I don't see any cringe threads, so let's get one going
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I don't see any cringe threads, so let's get one going
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>>699178009
yeah I'm fucking bored, Ill dump some stuff
Im also going to post come random tumblr cringe stuff I have
>>699178160
I never cringe at this one, he's clearly just a magician.
>>699178009
EM DAS JOOKER BABBY
>>699178372
Oh my fucking god, how is that allowed
>>699178160
Lost.
>>699178372
this isn't cringe
this is mild amusement
then disbelief
then anger
then more disbelief
and finally a general disdain for the future of society
>>699178286
i know its some sanic shit but what exactly am i looking at?
>>699178684
Beautiful.
>>699179103
the sonic fandom is fucking something man
>>699179092
hello zika my old friend
>>699179006
i hate hate hate these fuckers
>>699179280
when i look at stuff like this i dont cringe at the art but the thought of the virgin who made this
>>699179209
Not claiming to know what all that means, and I'm down for diversity and everyone being comfortable with themselves and identifying as whatever, but I feel like people try too fucking hard and end up ignoring that there are straight and cis people too. /rant
>>699179006
>#crimanal justice system
if an accusation counts as proof for shure
>>699179092
lost
>>699179209
Why does tumblr keep taking things I like and making them autistic.
>>699178009
tissemandsovs
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>>699179209
>that filename
kek
>>699178160
I'd wear that shit if it was such bad quality.
>>699179651
I am open-minded too, and I am all for equality, and people being themselves and comfortable. But it's the hate and feeling they should be treated /better/ that bothers me about these communities and individuals who prescribe to those kind of naming and labelling conventions.
>>699178160
Why does someone always post this guy?
Not even remotely cringe and if you cringe at this you probably have autism
>Take your name and put "the hedgehog" at the end
>Google search for images
>>699179905
reminds me of the guy who has the mlp porn paintings in his house.
>>699179835
This is actually perfectly in line with the whole original point of 4chan.
>>699180045
rad hedgehog brah
>>699179006
Cringe, not rage
>>699178372
>trigendered
This triggers me
>>699179586
Ahahhahahahahahha I'm fucking dying
>>699180278
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>>699178009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsbIdSGwoEs
Watch this one...
faggot is dressed like Joker, roommate walks in on him
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>>699178419
This guy posted this photo in a cringe thread just to feed his ego, so now he's getting posted in every cringe thread.
>>699179092
Do you need a hand, bro?
>>699180440
>>699178372
Pluto
A planet
>>699179631
wtf
>>699179631
my god. if I was his father i would wipe out my him and the rest of the entire family and then kill myself while watching this video, taking only a moment to contemplate the sorrow and waste of life...
>>699178684
God speed you beautiful bastard, god speed.
>>699178684
I'm going for a run.
Oh man, best FUCK YOU ever.
>>699180043
failing to understand why this is cringe is the true sign of autism
one of my favorites 1/2
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>>699179631
At least he keeps his room clean
Nothing will ever come close to this.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7LvlGDAGgMk
>>699179459
This is actually a troll blog. There is some serious fucking gold on there.
>>699178684
no fucking way this has to be a joke
>>699179631
All is forgiven if he fucked the asian
>>699180045
Kill Me
>>699178009
moms gonna freak
>>699181273
anticringe, nice.
>>699179568
Excuse me but what in the fucking fuck?
>>699180440
well he did issue the 'code' command
>>699180557
cringed
>see you guys later XD
>>699180333
Whoever made this is in on the joke. That's what I choose to believe.
>>699180043
It's a meme, gets posted, people comment saying "y cringe?" some other fag saves it and posts it in the next thread, the cycle goes on.
>>699179989
lost
>>699179631
This is adorable, and in a good way
>>699179712
This disturbs me greatly
>>699180557
both codes are autism
>int max (int a, int b)
>{
>if (a < b) return b;
>else return a;
>}
>>699178684
fucking kek
>>699180434
That's actually a valid way to feed a mosquito colony if you've already raised it yourself and have tested the initial specimens for any viruses. It's more common, though, to use a fabric screen that allows them to reach through and drink but not escape.
Research can be really fun some times.
>>699181905
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCk
>>699178684
>"fuck you and your thin privilege"
confirmed fake, had me going for a moment there
>>699181905
that happened to me when i caught my braces on a magnet
>>699178372
90% Pluto and 10% Dragon. That's sexy as fuck.
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>>699180265
>not recognizing obvious satire
>>699178286
That's some CWC tier shit right there.
