Finally found someone not terrible to play with. The joy.
the terrible is merely hidden
Shush, let me enjoy not having to deal with 4 vegetables in my team.
So you get 3 vegetables, one steak...and a fruit.
>>699364461
I hope you get raped.
Not exactly...
>>699366622
Not sure if this is supposed to be encouraging or what.
>>699366731
just my fetish
what an interesting conundrum
>>699366783
Ah, your fetish is that other people get raped?
>>699366832
I say.
wherever I go, I must also rape
>>699366880
or I do, or I rape, or rape happens.
>>699366880
Indeed, sir.
I thought you were into different kind of stuff.
>>699366985
So... even if you're not witnessing a rape, you get excited at the idea that it is happening somewhere?
>>699367030
Verily.
I am, that's a meme.
>>699367307
dont you?
I can't keep up with all these new memes.
>>699367451
I'm generally not consumed by the idea, and even if I were, I don't find it particularly exciting, so no, I don't.
>>699367548
Oh.
That's an ANCIENT MEME
>>699367684
Why dont you like it?
Somewhere, a German girl is being raped by an Arab.
How ancient we talking about?
also katia do not post lewd maga
>>699367864
I really don't know. Probably since there's nothing in it that I find to my liking.
I think since the Romans at least.
>>699368176
What are you, gay?
I only have nude maga women, that wont be an issue badger.
Oh. No wonder I didn't recognise it then.
>>699368374
All signs indicate as much.
uneducated plebeian
thanks katia, you're the best
fuck you, julian
>>699368553
Why are posting badgers and not porn? what a waste of a furry thread.
Yes please
On a slightly related note, I actually fucked a guy at last. Meaning I was the one doing the fucking.
>>699368835
If it's porn you want, there are other, much better places to go to.
Was it the arab?
Please, that was ages ago. It was a friend, a friend with various benefits.
Naturally, Arabs cannot be friends.
Bananders doesn't talk like he really is 20
And Clint is my age but speaks like he's 65. That sort of thing should be taken with a grain of salt. The swede is simple.
I suppose you have a point.
As if I ever don't.
I guess I'm paranoid since not long ago there was another "sounds suspiciously younger" case with Bryz, who ended up being like 15.
When it's a case of sounding younger, rather than older, you figure they have reasons to lie since otherwise they'd get banned.
True, I came here when I was 16 and pretended to be 21.
How time flies.
Anyway, the other thing is Anders is not a native English speaker.
Compliment me, badger.
Forgot to type something, but now I forgot what I was supposed to type.
SF is a fag
Fight me you shitposting aussie fuck.
>>699370577
Man, I came here a month after turning 15. I'm glad I wasn't loud and obnoxious.
>>699370970
you're a huge fag hi
>>699370994
You're too white for that sort of misbehavior, argie.
>>699370824
I warn you now I have swords for hands
>>699370970
oh hey babe
>>699371109
hello
I ruined my whole day today by drinking so much last night
>>699371179
hai
>>699371109
Since it's from you I'm gonna guess white is a compliment
>>699371234
>I ruined my whole day today by drinking so much last night
>>699371179
I have hands for hands, which is very useful for shooting guns at those with swords for hands.
>>699371234
You didn't ruin your day. You chose to skip your day.
>>699371324
Yeah but it's also kind of sarcastic.
>>699371372
shush
>>699371374
yes, painfully
>>699371484
Drink to forget the pain, wake up with the physical pain instead that's bad enough that the bad pain can't show up.
>>699371374
I have found that while guns are nice, getting a Jogger and replacing their legs with robo-legs means you can dodge pretty much all incoming fire.
>>699371484
This is why you always end on water before bed
>>699371774
I'm quite willing to bet my life that doesn't work.
>>699371874
You don't dodge the bullets themselves, you dodge by preventing aiming.
>>699372338
Jokes on you, I'm behind 7 chokepoints.
>>699372465
Jokes on you, I can kick down solid stone walls with my robot legs.
>>699372791
My perimeter is literally constructed of EMP landmines, cyborg.
