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Shoe0nHead nude thread continuation.
First thread 404'd.
Basically, someone made a thread and posted these nudes of someone who looks like Shoe0nHead. We basically bumped the thread, ate noodles, and spammed Shoe's twitter looking for answers.
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3 more pics.
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>>699299289
alright.
We got none, yet oddly enough, nobody has been blocked, which leaves us free to... KEEP FUCKING SPAMMING.
>>699299289
It's not her, she's not that fucking fat you idiot
We're basically just looking for confirmation from Shoe herself on whether these are actually her or not. Last pic btw.
KEEP THIS THREAD BUMPED.
>>699299620
whatever, do it for the lulz
>>699299845
This.
bump
Is her real name June?
bumping with armor
>>699300514
Yes.
>>699300515
gothic armor for shoe
>>699301096
m'lady
>>699301296
anyone else bumping?
>>699301375
>>699301296
>>699301096
>>699300515
>when a Shoe0nhead nudes thread turns into an armor thread
>>699301640
>>699301640
>>699301781
bump with armor you peasants
>>699301937
i do what i want fuckboi
>>699301937
also you can request armor, i have a huge folder
>>699301781
>>699301937
I'm not complaining mang. Post that shit.
>>699302223
that's no armor, that would get you killed you filthy levy spearman
>>699302287
English war of the Roses plate dude
Bump for truth
You're doing god's work, OP
Now whoever clicks on her newest post, they will see. https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/764493042845880320
bump
>>699302561
>>699302223
>leather armour
GET OUT NORMIES
>>699299561
>>699299737
Mfw I own that sword
>>699302542
looking for it on my folder, hold on there. Do you want one with a sallet or a pig-face helmet?
She was invited to do a AMA 21h ago
https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/764222374719856640
I need you fags to like and respond to my tweet so that the cuck sees it. https://twitter.com/thejezusman/status/764535537915002880
>>699302967
Why do you own a sword?
>>699303083
I went through a phase in middleschool where I collected swords
>>699303027
>pig faced in WOTR
Less likely, i think pig faced was a bit earlier, so sallet or armet dude
>are you a /tg/fag on holiday to?
>>699302967
kys weeb fuckboy
>>699302865
>leather armor=no armor
>>699303228
faggot tier answer, only acceptable answer is if you re-enact or do shows with them
bump
>>699303271
as far as i understand some pig faces where still on use. Might be mistaken tho'
dem sexy fluting
>>699299289
>>699299440
>>699299561
>>699299737
It isn't shoe
>>699303414
10/10 would joust
>>699303353
>plate mail for armies of 100k+
>u wot
you should also learn from Barbarossa and understand that heavy armor isn't always as convenient as you might think
>>699303457
In fact your probably right, like they weren't the vogue new thing that was famous in the conflict, but they'd still be around with some older or poorer knights
>>699303271
nope, im usually a /b/tard, but sometimes im on /tg/
this thread went from lulz to cringe.
>>699303665
>what is a gambeson/aketon
>what is chainmail
Leather is more expensive and less effective than a gambeson/aketon leather is retarded.
>>699303417
I'm pretty sure this is an armor thread now.
>>699302967
ArmouredSkeptic pls go
>>699303665
you don't give plate to all of your army, actually only a small portion of the army used full plate
>barbarossa died a fucking stupid death
btw leather armor was actually very rare (if used at all) instead most people used mail or gamberson (or both)
>>699303911
post armor, armor makes everything better
>>699304104
please continue, fuck these armorfags
>>699304104
no answer from her?
>>699304104
Stop ruining a good armour thread with nudes asshole
>>699304217
armorfags are waiting for shoe's answer too
>almost out of armour
I have a bunch of medieval stuff but most of its osprey books, not .jpegs and .pngs
>>699304288
do you have any tasteful gauntlets?
>>699304222
still no answer.
