Rekt Thread
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Rekt Thread
>>699315062But is he ded?
>>699315291
yes very much
>>699315556
his name was Robert Paulson
>his name was Robert Paulson
>his name
>Robert Paulson
>>699315236
story?
>>699316506
you're a nigger
the end
dump
>>699317712
dood das nasty
>>699317922
Mfw his helmut or camera fell off.
>helmut
>>699315236
>699316506
>the day two idiots met
>>699317972
>dog execution fail
>dog
>d
>o
>g
>>699316338
>>699318222
landed right on the mattress...tripz checked
>>699317838
wuts si the stori bahend this?
>>699318674
>filename
fucking kek
>>699318844
checkd
>>699318803
Chinese can't walk off an escalator without the floor swallowing them.
>>699315236
Brilliant
>>699318803
Basically, a few people have fallen down through that grate, and now every body has had their jimmies rustled by it..
>>699318494
>699318494
>>699318674
Why do protesters think they can just fuck with the police? What are they trying to accomplish
>>699316506
There are laods of videos on youtube, but I forgot the name of that shit. Basically a group of people who believes in a super power that repels shit
>>699318431
Zooologist here
>>699316506
The guy was supposed to be thrown back instead of running over the woman
>>699318431
Dog opens door
>>699319395
Top kek. Fuckin camels
>>699315236
God damn it this makes me laugh kek i lost.
>>699315322
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
end of dump
>>699319268
That's how you get respect from authorities.
>>699318803
Correct me if I'm wrong, but last year, in some mall in China, a woman and her child fell through the floor at the top of an escalator and the woman got crushed to death but managed to save her child thanks to some people nearby who helped, but there was nothing they could do to save the woman. There's a video of it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcpjOIH7bG4
For a while, there was huge paranoia and backlash against escalators on the Internet, which I imagine is where this video came from.
>>699319018
why are those dogs sleeping together in the middle of the street?
>>699320015
Indian town had a purge of stray dogs bc they kept biting the kebabs. There's footage of them being loaded into vans by dumper truck but IDK how to save it.
>>699314930
>>699320015
Its a chinese buffet
>>699317922
>Went so fast he travelled through time.
>>699320295
>>699320015
My bad, it's pakistan.
http://www.elitereaders.com/people-outraged-pakistan-officials-poison-700-stray-dogs/
Someone save the clip? plox? I dumped loads
>>699320329
fucking niggers, this triggers me more thqn anything
jimmies rustled
>>699320832
KEK
>>699320329
>Notice it's all niggers.
Subhumans.
>>699319625
>>699319395
winrar
>>699316338
Bob had Bitch Tits
>>699316506
Dunno the first part, seems like the man and the woman are trying a spell on the woman in the middle. last part seems like nerve gas.
>>699321771
in the end, the guy start to have spasms
>>699315236
great feet
dumping
>>699323281
>>699320329
Abusing small animals is related to psychosis, abusing niggers is related to comic relief.
>>699318066
kek
10/10 for the dude tossing snakes for the hog
>>699323354
Are those grenades or other explosives going off at the end?
>>699316506
autism attack caused by nerve gas overdose
>>699323567
Did they survive?
>>699324039
i think so.
>>699318066
>be me
>be stupid
>ve american
>>699323513
Well shit, that aint a bad way to go really. Pretty much instantaneous.
>>699317838
topfuckingkek
>>699323747
That's metal as fuck.
oh yeah, heres a oldie but goodie
will upload p2
>>699318674
look how pathetic and weak the liberal is........has a cry over her balloon..... How childish.....Act your age
>>699319173
Most orthopaedic surgeries are like this tbh
>>699318674
1000times better with sound
>>699324579
he had a lot of guts
>>699324659
As a scrub nurse, I can confirm. Sometimes it's the only way when you a whole bike lodged through your neck.
I want to download Yakuza 5 free from the PS+ store, but I dont have enough room. Only way to get enough room back is to delete the other large games I have, but they are very good games that I still play. Anything I dont play are very small games under 1GB, and deleting those wont give enough room.
What should I do?
