Best way to clean cum off of a wall? I've been shooting
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Best way to clean cum off of a wall? I've been shooting loads for about a year in the same place and now it has a brownish wax at the bottom. pls help. Will post pics if needed
if you find it please tell me, i dont want to paint my wall
>>699307331
please post pics because I don't believe you
what the actual fuck, like you never bothered to clean that shit righr after you shot your load, like wtf man
>>699307331
Definately need pics of this shit
>>699307555
Yea, pics for proof.
And use sugar soap to clean stuff off walls without damaging the paint/paper.
>>699307331
Gunna need pictures of that you troglodyte...
Your mom is going to be pissed when she sees what you've done to her basement
i used to jizz right into a trash can when i was like 12 and miss a lot and didnt realize for way too long
just use lysol wipes. a lot of them. and some elbow grease. it's not all that hard
>shooting loads in teh same place
are you seriously cumming on a wall? and not into a napkin, TP, sock, or the toilet? Fucking autistic much?
>>699307331
pics
>>699307331
Mixing bleach and toilet bowl cleaner will do the job
>>699307555
Here's proof trips. (Only paper I could find was that)
>>699307331
you have to lick it anon- its a mix of enzymes in your saliva and the texture of your tongue
>>699308167
I'm going to be sick. You're a fat waste of life you dirty faggot. Fuck you.
>>699308167
I stand by my classification of troglodyte
>>699308167
Son?
>>699308167
ayy
well it's not that bad man just like scrub it with soap and it should come off
where in your house is this exactly
water, soap, spongue, fapping arm
why would you blow your load at a wall OP??
>>699307331
Saw that shit op. Shot loads into tissues but missed a lot onto a spot on the wall.
Had to paint that spot but u can peel off that crusty joyevidence after scrubbing really hard with warm water and soap.
Shit is gooey
>>699308167
Looks like a coffee stain, you got a more zoomed out pic?
get a hammer and take that shit down bro
>>699308167
Question: Why up against a wall?
>>699308167
How does it smells?
>>699308753
Jesus, you are gonna have to tear out that wall and carpet
>>699308753
Post a pic of you licking it if dubs
Why do you live like that.
>>699308753
that carpet is a lost cause dude, way to go
the wall will also probably have to be removed
>>699308753
holy shit are those pubes on the wall?!
>>699308167
There was a thread about some faggot who grow fungus on his cumwall
>>699308753
Why don't you just jerk off into tissues like a normal fucking person?
>>699308913
no kidding
not even in a corner, like a civilized human...just...an open fucking wall
what the fuck OP
>>699308753
ugh those grotty pubes encrusted with stale semen. how old are you btw?
Lit it on fire... Shit fucking stinks!
>>699309149
it was his socks
>>699309326
Now eat it
>>699309206
that leaves evidence. evidence that can only be disposed of by leaving the basement to flush it, or eating it
>>699309326
looks like the amber from Jurassic Park
>>699307331
Post pics and become legend.
>>699309326
Legit hope you hang yourself
>>699308167
the lack of light and the processor installation guide lead me to believe you are shooting your loads on a basement wall
am i right?
holy fuck dude, how do people like you come into existence?
>>699309601
what he sed.
>>699309479
Life....finds a way...
It doesn't look that bad from afar, does it?
>>699307331
you jack against a wall and let it accumulate on the ground
I am disgust
>>699309396
But, but so does jizzing on the wall and baseboards.
>>699309743
only noticeable after letting it build up for a decade
OP is legit fucked in the head
>>699309730
it looks worse
>>699309730
How are you going to explain this to your parents when they notice the smell coming from their basement?
Omg what an idiot lol. Must be autistic as all hell if you have too. Only cum on thatt one particular wall. Boo hoo I don't know howw to wash a wall. Be for real. Can you even walk and chew gum at the same time lol. Why are some basement dwellers such tards. Just jack off in your mom's or sister's pantiies like a normal tard lol.
>>699310015
"a-anon honey... why does our basement smell like...um well you know...boy butter?"
>>699308753
You're a fucking disgusting nigger OP, how old are you?
I'm with you OP, those fuckers are a bitch to clean after all these years
>>699310380
What kind of fucking troglodyte does this shit?
>>699310380
is that a heater? lol of all the things
OP Here. A lot of you all are asking about the smell... Well I don't smell it and I guess the people I live with smell the weed over it?
