Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
still here
>the sun came out fuck
still here
>>699310321
Lilly enters the room, holding a slingshot full of sand. You and your Waifu gasp as she fires, but since she's fucking blind, the sand ends up hitting her.
"...Oh ass!" she shouts, rubbing sand out of her eyes, "The sand gave me the ability to see!"
"Really?" you ask.
"Nope. Although I wouldn't want to see your ugly ass, anyway. Gg no re."
You promptly kill yourself.
[Good End.]
>>699310388
Whoops, you can't fit, idiot. Well, you can, but you don't want to, because it would be rather painful.
"I've taken all the measurments, Anon." she states as she clenches her fist. "It seems your ass is just too enormous to fit in the swimsuit. I mean, you could fit in it, but you'd whine about how tight it is around your booty. It looks like you're going to have to exercise.
"Or you could get a bigger swimsuit." you suggest, although you note that this causes great anger within her, and you quickly try to explain. "That thing is made for models who starve themselves. I'm not even fatsplaining, that's seriously what it is."
She grabs you by the ear.
"Starving themselves, huh? How about I starve you from Vitamin Not-Getting-Lightly-Bullied-In-An-Affectionate-Way?"
What do you do?
[1:] "That's not a real vitamin."
[2:] "Sounds fun."
[3:] "Please don't."
>>699310718
My family has been trying to get me to a doctor for a while but I don't really want to. And I don't like the idea of getting buzzed just to forget about how meaningless my life is
>>699311066
>>699312053
I'd love to spend more time with some friends but I don't want to bother them so it's easier to just stay home and waste some more time on my computer
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>699312366
I'm gonna go play some starbound, you should make next ones.
>>699311928
>16 images
>7 unique posters
double waifuing trash
bye
>>699312212
Yeah, life is pretty meaningless, that's why you don't try to change the world, but you try to have as much fun as possible... or just drown yourself in work or drugs just so you don't have to deal with it.
I'm sure there are some others ways too, but those three are the only ones I can think of right now. You can either choose one of those or find another one which you think suits you better.
Personally I'd advise way number 1 "Have as much fun as possible" Do what you like to do.
>>699312105
Number 2, please!
It was a wet night.
What was even wetter was Chara's tight boipucci. She just couldn't resist him. He was sitting on the couch, watching Mad Men because hes a faggot. Actually he's bi tho. Chara came in, wearing nought but an apron.
"Oh Mi, honey~ dinners ready~"
Mi Liu promptly responded with "Shut up I'm trying to watch Mad Men reruns."
Chara walked over. She could see Liu's bulge in his sweatpants. She flopped into his lap and began stroking his hair. She put on a pouty face and said, "Come on, baby. I just want to have fun."
Chara pressed her soft lips into Mi Liu's. His breath tasted like chocolate. This made her even hornier. "Ugh geddoff I'm trying to watch Mad Men"
"Please~" Chara whined. Her eyes became sparklier than the brightest diamonds. Mi Liu couldn't say no to that face. "Fine, but it's going to be a rough ride..."
Cont.
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>>699312445
My internet is dying tonight.
No promises
>>699312105
Number 1 obviously
>>699312212
ive given up making them its best t just use people to get thing to make you happy.it feels very fake to me I mean the normal thing i guess is going out with friends but why? I mean hiding yourself and making meaningless conversation is boring. oh yeah was my brothers birthday or saw a movie last week like i give a shit its just a fake show thats all talking with people is being alone is peaceful.
Saber claim
>>699312445
I can start again
>>699312742
What is with your obsession with bisexuals
gas yourself.
>>699313004
>I can start again
That works too.
My husbando
Stay away from him
>>699313170
I can't deny it.
>>699312560
>>699312911
Actually I have to take a shower so while you wait just contemplate and marinate in how great my story is
>>699313303
Yes, great one
>>699313303
I hope you slip and die. Do a flip while you're at it.
>039
triggered
>>699313105
He seems pretty cool. Tell me about him?
>>699311928
I'm back, I had to take care of "a thing".
>>699313622
He's got a robot cock, it makes my anus bleed
Why is Chen such a mean faggot?
>>699312537
If I could figure out what I think is fun or not anymore, that would be a good option. I have a lot of work on my hands, but whenever I have a few minutes to myself, I can't help but evaluate different ways to end myself
>>699312988
Being alone is very peaceful I'm with you on that one
>Birthdays
Talk about useless things. I hate birthdays so much. You have to pretend there's something that you want that can be found in a store and for some reasons you wouldn't go get it yourself
>>699312742
He slipped down his sweatpants and it turned out he was freeballing. His huge schlong swayed in the slight breeze. Chara gasped at the shear size of his long spicy uncut balogna. He Ram-a-Dammed it into Charas juicy boipucci. Her love tunnel ached from the huge trouser snake that was stretching it. "Just don't cry like a Bitch when you feel the pain" he said, going downtown and then back onto Charas furburger. After an hour of rough lovemaking their sons, Shiro and Esdese walked into the room. "Mommy, Da-" Esdese and Whitey stared in disbelief. The sheets were stained with cum, blood, and shit. Chara flung the knife that she kept in the pillow at Shiro. Shiro was a disappointment. The knife caught Whitey in the stomach. Chara then said, " Stick around, kiddo"
Cont.
>>699314299
Is there a reason why you are still evaluating? I mean, what's holding you back?
>>699314562
Fucking africans and their vuvuzelas.
>>699313905
Hopefully that "thing" of yours went well, and you can relax.
>>699314618
Wheres my story, chara?
>>699314499
Why am I your child. You both can go rot in a hole for all I care.
>>699314499
>Girl
>Boipucci
How's it feel being a literal retard?
>>699314765
Chara is genderfluid
>>699314765
Hows it feel being a literal mai
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Hey this is pretty good, not cringe at all.
>>699314618
I guess I still haven't figured out exactly how I want it to go. That and being spineless.
>>699314925
No, if anyone gives me a smug i'll add it though
>>699314987
I see.
Who would find your corpse if you actually acted on it? And how do you think they would react?
>>699314688
Oh yeah it went great
>>699314925
Ya fucked it up
>>699312096
Who is she?
>>699314925
>i want to be like tats so much
>>699315260
Also, please don't.add this smug.
Stop it with these shitty ass threads, there's over 100 posts and only 20 posters
