Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
rynogt4
>>699291054
>DJ Rap
Hooooooly shit, I've heard she is still making some oldschool jungle live sets. She is fucking good.
And yeah that was me.
I HAVE AN UNHEALTHY FIXATION ON LETTUCE
>my girlfriendfu we haven't got married yet
>>699291257
Yeah dude. the party is oldschool as fuck Not even releasing the location tell the day b4. So many crazy ppl are going. Gonna be nuts.
Im heading to berlin in october to say with my buddy who is a DJ producer on Drumcode label.
>>699291298
Clever
You can still "switch" without it being heresy.
You could call it "breaking up" with her
>>699291298
>Getting married
Zozzled.
>We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish >bowl, year after year,
>Running over the same old ground.
>What have we found?
>The same old fears.
>people playing Warframe on their WalMart modems with 300+ ping
Bet they are on a laptop too. Fucking shitters.
>>699291298
ok?
>>699291423
Damn that's really cool, I wish I could have enough money to afford to go to such parties like this.
>>699291584
>when you forgot your image
I JUST FINISHED A WHOLE HEAD OF LETTUCE
>>699291446
when we're married she'll be a waifu
>"Prinz"
>>699291298
So is she a gffu or a gfu?
>>699291423
>Going to parties
Why?
>>699291584
>>699291638
Hello IETomoko
>>699291740
That's probably very bad for your health.
>>699291638
But anon-kun
Laptops are better than desktops
>>699291914
But lettuce is a vegetable.
Iceberg lettuce is okat
>>699291993
Wanna erp?
>>699291638
Wanna erp?
>>699291993
You're going to be shitting green.
QOTT: whats your favorite type of lettuce?
>>699292140
Wanna Erp?
>>699291595
I realistically can't afford it. I'm getting guest listed other wise i wouldn't go. Even then i'am kinda on the fence about it.
There's a couple other promoters that are suppose to being going from Minneapolis. If they don't go im prob not. Also if its too far from where i live, thats gonna factor into my decision. I wish they would of booked surgeon. Maybe some more banging techno guys.
You ever hear of Misstress barbara?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4XAWZBKBUs
I was at this festival. I used to go to Detroit every year.
>>699292220
>>699292222
>>699291993
> Vitamin A 533%
Yeah its bad for you.
>>699292241
sure bb
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
Calamity-masu'd
>>699292252
Aw then you're lucky but that's kinda risky anyway due to the distance between your town and the town where all this party will start. And yeah would be good if they could add more techno artists. Also that shit is lovely, never heard of her though.
Did you hear of Chicago Skyway? His sets are fucking 10/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUtbzb4aawc
>>699292478
You begin.
(；一_一)
(ㆀ˘･з･˘)
m(_ _;)m
(´-﹏-`；)
Σ(´∀｀；)
(´ . .̫ . `)
>>699292879
I see you fully clothed, standing in the classroom.I jizz in my pants.
THE END
>>699292984
Wow..................
>>699292290
I'll become a mutant from my excessive intake in lettuce and join the X-Men.
Right now I'm eating another head
here
>>699293471
S-mug
>>699292879
Sounds dope
I know you like acid.
Check out this dude one of my really good friends he's awesome. He's a promoter too.https://soundcloud.com/centrific
>>699293224
>It's hot.
>>699293471
Hey SmugMug Tomoko.What's up?I'm just watching this guy >>699293345
talk about eating 1000% his daily Vitamin A
>>699291298
Rose.
claim
>>699293569
Gonna follow that dude for sure.
And yeah, I love Acid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTaY1j9WyDU
Doll claimed.
>>699291560
I love Wish you were here.
>>699293627
Your hot
>>699293345
and anotha one
>>699293709
Hey Esdeath
>>699293522
yes
>>699293685
nothing much automatic Israeli rifle that is also a cat girl. thats a lot of vitamin A
>>699293877
hey whats up with you?
