Waifu claiming thread.
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>>699317627
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>699328440
Yeah, I finished the 5 day seakayaking trip I was on today! The only downside to the trip was the big storm on Wednesday night
>>699329134
I'm back!
I also have a cream soda faygo on me
Local no life is back. Juvia claimed
still here
>>699329411
So are these supposed to be people from the thread?
Didn't realize we had a bunch of qt sluts.
Oh, wait. Yes I did.
here thread is being shitposted though
D.va claimed
Heyo
thinking about leaving today
good mood is being ruined
>the threads this day has been nothing but spam
Here's my war face Tsun Yun
Claimed
>>699329689
Dumb nigger
Saber here
>>699329689
Filter.
>>699328817
Yeah but if we can research cloning enough to use it on humans we can have a secret underground vault deep in the core of the earth, housing 11 humans and 7 of most animals. Name the vault N.O.A.H or A.R.K. We could have an Adam and Eve like thing.
(odd numbers to prevent inbreeding)
>>699329756
how did you know
>>699329689
Its became its the first weekend of the school year.
>>699329689
All it takes is a few dicks to ruin your mood?
Maybe /b/ isn't the place for you.
>>699329725
Damn that's scary
>You win
Go watch it now jew lover
>>699329792
Yea I have seen enough dicks I don't really care but I'm ignoring people because I can't remeber who said something to me which makes me sad
>>699329986
See the above.
>I'm talking about all day
>>699329986
Yeah but its been literally every thread the entire day.
>>699330155
So a few dicks, some shitty music spam, and smug posting?
Welcome to 4chan, now get the fuck out.
>>699330263
I think I also count as spam
>>699330263
just shut the fuck up kid, ive been here long enough to know this shit
you think you are cool because you spend some months on b?
gtfo
>if this shit doesnt piss you off you are only acting though
Wew lad
>>699330263
I don't even post here at the moment, so please cross out "some shitty music spam" from your sentence.
>>699330263
I like the smug pictures
Just adds to my collection.
>>699330439
Why are you so mad? Grow some thicker skin.
>>699330369
No you count as shitposting.As in, posting literal shit.
>>699329823
You need 50 to provide enough generic diversity
>>699329548
You also a qt sloot?
>>699330369
Nah, you're waifu just a shit. Shit posting is not necessarily spamming.
>>699330439
Its some dicks, if that actually fucking triggers you, visit tumblr, cause not even reddit wants you
>>699330605
If you can turn me on.
And trust me, I'm not as easy as your light switch.
>>699330553
That's not my picture.Strange that its this close though.Mine was a picture of galil being mad.
>>699330553
says the cat fucker
>>699330789
*insert the sexiest thing you can imagine here
Waifu claimed!
>>699330782
>octoroon scientist that people think is black.
Hey gay poster, I like twinks as much as the next faggot, but how about some bears?
>>699330789
Well, what does turn you on?
If it is submissive twinks, we may have a deal
>>699330959
Holy shit that's L E W D
>>699329639
Best Swordsman, what's up?
Kind of weird that anthro furry is allowed and so is ACTUAL horse pussy, but post clop and you get banned
>>699330959
C'mon, sweetie. You can do better than that. I hope I don't make Ruri jealous.
>>699331175
That's for me to know and you to find out. Nah, I'm not gay. But I can appreciate a cute boy.
>>699330883
>Sexing your waifu
>Galil
>Cat
>You
Not absolute, degenerate, retarded, asshole shit
I'll admit I took the bait.
>>699329639
Samurai.
>>699331338
That was meant to be greentext.
>>699331338
woohoo! now we all lose!
>>699331175
No bears, but plenty of communist propaganda
>>699331271
It's directly related to /mlp/, and Global Rule 15 states that all posts related to /mlp/ belong on /mlp/
Fact: Tomoko's seiyuu (Izumi Kitta) did the voice for Rainbow Dash int he Japanese dub of mlp
QOTT: has anyone ever found the harambe meme funny I feel like its just for normies to feel edge
>>699331467
Nah, only degenerates sex their waifu
>>699331513
global rule 15 should be repealed, but everyones still jerking the brony hate bandwagon, inside the fandom is nice though
>>699331199
Hello best idol, how goes it?
