Best of 4chan thread
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Best of 4chan thread
Too lazy to try and read all of these, so they're either cringe, ylyl, or wins.
Gonna dump some shit.
I'm gonna end up turning this thread into a general 4chan shit thread sorry op
>>699111112
>111112
So close
Captchas are annoying as fuck and im too lazy to dump the rest goodluck op
>>699111326
God damn it I actually had a boner reading this
Eh fuck it no interesting threads right now, guess i'll continue dumping
>>699110421
that is truly epic
the dinosaur has been done a dime a dozen times, but i have never seen such genius as this
>>699110799
Anyone got the picture of her blowing the two dicks.
>>700000000
>>699109977
why do i remember this? lol
>>699110514
underrated
>>699111563
I was in that thread haha
>>699111915
best get in get history
>>699111978
hopefully 700 mil get isnt total shit
>>699111496
one kek to rule them all
>>699111563
Was probably a german because in that language it did mean the right thing
>>699111262
post the dick
>>699111695
legend
>>699109977
is there a story?
Whoops my app crashed. Gonna go back to dumping.
>>699111719
archive.moe
Not sure if it archives /h/, but if it does you can search by post ID.
>>699109832
>best of 4chan
>less than month-old forced meme
/b/ is kill.
>>699113111
oh and checked
I'm tired so im done dumping. Smell ya later.
>>699113531
I hope to fuck this was real.
>>699111326
is there more or a backstory?
>>699113995
Nope.... Seemed kinda obvious with how that one ended.
>>699112151
No, it was a dutch guy.
>>699114052
I would have cleaned everything, get rid of the body and call the post office that my life-magazine isn't coming after a day or so.
>>699111942
Story?
>>699114389
"How to get rabies"
>>699110514
16 in Algebra wtf
>>699110514
>>699111971
Samefag
>>699113139
cause age is what makes things good right?
>>699113245
I'm pretty certain that that is the New Zealand flag.
>>699114879
Nah man New Zealand has a way nicer flag
>>699109977
queen of the coons
>>699111112
I actually wish I hadn't read that. I'm going to be up all night thinking about that.
>>699114609
No, but OP's image is just a half-ass "do more like" variation.
Originality is dead and threads like these are the reason why.
>>699115117
but there's tons of stories that get posted every day in the ''greentext events that fit into x category''.
>>699114327
what are you 10
thats has no comedic value
>>699114488
>inb4 u don't feed the trolls
>inb4 u took the b8
>inb4 inb4
I have too much free time on my hands to care.
>>699115444
Nice trips, faggot
>>699111449
read it so many times, still kek
>>699114912
Yeah nah. We dont man. Some of us tried to get a nicer flag. Then the oldies were all like "nah straya mate".
>>699112340
Got me.
>>699111039
>2006
color me impressed
>>699116004
The good 'ol days.
>>699114266
Dude...
>>699111496
Protip: change them to legacy mode you fucking n00b. Or just buy a 4chan pass you poor piece of shit
>>699116475
What?
He wouldn't have been caught.
>>699115775
Just trying to piss off some ausfags
>>699112151
How?
>>699116603
Bro you just have to remind them that they are the most politically irrelivant country in the world and when China takes over they will be first so China can rape thier country for the small amount of mineral wealth left.
Ofcourse by that point us kiwi's will be 70% owned by china so we will just be a staging point for the aussie invasion. Maybe the western world will nuke us?
God just thinking about this got me hard.
>>699110514
good shit
>>699111695
>I like roast beef sandwiches
>is that a crime?
>>699111695
Shit anyone have the rest? I know catfish man had a second thread
>>699112340
Kek
>>699116576
you are as retarded as you are new
>>699113801
kek
Bump
>>699115319
I know, but it's one of the first greentexts I ever saw when I first got on 4chan back in '09
>>699111697
Always gets me
>>699117919
Oh yeah?
>>699110896
that was magnificent
>>699111801
What is with the skeleton - sans thing?
>>699110896
>1912 9mm
oh shit, i'm dying
>>699118232
Yeah
>>699112117
Hello?
Remember this?
>>699116637
Because to get the instrument the other anons thought he meant, you say "mouth harmonica"
>>699114266
not sure if clever bait, or too young to know the song...
>>699114088
Almost
>>699111449
This
>>699115117
>threads like this
>/s4s/
Jesus man, have a drink and reconsider your appraisal.
It just sounds angsty and so 2011.
It's a global market, bud, and millennials are taking over.
Speaking of which where is my hat?
>>699118361
Undertale.
>>699111262
Being oldfag must have sucked
>>699111695
>>699117327
I think this is it
>>699109832
OMG tht's so randomz!! xD xD xD
>>699119203
>so 2011
is that how far back your memory of 4chan goes? cause 4chan died in 2008
>>699116576
babby's first greentext thread
>>699113470
Holy shit I just realized that when I turned 26 a week ago, it was actually my 27th birthday. What in THE FUCK
i have a couple
>>699119143
HOLYFUCK
O
L
Y
F
U
C
K
another
>>699119143
is this legit? because it sounds legit.
>>699116914
Yeah Australia fucking sucks
>>699119113
>dat jpeg
put it out of it's misery, anon
and use PNG next time
>>699119870
all those replies, i'd say it is.
>>699119889
kek
One of the best best of 4chan threads I've ever been in. I've been here for over an hour. Thanks to everyone who dumped
>>699111732
Who ever screencaped this deserves to die a slow gruesome death.
