VIRGINS REPORT IN >age >furthest you got >do you give
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>age
>furthest you got
>do you give a fuck about being a virgin or not
>reasons you think why you might be a virgin
i'm 27 haven't made it with a girl and don't give a fuck.
i know i'm supposed to care but i just don't.
i'm not even depressed about it.
>>699109578
>i'm 27 haven't made it with a girl and don't >give a fuck.
>i know i'm supposed to care but i just don't.
>i'm not even depressed about i
Sounds like denial to me...
Bump
Go see an escort
18 touch tits and ass in pool
>>699109826
why? to prove myself to a world that doesn't give a damn about me?
>>699110118
To get rid of your wizzard status and find out what is so good about sex more like it
>>699110459
'to get rid of your wizard status'
eg to prove yourself to a bunch of people who don't give a damn.
'and find out what is so good about sex' how can it be any different from masturbation?
>>699109578
*wizard + more than 4 and less than 6
*furthest? _nowhere_, might have held hands in kindergarten
*no, given up
*coward, aspergers (real diagnosis, real doctor)
>>699110683
COWARD LIFE REPRESENT
>>699110683
why did i post that so near the top, i assumed thread was huge without looking
>>699110552
This post just proves how wizzardly you are. If you think that jerkin the gerkin is better than havingna tight wet pussy wrapped around your cock then you clearly lack a clue
>>699110844
solution; hold hand tighter, wet hand before masturbation. then what's the difference?
>>699110918
Get laid and find out for your self you dorky wizzard
>>699109578
>18
>almost went to a movie with a girl when i was 16
not really, sex sounds fun as hell and i'm excited for when i do it, but i want it to mean at least a little bit.
up until about last year i was a huge beta and thought girls were this huge thing, then over the next year i just kind of realized that the majority of girls are huge cunts, and will fuck you over as soon as their cooch bleeds a little worse than normal.
so i guess i'm just waiting to meet a girl who isn't a cunt, but isn't everyone?
>>699111127
I don't have to motherfucker.
Getting laid is pointless because by the looks of it it just seems to turn you into an asshole.
Plus it takes so much effort, acting cool, sure of yourself, witty charming, confident, etc, to attract a girl.
Why bother with all of that.
You're not doing it because you want to make love to a girl, you're just doing it because you want to be seen as normal.
That's not for me.
Virgins making posts/threads about how strong they are and how they don't care and are happy being Virgin are the ones who want to fuck someone the most
> 22
> made out
> no
> small dick
>>699111248
wow you sound like a prize catch. i'm sure you're going to make a girl very happy one day.
>>699110918
$70 will show you most of the difference
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>>699111274
This just proves how clueless you are. You must be an ass ugly, socially inept neckbeard to have such a jaded outlook on normal behaviour between two people of the opposite sex
>>699111386
do i sense a bit of sarcasm, or are you serious?
I fantasize that my little sister is still a virgin but am guessing it's doubtful
>18
>had head and everything else
>dont give a single hoot
>because i dont want to commit to anyone
>>699109578
same as you op but when people talk about sex i start to get awkward
>>699109578
>age
21
>furthest you got
filmed friends fucking
>do you give a fuck about being a virgin or not
yeah it kills me
>reasons you think why you might be a virgin
never had a girlfriend. people don't find me attractive and i don't really try to be someone worth being attracted to
Fingered and handjobs, haven't been with a girl in 8 months she was a land whale last time suppose I do care but I've lost weight and am a little more confident I'm pretty sure I'll lose it at uni
>>699111857
yeah judging by the photo that would be my guess too
>22
>kissing
>it withers my very soul
>I've had a lot of opportunities to lose it just never went through with it
>>699111857
Either way i would love to throw a fuck into your sister anon. She looks like she would be a wild cat in bed
>>699110683
As an Aspergers I've made out with two girls so far.
Shit is good but havent gone the whole way (got dumped a while back)
30 years old. Still a virgin. Kissed a girl on cheek last year. True story
>age
18
>Furthest you got
fingered and got jacked off on a bus
>do i give a fuck
Sort of, Im not one to obsess over that. just fuck a escort lmao
>reasons
Because that bitch was crazy..
19, I have had sex many times with 4 different girls. Sex is overrated honestly. Sex is slightly better than fapping. Only slightly
>age
20
>furthest you got
Make out and through clothes feels
>do you give a fuck about being a virgin or not
Not really
>reasons you think why you might be a virgin
Haven't particularly tried / look really young = bad combo
>18
>girls in my class used to toy with me, sit on my lap, comment about how they could see a boner through my pants, etc.
>beta and bitch boy, I'll never take the initiative
I'm 24. I've had a couple of makeout sessions & cuddling with the same girl, but it was years ago. We don't talk anymore, it's complicated.
I'm annoyed that I'm a virgin but I'm more annoyed that I've had crap luck with women despite asking them out periodically (typically in person, I'm trying not to be too beta). I want sex to mean something, like as part of a relationship, so I don't care about that as much as having an actual relationship.
Probably a virgin because I don't go out of my way to look for sex. Also don't bother asking girls out unless I already have strong feelings for them (not just looks) so I don't ask often. Maybe part luck, maybe part because I'm pretty average looking and I have arguably too high standards, I don't know. Lots of reasons I guess.
