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Waifu claiming thread.
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>>699262291
>>699251673
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
![Kirino [313].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AJMXKm2.jpg "Kirino [313].jpg")
я хочу ебать сука
Yo.
>Wake up
>All I can hear is ringing
Fucking tinnitus
So, good morning everyone
Just feels more right.
Guess i'm a fairly well trained dog.
>>699267858
![AA [3] [LowR].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I8i83o7.jpg "AA [3] [LowR].jpg")
>>699267901
We already knew that you are a dog.
>>699268006
>>699268006
I fancy myself closer to a cat.
But we already know you're a boat.
>>699267938
>>699267858
Oh well still pretty awesome
And aren't they pretty over powered?
I remember there being a master hand glitch in mellee I forgot how to do it though
>Tsun yun
Hello people!
![SS [3].png](https://i.imgur.com/XYtDMpj.png "SS [3].png")
>>699268239
But this is not a boat
>>699268308
Hey Tsun Yun
>>699268334
I don't recognize your waifu, who is she?
>>699268344
What is she then, a sub?
>>699268641
looks like bacon
>>699268358
>>699268641
Hanako Ikezawa, good sir.
Doll claimed.
>>699266879
Maybe, or maybe you're body will regress to a normal immune system because it doesn't have to deal with those conditions anymore.
Ah okay, that's fair. But it doesn't just have to be steak though, roast chickens pretty good with mash.
Not this one. She's actually pretty tall.
>>699268334
I don't believe we have talked before
Whats up man?
>>699268641
Hey galil, what do you mean all you hear is ringing?
Had a good night sleep though?
>Phone still can't upload pictures
>Tsun yun hates spam
>>699268767
>We get mad at spammers
Oh god, now that is funny.
>>699268813
....I must make my conditions worse, I can not become weak!
Actually, maybe this would be a good time for more VIKING KABOBS!
I bet I'm taller...
>Not that I'd mind if I weren't~
>>699268308
Master Hand glitch wasn't much of a hassle to set up the first time.
As for over powered, it really depends on the mod, Brawl's Final Boss was definitely over powered though.
Heres a Ridley mod for example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUAYbyYJKRM
There's also several stage hacks as well so you could be on Deku Palace or something if you want.
>>699268713
I don't get it
>>699268767
:^(
>>699268768
Oh shit, I just couldn't recognize her from the picture.Noice.
>>699268817
I have tinnitus, and my cat got scared by a dog in the middle of the night and ran off, scratching my face as he did it, plus I slept in a bad position and now my back hurts.
>>699269043
I dont Ridley looks kinda over powered
>Brawl final boss
Holy shit I forgot about that guy, doesn't he have an instakill? And you can play as him that's ridiculous!
>Deku palace
Please tell me you have this song with it
https://youtu.be/gnAavurqe-M
This is my jam
>>699269382
What's it like being stupid?
>>699268694
>>699269382
oh shit you too man? join the club if you want
sounds like a ruff night, are you atleast feeling beter from you salmonella?
>>699269622
>one thread than stop
He may not be autistic, but he sure is illiterate.
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>>699268669
Abyssal submarine princess
>>699269466
Its alright, a lot of the times I can tell someone I don't get something or don't know how to do it and they believe me so I don't have to do work.
>>699269711
Yeah mostly. Salmonella really isn't that bad unless you get the worst possible case of it.
>>699269972
oh i didnt know that
>because i can actually cook
so what are you up to today?
>>699269413
Ridley was just the first mod to come to mind so i posted a video to that one, though i don't understand what you meant on that first part.
You mean the annoying shock wave? i believe that's his final smash in the mod.
That and a lot of other songs from that game, i like that one and Koume and Kotake's theme a lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_3VXOAbOyY
>>699269955
Is that a step up or a step down?
Regardless, quite pretty, in a very white sort of way.
Blue eyes always get me pretty good.
>>699269972
You have terrible bosses and friends.
I would make you work more to get that stupid out of you.
>>699269009
Just live surrounded by literal shit, make you nice and healthy.
I'm gonna assume a viking kebab is just grilled beard hair on a stick.
Well, if we assume the hunters not a midget, and she's about a foot taller, then she'd have to be well into 6 foot.
Gonna hop off for a bit, later all.
>>699270375
Neither, submarines and carriers have completely different functions.
>>699270158
Hey I can cook, I just didnt cut the chicken in half so it couldn't cook all the way through.I'm probably going to sleep for half the day and post here, then clean and organize my guns and do a few other little things.
>>699270485
Well I literally never did the dishes or laundry during my entire childhood so it works.
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>>699270550
Didn't mean game mechanics wise, meant heresy wise.
>>699270889
I worry for you.
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>>699270375
Thats up to you
In this case i might prefer red or purple
>>699270995
Why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH20sLXDWpI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntQ1U_ZrqGU
>>699271100
Shit friends who never help you
Shit bosses who don't work you
Shit parents who don't push you
You have a shit life.
>>699270889
Live the staunch life and cook your chicken to powdery dryness, then chuck it in some stock with noodles or some shit.
No salmonella ever again.
>>699270207
oh woops i made a typo. eh whatever doesnt really matter
>one hit kill final smash
i guess its not that over powered when i think about other final smashes
you are right this is amazing, man i love the Legend of Zelda music.
>>699270889
>i just didnt cut the chicken in half
so you just threw a chicken in a pan, sick cooking skills
well its always good having your galil and /k/ shitposts around.
Do you need to clean your guns a lot?