>>699304313
>>Print Screen
>>Win Key+R
>>mspaint
>>ctrl+v
>>??
>>Profit
>>699304313
i still have a lot of armor.
>also where are those from? Italian?
>>699304623
nice mace. What is he going to do with that? Cast a miracle?
>>699304401
touh shalt keep thy thread alive
>>699304729
>magic mace+5
>+20 fire damage
>+35 holy damage
>>699304379
yeah, just let me look for them
Face is too fat to be Shoe.
>>699303304
not even a jap sword newfag
>>699304379
>>699304992
would love to punch someone with these
>>699302287
>not half-swording to fight a knight in full plate armor
>being this historically inaccurate
bump
>>699305104
dem articulation
>>699299289
We want the truth.
>>699305012
this again...
>>699305130
kek
>>699304590
Them suits in that pic are late English i think, they are to smooth for Gothic, which would imply usually Milanese but the milanese didn't use faulds (the metal skirts) frequently and the sabatons are very English in style, the so called "bear paw" design that you see on Henry the 8th's suits. So not sure but likely late 15th century english tournament armour.
>its definitely tourney armour from somewhere or another as helmets like that were never used in open battle
>>699305173
this is tasteful as fuck
>>699304117
Not swimming.
>>699305265
mmmmm yeah now show me something dented
>>699301640
But you know that a huge armour fucks shoe every night, right?
>>699305242
Nerd
>>699305352
english is not my first language, have no idea what english means
>>699305242
thanks, looked kind of strange to me
I wanted to climax to shoe's nudes, instead I'm cumming to metal suits
>tfw this isn't even your first armourgasm
>>699305130
eh, if you look at the picture it looks like his opponent is looking elsewhere so wont be parried, its not going to kill the other guy, but that sword with a big swing which will impart a tonne of force which will off balance the enemy nicely, THEN you go into fancy half sword techniques.
Don't forget that even arming swords are heavy enough to cause a lot of concussive force with a blow if not parried and the blow well placed.
>plus historical re-enactment photos, often they just do cool shit to impress audiences, as from a distance fancy sword play doesn't look as good as savagery
>>699302606
this would be a fun meme base to troll /v/irgins with, got this photo without caption?
>>699305673
Christ dude get a life
>>699305242
Aaaauuuunnngghhggg.
>I love it when you talk armor like that
>>699305635
enjoy mate, armors kept this thread alive. That's what armor is supposed to do, keep things alive
>>699305673
>>699305130
>also some proper technique
>>699299289
Boring! Wish that sword was up her ass.
>>699306052
BERSERK
>>699305806
Chill bruh, we all have hobbies, i do re-enactment and like medieval history.
>>699305871
>>699305539
you're welcome bruh's
>>699306039
>>699306052
fucking love berserk, even if it's unrealistic as fuck
>>699306119
nice, i do HEMA and working on an animation project (that's why i saved so many pics of armor for refs)
WE WANT ANSWERS, shoe
>>699299289
>>699299440
>>699299561
>>699299737
>dat longsword
>suddenly katana
>>699306357
guys, i don't think that's her
>also 10/10 reaction
who the fuck even is this suppose to be?
>>699306612
Rosario Dawson
>>699306529
Of course it isn't, we addressed that the longsword doesn't even look like armoured sceptic's sword
>>699306315
>nice, i do HEMA
>fuck i jelly
trying to get into a local chapter atm, but they are full and don't have enough people who can train so have to wait for people to drop out or more trainers to be trained
she hasn't said anything so chances are shes busy in a flame war with whoever took the photos
either way its not good enough to fap to and she should work out abit maybe do some sit ups
>>699306771
yeah, i know that feel, i wanted to try it for years but it wasn't still a thing in my country yet
>also anyone has any information on this one? shit looks terrifying
>>699306909
thats what im sayin you cant neglect the core.
thats what happens when you fuck niggers i suppose *sigh*
>>699306909
at the very least some squatz
>>699304599
why censored
>>699300515
>>699301096
>>699301296
>>699301375
>>699301937
>>699302244
>>699302287
>>699302453
>>699302865
>>699303027
>>699303083
>>699303271
>>699303353
>>699303457
>>699303562
>>699303753
>>699303800
>>699304030
>>699304222
>>699304288
>>699304313
>>699304590
>>699304623
>>699304789
>>699305104
>>699305173
>>699305265
>>699306039
>>699306315
>>699306951
Im so wet right now. A-any more anons? I will try to post something myself.