>>699113256
Oh yeah and it fucking sucks because everyone I know is getting some but me
Im a 36yr old kissless virgin
>>699109578
>I don't even care.
>Makes thread showing he obviously cares
>>699110918
Oh yeah I see now, you're being a try hard retard.
>>699109578
you're not supposed to have done any of that
some people require many different people to meet their partner
some people require just one
>>699113318
Bro at least make a move, even if it's a pathetic one. I can complain a bit because I've asked a decent number of girls out. You can't complain too much if you don't do anything.
>>699109578
Non-virgin reporting in just to make you guys feel bad about yourselfes while I can feel better. First time fucked with 16yo, now that I am 24 I fucked 6 different girls. Not a great number but way better than you fags. Have a nice day!
>>699113318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM
>>699113483
Hope that was a nice boost to your low self-esteem
>>699110918
>
nobody has answered this question
it's not really 'better' or 'worse'
just, once you start having sex - it's very hard to stop
i wish i was still a virgin
>>699113476
I've made a move once on this girl that drove me out of my comfort zone and was basically one of my best friends, she swiftly rejected me and we stopped talking because things were awkward, that might be something too.
>19
>Blowjobs
>Little bit
>Dated my first girlfriend from 14 to 17. Never really learnt how to make a move on a girl and my anxiety doesn't help at all when I try new things. Can talk to girls fine, just dunno how to escalate.
>>699113528
It actually was, yeah. Still feeling like a piece of shit that I am but who cares? At least I got laid. kek.
>>699113493
Woah this goes way back and still applies to me, shiiieeeet
>>699113724
Right? I was reminded of it so I looked it up. Huge nostalgia hit.
20
Kissing before puberty
Not atm, but give it a 5 more years or so and I'm sure I would care. Probably will just pay for it at that point.
Really bad social anxiety. Terrible at holding a conversation. Weed and alcohol help a ton. Don't go out much. Will probably try to meet some chicks at a bar once I'm legal. But who am I kidding I will probably just drink alone at home.
>>699109578
>age
32
>Furthest you got
nowhere
>do i give a fuck
sometimes
>reasons
social anxiety up to 20. obese.
yeah... the anxiety fucked my life
>26
>got my cock sucked a few times
>fingered a few girls etc.
>girl on bed naked, waiting on all fours but i fail to put on condom because my foreskin was still tight as fuck back then (bitch was crazy tho)
>still virgin because i dont go to bars or get drunk every weekend like 99% of the people in my country, and because i cba to waste time talking useless shit with a person that is not interesting outside sex, and getting straight to the point wont work 99% of the time
>>699113973
>girl on bed naked, waiting on all fours but i fail to put on condom because my foreskin was still tight as fuck back then (bitch was crazy tho)
what, and she didn't help out and now you're still a virgin?
>26
>literally nothing
>couldnt care in the least
>not really sure, never got around to it
I'm probably what you would call normal, for the most part. Healthy, in shape, confident, pretty good looking, employed, whatever. I can casually socialize and I'm not stupid, I know how chicks work. But when a girl's talking to me I'm mentally retarded. I've been hit on and flirted with but I get nervous and ruin it. And girls that I might like, it's 10x worse.
>18
>play with female friends boobs
>not really
>stay at home a lot
25
Had sex for the first time 2 months ago..
I was disapointed.
Had sex yesterday..
Still disapointed.
Jerking it is better.
>>699109578
>19
>A wristy from my friend's cousin at some party
>no
>see previous point
>>699109578
>24
>kiss at a party
>i cant be fucked to waste my time on it, it's just momentary pleasure with no lasting effect besides social confirmation
>i will lose my virginity to a girl i actually like (or won't) i'm just going to hold onto it for someone special since i don't feel the need to be rushed to lose it
>>699114388
>wristy
What the fuck, a handy? WTF is a wristy, I don't even..
>>699114611
Australian term...
>>699114611
Wristy, handy, whatever. It's the same thing isn't it?
>>699114194
Post pic of yourself, I'm not buying it.
>>699114647
I'm Australian and have never heard this term.
25
a kiss
i care too much about it
anxiety, socially retarded, depression
>>699114611
It's a wristy mate
>>699114780
Melbourne term? It's common use in places around here
>>699114773
Don't have the beard now though. I don't take many pictures.
>>699109578
16 , my dad nearly got it in my ass last night , nearly lost my cherry ,
>>699115205
Why would you lie?
24 years old, never kissed a girl, never got laid. I don't know how to go on about meeting girls. Still in college and have no money. Only guys in my classes, too, which only makes things worse.
>>699115269
Do you think some one would do that ? Just lie for the fun of it
>22
>Over the pants HJ
>Not worried about
Standards are way to high. Have hooked up with girls, all of whom are hot af, but usually after multiple times of seeing them casually. Im not that good looking or great at pulling, but good enough. Main problem is im terrible at lettting girls know im interested and even worse at knowing when they are, while being beta enough to not wanna creep them out but alpha enough to still go for it occasionally. Dont put myself in situations where im around girls enough and the situations i do put myself (usually festivals) im not creppy enough to actually get anyone back to my hotel room. Last girl i hooked up with was just making out at a festival, had a girl sleep in my hotel room last year but there were other dudes sleeping and the room and, didn't want to be creepy :/
the first step is acknowledging im a lil bitch right?
pretty sure itll happen soon, totally over the nervousness just wayyyy to nice rn.
also i look young for my age, that never helps
>>699115168
Ah, Rasputin. Say hello to the Tsar for me.