>>699372897
My bionic eyes will allow me to see them and create a safe path
>>699373152
Correct, and I know exactly where the safe path is. Easy shooting.
my chinchilla farm is doing well
I need another male though
>>699373263
I will see things with my cyborg eyes that you have missed. There will be many safe paths that only someone with the agility of bionic legs could traverse
>>699373420
You underestimate how well designed my minefield is.
>>699373552
I know how lazy and messy you are.
They'll end up being scattered like cans on the floor of your bedroom
>>699373914
My bedroom is messy because there aren't any mines in there, I don't want to blow my shit up. I'm very careful with my cyborg prevention program.
So this is where all you fags are?
>>699374040
What kinda movie is that?
>>699374192
no, nobody is here, nobody at all
>>699374192
TV show, 8 episodes
So how is everyone?
>>699374192
Right, so where were we... Vovlovololovolovlovolovo
>>699374225
Og course not, I never implied that!~
Oh I guess I'm over here now
>>699374192
It's a great show
>>699374082
Clearly not that careful
Remotely detonated mines would be more effective against a cyborg
You are a nobody, Subjectivefag.
>>699374376
The same.
>>699374225
Pancake is a cat.
>>699374325
Your not a nobody subby.
>>699374348
But what's it about?
>>699374425
But vovovo's are lame
>>699374493
Who said there aren't remote mines in the mix? It's a strategic assortment.
>>699374560
Either way, I'm clearly not here.
>>699374560
The new ones maybe, but not the 240. That's another story altogether :P
>>699374506
Glad to see nothing has changed
>>699374560
Don't lie to the poor igmo. He is a nobody, he's an intellectual nonentity who thinks himself a great thinker. He's too stupid to realize his own ineptitude.
>>699374697
Fuck that cat in particular. What's he think he is? a topping?
>>699374739
Is that the one that's dosen't crash in a crash?
>>699374560
Sci-fi horror series. A monster in a small town. Set in the 80s.
>>699374877
And you think yourself a great artist, but you're not.
>>699374907
sweet are their 80's punks and shit? btw is it a SJW show?
>>699374587
Well since you got the EMP ones, all I need to do is throw things until one gets triggered. That would wipe out all the remote ones near it
>>699374903
Cat realized he could achieve his dream of being the biggest pain in the ass of all time when he saw the pizza unattended on a chair.
>>699374877
Jealousy isn't healthy, James.
>>699374425
I just don't know if our supply can possibly meet your demand
>>699374560
Post your kitty
>>699374903
Some cats do top sometimes
>>699364461
Are you the guy with no phone OP?
>>699375110
Yes, good goy. Sit around chucking shit at my EMP mines while my snipers watch from the rooftops.
>>699375072
Not an sjw show.
>>699374903
Honestly I only know that people say a lot of good things about them, and I don't disagree :P Maybe it's mostly nostalgia talking. My mom used to look like a total badass driving around in one
>>699375072
>an SJW show
only if you're threatened by powerful female characters :^) :^)
it's not though
>>699375072
I don't think myself anything. That's your perception of me, not my own perception of me.
>>699375121
Jealous of a person who can't understand basic philosophy and had to drop a linguistics program because it was too difficult to comprehend? I don't think so.
>>699375415
What gave you the impression I dropped out of linguistics? Wishful thinking?
>>699375193
>snipers
I can still dodge those. Bionic eyes, I see everything
>>699375121
Yeah, i blame the slob leaving the pizza on chair to be honest. That's a cat chair if i ever saw one.
>>699375123
Here you go.
>>699375273
Oh good. i will see if i can find some episodes.
>>699375554
Whatever you say, cyborg. I am well-practiced in the control and slaughter of your unholy kind.
>>699375679
The real question I have is whether or not he ate it afterwards anyway.
>>699375123
I'm more of a giver anyway :)
>>699375517
The fact that I was told outright that you changed majors from linguistics to political science is what gives me the impression that you dropped the program.
>>699375393
Not the case. i don't like seeing female's kicking large, strong, trained men. It's just not real enough
>>699375790
Who told you that? Because it wasn't me, I talk about politics more than linguistics on account of the former being somewhat more generalizable.
