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Sexting thread. Rules; >If you roll dubs you have to send

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Sexting thread.

Rules;
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke
>If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic (tits pic if femanon)
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last female relative you spoke

>post pics of conversation.
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Haha dubs, kappa.
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>>699303610
if that message is for real, u in 4 sum hawt pussey
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>>699303610
Jesus why do i do this
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>>699304000
FUCKING HELL
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>>699304000
Have fun
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>>699304000
do it
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>>699304000
nice, boy
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>>699304000
anon better deliver
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>>699304000
>>699304000
do it you fucking pussy
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>>699304000
Winrar
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Check em
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>>699303610
Rollin
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lol anon won't deliver 10/10
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my gf lol
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Rolling
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trips now and I post vid of me sucking my own dick
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>>699304411
gay
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>>699304411
dub dub
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>>699304411
do it feggit
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rolling
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go
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>>699304411
send it anyway and pretend you think you've never had sex
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>>699304411

text her

>I think we should break up honey

... follow up

>Oh sorry I didnt mean you, i dont want to break up with you!
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ITT: No one delivers
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Rock and roll
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Toll
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ITT: no one delivers
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I never get dubs so I'll roll
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frigggin pussies
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>>699304597
>>699304671
People that get something
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Rolling 4 booty
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>>699303610
rolling
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>>699304663
Fuckkk
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Roll
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>>699304000
lol rekt
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>>699304000
do it nigger
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Rolling in the deep
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i don't even remember who the last female I texted was :(
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сука roll
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>>699304955
ANYONE WILL DO!! WINRAR

deliever
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>>699304955
sux to b u, best get remembering
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Rollioli
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Rolling in the deep
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>>699304000
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Rollerino
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ok I will actually deliver pls
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Roll
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This might be fun?
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>>699305299
Haha
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>>699305299
Winrar
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>>699305299
Crap.
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>>699305299
Oy vey
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do it for harambe
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>>699305355
FUCKING HELL DUBS AGAIN make it stop
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Roll
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Roller
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ROOLL
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Fuck it get me trips
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Dubs are for mugs.
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>>699305355
Double dubs
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>>699305420
lol got 420 for harambe I am proud fuck dubs
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>>699305420
Damn, he was a handsome gorilla
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>>699305497
Suck a cock
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Roll
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>>699305544
lol double winrar
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>>699305299
>>699305355
>>699305423
Messaging right now, might be awkward messaging in english while I'm italian, but hey
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>>699305544
Ha
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Roll for Harambe
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>>699305420
Lol that's badass dicks out
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>>699305548
fight me
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>>699305602
Nice
99 dubs
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Rell
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>>699303610
Roll, faggot
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>>699305664
Shit and 66
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Rool
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>>699305664
omg almost trips
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roll
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>>699305722
Op here.
Since everyone is a pussy who won't do it I'll post some of the images I've saved in previous threads.
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rololololololol
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>>699305722
Are you dumb? Those don't count fag
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>>699305824
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>>699305824
HOLY SH...
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rollll
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>>699305869
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Roll
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OK roll
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>>699305945
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>>699305869
What were the two things?
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>>699305983
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>>699305865
:^{
Rudeposter
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>>699306045
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rolling for father Stalin
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Rollk
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>>699306106
You're a god
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Well that didnt work
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>>699306045
lol rekjt scrub
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>>699306106
Last one I'll post, start posting faggot.s
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Couldn't hurt to try
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Harambe dubs here, she ain't replied yet :(
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>>699306230
Rip
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i'm really hoping nothing bc i'm actually tryna fuck this girl
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>>699306222
It's time for you to become one.
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>>699303610
roll
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>>699306222
You're fucked
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>>699306230
her bf sounds like a scared cuck.
beat him up and claim that pussy.
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>>699306133
>>699306211
>>699306222
lol
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>>699306106
Respect brother
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Roollll
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>>699306230
>please don't say that to my gf please just saying please don't please I'm just saying please don't

you have to fuck her now
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Rolling
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rolling for father Lenin
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Rollin
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>>699303610
Shit let's do it
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I posted a picture i just got off Google

More replies than any other

Nice
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>>699306230
>mfw alright
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>>699306600
>>699306633
winners
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>>699306230
Wow are you guys 13? Her boyfriend sounds like a child.
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>>699306633
Rip
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>>699306133
>>699306600
Lololol guys roll for Russian leaders works every time
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Roll
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Rolling for father Marx
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Rollerino
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Rolling for papa Putin
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What's the worst that could happen?
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>>699306932
And his hairy chest.
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Rolling for mother Catherine
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>>699306849
marx isnt russian faggot
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>>699306704
Rolling for father Putin.
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>>699306966
Don't be a faggot.
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>>699306966
that?
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Hmmmm
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Waiting for a response now.
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/roll
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Roll
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>>699307094
Nice
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>>699306106
Gonna need a follow up on this one
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How to roll
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>>699303610
Roll
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Roll
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Check em
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/rolllllll
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Just posting not rolling :^)
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>>699306024
Source?
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>>699307094
nice, we're all waiting
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roll
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/rolllls
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>>699307333
you have to do it.
Show us pics too.
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Alright. Rollerrink
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>>699307151
just say roll, and look at your last numbers
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>>699307314
We haven't texted today so I don't even know if she's there. So no promises.
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>>699307333
oh damn
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22
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>>699303610
Probably not
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pizda roll
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>>699306230
What kind of weird relationship lets their S/O text from their phone.