>>699293920
Actually galil is a fox
These threads have really gone down the shitter.
>>699293627
>you'll be fine
>>699293729
>better than rem
>>699294133
Nothing much.
>>699294139
This is true
>>699293920
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t-hFxiICo8c
>>699294576
I know these threads are FUCKING SHIT, but you are not making them any better.
I mean, it was cool and all, people were discussing things, sharing music, now every old anon is lurking or just claiming because those threads are filled with cancer like you.
/waifu/ was never great
but now is really at it wit's end
this what you were looking for?
>>699294591
Can i cum on u anon?
>>699294591
>>>/global/rules/2
>>699294139
thats the joke
>>699294717
its ok
>>699291250
I feel like I know this guy. I swear to go I used to know him personally from the past. Does anyone have his name?
>>699295080
Can u send me noods?
>>699295130
No.
>>699295130
Suki zadnitsu grebanyy pedik ne delayut menya poshel na khuy vverkh, kak ya trakhal tvoyu mamu vverkh mudak ty ye
>>699295291
Y not tho
>>699295328
Wot
>>699295019
Ryan Burton
>>699295380
Suki zadnitsu grebanyy pedik ne delayut menya poshel na khuy vverkh, kak ya trakhal tvoyu mamu vverkh mudak ty ye
>>699295329
Because I said no.
>>699294889
wew
>>699294717
cool shootin any guns?
Good morning! How are you all?
>>699295380
Glupyy grebanyy Yevropeyskiy rogonosets ne mogu chitat' slavnuyu mat'
>>699295460
Prety pls i need a qtpi virjin bf
>>699295469
Nah, its raining here.
>>699295565
Morgen. I'm fine, watching some anime. And you?
>>699295714
You can find those other places.
>>699295732
Playing League at 4 in the morning
>hopefully no one feeds
>>699293729
I like her she goes into my freindfus with yuno and seryu
>>699295717
same here
>love it when it rains hate sunny days
>>699295847
What lanes do ya usually play?
>>699295864
I prefer lightly cloudy so the sun isn't super bright, because rain makes the next day humid and humid+90 degree heat fucking SUCKS.Plus rain gets in the way of a lot of things and means I can't go shooting.
>>699296034
Pls b my qtpi virgin bf im a cute grill
>>699296237
I already said you can find them other places. I already have Shiro.
>>699293741
I think that Wish You Were Here is one of the more depressed albums of Pink Floyd. Just like The Final Cut
If this post ends in a 5, you must post an image of your Waifu eating fruit, tell what her favorite fruit is, and explain why its her favorite.
>>699295469
show me sum wew
>>699296237
Ubiraysya ty chertovski glupo rogonosets
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
E-1 c is going to drive me insane.
>>699296387
Waifu Machine, you're better than this.
>>699296370
>Pink Floyd
>Not Pink Guy
Shit tier music taste
>>699296186
I always love rain and storms. It used to mean we didnt have to clean that day or do anything outside
>>699296547
Fruit is healthy, you fuck.
>>699296432
3 more kills to finish E-3, easy having double BBHime on preboss aswell is kinda silly but whatever.
I still need to farm for Aquila and Nimu anyways, atleast I got myself an Arashi though.
>>699296432
Can u b my qtpi virgin bf
I'm a cute girl
I've only been up for an hour or so and I'm already hungry. I put out some hot dogs to thaw, but drinking anything isn't satisfying my hunger. Whatever, I think I can wait for a bit longer.
>>699296390
shower scene?
>>699296715
>"muh froot"
1000% LETTUCE
>>699296891
>freezing hotdogs
>not just refrigerating them
>>699296715
Eh.
>>699296715
I meant you're better than not getting the get you tried to get.
Also lettuce guy is eating 1000% of his daily Vitamin A.
>>699297292
Romane lettuce?
Better not be iceberg.
Hey guys. I'm back
having a great day what about you /waifu/?
