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No need for any context. Just let it all out.
i want to kill myself and i embarrassed for being a pussy
>>699349899
You said you would fuck me but you didn't.
>>699350422
Nice dubs.
I've finally come to terms that I want to fuck my dog more than I want to fuck my husband.
>>699350621
thanks, they numb the pain a little
>>699349899
Women, all of them, are completely fucked in the head.
My dad has been in and out of the hospital because he want to kill himself, just went back in today. At this point I honestly feel like he's just a huge pussy who went through his whole life not developing coping skills and I'm tired of acting like I give a shit anymore
my dad touches me on a regualar basis
>>699349899
what did i see yesterday? was it a hedgehog? i dont know
Really wish she wasent a fucking mental fag and dident make excuses and forces me to feel like I'm a bad guy for making 1 mistake and she makes 50.
>>699349899
>Be me, white British male
>Born to a heroin addict and a 15 year old girl
>Grew up with grandmother and uncle in council flat, as my grandmother is disabled and my grandfather abused her, stealing the money for alcohol, and left
>Almost made homeless as a teenager when the Govt tried to kick us out and replace us with a refugee family
>Bullied through school, a gang of kids tried to strangle me once. Headmistress did nowt. Went to council, they did nowt. Went to MP, he did nowt. He was secretly having an affair with Headteacher, giving him free pussy and her immunity from the council
>Neither of them ever had anything done about their corruption
>Pass 11+, barely miss a place in grammar school
>Go through more shit
>Now I'm 18, done an internship at a banking firm, and am well on path to becoming a financial worker.
>I've had to fight for everything I have.
>Some middle class morons at Uni call me a privileged white male scumbag
>They have had everything handed to them so far in life
>They have parents who can pay for their degrees for them, I don't even have parents
>Somehow, I'm still more privileged than them
What is this doublethink?
>>699351377
Checked
People have died as a result of decisions I have made...I feel no remorse.
I frequently post hints at how alone everyone here is, how they can't forget her, and how they can't fix what's broken in them. Sometimes it's to revel in the misery everyone hides when they post on here and keep coming here, other times it is to get them to open up. Other times it's to get them to realize that this place will never really make you feel like you belong, and they should stop trying to find that here.
I attempted suicide (over dose) a few months ago and it didn't work out (obviously) I haven't told anyone and my wife thinks everything is alright...I plan to try again in the very near future.
>>699349899
I HATE NIGGERS
My girlfriend of 7 years since we were in high school left me because of her depression and anxiety issues, and she couldn't worry about anyone but herself.
I'm trying to recover, but that is a long time to go without being in the dating scene.. I don't even know how to meet new women.
I have been trying out various dating apps but women are so picky and hardly ever respond, probably because they are over loaded with guys messaging them (who are also probably way hotter and more viable candidates)
I haven't been alone for such a long time, and this really sucks.
>>699351432
be proud of who you are and what you've achieved, ignore the fucking retards who think they know shit, they're not worth the time thinking about.
I really wish you would stop hitting me just because your friends think it's fun to watch
>>699351432
I'm proud of you. You fucking made it. It's not easy to forget the naysayers, but they are nothing. You did well, anon.
>>699353607
I honestly don't feel like I've achieved anything to be proud of, though. It's like the bare minimum that someone in Britain today should achieve imo.
I think this forum's fucking disgusting sometimes and I hate myself for even bothering to contribute to any post. I genuinely feel like a disgusting person for being here.
but damn the pussy game is tight yo
I'm gonna fuck a Girl in 3 days
Slowly getting there but why the fuck do I have no desire to better myself come the fuck on man you've got so much potential I need help
I woke up. I hated who I was slowly becoming. I loved you, but the most you helped me grow was letting me leave you at that airport hotel. You will be fine. God help the next guy you end up with. You are too beautiful and cunning.
I think about you every day, But you forgot me.
I'm sick of people thinking they're hot shit behind the wheel of a car. All this road rage and swerving and bullshit and I just want to fucking put bullets in their fucking heads when they pull up next to me. Inb4 edgelord faggot
>>699353940
Move to america. Be better than 70% of the populations
>>699349899
People are proud of me for going to the gym and getting muscle, and say I look really nice, but deep down I know I'm still going to die alone.
>>699349899
I'm a kissless Virgin at 19 life sucks so much.
I wish I could ask for serious advice to kick my laziness but this board isn't kind to genuine questions
>>699354858
19?
Fuck dude, you're fine.
I hate people that constantly call themselves trash and general self-loathing in front of others that isn't played up laughs. You shouldn't be telling that shit to random people; either keep it to yourself or go to a therapist
>>699354862
Reddit.
/r/getmotivated
>>699355056
Hahaha I think u needed that.