>>699375773
You're well practiced at riding my cyborg dick, faggot
>>699375773
Something says he/she would've
>>699375920
Is it metallic? That sounds uncomfortable but I'd give it a go.
>>699375986
I mean, I would. Probably unenthusiastically.
>>699375679
It's on netflix
>>699375870
Does it matter who told me that, the fact that someone specifically said you changed majors and gave a specific reason that you changed is something to consider. Also I trust the person who told me, they've not lied to me before and have proven themselves time and again as being believable.
>>699376149
It's like the terminator
flesh outside, mechanical inside
which is also why your EMPs won't work
It comes with a vibration function for extra fun
>>699375824
If it's trying to present itself as otherwise realistic, sure
Otherwise, sure, why not. Protagonist strength bonus or something.
>>699375679
That's a cutie
>>699376254
I don't think whoever told you was lying since that'd be a dumb thing to lie about—probably they were merely misinformed. I was only wondering who would think that, since presumably it'd be someone I talk to about school a lot.
>>699376382
I mean if you're just coming to rape me I can be persuaded not to use my vast and thorough anti-cyborg defense system against you.
>>699376149
ewww, that's grosse.
>>699376176
Oh, i will have to see if subscribing again is worth it.
>>699376392
He is.
>>699376525
Look, say you have but one piece of pizza. You can eat it and be satisfied, but have some cat hair in your mouth, or you can not eat it and be hungry. This isn't a difficult decision in my book.
>>699376472
They stated you specifically told them you changed majors. Not that you were taking political science classes, but that you changed majors entirely because there wasn't enough arguing in linguistics.
>>699376652
Just think of the cat hair as an extra topping. An acquired taste
>>699376472
Well then it's not really rape is it
>>699376525
I find it is
>>699376767
Yeah, none of that occurred. And indeed there's plenty of arguing in linguistics, I don't think a class went by without getting in a fracas with my psycholinguistics professor last semester.
>>699376861
A taste I don't INTEND to acquire, to be fair, that'd be kind of a one off situation in my book at the most.
>>699376882
I'll leave like one or two snipers and mines so you still feel like you're putting in a little work.
>>699366731
>>699366880
>>699366960
Try the rape game! Official sport of /b/!
>>699377034
I believe that it did since the person who told me has proven their reliability time and time again. I also believe that because you are an idiot and I wouldn't put lying about that past you at all.
>>699376861
>>699376882
>>699376942
>>699377034
Going to shower. Catch you all later.
>>699376861
>>699377411
Anytime you guys wanna talk to me again, no pressure... :'D
>>699377158
my high school, it is clear, was not gay enough.
>>699377365
Dude, linguistics is literally all I did this summer, I had two different RA positions in the department. You're welcome to insult me and be wrong but this is just silly.
>>699377517
Again, I don't believe you. There is no reason at all I should believe you and you've proven yourself in the past as being a liar. On what basis should I believe you?
What the fuck kind of argument are you having
>>699377034
Hopefully a one-off situation, unless the cat figures out it can get more attention by sitting on your food.
>>699377514
meow meow
What're you up to nanners?
>>699377411
Have fun bb~
>>699377875
Why do you wear a hat indoors?
>>699378025
so I don't have to fix my hair for the cam
>>699377817
why the actual fuck would I care if you believed me about my current major of all things
>>699378019
A situation hard countered by not leaving your food unattended.
>>699378019
Practicing my invisibility skills, I'm quite good at it it seems! :) You?
>>699378173
Why do you parade around like you're hot shit when you're really a fucking idiot?
>>699378125
It's rude to wear a hat indoors.
YISUN sat with the Attendants one day in the twentieth palace of Bone and Silver. There was a great feast laid out and YISUN directed all in attendance to forgo the custom. Black bread and spirits were served, salt was cast upon the throats of the repentant.
YISUN’S attendant IMVTTR was fond of violence and skilled in the art of separating men from their wealth and bodies. He had long hungered after the secret name of God as YISUN’s other disciple Aeshma had, but the sorry and torn sight of Aeshma’s pus weeping eyes had dissuaded him. At this feast he attempted through other means to coax some secret and dread knowledge from the universal King.
