Name this motherfucker 55 decides
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Name this motherfucker
55 decides
stephanie
name it /b/
>>699309512
rull
>>699309759
rll
>>699309298
lord of the flies
>>699309824
what would a plant address itself as?
the chlorophyll killer
Name it:
xXCunt_DestroyerXx
Mr. Miyagi
>>699309934
the good soil it digs in, the sunlight, the rustle of its leaf to another? is the root or the flower more emotive to it?
>>699309298
Audrey 3
>>699310126
perhaps such a fast plant might name itself snap. for the closing of its trap. but is a compulsion a base for a name? at least a good one?
>>699309298
chomper
>>699310127
>Audrey 3
This
>>699309298
herald
Derek the chicken
>>699310285
call it what you will or no, do not name it. perhaps let it name itself, for if it does in its way... any noise you make is irrelevant.
marv
Snibeti Snab
>>699310495
but then even a plant hears.
https://austinbotany.wordpress.com/2014/03/29/codariocalyx-motorius-dancing-plant-telegraph-plant-formerly-desmodium-gyrans/comment-page-1/
Dylan Klebold 2.0
Genghis
>>699309298
penis flytrap
>>699311322
Roll
Hydra
Rusty McThunder Kunt
>>699309298
"I'll Die In 4 Months"
BlackPink
>>699309298
Ivana Trump
hitler
spicky
>>699311731
this is actually a good name for it
>>699309298
venus flytrap
>>699309298
Dionaea muscipula
>>699309298
Boris
Cuck destroyer
>>699309298
large labia
Obama
>>699309298
Earl Scruggs
nigger
george zimmerman
Nigger man
trips and you put you dick in it
>>699309298
Ferdinand
Adolf
Cleopatra
dead in a week
flesh eater the unholy
Cancer shit
>>699309298
Hey dickass. Don't play with those things and make them close their mouths just for giggles, it kills them.
Foreskin
my girlfriend
>>699309298
Jean-Luc Picard
>>699309298
Benis
Nigger shit
Kagefusa
Sandy gayshit
>>699314858
Also do not use tap water, dissolved minerals will kill them. Distilled water (can get a gallon at the grocer for a buck or two) or rainwater only. No fertilizer. No bits of hamburger or shit like that, bugs only.
That all said: Audrey 3.
Plantman
Op
>>699309696
How would you say it? "Bee?" "Slashbeeslash??"
Margaret.
Nigger
Hope Solo
>>699316015
this here
spider plant
>>699309298
Has you gotten sexual gratification from it yet?
Bailey McFlyTrap
Jew slayer
Francis
UglyFuckingPlant
Gayporn dingleberries
>>699309298
GanjaTopus
>>699316315
This
>>699316477
wrong dubs so reroll
>>699316477
Roll for dis
They are native to NC, name is McCrory, after our heroic anti-degeneracy governor.
Mega dick eater 3000
>>699316573
for great justice.
Boos
I love black dongs in my faggot boi pussy McHenry
>>699316743
One last try.
Muslim nugger
>>699316763
Reroll
>>699309298
Danny Devito
Diego Hobotoes
>>699316908
Rerooool
un4chanate
Willam
>>699309298
Milo.
Venus D. Milo.
Rool
>>699316477
reroll
Pussy Destroyer
Prick
Seymour
>>699316477
Roll
Dolfy the no wronger?
>>699317150
roll, so close
Sage
Nigger
>>699316315
Kek, reroll
>>699317250
>>699317150
two fiftys gotta count for something roll
>>699316477
reroll
>>699309874
Röll
Snappy McOnlygivemerainwaterandsnipmyfloweroffifyouwantmetosurvive
Pepe
>>699317357
ffs
Have two venus fly traps, named them Delta and Devgru.
You should call yours Muhammed.
Mr Plant
prick,
>>699316315
Roll
>>699317356
God damn it, one away
Penis
>>699309298
Don't over-water. Looks too wet for that container. Thy like to keep their feet wet, but you can kill them if the water goes anaerobic on you. If you want to repot, look up their requirements if you don't know them -- "potting soil" is way to rich in nutrients for these guys. Also. they like to be named Brutus, for some unknown reason.
>>699309298
Snapple-Tackle
Adolf Plantler
Deez
plant
Harambe
Fap helper 9000
>>699317435
Great looking plant, do you know which cultivar it is?
>>699317165
Reroll
>>699309298
Nigger Nommer 5001
secret agent planty the potted plant
Jeffricles
>>699309298
Venus
Newfag
>>699316315
Dubroll 7
Dave The Destroyer
Vega-Streisand
Succ
>>699317713
No sorry, no idea, but it's fun feeding them https://youtu.be/s_h_xn700qg
Rolling for Chris Kyle btw
Animal. Because he is a plant.