>>699119744
>>699121286
This is so fucking unorganized I'm not even going to bother
>>699110421
i remember when people did these, i loved em
>>699121589
Yes, it's unorganized as fuck, but it's still a good read.
>>699121589
But you did.
>>699113190
this is actually a german joke song where he copied that story from.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqRZFWE1X_A
==============================================================
Guranted best of poopoo meemay of 2016!!
=====================================================
teh video are here lol :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llb15yn8H1A
>>699121665
I didn't read it if that's what you mean.
>off by one
Suck a dick faggot
>>699121699
i cringed and stopped reading at cremation
never post again
>>699121543
you win
>>699121850
wut
>>699121974
i said never post your cancer *dabs*
>>699122049
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW, STEVE?!
>>699121543
First thing I ever saw from 4chan
>>699122144
>CK DO YOU KNOW, ST
what did he mean by this?
>>699111158
Shit unfunny /mlp/ humor
>>699121511
samefag
no one could have made that as the first reply before the thread 404'd
>>699122347
hater detected
>>699111732
That's not even remotely funny.
>>699114310
I want to believe
>>699111697
>>699122448
it's a meme you dip
jesus christ is it summer in here or what?
>>699121004
best one so far
>>699110836
Oh shit this is my post from 4 years ago
>>699111697
>>699122600
these dont even make any sense newfag
>>699122751
fuck outta here, ultra newfag
>>699122751
>>699122796
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!
>>699122796
please stop embarrassing yourself
please
>>699122865
you want a piece of this?
picture related
>>699122751
>>699122999
*bulshes deeply*
n-nice trips anon
o//^//<
>>699111915
500m get was a picture of a french flag..... i was there you dumbfuck
>>699111978
Jesus Christ you're a sheep
>>699123084
domo arimasen desu
>>699112340
kekking every time
>>699113740
I dont
>>699123364
EXPLAIN IT
>>699114291
Seems pretty alpha to me.
>"GO FUCK YOURSELF"
>"Why?"
>"I DUNNO"
>>699123202
>>699123406
this
i haz potato :3
>>699114477
I've seen a lot of dumbasses actually do that, even though it's an 8th grade level class. Unless it's a higher level algebra
>>699123719
thats not even how you write it in japanese newfag
>>699121313
is that harrison ford?!
>>699117884
dying
>>699122049
Fuck off newfag
>>699123810
すで
it correct is すで
>>699115775
Fuck off ya daft cunt.
Newflag was a waste of money and it looked like shit too.
>>699122420
faggot detected
>>699123915
shut up and love steve-o on whippits
>>699124150
>steve-o
whats that?
>>699123553
>>699123406
Summerfags.
>>699123944
"sude sude sude sude sude"
>>699124232
>>699124311
actually just a newfag also checked
>>699124483
すで is sude. not desu. just fucking change your keyboard to japanese and type desu to see.
>>699124599
dont oh god
also sicj trips
>>699116914
no minerals or wealth. chinee too busy building china 2.0 in the ocean.
>>699124676
Are you guys really having an argument over japanese grammar over the internet?
>>699124820
did you actually have to take the time to be such an observant spectator?
also it just pisses me off when weebs like this cant even spell desu right
>>699124676
>>699117884
It wasn't even greentext you fucking autist
>>699124772
i dont know why i kekked
someone explain this
>>699124973
Just kill yourself fucking weeb
>>699125114
*you're
>>699111369
not convinced
>Best of
>4chan
>Pick one
>>699121893
meanwhile my own escapades end up like this
>>699114477
>>699114488
>>699115252
>>699115444
>>699119994
Witnessed
This thread is magic
>>699119113
roasted
>>699116637
He meant accordion. They are called "harmonica" in a lot of languages.
>>699113995
its fake you fuckin monumental idiot
>>699122751
Your comprehension is shit then
>>699127090
this すで
Original
>>699127837
its すで
or are you australian?
>>699121487
do you have the image itself by any chance?
>>699122647
It's obviously a fucking meme, it's still not godamn funny.
>>699124676
>>699111732
guy was so fucking proud of his lame joke.
That is the biggest waste of sixies I will ever witness.
>>699127800
I had a fight with a dolphin once. I went to stroke it at a pool and budged me so I punched it.
Miserable cunt it was
>>699127800
I have. I went to Florida several months ago. I was quite happily swimming around with the dolphins when she suddenly decided to grab my foot with her genital slit. Dolphins have very muscular vaginal orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate objects and carry them. I stayed still for a while, to see if she was just playing, but she continued to masturbate against my foot, and in the light of the torch I sometimes carry, I could see that her slit had become very pink and had swelled as well. She was aroused!
So, I started to back-paddle with my hands towards a small beached area, partially submerged in the water. A couple of times she pulled me forward into the deeper water, but eventually I got my self to the shallows. I dislodged my foot (Being careful not to pull too hard), and took her gently by a pectoral fin and rubbed her belly just to aclimatize her, I guess. She immediately rolled belly up and started doing pelvic thrusts against the palm of my hand. It was unmistakebly erotic, and by now I was fully aroused.
I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done.
Ｉｍａｇｅ ｌｉｍｉｔ ｒｅａｃｈｅｄ．．．
Bump?
>>699128949
bump a thread thats almost hit the limit?
404 soon buba
let it go man, its for the best
it might seem hard but it will make you a man
>>699111695
>>699119310
genius!