>FUCK this spam man
>tsun yun
Great. Shitty music spammer is back.
>>>/mu/
>>699271270
Hey Futa.
>>699271324
Hi hi.
>>699271014
Didn't know you were actually fond of purple. Always just though you liked Syndra because gameplay and cute.
Imagine yourself, all the fucking day in front of your PC, losing your whole day on discord/teamspeak or telegram. Not doing anything productive for your life, at all.
Just chatting everyday, editing filenames, gaming.
Yes, that's you, anon.
Which is very sad
>>699271278
Everything about Zelda is amazing.
I'd stick around but now i guess would be a good time to rest, see ya!
Early morning threads are shit.
I need to learn what part of the shit world is awake this time of hour so I can specifically call them out on any and all bullshit that occurs at this time.
Fuck it. Too lazy. Just kill yourself bad music spammer.
>>699271639
Tru.
>>699271686
Okay, thank you.
>>699271654
Good night nui, always fun talking to you
hope to see you later but you know time zones
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>>699271409
There are a few other reasons for that, but yes purple is one of my favorite colours.
>>699271639
Imagine yourself, all the fucking day in front of your PC, getting mad at tripfags.
Kys daddy.
Probably some eastern european slav shitter.
Don't you and Ptior have cigarettes to smoke and ADIDAS to bootleg?
>>699271686
i just try to ignore it, they always get sick of it sometimes because they realise how pathetic their lives are
>it fucking destroys my phone though
>cant post pics
>>699271824
That too.
>>699271840
Possibly.
>>699271208
Hey my mom always pushed me.Besides I enjoy my life
>>699271277
That sounds breddy gud tbh might do it.
>>699271278
Hey I did more than that, I put some water and garlic and seasonings in there.I just clean them whenever they get real dirty or whenever I just feel a bit down.
>>699271639
That's not true
>>699271824
But I'm not mad at tripfags.
>>699271916
Weird.
I bet the one spamming is Hand Cunt
He has the same way to reply
Kill yourself hand cunt :)
>>699271888
Checked.
>>699271875
It doesn't work. He's mental.
>>699271888
On what? The swing? Congrats.
>>699271976
Yes, that's right.
>>699272028
Is that a fucking Gurren Lagann CD?
>>699271916
K Y S
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>>699272157
Are you actually retarded?
>>699272157
That's a B-Side of a vinyl, my dude.
>>699271888
how many guns do you actually have, seems like a hassle tbh. but i guess if you are into guns its fun
>>699271993
meh whatever, his life still is sad so i guess we should feel bad for him
>>699271780
Such as?
>>699272261
I don't think you should. There's no reason to feel bad of someone's life when you don't even barely know them.
>>699272261
Pity someone with a shit life? That won't help. He'll just do mental gymnastics and find a way to turn that pity into guilt and manipulate the situation.
Fuck you hand cunt
Bitch ass faggot i pissed in your mom
>>699271993
Fuck you
>>699272261
Last time I counted was 38, I think I've bought 4 and sold 2 since then so 40ish
>>699272346
I don't know how to manipulate with certain situations.
>>699272430
Called it!
>>699272348
Okay.
>>699272463
Make people feel bad for you by killing yourself.
>>699272219
Pretty sure it has something to do with Gurren Laggon
>>699272530
I'm sorry but I'm not that depressed enough to off myself from this world, friend.
>>699272581
So yes, you are actually retarded.
>>699272344
>>699272346
>manipulate the situation
in what way? he is a spamposter im just saying its no use getting mad
>>699272430
holy shit, im actually impressed. I thought guns are expensive. what is your job? you must either earn a lot or spend nothing on food and such
>>699272581
Go away.
>>699272631
This, congratulations my friend.
>>699272647
Why should i?
>>699272631
I thought we were talking about Galil
Cecile best waifu
>>699272732
This is how wrong you are.
>>699272732
Because you are dumb.
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>699272311
Id rather not go into that right now, save it for another time.
>>699272631
get mad? ok
-ahem- (rpXD)
ive been holding all in for so long im done you all think this is a joke just how i would expect people to act all unsympathetic monster no one deserves life we sould all die im at my breaking point i want to die we all want to die we just dont excpect it ill do it ill kill someone you want to see it my family is first my dads a big guy but with a knife i could do it kill them all then the neighbours ill show you the pics i will infact fuck it im going to do it watch me watch me ill post pics unless something happens to me and either i get uressted or shot god i feel so free its all going to be over
>>699272828
Looks the same to me, don't know how they got away with it.
>>699272831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcGQpjCztgA
>>699272737
nah man galil is a best
>he is more fun than you in these threads
also im peacing out, this thread is fucking cancer
>>699273032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxmv9vj4lTc
>>699273052
Tru
>>699272917
Nice english fag
>>699273032
Retarded AND blind. Won the genetic lottery there, bud.
>>699273052
He's really not tho. And I don't care to be fun here. I'm not here to entertain you.
>>699272917
Fair enough.
>>699273006
fuck off she's mine
>>699272465
You called that I don't like you because you insult me?
>>699272631
I'm in construction, so I earn good money, and I spend nothing on anything else.I don't have a PC or internet and I eat spaghetti and cheap meats and I've been getting guns since 16.
I don't have a problem.
>>699273147
I may not have the best genes but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAy4zULKFDU
>>699273248
No, I called that the only thing you mom every pushed you on was the swings.
>>699273219
fuck you shitskin nigger
I literally leave work and go home, what the fuck happened while I was gone?!