>>699180440
This one is just hilarious. What a tryhard
>>699182260
cUNT*
>>699179835
this is rage not cringe
>>699182345
that's just pleb tier wannabe art
this is real art
there's no looking at this without being immediately struck by the struggle faced by womyn
>>699178372
And ladies and gentlemen, we've found the specialest special little snowflake that there ever was.
>>699180557
Shalom Ayash's comment tho
>>699181729
i love how the article seems to display this as a good thing
>>699178419
Doing magic and not being under ten years old. That's cringe.
>>699179006
If you repeat a lie enough...... nope, still a lie
>>699181905
FUCCCKKK ME! Thats at least 4 or 5 teeth that need to be removed. What the fuck happened did he just get rocked in the mouth?
>>699179006
I hope that person goes to prison over a false rape accusation.
>>699182790
i can tell by her face she at least let him finger her that night
>>699178009
His grammar and spelling is genuinely angering me.
That makes me cringe over myself. Well played.
>>699181163
>its an autist calling other people autists episode
its literally a meme. The reason its posted in everything thread is because theres pretty much nothing wrong with it. like this guy said: >>699180394
Yeah, it looks a little awkward wearing black denim with a shirt like that, but he's obviously like 18 or 19 years old. He probably doesn't own nice pants.
>>699179631
He was just fine until he started the fucking dancing. Jesus fucking christ.
>>699182927
the disabled are at a disadvantage which you will abuse till the day one of you die
>>699183033
whats the problem with this one?
>>699181441
Dragons don't fucking eat diamonds. I am mad
>>699181229
what does singlet even mean?
>>699183147
No touchy touchy like that if you don't want to get ouchy ouchy burn
>>699183147
her hand is on the element you dipshit.
>>699183033
Saw this one passed around at work. Fucking hilarious
>>699183197
Dragonkin here,
I've been a dragon for 3 years and we actually do, so fuck off.
>>699183147
She's literally holding the part of the soldering iron that's so hot it was darkened. That's not the handle.
>>699183147
Hot metal burn hand bad
>>699183197
how do you know, are you a dragon?
>>699183433
"Fuck you I'm a dragon"
>>699183147
That part of the soldering iron is scorching hot when on.
>>699183147
The way she's holding the soldering iron, if it were actually switched on it would burn her hand off
>>699183433
Stop mocking and oppressing our REAL identities. Dragonkin don't eat diamond, when we digest them they break down into diamond dust which everyone KNOWS can sand through everything. That's why it's used to sand down diamonds themselves. It rips up your stomach like razors. We eat rubies, sapphires, and all those other copper-based gem stones.
>>699183147
hope she doesnt burn her hand when she sauders the pci slot closed..
>>699179528
>birth canal forms between the genitals and anus
>mfw
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>>699183661
understood
>>699179006
The person who posted this has raped me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4mAuD_av68
>>699183127
He didn't say that.
This was actually kind of funny until the last part
>>699178009
>>699178372
OC from earlier today, was applying for Olive Garden when this little gem caught my eye
Tumblr won guys, its over
>>699181308
lost holy fuck
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>>699179092
These are unsettling. I'm allergic as fuck to these airniggers and I'm so alarmed by their presence that throughout my life I've easily not slept some 100 nights because I have to hunt them down no matter what.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJlu59RPlq4
>>699183632
Knightkin here.
I'd fuck you guys up in a fight, any day.
Stay away from our village.
And our privileges.
>>699178581
Doesn't he refer to the car as a 'he' too? To make it all the worse for his father.
>>699183799
We still love you anon.
>>699183799
It wasn't a joke dipshit
>>699179651
>/rant
>>>/tumblr/
>>699179528
I mean, I guess it makes sense that Vegita is uncircumcised, but i never really wanted to think about it before.
>>699183874
Thanks Weedman
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>>699180045
Im the cool kid that gets all the bitches
>>699184072
little baby anon is angry the other anon wasn't hurt by his offensive statement.
grow the fuck up faggot
>>699179529
I'm actually kind of fine with it. I have some seriously weird fetishes, but a healthy sex life (well, as far as changing sexual partners can be considered healthy) and a pretty normal social life.
>>699179631
This is so much better with sound.
>>699179631
I'd bet money he has autism or some kind of disorder.
>>699179835
>2010
>says good things about Moot
Sounds about right.
>>699184426
I'd wager against that. This is what life does to the weak and it's natural and well.
>>699179835
you know, it's not like past #2 is wrong, its just really bad and cringey how this shit is put.
>>699179905
fucking kek. thanks anon, you made my night
>>699180045
Well I'm glad I did, best "wtf" moment of the day for me by a Longshot. And I've been lurking /b/ all day.....
>>699180043
Fucking newfag
>>699178372
I literally have zero fucking clue what any of this means.
