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Pull out your tin foil hats.
What is your favorite conspiracy?
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>>699284868
Nothing wrong with a bunch of dead kikes
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>>699284868
Anyone about how cern is opening portals to other dimensions/hell, and how cern is soley responsible for global warming. Flat earth theory is also funny as hell, so is anyone about life on the moon
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>>699284868
Today all those people would be long dead anyway.
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The Titanic didnt sink, it was the Brittanic and it was a massive insurance scam gone wrong. There were ships waiting for survivors, but they went off course and could see the flares from the "Titanic"
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>>699284868
You're on the right track, OP. But the real reason the Titanic was sunk wasn't to kill these people, but instead to kill Leo DiCaprio. These three were just collateral damage.
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>>699284868
A dude in a cave on the other side of the world single-handedly orchestrated multiple aircraft hijackings that killed about 3000 americans, and then he a was killed in a secret raid and his body was thrown into the ocean
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these 3 are alive today living off the blood of goy childrens
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>>699286644
>You're on the right track, OP. But the real reason the Titanic was sunk wasn't to kill these people, but instead to kill Leo DiCaprio. These three were just collateral damage.
dubs have been checked and have spoken truth
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>>699284868
I'm starting to buy into the whole jews are evil and controlling us memes. Was Google searching owners of businesses, especially in the entertainment industry last night and doing pic related when I kept seeing the word jew pop up. It's just a meme right guys?
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>>699284868
>looks up old faggots
>all died on titanic
>jp morgan funded the titanic
>jp morgan didnt board the ship at the last minute
>federal reserve comes into power a year later
What the fuck
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''the zodiac killer'' never existed
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>>699286596
If there were ships waiting for the survivors why didn't they even have enough lifeboats?
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>>699289338
To ensure a little chaos for believability
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>>699284868
that donald trump wont release his tax returns because he donated a bunch of money to nambla.
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>>699284868
That obama was a defense lawyer for ACORN
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>>699284868
that chicago deep dish pizza isn't really pizza.
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>>699289463
I'm sure the public wouldn't be that hard to fool. I think one of the most expensive ships in the world sinking would be chaos enough.
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>>699284868
Bigfoot is GAY!
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>>699284868
JFK was assassinated in a joint effort between the mafia and the CIA for the disaster at the Bay of Pigs. Oswald was innocent.
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>>699284868
aliens living under denver airport
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>>699289846
Public no. Insurance and history critics yes.
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>>699284868
Not the Titanic bullshit because any large cruise ship full of rich assholes would have bowled a strike and no captain would commit sudoku by icy death.

OP forgets there were MANY deniable assassination options at the time which wouldn't cost an ocean liner and WOULD ensure their target died. Anarchist bagged many officials and on US President, McKinley.
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>>699286096
Or that the moon is a hologram.
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>>699288001
Finally someone figured it out. Theres no way he could be real. Theres no way i could have done all of that.
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>>699290126
if that's true then where does cheese come from?

checkmate.
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>>699289948
It wasn't a joint effort. JFK used the mob and then dropped them. If it wasn't a lone gunman job, it was certainly his former mob associates seeking revenge.
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>>699290099
Do you not understand what a conspiracy is?
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>>699290083
So they did it it for a $5M on a $7.5M ship?
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>>699284868