29
Girl touched my dick for under a second during truth or dare. I was 15 she was 12
Don't care anymore I'm too old to attract the girls I want and the girls my age are getting too old
Reasons: Extreme fear of people due to being abused causes me to act autistic
>>699109578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu2Eojto2_c
>>699115316
I don't know, I do it all the time.
>18
>cock sucked
>not really
>saving myself for a special person (inb4 faggot)
>>699114566
sex is just momentary pleasure?
then bro, you should probably kill yourself now, because youll never be happy
most men base their entire lives around sex, thats how amazing it is
at least take up ketamine or something, jesus what do you do all day
>24
>have given boyfriends blow jobs. that's as far
>except one time i was going to have sex and the guy came while he was putting on the condom
>still virgin
>>699115544
Girl or guy?
>24 yo
>i used to feelup the girls at work and we would flash each other/ when i was 19 i lived by myself and a buddy who lived in the same apparmebt building brought a pi by my place her boy friend cheated and she wanted to get even so he thought of me since i was a virgin. But i had worked 2 16 hour days in a row and was passed out so i didnt here them knock
>im not bothered by it im bothered by the fact that i feel unloved because of it and it should be so easy
>why? well, im unattractive, both im not good looking, and i have a personality flaws that never seem to be fixed
>>699109578
Same age here, Anon. I have had a girlfriend, have plenty of girls giving signals to me, even have slept with one (My Night at Maud's style).
But I stopped giving a fck about girlfriends/love years ago.
Pic: My Night at Maud's, by french filmmaker'Jean-Luc Godard. Recommended.
>>699109578
>age
21
>furthest you got
when I was 19 one of my friends wanted to get with me in a club but I was so tired I could barely keep my eyes open
a few weeks ago a friend of a friend clearly wanted to fuck but she was drugged up and probably had an sti so I avoided her
>do you give a fuck about being a virgin or not
yeah a bit, I care more about that fact I haven't had a gf
>reasons you think why you might be a virgin
I'm kinda shy, a little bit awkward, I'm not attractive, and I've not really tried
>>699115701
Talking about Godard sure will bring all the hipsters with you. It's a start.
>22
>girl literally begging for my fuck back first on the bed. and another instance i was making out with a half naked girl on my bed.
>not really
>too big of a pussy to go all the way
>>699115947
Well, fuck you, my champion.
>>699115656
girl
>19 here
>ate a girl out while she gave me a hand job in a baseball field
>could care less, well not really.
>Don't have the courage to ask, not even make a move
>>699116054
tits with stamp or fake
>34
>Got a blow job when I was 17 and ended up diarrheaing all over this girl's bed when I came. She told everyone at school. Have been too traumatized to try anything sexual since then.
>It haunts me all day every day.
>20
>A kiss when I was 14
>And skype sex with a fat chick
I'm a virgin because I was fucked in the head all my life thanks to drugs pushed into me as a kid. I had no sense of social awareness. I had to remake myself from the age of 15. Also I was just a total asshole to everyone I met. Nobody liked me.
And yet I can distinctly remember 4 or 5 girls who I would have happily banged that were interested.
>>699115544
>>the guy came while he was putting on the condom
>>699116222
>>ended up diarrheaing all over this girl's bed when I came
I love this thread
>>699116054
Do you consider yourself pretty/beautiful/cute?
>>699116222
Sounds like you took the expression 'I came and immediately started farting' and pushed it further.
Nice work mate.
25
touched pussy, she jerked me but before i could fap her mommy came in
no fucks
I am very selective. Can't fuck anyone below 9/10 of my rating score.Simple can't just fuck to fuck.
>>699116221
lrn2rules
>>699116294
i'm not fat but curvy and have some body issues. i have to get over those before being comfortable having sex.
>>699109578
>22
>Made out with a girl in bed
>Not really, but it would be nice to experience the real deal
>Not the hottest guy or the most social...
>>699116709
timestamp or gtfo
Cmon now, show us those beautiful fat titties.
>>699109578
>20
>Girls used to cling to me in school, but i always have been socially awkward and ended up avoiding them. Never got furthest than this.
>I give many fucks about it.
>Probably because i rarely leave home. I've been diagnosed with Asperger's and Panic Syndrome and i don't know any girls in particular.
>Pic unrelated
>18
>fondling tits
>nah, im still young
>I dont really go out of my way to meet new people
>>699116709
Care to show us your face?
>>699116985
underage & /b/anned gtfo faggot.
24
got dick in, couldnt cum.
no
she isnt someone i like at all, dont see the pleasure.
>20
>nowhere, the furthest I've got was literally talking to a girl
>sometimes yes sometimes dont
>I think I should talk more and try to actually say hi to some girls
>>699109578
>24
>foreplay too long, tries to get sloppy dick into vagoo and at least 6 but probably even more times i got very close but i fucked myself over somehow
>I do give a fuck and that is probably why i screw up every time
>25
>fondled some tits
>no
>im a fat piece of shit, and i dont really care
I masturbate a few times a week, but i never fap to porn, ive tried but its just distracting, pretty sure at this point that im asexual or just a faggot.
i love the cringe here. you virginfags are pussies, im ugly af/more beta than alpha, and i still get laid. stop being bitchmade
>>699117270
No.