>>699180070
sooooooo this faggot is turned on.. by himself?
>>699178225
kek
Got a god tier catfish story on db, anybody want it? pic related
>>699184655
sebastian the hedgehog
>>699183083
>within several feet of her personal space
what the real-life fuck does this mean? How fucking far away are we supposed to be from one another?
>>699179631
Like. He's not a bad looking chap, he doesn't look out of shape, he's got a loving family... What went wrong?
>>699178372
this can't be real, this have to be bait
>>699179631
i am an otaku and what is this
>>699178828
looks like she's growing out the armpit too
>>699179946
>I'm already getting my university group to look into your behavior
Oh my god, I think I died of the cringe.
>which frankly is rapey and fucking problematic.
I'm ded.
>>699178372
This might actually be a form of legitimate autism.
The real cringe is that i made these like 3 years ago.
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>>699178684
i really can't believe people like this exist
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>>699183433
What the fuck did you just say about Dragons, you little bitch?
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Invisible University, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Dungeons, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in fa/tg/uyshit and I’m the top caster in the entire Realm.
You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with telling that shit over Dragons? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am preparing a magic ritual to translocate your fat unwashed arse so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare mind. Not only am I extensively trained in elementarism, but I have access to the entire library of the ivory tower and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>699180126
>You're also being anti-magic
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>>699185592
Good story if nothing else
>>699178828
>don't add this to your fetish blog
won't be a problem
>>699185647
part 1
>>699185783
speak for yourself!
>>699180045
thank u for this
>>699185846
part2
>>699185846
Dude, thats not cringe, thats just being a good bf
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>>699185958
Oh… Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. comment redacted.
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>>699181729
>abanoning your family over such a retarded, stupid, faggoty thing
>letting your children pass their time with this degenerate abomination
>these people still will defend this
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>>699185958
She calls him her friend and calls him 'patty.'
>1000% cringe
>>699186157
fucking kek
>>699182897
unless he got hit my some really strong fucker he probably smashed his teeth off the ground or a pavement etc.
>>699183905
>airniggers
>>699179092
Looks like a summer day in Scotland...
>>699186353
>>699184067
that face is so punchable, im so glad i dont know any feminist IRL nor there are many in my country
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>>699185066
she couldt even think of an original flag for her kingdom
>>699181163
Cringing itself is a sign of autism
>>699186450
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2i7qbmru7zanvy5/AABkNWWU24a1Uvum0Dbo6hkoa?dl=0
Pls make this a meme I feel as though it is memeworthy :^)
>>699178372
Ahem, let me translate:
>aboragender is a catch all term for genders out of the norm, femme gender is used in the lesbian and trans community and means someone who identifies with feminine traits.
They are not normal, and prefer makeup and dresses. They were were born with the name Jasper so have a dick between their legs. (Fuck you Tumblrinas can't yell at me, I used a physical trait description)
>Namoromantic means attracted to all genders but men.
No dudes
>Ceterosexual means a sexual or romantic attraction to anyone with a non-binary, or genderqueer, gender identification.
All ladies (including those who wish they had a wang) are welcome.
>polyamorous means multiple partners. Cyber relationship means distant relationship over the internet.
I want as many women as possible to have sex with me. But since it is over the internet I mostly just crush on a lot of different women. Including fake ones I write fanfics about.
>Adrogynous presenting means you can't tell if they are a man or a woman.
I want to be weird and pretend I am a woman, without fully commiting to it.
TL;DR:
>Plutobro is straight and feminin looking pussy who is willing to do what ever freak tumblr women want to get some pussy. Even identify as a planet.
My God, this new generation of straight men are doing back flips to describe being straight in a weird way to wooh the freak Tumblr women.
I'd say I'm disgusted, but I'm actually impressed at this example of the speed of adaptation in nature.
>>699179209
They can make up all the titles, descriptions and characteristics they want. That doesn't mean the rest of us have to believe they exist.
I haven't seen a single shred of evidence that any of these exist. Until I do, I will just point and laugh, call them a fucking moron, and move on with my life. If they say they are 'triggered' I'll call the local mental health crisis team.
Fuck tumblr and the indecisive cunts who waste heartbeats there.
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>>699181441
Dragons actually eat gold and treasure, that's why they're always sitting on a pile of it.
>>699182424
>too afraid to type the word "crazies"
What a fucking faggot.
>>699178874
This is the kind of excentric person i´d hang out with
>>699182367
underrated
>>699184199
>when you fight the nips only for your grandchildren to obsess over them
>>699181969
>both codes are autism
U wot m8? The code on the left is called "fast inverse square root" and is just incredible. It approximates an inverse square root of any 32bit number down to an error of 0.175% on the first pass. It's not using floating point division and INCREDIBLY fast.