>>699351377
Stop talking to her. I'm serious, anon, those kinds of girls never get better and it's terrible for your mental health (which very much influences your physical health)
>>699355121
But Reddit is shit tier advice man, any 12 year old rich cunt can say what they did
I wish my dad would move on with his life or kill himself once and for all instead of being a shut-in alcoholic
Tell Dave what ever you want to get off your chest.
http://vaughnlive.tv/thirdparty
Dave cares.
Two dubs of truth PogChamp
>>699355056
But it's like every time I try they just use me and throw me away. It's like God damn it. I just want to be loved.
>>699355095
wait, so If I joke sarcastically about how ugly I am and how I want to off myself everyday am I a bad person in your eyes?
>>699355355
Have you ever actually tried any of the advice you have read/been given?
Think about what makes you lazy... WHY you are lazy. Then, think about why it's a problem for you. We can go from there.
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
>>699354862
Quitting porn helps me a lot with that
>>699355487
oh shit i almost forgot about good ole Dave...thanks anon
I HATE YOUR FATHER KATY, HE RUINED MY LIFE. I HOPE HE FUCKING CHOKES ON A PAPERCLIP
>>699355544
Please take the time to read this. From what you just told me, this will help.
https://7chan.org/lit/src/Robert_Glover_-_No_More_Mr_Nice_Guy.pdf
>>699351432
they're not worth thinking about having a shit mate don't worry you're a champion.
>>699355556
So... I listen to everything that people say, forgo time to improve... Huh.
I can't fucking pretend I like her anymore. I know for A fact that she doesn't like me but I just want to feel something and I'm so fucking lonely
>>699355837
Don't know what you mean by that.
>>699355920
Don't let her use you up, man.
>>699350789
if you do, pics?
>>699355932
Sorry muh dude, like... Focus on everything that's easy and fun, like sitting down and watching twitch rather than working out, or drinking each night rather than sleeping or working on music?
I am repulsed by myself since I jacked off to cp...I'm not to the level that I'm actively consuming it nor do I want to harm children but I consume porn so compulsively that my lusts have become amoral and distorted. Even seeing cp for real has made me question everything about the world. In fact I'm sure now that the world is an evil place, and worse, I am part of it.
I'm not really sure I want to fuck her. I think I might take a blowjob and then leave. She's fucking stupid as a box of rocks but has a bangin body. Not really sure what I'm gonna do ://
>>699355549
No, everybody does that. I'm talking about people that sincerely say they hate themselves. Nobody wants to carry your emotional baggage.
>>699355549
Not him but I wouldn't hang out with you much if you'd do that. That would make me unconfortable. you don't help yourself by doing that
I wish it didn't have to end up like this.
>>699354716
that file name
>>699349899
Ok then, OP. I'll post my manifesto.
This is my story, /b/. So listen up. Actually, that's all I ever want, someone to listen. Someone to give a shit. Ever since I was a boy, no one ever listened to me. All I wanted was a girlfriend, was that too much to ask? I'm not a mean person, and certainly not narcissistic. I don't hold grudges for girls rejecting me. I just feel a little piece of myself break off and die deep inside my cold, twisted heart every time a girl says no. I've never sinned, not that sin is a concept I believe in. I go to Church, but mainly just to ease my conscience. I don't know if I even believe in God anymore, not after all the things I've seen. I saw my father die in a meat packaging factory accident. It was horrendous, seeing him torn to shreds as he screamed for help. I went to see a therapist four times a week for 3 years, but I realized very quickly that they didn't care about me. In general, therapy is a bullshit career. You get paid 30 bucks an hour to pretend like you're their friend. Well I know the truth. They're just as bad as the rest of us, and that's what's wrong with society. We put people on a pedestal. Those Kartradians or whatever you call them, every time I go to the grocery store I see a tabloid about them. All "breast implant" this and "divorce scandal" that. Why doesn't everyone just mind their own damn business? I'm not saying we should all be friends, but at least be civil. Do I particularly like Afro-men? No. But I'm not racist. If a Chinaman shakes my hand, I'll wash it first chance I get. But that doesn't make me a bad person.
I also suffer from chronic Alzheimer's.
>>699349899
Ok then, OP. I'll post my manifesto.
>>699355966
Ppl around us thinks that were dating but were just good friends and I every time I get jealous when she talks to a guy she always bring up that were just friends
Fuck her man, you can do a lot better.
>>699351315
Lmao.
i drive in the carpool lane when i'm alone
i honestly can't live with myself
I absolutely fucking hate watching the same movie twice in the same decade. Like its fucking boring. I already know whats gonna happen event by event..
>>699356085
Instant satisfaction vs. fulfillment right here.
You don't need to stop watching twitch, or drinking, but you've mentioned two amazing things that will boost your confidence, self-esteem, and will actually make you feel fulfilled.
Working out is mentioned so much on the internet because it's honestly that important. You feel better physically, mentally, and then eventually even look better and actually SEE the fruits of your labour.
Making music. Again, fantastic. You are actively CREATING sometime by doing something that you enjoy, and even getting better at creating by doing it. Win win.
