You are going to be permanently teleported through time into the middle ages (1000 AD) but are allowed to bring ONE and ONLY one item with you.
What do you bring?
It can only be something that you are able to acquire.
A notebook filled with information on how to do stuff that I have prepared beforehand. Stuff like how to make a simple generator, waterwheel, farming techniques. Simple stuff but revolutionary to them
>>699177719
I'd bring a fucking AR-15, motherfuckers would get shot the fuck up
>>699177960
They know how to make waterwheels fucker
>>699177719
Collection of science books
>>699177719
Porn
>>699178041
how many rounds in that clip dickhead. This aint an 80s action movie...
My cell phone so I could call for help.
>>699177719
several pallets of Charmin ultra strong mega rolls
Bleach
>>699178113
I'm talking about better ones with appropriate upgrades dumbass. You think a mill built in 1000 AD compares to one built in 1800 AD?
>>699178304
There wouldn't be any cell towers
>>699177719
A big bag of antibiotics
>>699178293
>Calling a magazine a clip
Grow a brain retard
An English-Latin dictionary.
The only correct answer is antibiotics.
>>699177719
A gun so I can shoot myself in the head when I get there....fuck if I want to live in the Middle Ages
>>699178598
Yeah but it's like a law that 911 always has to work. They can gps me.
My car which is full of gas right now I'd run everyone over
Machete
>>699178293
Well I could bring extra fucking mags, if someone can bring more than one science book then i can bring more than one magazine.
>>699178304
I dont think it would work...
>>699178708
This is literally the only correct answer
Tablet with solar charger, and a stack of PDFs on medicine, farming, metallurgy, industry, geography, language, religion (need to not get killed as a heretic), etc.
But more realistically, a rucksack filled with pepper, cloves and saffron.
Wait until we can create Portable Time Machines.
Bring one with me.
Pack a mini-gun with thousands of rounds of ammo. And an exoskeleton suit with body armor.
Destroy the Corrupt Catholic Church.
>>699178203
was abundant back then with no religeous boundarys enforced onto people, in other words everything was ok to do
>>699177719
Just wear pic related.
A Bicycle
Use it to demonstrate machine power transfer 800 years before it's invention. Become top scientist of the time and create the printing press 400 years before it's time.
This will alter the advancement of technology in such a way that by the time I am born, we will have colonized the mars with hellium harvested from farms on the moon.
>>699178668
one of the best answers so far
I don't know how to ride a horse so i guess this.
I would bring like a kids magic set, perform a few simple tricks and be worshipped as a god
My big, black dick.
His name's Rosco.
Spend all my money and bring about 500 oz of silver
>>699179412
you would be burned at the stake for being a witch/sorcerer
>>699179412
or burned alive
>>699178304
It would have to be a satellite phone to work
>>699178660
grow a dick, you insecure pussy.
>>699179598
>Burning witches at the stake
>Middle Ages
kek
>>699179885
What?
i would bring america.
>>699177719
My katana!
If it was two I'd bring my fedora, too.
>>699177719
>1000 AD, Song Dynasty China.
I would take a book of 'magic tricks.' I would become an ancient Chinese legend, possibly a god.
>>699177719
My Chamber pot
>>699180047
Huh?
>>699179598
Never thought of that, I don't think there is anything that would give you a real advantage back then, seems like everyone is fucked
>>699180027
didnt stop burning witchs until early 1400
>>699178668
That's really clever tbh
>>699178668
/thread
My bottle of dexamfetamine
so that I can just keep my adhd in check, figure the rest out then, or I can OD
I'd take back my sister and impregnate her constantly. Hopefully I get a son and I will be really nice to him and train him up to be my key rapist. We will rape my sister and her kids until I die of old age, making sure to train up one of my grandsons to take my sons mantle after he passes. We will create the biggest incest genepool in the world and call it England.
>>699179885
Really what countries had them in orbit in that era? Please do tell?
>>699179885
oh my...
>>699180687
>>699180687
THIS
>>699180734
USA!
USA!
USA!
>>699180084
European steel would cut that shit up in no time.
