How much could you fit inside you?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
How much could you fit inside you?
about tree fiddy, optimistically
>>699264878
none you fucking faggot
sage
I probably couldn't get the head in so i would just lick and suck on the balls
5/7
tfw skels doesn't even realize it's sf not katia
what a tragedy
Just the tip
TO THE HILT
>>699265024
>You'll find that I really don't pay attention to anything
wait what
>>699265149
>gears of war underwear
money apparently doesn't buy taste
>>699265183
it's not underwear, they're pajamas
>>699265222
that's not really BETTER
>>699265149
american money looks weird as fuck
More than you think, but less then you hope
>>699265309
I suppose if you grow up with monopoly money, a proper currency would make you a skoch uncomfortable.
>>699265149
that nigger dick looks like plastic you faggot
>>699265407
not even close to monopoly
We dont have a $1 bill :^)
>>699265309
As an American i agree. They change it so often now that its hard to know what a counterfeit looks like. You can have bills that are very much different while both being legitimate.
>>699265422
I hope to God that this was sincere.
>>699265501
> those distinct, varied colours
Yeah it does look exactly like Monopoly money.
>>699265257
They were free and i'm not a fashion model
>>699265309
I rarely deal with cash anymore, just a card. I don't like it.
>>699265422
Silicone
>>699265542
If you need to know counterfeits you should be using the special ink pens.
>>699265501
You don't have a $1 bill because a dollar isn't worth a damn in AUD. And also
>>699265557
>Yeah it does look exactly like Monopoly money.
>>699265557
>>699265557
>>699265557
>>699265542
The point of that is to make counterfeiting hard.
>>699265590
buy some girly pajamas and retake the picture, faggot
>>699265606
I bought some recently but I'm too fat to fit in them and it really sucks. I need to lose weight.
>>699265542
I guess Aussies did it well since we have one of the least conterfeit currency
>>699265557
Pffft, theyre distinguishable
>>699265590
Yeah, im the same but my eftpos card charges me if I use it too much so I normally get like 5 20's out for a month
>>699265606
Nah we dont use bills for it because coins do the same thing
>>699265407
:^)
>>699265590
Unless they use cotton paper. then the pens wont work. also color shift paints and UV inks are making this shit hard to detect.
>>699265680
Honestly more than the silly coloration of your bills, not having a $1 bill strikes me as wrong and makes me very upset with your country for, let's be honest, no rational reason.
>>699265671
o-oh. Sorry about bringing that up then. Eat less.
>>699265712
wow lewd
>>699265680
Until whoever makes Monopoly starts releasing special editions with people like Queen Elizabeth on the money. Then you're fucked.
>>699265730
> how I wish the Harambe incident ended
>>699265680
What really annoys me is that people in line take longer to pay with the card because all the stupid registers ask you 50 questions. DO YOU WANT TO DONATE $1 TO AFRICAN CHILDREN? DO YOU WANT CASH BACK? WOULD YOU LIKE TO PRAISE JESUS?
>>699265717
The last time I head to deal with it was working garage sales. That's really interesting that they found ways around it.
>>699265760
Don't be sorry.
>>699265872
listen to the piece of shit i sent you please
>>699265730
>>>brawlposting
>>699265925
I gained some weight not very long ago but thank G-d still fit in everything so I just stopped eating one meal every day and it went away
>>699265760
Pokie machines use $1 coins which is probably one of the main uses. Would be annoying to have a wallet full of 1's though
>>699265872
Im sure there is an Australian monopoly version with all of that shit
>>699265925
I worked as a checkout chick and was constantly told I had to ask people
>I didnt fuck that
Half the people I worked with could barely count and got 3/20 for their Highschool grade(20 being best)
>>699265944
Oh. I forgot.
>>699266033
There can't be. Your country would be in economic ruin if that were the case.
>>699266033
what the hell is pokie
>>699266146
Its not even close to what monopoly money looks like
>>699266179
Slot machine, we call them pokies
>>699266006
I want to start walking but I am too nervous to do it.
>>699266033
The register tells you the change though, how hard is it to count up using quarters->dimes->nickels->pennies?
>>699266302
I know. They got it eventually but they just were very very stupid people I worked with. Was the most bogan part of town too
>>699266289
fucking australians do yall even speak english
>>699266302
what? What about walking makes you nervous?
>how hard is it to count up using quarters->dimes->nickels->pennies?
You suffer from the delusion that less intelligent people are anything but.