Like I said, don't cut out the drinking and twitch, just give yourself a balance.
I'm super lonely and really would like to find a girl, but I'm too fucking bitter and angry to see any value in any of the women left in my age group and avoid even talking to them, so I'm fucked.
>>699356434
You don't like experiencing the same feeling while watching it again? I love rewatching movies and rereading books.
>>699351432
Hey man, I wish you happiness : )
Im attracted to mentally ill or physicall ill girls. Like really attracted. Also I would probably have sex with a 12 year old if they wanted to too. I would drink a girls pee. I would fuck someones asshole woth shit in it. The only thing that makes me happy is someone actually loving me, but nobody loves me and i have no family so im always hiding my constant and lifelong unhappiness every fucking second im around someone or even think someone will come around and its killing me i treat my body like shit by smoking and drinking so hopfully i die really young
>>699356239
I've realized it's not helping me, but I do poke fun at myself because I've learned to make fun of myself because if I can laugh at myself nobody can hurt me.
>tl;dr Middle School was rough
>>699356512
Thank you anon you're a good dude have a meme I'll try my best
>>699356172
Pump and dump is a phrase for a reason anon. Fuck her and cut contact straightaway, or tell her you're not interested if you don't want to be too much of an asshole
>>699356307
quality shitpost
>>699356558
women will make you less bitter and angry, just talk to them anon
>>699349899
I'm sick of my kid. Daughter, nearly 18. Hostile. Endless hostility. Sick of it. Hurts my feelings terribly. I've spent all these years raising her. Endless patience. I feel as bad as I've felt in years. What did I do to you? Why are you so hostile to me?
I don't know if I'm gay or not.
>>699356578
Yes but im a big fan of action movies, and many have huge plot twists; those twists are known; im left kinda just enjoying the acting, but not the plot itself
I fucking hate my mom because she's fucked me up socially and given me OCD
I love you Angie
>>699356307
When did you see your father die? Are you in school? Do you have any hobbies? You should probably make some friends.
I'm gay and my parents would hate me if I told them.
>>699356816
> why is she so hostile to me?
daughter, 188, she will grow out of it mate same way my mom was to my grandma, after she moves out she'll realize what the real worlds like and be grateful for all the shit you did for her.
>>699356378
There's a carpool lane?
>>699349899
i want to eat ass and never go back to work again
>>699356819
How?
I have missed out on so many social opportunities and sexual adventures because I am too much of a lazy piece of shit to clean my apartment. I am too embarrassed to have company.
I like Postal III
>>699356627
The thing is nobody will give value to you if you don't value yourself, so I guess keep doing it in your head if it helps you relativise but avoid saying it out loud, it leads to a lot of unecessary awkward situations
Ann Frank is pretty hott.
>>699356636
Take your time, and remember; balance.
broke up with gf a few weeks ago and deeply regret it, shes into my best friend and i have no idea how to get her back, help me /b
>>699356819
>>>/gif/
Take the first step, anon
I live on a sailboat in florida, am good looking and fit with a good job and going to school for something in a very promising field, no debt and very responsible. I have all the elements, how come I can't make friends or find any decent women? It's been 3 years since I've had sex, and the closest things I have to friends only wanna drink and smoke pot. I gave up drugs and smoking 2 weeks ago so I don't want to be in that kind of environment. Like I don't get it, if it's not those things then it's usually drama, I don't care much for drama. Wat do /b/? I do however have a bit of a psychological block when it comes to women, I can't make eye contact with them, it stems from psychological abuse and trauma I endured as a child from my mother, so naturally women seem kind of scary to me even though I realize there's nothing to be afraid of.
>>699349899
I get turned on by thinking about getting fucked in the ass but then I use a dildo and It does not feel good and I am not turned on at all and I feel ashamed.
I regret all the things I didn't do, the things I could've done, and the things I should've done
I want to date one of my exes while actively trying to date the other.
>>699357122
Wait until you move out, and only tell them if you feel it's absolutely necessary. Your sex life is private, and it's appalling that people barely view it as such these days
1. My parents aren't of much use to me except for my inheritance when they die, so IDGAF when they do.
2. If my sibling dies before my parents, my inheritance will double-- here's hoping!
3. I despise gays and trannies.
4. I spend money to stay the fuck away from Blacks and Hispanics.
5. I hope HIllary dies / strokes before November.
>>699357417
Alright sounds like a plan, I'll just keep it in my head. I visited my mom once and she got real nervous when I said "alright imma go off myself" unknowingly to her thats pretty much how I tell people I'm gonna get some sleep. So I see what ya mean by avoiding awkward moments.
>also I don't ever want to be like pic related again. So heres to college starting up again in 2 weeks
My wife is a cunt!
