*opening theme music starts*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vc0pokhmSA
SATURDAY MORNING BETA/CRINGE THREAD
>>699268661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBICLteuQs8
The pussy wreckin' crew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paQhkCodc78
A woman weeaboo comedienne bombing on stage
How many of you made it past 12 seconds? BE HONEST
>>699269368
That is bad
part of me really wants to believe this wasn't real........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKHLHeK9Bxg
>>699269534
das cool
>>699269534
A classic...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn_0_ro04uI
>>699269630
That just made me sad. Jesus dude get a dog or something
>>699268661
Why does he bob his head so damn much
>>699270478
Shit...
>>699269132
Kek
>>699268661
Masturbaterrrrrrrr Masturbaterrrrrrrr
So much edge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ViOAUNuq58
>>699268661
>3pm
>morning
yet another retard
>>699270478
Underrated post.
>>699270917
If it's 3pm for you then wherever you live is a place that doesn't matter
USA ftw
>>699270917
> not being a part of the midnight master race
As far as I'm concerned, its Sunday.
>>699269034
your missing part 2 theyre both in their late 20's and the abs guys a family man and the fags still homolusting
I was present for this one
>>699268661
>when he started singing in that voice
>>699271085
wolverine x the blob fat r34
>>699271299
>gets to choose between hillary and trump
>USA ftw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsbGh8HPkMY
I know Sammy is a beloved legend now but he's still technically cringe
>>699271490
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.............
>>699270917
huh duh its 3pm here so it must be 3pm everywhere else
>>699270478
Dahmer.jpg
>>699271490
we will never know the end of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mhLvPJBbnA
>>699268661 This should be the theme song for the whole damn site.
Long read but prepare to feel.
>>699269416
ylyl material
>>699269368
made it to 13 seconds.....right after that damn laugh.....
>>699272538
>>699269368
Was done when she dropped the anime convention line
>>699269368 I WASN'T READY
>>699273055
Honestly, this isn't really cringe. The guy truly plays games as a hobby.
>>699273580
Nothing cringey about this bro
Jarry is alpha af dude
>>699268974
>filename
kek
>>699269368
Didn't even click.
That preview screen told me everything I needed to know.
>>699271490
And that man grew up to be Sam Hyde.
>>699270639
>grammer
you've got to be fucking kidding me.
>>699270091
Not cringe at all. That guy looks clean
>>699273461
These guys are not cringy. They got some hot chicks.
>>699274703
looks to me like he's just going to prom but idk
>>699269368
I got 40 seconds in and I demand a trophy of some sort. Holy shit.
>>699269368
What did her parents expect to end up with when they named her Ophelia.
Either it's a self fullfilling prophecy or they are clairvoyant
>>699274703
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
HE'S FUCKING A WHITE MALE!
>>699274703
it's a meme you dip
>>699273055
jesus christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OJW1B0vGK4
>>699274887
>>699269368
watched the whole vid twice, didnt hear it the first time then watched again. its more just sad than cringe imo
>>699269491
Good fucking lord..
>>699269368
Made it all the way through with my soul
>>699269132
The guy on the left... that might have actually been a good pose and outfit if he was attractive at all
>>699275132
Not everything is a meme friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9IDK7TP1_c
>>699269368
NO NOOOO NOOOOOOO
Who told her to go up there
>>699274703
>being this new
>>699275752
Probably some feministic or landwhale friends of her, or maybe her genderstudies peers or teachers.
>>699275216
>lingling
kek
>>699275609
>tfw i own two of those shirts
>>699275327
Didn't understand a single fucking word
>>699274703
newfag
bump
>>699275828
Post a face faggot
>>699268974
i don't see a single issue with the 2 questions being answered with yes
>>699268661
>Now I can start being straight again...?
No OP once a fag always a fag.
>>699275969
>>699268661
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>>699275216
kevjumba doing god's work
>>699269033
hrrrrnnggghhhh
>>699269132
The guy in the middle was been watching too much anime
>>699275601
this one is. search the image by google.