>>699306909
but she's much skinier on her bids than what we see on these pics. If it's her then they should be old as fuck, looks very diferent on... well everything. I think it's not her
>>699304590
>>699305242
both harnesses are reproductions of mostly italian 16th C, in the Royal Armouries collection, Leeds.
I'm a little rusty on exact details but I *think* the one on the left is italian C 1510, with the great helm being a copy of the "Foot-Combat Helm of Sir Giles Capel", from the Metropolitan Museum of Art, NYC, which is an english armour piece.
the one on the right, I think is a copy of an example from about the same date in the Kunsthistoriches Rustkamer, Wien - but I'm possibly wrong on that one.
>>699307291
this one makes my lance rise
>>699306951
Greenwich field armour
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenwich_armour
Most greenwich was fully enclosed and made by nobles for tourneys, but the leg design on that marks it as field armour so it was made light enough to fight protracted battles in, and the gold patterning marks it as greenwich.
>they also outfitted most of the rich elements of henry the 8ths court and most of queen Elizabeth the 1sts court too
>>699307383
>>699307383
all that SWAG
>>699307329
nice, thanks for the info
I don't think that's Shoe. Her juggs are way bigger.
>>699307565
>dat horse
>so majestic
>so beautiful
Bump were there only 4 nudes released ?
>>699307282
Doesn't twitter ban nudes?
>>699307386
Nice. I could lick it.
>>699307515
Does anyone know lookalikes?
>>699307653
they are noble beasts
>>699307699
My tweets aren't down yet.
Those pics don't really look like her.
I'm diggin the armor though. Post more.
>>699307723
dem engravings
>>699307813
>>699307329
>>699307565
here's the Capel helm.
cant remember where I've stored the other photos, my historical arms and armour reference folder is over 100 gigs of PDFs, pics, and other documents.
>>699307723
>>699299737
>>699299561
>>699299440
>>699299289
>reddit revenge porn on the feminist hater
>everyone loves it instead.
This won't harm her, might even get her more followers.
>>699307312
chances are the nig thats plowing her doesnt own various swords, i could be wrong.
>armored septic
forgive me if i remain sceptical that they are not her.
in any case she has plenty of fanboys that will white knight for her. we will never have a straight answer.
>>699308098
>>699308276
>>699304599
Always that one cancerous faggot who doesn't know when to stop and takes it beyond the point where it stops being funny.
GTFO
>>699307902
that's etching, not engraving.
>>699308160
bro its almost 2017 nobody and i mean nobody gives a fuck about shitlord feminists and the chuckle fucks who battle them like autistic freedom fighters
>>699308350
>>699308049
would like to see a turnaround of that one
>also that's a fucking huge collection
>>699308380
This
>>699308455
>>699308455
I've seen that one in the flesh at leeds armory, leeds armory is tight as shit, if your a britbong into armour and haven't been, sort that shit out, its fantastic
Wow that looks nothing like her you autismal fucks
>>699307391
nice, thanks. Love the helmet on that one, it looks almost like a rapist pepe
>>699308188
>don't think they have swords
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZZW47ntEYI&t=13m55s
>current boyfriend literally owns multiple swords
>>699308350
I've looked at that harness in person - I never noticed one of the decorated silver details was also the biohazard symbol.
going to have to look at that again next time I'm in Paris doing work there.