‘Oh master of masters,’ asked he, as the salt came around, and plucking absent strings upon his glyphic quorric and palming his flayer he spoke a bird into the air which sang a singular song and dissipated.
‘What is the great art known to your royal mind?’ sang the bird.
YISUN smiled in the third way for this question was anticipated for a long time.
‘Lying.’
>>699378493
Did I offend you last night
I'm sorry
>>699378493
Not that those things are mutually exclusive, but I asked first.
>>699378514
what's this nerd shit
>>699378650
just some nerd shit I was reminded of by your conversation with Fool
>>699378173
Cats will find a way.
>>699378365
Showing off things I bought at GenCon to some friends on webcam~
>>699378559
Not really. It's just bad manners to do that.
>>699378650
The answer to your question is the same answer to my question.
>>699378829
I can see the relation but honestly I don't see anything here that even qualifies as lying.
>>699378906
The answer to my question probably isn't "I'm the best" actually, although it's true.
>>699378855
Cats are tiny little furry douchebags but they're not THAT clever. Just bodyblock the stupid fucks.
>>699378855
Never heard of that, what kinda things would that include?
>>699379105
The answer to your question is that your head is incredibly far up your own ass, you actually stupid person.
>>699379105
It's true, they're pretty dumb. Worst case scenario, fill a spray bottle with water
>>699379122
Board games because that's what the convention is about. And pokemon plush because they had them so of course I had to buy some.
>>699379105
I never said there was any real connection
He's accusing you of lying, and I remembered a little story about lying.
>>699379336
My butthole isn't quite that spacious nor am I that flexible, unfortunately. If I could pull that off I'd either have a career in porn or shock videos. As it is I'll have to settle for just being the coolest dude in 4chan's gfur threads.
>>699379648
There is nothing in this world more satisfying than blasting cats with water.
>>699379648
A mew plush would be absolutely amazing... I just love that fucker, can't even explain why >.>
>>699379737
I mean lying is quite a useful talent. I personally endorse its development and practice where appropriate. That said, this is totally not an appropriate place to lie, it doesn't even make sense to.
>>699379758
You spelled idiotic wrong, you literally retarded monster.
>>699379970
I don't know what makes you so jealous. You're pretty cool too, you're an artist and shit, I've heard.
>>699379940
I lie constantly
I am actually a single, morbidly obese swedish woman.
I'm also not a cyborg
>>699380099
I would never be jealous of an intellectual nonentity. You do nothing for the betterment of humanity and are, at this point, taking up space and resources.
>>699379758
I love cats but sometimes those smug lil bastards need to be put in their place~
>>699379920
I got an Emolga and a Servine. Mew's a cutie too though :3
>>699380204
I think it's been demonstrated that indeed most people lie all the damn time, but tend not to think of themselves as liars. Many lies are quite automatic, after all.
And it's good you're not a cyborg that means I don't have to genocide you.
>>699380290
Maybe it's just that I'm so much more satisfied with my existence than you are.
>>699380396
Yeah I definitely do it when they've done nothing to deserve it. I might just be a dick.
>>699380396
Stupid adorable mew... >//.//<
Volcarona a cutest.
>>699380466
You're clearly not. If you were you wouldn't fabricate stories and constantly seek positive affirmation from other people.
>>699380761
Fabricating stories? What, like bantering with nef about my anti-cyborg EMP minefield? I don't think you like fun very much.
>>699380466
You might be. Kitties deserve love
>>699380613
It's still one of my favourite legendaries. I prefer cute to overdesigned and "badass"
>>699380703
Volcarona is snuggliest bug
>>699380703
Should be immune to stealth rock/10
>>699381040
No, that's clearly just fun chatter. I'm talking about your "intellectual" exploits.
>>699381212
Where have you been all my life?
>>699381212
They get love. And squirts of cruelty.
tfw no bug gf
>>699381300
fuck pebbles tbh
>>699381305
I don't have any exploits, I just argue here, which is fun. My talent for that speaks for itself and has rendered you unreasonably insecure.
>>699381488
I am secure in myself. I just don't like you. Your "skill" is nonexistent. You never back up anything you claim and any links you have posted are to sources that have time and again, in the past, been proven unequivocally both unreliable and that outright fabricate.