>>699297535
I finished Spider-Man 3 just a bit ago, so that's a thing.
>>699297422
Both.
One head of romane and one head of iceberg
>>699297535
just started up xcom again
>>699297162
Normally I''d have some in the fridge, but I've been trying to empty out my freezer recently and that was one of the things I found in there.
>>699296923
fair enough
>>699297535
My days meh.
>>699297422
I don't fucking know man.
>>699296923
Pretty WEW, but show us more.
>>699297022
You're literally going to turn orange dude.Your bones and eyes will weaken and your skin, hair and the whites of your eyes will be orange.
>>699297535
I finished up Kiniro Mosaic yesterday, now watching the second season, so I'm fine. Heading to the store quite soon.
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>699296817
>+30 s clears trying to get Akitsushima
Should have expected this, its a rare drop afterall.
Only thing i have gotten out of this is Mizuho and some random ships for modernizations.
>>699297700
oh cool. It's getting a lot of hate on the internet.
Whats your opinion about it?
>I liked it
>>699297791
>what else is new
well you are having a good day then so good job
>>699297844
>sorry for leaving you again Galil
what did you think of watchmen?
>>699297916
nice choice, its pretty amazing isnt it?
what are you getting at the store?
>>699297983
M'Zuho.
So far I've gotten Hagikaze, Arashi and 2 Hachis,
that's all the "rare" I got.
>>699298053
i could go for some good food
>>699298053
I liked it more than the second one.
Next, I guess I'll watch The Amazing Spider-Man.
I'll probably watch the new one that they set up in Civil War, but I have not seen Civil War.
>>699298053
It's a 6/10 for me, at least the first season. Pretty okay show. I'm just getting a bunch of food at the store really.
>>699297839
wew
>>699297844
kk
>>699296370
Yeah Wish You Were Here is great for just relaxing to because of that, I find it more chill than depressing myself.
>>699296387
I'm not even sure my waifu eats, let alone has a favourite fruit.
>>699296891
Nothing you can just stick in a microwave?
>>699296715
Tastes good too.
>>699298403
I can't wait until non-shitty oranges are in season.
>>699298180
Good food is pretty good
What are thinking of getting?
>>699298242
You did? The second one was the best in my opinion
>I hated the amazing spiderman
I guess it has Emma stone so that's a thing
>>699298265
Well tbh all slice of life is like that for me. I just think the show is really cute
>>699298053
Its good.It makes you think
>>699298331
I wew'd, lad.
>>699298543
nothing i dont have money
Slice of life = animated reality tv
>>699298543
It is quite cute. Non Non Biyori is a slice of life, but I gave that a 10/10 because of how special it is to me. 6/10 is my average score for anime, but I've watched some that have that special spark of excellence, which is generally what I look for in a show, like Barakamon, Usagi Drop, K-On and of course Non Non.
Dio-sama...
Did you guys know that Dio Brando could've had a cute imouto? The baby died in the womb after Dio's father, Dario Brando, had beaten his wife a bit too hard and they never got to know if it would've been a boy or a girl.
Just think about it if Dio a cute then Dio's little sister would've been a cute too, but if it would've been a little brother then Dio would've been this kid's big bro aniki.
>>699298844
Wow, I did not know that.
>>699298955
Dio is not a cute
He is a beautiful
>>699298543
I'm a bigger fan of DC Comics than Marvel Comics. I thought Batman V Superman got more hate than it deserved. Upon hearing about the Deadpool movie, I expected it to be a meme. After talking to some people, I got higher expectations for it, which were met and surpassed. It was a great movie. I don't see Avengers as anything that special.
I don't plan on seeing Suicide Squad. I want to see Dr. Strange, and am really looking forward to the Justice League movie next year.
That's all my capeshit for now.
cufk tish sips
>>699299252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6UYz2eNoS8
>>699298730
>Makes you think
Really? In what way
That a super human with the power of radiation can drop a nuke on new York at any time he wants?