>>699357697
It's all over buddy. I'm sorry. Now that your best friend's got that ass, there is no way you can get it back. Even if they break up, it'll be a fucked up love triangle. Your pal will hate you for dating her. In that case, if she broke up with you again, you would lose both your girlfriend and your best friend. There truly is no way out.
>>699357882
Human condition: the post
>>699357882
Take those mistakes and learn from them, anon. Don't dwell on the past and keep moving forward because time waits for nobody.
>>699357911
>4. I spend money to stay the fuck away from Blacks and Hispanics.
how?
>>699357697
Are you able to still talk to her without hostility coming from either one of you? If not, just take a break from her for a while, as hard as that may sound. If you try to subtly get back to her, she'll notice, and probably get annoyed. During this time, think of ways you could improve yourself as a human being. Start a workout regime, if you haven't yet. Learn a new recipe, learn or practice and instrument, e.t.c. And most importantly, hang out with friends, if you have any.
i'm on the verge of getting kicked out because i'm NEET as fuck and the only person i'm able to stay with if i do is my dad who molested me when i was a kid, so i'd rather kill myself than have to do that. the only person i've ever loved is starting to move on because i'm a lying sack of shit, and my life is never gonna move forward. i don't have the balls to kill myself. fml
>>699349899
i like eating at arbys
>>699357265
Holy fuck. You could be me.
>>699357959
I'm the original anon you replied to. You really shouldn't be telling suicide jokes that often. I thought you meant you say those things once in a while, not all the damn time. Like the other anon said, tone it down. It doesn't help you, or the people around you, and nobody likes a one-trick pony anyway
>>699357959
That pic kinda pissed me off, like keep it in the bedroom, people don't want to see that shit in public it's annoying. And doing it in front of someone that is alone is just douchy and fruity, like take that bottle and smack them in the head with it. Fuck
I still love her
>>699351432
you seem like an intresting person
>>699349899
DEUS VULT
>>699358243
Live in a nicer place than I need.
Avoid work that would put me into contact with them.
Avoid venues where they frequent (restaurants, stores, concerts, beaches, etc.)
I'm not alone in this . . . parents often move out of Black/Brown neighborhoods so that their kids can have nice schools - - - I'm not a parent, but stay away from them for my own safety / comfort.
There's all this grafitti downtown Atlanta that says Chub Head 2015. Who is this Chubhead?
>>699358669
Ooh, that fucking stings, anon.
i like to scratch my asshole and sniff it
>>699357959
Yeah that kind of humour really relies on context, my mom wouldn't understand it either
>>699353364
Just found out my high school sweet heart of 6.5 years(we broke up a few months ago because I cheated) is now dating again. I'm still in love with her and this feeling inside me hurts so much thinking she might be happier with one of these guys.
>>699349899
why did i pull the trigger
>>699358541
>nobody likes a one trick pony
FUCK
Well what purpose do I have if I can't make people laugh at my expense?
>>699349899
I fucking hate myself. Seriously b, I honestly feel like I can't take it anymore. I have to fake a smile for those who care, when inside I just want to crawl out of my own fucking skin. I'm clinically depressed, but I don't take the medication, mostly because going to the psychiatrist routinely is so expensive, and I don't like the idea of taking something that messes with my brain chemistry, I'm fucked up enough. I'm bullimic, something I've managed to conceal for six years because I have an illness I can hide it behind. I hate literally everything about my appearance, and many things about my personality, i feel nothing for most people, and what little joy i do experience is short lived, and followed by self hatred again. I wish I could tell someone the whole story, with anonymity, I need guidance or counseling, but I also just want to kill myself. I don't think counseling will even prove fruitful because no matter what anyone says it brings no solace. I have descended into a hole of self loathing that no one can pull me out of, and most times I just want to die, but even that's a burden because regardless of what I feel for myself, some people actually give a damn about me, and my death would be painful for them, and I don't want to cause them anymore pain then what I already do. Idk what to do anymore, I'll just put on the same fake smile everyday until I finally die I guess.
>>699358862
>why did i pull the trigger
Did someone get hurt?
Were you punished for it?
>>699358857
the thought of her dating someone else is a really selfish feeling but i'm right there with you bro, going through the same thing right now
I'm an 18 year old kissless virgin who may soon get his first ever job stacking shelves part time. I'm only now (and very slowly) learning how to not be awkward af and to have some confidence. I've been trying to get into a workout routine for months and only managed to do it for a month. I feel like I'm useless at most things I do and I feel like I'm a lost cause.
when i was in high school i tried to throw a ball at my friend but it hit a real popular chick instead.
nobody liked me in that school anymore.
funny as fuk though
Im worried that my cat is dead and i can do nothing about it
sometimes i like to masturbate to isis death video's.
you asshole. i was so sure about my sexuality but you changed everything and i'm so scared you'll despise me someday.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10987780/r
Am I the only one?
>>699359157
I'd rather go back to using heroin than stay with gf but I don't want to quit my job or move out so I put up with annoying ass.
I'm about to snap.