>>699180687
Missing the point of the thread, but if we are playing that game then I would go to the battle of Bannockburn and say the exact speech from brave heart word by word just so it's historically accurate
>>699180974
katanas are folded over 9000 times and can cut through a solid block of steel like a hot knife through butter
>>699177719
iphone
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>>699180047
1 Fully armed tank . You'll only need to use it 3 times tops before the world goes at your feet. And yes it is possible to obtain if I sold everything and spent my life savings.
an Institute type facility with science staff working towards world domination
I'd bring my best friend, she's kinda strong, very smart and has a black belt in tae kwon do (insert spelling)
>>699177719
The Divina Commedia, of course!
id take a bible as they probably didnt have them back then and teach some olden day peeps the way of god
>>699178333
Anon knows the trouble of no toilet roll.
>>699181605
Not you trolling or not. You know todays bible originated from that period I hope?
a nigger. and i'd make him a slave so that it would be acceptable much sooner.
One of those solar powered calculators. I'll be the Kings go to person for like everything math related. Make mad money and fuck mad bitches.
A backpack of penicillin. Think about it. You'd be considered a wizard.
Physics 101 book
>>699178708
I'd probably do the same, but not without raping a female peasant and her daughter first.
At least enjoy yourself before you go. I guess use but one round on raping the town people in their homes. They may not be the hottest bunch, but at least you won't die a wizard and any rational God would forgive and understand since none of them were wearing burkas.
A mobi huge.
>>699182043
Anything that seemed like magic or witch craft would get you burned at the stake in that period regardless of being male or female.
>>699182300
bring a fireproof suit
A colloction of all kinds of seeds.
>>699177719
my car with extra fuel in the trunk
I'd drive around spreading memes
dank ass weed nigga
My Vita and a solar charger
>>699183189
Burn the Witch!
>>699182475
>ONE and ONLY one item
What are you gonna do with that? Tell them you're a warlock, wait for them to burn you, and when the fire doesn't work, they slice your head off and take your clothes to their clothe-maker for further inspection. Do you want your head chopped off? Because that's how you get your head chopped off!
A laptop and solar charger so I can sit inside on 4chan while everyone else dies of black plague and malaria
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>>699183372
Or dunk him till dead.
>>699183372
chill out bro
>>699182300
>Anything that seemed like magic or witch craft would get you burned at the stake in that period regardless of being male or female.
witch-burning was something that happened in the late renaissance or early baroque period - 1600-1700AD.
the medieval era was pretty tolerant on the whole Heresy thing, as long as a bunch of templars/hospitalliers/teutonic knights didnt decide to go crusading.
Most of the heretics, like the gnostics, the albegenesians, etc were not killed, but instead simply ordered to make penance by prayer etc, and by following the "one true" church. Its only the leaders of such churches who were punished as rivals.
Also, I really hope so many posts here are would-be trolls, and not just spectacularly ignorant of history....
i'd commission an airy confection of gold and silver with a set of perfect artificial stones. cheap with todays technology but in that period fine workmanship in gold was scarce.
i'd use it as a gift to the church to assure myself a good minor position and become a humble organizer of the church's capital, rise with time and avoid being sainted
>>699177719
a book that indicates every single historical event for that era. this would allow me to tell the future and then the townsfolk would be under my command
>>699183962
please learn actual history not jewish propaganda
>>699184127
More like you would be under their command. This is the lowest period in humanity we are talking about.
>>699178041
Fully loaded m249
200rds
I would bring a bow and arrow
Pokemon GO
>>699184127
more like some jealous fuck would report you to the government and you'd get lynched for practicing witchcraft
>>699184305
no.
>>699184161
I wish _you_ would learn history, instead of whatever idiotic shit you imagine to be the case.
>>699184305
>>699184013
It's better in many places outside Europe in year 1000.
I would pick greece but the pederasty >>699184127
>>699179381
Underrated
>>699184516
I would report him back for committing a cardinal sin: envy.
Two can play at that game!
>>699178833
>can only bring one item
You have an empty gun, and the appropriate ammo won't be invented for at least 900 more years.
id take fire otherwise like how am i going to heat up shit in the dark times
>>699184786
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?
>>699178906
>Destroy the Corrupt Catholic Church
a pussy with pocket nukes will still get owned by
>the Corrupt Catholic Church
>>699177960
This is how to secure a lifetime of fame and easy living.