>>699298828
So you're just gonna starve?
Don't you just have some food available
>>699298926
I remember you recommending me that shit, still on my to watch list.
Why was it so special for you?
>>699299218
>You are me
No but really I have nothing more to add. You are exactly me
I guess I can ask what you thought of the Christopher Nolan batman series
>>699299458
i do but i dont want to eat that stuff
>>699299458
Didn't see Batman Begins.
Only saw half of The Dark Knight.
The Dark Knight Rises was a big movie for me.
>>699299632
For you?
>>699298403
Refer to >>699297802.
>>699298955
But if that child lived, would they have become good or evil?
>>699299458
About like, morality and stuff man.
>>699299632
I laft
>>699299458
I think everything about it is perfect, but if I had to strip it down and pick a favorite thing, it'd most likely be the soundtrack. It sets everything about what's important in the show to me into place so well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFX-rdil-08
>>699300162
Picture.
>>699299164
In the end it's still a cute.
>>699299723
Dio's belief were only slightly based on his father's, he hated his father for being a dick and he hated his mother for giving to the poor everything they had, but they were also part of the poor, if they were rich he would've slightly admired his mother for giving to the poor. In other words, Dio was just naturally "evil" so his little sister or brother could've been anything, really.
>>699299604
Spoiled?
You can always beg
>>699299632
Kek, well memed friend.
I must say, you have to watch all three man. Begins is a really amazing set up and the dark knight was literally the best ever
>Heath ledger man
>>699299739
Kek, I guess I can agree with you
However it wouldn't be the first thing I'd think off when talking about the movie
>>699300162
I guess I need to see it to believe it right?
>That music
Love it
>>699300346
no ill just sit here until i get really hungry
>>699298539
As boring as it sounds I'm a real big fan of apples.
>>699299252
leoHl uiMg
>>699299723
Ah I see, having a clear out then. Better than throwing it out.
>>699300346
My words couldn't possibly do the show enough honor, you must see it to believe it.
>>699300346
I'll always see I as a movie about moral issues and the inherent grayness of morality and humanity.
>>699300521
Nigga are you retarded?
>>699299632
Theres one thing about that movie that always confuses me
>>699300864
>Theres one thing about that movie that always confuses me
Why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?
>>699299515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf-RoS2ga_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAkekQkJb5E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-_GWUw8LwM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmqp6XRzIOc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWK5CXS5h5s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI8PFmznGgo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jjzrWNC6z0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_2XZlfZt58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAYw_7OOQVk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcZJoXyq0c8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a18Jc5MCAGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZo67y8_ZVY
>>699300952
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BdAUvAXCUW8
>>699301010
Why
>>699300691
Hi Doll
>>699301156
>Filthy Frank
Nope.
>>699301272
I'M GAY
>>699300521
I guess that's something
But then what? Still nothing to eat and no money
>>699300722
Well thanks for the recommendation
How are you holding ?
>>699300864
>Edge
I don't think this is possible for all movies
>>699300864
no just not that hungry.
>>699301417
i just dont want to eat cheerios again
>>699301417
I'm fine, just digging into more second season of Kiniro Mosaic until I have to go to the store, which I really don't want to do. Sorry if I seemed a bit emotional or something there, I just feel very strongly about Non Non Biyori.
>>699301272
What's up?
>>699301367
Your filenames really intrigue me.
All I have been doing for the past thirteen hours is watching shitty buzzfeed videos
Is there any hope for me left?
>>699302057
Oh god. As long as you have your waifu, you should always have hope.
>>699302026
Finally, someone mentions the filenames.
This one is probably my favorite.
