Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Multi threading isn't a good way to deal with shitposters
>>699322561
Trips don't fail me now!
>>699322709
~~i could help you sleep~~
Maybe give you some warm milk or tea?
>>699322846
Best Baker!
>>699322721
Everything
>>699322721
little girls
>cant look up at them
>they cant dominate you
>are not busty women
>are not pychotic and relatible
Tatsumi claim
>>699322547
Yea all the time, not this fucked up but pretty weird
>Once to me
Immediately broke up, didn't want to deal with that shit. Turns out that was a bad idea
>>699322974
Didn't you want to eat about 2 hours ago?
>>699321281
The cieling!
>>699321292
I like you,
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kemivUKb4f4
>>699321532
Oh fuck, nice mac
>>699321748
Livin by the minutes, I can dig it
oh is the smug guy like a spider-man thing, where he's just dumping to annoy people?
still here
and
>>699323200
i do but the car ride kind made me want to puke and i dont want to eat cheerios
>>699323269
just because im bored
>
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>699323436
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feck
>>699323195
That's Mine from AgK
akame still here?
>>699323195
so why are you gay for tatsumi?
>>699323200
why wont you talk to me no more
>>699323405
You should do it to the fluffy abuse threads some time
Call yourself Larry if they talk to you
A few of them have like anime girl PTSD
>>699323149
I think I'll go to bed before this thread hits image limit.
>>699323436
I'm sorry tripsguy. One day you will suceed
>>699323473
no, that'ss tripsguy
>>699323200
What did she do to you?
>>699323229
Not listening to, but a guy I really like to listen to
http://jeffrosenstock.bandcamp.com/album/we-cool
>>699323616
Probably a good idea
>>699323395
You have car sickness?
Where did you go to?
>>699323596
Ehh I was too caught up in the moment my bad
>Did you read my greentext?
>>699323167
Esdeath
>bdsm shit
>no delicious flat chest
>not tsundere
>no twin tails
>killed my friends
>killed my clients
>kidnapped me
>cuddled with me while I was dead- a necrophiliac
>psychotic
>totally unrelatable
>no pink hair
>>699323149
Your a necrophiliac
>>699323559
Look under Main
>>699323596
He's my husbando. My waifu would either be Main or Chelsea
Mine, before anyone steals her.
>>699323769
my grandfathers internet was being weird just reset the router and it was fine.
>>699323833
Oh.
>>699323229
Thanks for the info
Done with work?
>>699323734
It's long story but she put sleeping pills in my drink and tried to kidnap me
>>699323846
Is that the rem?
>>699324044
The one and only, and not blue haired Ram.
>>699323616
One can only hope so
>>699323833
First, *you're
And nah, she ain't dead.
>>699324044
Huh, how did you meet her?
>>699323846
Ayy!
Saber claim
>>699324184
Yeah youve done it before till do it agaim
>>699323769
yeah i keked where did you people find these crazy grills i need one
>>699323833
everything you described is why i love her my loving yandere domination mommy and relate she would be the only one who would except me for my hobbies and the way i act
>dommy mommy>short submissive
>>699323596
where else
>>699323734
Hmm, Ill have give a listen to this.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt6Uq0fzjBY
Juvia claimed
>>699323846
>rem isn't everyone's waifu
>>699324324
That is true
Guess all I need is patience
Singing boy
>>699324304
She's a zombie
That's necrophilia
>>699324406
Face it
Main is better than Esdead
>>699324472
Hello akame
>>699324656
I-I claimed her here first! Still, the less Emiliafags the better, shame the author is one, doesn't bode well for the future.
>>699322846
How long until aliens invade?
Good night everyone. Going to bed right now
>>699323436
Still goin' strong.
Godspeed, Trips-guy.
>>699324798
If fucking a zombie is necrophelia, than fucking a viper is bestiality
>>699324554
It has this nice folky post-punk sound to it, and The Internet Is Everywhere, which may be on one of his other albums, I Look Like Shit, made me burst into tears the first time I heard it
>>699324798
Closer to a Frankenstein's monster, she wasn't an alive "person," she was made in a lab by her "father," Professor Madraki
>>699324927
<3
>>699324892
i just started xcom enemy unknown the other day. when do i fight the snakes?