>>699266447
I dont know. There is slang for most things which I find amusing. Watch the Australian episode of The Simpsons and thats exactly how life here is
>>699266447
The fear that someone will see me and judge me
fucking furries
>>699266563
for...taking a walk
?
??
???
>>699266528
what do you call a bouncy house
>>699266647
jumping castle
>>699266289
As far as legal tender goes, it's pretty damn close.
>>699265407
>You're money looks gross
>NO! YOU'RE POOR AND STUPID! HERE'S A FUCKING CAT FROM SOME FAILED WEBCOMIC!
lol, never change.
>>699266379
If you want to see some crazy retail people, go to any dollar store in america. Every one I have ever seen is bizarre in some way.
>>699266647
Yeah. I didn't say it was rational, most of my fears are not.
>>699266669
what do you call pic related
>>699266704
Insulting lesser countries is sort of an American tradition.
>>699266706
besides the whole being fat thing is mostly a product of you're diet.
>>699266669
I thought they were "bouncy castles" there too.
>>699266447
>do yall even speak english
>yall
>english
lol
>jumping castle
>>699266691
>Zimbabwean dollars are worth just as much
>>699266706
I dont know. I had people who had 3 teeth to their name and smelt like tobaco. People try to steal cig papers.
Glad I dont have to work there.
>>699266810
Coke, nothing really special with that
>>699266814
Nope, jumping castles always
>>699266864
how about this tiny insect
>>699266935
I dont think we really have fireflys in Australia. I've been camping a bunch through my life and never really seen any
Demos I will now go to see if my strain is done. What should I call the new fly strain?
>>699266843
As Australian dollars? Damn your economy must be struggling.
>>699267026
no your part of the world is too violent, the peaceful lightning bug could never survive
>>699266810
Exercise would help though. Burn them calories.
flyie
>>699267101
Walking wouldn't do a whole lot and as far as sheer weight loss goes exercise barely makes a dent. You should do it anyway but that's not the important bit.
>>699267041
No, as monopoly money
>>699267094
>Australia
>violent
pffft
>>699267101
I got a treadmill like a year ago and its super useful
>>699267212
I meant the native fauna, not the huwite people
>>699267247
Well yeah, I guess the massive spiders would fuck their shit up
>>699266810
>lesser countries
>MY MILITARY COULD KICK YOUR MILITARYS ASS
lol, kids here used to do this back in grade 1.
Even though your military is better funded, your still a populace of gross scooter driving, shitting in walmart aisle floors, greasy pizza and ranch sauce retards with un educational system INFERIOR to the czech republic.
ENJOY being inferior people :^)
>>699266864
>>699267349
>tmw your currency is worth less than runescape gold
>>699267313
>>699266704
BTW I mixed up BOTH of these "your/you're" on purpose and no one said a thing...
>>699267313
First off, our people aren't inferior. When you break American accomplishment down according to racial lines, American whites are extremely well educated even by European standards. We do have niggers, I'll cop to that, it's an ongoing problem.
In the second place, I'm not sure where your dumb ass lives but there's a good chance Pax Americana is the reason you are able to live comfortably, ingrate.
>>699267302
They have a habit of doing just that.
>>699267026
used to see them most springs in FNQ
none in brissy tho
>>699265407
>US Dollar
>Proper currency
Pick one
>>699267474
Yeah we've been down mostly to byron bay and such, never recall seeing any
>>699267140
That's crap. They are mutants with down-regulation in several proteins, one of which causes them to sleep for about half as long and makes them die younger. Think of something while I go shower.
>>699267212
I choose to believe my interpretation since it's funnier.
>>699267423
actually they are collector items outside niggerland
>>699267559
sleepie
>>699267559
You talking mad shit?
>>699267496
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reserve_currency#Major_reserve_currencies
moooooooooooooooron
>>699264878
I had this thing a long time ago and could only take up to the first rim before I felt too full.
>>699265407
whats with this autistic cat shit
>>699267546
don't even get the good christmas beetles down here
>>699267766
>christmas in australia
>YOU GET BUGS
>>699265606
1 american dollar = £0.77
pound is in the shit and the dollar is still trash compared. merica is garbage deal with it
>>699267653
how is this even possible
aren't intestines like a long tunnel with many curves?
i feel like big penises and dildos would just destroy them and kill you
it's why i'm afraid of buttsex
>>699267700
>>699264878
0%
Fucking faggots
>>699267817
you don't really want a strong currency because no one will buy from you for some reason
(no idea why or how exactly that works)
>>699267161
Food is so good though :c
>>699267236
Can't do treadmill, neighbors downstairs would shit a brick.