>>699381488
Remove that shit from my game and my shoes
>>699382113
I consider myself something of a scion of verbosity but that was a whole lot of characters to say "I can't argue with your facts so fuck you."
>>699382198
Like, I appreciate why they exist, but spikes were just fine for the purpose without being drastically overcentralizing.
>>699381392
the internet and/or canada
Also, Reshiram is a good legendary because it's cute and looks mythical~
>>699381488
that sounds lewd
i'd fuck a bug if it was a qt volcarona grill
>>699382388
Do not cum on the cat.
I'd fuck a girl if it was a qt volcarona, otherwise I'm probably gonna have to pass.
>>699382376
The point is you don't have facts. You have outright fabrications and false facts.
>>699382575
When we were arguing about mass shootings, I used your own statistics to demonstrate my point. If you want to throw your own data out with the bathwater just to get at me, fair play, but that's a skoch pyrrhic. Not that that's surprising, the tendency to double down on false beliefs when presented with evidence is well documented and is probably why you get so very angry. I don't blame you.
>>699382388
Get lewd.
>>699382388
You smartass :3
Also while we're talking about fucking pokemon... Stupid sexy Mewtwo... >_>
>>699382376
I'm just glad defog can clear entry hazards these days.
>>699382868
No lewdness
>>699383127
I still run spin a lot of the time, shit like scarf excadrill is great for the purpose
>switch in spinblocker gengar on scarf drill
>haha I eq'd instead
>mold breaker
mmmm delicious.
But volcarona has become really hard to use. I mean, she can't TOUCH either mega zard variant, heatran is still omnipresent, etc.
>>699383127
Post Frank nudes.
>>699383386
mew
>>699382827
Your "proving your point" was entirely wrong. I did the numbers outright. In the last six years 50% were committed by whites 15% by blacks, and so on and so forth. The only group that committed more mass shooting than their population make up were Asians. Going to the ten years before that it was about the same, only Asians leveled out to match their population, it was the same for the ten years previous, and the ten before that, and the ten before that, and so on.
>>699383555
Funny, we were just talking about Mew :3
>>699382527
There are many grills I'd fuck. But that one would be pretty high on the list
>>699382903
Oh, that's your type, is it?~
Can't say I disagree
>>699382868
That's my secret: I'm always lewd.
>>699383555
Meowmeow
>>699383332
What the fuck did I just read?
>>699383611
>I did the numbers outright. In the last six years 50% were committed by whites 15% by blacks, and so on and so forth.
America is 63% non-hispanic white, so you've proved my point. Thanks kindly.
>>699383723
I don't like things without dicks very much.
>>699383769
A conversation topic fit for a perpetual virgin, which by the grace of god alone I am not.
>>699383723
Yeah, name the one who could blame us, I mean he looks like a flippin' stripper!~ *swoon
>>699383675
i saw a mew here wowee!
>>699383723
hoiiiii
>>699383914
Your point was that minorities are more prone to violence at that level. My point was that they're as prone to that kind of violence as white people, which, statistically speaking, is true. Based on numbers alone. Whites, Blacks, Asians, Hispanics, etc. all perpetrate that kind of violence at the same amount as their population would dictate. Nice try though.
>>699384368
63% = 50%?
>>699384307
Also can we both agee that Mewtwo is sexy AF? ...... Juuuust sayin'...... >u>
>>699383555
MEOW.
>>699384427
You're a complete and total idiot that didn't read anything of what I just said. In the last six years 50% were perpetrated by whites, the only one more prone to that, based on population make up, was Asians. Before that the numbers level off to match the population make up, and they stay like that for all the decades before. Talking to you is like talking to a child with severe down syndrome, you just drool allover yourself and shit in your pants in response to anything.
>>699383332
I haven't played pokemon since my 3ds and omega ruby were stolen about a year and a half ago. HP fighting/rock/water aren't enough to deal with those huh
>>699383386
No
>>699383555
Watch more season 3
>>699384530
nah bro
>>699384839
soup?
>>699385138
i actually think i will right meow :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS9f6_i6v3Q
I'm leaving now to get something to eat.
