Waifu claiming thread.
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>>699329317
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>699338782
I mean, maybe. Maybe not. Are any of us here?
>>699339232
Sounds cool. Id do it but landlocked and 1.5 hours ride to a beach.
still here
and
>>699339279
ive logged a good bit of time. i just dont want to put effort forth
Saber claimer
Alive, might have to go in a few minutes
Claiming Yuuki
I rememberas if it were a meal ago
>>699339727
Nope. We're all actually just highly advanced experimental AIs in a giant simulated universe.
R. Burton is best Gran Turismo AI
>>699339727
Just found this.
Fuck pidgeys.
http://trib.al/sBCjYqq
>Rory-sama
>>699339727
5 hour drive to the lake we went to, but I do have a lake 5 minutes from my house
>>699339276
All I've got since I don't go grocery shopping till Sunday is Pepperoni, so it'll be that
>But its gon b gud.
>>699339232
Pretty rad stuff
What about you? Doin anything neat?
>>699339279
Storefronts, I can never tell.
>Day has been pretty good.
>One of my tenants moved out so now its just me and one of my IT Bros.
>Pretty chill guy, he's probably gonna move out after work starts again
After they're both gone I think I'm gonna stop renting and try to find a gf and settling into the house more.
>Renting out has been a pain in the arse
>But its sooo profitable.
Would recommend.
>>699339279
It just feels less gay I guess.I'm about halfway through The Matrix, after this I'm watching it.
>TFW none of my normie friends can appreciate a good military movie
>TFW I will never have a movie night where we watch Enemy At The Gates, FMJ etc.
Just kill me now fam.
Also, after all this dick talk I've got a snake to wrangle.BRB.
>>699338401
Could give you the meme answer and say Seattle, but some say it's not as they say there. Other than there, not sure. Nope, not really. Usually just sleep it off until it wakes me up, then I spend half an hour dying in the bathroom. Noice mang, still haven't gotten a 4 man yet. Good idea for the aiming though, McCree really helps.
>>699338782
Would it be already installed or will you have to do it? I have no idea what you'd bring up. :^)
>>699339758
I'm just gonna answer you here because I'm lazy
>Are you actually gay?
I didn't mean to offend you, sorry if I did
>>699339730
I get it. I don't think I could so much effort into a game as well
>You played a lot
You've got anything else to do or play?
>>699340259
nothing to do. nothing i want to play right now
Claimed
>>699339232
I was always a hermit so i couldnt get into that stuff
Ohhh, so then its relaxing i bet
>>699338782
Its from another dimension
Always charge
>>699340258
Ill have to do some research myself
Best please, dont you die on me. You've got so many more games to win
I got the achievement and now im seeing red. I should probly do more mcreeeee to solidify it
Local no life returns. Juvia claimed
D.va
Ice claim!
Hello friends!
>>699340258
Install it myself. But it's super simple. Pop the lightbulb in, screw it into the fiture spot, connect the wire, done.
Oh yes you do you Breeki little shit. :^)
>>699340746
Lol, anyways, off I go. I'll be back later!
>>699340130
>Renting out is profitable
Ive heard of this, everyone who travels does this
You sound like you have a plan on finding a gf. Whats your game?
>>699340249
>Snake to wrangle
Holy shit I kekd
Matrix trilogy is kinda meh I think
>First one was legendary
After that it got so confusing
I know the feeling normie friends are a hassle
>Why not have a /k/ circle jerk movie night?
>>699340417
Eh that sucks, I know the feeling though. Sometimes you just had it with games
Perhaps you can go for a walk to clear your mind?
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>>699340089
Oh I have a lake 20 minutes away, but theres always a danger of algae due to the fact its an artificial lake.
>>699339932
Well. The jig is up then I guess.
>>699341210
its clear. a walk wont change that
Hello /waifu/ What's up?
>>699340746
Hope you find what you're looking for. Not yet my man, want to experience those mon machines. Get some good feels for once. Go for it, how many hours do you have with him? Got around 15, would be more but the nerf stopped that.
>>699341073
Yeah sounds easy enough, one step closer to getting it all done. Sorry, drawing a blank here :^)
See ya around.
>>699341468
Then what's up man? Need to talk about something?
>>699341563
Hey, I'm pretty good what about you?
Nep
>>699341210
I think the best things about me are:
>I'm Moderately attractive
>I have a nice butt from biking 15 miles a day for a month and a half.
>I have fun going grocery shopping and doing taxes so I'm useful around the house.
Using this I plan on asking out a girl who works as our school receptionist
>She's REALLY nice and super cute.
You guys should call these Overweight Virgin Weaboos who never shower:the thread
>>699341735
I'm alright, was playing a little bit of No Man's Sky.
>>699342042
>Hilarous and original
/music plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
>>699341735
nothing is going on. no im fine
>>699340884
Dumb nigger
>>699341073
Later
>>699341707
You and me both
We will be heisting before you know it best, then the machines will work forever.
Its not many, maybe only 2 or 3 at most. My favorite offense it pharah since she is a copy paste of roamer soldier to me
>>699342333
Well, you got trips, that's something going on right there.
How does it feel to make it through high school and not lose your virginity so you develop a crush on an anime character lol
>>699342024
Damn you're a man on a mission I can appreciate that.
Although dont you think these qualities are most liked by a girl who is already in a relationship with you?
>If you have someone specific I guess it could work
Just don't loose your spaghetti man
>>699342114
Oh you bought it, I'm still in doubt
How are liking it so far?
>>699342333
Okay if you say so.
I guess just chilling is fine too
>>699342545
>Jokes on you I fucked somebody before graduation day.
>>699342476
its nothing special.
>>699342651
yeah. im going to eat a taco
>>699342545
There are weirder things to have a crush on, and who cares when those make you happy.
Claimed.
>>699342651
I'm pretty cool under pressure
>Plus I think she likes me anyway
>Sometimes we'll go out with our work friends for drinks and hang out n stuff and she likes talking to me a lot.
>Its a lot of fun.
This mission will be the most intense mission of my life.
I hope there are no quicktime events.
>MASH X TO FLIRT.
>>699342911
You're special mate, just look at those digits.
>>699342651
>bought it
yeah that's what happened. It's certainly not a $60 game. It's cool for sci-fi fans but doesn't have a lot going for it.get's boring real fast. Not a lot to do.
Just buy Elite: Dangerous
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>>699342974
Holy shit, come on dude. Do something else for a change. Do you not have ANYTHING going on in your life that you literally wasted your whole Saturday doing this?
I'm starting to feel really bad for you. This should actually be a boost to everyone's self-esteem.
>>699343335
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>>699343409
I mean, seriously. This is incredibly sad. You aren't even talking to anyone. You're just spamming constantly. You don't even have time to do anything else you're posting so frequently. This is incredibly, incredibly saddening.