>>699308386
didn't knew that word on english
Doesnt look anything like her
>>699308455
>>699308640
that's moghul, mughal?
All your armor's will never be as good as Holy Roman Empire armor.
>>699308505
its my job, not just a hobby, so, yeah, insanely huge collection
if you want a tonne of armour-porn, do a search for "Matthias Goll PHD Armour". Should give you links to Goll's PhD paper on the subject, which has an appendice of several thousand pieces of armour in museums worldwide.
>>699308987
>>699309050
that would be useful as fuck
>>699308733
ill take your word for it
>>699309050
>Matthias Goll PHD Armour
found it, thanks mate, i love armor, but also that will save me hours of looking for refs and comparing shit for my work
>>699309151
>>699308640
Im not britbong but Im curently residing in UK. Before I leave England I will definitly try to visit Leeds armory. There is so much to see in UK, but so little time :/
>>699308797
Engraving is cutting thin lines, carving into the metal. Etching is when its marked with acid - lets you do larger areas like that cuirass..
>>699309517
>>699309758
so, no response yet?
>>699310045
No, keep posting armor.
>>699299289
>>699299440
>>699299561
>>699299737
I really don't think that's Shoe. She's skinnier than that.
I'm gonna do some comparisons just in case.
>>699310192
alright
>also do you guys know any fantasy games with realistic/practical armor and weapons designs?
>not the witcher or darksouls
>>699310362
It's hardly her. But this other girl is fappable too.
>>699310540
>>699310692
that's fabulous
>>699299289
fuk u cunts
she's a normal human being, shes anti sjw attacking her is just dumb
>>699311063
Nobody is attacking, we just want answers.
some more proper technique before i leave
>>699311310
>>699308733
He owns multiple swords yes but that picture is not only a hell of allot cubbies than she is it also has much smaller tips and can easily be seen to be taller than her
>>699310558
Very true.
>>699311374
im leaving now guys, thanks for the armor thread
>>699299289
I am not sure, Shoe is looks thinner
>>699311529
10/10 full carboard plate master race
Bump
>>699303125
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTHAS!
>best armor ever/10
All you faggots have nothing on this armor.
>>699310481
Is this guy's name Justin?
>>699312023
This isn't even my final form buddy
>>699299737
Isn't that the sword from in the back of some of her videos?
>>699312023
>>699311529
>>699312145
10/10 would summon
Its obvious its real shoeonhead.
She dates that reddit tier armored skeptic guy
obviously he would have swords like that to make her pose like that. its so obvious to me.
>armored skeptic
>atheist
>swords
>used to make videos on jesus freaks and now jump on the 3rd wave feminism hatewagon.
>>699312145
>>699311529
Anyone have any videos or pictures on how to make these?
OP is quite the faggot today
if only we could have a good old fag drag
Superior Armor in all fiction.
>>699312653
I'm sure there are patterns you can print. Ask >>>/po/
She got a sword in the background
She just made a post, SPAM HER
https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/764566428955451392
>>699312653
Sorry but this is a sacred armor that can only be crafted by those who have been taught the ancient rituals of papercraft
>>699306696
and her tits are bigger......what i'm a guy after all
>>699312974
A sword, not the sword, I'm OP and I'm debunking this.
>>699312974
That´s a western sword, the one in the pics is a katana.
>>699313097
2 of the pics have European swords, but not a Zweihander, which is what I think is in the background of her vids.
>>699312974
not the same sword BUT she lives with armored skeptic who is a sword collector.
I believe this is her. too many things pointing to that, shes always been a little whore
>>699313074
Then teach me master.
>>699313080
I feel like you are not a guy.
Konnichiwa euroarmor fags
>>699313251
I see your point anon
>>699313096
No, I'm OP, and I'm rebunking this.
>>699312974
I don't know how to use Twitter, it all seems very gay. Keep us abreast of the situation anon.