>>699269368
Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist to post on 4chan. Occupy space. pass the time.
You're bored, as usual, posting about your fucking dislikes and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other people. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting plebbit stories about people who made interesting buildings for their populace or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your ears that guarantees you'll at some point have to get up and move around and perform physical labor to support yourself.
And then you see women, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent from them, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them.These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.
And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that.You can never have it. So you sit down, you post on 4chan, and you fucking ruin your life, the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it.Because you're failure OP.
>>699269491
script kiddie at its finest
>>699268661
I like his Hillary Clinton song better
>Yall can't do it like Hillary caaaaan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClFOt47H2dg
>>699270602
Fuck man I own those Nike shoes, they're comfy as fuck
>>699271400
yeah i'm looking for that too
>>699276305
>the useless bitchy bitch craving the dick of gary stu emo fag that attempted to murder her twice in a subpar shonnen animu
Not even if she was real, not even if I stayed a virgin and got my dick chopped off mang
>>699269368
3 seconds here..
>>699269368
2:15
>>699269491
>"think of it as hardware to your software".
He just quoted live free or die hard...
>>699273685
That hurts, the fedora explains it
>>699277237
When the kid grows up and his dad still has the shitty baby tatoo on his face
>>699269368
wow you fucking called it
exactly 12 seconds
I guess you figured that laugh she did would be the breaking point for most viewers, good call
>>699274545
The only thing that gives me hope is that he probably grew out of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvozYm3S-kw
BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH!
>>699276800
this is why bitches get killed in such brutally violent stabbings, and then thrown into fucking ditches
>>699277346
i turned it on to see what you were referencing why did you do this to me whyyyy
>>699269807
Mark the Mint man....oof
>>699276770
That's dumb. But OK I guess. Thanks friendo
This thread is pretty unfunny, pretty fail...
>>699277753
the guy was a loser creep, but holyshit is she an entitled bitch would probably call in for harrassment if you so much as compliment her
Bump
>>699278209
>not wanting to put up with this
>makes her entitled bitch
How sheltered are you?
>>699278209
Virgin detected
>>699277888
Charm is her brother, nigger.
>>699277753
>"mama" is nowhere close to being mother in german
>>699278188
>This thread is pretty unfunny
which is why it's called a beta/cringe thread and not a ylyl thread, you summerfag
>>699277753
bitch can't take a joke
>>699277753
(lol)
>>699277753
Jesus fucking christ
>>699278323
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I sincerely hope this guy is dead now.
>>699278416
What's the cringe here? A photo of a computer screen not even correctly rotated?
>>699269368
1:27
somebody, somewhere along the way, needed to tell her not to follow her dreams
>>699278323
Good Lord.....
That should be punishable by death
>>699269368
>>I can has-
And then I stopped.
>>699278359
>very
she goes ballistic instead of trying to take it down a notch, its often i've had to deal with shit partners and had no other choice than deal with their shit
so when bitches throw in the im a girl and they rape my sensibilities card, I get triggered m8, have had to deal with entitled bitches and they always think they deserve to have it better than everyone else, more often than not they think theyre smarter than everyone else too and will bitch and moan their way into getting others to do what they want
>>699279031
yeah but he was literally sending her detailed erotic fiction of him and her
>>699278880
THIS IS NOT A YOU RAGE YOU LOSE THREAD
>>699276681
this was fucking sad
now I want some more feels screencaps
>>699276800
this guy was her brother
>>699269132
Left thinking
>what the fuck am I doing with my life? please keep this off Facebook
Right thinking
>did I leave the chloroform at the house?
Middle thinking
>AND TOGETHER, OUR BAND OF MISFITS WILL STOP THE INVASION OF IKEBUKURO!
>>699268661
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vc0pokhmSA
This is really catchy
>>699272194
That was PAINFUL!
>>699278323
>I bet you thought that I don't play video games cause I'm a girl! xD
>>699278587
?
This is cringe thread, not YLYL
>>699268661
music was a good choice op lmao toppest
>>699279166
Welp thats pretty messed up, its a wall of text so I didnt bother to read. There's probably more to it than the creep posting in the messages, so maybe she already knew about his bullshit.