>>699117093
it counts. least you know what pussy feels like
19
Tits
I don't
Im awkward around girls, like painfully. Girls like me though
>>699117270
Tell me how
>>699110552
So wait a min....you supposedly don't give a damn that you're a forever alone neck beard and sex can't be any better then jerking off. What do you jerk odd to tho? You jerk off to porn and other people having sex. You jerk off to rhe thought of sex but are to inept to actually have sex. Then you try to play it off like you don't care and thousands of years of biology are wrong.
>projecting this hard
> saddest thread I've ever read
>>699117582
I'll see myself outr then..
Hate to tell you this but de pussi is the best.
>>699111248
I honestly think that anyone who has this kind of opinion who has as little or less experience dating them as you is a bit of a tool.>>699111386 he gets it.
>>699113794
>I'm a drunk stoner, why haven't I had sex
Because you're a drunk stoner
>>699109578
>18
>Rubbed gentz, but never penetrated bc no condom.
>Eh its off and on. Sometimes im down to just fuck my fwb, but I have a fear of regret id rather save it for someone special
>Bc of my height
manlet reporting in.
>>699109578
>33
>Have naked ladies constantly, eating and fondling them
>not really, no
>I'm insecure cause I have a very small dick. So I never let them get that far with me.
>>699111274
>Have to act cool
>Act
Source of your problem OP. As soon as you decide to "act" a certain way that's when the creepiness starts to show.
Also you sound like a bitter little fuck, so that probably doesn't help either
>>699111274
Not if you're fucking alpha. I'm growing a fucking pussy crop these bitch flock to me
>>699117074
He's not talking about the age of consent, you retard. One of the rules of 4chan is that you must be 18 or over to use the site.
>>699111880
Fuck a bitch leave in the morning saying you will call her
>dont call her
> feels fucking alpha man.
>sometimes you feel guilty too
But they're women and if they're gonna put out and be a slut after one night that's not what I'm looking for in. Relationship
>18
>a hug i guess
>no interest in talking to girls and antisocial
>really dont care
>>699111992
Nah bro, uni is full serious now people actually care about their degrees and shit not like when our parents where there and it was just a 4 year bender
>>699119519
Not if you're not 15 and know wtf you're doing. MODS
>>699113306
Are you me?
I'm just younger and went a bit further with last girl but still...
>>699118465
>oh he's never dated a girl therefore he has no idea how they act
that's not how it works m8
>>699109578
>age
28
>furthest you got
a kiss in 1st grade
>do you give a fuck...
yes kinda, more for a relationship than actual sex tho
>reasons...
I lived in a small village for most of my life, and I'm too much into computers (gaming etc.) also I'm an introvert and prefer keeping to myself
19 had sex with 5 chicks one is current gf. Tell us now sex is overrated maybe like 1.5 x better thank wanking. Feels good on your dick as well as to have a female body in front of you but not as good as you'd think, your dick is pretty insensitive especially when it comes to blow jobs. Down side is the bitches you'll be fucking are never as hot as porn stars. Realistically you're never gonna fuck a bitch with E cup Tits and a Kim K sized ass that shit doesn't exist. Most chicks are like a 7-8 porn stars are a 10. Convinced I've never seen a 10 Irl they don't exist. But yeah sometimes my gf will ask for sex and it will be me who is the one moaning and groaning about doing it because it's so much fucking effort you get fatigued so quickly for like 7 seconds of pleasure. Yeah if the opportunity to smash arrives go for it but I felt kinda disappointed after mine and I thought maybe I was bad but chicks usually tell me that that was awesome or "holy fuck" or some shit. Stick to wanking that's good shit
>>699120284
We need details... Like when you say finger...did she get it ALL THE WAY in you butt or just to the knuckle?
>23
>have had some chances
>if a girl wants it, i stop her because of fear of the reaction.
>only did anal twice
>no vaginal and certainly no bjs
>>699120741
>Only stuck it in an ass twice, all other orifaces are off the table.
I hope you know you're fucking weird.
I came in every one of my girls holes except her pussy. When I came in her ass, my face actually went kinda numb it was fucking awesome.
>>699120839
I usually cum in every hole with most girls I meet, orgasms can be way more intense when another person's involved, but it seems most virgin men can't into it.
>>699115062
It's in Sydney too
>>699118930
you're full of shit
fake it till you make it is not a meme
>>699111992
What was it like getting your bum fingered and giving a fag a hand job , should of just bugged each other
>>699117270
I know right I'm 250 pounds, white and 5'10, soft 5/10 if i had to guess. still get my Dick sucked and pound pussy with the 4 inches it's easy as fuck. Confidence is all you need.
>>699120833
It has its reasons
28 kissless untouched virgin
I give many fucks about it and it's ruining my fucking life because all my colleagues & friends my age or younger are married, have kids, or just fuck around multiple girls, while all I have are obsolete video games, porn and 4chan.
>>699112768
In other words, you've had four terrible sexual experiences
>>699121259
HOW
22
Fucked 12 girls
Currently going out with 17 year old
Took her virginity, felt great
Just don't spaghetti everywhere anons,
Keep that shit in your pockets.
>>699109578
Grass is greener effect OP.