>>699331421
Well if it isnt the cutest tsun
>>699331682
I didn't even know what it was until I saw it on a twitch stream.
Honestly I feel the gorilla didn't deserve it, but it didn't deserve to be thrown in a Zoo either.
Truth of the matter is society will always value human life over animal life, no matter how intelligent the animal may seem.
I feel nothing about a gorilla being shot to save a child.
Could there have been a better, more humane solution? Of course.
Did we really have the time to come up with a grand-master-"don't-kill-the-gorilla"-plan? Nope. Sucks to be a gorilla, get fucked.
>>699331787
>Snake fag is both a furry and a ponyfag
Can you get any worse?
>>699331495
Also good!
>>699331682
Eh, not really
Maybe one or two have gotten me to chuckle or smile
Mostly the facts that BLM thought the child was white and it backfired on them, and that the child's father had a pretty big criminal history
>>699331820
Hey mugen
>>699331787
Yeah, a few of my friends are bronies
There are still a few really cringe worthy people on the fandom, like in any fandom
>>699331787
You obviously were not using 4chan back when Global Rule 15 was introduced.
Long story short: Pony spam was real, they got what they deserved.
Nagasaki Hiroshima even tried to repeal the rule, and 4chan LOST IT'S SHIT.
If you are a brony, keep that shit on mlp or your brony websites.
sorry if I missed anything from last thread but probably nothing
>>699331682
#DicksOut
>>699332161
>OH LAWD THE HUMANITY!
>HE LIKES SOMETHING I DON'T
>WHY DOES EVERYTHING BAD GOTTA HAPPEN TO ME?!
Stop... just... stop
>>699331421
Ayy Cheeki.
>>699331820
Not bad, been a long day. How about you?
>>699331682
Only time I found it funy was when yesterday a thread saying "Trips name this planet" (OP was playing No Mans Sky) and someone tried to name it Dixout IV Harrambay
>>699331820
I am not tsun or cute!
What's good?
>>699332259
The fandom changed a lot since then, probably the only thing they would spam is fluffy retardation, and no one gives a shit about those bastards
>>699332357
hey bud i got that red alert! we should play tonight
>>699332640
You think darkness is your ally? I was born in it.
>>699332220
I feel like I did my friend a favor.
One of his friends tried to get him to watch MLP and sadly, he did start to watch it. He even tried to get me to watch it.
I showed him Claymore, gave him a Berserk manga zip file, and gave him a bootleg Initial D First Stage DVD. I haven't heard the wordy pony ever since.
>>699331682
You're just a dumb nigger
>>699332759
No, doesn't matter.
You have a containment board. Stay there.
>>699332357
kek
>>699332220
feel the same way
>>699331999
yup sucks to be non human
>>699332807
What's wrong with MLP? It teaches the values of friendship!
>>699330605
But we need odd numbers.
If we had fifty one it would work.
When the 25 female mate with the twenty five males then the 25~ children would mate (currently at 75 population) would make an estimate of 13 children (now there's 88 people) then the 3rd generation would sex and make 6~ kids total. Now there is about 94. Those 6 will mate and make 3 kids. Next that generation will mate. Either two girls or two guys will be left. The girl would be a slut (male-female-male situation) and possibly be exiled. If the female-female-male situation occurs then two offspring shall be produced. They cannot breed as they are related and we can't have inbreeders. Two possible outcomes: they mate and produce an inbred child. This child and the couple could be killed or exiled. If there is one extra guy they wouldn't have to inbreed. He would give the hot coffee to the daughter and then they can come out of the A.R.K and search for survivors (assuming the pods were activated because of an apocalypse.) The survivors would mate with the clones and then they would eventually populate the earth.
>I gotta go soon
>>699332887
So the moral of this story is that if you don't like something, whine until they get rid of it. This is why everyone hates /waifu/
>>699333003
Literally cringed right there.
There are adult shows that have morals like that.
>>699332220
Hello fran, whats happening?
>>699332640
Why a long day? Just some overwatch and thats about it, nothing too interesting here
>>699332744
An uneventful day as always, yours?
Ayyy just got invited to a BBQ. Gonna go normalfag it up. See you guys later!
>>699332991
It does, what can you do other than thank the universe you were born as a Human.