Dhehesbcjsl
Dr. Balls
Roll
nip pincher
Dr. Balls
Vote number 2
>>699318242
reroll
>>699309874
Lillun
Splooge Eatr
>>699318211
Roll
How the fuck has no one rolled it yet?
>>699318048
I mostly keep pitchers, but have a few flytraps in a common pot -- yours looks much better than mine, but I think mine are sort of straggly and long-leafed variety by design. About to have to repot them.
>>699309298
Finally can I submit to the will of my gay ass
Extreme plant 6
>>699316477
roll
>>699318454
Too close
>>699318462
Roll
>>699318211
Double roll
Mr Shit Knuckle
Auschwitz
>>699309298
Planty McPlant Face
harambe
>>699318666
Nice trip
Muh dick
Planta Jota
Penus fly trap
>>699318656
ONE
>>699318666
Satan gets
Bolaji Badejo.
He was the guy in the rubber suit in the first Alien movie.
>>699309298
Sir Photosynthesis Von Planty
titties :D
>>699318754
>>699318756
Really? Mods fucking with us...
Name the plant Moot ;_;
P.S. come back
Eieieeueuieiei
Fred
>>699309298
Name it Hydra.
You must always greet it with a hail.
Planty McCucky
>>699318825
re roll for cinematic history.
Lick dick birch nipple cannon
>>699309298
tim reid
37373e7eueueuw737wuej
>>699318954
Damitalltofukinghell!
Re-rolling.
>>699318908
roll
Ee
Moist von Lipwig
C U N T
U
C
K
>>699319238
Lip von Moistwig
Nyarlothotep
Moist foreskin yum yum
>>699319294
Roll
>54 and 55 multiple times
kek
name plant bob.
>>699319311
Von lip Wigmoist
>>699318666
I declare this name if 55 can't get cuz Satan trips.
fsjal
shit-tits
>>699319398
>56*
fuck
rerolling for bob
blz bubbles
g
blacklivesmattertbhfam
>>699319447
So sad, Satan, 55 get!
Name is Deus Vult
Mod's fucking with us
Can't stump the stump
Donald Trump
>>699309298
hungry mccockface
>>699309298
Gohma
>>699317739
>Re-Rawl'
Dhdjjsjdj
Wasted dubs
cactus
>>699319674
Reeeeroll
>>699319674
Reroll
>>699319704
Reroll
Name is Longtime Nogettin Fittyfive.
>>699309298
Jewbag
Nigglet
generic plant #32
>>699319674
Going again
PLANTY MCPLANTFACE
+*ß
>>699319674
Trying again
Plant Mc Pussyisnottheonlythingieat
Zimzam kekimus the fifth
>>699319674
One more
hydra
looel
55
>>699319817
Industrial Plant #17
>>699319674
Let's do the time roll again
Echans
>>699319917
reroll
Meme magic
Planty Potpants
>>699319674
7th time's the charm
>>699319992
Glorious People's Heroic Tractor Plant #652
>>699319959
reroll
G
>>699319674
Last one was 1 off from trips, now I'm really mad and really rolling
The Bugginator
Pennnii
>>699319674
Fuck this, last before I quit. I'm done.
Jejlord IV
Cunt face
Flytrap 2: Electric Bug-aloo
>>699320334
reroll
Stitch
Your mom's vagina
50 Cent
Qwertyuiop
Faggot
>>699320442
Roll
asdhjksjalkds
buzz kill
Sir Penis Consumer
Jake Delhomme's Left Ass Cheek
>>699309298
Audrey 2
55555555555
Mom's Spaghetti
Auchwitz
Lol
Magical buttfuckplant
>>699320526
Kinda like that one.
Brutus
RONI
>>699320666
Satan again
Anju
Der Hurensohn
What the fuck did you just fucking say to me you fucking bitch
No Fly Zone.
>>699309298
cripple on a crapple
>>699320719
Reroll
Snek
If someone doesn't get 55 soon I'm going to hack 4chan
Anon
Kylie Jenner
Planty Mc replytothispostoryourmotherwilldieinhersleeptonight
Semen
>>699321009
Fgt
Faggit
flyy lmao
>>699320297
fag
>>699321055
Winrar
>>699321055
Winrar
Untitled (6), after this picture of a lost cross-eyed cat.
FaZe durr
>>699321055
Not worth the wait. I am dissapoint.
>>699321055
And so the plant shall be named Fgt
kevin
>>699321009
>>699321055
pls make the meme one the winrar name
>>699321055
>>699321433
So simple
>>699321433
thanks for delivering OP
>>699321433
nice
i had a flytrap when i was a kid. it died :(
Cumcatcher
>>699322095
Rip
>>699313161
If taken care of they don't die in 4 monthes. They enter a dormant state like hibernation but are still very much alive. Learn your botany meatsac
if thats one of those cheap ones you buy in a gift shop put it in something slightly bigger and give it light try not to over water it
i had trouble keeping two alive