I want to shave my body, wear makeup, a wig and lingerie and be fucked like a girl
18 btw
>>699358971
i killed a man i was trying to rob, and now im done with that life, i have a job at a pharmaceutical company now. i was not punished because i hid the body in the dumpster next to him.
SHIT i have to pee but i'm too lazy to get up so fuck!!!
Also I have a tickle fetish.
The work's not just gonna go away, Alva. That goddam contract is somewhere in those goddam fucking files!
>>699359340
>>699358857
Hopefully you learned something from that experience, cheating is for douchebags and dumb sluts
Oh well, on to the next one
i want to change my life but i don't even know where to start
Fuck you Carl you piece of shit, quit complaining and being a lazy fucker.
>>699349899
I used to browse cp on tor and only stopped because somebody hacked the site I preferred.
>>699349899
i hate women with a burning passion and i'm ashamed to be one (no, i'm not posting my tits)
>>699349899
I want a divorce so I can live on my own again and also I wanna bang your brothers wife.
I really unironically want to die and when i get enough money to go out the way i want im going to do it. Been killing myself with drugs. I know money or relationships wont bring me happiness but i dont want to die being seen as a failure who couldnt win at life so They quit, but as someone who succeeded but killed themselves because they simply didnt like being alive. I guess the fact that it ultimately doesnt matter either way makes dying as a failure less bad.
>>699359544
Holy shit. Carl who?
>>699353364
I found myself in that situation earlier this year, but with a GF of only about four years. It's hard anon. I feel you. But it gets better, and it'll be okay.
I used your fleshlight, brother. Don't worry though; I washed it before and afterwards. Also, I was the one that ended up ruining your foot fetish toys. The rubber went kinda gunky after rinsing in in hot water.
Fuck you, you cheating bitch. I fucking hate the pain you put me through every day of my fucking life. I hate you for thinking that what you did was justified. I hate knowing that I have wasted 5 years of my fucking life with you. I hate how I can't let go of you. I hate how you make my mentality flip when I confront you.
I hate you.
She said that she loved me and she missed me. Guess not.
>>699355556
A family didn't even know how close they were to being murdered. Thankfully my sibling talked me out of it as I was outside their house.
>>699359765
His last name starts with a B.
>>699359637
are you very very fat?
>>699358034
Now that I can't deny
>>699360111
Youve got to be kidding.. What is it?
>>699356816
Why did you have a kid if you don't know how to deal with it?
>>699358973 it sucks more cause she doesn't know I found out about it. A mutual friend told me and when we meet to talk and I ask her if she's talking or trying to get back out there, she says no that she still loves me. And I'm too much of a pussy to tell her I know. But it hurts that she is denying it.
i just wish she felt the same way i do about her
anyone else relate? :/
>>699360226
nope, i'm fairly skinny.
>>699359537
Make lists
>>699360276
Where ya from? I don't see his last name being very common and I'd hate for this shit to pop up at work
I can't have you because you don't want me. Unrequited love is bullshit. And you are an idiot, I'm an idiot.
>>699349899
I miss her
>>699360542
Washington. I feel the same way.
>>699351874
wtf
>>699352435
Don't.
No mans sky is the ghostbusters of video games
>>699360771
Ah South Carolina here. Maybe all Carls are just shitty
>>699354149
why not 2 or 4?
>>699352435
Why? Is there nothing in your life to live for?
>>699354716
>>699360904
Hey South Carolina, Charleston here
I know that she abused me psychologically, mentally and sometimes physically. I know she cheated on me throughout our relationship and treated me like I was nothing.
But without her, I'm nothing.
>>699351432
You're a hero, anon.
>>699359732
I read that as "unicornally". Sounded awesome.
>>699361031
Conway, close to myrtle beach
>>699361021
why are you mad at me anon?
Boyfriend and I were in an open relationship (actual faggot here), I ended up falling for someone else. I started pushing the ex away because I was too big of a coward to break up with him. Now I'm with the other dude and the ex and I see each other every day. I miss him and want him back but now I'm too big of a coward to break up with the new guy so I can go back to my ex.
tl;dr I'm a piece of shit coward.
My job is paying me the least in my department and they think that I don't know and that i'm the best thing they've gotten. Jokes on them that i'm gonna peel out once I land that real estate job.
Rather drink another beer than get jacked off
>>699356378
i hope you get a ticket.
no clue what that has to do with you not being able to live with yourself
>>699360904
Well my name is Carl B. I was about to show up to work smacking mother fuckers. My production level is 2x everyone else. I digress. I work with a other Carl who is a real piece of shit.
If I tell you nothing will happen. You're still going to college in fucking Denver and my best friend is still your ex. If I don't tell you nothing changes. You're the complete opposite of me and that's why I love you so much.
You're making a huge mistake. Fuck's sake man, she's got kids. Fuck's sake, man, she's got a boyfriend.