https://soundcloud.com/catilluminati/boxes-are-forever
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>>699290304
Fyck
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>>699290442
yes.. WAKE UP AND GET INFORMED, FAGGOT!!
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>>699290442
The titanic movies ALONE make it worth it.
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>>699286659
this. it's so obvious 9/11 was an inside job
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>>699289814
This is true, though
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>>699290828
yea, sure. Where'd you hear that? infowars.com?
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>>699284868
"In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth."
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>>699290272
It is easily possible. Do you know how much of the population is psychopathic compared with strange disappearances and suspicious suicides and you will understand how easy and common murder is. There are so many serial killers out there, its the arrogant ones that get caught the others don't.
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>>699289939
I knew it
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>>699290099
>Anarchist
That's what they told you. Like Lee Harvey Oswald was a communist. If either of those assassinations were to happen today, the perpetrators would be declared Muslim extremists. If they were to happen in "1984", they would be followers of Emmanuel Goldstein.
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>>699291387
it goes straight to top
be careful you know too much already
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>>699288001
Lyin' Ted.
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>>699291669
*lion ted. like from the wizard of oz, idiot.
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>>699286596
It was the Olympic not the Britanic. Loving that you know the theory though.
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>>699286659
9/11 the way they tell it defies so many laws of physics!!
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Queen Elizabeth had Princess Diana assassinated as she threatened the royal bloodline by fucking a muslim.
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>>699291248
kek. he was making a joke. read the last sentence
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>>699284868
Easiest way to kill 3 people is to sink the most expensive ship in the world instead of, say, sending them on a fishing trip that drifted off to sea.
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What is /b/'s opinion on David Icke. I thimk he has some good shit to say but then blows all his credibility by saying the global elite are shape shifting lizard aliens!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XesDygYTmWo
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>>699284868
Hillary payed Trump to run so he would look and idiot so she could be voted in
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>>699292276
I'll take alibis for $100 alex.
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None dare call it conspiracy.
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>>699289714
Is this what you were talking about
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>>699292905
that's not a conspiracy theory. that's just reality.
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>>699292905
Hillary is meg. Kek
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>>699286659
No, obama is still here. He is going to return as the leader of isis, which is why he didnt help eradicate them
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>>699287310

It's a meme, but it's still true.
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>>699284868

Syrian refugees are really just trying to invade Europe.
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>>699286659
And had a better data rate connection than most streaming sites.....
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>>699284868
Biggie smalls predicted 9/11. Was killed by the government
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Haarp
Chemtrails
Gmos
Floride in the water
NSA spying on you
Depopulation
9/11
Queen of england is german
Fema camps
Isis funded by CIA
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>>699293820
he's actually talking about a car bomb that got set off outside the world trade centre in 1993
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Astronauts refuse to swear to the bible that they landed on the moon. But why?
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>>699294012
>Queen of England is German
I could see that
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>>699294195
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saxe-Coburg_and_Gotha
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>>699290321
No, the CIA whacked him because he was working with Khrushchev to ease hostilities between the US and USSR. If the cold war ended, the CIA's influence over the US government would dissipate. Kennedy needed to die in order to preserve the CIA's power.

Remember that the VP in the 80's was a CIA director who then went on to become president himself. Then after Clinton happened, that same CIA director's son became president.
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>>699294107
Lyin' Ted.
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>>699294558
*lion ted.
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>>699288001
Nice try ted cruz
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>>699291599
>dub dubs of truth
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>>699294155
Because they didn't
36000 cubic feet of compressed air required for a human to breath for 6 days...
So for 3 humans for half that time in a command module on the way back where did they store that amount of air?
50000 cubic feet of compressed air is the size is the size of a decent rv.
And no they didn't have any rebreathe tech in 1969...
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>>699294317
Hess family right?
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>>699284868
911
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>>699295225
tfw no jimmypeppercock
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>>699295497
You're assuming the air was compressed whole and cycled.
78% of air is nitrogen They only needed to compress oxygen to add to the air, so to replicate normal atmosphere they'd only need 10,000 cubic feet of oxygen, and that could probably be cut considerablyfor low-activity life support.
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God is not, like all current religions practice an 'external force'. It is actually something internal. But current religions don't want you to discover that, so they preach the opposite. And for what? money/power...

"Know Thyself"
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>>699296892
Oh come on thats not a conspiracy. Every psychologist knows this. It is to the populace on this site, but theyre not well known for being able to think outside of the box, or well, think.
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>>699293094
>obama
>9/11
???
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>>699297600
Just trying to open more minds, bro. You never know who reads it
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>>699296548
10,000 cubic feet of oxygen?
For the flight home they had
655 cu ft and later on 218 cu ft in the escape pod
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>>699287360
You know there is a reason why conspiracy theories exist.

I mean it is hilarious when you find out that when the WTC was build they had to offer the government also plans on how to demolish the building once it becomes obsolet.
This was mandatory back then, but the problem was never has a building that size been demolished before.
So they did not know what to do.
Then they got apparently wink of those mininukes and that nukes embed in solid stone create bubble in it of hot molten stone.
so essentialy they they told the office the plan would be to embed mininukes below the pilars of the building into the stone.
If the building had to be demolished they would set of the nukes creating the hot bubbles in the stone.
Depth wise the bubbles would bare touch the support pillars, super heating them and allowing the building to crash in itself.