Yeah, you can have some moments with a gf where jacking off is better than your hand. But having to deal with all sorts of neurotic bullshittery in exchange is just fucking lame.
Kissed a few girls in high school
>18
Noticeably overweight (no health risks) people think of me as the fat guy that's there for comedic value.
Same with chicks, don't even try to break the friend zone because I know that's where I'll be going as soon as I meet s girl.
>>699114244
>Jerking it is better.
this.
>>699121744
ROFL holy shit, how did I fuck up typing this
Should've been:
>Where sex is better than your hand.
sex is way better than masturbation, you guys either had pretty bad sex or you guys know out of this world masturbation techniques
>>699122093
Well... Not to brag... But I know the front of my hand.. Like the back of my hand!
21
Kiss, finger, touch ass tits and everything
Don't really care for much
Going to lose it in upcoming weeks though, got a gf at the start of summer but haven't seen her in 2 weeks because I'm on vacations
>21
>When I was a child a friend and me got naked, I don't remember why we stopped.
>Nah, I don't think I'll stay virgin forever, so I don't think much of it.
>I'm in a closet, and don't really know any tops.
22
tried 2 times but failed both times, I couldn't have a boner ... I got really frustrated after this I even started to ask myself if I was gay or even asexual, I know I can fuck a girl tomorrow if I wanted to but I'm afraid to fail again
>12
>Fingered a girl
>Nah
>I'm fucking 12
>>699109578
34
married
fucked many
lost at 23
there is hope for some of you
>>699109578
>19
>fingering my sis/cuddles/sleeping/blowjob
>i don't, will get bout time
>anti social
>>699111381
some real honesty here
>>699110683
Ey mah autis boy asperger>every for of autism
>>699123868
Dis was me
>>699123555
>fingering my sis
story?
>>699110918
The first time you slip your duck into a pussy you will know. It's so much better than any fap.
>19
>jerked off in back seat of car by a drunk grill while the girl I have a crush on basically watched while she made out with another guy(didn't cum)
>don't give a fuck
>don't go out enough
>>699124556
I put a duck in a pussy but she went quackers
>>699124276
>met my sis after ~10 years?
>she moved to mine
>spent hours talking and shit
>3rd day she wants to go to a car at 1am
>can we sit on the back
>sure
>kisses etc
>she asks me to finger her
>do my best, shes pleased
>mfw i never expected my sister to be such a whore
>mfw she acts like shes my gf more than a sister
pretty sure shes done that to some fags before, idc tho. i live in the UK, she moved right after she finished high school so pretty sure shes not bitchin around its just me having "sex" with her.
not sure if i should convince her to have regular sex with me, because i touch her pussy and she blows me quite often but im too pussy to ask about if she wants to have sex...
>>699111381
>23
>I never touched a women in my entire life
>small dick
>18
>kissed my ex (she was a fat tumblr cunt)
>it's making me mad
>I'm not that social, I have low self esteem, most of my friends are dicks and they never take me seriously and I grew up with a single mother so I never got any advice from anyone plus no paternal figure
There's a high chance I'm going to lose my virginity the next week. Give me some tips on how to actually approach her and how to be more fuckin social.
18 made out with my friend while she and i were dead ass drunk at a party
>>699109578
>age
lvl32 wizard
>furthest you got
umm... making out and shit in bed? it's just that i didn't really care about her back then, so did not want to fuck.
>do you give a fuck about being a virgin or not
not really, it's not like it changes my life completely. getting random fucks is easy, getting an actual gf you want to spend time with is the challenge.
>reasons you think why you might be a virgin
wait, what? because i didn't stick my dick in anyone?
>18
>never held a girl's hand even as a friend other than shaking hands.
>don't give a fuck
>I find sex unnecessary, mostly interested in science and shit plus had been a bit overweight in the past
what do you people even get from having a gf?
It's just unnecessary weight in your life
>>699109578
>18
>not even held hands
>Dont give a fuck tbh.
>Dont masterbate either so im fine with not having sex for now
>Am socially akward as fuck and possibly have aspergers.
>>699126019
I have aspergers and I have had loads of sex it is not a valid excuse
>>699125012
oh come on, if you want to do that just tell her how she's driving you crazy when you're fingering her. and that's it.
and if she's all "but we're siblings" you casually say "just wear protection and no problem"
>>699125787
NOONE is going to want to be your girlfirend if you are 32 and a virgin
>>699126543
Im just fine with not having sex until I find myself a gf who I would actually want to spend my life with. I mean i probably could have sex if i wanted to i just don't drink or do any drugs either.
>>699113392
Lel
>>699110552
>how can it be any different from masturbation?
I don't even know what to say to this. I just feel really bad for you.
>>699126815
the thing is that you have to search for a gf like that
84 yo virgin here. AMA...
>>699111248
Maybe they aren't cunts and you just creep them the fuck out? They prob sense that you have no spine and know they can walk all over you.
>>699127035
Thats true but I have been trying to be more outgoing recently so you never know right.
>>699109578
>18
>Hand job. Last and only girlfriend didn't want to go further because she thought condoms were unsafe. Also she was fat...
>I don't give a fuck
>still a virgin because most girls in my age range are stupid bitches so I haven't put in the effort really. I also don't feel like wasting my money to impress some broad
>>699111274
>Plus it takes so much effort, acting cool, sure of yourself, witty charming, confident, etc, to attract a girl.