>>699361152
hmmm maybe one day we'll meet, maybe never. Only fate will tell
I do love you, but mostly for our symbiotic relationship. You know you're my first serious love. It genuinely terrified me when you said I'm your world, and can't exist without me. That upon my death awaits your suicide, that even if I cheated on you that you would still want me with you.
But we are both no lifers living the neet dream. The real reason I'm awake when you sleep and vice versa is because you suffocate me. Even if I try to sleep next to you, you ensnare me with your limbs. You're so affectionate. I'm awake when you're asleep so I can just sit with my cat, listening to instrumentals while reading a book. In utter silence. I miss solitude. I never feared being alone, I've never been lonely. I occasionally look up one bedroom apartments across the country because the fantasy of just going out on my own enthrals me. I look up affordable apartments and the local classifieds also in the area. Just fantasizing of having my own space and own bullshit wagecuck job to afford it. I never expected to be anyone's soul mate. Pretty sure I don't have a soul. No one has ever had deep feelings for me. Not the opposite sex, not my family, not even myself.
But you say I'm your life partner, and though your face lit up my heart sank. You seemed joyful at the title, while it felt like a prison sentence to me. You don't deserve this, me. My unrequited deadness. I'll project love to you though. I don't know what else to do.
>>699358953
Have you ever questioned why you hate yourself? I used to be the same way when I spent so much time around fake people and watching tv and shit, later I figured something out that would change my outlook on life. There is a psychological war going on, people are so confused about themselves because of pattern repetition that is used in media outlets. Consciously we realize there is no threat to our well being, but subconsciously we are afraid of things that don't exist because it has been repeated excessively for years and years. It's similar to smoking, if you smoke every time you drive, then when you try to quit and drive a car all you're going to think about is smoking. Psychiatrists are a joke, all they want to do is give you a pill and call it a day, as a person who's had diabetes for 22 years I understand better than most how crooked the American healthcare and immigration systems are. I was an American citizen that lived in Canada illegally for a bit. There's not a whole lot wrong with you anon, you realize something is wrong but you can't quite put your finger on it so it makes you feel down. I get it dude, I've spent my whole life dealing with and fighting with ideals and emotions and stress. I'm completely convinced that the society we live in today is nothing but a lie, most people will tell you this but few truely understand the depth of that statement. The system was after all, created by man, and man is still in this day and age very flawed.
>>699360904
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>699361239
I fucking feel you man, people are just so lazy
>>699349899
When I finish college and/or move overseas, I don't want anything else to do with you or your family. My mother and your brother divorced 25+ years ago, and as far as I'm concerned, I have no obligation to keep in contact with any of you. I wasted enough of my adolescence on you, and I won't make the same mistake in adulthood, now that I have the choice.
>>699361504
got me to laugh really hard anon
10/10
>>699361349
And we won't even know it
>>699351432
Fucken hell man, keep at it, you have that supervillain backstory that makes you like the supervillain. You are the real mvp here.
>>699361592
Not to mention the incessant bitching. Let's just get the job done guys. I don't care about your personal problems.
>>699359438
Fucking this right here. If you cheated on her, you don't deserve to be with her. Find someone else to be with that will agree to an open relationship or keep your dick in your pants
>>699349899
I sort of raped her, but she liked it.
People need to stop pointing to their race/gender/sexual preferences for the reasons behind their shitty lives. No one cares about you enough to discriminate. You're just a fucking loser who would rather make excuses than changes.
>>699361221
Does this make me an asshole answer me your u fucking faggots..
There is only two genders
Guys, i really like this girl but everyone tells me she's "a party girl", should i try?. I don't even know what that party girl shit means
The boobs are in lockdown.
>>699361916
Obviously not. You'll just get manboobs
>>699361942
What about hermaphrodites?
>>699359966
Jesus. Are you me right now? The only thing I can't absolutely prove is that she cheated before she broke up with me.
>>699362147
They count but only if they're white.
We shouldn't have lifted the Embargo on Cuba.
Even after 6 years I have no problem walking away so I can start fucking other girls.
>>699349899
i am a bi-sexual male who is married (yes you dumb cunts, I have a wife, and no there will be no pics) who misses that special feeling you only get when you have a nice little femboy bitch. yup i suck
>>699362139
Kek you not your
>>699362074
It means either she's a slut or a coke head, either way it's good for you I'd say go for it. Just don't get too attached
You've been warned
PS4 and Xbox One are basically the same thing.
>>699362238
Fair enough.
>>699362147
Genetic defect. People with an extra finger don't count as a new classification either.
"Love" does not exist as people say it does. It's just a series of cascading chemical reactions in the brain responding to external stimuli.
i crave loneliness because i like to have something to hope for.
>>699361200
Fuuuuuck. yes you are. Grow some fucking balls and break up with them both. You have fucking issues you need to resolve before you can even hope to not fuck other people's lives up
>>699361462
>This
Damn, never looked at it like that
>>699362474
But they have both genitalia, genitals define gender, therefore they are technically a 3rd gender.