When I read that for the first time I really was baffled at the insanity of such shit.
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>>699298139
I know. Im just too disillusioned to believe anyone on this site is capable of being guided in any sort of way.
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>>699298379
The thing with conspiracy theories is that theyre speculation, which by itself is fine, but then stupid people get to try too and the results are... medically fascinating to say the least.
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Honestly for me the holocaust hoax conspiracy and the government hiding aliens. Just because if you really look at the facts with the holocaust it doesn't add up at all with the supposed figures for the deaths and the non-existence of mass graves or any sort of remains. And I just think the government is way to secretive about possible alien encounters that there has to be something big that they're keeping from us.
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The Holocaust DID happen
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>>699294107
>car bomb that got set off outside the world trade centre in 1993

this was a failed attempt to start a war (invade) against iraq. not enough people perished so there was not enough outrage from the people to attack iraq.

in October 2000, Saddam Hussein wanted to use Euro instead of the US dollar for payments for its oil.

September 2001, 9/11 happened.

2003, US invaded Iraq.

it's all about the money boys.

and i'm pretty sure the US right now is setting up the Philippines as the battleground for a mock war between China and the US.
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>>699299300
>Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory

I laughed my tinfoil manlet ass off.

Also
tfw im enlightened deep

Why is Multiverse Theory and Faked History that far down? Those are far more feasible than ted cruz being the zodiac killer.
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>>699299344
Get out, kike
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>>699298495
True, man. I guess i'm just guessing on the 0.01%
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>>699284868
That's absurd.
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Biggie Smalls faked his death to ghost write for Jay-Z
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>>699300619
Perhaps youre right. Somehow i dug myself out to that realization (muh inner self actualization journey) on my own, and i was on this site 24/7 for a few years. Your words will probably do best for the lurkers.
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>>699290304
kek
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>>699291599
>That's what they told you.

Anarchists were proud of their work and we owe a lot to them for attacking oligarchies. They couldn't organize for obvious reasons so the Spanish Civil War ended them as a viable force.

Muslims are proud of their work so much that there's no need for false flag attacks when they can be turned loose with minimal effort. Shia vs, Sunni butchery goes back long before involvement with the modern West. CIA wasn't there after Mohammed died.

Oswald smells like a plant though, but only the simple minded PREFER conspiracy to coldly deconstructing events. That's as stupid as believing in religion and for the same reasons. The random world is scary so imaginary insight is comforting.
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>>699300631
No man I'm telling the truth the aliens are changing your memories
>>699300379
Lizard person spotted
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>>699294470
Fools. He was taken out for attempting to usurp the federal reserve.
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>>699300851
Godspeed, brother.
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>>699292329
I agree completely
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>>699290321
revenge? were talking about business mimded people, u fucking clown, what are the profit margins on revenge.
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>>699294155
Because the guy who makes those videos is a fucking crazy asshole who doesn't understand how to be polite to men who are used to being treated as heroes.
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Flat earth, i could not do my job if the earth was actually round.
I work in construction
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>>699301274
Hey, before you go, since youre on a similar path, do you have any advice for dealing with paranoia? The massive amount of disinformation, negative experiences, and uncertainty has made it very difficult for me to feel safe, and its making it difficult for me to think rationally at times. I get caught in moments where im obsessively planning for whats to come.
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>>699302239
i think what blows my mind about that theory is that someone, somewhere, bought it.
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>>699286308
goddammit. this made me laugh harder than it deserved to.
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>>699287310
not every jew on the entire planet, but a lot of them are in positions of financial power because their culture has long valued being good with money, numbers, and law. basically, if you were good with those, then you were a good jew, prospered, had lots of babies, taught those babies the exact same thing.

it's not really a conspiracy, its just a fact. they're not evil, they just got better at the money game than anyone else on the planet.
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>>699299300
Jesus WAS a Jew. Fucking morons.
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>>699290346
you mean conspiracy theory
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>>699303051
Look at this on point post. mah nigga
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>>699303408
lol there aren't black jewish people. nice try, jew.
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Jews are aliens. Christianity and Islam are both cults based off of the worship of Moon alien Abraham.
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>>699303408
How do we know jesus was a jew anyway?

inb4 nigger nigger dumb nigger retard liberal sjw

I really just want to know.
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>>699304175
Because he was raised Jewish and he was circumcised.
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>>699284868
ze jews controll everything and want to kill europe. I just love it, the idea that a whole race of people all got toughether and are trying to destroy a culture they mainly come from, and flood it with shitskins for some strang reason
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>>699304332

Cant he just commit apostasy?
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>>699302239
Gravity
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>>699302394
Damn, I really want to answer that question, but I don't think i'll have satisfactory answers...