>>699324892
Holy fuck thats nasty fucking die you piece of shit
>>699324985
Lurker
>>699325070
Frankenstein's monster is a zombie though.
He was dead and brought to life.
Pretty much a zombie
Why are you guys here? Go to the other thread.
>>699324985
The motivation is well appreciated good sir
>>699325198
when you buy xcom 2
Privyet, tovarshchi
How's it going everyone?
>>699325214
>implying you don't want to snuggle this
>>699325386
that could be tomorrow maybe not sure yet.
>>699325423
>Galil is a catgirl
>>699324044
For now.
I continue my vocation upon the morrow!
>>699324927
Knight, chara
>>699325070
Ye, Im pickin up on that.
Ive got a run planned on wednsday, Ill put it on my player for then
>>699325590
>Snakefag is retarded
BTW I'm playing XCom at my friends house, having fun killing your waifu over and over again.
>>699325574
steam has it on sale, I'd get it but my steam wallet is worth a nickel :/
>>699324472
good glad to see you still here
>>699324798
nah
>>699325480
hey snak
>>699324130
Having fun at the con?
>>699324304
She was a total cutie at first so I was kinda caught off guard
>She was a party of a mutual friend
>>699324406
>Keked
Dude it was horrifying
Look above it wasn't planned
CLAIMED
>>699325753
TRIGGERED MUCH?!
>>699325480
I'd rather cuddle with Miia.
>>699325765
At least Main is still alive
>>699325771
>internet died sorry friends
>>699325604
whats going on now then?
>was going to ask whats up
>realised you like to make bad jokes
>>699325754
mine has got ten in it but i could get more. not sure if i want no mans sky or xcom 2 though.
>>699325935
>human upper half
I'm not calling you degenerate, but I am calling you wrong.
Weiss for the win
>>699326034
No man sky seems a bit more interesting
So how are my tovarshchi doing today?
>>699325931
Yes.
>>699326189
>full snake except for arms
Thats degenerate
>>699326383
Sugoi
>>699325753
I was a shill for 2k this whole time, FUCK YEAH!
>>699325214
Well, she has fully functioning organs, and several work better than the average person
>>699325604
Sounds good man
>>699325771
Huh, did anything happen to her that drove her crazy?
>>699326166
Hey gote
>>699326475
>Biologically impossible
Either way, we both lose, cause neither should have tits, but they do
>>699325968
Jack shit.
Hunting a bullshit achievement for tonight
>>699326383
I'm fucking amazing
How about you galil?
>>699326667
She was slowly going down hill
Threatening other women, being all clingy
I thought it was pretty hot but I knew I had to be careful
When it happened I knew it was over
>>699326377
im liking what im playing from this xcom more wouldnt be a bad thing. no mans sky has that it doesnt look fun without friends vibe to me
>>699324798
allo
>>699325765
>>699326538
It's a good thing he pirated it then.
>>699326732
Miia is possible
Science has found a way to synthetically breed the human genome with other genomes successfully
>>699326905
Akame ga Kill Zero anime when?
>>699326068
her fucking her hahahahahaha
>>699326905
why do we call each other degenerate?
>>699326854
I'm feeling a lot better than this morning. Laying on the couch watching movies does wonders for your sickness.
>>699327069
So, what your saying is, that you could make the viper and Miia... Well shit, why are we fighting?
Claimed
What the fuck is wrong with you autistic cucks?
>>699325214
Good to see you around.
>>699327154
Hmm. I wouldn't know.
In any case, I hope you're better soon.
>>699326732
Well, yours is an alien, so it could be a mammal?
>>699326854
Huh, sucks for you man
Hope you meet a nice, non crazy girl
>>699327069
>Synthetically breed the human genome with other genomes successfully
Source? I am pretty sure we can't. We hardly know what a lot of genes do, and having a different number of chromosomes makes simple cross breeding impossible
>>699327154
Agreed.
I'm glad you're feeling better. See any cool movies?
>>699327331
Hey welcome back you
Whats up
>>699326825
Doing nothing is fun once in a while
What achievement? What game?>>699327486
Right now I'm just gonna be single for a while
>2D is the shit
How are you holding up?
>Tsun yun
>Thread might be full after I typed this
>>699327486
Fuck, she doesn't even need to be something we know, aliens are sick
>>699327331
hello