>>699269368
You just ruined my entire day
I did not need to know that this existed
>>699275999
trips have spoked
and i normally wouldnt either, but coming from him its pretty entitled lol
>>699269534
>snickers nefariously
>kek he should go on countdown
>>699276387
ayyyyyyyyy
>>699270852
really?
>>699278880
nonononoNONONONONONO
>>699278323
Why?
.................WHY?!?!?!?!
>>699276146
> wats the ass called?
kek i died
>>699269368
I can tell this bitch has the pastiest, pudgiest body ever
>>699270033
much funnier if you read his name as Moses Garcia 3
>the most epic action movie?
>>699277753
Not even cringe, unless you mean her?
This is how to avoid working in groups with people you know in advance are shit.
>>699274563
>Sam Hyde
BLONDE JULIAN! <3
>>699272771
What the fuck now im pissed
>>699280217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bbmOdbYooQ Sowa?
>>699279247
plot twist he actually finds his boyfriendless girlfriend
>>699274477
I physically cringed
>>699277020
he says in the comments that it's not about her, anon
>>699270478
This thread lacks female cringe
>>699278586
I actually gagged out loud. We may have a winner
>>699280349
>fat dyke nurse hurting your dick with rough paper
triggered
>>699277233
Why do so many faggots think Carver invented peanut butter? He didn't. He did a lot of stuff with peanuts but not that.
Peanut butter was invented by a white guy from Montreal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut_butter#History
fucking niggers trying to steal credit for shit they didn't do.
Pretty old but posting for those who havent seen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
>>699270033
Looks like the white version of that faggot older brother from Blackish. Beta nigger
>>699269086
I double tapped to like
>>699269807
this guy is legend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmGEsTPrhwY
>>699274703
Newfag
>>699272771
>>699280349
tell me that one doesnt merit a good old stabbing of her and the cousin, shit man I'd kill my cousin if fiven the chance fucker deserves it
>>699273461
how did those guys end up with those babes?
>>699276535
oh shit kek
>>699280328
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>699280137
Sure, and ruining your reputation and social life in the process. Works out even, right
>>699281203
he'd prolly be into her too, look at her horseface, she jelly is what she is
>>699278525
Mama is mom, Mutter is mother. Yeah.
>>699269368
>sorry this is not the internet XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCa6bziTHzI
>>699278880
Oh my god, that absolute idiot! At least look at the damn signature before you even touch it. Jesus H Tapdancing Christ, I hope that signature was fake.
>>699269491
>Knows English, Spanish, Java
living legend
>>699269368
My second-hand embarrassment is too damn high right now
>>699270091
i don;t get it
>>699269132
Dylann Roof?!
>>699273531
That's pretty cringe but it isn't beta. Dude has confidence even if the universe has forsaken him
>>699278541
No one should take that as a joke, because taking that as a joke is how you end up with a serial killer wearing your face as a mask you fucking retard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6f-AX4Pess
>>699275044
kek
>>699279031
What's really cringy is YOU thinking your sheltered virgin favors wearing self is in anyway better then entitled preppy girls...but nothing about that girls conversation with him made her out to be entitled. Jesus Christ, when kiss less
Virgins like you become the norm it
Will be the end of the world as we know it
>>699271490
Me too m8
I contemplated leaving /r9k/
And this shit happened
>>699275609
Kid seems genuinely happy for his gifts. Fuck yall.
>>699279648
...no because they just met (not even in person) for the assignment. Not only did you not read but you didn't even attempt to comprehend. But you still felt the need to rage against what you call "entitled bitches" as if that's not what you are
>>699280137
You're a faggot
>>699280264
Have to give credit where it's due, he's definitely had a lot of practice sitting.
>>699280701
You think peanut butter was invented in Canada?
Kek
>>699270917
Fucking retard, he's from a different country than you.
>>699275327
Lost
>>699276146
This is real life Beavis and Butt-Head