>>699179052
Some good info, but a lot of it downplays a lot of the technical knowledge needed to do some of this stuff. For instance, the tungsten for lightbulbs we use isnt just normal tungsten. Theres a very precise method of heat treatment and other chemical processes before it doesnt just heat up and break when a current is introduced.
Ive got an EE degree so a lot of this stuff I could build from knowledge anyway. So, the best tool would be something to inspire fear and strike terror into the hearts of people. Once thats done I could recruit an army of pesants while claiming to be a god. Once that is done itd be as easy as manipulating them to do my bidding.
Hence, this all leads back to the AK-47 with a 150 round drum mag in my closet.
>>699180974
> European steel
You watch too much anime.
1000AD? Katana wins at everything.
After ? Scimitars are what you want
>>699184913
You completely misread the post. See >>699178147 he can bring a collection of science books, but you can't bring a collection of mags with the gun? What is a gun without a mag? What is a car without tires? Yes it's still a car, but it's not whole.
>>699180687
That's been done before, minus the time travel part.
>>699179052
Advertising? Thats a perma kiddo.
>>699185201
They gonna burn his book because they mention nothing about Jesus
I'd bring a medical encyclopaedia, preventing the black plague in it's entirety and effectively stopping the Renaissance from happening.
>>699185140
Or how to be burned as a witch
I'd bring a book about telescopes
Then I'd invent heliograph and change the world.
>>699184127
why bring a book when you can learn that shit?
>>699185346
Doesn't matter if he can explain trivial scientific things and just claim that he is the next jebus
>>699185385
that's playing with fire, a codex containing diagrams of flayed human corpses are a big no no
>>699185451
They'll give you a free tour of their torture chambers beneath the church
And give you free house arrest until you admit, like Galileo, that the earth is the center of the solar system
>>699177719
a camera with built-in solar panel to recharge itself.
claim it can "catch" and enslave someone's soul.
become king of the world.
>>699185618
that's actually a very good point.
>>699185186
>1000AD? Katana wins at everything.
at 1000AD, japanese and european steel smithing are almost identical in technological ability. European pattern-welding is at its technological and artistic peak, as evidenced in the frankish and scandinavian blades.
By 1100, european steel-making has passed japanese with the development of the blister steel bloomery producing larger quantities of homogeneous steel and the resultant decline in pattern-welding. Japanese steel-making remains almost unchanged from that date till the 18th century.
>>699184906
>implying anyone would listen to a practicioner of witchcraft
thats not how it works anon
>>699185674
Bruh they'll make you king of hell instantly
>>699185665
The Church had nothing against practical inventions as long as they didn't go against it's teachings.
>>699185743
Damascus steel would shred that shitty nippon blade
>>699185033
Overrated
>>699185955
You watched that same youtube video too, huh?
I'd bring the combined writings of Plato, Socrates and Aristotle
>>699177719
Books for recipes. Like TNT, Metal working, Black powder, SOAP.
>>699186153
no I study archaeology
>>699178904
Are the spices to sell for better food? If so good af idea.
>>699177719
antibiotics
>>699185811
yes :^)
i shall reign over these lands
>>699177719
Well, depending on the definition of "object", I'd bring back a gun, a cleaning kit, and as much ammo as I could carry.
>>699186200
lmao if you show up in constantinople a penniless man who doesn't speak greek or latin with english copies of a commonly read author
The plans to build an energy source of some kind either nuclear, solar or wind and advance the world's technology
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>>699185464
My comfy king size bed.
>>699186362
well I would bring the greek or latin versions obviously.
>>699177719
One fully functional and armed military nuclear submarine.
>>699185955
Wootz, or Damascus has some significant points - it is harder, for instance. but its also exceptionally difficult to work, difficult to source (and by 1000, the old trade routers were drying up - Ingelrii blades are replacing those marked ulfbher+t, and homogeneous steels are starting to appear that are the match for Wootz.
In objective terms, the performance difference is minimal between the two (regardless of what that hysterically over-hyped Nat Geographic documentary may have claimed).
Wootz is a very, very good steel, but its not a singular game-changer, one vs the other.