>>699310380
Why the fuck do people like you exist?
>>699308926
Still waiting for those pics
>>699308167
Fuck off faggot.
You drunken stumbled into the wall holding a alcohol/coke drink.
Why you got to pretend for attention anon?
If you know that nobody in reality cares what you say, saying the same shit online doesn't change that...
>>699310789
Why the fuck did you cover that weed with decade old crusty jizz, what the fuck.
fucking degenerate
>>699310635
Stop saying that forced word
Thank God that jizz wasn't used to impregnate a woman. Don't ever even think of breeding you fucking neanderthal.
>>699308167
No carpet crust?
Become an hero OP
That will get you the attention you crave
OP, are you that fucking lazy to go and jerk off in the forest?!
Litteraly no evidence you jerked of, you can cover of the smell of a hand with pine leaves, the cum simply degrades normaly in forest
Fucking retard
>tfw ruine a nice expensive old heater unit because I kept cumming on it for years
This is what it looks like after multiple cleaning attempts. It faces the street, so when I was young I came on it while watching the cars in the street pass by. Good times.
>>699308167
Def not cum
>>699311267
Neantherthals didn't jerk off to a same wall, they either fucked each other or they jerked off in forest
Please be kind enought ro include me in the screencap
>inb4 TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD
>>699311434
Kill yourself, just fucking kill yourself carphile
>>699310789
>Nobody has noticed all the pubes fossilized to the wall
IF YOU GUYS CAN KEEP THE THREAD OPEN I CAN PROVE IT'S CUM BY CUMMING ON IT AGAIN. GIVE ME LIKE 5 MINUTES WHILE I GO TO /gif/
I don't understand? Why cum on a wall?
>>699309326
Mix it with some shatter and smoke it.
>>699311780
no plz
>>699308753
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>699311780
STOP CUMMING ON TGE WALL YOU FUCKING RETARD, FUCKING STOP YOU DEGENERATE WALLPHILE
I am proud of you op. I have been doing the same thing for the past 2 years. Only diffrence is i came into a jar.
>>699311780
wow... do the world a favour and just fucking kill yourself.
even on /b/ i did not expect such levels of degeneracy.
>"HAI GUISE LEMME PROVE IS CUM, BY CUMMING ON IT AGAIN"
to reiterate, kill yoursellf
>>699311871
Roll
Just cleaned mines the other day was turning yellow I used a mr clean magic eraser came off like with no problems
>>699311985
Did you overfill the jar already
>>699308637
I could if I closed my eyes and pretended it was Trump's wall.
roll for proof
>>699310789
No, they smell your abhorrent degeneracy...
No amount of weed will cover the smell of rancid body fluids
But you're a b8fag, so sure thing
>in for pics of OPs fresh cum on the wall
>>699311871
Rollan
Someone please screencap this thread!
>>699312245
Google is your friend.
>>699312061
No lol. I was a half way there. It had a smell like someone was shiting in a jar.
>>699311780
Why do you not just go to the bathroom and rub one out in the toilet?
This is like one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen.
>>699311780
Do you shit in the bed too? Do you piss on your laundry? I'm suddenly curious, what other autistic shit do you do OP?
>>699311780
do it OP
we're waiting
>>699311780
> I can prove it
> I'll do this by going to another board
Makes sense
>mfw i click on this thread
>>699311824
Why cum at all?
>>699312245
An hero
>>699312454
Guy is going on /gif/ to jerk off retard
an hero.
>>699312318
No he isn't, I've never even met the guy...
He has a stupid name, so I doubt we'd get along.
I used to do this at my old place. My computer desk faced a wall. I would jack off pantless and blow my load at the wall. It felt more satisfying than jacking it and blowing it into my hand/sock/paper towel. I just cleaned the wall with bleach cleaner and repainted it.
W A L L O F F CUM
will it be able to ward of mexicans
>>699311119
I've never even heard someone/seen someone type it so fuck you. Troglodyte, profligate. Whatever.
Well you got the attention you certainly crave you lonely sick fuck. You are a shame to all of humanity.
>>699308167
As someone who has jizz stained a wall, a couple of good rough sponges and Dawn dish soap.
>>699311780
We really need the proof, that could just be coffee stains
Literally wall of execution.
>>699312878
Only lesbian and homophobic mexicans
>>699312661
> allegedly cum on the wall
> degenerate fetishism
> doesn't need /gif/ to cum
Seems you were the retard all along faggot for not recognizing bullshit/b8/trolling
>>699311434
Yeah, youre going to need to strip it to bare metal and repaint. There is no fixing that.