A few years ago, I manged to just start thinking 'positive', which was kind of hard at first, because I had basically been a loser all my life. But despite that, I have never experienced paranoia... I was a hardcore atheist until i was like 21. at 23 i suddenly realized there might be some higher from of consciousnesses (defo not one of the current main religions.). I'm 24 now, but i'm expecting more huge changes. Whenever a huge change happens within you, stay calm. That is my only advice. Most of the time, change is good.
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>>699304523
He was born a Jew and died a Jew but his followers are Christians. Can't have Christianity without Christ and no Jesus without Judaism.
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>>699303408
>>699304175
>>699303918
Jesus was an israelite, not a jew. Jews are the descendants of Israelites, or so they claim.
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>>699289948
I went to school with Tropicante's great grandson in Florida and that family is still cashed out. Probably legit.
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>>699304804
Yeah but wouldnt it make sense that he committed apostasy and went off to make his own better religion with communion and stoicism called christianity?

Seems to fit the story better.

I mean, how do we know he died a jew? He was obviously born a jew, but he couldve just renounced all that shit.
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>>699305149
Why does the CIA insist on fucking up everything except their own shit? They dont even seem loyal to anyone any more. Not the people, not the US government, and not even der illumnerti.
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>>699303051
I mostly agree with this except the part about valuing money and law etc...any decent culture does this.

Jews became masters of money and law because they were excluded from politics in most ancient and medieval kingdoms/societys. Thier talent was channeled.

For example medieval usury laws virtually pushed jews into the position of money lending.

Great post though and I do basically agree
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>>699304519
>jews are from europe

Dude..
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>>699298149
Have you had any physics or biology education? Seems like not. I guess most conspiracy theories play on stupidity of the populace.
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Basically Jews got wrecked constantly so only the smart ones had the genetics to carry on to the present. If half the population dies you need to be clever to survive.
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>>699303408
that;s like saying karl marx wasnt a marxist.
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>>699291599
Full retard

Not believing anarchists caused havoc at the turn of the century is just utterly ignorant
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>>699305149
Trafficante** im retarded. Any way this dude great grandfather is allegedly implicated with jfks death
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>>699305900
Of course they do because a large portion of it has become marketable (hi alex jones).
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>>699305977
Why?
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>>699299474
Some of that is true. If you threatened to cause economic instability or massive losses to the U.S. economy - yep- you will likely be killed.
(It more likely happened to Qaddafi than Hussein)


Philippines is full of problematic musilms- not sure how that situation will be resolved...
Play big boy games- win big boy prizes.
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>>699299300
I love how many of those are contradictory, but I guess for a conspirocist it doesn't matter, as long as they can preserve "they're out to get me" mindset.
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>>699284868
WWII was basically just WWI part 2.
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>>699305759
Most jews? Lived in europe for generations, isreal is populated mainly by european jews and their desendents, i live in poland, there is still a small jewsish poulation here, if not for their hats you would not be able tot ell them apart
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>>699295497
Holy fuck, you're a literal retard.

7th grade is gonna be tough on you.
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>>699293615
>blacked
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>>699302447
No, nobody actually believes the earth is flat.

They are all just trolling.
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>>699284868
that 4chan isn't my personal army.
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>>699299300
>there is no cabal
yes there is, i just turned it on. if it aint real then why the bill keep coming?
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>>699294012
>NSA is spying on you
We know this to be true
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>>699287360
And the "Federal" Reserve isn't a federal institution. It's privately owned and the identity/identities of those who own it is a closely guarded secret. It's really the Third Bank of the United States, and it becomes obvious why they choose the name "Federal Reserve" when you read up on the first and second banks and the attempted renewal of a third charter.
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>>699293615
They're not going out of their way to invade like stormfags say. However many of them, like many other Muslims, when they come to a country that has a different culture they expect their host nation to revolve around their culture.
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>>699307451
>different culture they expect their host nation to revolve around their culture.
Thats most imigrants with low education, i lived in chicago for three years, after the inital two months i had to rent a new apartment on the other side of town because the polish part of town was imposible to live in, went so far that i would pretend not to speak polish
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>>699306264
I could never convince you. Enjoy being this confused about reality.
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>>699306483
Fact
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>>699306520
They come from isreal
That's their origin