>>699186510
With only you to operate it?
>>699181464
>tae kwon do
>raiki
laser pointer
Barack Obama
Solar Powered RC car to fuck with people
>>699186601
Yes. I could hire members of a nearby population if it proves too inefficient. There is not much of a hurry because there will be no combat, since no such thing was invented until the late 1800s
>>699186804
But do you even know how to operate a submarine?
>>699178304
Who you gonna call?
>>699185385
Also you think the earth is crowded now, imagine what it would be like if nearly most of Europe had not died out from the plague? You people really need to think about cause an effect. There is reason stuff happens and a reason for the result.
>>699186609
nice
>>699186950
yea you pus hthe button
I'd bring Islam, religion of peace
An Fiskarks axe or a saw just to behead countess Bathory.
>>699186950
> implying they don't have field manuals on them
Come on. Even most fighter planes have manuals on board with all the instructions. And those are the most least practical vehicles for looking at instructions in.
>>699187054
MEH
>>699186510
>It can only be something that you are able to acquire.
>>699187132
haha you're gonna be so full of spears
>>699186285
>Are the spices to sell for better food? If so good af idea.
No, the spices are to trade for money.
A bag with packs of cloves costing say, £30 today, would be worth the equivalent of about 30 MILLION in the 10th century. £10 worth of peppercorns would be worth the equivalent of about a hundred thousand pounds.
And £100 of Saffron would be worth millions too - possibly literally priceless in some parts of europe.
That rucksack would be sufficient to set you up for life in the very best home money could buy - it would pretty much finance the building of a palace.
>>699177719
I'd learn how to make bombs and then just take a rare component and prepare to kill some French
100 years war no more
>>699187247
I keked
>>699186780
This,but make it an RC plane.
Holy shit.
RC Plane 100%.
Just think about it.
>>699186376
The materials and processes needed to manufacture such things where not available yet.
>>699187154
Do they have manuals in latin you faggot,they won't be speaking English
>>699187084
Labour would still have barely any value, so no revolutions. The feudal system would just continue until it would fail another way, I'm just curious how.
>>699178293
An AR style rifle takes magazines, not clips you fucking retard
>>699177719
Bring a solar powered drone with a dildo attached and fly it around to harass villages.
>become god of the phallus.
>>699177719
ITT: motherfuckers whose heads would be pike decor
potato peeler
Easy.
I'd bring a video camera that has 4tb of memory with a solar panel to keep it powered without needing an outlet/batteries.
Record all of the crazy shit throughout history.
It's a far fetched item, i'm sure, but that's still a pretty awesome idea.
>>699177719
iPhone, blow King Arthur's mind with my downloaded movie "King Arthur" featuring Clive Owen.
>>699187412
Not even a basic wind turbine?
>>699187530
> 4tb memory
I'll give you a year
>>699187665
Kek'd hard
>>699187530
Are you immortal, m8?
>>699185743
> at 1000AD similar
He's taking a modern sword back in time remember.
But I'll play your game since you seem a little butthurt
An odd thing about pattern wielded swords is that way more 1000AD old katanas have survived than European swords.
>by 1100
Europe is not a nation like Japan.
You want to go Asia vs Europe 1000AD?
>>699187302
good luck explaining how you got that stuff, people would just assume you're a pirate or something.
>>699187692
Where are you going to get the tech to make the magnets and the equipment to pull and spin the copper wire. It would need to be precise with bearings and there is no way to make such tech in that period.
Literally just bring a video camera that has footage of black people and muslims today in 2016. Go to all the white countries and warn them to just wipe out Africa or else look what they turn into.
Is that the way to solve world hunger and accomplish world peace?
>>699187870
kek
>>699187870
> your picture
Observer
Can into Chinese cartoons
>>699177719
your mom
>>699187870
World hunger exist as a natural selection process to thin out the weaker humans so only the strong remain. If you fight world hunger you are fighting natural evolution and nature.
>>699187851
Well shit. I'll take back a gun and kill myself then
>>699179412
It worked in Star Trek.
>>699187812
No i'd stash the video footage in King Tut's tomb. Wait for them to find it like they did in what... the 1920's? That might be wrong, but I can't remember the date.