>>699309326
>>699309396
Problem is this still leaves evidence; but now they'll know both that you jack off and that the wall needs to be repainted.
Why did you not just jack into a tissue then bury that fucker in the bottom of the trash bag?
>>699312914
That's what makes it forced you retard.
>>699313108
Op get's multiple orgasms when he comes on the wall
>>699313356
Wall is love. Wall is life.
Oh lord someone please screenshot this thread hahahahahahah
>>699313356
Hell I would like to cum on OP's wall
I kinda missed... But it's still cum as you can see.
>>699309326
cut your nails evenly
>>699307331
Use oven cleaner or heavy degreaser. If all else fails paint over it. Its literally impossible to get out with water and normal cleaners.
I knew a dude who said that he "installed" a pocket pussy into a wall in his apartment. He would fuck and jizz into the pussy, which he had cut out the back. The jizz would go into the wall. He said he could turn his head and watch porn while fucking the wall. He said he lived there 4 years. Fucked the wall 3-5 times a week.
>>699313644
lmao thats fucking grim, is that a nail clipping too :o ?
>>699313644
>>699313644
>came into the carpet
That's even worse you fucking idiot
>>699313644
The hairs stuck to the wall.
The nail in the carpet.
The jizz.
What the fuck, OP?
>>699313644
God pless you anon!
I usee to do this when i was younger. Alcohol worked pretty well
>>699313353
Sorry, I guess I can speak in simpler terms for you, fuckwit. How fucking pedantic to you have to be to give a shit about something like that?
I used to do this when i was younger. Alcohol worked pretty well
posting in epic bread
Cant wait for all the shitty fb best of 4chan pages to blow up with this cancerous shit
Show us more pictures of your beautiful and clean house.
>>699313644
OP I think we need another angle.
>>699314091
this op
>>699313644
No timestamp
I call bulshit on that
As far as we know that can be some other wall with indentical carpet and real jizz marks while yours has coffes stains
>>699313644
Scoop some of it up with your finger while it's fresh, post pic of finger.
I want to be in the screen cap of this please
>>699314091
roll
Someone please collage this for a future 4chan keks thread
>>699314514
>Same lighting
>Same hairs
>Timestamp posted prior
You're an idiot.
Lick it please
>>699314514
It's cumstains though. I'm the guy who cums on that heater unit, came a few times on a wall too and it looks exactly the same
>>699313644
What the fuck am I looking at?
>>699314682
wtf is happening with people?
epic topic omg
ak47 weed reporting in
Just scrubbed really hard. I think it's presentable now... 1/2
>>699312220
>the jizz is fucking delicous. Look like caramel
>inb4 your mom
20 bucks says OP was tugging it against the wall and listening to me fuck the shit out of his mom on the other side.
>>699313644
At this point I'm not even sure it is a carpet
Just scrubbed really hard. I think it's presentable now. 1/2
>>699307331
mitch?
>>699314995
What about the carpet?
The carpet looks a bit fucked though. 2/2
>>699309326
Lost
>>699308167
thats nicotine faggot. start smoking outside
>>699315094
good job
>>699315136
steam clean that bitch
>>699315136
>a bit fucked
>>699315094
GODDAMMIT OP THAT'S A RENTAL
YOU'RE MOVING OUT
AND LEAVING SOME POOR HELPLESS SCHMUCK WITH YOUR CUMWALL
WHAT IF THAT'S TURNED INTO A NURSERY
Anon litterally learning hygiene.
How sad
>>699314621
> this proves it's cum
You dumb fuck
>>699315094
>>699315136
Did you use Dawn soap like I suggested??
is this mitch jones
>>699315703
Who the fuck is Mike Jones?!?
>>699308167
Where's your styrofoam plate, anon?
>>699315017
>Look like caramel.
>>699315812
google it dumbass
>>699314682
It isn't though.
I'm a guy that has cum plastered everything.....
Cum wall don't be like that
> underage b& will say it do
>>699315899
Not allowed to have food downstairs. Might attract rats. =/
>>699308167
I cum inside my garbage can without a bag in it. Looks exactly the same
>>699311871
Smoking cum with the lads
>>699307331
pet urine cleaner. has anti-proteins in it to break it up
>>699315973
You can say whatever the fuck you want to. But when I am about to cum I waddle over in the corner and blow it on the wall. That's what it looked like, sorry you can't believe it.