>>699267817
Like the rest of the world, Great Britain uses the USD as their primary reserve currency (save maybe gold). It'd behoove you to respect the money your economy relies on.
>>699267874
They're fleshy. Flexible, you know.
>>699267987
Eat LESS of it, but eat it more slowly.
sclr u lewd
>>699267874
cause they are flexible dildos and bend and curve wiith ur boypussy
i'm on that v on that yellow pill shit
FUCK THE DEEEEEEEEEAL IS FUCK KILL STEAL SHIT
>>699267987
burn down the appartment or w/e?
>>699268027
I will try sensei
>>699268063
ur a lew
>>699268202
That or shoot me
A lot
>>699268319
>try to exercise
>get shot
>murica
>>699268319
I'd recommend getting a calorie counter app if you're having difficulty too. It's very easy to underestimate your actual consumption.
>mouth watering cock in the op
>thread of nothing but foreigners trying to justify their money's aesthetics to a cat
how could this have happened
>>699268401
>justify
>what is conversation
Nice autism
>>699268372
>makes tons of noise in the middle of the night
>get shot
>>699268392
I started doing that but the thought that they're tracking me and giving me suggestions was too creepy so I stopped.
>>699268401
it was only a kiss
how did it end up like this
>>699268319
>>699268481
little testy there fam, everything all right in your home life?
>>699268401
The inferiority complexes of non-Americans are as inevitable as death and taxes.
>>699268537
You actually have autism. Do you want to lose weight or not, kiddo?
NOW I'M FALLING ASLEEP AND SHE'S CALLING A CAB
>>699268653
>testy
>fam
kek
>>699267605
But they will not be sleepy since their brains will not tell them to sleep. Interestingly, they will breed more at early ages but will also stop breeding sooner than wild-types. The former characteristic is because they are awake for longer and are more likely to initiate and be receptive to their little ritual sex dances and the latter characteristic is from rapid ageing due expending more energy.
Oh and one of the strains used to make them is from Montreal. There you go, plenty of material for you.
>>699267617
Define "mad shit". Probably though.
>>699265149
More like this, please
>>699268855
Nah its just memes
>>699267809
in the north there is a beetle that shows up for a few months around chrissy, and they have shells that look like chrissy ornaments
>>699268855
tom
>>699268680
Asperger's, not autism.
>>699268884
I don't have any more piles of money, sorry.
>>699267874
buttsexes won't go that deep tho
>>699268989
Why do you have to test my patience like this?
>>699268971
do you collect their shells and glue them to the christmas roo or something
>>699269040
they're not considered different any longer. It's all spectral. Autist.
>>699269110
for christmas we get 110+ degree heat and power outages
>>699269085
what's wrong with tom?
>>699269110
well shit
>>699269069
69 oh 69
>>699269215
I would honest to god kill myself if someone inflicted Australia on me for as long as you cunts have lived with it.
>>699269234
now go redownload the fucking app and undereat until you're a cute little girl
>>699269069
WTF
how is this possible
he should be dead
>>699269333
Price we pay to not get shot
Family whose gone to the US say people here are much nicer than Muricans
>>699269110
those beetles are not that much of a problem...
>>699269218
It's not witty or relevant. It's just "Tom". Also this a whole strain I'm thinking of a name for.
>>699269069
>>699269347
"Now watch this giant fake dick DISAPPEAR"
The Hair-raising Holocaustro puts on the best magic shows.
>>699269347
if you take your time and do it often enough, your intestines can shift and rearrange
>>699269415
you don't get shot in America if you don't live around kangz and queenz
>aussies nicer than americans
now see I'm not going to speak for where I live since we're all infernal cunts in philadelphia but white americans have something of an international reputation for being very polite.
>>699269459
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>699269347
>>699269488
tomstrand
>>699269333
i want to be the prettiest girl
>>699269555
That still sounds unhealthy...
>>699269587
Just from what ive heard. Probably because they went to LA and such and wherever E3 was but I guess it just depends
white americans are not polite what
>>699269641
why? you dont damage anything, just move it.
>>699264878
2big4me
does he come in medium and not large?
>>699269604
I hate you so much. But you already knew that.
>>699269748
XL is the only option
>>699269629
Then take my confounded advice.
>>699269694
>LA
found your problem. That town is subhuman
>>699269713
Seriously, you don't know this? Europeans in particular tend to think American tourists are disproportionately polite, probably on account of personal chagrin at being the hegemonic world power.
>>699269347
I have seen gay fisting vids posted on /B/ that are nearly sholder deep
>>699269733
I don't think it's supposed to be moved...