If muslims would be living in europe for generations would that mean they are from europe ?
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>>699292905
I don't believe this one at all. Why would the bitch pay Trump to air-out all of her and Bill's dirty laundry in front of the entire country and essentially drag her name through the mud 24/7? And, he's been campaigning like a motherfucker. At 70-years-old he's bouncing back and forth between multiple states every single day giving hours-long speeches in multiple cities. I don't buy it. Maybe it's his ego, or maybe he really does want to give something back. Either way, it's clear that he's in it to win it.
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>>699294012
>Queen of england is german
That is not a conspiracy it is well known...They came from a german royal family and changed theier name to windsor when ww2 happened.(for obvious reason)
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>>699308149
well more or less yes, take into account that they have been living in europe for at least 1.5k years. Do you think you get some specific DNA based on what country your originate from? Race has no biological base
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>>699309019
People only care for the place where the originate from
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Stalin was Jewish.
Hitler was a Rothschild.
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>>699289939
Is it just me, or does that look like James Hetfield with a beard in the thumbnail version.
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The Jews control the American media.

American media promotes race mixing with niggers.

American culture influences the rest of the world.

The Jews are establishing a world filled with nigger slaves.
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>>699299300
>Jesus was a Jew
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>>699309327
I wont agree, BUT if you were born in lets say france, and only lived in france you dont cear about your "country of historical origin" because your not from there, even more you can just go "fuck it im out" and move out, i moved out and the only reason i go back "home" is to visit familly and freinds
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>>699292276
Best way to do it undercover. I always review passenger manifests whenever a plane goes down to find out who it was "they" wanted dead.
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Nickelodeon and Disney stars are really child prostitutes.
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>>699302447
there are some still buying it.
>>699305900
> I guess most conspiracy theories play on stupidity of the populace.
Shut it down, they know.
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>>699303408
I didn't make the chart silly goose
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>>699309826
>>>/pol/
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Jews made the holocaust happen in order to bring about the creation of a Jewish state. The Germans walked right into the trap.
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>>699310034
No tbh they are loyal to their history and 9/11 times they would be staying for money
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>>699309836
Well technically, only his mother was a jew. His father was probably a Roman soldier that the whore of his mother slept with before marrige.
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>>699309826

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAQl7KUUucI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXMVsnqdKzg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js_zR15QNfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7uzE352c0Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoTNDgAoV8s
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Jews built the iceburg that destroyed the holocaust
In other news, l blame the jews for my repressed addiction to black cock and black semen.
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>>699310601
>asian girls wanting to fuck niggers
when did this become a thing?
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>>699310624
>Iceberg
>Berg
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>>699310601
the jews' brainwashing has started to effect asians
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>>699310601
disgusting. this must be a conspiracy
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>>699310893
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
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Numa-Numa guy had a mental breakdown and secretly had a meme-change operation to become Trigglypuff
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>>699284868

Jews did Titanic
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>>699284868
11 billion is nothing. And of course of a ship containing thousands you'd find 3 who oppose the federal reserve bank. This is the worst conspiracy theory I've ever seen.
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>>699284868

Fun Fact: Isidor Strauss was an officer in the Confederate Army during the first year of the Civil War. He was eventually drummed out of service when it was revealed that he lied about his age.
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>>699306520
That explains it, you know Western Europe isn't Poland - in Britain, France, Italy, Germany, Spain, there were a lot less Jews than in Poland and they were the center of extreme persecution from European high class. During the rise of industrialism in the 1800's they were given rights especially to compete with other people in society. Do you know what that means? Every Jew of some significance tried their hardest to change society, because no matter how respectable they became they would still just be compared to the typical Semitic-looking Polish and Russian Jew from be ghetto and be laughed at. If you've ever read Freud or Boas you'll understand that the consensus was that their suffering lay in gentile self-identification. Thus fast forward to the 2000's and their promotion of the dissolution of the society they are in is becoming unstable in places (FYI a lot of Jews are leaving France because of the Muslim refugees).
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Literally everyone on Earth is Jewish.
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>>699292329
Code for "Jews".
and he is absolutely right on so much.
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>>699295497
>And no they didn't have any rebreathe tech in 1969..