>>699315947
You need to learn how to read, newfag.
>>699315995
No, I mean the one you cum onto. If you were really OP then you would know what I'm talking about.
>>699315040
I'll take that bet, because you are a dumb faggot making up fantasies.
At least OP is just a dumb cunt
what the fuck is this thread
Never have i witnessed such high levels of autism in one place
Get me in the screen cap
>>699307555
checkt
>>699307331
I used to work at a mental hospital always having to clean shit, urine, cum puke off the walls of the time out room. anti protein and oxy all the way
>>699316168
Nobody believes it.
Stop talking shit
Toasting in epic bread
>>699316589
there r pics in the thread u autist
>>699307331
Mitch?
>>699316380
Cancer
scrape most of it off with a knife then repaint the wall
10/10 thread, /b/ isn't dead
I always pretended like she was disgusted by what I was doing... Which turned me on in a weird way.
>>699317193
fucking hell
>>699317308
He cleaned the wall mostly, i think we are focused on the carpet now
>>699307331
Bleach and water. Or Bleach wipes.
Had this happen once before, then i got put in a psych weard and my parents cleaned my apartment. Kinda awkward.
>>699308167
>shitty butt joint on that baseboard
>terrible drywall seam
KYS
>>699311985
lurking on epic thread
also put me in the screencap
>>699308753
>all dem pubes
Good God I'm disgusted
get me in the screen cap thanks :)
>>699307331
omg anon, cant belive what you said....lol
>>699318124
on it chief, expect it on ironic facebook pages in the m orning
>>699313644
>dem pubes
>dem cumstains
>dat toenail or fingernail clipping
>need shit pile, booger collection, and/or piss bottle to complete the look
>>699311780
Could you paste a higher-res link of this to imgur or something so I can make this my desktop background?
>this thread
I love you /b/.
OHAI SCREENCAP VIEWERS
>>699317846
>epic thread
>screencap
kys stupid newfag nigger
You better pray that once you leave there, there is not a homocide or sex crime in that dump.
>>699310789
Lol excellent way to hide the smell have something stink more. Just like when I drive while drunk I open up a red bull and spill some on me. Red bull over powers everything.
>mrw this shit is real
So sad this thread has devolved into attention whoring for screencaps. This thread had a good run, but its time for it to be put out to pasture
OP is my new hero. I mean he got internet but he can't afford some kleenex.
>>699317846
>put me in the screencap
Seeing people beg to be in the screencap in a screencap fucking ruins it newfag, kys
>>699308753
>>699307331
OP please answer: why the wall ?
>>699318473
There you go, OP just has to sprinkle some redbull on his wall and all his problems will seize to exist
Little dick? Redbull on the wall
No gf? Redbull on the wall
Taxes to high? Redbull on the wall
Bone cancer? Redbull on the wall
>>699311620
>>699312245
>>699313536
>>699314556
>>699316554
>>699317846
>>699318080
>>699318124
>>699318234
>>699318312
Faggots, all of them.
>>699316082
No homo we smokin penises!!!
>tfw no qt 3.14 wall to cum on
feels bad man
>>699318805
For real, like if you want to be screencapped, contribute to the fucking memes uou cancerous bitch
no human can be this disgusting.. why the fuck would you even shoot on your own goddamn wall?
god i wonder what your mom was thinking when she was cleaning your room and saw that
"oh must be coca cola"
>>699318521
dude, like yo, trippy dude, maaan
>>699318840
Op has a wall fetish
>>699318882
And he should post results.
>>699318080
>>699316554
>>699318312
See these fags:
>>699318805
>>699318604
absolutelydisgusting.jpg
toothpaste on toothbrush
>>699307331
Fuck you, seriously
Toasting in epic bread
>be op
>cum on wall
>lick it up in minutes and say i scrubbed really hard
>noonewilleverknow.cum
>>699307331
damn son
>>699318882
OP I need more information on you.
I'm wondering how a human being can live like that.
Are you even human ?
Am I the only one that just shoots into a pair a boxers or something then throw it in the washer with my clothes?
>>699315136
Top milkdude.
>>699311729
oh god no, not the wall pubes
>>699308167
Good lord you're a filthy little shit. No wonder you have to jerk off. No woman could stand being with such a filthy faggot. Kill yourself after you clean your parent's wall. Fucking waste.