>>699313489
Respond to OP and me, I'll prove I'm OP.
>>699313489
I'm actually the OP, and I'm derebunking this.
>>699299289
Is this boxy?
Again lets spam her so that she has to reply.
https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/764566428955451392
>>699308455
>horse armor
Thats so ridicules i cant belief it was a thing.
>Oh no a tank on 4 thin legs that have easy to cut tendons everywhere what should i do.
A single cut and this horse falls.
Being this acoustic.
Doesn't even look anything like her. It's like you all looked at the sword and went "Girl with sword, must be shoe0nhead"
>>699313627
Will do
>>699313735
No we think its Shoe0nhead, she looks like boxy though
>>699313907
It's boxxy she confirmed it on twitter
>>699314057
Lmao no
A perfect eutopia were every girl looks like boxxy
>>699299737
Sh0e got bigger tiddies
>>699299289
Does anyone have a picture of shoe without all that fucking eyeliner on? That would aid in the analysis
>>699313443
>can a longsword thrust through your armor ?
YES
>can a katana thrust through an european chest plate ?
NO
SHOTSFIREDgif.mov.wemb
Wasnt this completely debunked yesterday?
I don't believe that's her.
Shoe's body looks way leaner on her pictures. She has a very long neck, thin and long arms, a much more pronounced waistline...
The face is obviously similar but that also looks kinda fatter. And I don't remember her ever being fatter.
>>699314550
shouldnt have given the one pic that looks fat.
>>699314517
dat spin though
>>699314550
Shopped tweet
>are fuckers arguing about euro swords vs katanas?
They're both swords, chill out, they aren't very different when it gets down to it
Here's another.
>>699315074
nope, it's real
>>699315074
https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/764570670298648577
Its not her. Look at her twitter.
>>699310540
Mount & blade
Has pretty realistic medival combat and cool battles where you command your troops in realtime on the map.
The sequel will come out soon.
https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/764571734028582912
https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/764570670298648577
I feel like, even though Armoured Skeptic is a raging faggot, he might not be enough of a raging faggot to own a katana.
Owning a katana would change your sword collection to a 'sword' collection.
>>699315089
>Body is totally different
>Doesn't ask for proof pics
Confirmed faggot.
>>699315410
>Girl with sword isn't me
MAKE IT HAPPEN THEN BITCH, FUCK!!!
sorry to point this out but you guys a fucking retards. do a quick image search you'll land here.
http://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/684360672#p684380206
related image, its the nude femanons face. she looks nothing like her.
>>699315089
It's legit, the pics are not her.
Now only one question left, WHO IS IT?
>>699315317
>>699315269
Well apparently I don't know how to use Twitter because I can't see her reply unless you link to them.
>>699315616
https://twitter.com/thejezusman/status/764572421328437248
>>699315577
great reaction pic
>>699315562
Are you new or just retarded? No-one actually believes they are real. We're using that as a ruse to ask for proof pics. Then we use those pics for more. Then we use those for a webm. Then we ruin their life.
>>699315562
We saw that yesterday, it doesn't really debunk. Her boyfriend is Canadian he might have posted it
>>699314517
Katanas are good swords, they are cutting weapons designed to be used against light armor.
>HURR DURR WESTERN SWORDS ARE BETTER
They might be, who cares.
>>699315410
Link to this tweet?
>>699315461
Eyyy i found you guys again, i was the guy that posted the pics in the original thread.
Is Shoe0nHead and Boxxy the same person?
these actually work???
>>699315996
Lel tell her
>>699315810
they are
INTERNETARGUMENT WON
>>699315810
Weeb detected. But seriously you can't compare the two because they're good at different things. The main difference is that a katana would shatter receiving a standard blow from a longsword. It would also not penetrate western armour whilst the opposite would be true.
>>699316103
>I wouldn't care if they were real
post real ones then bitch
>>699316103
It was the boxxy fag that posted them.