>>699269822
corsair keyboard
wewlad
>>699269854
I want to, I really do
>>699269929
K70 aw yiss
>>699269854
all the murican tourists I've met were rather rude
>>699269822
id get xl if i wanted it as a decoration or a weapon but fuck that im not gonna get anything bigger than medium
its already really tight
>>699270044
I have a k95 which i've had for years. had a k90, melted a few keys and got a free upgrade so corsair won my heart
>>699270067
Don't be a baby, it's only the size of your arm
>>699269882
>>699270046
Where? I can't speak for your personal experience in any case.
>>699270044
Then do it. Yammering on with self pity doesn't get you anywhere.
>>699270067
American tourists in London I've come across have always been fat loud-mouths or they keep smiling for no reason and have this insincere over-friendliness.
>>699270129
stop these memes its probably bigger than my arm
>>699270303
yes
>>699270368
the reputation comes from the second one, and yes those people are unholy.
>>699270399
We'll just have to find out for sure then
>>699270182
yammering is fun
>>699270515
Indeed, and I'm a veritable artisan of it, but when you have a real, measurable objective that's easily accomplished through mundane dedication it's quite unnecessary.
>>699267874
The toy isn't a rock retard lol it bend's-flex's & is mildly soft to contour to the users body as it's inserted.
>>699270067
Vmoda master race
>>699270609
what do you want to ramble about
>>699270368
that is exactly what they do
>>699270488
id totally own one for keks but no way id put in butt
>>699270918
fuck yea nigga
At least all of it hehe :3
>>699270998
honestly nothing at the moment, there's a melee tournament on later today and I'm going to be hijacking katia's PC all day to watch it it'll be great
>>699271036
It's just long is all, girth isn't that bad
>>699270240
being a butcher is evil
>>699271113
would you like for me to ramble more about my societal inabilities
>>699271624
yeah, knock yourself out.
>>699271468
we've all got to eat
too much, in scales' case.
>>699271229
nice meme
its fucking brutal
>>699271468
Do you know the nature of evil?
Why do Spammers leave g/fur alone?
>>699271681
I get anxiety from thinking about going to the store. If I need to go to the store to get something I check if it's available online first.
>>699271857
now that's just rude
>>699271958
>nice meme
why do you keep saying that
My crackers is more of a challenge than the chance is.
>>699272050
sfur people react to the spammers and give them attions, giving them the attention they want
>>699272070
Hey, maybe you can leverage your anxiety about going shopping to buy less food. Although tbh I do the same shit, I'd always rather buy most things online. Cheaper, too.
>now that's just rude
I'm shaming you yes.
>>699272186
Keep it up, it might be a new fetish of mine.
>>699272241
The point is to make you lose weight, not get you off.
>>699272170
Not always, I still hold to my theory the Spammers are closet gay and don't like being reminded of it.
>>699272070
i keep saying that because its a nice meme
and nigga have fun with your massive asshole holy shit i bet some of those dildos are wider than me
>>699272315
we DO get spammed. You idiots just whine more
>>699272170
The fuck? That's not even true. Literally no one cares about the spam.
>>699272170
>>699272408
sorry kat, I'm just following one prick that decided to put g/fur in the crossfire
>>699272298
why not both?
>tfw he thinks I'm cockwizzard
>>699272574
Nah, I can tell that you aren't. That would be a compliment.
>>699272540
not katia, despite all appearances
>>699272541
listen if we can get both done that's admirable but first thing's first
>>699272613
a few threads ago you asked "hows it going cockwizzard?" :Y
>>699272613
damn rite
do you want a tripcode dash? i have spare ones i dont use
>>699272315
i guess its ture
all tho im definitely predominantly hetero i do own this pretty fellow after all
i prefer to hang out with other hetero people
i feel that i can relate to them better on an intellectual/philosophical level
>>699272723
You're typing style reminded me of him for a second, then I remembered that cockwizard doesn't use emoticons like an autist.
>>699272741
Nah, I don't mind. I'm probably going to get a new name anyway. I don't like this one.
>>699272848
xD you rlly got me g00d
>>699272848
but they will just copy new name
if you have a trip there wont be confusion. and you wana be liked and shit right? fag
what the fuck though
>>699272981
Oh, don't worry, I will get a trip as well.
>>699273049
aight then
>>699265730
Rofl, this makes me kek every time
>>699264938
>>699265024
>>699265183
>>699265257
>>699265407
Who is this character?
>>699264878
I can knot a L nox but i can't take it all.