Rebreathers were invented in the 18-fucking hundreds you mong. How dare you be that stupid? Scrubbing tech was old news in WWII.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebreather#Early_history

>36000 cubic feet of compressed air required for a human to breath for 6 days...

Citation required and of course you confused "air" with "oxygen" and you implied space missions store oxygen as a gas instead of LOX.

BTW the Apollo systems are amply documented and not secret. Liquid oxygen was old news at the time and fighters such as F-4 Pnantom use it to reduce bulk compared to previous GOX systems.
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>>699310601
Asian niggers are the slaves of the future.
The Jews will rule over those slaves with an iron fist.
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Martin Luther King Jr. was a communist.
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>>699309019
Hey dumbass, ever heard of the Cohn gene? Where you come from does effect your genetics, and your features, and your proclivities. If every other fucking animal can display this trait why do you insist on being blind? Scientists like the one who discovered the double helix aren't paid attention to anymore by the world, you know why? Political correctness, and scientists don't get shit without endorsements and support outside the community.
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>>699310601
i'm a black weeb. this is the happiest day of my life
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God is not a man in the sky like everyone is led to believe. He is however, a giant bowl of pasta
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>>699284868
4chan has quality content. You just need to keep looking.
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>>699312922
You're an idiot
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>>699308149
>They come from isreal
>That's their origin
False they're from Egypt.
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>>699312647
That's no secret. It's just not taught to you when they make you do his coloring book in first grade. Anyone can read up on the subject.
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>>699313009
You're an idiot.
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Aliens have been manipulating humans for centuries. They live in places that are currently unpopulated by humans.
>the moon
>under the sea
>deep underground
>jupiter
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>>699312730
dude, im a fucking biologist, there is a thing called the genetical drift, it can make it so, populations that are cut off from each other will look diferent, this was true for years and years but not today and especialy not after europes rough history. Today youd be hard pressed to find someone who is even 50% slav or germanic or celtic. Fucking everything on the land you just took from that other country dose that to you
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Bill Gates is a member of the illuminati and is trying to sterilise the poor.
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>>699310601
they're all going to be single mothers soon
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>>699294155
Are you that little faggot that goes around annoying men who went into space??
Didn't Buzz Aldrin bust you in the face?
You're lucky I wasn't there- I would have beet your pathetic faggot as into the sidewalk.

Then gone and had beers with the real men, and we'd laugh at your faggot ass.

faggot.
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>>699313009
You just haven't seen and embraced the truth.
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>>699313306
You know halakha is observed by most Jews? The preservation of their genepool is kept by religious law, and most Jews in the west tend to be pretty xenophobic with regards to marriage. Also, anyone who's traveled across Europe can see the genetic differences preserved away from centers of urban activity, don't obfuscate the subject. It's not like every variable gene was mixed across Europe in the past hundred years, it would take at least another century with urbanization at the max. By the way biology =/ anthropology.
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>>699305630
>Jews became masters of money and law because they were excluded from politics in most ancient and medieval kingdoms/societys. Thier talent was channeled.


OH BULLSHIT.
When tehy came to america- did they invest in companies making kitchen appliances?? nope.

making war materials- nope

started large farms and grow food and flowers - nope

they went STRAIGHT to controlling the media and the banking systems.

They are vile scum that want to enslave everyone else t do their work.

They're very smart people- but also racist, anti-white, manipulative, money oriented, and born fraudsters.
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Jesus never existed, he was conceived by the Roman emperor Vespasian through the writings of Josephus to fabricate a better religion for the roman people to follow allowing him to have better control. A more peaceful religion compared to the Roman/Greek model.

+ all thing about christianity previously (Nero and shit) was therefore untrue. All history that remains is written mostly by the Romans, all remaining history would have only existed through its protection by the aristocrats.

Do your own research, if you accept me from what I say alone you are a fool, if you don't even consider this to be true and think nothing more of it you are a fool.

I cant believe i write all of this for a stupid thread on /b/.
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>>699305902
Or just be like a cockroach and be willing to lie, steal, cheat and kill.
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The real conspiracy is that they don't know we know they know we know, or something like that.