They'd have to wait 80-90 years to play it but I could always somehow acquire paper + something to write with and explain how computers/cloud storage and all that work so they can start working on it 80-90 years in advance. Imagine the technology in 2016 if that happened.
>>699188095
Good point Anon. I didn't think of that.
>>699186575
>>699185743
>>699185955
> difficult to source
LOL that did keep me busy a while.
The anti katana reactionaries always go around spouting this stuff.
>>699187814
End of story:
Sharpness: Volcanic rock blades are the sharpest but super crickly they'll break.
Durability/effectiveness: Scimitar
>>699177719
A laptop with connection to the internet so i look at all weapon schematics and then sell them.to diffrent countrys and lords
>>699188519
what internet?
>>699188095
this. World hunger and overpopulation are a myth. The population is always linked to the amount of food that can be produced. Since the neolithic the amount of km² to feed one person has dramatically decreased, thus increasing the potential population the current technology can provide for.
It's said that we're reaching a plateau soon, we'll see. I wonder if we'll find out what will cause the next mass extinction tho. I don't think we'll see it this generation, but nature has a way to deal with small issues like us. Just wondering it it'll be self inflicted like nuclear or economic war, or something like resistant viruses, Yellowstone, ... Either way we'll survive with the roaches, as we have always done.
>>699188698
The internet you just got baited on faggot
>>699187814
>He's taking a modern sword back in time remember.
very true. though even a modern 1070 or 5160spec steel, for a single weapon isnt a real game-changer.
not, when you factor in that the people there have been training and using it all their life. its sort of akin to someone being handed a modern composite bow with all the pulleys and shit, and shooting against someone who's done archery their entire life, with a longbow. Superior tech without training isnt much use.
that said, that single sword would be considered an incredibly fine weapon then, for the quality of steel. But they'd probably think the workmanship of the hilt was shit.
>An odd thing about pattern wielded swords is that way more 1000AD old katanas have survived than European swords.
Without much effort, I can probably put together a list of at least 2,000 surviving swords from that date, in the national museums of sweden, norway, scotland, england, etc.
You severely underestimate how many survive.
>Europe is not a nation like Japan.
this is very true.
but japanese smithing was notably insular, while European trade was in full swing by that date, so you're getting blades from Passau and Solingen being shipped down danube and rhine all the way from Greece in the south-east, to norway in the north-west. There wasnt anything like the insularity that went on with the japanese - even island people like the british were much more connected to other nations. But I could write for hours on that subject.
>>699177719
A sausage.
The correct answer is a sausage.
Sausages were highly popular in the dark ages. Rather than bringing some random weird crap that's likely to startle and bewilder the villagers and get you burned at the stake by a frenzied mob, bring a sausage and you'll be making loads of friends right off the bat.
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>>699188853
This kid thinks Internet is just there.
>>699188853
oh shit dude you really got me
>>699188272
No one cares about your scimitar
Solar powered laptop and a copy of Fallout 3
>>699188989
I think you'd make a great peasant.
>>699188953
tl;dr
>>699188162
>They'd have to wait 80-90 years to play it
Nah, they had smart guys back then, who would figure it out in a year, tops, including building support machinery to access it.
>>699188844
Yeah a lot of starving African countries export more food than they'd need to keep their populations full
Sure you can say greedy fat fucks with a 'gimme gimmme' attitude taking others food by force can be called nature I guess
>>699177719
A history book on medieval history.
I'd be the great prophet foreseeing the future.
>>699177719
If I say my colt 1911 can that include additional rounds?
>>699186383
Id bring a meat dragon
>>699189231
A modern super-sword is useless against an experienced soldier with a crap bronze-age one.
![bread-jesus[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/45rbCxA.jpg "bread-jesus[1].jpg")
a cheese sandwich with jesus on it
You guys got it wrong, all you need is a nuclear powered bullhorn. Imagine charging into a village going BEEEEYOOOUUUUUUUUUWEEEEEOOOPPP!!!
You would be banging all the virgins before nightfall.
>>699188953
Other guy isn't me lol but awesome info I'll look into it more and find out if it's true
>>699188272
> difficult to source
>LOL that did keep me busy a while.
In what way?