>>699307331
Hey you fucking savage. Let me present you this marvel of western engineering.
>>699308753
>>699319529
Why are you angry mad fag?
Holy shit OP i thought i was the only one who did this. Mine was a little bit more dark and the carpet was rock solid below the wall. Only way i found that worked was painting over it, good luck
>>699317413
Hahaha perfect
>>699318312
>>699319171
>>699315136
op you did that on purpose you fucking cunt
>>699317413 what fuck man
>>699308167
>tfw reminded why you come to /b/
WHAT IN MOTHER MARY'S NAME IS WRONG WITH YOU OP
What's up Reddit
>>699320222
Not much 9gag, how's it doing for you
>>699310789
I was lurking with mild amusement until this. No one gives a fuck about your weed. Go back to screaming "camping nigger" into your xbox Mic faggot.
>>699320159
Op has a fetish
Meaning same thing that is wrong with foot lovers
>>699318392
Agreed but the sad truth is everyday b Is posting stupid ass threads like this
>>699309396
you're fucking disgusting
op i draw u
>>699320159
This gif goes perfectly with this song
https://youtu.be/jadvt7CbH1o
I say get a black Light and shine it on the wall. Please OP?? I can't be the only one that wants this.
>>699320516
G8 m8, r8 8/8
>>699307331
>>699307331
>>699307331
>>699307331
Wasn't my wall was my door. 8 inches deep in solid dried ancestral brew. Mr. Clean Magic Eraser works best.
>>699320628
This
>>699320628
I already cleaned it up. And what's the use of a black light when lights are supposed to provide light?
>>699311985
pics of pony doll in cum jar with 9gag watermark or get the fuck out
just when you thought /b/ died due to the cancer
we get a chemo thread like this
good work OP... ppl archive etc.
>>699320892
It's ultraviolet, you dimwit. It'll make your spooge glow in the dark. Seriously.
>>699320907
>>699308167
fuck me
>>699320628
doubt this retarded cuck has one but that would be fucking hilarious
>>699308167
idk why but this cracked me up
>intel 7, now comes with cumwall
>>699312431
this.
i'd love to hear it so i can feel better about my life knowing im not this autist
>>699307331
distilled white vinegar and a scotch brite pad
>>699320892
Still might be seeable residue if you shine it on there
>>6993174 what the fuck
>>699321092
timestamp
>>699320892
of course the man who thought it was a good idea to cum on a wall doesn't know something as simple as a "black light"
Mfw I get on /b/
>I wanna be in screen capture bitches
OP why are you cleaning it?
>FAKE
>FAKE
>FAKE
Not reading this entire thread but this shit is fake as fuck. That is paint/dirt running down the wall from excess humidity. I get it in my bathroom on the upper walls from hot showers.
PLUS, if that is years of buildup, there isn't much running down.
>>699308167
jesus christ man
Send my regards to reddit.
>>699308753
fucking sperglord
>>699320640
you have to go back
>>699321481
>fake
excess humidity doesn't "stick out" when it dries you dumb fuck
>>699320516
hahahahaha fuck
>>699321352
idiot
>>699309326
eat it op
>>699308167
LOL, atleast i'm fine with myself now, jesus christ dude.. that shit is fuckign repulsive
>>699321723
i agree with you but why isnt there that much from a year of buildup?
>>699313644
Holy fuck op...
>Toasting in epic bread
>>699308167
That's obviously coffee or soda...
Cum turns clear when it dries
>>699321911
IT DOESNT WORK WITH JPEGS YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>699321911
Check em, dubs claim to be in screencap!
>>699322010
doesn't have to work....
checkem
>>699321911
>>699321692
>>699311985
proof what u said
>>699314090
This is a thing now? lmao
> Best way to clean cum off of a wall? I've been shooting loads for about a year in the same place and now it has a brownish wax at the bottom.
>>699321901
Op doesn't jerk off that much
>>699313644
you fucking mong
>>699322222
kwints
>>699322222
Holy moly dude, holy moly
>>699317413
haha thats so autistic good job man
>>699322444
HOLY MOLY DUDE
>>699319373
>you
No because that is pretty normal... I just rub one out in the shower god damn
>>699322444
now me
>>699322596
10/10 least autistic anon here
Am I the only one here that regularly jerks off in forest?
It is litteraly the best place to jerk off