>>699302057
you can redeem yourself by watching some papa edups
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzqCrzVIJCY
>Playing League
>Prays that none of my teammates will feed
>Wish granted
>I feed
Goddamn I suck
>>699301367
>He doesn't enjoy some good old Francis Of The Filth on the side
What are you, a pleb?Maybe this is more your speed
>>>/wsg/1239738
>>699301417
Well of course not.Watchmen specifically is made for that.If I watch Paul Blart I'm not going to be thinking about morality.
Also The 5th Wave triggered me so hard I stopped watching it like 15 minutes in.
>>699302026
Nothing much
>>699301410
Meme
>>699302276
It's okay, deep down we all suck, except for me since I'm Dio but that doesn't count.
Evening waifu.
Is Esdeath here?
>>699302473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JjO3ohDC3o
Memes
>>699301879
>Not wanting to eat cheerios
You have a problem dude
>>699301929
It's fine dude I like it if you're passionate about shit
>>699302276
Kek. Git gud fag
>>699302430
Just googled it, looks horrible why even start it
>Did the triggering happen because of guns?
>>699302504
Thanks Dio. I feel better now.
>>699296034
Sorry for the late reply. Because my ranked team needs one after our ADC moved to Mid, I'm practising as the new ADC, and I'm substitute for Top sometimes.
>>699302813
I know ;-;
Miho claimed
>>699302813
I was told it was good
>Yes, someone said that a 1911 was a ".45 Colt" and they flicked it around and said "Safety on, safety off"
>>699302504
Good Lord! It's Dio! Haven't seen you around for a while. What's up?
>>699302813
I like the life cereal more
>>699302057
That depends, could you believe number 8?
>>699302260
It's a pretty good one, the images as well are real odd. Where'd you get them?
>>699302276
It's the worst when you realise you're fucking the team over.
>>699302473
Ah fair enough. Good way to spend a Saturday.
>>699302545
Hey Chara, he was earlier.
>>699303035
Heya Miho.
>>699302896
Its fine. I've been playing mostly ADC recently.
>kennen hybird kicks ass bot, try it sometime
>>699303084
Forgot pic
>>699303232
I wish the wew never ended
>>699302896
Dio is always here for everyone.
>>699303106
I was playing starbound all day for a few days but then I blue screened and my save file got corrupted, so did all my backups for some reason and I uninstalled starbound. Now I bought Albion Online wich is like runescape but instead of everything feeling like a pain after playing for a while, everything already feels like a pain to do just slightly after starting. I'm still going to play a shitton of it though.
>>699302896
It's okay, I forgive you
What elo are you?
>>699303084
That man is not your friend
>Kek that's pretty cringy even for me
>>699303119
Then why even have cheerios?
>>699303141
Phew, good. I felt a sudden surge of... productivity.
I'm currently writing a small story with Esdeaths fucked up mental issues as the main plot.
You know he stalked a girl once?
Ya, I'm writing a story that's from the girls perspective. In hindsight. With... maybe more severe consequences than the actual deal.
>>699303395
Since you have nothing else to do, right? Starbound is nice though... for a while
>>699303141
I found the first one (The Waifu Machine.jpg) by googling 'The Universe Machine' and finding a good image. I find the rest by googling things like 'Universe Machine Love Power' or 'Hoping Universes God Spirit' or stuff like that, and a lot of the time the images I download are from some weird conspiracy theory website that's all about joining The 4th Order of Satan's Blood under the Gray Twilight or shit like that, but I think Orion's Arm would have good stuff.
>>699303141
It's worse when you realise you're getting your heavy ass carried
>and even worse when they know you're weighing them down, but they're nice about it
>and even more so when one of them intentionally feeds for me so that my score wouldn't look so bad
>>699303179
Alright, I'll try that sometimes
>>699303487
I dropped to Bronze 4
>I haven't been playing very efficiently
>>699303490
I was running out of things to do, I was in the middle of getting a crew of 12 female florans because floran is the starbound master race and I wanted a lot of plant puss on my ship and after that I guess I would've built a few houses and gotten a few people to live in these houses and then I would've stopped.