>>699362074
It means that she likes to party which implies drugs and random flirting, maybe more. Could be cool for a while if you like to party, don't invest yourself too much tho
>>699361453
Can I have her anon? Something like this is all I've ever wanted in life
>>699362597
That sweater is boring me. Such wasted potential
>>699362376
>>699362787
Thanks guys, it's kind of sad tho, she's the first girl i'm interseted in since like 2013
>>699354862
>>699362687
>genitals define gender
No, they do not. That's why losing yours means you remain your gender at birth. They are simply unfortunate enough to have been born with a defect. They aren't a new gender, there's just something physically wrong with them.
>>699362787
Wish someone would have told me this before my last relationship. Never fall in love with a party girl
>>699351432
you can't put a price on pride anon. Keep on keeping on
>>699353152
WE WUZ KANGZ
>>699353364
most women are selfish whores. im sorry anon
>>699363164
I can't believe I never thought of it that way. Not him btw
>>699354149
is that what she said? we'll see
>>699362687
>genitals define gender
I've been in 5 relationships yet still pussy out before sex.
Lived with a crackhead chick for about six months. Everything went great for about four months. I'd go to work, earn money, and buy pretty much every non-food item, weed, and ~50% of the food. She would keep the two rooms (we share a studio apartment) clean, wash dishes, and cook. She had a food card, but spent a lot of it on junkfood. She spent her unemployment on crack and cigs, which I also often bought for her.
Recently started having some financial difficulties, you know, paying for all this shit. It's almost funny how quickly she turned on me. I denied giving her $0.50 once (All I had at this moment was $2.00) and she got so pissed off at me. After just that she became very distant, probably because she knew I was broke. She'd get a bit more kind once I got my paycheck, but as soon as I ran out of money, she'd go back into bitch mode. She also has stopped sharing food with me. Also, even though she doesn't work, she wanted me to start doing all chores, and screamed at me when I refused.
Also, remember when I called her a crackhead? Well, she's constantly inviting men over here and smokes crack with them daily. I don't fuck with crack, by the way. Weed only. Anyways she'll loudly talk with her dealers at like 3 AM, which keeps me from sleeping. She's caused me to be late to work because of this.
But I think the worst part of this all is that I'm also a woman. I thought women were supposed to look out for each other better, not backstab like this stupid bitch. She's even stolen weed, tampons, conditioner, makeup and nail polish from me. She's also unapologeticly ruined a lot of my makeup, probably at least $100 worth.
This us the last time I live with a woman. It's 'people' like her that cause men to hate women with such a passion.
Did I mention she's a SJW/Feminists? She once became offended at some 'oriental' flavored ramen. Apparently that term is offensive to Asians.
Cont.
>>699356819
Look at penis. Boner=faggot No boner=no faggot
Im sick of this dumbass board. Its just a colossal waste of time
>>699363119
Whys it sad? That gets you in, then eventually once she matures shell wanna settle down. It could be with you if you play things right, just don't fall head over heels for her and you're golden. It takes time to build love, anything else is lust in disguise. Who knows, with enough time she may turn out to be different than you expected, she could turn out to be great or not the right one for you. Just don't take it too seriously and go with the flow, that way you won't set yourself up for disappointment.
>>699363615
Those pbs have more to do with her being a crackhead than a woman tbh
I feel so fucking empty. No happiness at all. I always dream of shit that won't happen. I'm so desensitized to everything.
My girlfriend is a loli, now i say this because ive never talked about it due to her really bad self esteem.
Story
>Be me, 15yr old betafag back in 2012
>bestfriends with this girl who is 4'9 brownie
>We start dating and we are still dating to this day
>She has seemingly never been through puberty and looks like pic related, exactly the same, she looks 12
>I love her but i always thought she would grow up
>I feel like i look like a pedo
>We are stable and i lost muh virginity to her but i still feel like a pedo even though we are only 2 months apart in age.
Shame.jpg
>>699349899
私はあなたを授乳したいです
>>699364066
I'd say keep fucking her anon
>>699362935
Wait, who are you asking for...anon is her and significant other thus mentioned is a he.
>>699364270
Oh i am, but i just needed to get out the fact that she is a total loli because it had to be said
>>699364428
How old is she now?
>>699363973
2nd anon here, I second that
>>699363615
Lol you moved in with a head, what did you expect was gonna happen? Her being female is irrelevant, SHES A CRACKHEAD. The only point you're proving is that women are dumb
>>699364008
You're probably right, to some extent. However, I also lived with a male crackhead for a while and briefly engaged in an FWB relationship with a dealer. None of them turned on me like this.
>>699363615
Anyways, we're both getting kicked out of here on Monday (a guy let us live here while he was going through an eviction). My boyfriend invited me to stay with him, so that's good. My roommate, however, has no plans. She'll probably find someone else to leech off of, sadly. But I can only hope she gets some sort of karma.
