intellectual. Go recite shakespere in a dark corner with all of your HS Pokemon playing herd of tards.
>>699368397
I dont do this for attention I do this for support why do you despise me anyway ive never don anything too you
>>699368405
You torture animals
you're a sadist as well
>>699368459
EUGH JESUS FUCK NEVERMIND
>>699367707
Nyoom!~
>>699368405
Cats are great.
>>699368029
I enjoy playing as junkrat
>>699368520
Bring back the Roman empire
Cast all unfit off the cliff and breed superior warriors.
>>699368317
How many more are there left?
>>699368526
While that's not what i meant i'll admit that was pretty clever..
>>699368574
right?
>>699368594
I like pahrara myself
>justice rains form above
>>699368594
>>699368530
This better?
>>699368378
>Shinoa granted me a Trump card
Uh oh
>>699368398
Playing league right now still super fucking tilted
>>699368682
Thank you.
>>699368625
That's fuckin' great.
>>699368006
Watching second season of Kiniro Mosaic, it's pretty nice. You?
>>699368693
Phara makes my anus pucker
>>699368699
Thanks m8. Im on mobile so they all look fine to me.
>>699368527
Despise may seem as a strong word but I prefer to be curt to get straight to the point. I'm just disappointed that you do nothing to improve your life. GTFO of here and do something productive with yourself. Improve. While you still have the time
>>699368397
Stop projecting.
>>699368656
Twenty including this one.
>>699368574
WOOSH
>>699368774
>>699368378
Explanation is needed
>>699368910
Please shut your fucking disgusting mouth.
>>699368527
You torture animals? Why?
>>699368711
yeah ill fuck that
>>699368800
cliff material
then again so am i, but w/e
Claimed! Also, why is everyone here a jackass?
This is now a Muppets thread. You're all puppets, and you're on our strings.
>>699369187
>jackass
>posting furry porn
hippo hypocrite
>>699369187
Because waifu threads have devolved from its glory into this cesspool
>>699369099
Too lazy to check through the thread, but I knew this person was fucked up, can someone fill me in on the animal abuse stuff?
>>699369057
Nigga we're writing, not talking. Please get your prepubescent ass out of here if you're just going to shitpost. Shitpost with shit. Don't condemn niggas for entertainment.
>>699368849
Not much, listening to music and playing vidya, hopefully it will get quiet soon and i can watch something.
>>699368910
what am I doing that's unproductive? ive got nothing to do atm until im back to being a student
>>699369099
it gives a high thats hard to describe tbh people would be much better but I dont like jail
>>699367550
Oh, you meant RSS. Now that's a game that I've played. Though Siege was another game.
>tfw you play games because of cute girls
>>699367585
Well, you gotta work your way through it. The more you beg for it, the more chances you have it'll happen. Nah, just joking, go ahead and use me as your pillow.
Party was fun for the most part, but some friends I wanted to see couldn't come, so, yeah.
Also, what guitar do you have? I've got a XCort XCustom. I wanna change it for a Les Paul or an Ibanez, but I'll see.
>>699367707
How can Shinoa be this cute and this rapey at the same time?
>>699369360
Please dip your head into a tank of ferocious sharks you disgusting piece of rancid zebra fecal matter.
>>699369360
I hope you die alone, laying in a field, bleeding out.
>>699369352
Waifu has always been a cesspool. Please don't pretend it was ever different.
>>699369359
If the torture bit is true, I rescind all the shit I said about bolster
>>699369341
And yet I can't post clop, nice one, /b/, really keeping up board quality
>>699369383
What do ya plan to watch?
>>699369359
im only into small animals god i dont kill cats for fuck sake its like hunting without a gun
>>699369099
I fantasize about waterboarding people, and ways to make them feel pain, ej, nail some nails on the tip of their finger and make it touch the bone, slice te skin, god this makes me moist. Although I can abuse people, I don't do it as muc as I would like to though.
>>699368398
Go back to sleep you newfag
>>699369387
>tbh people would be much better but I dont like jail
>>699369528
Clop? Dude, do you even have a life outside of 4chan?