So you're saying you have none of these qualities? Well no fucking shit nobody wants to fuck you anon. Your autism must be off the charts. It amazing how hard autists think sex is to obtain when really it's not hard at all. Just have confidence and be yourself, it's that easy.
>>699112768
Right....
Listen up virgins.
>lower your fucking standards
>your first time doesn't mean shit. It's not really important other than breaking the seal and entering into world adulthood.mit's not some sappy shit you will care about later
>fat/chubby grills need sex too they are often eager to please, really appreciative of any attention, really good at blowjobs and the fatness feels pretty good actually, just doesn't look good
>girls don't get prettier as they age, so get to fucking now before you get to old to fuck god tier grills in their prime
>stop thinking you need to be super sensitive, thoughtful and caring to women. They expect you to look out for you own interests, not theirs. so do that
>get in fucking shape, fatties. Do you even lift?
>>699114194
The denial is strong here. You obviously are non of those things kek. I know, reality sucks.
>>699109578
>18
>had a brief 11 day relationship with an ugly girl that went nowhere
>i used to care about being a virgin but now i've stopped caring since i graduated from hs and i don't have faggots holding it over my head + i'm a closet bifag and would rather have a qt bf
>being beta, skinny, nerdy, introverted and socially awkward while also being black is a bad combination + i try too hard
>inb4 nigger
>18
>was offered sex but denied multiple times, grabbed tits and ass on multiple occasions.
>Do you give a fuck: Not really, will do it when I decide to.
>Reasons: I honestly don't really fucking know.
>19
>hugged once
>not quite, i've turned it into a running gag, makes people laugh because i'm open about it and for some reason that's funny
>6/10 on a very very good day, shit personality, not alot of friends, don't go out much.
>18
>kissing
>yes
>I'm worried they would freak out about my Fordyce skin condition it really bugs me
>>699109578
25
I was one really close to start a relationship with a nice grill but I tucked up
Yes I mind, thats cause me much Sufference because I understand my life will be really lonely without anyone who can love me
18
Second base
I mean i would rather not be dont really care that much
Idk
>>699127827
This. Go fuck a fatty virgins. That's how I lost my viriginity, at age 20, and was banging 8/10 hottie with months. It's super easy, you are not even nervous if you are not all that attracted to her. Builds confidence, you know what to expect when you do find a qt you actually want to fuck.
28 year old virgin. Furthest I got? Don't think it applies, but I touched a female cashier's hand once handing her my debit card.
>>699109578
44
rubbing dick in between legs,
feeling tits,
fingering vag
getting hand job (didn't cum)
tasting pussy juice
>>do you give a fuck about being a virgin or not
neh
>>reasons you think why you might be a virgin
aspie as fuck
fat as fuck (got fat in early 20's)
>>699128467
You missunderstood "get'em whith your debit cash"
If this wasn't 4chan i might try to offer some sincere advice to you guys but i feel like most of you cunts are permanently stuck in other peoples perceptions of yourselves. You have to want to change
>>699128467
Left off my reason. Don't know a mixture of my genetics/personality and the lack of altruism is the females I've tried courting. I guess.
>>699127827
I'd rather be a virgin the stoop to having sex wkth disgusting fatties
>>699128712
I don't understand what you just said.
>>699111857
There is no hole in your sister that is a virgin.
>>699128785
What advice do you have to offer?
Lost my virgin 6 months ago and have regular sex. Feels good man. 21 now so I managed to avoid wizardry.
>>699125787
>Getting random fucks is easy
Clearly not for you ...
>>699109578
>18
>fingered a few hunnies
>meh I feel like I need to have sex once so I can stop putting women on a pedestal.
>I don't actually know. I go on plenty of dates and I'm decently attractive (like a 6.5/10) I just feel women don't find me sexually attractive so I don't make advances because I don't get the vibe they want to do anything physical.
>>699109578
>19
>kissed a boy once when we both were drunk
>yes it is not normal for girls my age to be virgin
> because i am obligated to help on farm in rural france
excuse english, its not my first language
>>699128877
Thats why you will be a wizard soon
>>699115345
>>also i look young for my age, that never helps
this will help you, when you turn 28-29...
you can basically get 15-16 yr old chicks easily
>>699129473
You know the rules honey
>>699130165
i basically dont have any tits. though got abs from farm work.
girl saw my picture in jr. high graduation book
tells mutual friend she wants to fuck me.
so we meet and I get laid. 14 yrs old.
pretty much swimming in pussy ever since.
now i'm 50 but still extremely handsome
>>699130282
I love flat girls !
>>699112014
>>699111985
these two
>>699111274
Being alive is pointless because by the looks of it it just seems to turn you into an asshole.
Plus it takes so much effort, eating food, earning money, securing warmth and shelter, breathing, etc, to avoid dying.
Why bother with all of that.
You're not doing it because you want to live, you're just doing it because you want to be seen as normal.
That's obviously not for you
an hero posthaste, friendo
>>699109578
>22
>held hands, kissless
>don't care, I'd rather just wait until I'm married for that shit, seems more responsible and pointless sex with random people doesn't appeal to me
>personality blows, Quiet/shy, and I'm not attractive
>>699113528
I'm not him, but this thread is making me feel pretty good about myself.
Hell, it's a Friday night. I could probably still get laid tonight if I hustled.