This code and the magic number in it is absolutely top notch.
>>699178684
>meerely
Ruined
>>699186860
dragons are the final form of jews
>>699179631
fuckin weebs man
>>699186561
>fish mouth
>>699186614
ehhhhhh… I wish
>>699179586
Why do I ache so much?
You were a lust penis... (Dur)
>>699178160
hey dude thats this fag lol i know him raid his utube
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TWXzM6T-gvM
>>699186490
Greedy fucking cunts. The brother was right to leave and deny them. And I'm ashamed the judicial system allowed them to get away with it.
>>699186890
This isn't eccentricity; this is genuine mental illness and social conditioning that has resulted in a living creature that hates a core part of its being. This is barely cringe... it's just sad.
>>699179586
That's fucking hilarious
>>699186490
>
That is the most fucked-up thing I've seen on the internet, man. Fuck Parker forever in hell.
>>699182790
Yeah. Really cringe worthy. He went to prom with a semi attractive female. He'll look back thinking how stupid he was...
>>699183127
>using stolent art from XKCD for your stupid LE FUNI LE WRONG GENERATION RAGE FAIC MAYMAY
>as if that shit was so hard to draw
>>699179631
I'm an otaku, and I find this guy cringeworthy. Holy shit.
>>699179712
>.jpg
Why the fuck don't you have the .gif?
>>699186157
What the actual fuck...
>>699179835
Lol, has little girls as a hobby.
>>699186490
This isn't cringe this is just a piece of shit mother daughter combo. They actually deserve to be raped to death in the streets, then at least their mouths would have some use.
>>699186298
kek, but true
>>699186490
FUCKING CUNTS
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>>699187811
I wish i could develop the ability to stop time, just for the sole purpose of being able to shit on these people's faces, mid sentence, without them knowing what the hell happened.
>>699179006
This person raped me
Checkmate, tumblr
>>699180070
The satire is strong with this one
>>699184949
pussy destoyer
>>699185066
Pretty good description of the love-cycle of an average nu-male.
>>699179006
>to kill a mockingbird
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>>699188109
It's a troll post. The guys account hasn't been used for anything other than this one post.
>>699188346
I am almost sure that is parody.
Almost...
>>699181766
lost
>>699179946
Hahaha holy fuck What blog is this from?
>>699180557
>read code
>cringe at girls code
>assume picture is saying girls cant code worth shit
>read comments
>mfw
>>699181338
Actually not bad. Crude and primitive, but not ugly
Got this one from a thread yesterday
>>699180792
Tumblr is more autistic than 4chan
Prove me wrong.
>>699181229
This is just straight up mental illness. They need professional help.
his husbear died last month
>>699186860
Are you always sitting on a pile of Cheetos and Mt. Dew?
>>699181229
>Algoral
>Al Gore
>>699189073
nah they agree with you
How can there be so much bullshit "kin" stuff ? Fucking faggots
>>699182790
>not ticking the "o shit waddup!" box
>>699181675
This was such a great campaign. The butthurt was glorious.
>>699178372
I fucking quit
>>699181729
We should post articles like this just to get people who support it into the open. Then we can euthanise them.
>>699183874
why would it matter if the candidate was Canadian? Can some non-sjw fill me in?
>>699186890
It's a blind ideologue, not an excentric person.
>>699189767
>I<3POISON.jpg
>>699180045
>Jacob the Hedgehog
Thanks for a hunger games thread tribute.
>>699181675
I remember when it was named project harpoon but i was not there for the follow through, I didn't realise it got this much attention.
10/10 kek
>>699181397
Even if i agree with the message, god who the fuck takes the time to make autistic shit like this???
>>699182424
Shame it didn't work.
I guess it depends on how old the parents are. It may be more worthwhile to just take a shovel to the back of this nutters head, dump the body, and try again.
>>699182069
>how do you go outside
kek
>>699185500
Don't beat yourself up about it anon, it was in 2013 and these are actually pretty well made and not reddit cancer.
Plus it reminded me of times in my scouting career.
>>699185031
Go, anon, go!
>>699181905
Overtensioned?
>>699182260
Triggered so hard I fucking prolapsed. How is that okay? I can see midnight sure, maybe 10pm, but 7pm?!
>>699182927
People like that need to be secretly sterilised. Like slip radioactive samples into the seat of the chair.
>>699183033
Top Kek
>>699182661
This image is so deep.
Whites get shit on while blacks dont
>>699178581
isn't this the guy that raped the Herbie car?