Its a simple statement of fact: the wootz trade routes which had existed from northern India to syria, and then the Levant trade to Lombardy dried up in the 10th-11th centuries. So, for a european PoV, it was difficult to source. Hard to make a sword from the stuff, if you cant get the steel.
>The anti katana reactionaries always go around spouting this stuff.
It has nothing to do with "anti-katana reactionary". Its a fact that european metallurgy progressed over the next 100 years and the growth of use in the over-shot waterwheel producing greater heat, allowing larger bloomery steel production than that done in the japanese tatara smelt.
the japanese sword was a masterpiece of workmanship. But it was technologically inferior by the 11th C, and remained very static and lacking in technological progress over the next 7 centuries - a side effect of the very static conservative culture which emphasised rigid tradition.
>>699177960
Why not write Or print them? Notebook will not last long, you couldnt charge it/repair it. You could be accused of stregonery/using magic/using devil tool and killed. Also people would steal your notebook quickly and possibly kill you.
>>699189350
actually we in the West are eating the good parts of the animal, fe. the breast and leggs of chicken. Then the rest gets frozen and shipped to Africa, undermining the local economies there by offering it for cheap. So you get a whole bunch of people eating second hand food and becoming more dependant on the West while growing in population. Maybe what this world needs is a general collapse of the West.
>>699189350
Yet the people in those countries are too lazy to mine and export the mineral and other materials just below their feet. They would rather let the fat fucks come in and take all the rights and give them a pieces of change a day. Every situation in this world is self induced. You make the bed, you lay in it.
>>699189718
Hes talking about a real notebook, as in a book you take notes in you fucking mong
Tablet with an external case that has a 10 terabyte drive and solar panels in it (the case) the tablet would have the best speech translating program avaible now, a pdf reader program, ability to use the hard drive in the case and the hard drive would have blueprints, schematics, etc etc on it and then I would start using the information to amass fame, but be known for strategic defenses that no one dare be able to get through. Once this is done use the wealth I have amassed via giving basic knowledge out to allies to form a advance, for that time period, port to build a massive sea vessel.(the tablet has a pdf file on all record weather patterns of that time period and for the next 10 years.) Go to the Americas and start my expansive empire. (Paid an ally a massive amount of gold and all land amassed in Europe to destroy all blueprints of the harbor there and the harbor it's self) then get the people to stay at the village while I bring everything that was deemed worth of trading to the native Americans to allow us to have certain coastal spots and certain mining spots. Once that is done start to produce advance tech till I have steam engines then build steam vehicles, after that improving mining capabilities while amassing a fleet. send transport ships,armed, back to Europe to gather all peasants that want to come over (this should be the 7 year mark)and all intellectuals(mind you all armed men of mine have guns and 25-50 rounds each). After three years stop and tech the tech within 10 years of that point to this timelines tech tree of the 1950s and will start on making computers with no hindrance to all tech advances made. 5 years after that should get to this point in our time line in tech (add 10 more if medical advances are lacking) then after that have all medical researchers work on trying to make or figure out how to keep youth eternal.
>>699189761
The world needs a collapse of all civilization. From the ashes a better world will rise.
>>699189718
Notebook was a book to write notes in, back in the day..
A time machine to go back to the future of course.
>>699189885
No, the mong is you. He is talking about a PC. No one refers to a notebook now unless they mean the electronic type. You still live in the 80's or some shit?
>>699189805
>too lazy
I'd rather be a hunter gatherer instead of working in the mines too. Do yo know how much a hunter gather works in a week? 16 hrs. The rest is leisure time. That's not lazy, that's smart.
>>699189933
A computer was a person who sat at a desk and manually did calculations all day.
>>699178668
Implying they spoke latin in 1000ad, also even with a dictionary you would have big problems speaking latin
>>699189022
Fuck you bitch the golden horde is cumming 4 u
My phone and then I'd bury it in a location I know they would be doing excavation in the future. They'd date it to the year 997 and and prove that Steve Jobs did not invent the iPhone.
>>699189932
yeah that's not going to happen. I guess eventually the planet will just become uninhabitable, but before that humanity is going to pull a lot more pranks
>>699189980
Why go back in time? Go forward 1000 years and cross your fingers you'll arrive in a world of astounding plenty, infinite lifespan, and at the push of a button you can turn yourself into a large-breasted futa, but with the vagina between the penis and balls.