>>699109578
21
hugging
not anymore, I'll just keep pretending that it'll just happen one day
my face. also, I'm one hell of a coward.
>>699131095
no, no you can't
>>699114194
>can casually socialize
>not stupid
>know how chicks work
>virgin at 26
Thanks for the chuckle.
>>699114219
>17
GTFO
Tip: Start from the very fucking bottom. Fatties are always ideal targets. Work your way up. IT'S NOT FUCKING DIFFICULT YOU CUNTS.
18
bought her lunch when I was 16
Yeah, it really bugs me
I'm sorta fat and not too attractive, but trying to lose weight. Also not very good at talking to girls face to face.
>>699109578
>19
>made out with few girls, mostly when drunk, one time a girl texted me, wanted to date, really into me, date was great, cut off all the contact cus I thought my friends(all atractive guys who fucks a lot of pussies) would make fun of me, later they rated her as 7/10
>too much alcohol, drugs,
>>699130282
Just show what you got
>>699109578
34
Paid for a BJ once, but she only jerked me off. Didn't cum
Not anymore. Used to think it was important, but now it doesn't matter
Fat, ugly, shy, no game, super tiny dick
I don't really care anymore. I used to worry about it a lot, but now I'm at the point where I maybe could have fucked someone, but I got too anxious about it and was scared off. I think I consider myself almost asexual now.
>>699116222
I need this to be real
give us more details on the aftermath, plus a photo of yourself
>>699131581
Cant really help with your tiny dick but simply losing weight and getting fit will make you far less ugly and more confident/less shy. Prolly make your dick look less small too if its not encased in the overly fatty recess of your disgusting crotch
>>699109578
>20
>Cuddling and grinding awkwardly under a blanket while watching a movie
>I've always been overweight and most girls tell me if I were healthier they'd date me. "If anon lost the weight I'd love to date him.. we have the same interests and he's really funny..". Granted that was in High School, now it's probably just the fact I never leave the house outside of business trips (I work from home).
I notice most over people here aren't really getting super into how they feel about it, but personally it's either I hate myself or I'm okay with it. Depends on the day. The main thing I'd want from a relationship is the companionship sadly.. though obviously that also includes sex as well as the emotional stuff.
>>699119519
Normal people don't fuck the way you and your dad do.
>>699109578
18
Cuddling/dry humping
I dont really care
I just haven't had the opportunity
>>699129473
dans quelle region ?
>>699131264
I'm not a virgin.
I live in Shanghai.
It's ridiculously easy to get laid here.
Thank you, come again.
>>699131581
>>but I got too anxious about it and was scared off.
ye that happened to me, was told a bird was attracted to me, so got drunk and was going to go round her house, lost my nerve and threw up blood (never happened again but scared me)
>>699114244
>>699121933
>Jerking it is better
You're bad at sex, so is your partner and she's incredibly unattractive, otherwise that would not be possible. HTH
>>699117348
>I'm 17 (britfag)
bye, dumbfuck
>>699132215
>>699131581
Jesus fucking christ. I hope you realize that you fucks are being massive pussies
>>699109689
This coming from the guy who struggles to copy and paste.
>>699132159
just be careful anon women can be full of sexually transmitted diseases
>>699132465
Yes. I realize that. Doesn't change how I feel, though.
>>699132489
kek
>>699109578
if sex wouldnt feel alot better, women wouldnt exist.
>>699132465
i suffer with anxiety problems bud
if i take meds i'm like a fucking dope head, can't win
>age
21
>furthest you got
I've had a few girls express romantic interest in me that wasn't reciprocated
>do you give a fuck about being a virgin or not
Couldn't care less. I don't want sex for the sake of it so I'm happy to wait to find someone who I can actually enjoy being with long term.
>reasons you think why you might be a virgin
High standards combined with the fact that there are very few people I actually enjoy spending time with anyway. I'm also a very private person in general and keep myself to myself most of the time.
>19
> Me+hot Hawaiian chick on a couch, her on top grinding me and kissing
>Yea kinda
> bad at conversation, lack of trying on my part.
>>699114219
>XD
Hey you might not be that ugly! From what I read the fact that you are retarded might also have an impact.
>>699132512
Not in the butthole, though, right?
>21
>had my dick rubbed and felt up some titty
>not really tbh
>I just don't try to get laid
>>699132764
>>699132581
Grills are just people, bruh, i know its natural to be a little nervous around people you are attracted to but its really fucking silly. You have to get over that mental block. Thats 95% of the battle. It helps to break the ice with a grill you are not really all that attracted to...once you have a notch on your belt, your whole attitude will change, at least it did for me.
>18
> Her sitting on my lap while I grabbed her tits + kissing
> Yeah
> A little too much weight but too lazy to get in shape
>>699109578
>21
>kissed a girl when I was 10
>no
>probably because I really don't like the idea of having sex, and therefore not even trying
>>699133764
those grapes were probably sour anyway
>>699111248
there are the same variety of cool and idiotic women as there are men.
it's funny when dudes complain how most women are cunts when most dudes are shitty too. just look at the replies in this thread.
>>699133854
Okay?
>18
>half handjob, really drunk, fingered/ate her out, got blue balled
>Yes
>Only really going for girls recently, not that attractive at any rate.
>>699109578
Im over 30. Two kids.
Sex is overrated unless you are not getting it.