>>699318066
kek hard
also you got dubss
>>699323513
FAKE AS FUCK
A
K
E
>>699314930
>>699315062
>>699315236
>>699315322
>>699316338
>>699317600
>>699317712
>>699317838
>>699317922
>>699317972
>>699318066
>>699318222
>>699318251
>>699318292
>>699318494
>>699318674
>>699318807
>>699319018
>>699319173
>>699319242
>>699319395
>>699319625
>>699319864
>>699320329
>>699323281
>>699323354
>>699323441
>>699323513
>>699323567
>>699323747
>>699323959
>>699324212
>>699324523
>>699324579
I bet you NEVER lost a loved one. How the fuck can you think it's funny to watch people suffer and go through severe pain and even death? Just imagine their loved ones if they saw some of this shit, having to watch them cry and beg for life and for the pain to stop.
I mean, I knew 4 chan was a disgusting place, but holy FUCK
Never coming back to this website AGAIN
>>699324537
he sprayed her
this fish tank gets rekt
>>699325102
kekekekekekek
>>699320329
got that one where niggers are throwing raccoon in the zoo?
>>699325118
no did nothing
>>699325102
Nice bait, here's your (You).
>>699324834
Where can we find it?
>>699324958
KYS
>>699325102
le kek. 9fag
>>699320329
niggers gonna nig
>>699325102
good job
>you thought a tribute to a real man in peril was a meme
>>699325102
>you NEVER lost a loved one.
well yeah, it never happened. so what?
>>699325081
k
>>699325102
i hope this is pasta
>>699325119
>When shitskins poo in loo
>>699325102
I watched my grandparents both die in a hospital.
Death happens
Life happens.
Do not fear death, but embrace it. It is part of life and will never go away.
>>699325102
Gr8 b8 m8, i r8 88/8.
>>699325404
404 yourself
>>699318066
lol fuckin human
>>699325660
>>699315236
Found it: https://youtu.be/U5xeNePF-cg
You're all welcome.
>>699325533
i prefer the sound of 808 (the roland)
>>699325660
>>699325740
>>699325102
I would agree, I happened to click the top webm by accident, looks fake to me.
THE LOGIC behind shock / gore / death videos is there is a certian psychology similar to the gawping at a car crash scene. I honestly avoid these at all costs but when I do happen to watch them I try to shrug it off as a natural curosity. I'm not some scumbag who finds this LULZ or look at that cunt die types.
Just try scroll past the rekt cancer on /b/ i know i do.
SINCERELY EVERYONE
>>699325617
ARRRRRR
ARRRRRRRRRR
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAWWWRRRRRRRRR
rrrrr
rrrrr
>>699317600
Just a regular Tuesday at nigger high
>>699323441
10/10 never seen that one
>>699325887
fuck off dude
i dont get "lulz" from this shit but someone has to show the word the truth
you have no idea what /b/ was you little shit
>>699326092
ohhh fuck did he live?
>>699326092
kek
>>699323441
>>699325562
Why are they all so calm?
Also.. that fucking sideways glance at 0:20. He's like "I fucking told you this was a bad idea".
>>699325751
Thx i was about go on an adventure to find it.
>>699326092
zoz
>>699317600
Medusa is getting the shit kicked out of her
>>699325330
here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrsF6ulZ14Q
>>699318222
Nighty night
>>699326203
> How it feels to chew 5 gum.
>>699317922
That's not a bike thats a skidoo
>>699325102
We find it funny because they aren't our loved ones
>>699325774
woulda know what 808s were king krab
>>699320329
This isn't a YLYL thread
>>699318292
this dude was probably a dad or someones son. imagine receiving news that your dad/son died in a fucked up way for the stupidest fucking reason. i dont know whether to feel sorry or not. idiot
>>699326441
itsrainingmen.webm
>>699325102
kek
>>699317712
This is her now
>>699326690
So edgy I could shave.
>>699326203
>>699326407
Genuinely kekd
>>699326860
doesn't look bad
>>699326765
>>699317838
Mfw I do this too
>>699326638
filename kek
>>699326551
story?
find the criminal for a prize
>>699327092
a fire started and burned stuff
>>699326501
Cheers. Glorious
>>699326765
Kek. Where are all these tumblr people coming from?
>>699326638
ProperProper filename, respect
>>699318066
greedy ass pig, must have been from murica
>>699324174
No, this kills the man
>>699327289
Nice
>>699326253
They're taken on similar exercises very regularly (think of it like rehearsal). They do it so much and end up back safe, they don't actually know for sure if somethings actually going to happen.