>>699303487
It was my sister.
>1911's don't have manual safeties, they have grip safeties
Now I'm watching The Last Castle, which is one of my favorites.
>>699303490
That's pretty weird
>Chararoll
>>699303487
my grandmother likes them
>>699303589
It looks nice tbh.
>>699303752
>Floral master race
My man!
Oh yeah, I just remembered. You could buy Disgaea PC on Steam. It seems like the perfect timewaste. You can grind from level 1 to level 9999 and even more.
Damage goes into the billions. Seems like the perfect thing for someone who's bored.
>Like me, I grinded about 40 hours in Disgaea 5 for PS4
>>699303797
It is. But I'm bored and Esdeaths mental issues are a good plot tbh.
>>699303676
If it makes you feel any better I fell from plat 5 to gold 4
Which sucked dick
Who is your main?
>>699303797
Ow I'm sorry then
>For you that is
>That kinda explains it but it was cringy saying it was off anyway
>Why wouldn't they do their research
It looks decent enough, why do you like it so much?
>>699303798
Oh. I get it
Thought you lived on your own my bad
Anyhow whats up man?
>>699294718
Thanks for the pasta sperglord
>>699304093
I think I'm just going to be playing Albion, I wasted 40CA$ on that shit.
>>699304310
No problem Elitist
>>699304093
I think I'm just going to play Albion, I wasted 40CA$ on it anyway.
>>699304260
My main is usually Viktor, but because I need practice as ADC I play Lucian, Jhin and Ezreal.
>My deepest sympathies
>>699304093
>Waifu Machine - I Will Protect You. I Promise That, Even This Deep in The Void, The Abominations of Crazed Suffering Will Not Bring an End to The Sparkling of Your Life.jpg is too long of a file name
Well now what do I do?
The singer in White Stripe is married to his sister
What a fucking degenerate
>>699304260
just playing some xcom. you?
>>699304260
Its just really good.Everything about it is good.
>>699304680
Try getting rid of "I Will Protect You"
>>699304413
I know these threads are FUCKING SHIT, but you are not making them any better.
I mean, it was cool and all, people were discussing things, sharing music, now every old anon is lurking or just claiming because those threads are filled with cancer like you.
/waifu/ was never great
but now is really at it wit's end
this what you were looking for?
Slow reply = tired reply.
>>699300318
If the sibling turned out evil, would they pair up with Dio or would they do their things alone?
>>699300691
Yep. I want to make some chili dogs since I haven't had them in a while.
>>699304768
Dio could've had a little sister if his father didn't beat the shit out of Dio's mother too hard. I bet you would've shipped em you incest loving fuck.
>>699304680
>WaifuMachine-I'll protect you. I promise that, even this deep in the void the abominations of crazed suffering wont bring an end to your sparkling life.
Think that's a bit shorter. Maybe it's short enough?
Also, is anyone interested in the story I've half finished writing?
aka "The Girl stalked by esdeath" story?
I know these threads are FUCKING SHIT, but you are not making them any better.
I mean, it was cool and all, people were discussing things, sharing music, now every old anon is lurking or just claiming because those threads are filled with cancer like you.
/waifu/ was never great
but now is really at it wit's end
this what you were looking for?
>>699304925
>>699305001
I hate people wo call themselves shitposter just for the sake of being a shitposter, like Mi liu, Chen and other irrelevant posters, they treat it like a fashion statement kinda like people who wear veteran uniforms for attention.
Mean while it took me 8 months to earn the status of a shitposter, 8 MONTHS! do you realize how angry it makes me to see newfags calling themselves shitposter while I have spent most of my recent life actually shitposting and making a name for myself? It makes me clench my teeth in anger.
FUCK OFF YOU AREN'T A SHITPOSTER, YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER CIRCLE JERKER JUST LIKE THEM AND AN INSULT TO SHITPOSTERY.