Also the letter e literally doesn't exist.
It's a fabrication of your mind.
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>>699305759
No, that's merely their host organism. When they've sucked t dry, the parasites will move on to Asia.
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>>699315250
What ar you talking about, Anon?
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>>699314943
Ehrm, jews ARE white... But I guess you don't seek logic in conspiracy theories.
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>>699314401
>their genepool is kept by religious law
This is changing very fast, a lot of jews see that their inbreeding fucked them up geneticly and are trying to introduce new blood to their family lines.
>It's not like every variable gene was mixed across Europe in the past hundred years
No, but they are very mixed up at the moment, point in case is, aside from extreamly xenophobic populations and very remote places you really dont have people who have a majorety of a genetic makeup of their country of origin, if i were very strict about it i'd calsifay european as a subspecies instead of deviding it among germanic, slav etc. today
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>>699303051
that may be a fact, but they're probably still evil.
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>>699315350
Whnvr your mind ss a word whr it xpcts an , it subconsciously adds thm bcaus it's asir to rad that way.

Got it?
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>Every conspiracy theory thread turns to Jew bashing. Like fucking clockwork.
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>>699315988
Yh mn
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dog spelled backwards is god

coincidence?

dog | god
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>>699309826
Jews are at the rot of every problem in America- financial issues, foreign policy problems, industrial and trade secret theft, massive 3rd world immigration influx, 'civil rights' frauds and scam- ALL JEWS.

Who promotes the subhuman looking negroes rapping about selling crack and fucking hoes?? JEWS.
Who makes TV shows that pushes a Marxst/Communist agenda?? JEWS
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>>699315391
Hahahaha, jews arent white you fucking pavement ape.
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>>699316193
>Who makes TV shows that pushes a Marxst/Communist agenda
Have you ever even seen the communist manifesto you bint? There is not a single fucking show promoting Marxism
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>>699316193
settle down nazi
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>>699289948
...wasn't the Bay of Pigs that signed his death warrant, it was his going back on/ totally ignoring promises his father Joe made to people in power to get him elected, partially, nut it was mostly his plans to shut down the CIA and fold it into the FBI that caused the Black hand and the White hand to work together and clip his womanizing paddy ass. The CIA recruited Sam giancana and other members of the Chicago outfit to very publicly body that fool. Worked too. Like a fuckin charm
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>>699309826
Jews are the hidden evil - they use others to do their drity work- especially blacks.

And White Americans??
---its because they're sad, on some level they see whats happened and is still happening to their country and people. every generation is less intelligent and has less self control than the last. they are forced to ignore the fact that blacks destroy their communities and commit crimes like its a sport, they are called racists for observing the facts and coming to a reasonable conclusions. Islam is digging its way into the heart of America and spreading its poison like a plague, and they are told to love it or leave. they're literally watching the country their forefathers built crumble and decay around them and more and more of them are struggling to maintain the patriotism that has been so important to them for hundreds of years. i used to come in here and rip on the fools for their ignorance and disregard for honesty, now i just feel bad for them. they've given up on on trying and seek comfort wherever it can be found, for some that means food and for some that means drugs, regardless they're a broken people living under the foot of an enemy they cant identify.
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ANCIENT ALIENS TOOK A SHIT IN THE PRIMORDIAL CESSPOOL AND CREATED WOMEN
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>>699284868
Bohemian Grove Hillary emails asking if mai something would get angry, it is some greek godess also they use Moloch what the fuck is up with that ?
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>>699310135
How many of them have been molested by Jewish producers/agents/directors??
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>>699313252
Jupiter?

More like Jewpiter.

Jews are aliens.
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>>699310316
The Germans and the Americans were the real losers of WW2.
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>>699284868
OP is white and heterosexual.
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>>699316491
Thought because he was gonna give Mexico back some lands that is another theory.
He did gave some back to Mexico but was in the process of giving more.
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>>699284868
trump made donations to nambla last year, which is why he wont release his tax returns.

http://www.snopes.com/trump-did-not-donate-to-nambla/
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>>699312647
Can't wait till they unseal that asshole's records in a few years!
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>>699289939
He looks kind of like Ron Perlman to me
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>>699315391
I haven't mentioned ANY theories- just FACTS.

Jews are Semitic- like "arabs"... different line- and certainly NOT Caucasian.