Sounds almost worse, but I suppose after going through it time and time again it wears you down maybe even leave you jaded til you know it's actually happening now.
Or so I hear.
>>699327230
Shit.. RIP in piece jus' chillin' dude
>>699326929
But it is funny
>>699325832
scary
>>699326092
did he dead?
>>699327092
Read Filename
>>699314930
Thumfail....TRIGGERED
>>699326945
did he deaded?
>>699319018
very unsafe to be sleeping in the road..im offended
>>699327127
>â–¶
>>699326761
>Datfilename
>>699327289
meepmeep
>>699326441
At least it's fast
>>699327092
Nerve gas
>>699329078
Piss poor filename
>>699327289
honk honk children watch oooout
>>699325617
Dude, you took it too far...
>>699317600
snakes everywhere ahhhhhhhhhhh
>>699326253
Who wants to die like a bitch, all teary eyed and snot covered and still struggling even when captured with no way out. Way more honourable to just take what is in store especially since there is no way out
>>699330121
very funny
here enjoy this masterpiece
one of my personal favorites
>>699326154
what a trooper you are anon
have another twinkie and get the fuck over yourself
>>699331096
"Very funny"
How about go fucking drink some bleach you cunt
>>699327855
How does that tell me anything nigger?
>>699331941
it was the dubs son
>>699331474
>"Very funny"
>""
no :^)
fuck off newfag
>>699332401
u literally just said
>>699332401
Yes :^)
>>699332473
notice me pointing out the
>""
you fucking tard
yu need to remove yourself from this site
>>699325740
I was next to one of these happening before. Looks scary but once it happens you feel like whipping it out and masturbating because of the adrenaline and noise.
this is an awful rekt thread.
>>699318674
>>699333491
yep
lets make it even worse
lets just start posting tacos
>>699315062
>>699333801
I mean I guess.
>>699317600
dat filename
>>699317922
>2001:Space odyssey
>>699317972
filename
>>699334282
that is an awful taco, no cheese? no sour cream? guac?
>>699318066
>American gets attacked
>>699334840
The simple man taco.
>>699325102
Another wander, here to lick Mook's boots. Good job.
>>699315236
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>699331096
>Not gay.
>Elongated vagina.
>>699326400
Kek
>>699324523
poor dog
>>699325102
my grandma died 13 months ago, also lost 3 relatives to cancer
>>699317972
The dumbest nigger that ever nigged. I was rooting for the dog the whole time.
>>699326860
Good for her :)
>>699325102
kek
>>699325617
poor lamb
>>699335604
Prepare your anus you filthy nigger
>>699336010
yes master FUCKMEEEEEEEE
>>699327230
>Don't mind me
>>699335604
Pictures?
>>699326154
They really show that fucking kid the mercy of allahu
>>699317972
lost
kek
>>699326203
>WhenThatKushHitsYou.jpg
>>699318222
Trips!
Soft fall indeed.
>>699331474
LIBERAL ALERT
come on man
i fucking hate this site so much in the summer
>>699325222
Kek, they are different
>>699317600
911 confirmed
>>699331474
Please don't say c@!t. It's very triggering.
>>699339556
Kill yourself, moot himself said that traffic doesn't increase that much. Plus gore threads are prominent throughout. If any by some stupid chance a summer fag it's you fuckwit.
>>699326092
nerve gas
>>699339847
Shit b8 m8. Here's your (You), cunt
>>699319242
"Rub your balls in it... Rub your balls in it... Rub your balls in it...."
>>699317838
You'd be retarded NOT to do this.
>>699340197
Can I get another?
>>699317712
>>699323441
lol, fake as fuck.
Why the fuck does the shot change his hairstyle? kek
>>699318066
>>699318066
This guy is such an ass XD
>>699340427
no you fuckwit
>>699340427
Sure, but only because you're so damn cute <3
>>699319662
Don't you mean "fucking dogs"?
>>699325102
I hope your mason jar breaks the next time you shove it up your ass
>>699341272
I'm a fucking retarded faggot and forgot which thread this was in. Sorry for the meme picture.