Like, mine isn't serious, but I don't want to see her phone, and I don't want her to see mine.

If she doesn't something that's against our rules and I find out, I'll just dump her ass, but I'm not gonna be on her all the time to make sure she isn't. That shit is just weird.

Handle your own business.
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Roll
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.rolll
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>>699307333
Be the real MVP and post your results bro
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They see me rolling... They hating. Pic related: last girl I texted. She just asked me to come over tomo to meet her new dog.
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>>699306966
Here we fucking Go
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>>699307578

nice dog

the pupper is cute too
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>>699306024
Waiting on an answer!
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>>699307333
TRIPS DON'T DENY EM
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>>699307688
Get fucked nub
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>>699307544
Let's see where this goes.
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>>699307783
go an hero nigger
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>>699307854
>>699307678

waiting . Also don't pussy out if they actually want the D. Post proof here!!!
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this thing never works anyway
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>>699303610
I won't do it
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>>699308062
It's over snapchat, I'm saving the chat and screenshotting when she replies.
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dubs get
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Roooollll
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>>699307854
Good luck
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roll bitches
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Bump
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>>699305869
dude, she's obviously up for it. GET IN, ask her if she's free tomorrow night then
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Pls lord Harambe let me be safe
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/roll
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/rull
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//roll
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/rollll
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rolling for joel
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>>699305869
Go get it dude.
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/rollllllllllll
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Rolling
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>>699308655
do it faggot
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/rollin 4 denkan
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>>699305869
>French flag
Disgusting
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rollin 4 bullen
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>>699306106
savage haha
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ballin'
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Roll
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Thread might 404 before I get my reply. She's at work.
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rolling for denkan igen
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Can someone start another thread?
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bumpin / rolling for a good milkdude
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>>699308839
why lol
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Rollerino
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rollin fyr denkan
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>>699303610
lets do dis
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bump (NOT ROLL)
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rulla igen denkan
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>>699309032
why not just use this one, like everyone else is doing?
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check em
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>>699306106
a god among men
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Rollllll
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>>699309039
Because of you not allahing my akbar, that's why
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roll
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Fuck it why not, what's the worst that could happen.
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>>699309197
best of 3
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>>699309130
Just in case this one 404's dipshit.
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>>699309130
It will 404 soon newfag
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>>699309214
Rolllllllll again I wanna do this
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I dont know any girls except my best friends sister because im a shut it loser. Problem is im living with my best friend and his family so if I send anything like that I would probably get kicked out.
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meh
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>>699309260
calling people dipshit online, broooooooo, what fucking insult. let me try one, 'cunt'
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>>699309256
one more
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Rollan
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>>699309377
go for it!
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roll
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Rawlins
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Rollin
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Roll
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Can't roll this shit
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>>699309510

New thread
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>>699309377
Kek
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roll
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Rollahuakbar
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>>699309599
top milkdude
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Rolling. Last person i talked to is gf
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my cousin diana
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rero
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What if we have fucked? Checkmate neckbeard virginlord
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rolls
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Ill roll just because thats where the texting was hopefully going
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>>699309599
go for it milkdude
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Roll
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Rolling for my mon
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>>699309886

This.
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>>699309599
Fucking.
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Lets see
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yep
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>>699306285
Is there more to this?
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Rolling
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>>699309510
New thread, this one sucks
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fuk it roll
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Damn
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Checkem
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Texted my mother last let's see what happens
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Roll
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>>699306285

>Well this is the first time you've actually said anything sexual to me so I think you can wait a little bit longer

lol this bitch, look how she's trying so hard to pull him into her frame.

Watch what happens when he applies dread (went radio silent, could be fucking other women)

>Honey
>Why do you only read it but never respond

Because he's got other options. Look at the arrogance on this entitled cunt. No tits and then she complains that he loses interest? LOL
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Fuck, the last female I spoke to was my roommate's gf and the last female relative was my grandmother

ROLLL
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Rolling
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Roll

Eh fuck it i'ma do it anyways cuz I'm not a faggot pussy
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>>699303610
fuck it... rolling
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Roll
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>>699307678
great job censoring chrissy. p
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>>699311336
Ayyyy
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Roelli
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>>699310820
>a thread spammed by rolls where no one delivers
>let's create another one
the stupidity
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>>699305824
you win sir
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Roll
I know last time i did one if these my gf got mad
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>>699311705
I didnt get dubs or trips
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>>699311999
Now you did
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>>699311999
Speak again :^)))))
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I tried
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>>699312126
keep trying
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>>699311999
somehow you have to take a picture of your genitals now i guess
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>>699311999
TOP FUCKING KEK
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>>699312126
post the vid and keep going.
the ball is still hot
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>>699303610
Rollerino
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FuG
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>>699312938
YOUR PUSSY NIGGAH
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>>699312938
go for it bro
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>>699312938
"Nowhere in particular. How about it?"
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>>699312938
>this dick Bitch
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Ayyy lmao , dubs get
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>>699312938
youre a gorgeous woman and i want to suck on those nigger aerolas of yours
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FuG 240 berliner
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Roll
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>>699313552
So close
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>>699312938
>mfw i Realize that she is Harambe's 3rd cousin
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>>699306230
>alright
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>>699313591
Yes I'm being serious, your place or mine you choose
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