They're almost a hybrid between blacks and Asians.
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>>699316935
We never gave mexico back land
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>>699315498
ODD - so there's one set of rules for Jews- because "specul reasons", and another, vastly different rules for whites.

HMMMMM...
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>>699314943
Now this is an actual conspiracy theory
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the n word is actually "nelson"
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>>699310601
I know some of those Asian girls, especially the ones at the bottom are NOT fucking actual black men. They're fucking like the nerdiest black dudes in their school
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>>699317541
Caucasian isn't the only white. They're the dumbest kind of white, but not the only white.

Also, you mentioned neither theories nor facts. Only conspiracy theories (that has nothing to do with the term "theory").
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>>699290026
why?
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The media is controlled by the CHJME.
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The first wtc tower was an inside job. The second tower, in a completely unrelated plot, was actually terrorists
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>>699284868
That black lives matter
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>>699304523
You have committed autism
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The theory that Elizabeth Smart staged her own kidnapping and willing left with her captor.
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>>699316166
Weird...it's almost like stereotypes exist for a reason...
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There's no such thing as money.
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>>699298149
Liquid oxygen is 800 times denser than gaseous. 10,000 cu. ft. would have ended up as 12.5 cu ft.
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>>699284868
All serial killers are, in fact, time travelers altering reality.
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>>699299300
Oh man, I forgot about time cube. By far my favorite conspiracy. Some folks are crackers.
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Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s. Bean Bag Buccaneers!
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>>699316341
LYING JEW
it's ALL about:
diversity -AKA less white peopel

white males are dumb and only survive due to their smart wife and kids repeatedly saving them...

60% of newscasters are black- but only very lightskinned mulattoes so it's not too jarring to white viewers

who makes shows about fucked up dysfucntional 'families', fags, overeight weirdos and white trash families???

J E W S

Just read the production credits.
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>>699312968
Now this is just ridiculous.
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>>699316381
Nothing upsets a jew worse than being discovered and called a JEW.

Thanks for the proof.

BTW "Nazi" is capitalized.
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>>699317856
>>699317856
Just facts there Mr. JEW.

Your scams and lies are obvious.
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>>699318111
>Caucasian isn't the only white

Ignoring the rest of your retarded post.

Go back to whatever shitty barren desert wasteland spawned you.
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>>699314943
You mean like Henry Lehmann, who was the General Manager of General Electric's military systems operations?
So basically the war materials branch of a kitchen appliance manufacturer.
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>>699318408
kinda lol'd at the faggot's hair in the back seat going up in a turban o' flame...
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>>699284868

tin foil hats out for harambe, boys.

I think that harambe was the latest large cute animal chosen to be a martyr to cover up a drone strike by getting people butthurt about an animal dying instead of a human dying.
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>>699316491
He straight out called secret societies bullshit and hinted at a shadow government, died a few days later.
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>>699319112

what about the crazy ones who eat little boys dicks and stuff? Which government agency with a time machine sent those ones? Or did they just send an agent back to pin those murders on that temporally localised and unimportant to the timeline person by dosing them with undetectable future crazy drugs?
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9/11 was actually caused by two undetected hunks of space junk that were in a shape resembling planes. Osama claimed responsibility and everything got fucked up when there was no one to blame
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>>699320243
>>699320243
>Henry Lehmann,
That was the year 2000 nigger. We're talking 1890-1950. Try to keep up.

Besides- you find 1 little iffy example compared to 1000's that prove what I said.

Jews control the media- the newspapers, the TV, the music and the movies.THEY spoonfeed opinions to the gullible, trusting public.

The JEWS push degeneracy, filth and self destruction to whites.
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>>699298149
Hahahaha are they butt fucking in there?!
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>>699290026
Denver airport is full of theories, massive underground complex, weird runway setup, masonic signs, creepy murals and gargoyles and then there's the fucking devil horse that killed its creator.
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>>699284868
Trump works for Hillary.

He's pushing a vast number of the center vote to the left.
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>>699284868
$11 billion actually isn't THAT much when we're talking about 3 super rich businessmen.
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>>699320816
Well, understandably, the brainwashing regimen leaves the subject fractured and unpredictable. Also, what we consider horrible is seen differently through the prism of time. As to who they are: hard to say, given that they don't exist yet.
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