>>699190298
history isn't linear where everything constantly improves. You might as well wake up in bronze age 2.0
>>699190035
Thats your opinion you fuckwad, everyone at my University and multiple others still refers to them as "notebooks". Just because your shitty little life revolves around computers doesnt mean your opinion is right you autistic mong
>>699185140
Even if you lived a life of luxury in the middle ages, you couldn't even buy air conditioning or medicine.
>>699178041
This guy gets it. I would bring an AK47.
>>699177719
If I were teleported into a different time, I wouldn't be used to the pathogens, and die of the flu or something. So I'd prolly more realistically buy anti-biotics.
>>699190298
Or you could end up on a lifeless planet full of poisoned water and deadly air.
>>699190035
No you're the mong. Only faggots like you call a laptop a notebook. Gtfo scrub.
>>699177719
A suitcase nuke. After successfully bombing a random enemy of the richest kingdom I can find, I would live the easy life. Everyone would think I was a wizard or a God or some shit. Live in the castle and spread my conniving genes with whoever I desired.
>>699188989
Abe Froman, sausage king of Chicago
>>699190445
Highly unlikely, however. Even collapses maintain knowledge, especially given the worldwide distribution of knowledge nowadays.
>>699190562
This guy gets it
>>699190035
you must not be from America. Everywhere I've been in the states a notebook is a book used for notation.
>>699190448
The fact you use a stupid word like mong and you refer to your university tards pretty much invalidates any opinion you could offer.
>>699177719
My virgnity because I'll never lose it
>>699177719
Antibiotics.
Bring a hazmat suit. wtf. If you go back or forward in time unexposed, you'll die. Your immune system won't be used to the virus's/bacteria since our bodies as well as germs are constantly evolving. You'd die within days if not hours.
Call me a white knight, I'd bring a microscope and give it to the most learned person I could get in contact with. Save mankind hundreds of years of biological ignorance and undermine religion too!
>>699177719
I would sell everythinh i own and hire an elite fully equipped mercenary with guns etc
I'd bring a devil costume and go dance around in the local church
>>699190713
good idea
>>699177719
My Xbox cause the middle ages were probably boring as shit
>>699190686
He must have thought he was real original.
>>699190683
yeah I was thinking that after I posted. Culture is like an external memory, and I think we're at a point where tech like electricity and electronics will be permanently engrained in humanity, no matter what happens. Just like fire.
>>699190764
This would work for 20 minutes until the guy realized he could be the local warlord instead of his lackey.
Printed copy of wikipedia.
>>699190709
Aw is someone butthurt, I could use a much wider vocabulary if it would please you? I just thought mong would be simple enough for you to understand.
Plus you seem to have a little issue with people that go to university, might want to go to a counsellor to get that sorted
>>699178668
I speak Latin so I'm good!
>>699185337
its just a small part of the picture dumbass. He probably didn't even notice
All I need is my body pillow.
>>699190943
No you see where I come from a notebook as you refer to it is know as a composition book where you compose thoughts and ideas in writing as well as take notes. A laptop and notebook are one and the same in my region.
>>699190921
"Sire? What are these 'Fuller House Episode Recaps' you keep reading?"
>>699179885
Kek
>>699181964
And catch mad STD's from doing so. the saying "You stink of shit", would be taken as a compliment to someone way back in those days. People rarely brushed their teeth nor washed for years as it was considered unhygienic. Madness.
Of course, in certain parts of the world at that time, were more conscientious of personal hygiene
Also, being in contact with people back then would likely be like dropping in on todays isolated amazon tribe - we'd kill entire villages with the diseases we've long since been immune to, whilst older civilisations had not. Similar to biological warfare.
>>699190732
oh shit
>>699191178
are you the guy that posted the original comment?
>>699190909
Not if i slit.his throat while he slept and then took.his gear
>>699190171
Then you'd have problems speaking.
You'd have problems talking to people in general anyway. Even if you were in England, you'd have to speak old English. Have you ever tried to read Beowulf in old English?