>>699333153
You were so obviously NOT here for the pony spam. Keep believing you cringey bronys are the victim.
>>699332744
But you are kek
How're you doing
>>699333329
You want to fuck an underage girl, maybe you're right, maybe we shouldn't be in with you people
>>699332640
Ayyy Breeki. What's up?
>>699333242
Just took a shower. Waiting for my hair to dry. Gotta go over to my grandpas today for a bit. Not much other than that.
>>699332776
ok but I'm gonna be really awful I've never played it, on top of being bad at video games in general. You'll have to carry me like this
<--
>>699333003
The fan base. The fan base is everything wrong with MLP in a nutshell.
Other than that, it's a cute cartoon aimed at young girls.
>>699333506
Tomoko is of legal age. Keep trying to fuck that horse you cringy clip clopper.
Ok. Out forreal. Later all.
>>699332807
>berserk
>claymore
My man! The manga for claymore goes about 3 times farther than the manga, if you didn't know
And I also tried to watch MLP, I only got through the first few episodes but not exactly my thing
>>699332991
So the broken clock is right sometimes...
>>699333021
You could have second cousins and farther breed with only a small chance of problems
>>699333242
Getting back from a 5 day seakayaking trip
>>699333618
See ya
>>699333561
we just gonna fight each other. Will be fun. You got it to work right? Also we can play later just jump back in the stream when you feel like it. I gotta go to the store anyhow and get some SODA.
>>699332991
U+Me=Friends
>>699332776
You were knifed in daylight however.
>>699333242
Woke up pretty early to help out with my aunt's garage sale. Lifting and moving shit in the hot sun, plus I'm feeling queasy once more. Humidity sucks. Sounds like fun though, might play some OW as well.
>>699333550
Not much, just glad to be relaxing at the moment. What's going on over there?
>>699333788
Oh hey chino
Getting that sweet faygo?
>>699334243
REEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEIIEEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIE
Heyo~
>>699334416
That is the plan. When we watching dune wisco bro?
>>699334464
Hey tovarish, how you doing?
>>699333788
looks like it's working alright
>>699333550
Do you have thick hair like me and it takes a while?
Just to visit or another reason?
>>699333710
That sounds pretty rad, is it hard to paddle around?
>>699334243
I feel you, growing up in Florida i know all about heat and humidity. Hopefully you dont throw anything up
Good stuff, ive just been practicing my ana and zen lately.
going to watch a movie so ill be back later buy guys
>>699333329
>thank the universe for being human
no but i see what your saying
>>699333788
you mean it?
Checking in.
>>699334464
Ayy!
Didn't you play MtG? It's been a while since I've seen you
>>699334534
Tomorrow night?
Currently in the car on the way home from a 5 day seakayaking trip
>>699334764
Not to hard, the secret is to use your abs and lats, not your biceps.
>>699333452
Am not.
Not too bad, how bout you?
>>699334243
Nothing really. Thinking bout taking a trip up on Monday or Tuesday to see Freedom Bote and Squid.
>>699334764
Ya. My hair is super thick. I used to dry it with a towel, but that made it sooooo rough. So I let it air dry now.
It's his birthday, so I wanna go by and see him for a bit.
>>699334924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK2R29CkGPM
>>699334640
I just had the best game of siege ever
>Be IQ, spot a motherfucking Pulse thru the wall
>Shoot him in the face.
>2 of them run out into the hallway after I shot.
>Turn, spray them both down
>Run into hostage room, stab guy behind desk.
>Turn around with hostage in tow
>Shoot dude who just rushed in to attack me
The 552 Commando is a fucking beast.
>Also I went to a local gun shop today
>They have a Mauser for sale, $250
>Might get it after I start work again
So hows stuff in your neck of the woods
>>699335013
Whats up?~
>>699335144
Doing good myself
>>699334924
Welcome back Laura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhU1i9qY0YU
>>699334433
It's ok, not everyone can be the best :^)
>>699334764
It's a pretty shitty experience. Even here in Illinois we get shafted by it. Thanks, been chucking stuff up at least every other week, not fun at all. You too eh? Started branching out more. Zen is really fun to play.
>>699335144
It's happening eh? Nice, got something planned?