>>699385151
Dangit :c Well, 'sup otherwise?
>>699384986
Ok, then in the last 6 years, minorities have committed a disproportion of mass shootings. As I pointed out in the original conversation, America used to be whiter than it is now, so if you look at any other period for which we have stats, minorities STILL committed a disproportion of mass shootings. What exactly that disproportion is is changing as America becomes less white, that's all.
>>699385138
I mean you can only run one HP, and since rocks are inevitable Volcarona is basically condemned to have quiver+roost+2 attacks, usually dualstab or fire and giga drain.
>>699385371
was playing DOOM. just getting around to trophy hunting
>>699383914
Dicks are pretty great. But an orifice is an orifice~
>>699383956
A stripper? I haven't been going to the right strip clubs, then!
>>699384307
I'm gonna snug the cat
>>699385217
Do that
>>699385418
Is it wrong that I don't like the fact charizard is now a viable mon
>>699385759
what cat!?
>>699385915
the cat is you!
>>699385759
Great, a stripclub full of Mewtwos. Now I dunno whether to start fapping furiously or to LMFAO, maybe both?
>>699385622
Nice, currently playing through F.E.A.R: Extraction Point myself. Good thing we had that conversation about the series, reliving some good old memories atm :)
>>699385151
I don't want to go to work tomorrow.
>>699385761
honestly no because the circumstances under which he became viable are frankly idiotic.
>>699385759
>an orifice is an orifice
I prefer MY orifices to those of other people being involved in sexual interactions, is all.
>>699386087
aww yweah~
>>699386166
kickaass! i may get into those here again too!
>>699386366
call in bomb threat
>>699386475
Do it bro :) If only we could get our stupid wifi going so we could play F.3.A.R co-op! That would also put an end to bankrupting myself on you-know-what :P
>>699386714
lol. yeah i never got to play co-op with someone and i hate doing it with a stranger online
>>699385289
this is some good shit
>>699386166
Probably both, while also being more than a little concerned about their combined power level
>>699386395
In that case, strapons :3
>>699386714
...Bad Dragon toys?
>>699387047
yeah I mean that's sorta conditional. I don't bother with women because that'd require finding a kinky one to begin with.
>>699387021
Let's not forget about them sweet multiplayer modes. Alma appearing randomly around the map with chaos going on around her - Fuck yes I say! Is it weird that that's the thing I like the most about the multiplayer modes? :P
>>699387047
Well let's certainly hope they put that power level to good use! Hahah ;p But just imagine it, and tell me if I get too carried away - A lapdance by a freaking Mewtwo... Hoohh man >.>;
>>699387186
In the thumbnail of this, that arm on the right looks like a giant horse cock.
> just FYI
>>699387654
we see what we want to see
>>699387619
fucking right?! i never had anyone i wanted to play with so i never got much time in it alone and its too hard to lone wolf it
>>699387841
Well the last times I checked literally no one played the game anymore, neither the campaign or the MP modes, so I doubt anyone does today :( But, that means we got it all to ourselves! :)
Probably gonna sleep real soon
>>699387186
Look for the ones with colourful hair. That seems to be a pretty good indicator
>>699387619
I wonder how those vast psychic powers would factor into a lapdance...
>>699388218
those ones are also crazy
>>699386395
Giving him two ridiculous megas one of which provides drought coupled with a retarded base s attk of 159, the other gives him a typing to not get facefucked by fairies unlike every other dragon while still having stats to make him a potent mixed sweeper, nerfing weather effects that would've acted as a check against him, or did I miss something
>>699388218
You tell me, but those are two different things that I talked about xD
>>699388460
all of that shit's ridiculous but the underlying balance issue is that charizard, like lucario (banned to ubers), is a mixup on every single team. He comes out on something below base 100 speed prior to mega evolving and you're in a guessing game as to whether he's physical zard x or special zard y, and if you guess wrong something dies
>>699388147
lol awesome. yeah games like those dont keep many playing for long
>>699388218
no sleep
>>699388772
new thread
>>699388698
That's a shame. It had its flaws but it was a real freaking blast nonetheless :P
>>699389019
i wish they would have put a little more effort into the last game though.