>>699191431
Are you stupid or just dumb? Who the fuck else would respond to you?
>>699189885
I didn't know, i'm not a native english speaker so i never heard the word notebook used for the paper one. You shouldn't call me mong tho; i don't care about the word per se but there are very high probabilities that i'm a lot more intelligent than you...
I'd bring a big box of condoms
>>699191819
See I was just wondering because it was strange to see you pipe the fuck down and realise that opinions differ. Magic right? Think that next time before you post another dipshit comment
>>699191863
well what did you call a book that you take notes in?
>>699177719
Sex doll
>>699191863
110% Autistic confirmed
>>699192026
Go back home and suck your mommies tits you newfag..
>>699192142
> Using newfag as an insult
> newfag confirmed
>>699192087
Brain dead /b/ poster confirmed.
>>699192208
Actually it was meant as a compliment. Sarcasm just does not convey well on the internet.
>>699192045
A word in my language, never used it in english before now.
>>699192087
Except i'm not
>>699192220
Who the fuck brags about intelligence on a fucking 4chan board? It was a fucking insult and you go off talking about intelligence like any autistic would who has nothing else to offer
A solar powered laptop loaded with all the information off wikipedia, and all the historical finds and growths, and basicly anything that would help the fucking 1000 AD faggots learn shit quicker.
>>699192370
^ related
a noose
>>699185033
not rated
>>699192026
He is not the guy who wrote the very first post about how a notebook wold be bad in 1000ad if you was asking this
>>699185186
Steel is steel, the only thing 'folding' does is emit carbon particles from said steel, once you have the carbon content down to around 5% then you can't make the steel any stronger.
>>699191182
>>699192394
I just said you shouldn't call me mong cause i'm probably more intelligent than you, how is this autistic? It's like if TheRock was being called skinny from bieber.
A tractor modified to run on biodiesel.
> plow fields
> clear forests
> level roads
> run over enemy troops
> get laid as fuck
> impregnate maidens everywhere
> become the ancestor for basically all of you
> use my ancestral powers to punch you cucks in the taint from 1000 years back
>>699177719
One of my calculus textbooks. Let's give civilization a half a century head start this time.
>>699192876
also their local steel was shit quality with a shit load of impurities and a lack of innovation in tech
that said the centuries of conservatism are understandable if there's no need to change. The katana was designed as a backup weapon to slice trough lightly armoured peasants, and it did it's job perfectly at that for ages
>>699192876
Actually it is not steel till the carbon is removed. As long as carbon is in it, it is simply a grade of iron.
>>699193613
wat
>>699181160
lol if you're 15 and are into ninjas.
>>699193777
newfag's first trips
Convert all my assets into gold. Melt gold into single block, be richest man in history.
>>699193323
And where are you using this brilliant insight that you are probably more intelligent than me?
>>699187054
Ghostbusters
>>699193777
Real ninja never used swords. They actually used farm tools as that is what most ninja where are more accurately the local guerilla soldier using the tools of their trade.
>>699193613
My bad, that's what i meant, the Romans discovered it from beating 'pig iron' but it wasn't perfected until iron casting was invented and a bridge collapsed(due to carbon imperfections), they identified the carbon particles in the iron and how the Romans made it stronger then put two and two together and realised that removing the carbon particles made it stronger creating steel.
>>699193937
A 1mm block would not make you the richest man..
Every year I go to the fair and open oysters to get cultured pearls. I have like 40 of them.
They arent worth much now, but in 1000AD, they would be quite rare and worth a fortune.
>>699177719
middle ages
>1000 AD
Fuckin dropped
>>699187054
had to represent
>>699177719
A box containing
>my phone
>solar charger
>modern crossbow
>knife
>flint striker
>ten pounds of aluminum foil
>a fucking shit fuck ton of antibiotics
>microscope
>>699177719
A complete guide to Runescape
>>699194049
Where? Few posts up
Maybe you meant how can i tell i'm smarter?
>>699187302
Slight error in your reasoning, broski
Certain crop species did not exist until the American expeditions.
>>699178304
Fuckin troll. Topkek
>>699191749
I love this, I have one change:
my "item" would be a dead mercenary upon a horse loaded with gear, books and gold