>>699369546
Always knew you were a psycho, go jack it to a fluffy thread, you scum
>>699369027
FYOOOOM~
>>699369438
Outside of IQ being hot
>the game is actually pretty fun.
>Sometimes people think I'm talking about besieged.
I'm off to play RSS, later!
>>699369438
Oh sweet, im gonna sleep like a baby then~ I have a les paul model by Epiphone its really nice, my first guitar I just got it like 2 days ago
>>699367707
That's about the only upside to it. Especially if it was internal, not good.
>>699367431
Heh trust me, I'm trying. If it weren't for the garage sale that wouldn't of happened. Yeah, that goes both ways ya know.
>>699368398
Drained and listening to music. You?
>>699369581
uh your sooooo fucked up anon I hate you so much you autist durrrrr
>>699369629
do you like jail?
>>699369522
>has always been
Shut the fuck up, you impotent cuck.
>>699369652
Yes, but when I go on the internet, its mostly youtube and reddit, usually just come here to share and collect fapping material
>>699368774
What's got you tilted lol
>>699369596
excuse me buddy. you know full and well I don't sleep
>>699369762
Nothin much round here. What's got you drained
>>699369629
>kekked at pic
>>699369713
>Quite frankly as long as its pest animals I could care less what that nigger kills.
>Squirrels and Rats are pretty populated, its not gonna be hard for them to get their numbers back.
>Hell I wouldn't mind if he moved up to pests like Niggers too, but they're pretty big sometimes so he might not have much of a chance.
>>699369630
Find Yoshi, assholes
I washed a heat sink today.
>>699369939
>samefag
>>699367294
Ah, I remember when I was first included in these. Y'know, back before the threads became complete dogshit.
>>699369879
Yet you know all these gay ass terms. Consider drinking me.
>>699369713
hunters are pychos to huh I love cats i cannot be a psycho also why would that get me off
>>699369541
Danganronpa, not sure what to expect but i always give everything a shot before dismissing it.
Though i will only be able to do so if it's quiet and my internet isn't terrible.
>>699369914
Just been losing a lot more lately for stupid reasons. Playing MGS V now
>>699370036
The dogshit came with the 24/7 posters
Y'know, the ones that never fucking leave
>>699369387
Oh. You're fucked in the head. Trying to justify shit. You know what maybe I'm retarded to think you were sane. As a matter of fact, I am an idiot for pitching something towards space not willing to change.
Well, at least there's some bs going around and some shitposters I can enjoy myself with. For shame. Don't do anything stupid from now on. Take care of yourself
>>699369511
That's cute. Did Google help you with the swears
>>699369514
Likewise
![Kirino [329].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FnXjdiG.jpg "Kirino [329].jpg")
>>699369766
Pfffft bwahahaha.
>>699369850
It's true tho, like everything on /b/ it has always been shit. You just get used to it until shit changes.
>>699370105
Dude, you talk like a 10 year old girl. You are really mentally retarded, aren't you? I bet your current living situation is identical to Chris Chan's.
>>699370035
Samefag where you bunnynigger?
>>699370036
But Anon is not represented in the image~
>>699368774
>>699369027
Saber is trying to get me shipped with them, and I'm wanting to wait a while before any rash decisions are made.
>>699370096
I'm a degenerate by night, Its what I do
>>699369850
Care to prove otherwise? Reply for me you mindless chunky monkey
>>699369766
You're a potential killer and that worries me.
>>699369914
Here's something else.
>>699370190
>>699370036
>Y'know
Get over yourself, you egotistical child.
>>699370230
I see you're running low on things to say, glad I struck a tone. Your pillow's gonna enjoy getting soaked by tears tonight.
>>699370105
oh, isn't that cute! the edgefag got triggered!
>>699370383
Whatever do you mean? I have you to spout dumb shit all day. At least you're committed unless bedtime comes around or oh wait...you have a job to go to
>>699370383
Troglodyte scum like you deserves nothing less than to be shot and killed.
>>699370383
Ya know what else is horrible about these fags? they're PROUD of their "Fame" on here, elitest as fuck too
>>699370693
It's not our fault you're a pathetic newfag.