Honestly, I'm kind of scared that I'm going to turn into her. She's such an ugly person, and I don't want to be like that. Sometimes I wish I was a guy.
Feels good to get all that off my chest, at least. Pic kinda reminds me of my boyfriend.
US is the fucking worst. Europe is a better place to live. Amerifat here
I actually like NMS
>>699363973
>>699364544
Thanks again, really appreciate it. Also, checked.
I wanna fuck other girls besides my wife, but I'm to much of a pussy to do it
>>699364675
Agree, but I'd say Asia. I'd even say Canada. Also Amerifat here, who has lived overseas before in his early-20s. I should have never fucking come back.
>>699364536
19, same as me.
I intentionally killed that kid in gym class.
>>699349899
I catfish on omegle pretending to be fat chicks with pictures that i download from fantasy feeder
I hope my cat comes back home. I let her out 3 days ago and she hasn't come back. I'm worried.
>>699365005
>Asia
So like some slum in New Delhi?
>>699358471
Sick fuck
I like mango's
MAN THAT FEELS GREAT
>>699364660
I'm guessing it's because the other heads didn't run out of cash lol trust me, once they do theyll steal from you and their own family. I've known close to a dozen crackheads and lived with 2, they're all the same when they do that shit.
>>699364627
Didn't know she was a crackhead until I was here for a while. I'm too poor to live anywhere else, anyways. Had a sweet deal sharing this place up until now.
>>699351377
Fuck that bitch, I have a friend like you, he stopped talking to her, problem solved. Avoid her at all costs.
>>699349899
There is this amazing girl that I go to school with but I don't have the balls to ask her out.
tired. thinking about up and moving out west.
i like dude's and chick's.
i want a boat.
i hope my dad will be okay after his next few surgeries. i hope my mom will as well. i hope she gets a good pension.
i hope i don't get fired. they're bringing on someone new and i feel like i might be on my way out. time to start job hunting.
i'm still tired.
>>699365225
>Seoul
>Tokyo
>Sapporo
>Pusan
>Phenom Peh
>Bangkok
>Singapore
>Shangai
>Shenyang
And so on.
>>699365597
Hope you'll get that boat. I love boats
Left my entire life behind to search for a mountain of lost treasure. Been living in the middle east for 5 months. I've seen some terrible things and I've done some terrible things.
I regret what I have said, I love you and just want to be together again. Our lives could end at any moment. Anger, grudges, and sadness are not worth it. Happiness is all that I want.
>>699354356
Damn, this.
>>699364310
How do you know anon is a she? There are no identifiers in the post
>>699365804
Me too buddy. Me too.
>>699349899
i impulsively bought a car, but i can't impulsively kill myself
i am a man with a woman's brain, probably resulting from frontal lobe damage that I have had from a bike accident
please encourage me to kill myself
I HATE BEING BLACK.
>>699365761
What Intro to Asian Studies community college classroom did you crawl out of? Good luck never being accepted into their culture.
>>699349899
ur a dick, ur friends r dicks, et cetra, go fuck off & die u sack of shit
keep having ptsd attacks from my childhood and its affecting my social/work life. keep thinking about being held at gunpoint by my dad to do awful things
>>699366105
>Good luck
GOOD RUCK NIGGA MUTHA FUCKA
America is going through a Kafka Depersonalization.
Here we are, standing on the shoulders of giants, from Galileo to Copernicus and Newton, to Einstein, and yet we feel the need to apologize to the Muslim middle east for being better than them?!?!?
Moore's law keeps marching on and yet the middle eastern mind doesn't keep up so we stoop like we are playing limbo with their expectations? Fuck, it would be healthier to tell the Muslim/Feminist/BLM/SJW mindest of self-victimization cults to fuck off and kill themselves, but instead we have tolerance which is politeness, the death of truth, the truth which is visible when we stand on the shoulders of giants like Newton and Einstein.
We in the west continue over the centuries to confirm what far Eastern Mysticism always knew, from Evolution, to the Existence of other Galaxies, to the fact that the Universe is a Simulation. And yet, out of shame leftover from our Theism, we DARE to misrepresent what we know to the ignorant GOATFUCKERS who are WORSE THAN CRHISTIANITY WAS LAST MILLENIA OUT OF WHAT. GUILT????? SHAME????
TLDR: Nuking the Middle East is better than pretending to agree with them.
>>699351432
You are way too accomplished to be on /b/
I'm a bisexual sissy. I love getting with hot bitches, and getting fucked in the ass.
>pic related
>>699366105
>You'll never be accepted there meme
I'm not even accepted here, so what's your fucking point? At least there, I can get paid to be treated like shit (again).
I'm an ugly lesbian with depression and I like british youtubers that might be normies. And I like furries but not the porn (which is worse, I know).
>>699366206
prease, tell me more.