>>699325617
kill yourself faggot
>>699325102
Fuck off tumblr
>>699323676
>snakes
did somebody have Mr.Hands Video?
A man who is fucked to death by horse?
>>699323441
Homeboy transitioned from Poe Dameron to an ancient Chinese warrior to ice age Sid to Michael Jackson and finally Bruno Mars.
>>699325102
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>699323441
turns out taking a point blanks shotgun shell turns you into a game of thrones character
>>699343675
way to choose the least similar picture of Maise
>>699343934
thats who it was? no wonder it was so fucking hard to find
>>699323959
Jesus fucking christ i couldnt finish it
>>699320015
It's a canine Flash Mob
>>699324174
Laser causes skin cancer.
>>699335736
What in the holy fucking christ was that
>>699324579
>one last ride
>>699323441
>mfw when the kush hits like a train
>>699325102
dat bait fagit.
My last (You). Take it.
>>699325102
I may sound like an edge Lord here but personally I've been so heavily abused and seen so many people, friends and family die that now it doesn't really effect me, its just a normal thing at this point, shit happens get over it.
>>699325795
didtheydied?
>>699329078
>Bard level 100
>>699325102
>4 chan
not sure if bait or faggit
>>699326092
Oh ! This one is hardcore.
>>699323441
>mfw I found Arab trappin on youtube
>>699326248
the cameraman was like
>well he's dead
>>699326765
ah, he probs walked it off, don't worry about it
>>699327230
>I have been expecting you, Mr Bond
>>699346282
The Iron Lotus
Stop making rekt threads.
Everyone is sick of them. Every 10 mins some adolescent has to make a rekt thread to show their edgyness.
Stop it edge lord. They're boring, babyish and boring AS FUCK.
Fucking stop.
>>699324273
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT? THE FACT HIS FUCKING SPINE IS BLOWN AWAY?
>>699346282
holy fucking shit. story?
>>699347669
someone's triggered.
>>699323747
That turkey in the back: Holy fuck shit dammit run!!!!
>>699324863
kek
you sonovabitch
>>699323441
HEY IDIOTS
I was in a rekt thread and this webm was posted, some of you fucktards actually believe its real.
Its fake dipshits:
1. If you get with shot with a shotgun at close range the back of your head does not stay intact it would blow apart like a grenade went off in his head
2. His face turns to a jelly like substance when he is hit. Not an expert but I'm pretty sure skin does not turn to jello. It is obviously a mask of some type (movie set type quality)
3. Your eyes will not pop out of your head like some Looney tunes cartoon. They are enclosed in the orbital bones.
That is all, just had to get that off my chest. Now stop posting this fake shit.
>>699325102
>Just because /b/ is bad that must mean ALL of 4chan is bad!
That is some shitty logic.
>>699347765
its from a movie iron lotus its fake
>>699348488
millions of youtube videos of hunters are at your fingertips
watch some
>>699331096
wat
>>699319268
This was a protest, in France few months ago, against a fucked up law that the governement wanted to pass without vote (there was like 95% of people who disaproved the law).
So people protested but like every fucking time it changes nothing. The governement do what they want.
[spoiler]maybe bad english. I don't care.[/spoiler]
>>699325751
kek, why was she gripping her asshole?
>>699349844
what was the law?
>>699318807
>>699332566
Mutha licka
>>699323747
>>699347669
>current year
>still using edge lord as an insult
>>699315236
god you fucking faggot ass nigger.. get off of this site if you're going to spread your filth. nobody here is like "omg white people yah i know what you're saying"
fucking stupid nigger...
>>699326092
>>699317838
i wish a few of those chinks would get ground up in that thing... sick of those cockroaches everywhere... can't wait until the streets break out in chaos.
>>699350012
A law about work.
Simply put, it allows your boss to fire you at will, ask you to work like 60 hours a week, change your salary when he want, etc... I don't have all the details.
So, many advantages for the boss, but really unfavorable for workers.
thank god for rekt threads. literally the only good thing left about /b/
the days of when this was a great board are all but gone, and even though most of the rekt shit is old and ive seen it countless times, its still nice to see. sometimes new shit pops up which is nice.
/b/ is pretty much fucking dead though
>>699318066
dude, where's the rest of the vid goddammit