>>699315747
kek, they look nothing alike but they are from Canada. nice logic.
>>699316103
If she doesn't care she should post some real ones.
>>699316240
He goes apeshit if you post shoe in his daily thread. He is the culprit b
>>699303128
>>699315747
>>699315734
you trolls are so weak you wouldn't even be used for a newbie quest
>>699316103
Yes, sh0e, now recreate those photos to show us how wrong we all were. That'll show us.
>>699316181
>Weeb detected
Not really im a fan of western swords
>But seriously you can't compare the two because they're good at different things
Thats my point
>a katana would shatter receiving a standard blow from a longsword
It wouldnt, katanas were used without shields, if they would shatter this easily they would not have been used to block.
>It would also not penetrate western armour
Nothing but a war arrow fired from a war bow at close distance or a bolt from a crossbow can penetrate western armour.
Even western swords cant penetrate western armour, thats the reason why the armour was worn by very very very rich people.
>>699316545
Are you actually retarded? Or just mad because you thought you were being a clever boy? Seriously though we're using those pics for more because even if she denies it, as long as a large number believe then it may as well be true.
>>699315810
>>699316181
And any fucking sword would lose to a fucking tank so shut your fucking trap and get the fuck out
>>699316722
This man gets it. >>699316181 here. Fuck you weebs and fuck armour, we have tanks.
>>699316722
>implying my glorious demon katana made by 10000x folded nippon steel wouldnt cut right through a tank
>>699302865
that's fucking beautiful, man
>>699316721
or, you know. seen as she doesn't have a belly button piercing and no scare from one that can be used as proof.
also, see pic and link. sorry for your but hurt.
Someone has to screencap this whole thread, possibly add the first one, if you can get a screencap, with a compilation of some of the tweets from Shoe and Skeptic, I want to remember this.
>>699317068
No butthurt here friend. But I have a feeling you don't speak english as your first language because I don't think you understand what I'm saying. Mexican? Chinese? French? German? 1/16th Native American?
>>699316103
>>699315996
>>699315410
Now tell her /b/ demands nudes.
>>699316070
Only if you maintain an erection.
I wonder if Shoe is gonna make a video on this.
>Probably not.
>>699314550
>>699315089
>>699315410
>>699316103
Ask her a pic of her body with underwear or something like nothing sexual so she can confirm her body doesn't look like that.
ITT people who have never heard of shoe before and dont know shes a regular on /b/ your jedi mind tricks wont work on her but she thanks you for the attention
>>699317445
ah sorry you must be a bit low, i'll
>Are you actually retarded?
nope, had a few beers and ready for bed.
> Or just mad because you thought you were being a clever boy?
nope, just pointing out how moronic it is seen as there is proof its not her.
> even if she denies it, as long as a large number believe then it may as well be true.
unless they post the face pic or link... its kind of weak really.
> But I have a feeling you don't speak english as your first language
see comment about beer and lack of sleep.
that a bit clearer for you?
>>699318205
Will do.
>>699317445
also, even if you did get nudes of her, please see pic
>>699318635
>>699318205
wow... you must be really desperate.
"please oh please pitty us and take this pic! we have never felt the touch of a woman or see a boob in real life!"
>>699318682
What did you say that I don't your face to be in my head and the rest of the day before my alarm.
>>699318682
Ask her how she can live with herself after fucking nigger.
>>699318237
this
Sh0e is pretty cool.
>>699318682
damn, she just threw that other chick under the bus. i thought women were all supposed to be nice to each other?
>>699318237
>shes a regular on /b/
>fucks nigs
choose
i have a feeling they're fake and it's just someone who looks similar and just bought a sword to fuck with her
>>699319964
women don't really like eachother irl
>>699320261
It was boxy, that scheming cunt
That's not her in the pictures. She's skinnier and it's not the same sword as in the one from the videos.
>>699300514
Yes