Seriously guys. Make the effort to meet people. If you are not confidant.. act confidant. That is the secret. I garantee you won't regret trying.
>>699133057
>>I just don't try to get laid
yep that's me
fuck
>>699134559
Closeted homo detected
>>699110552
tbh to get the same feeling with masturbation you must be high and watch your favorite fetish in 3d
>>699129296
shitty attempt, tbh. you'd understand if you read what i said, so either you're retarded or just a novice baiter.
>>699109578
>i know i'm supposed to care but i just don't.
thats the problem anon, as long as you think like that, you will continue virgin ,':^)
>emotes for practical purposes.
>18
>kissless
>I care but it doesn't affect me much, just a part of the shit pile
>I'm a skinny nerd with social anxiety and paranoia
>>699116709
Sad isn't it/?
>>699116828
I got some attention but I never could loosen up. It's okay, though at least most people are nice.
>19 yo
>not kissless but virgin
>I care, for some reason
>Depression, Assburgers, Bipolarity (all officials)
>>699110552
It is WAY different from masturbation that feeling of being raw inside a pussy for the first time is a thing I will never forget. You can't imagine how nice a wet pussy feels or when that pussy is fucking you back for the first time. Lose your virginity dude you wont regret it.
>>699113306
Sex only means something when YOUR GOOD AT IT! If you just pound your girl and she gets nothing out of it, your not gonna get anything past a nut out of it. You get better at sex by HAVING SEX!
>>699111857
I'm sorry man, but your sister's had her pussy fucked and stretched by alphas on a constant basis for a while. Girls like that can get laid whenever they want with whoever they want.
how does it feel knowing that your sister is fucking guys that could easily beat your ass?
>>699116430
wait till you get that 9/10's clothes off an shes got a ugly pussy or something. You sound like a douche and maybe that's why your actually a virgin. "Can't fuck anyone below a 9/10" hard to find when your probably a 4/10
>19
>Half nekkid with a 6.5/10 grill, was 16. I was real fucking wasted though, and it was akward as fuck because I didn't really know what I was doing. Not mearly because I hadn't been intimate before, but also because I didn't drink to often and I'm real fucking akward in general, nekkid or not. Making out was slobby and I was so fucking exited that I had no bodily control. Getting bra off was fucking rocket science, but it was worth the while. Magnificent tits. We went on a while, and I proceeded to unzip my pants. She stopped me as she thought it was a bad idea. Probably was. I ended the night with two big shots of vodka and totally blacked out. l appearently fell down the stairs and talked about shooting up a school. Kek.
>I don't worry too much about the sex. More interested in a relationship, feelings and such.
>Precocious, started worrying about love way before my friends ever mention it. Blew it up to proportion and worried way too much about it. Puberty hit at age 10. Been depressed and anxious ever since.
I'm fine though, I do drugs.
23 khv
A girl once told me that calling her was the first step to going out, and I declined.
Don't care
I'm a virgin because I don't want sex. I hate women and having sex means I would have to deal with them for even a second of my free time.
>>699137267
Maybe you should start sucking cocks then.
>>699137330
You should be a therapist.
>>699137011
True dat, i've been seriously upset sometimes when a girl i fucked had a gross pussy and she was really qt
>>699112373
nghghghhghg
>>699109578
>age
18
>furthest you got
french kissing
>do you give a fuck about being a virgin or not
kinda but not a big way
>reasons you think why you might be a virgin
haven't had a steady girlfriend since I was 14
not a lot of girls put out in 2 week relationships
and I'm too much of an asshole to keep a girlfriend for longer than 2 weeks
>tfw i need a girlfriend who calls me a retard and wants to argue with me every single day
>>699113794
omg , i swear this is exactly me lmao .....
>>699109578
>39
>no where not even a boob grab
>i'm dying inside
>my very existence conspires against me
18
made out
meh, doesn't matter too much
18
>>699138166
That's not a very good reason.
>>699109578
>19
>everything but sex
>nope, I've been in the situation where it could have happened but I decided not to
>wanna wait until marriage
>>699109578
19
Hugs, kisses on cheeks, jokingly dirty talk with f friend
I'm dumb.
>>699137330
Implying that's not all I do bc men are better to deal with than women
>>699138473
And i care
18 and lost the v card on the 4th this month
I know some fucked up dorks but they aren't virgins. You just ask to get sex. You hear no alot. But you also get yes every so often. My step son is 22 and I've seen him sleep with 3 different girls in one week. He's fat and not too bright. The girls weren't pretty or skinny. But they had vaginas and that's all that counts.
How can you be such a beta you never say "you wanna fuck?"? That's all it takes. It does work. Don't be a pussy, get some pussy.
Not a virgin, but I was until 26. Basically grew up fat and awkward. Had friends and drank / went to parties but was never an option in womens' minds. Became a big pothead in college and partied a lot. Still no sex.
What saved me was finally working out and eating better and getting a better body. Then I lived with my cousin for a year and we fooled around a lot. No sex or BJs, but lots of touching and intimacy. Gave me the confidence to finally get with a girl later that year.
Looking back, I stressed about being a virgin a lot, but not everyday. It was a big relief to finally get it over with.
>>699139624
How is your sex life now?
>>699109578
>19
>finger banged a chick
>care a bit that i still have V card cos anon is going to army within the next 6 months
>gonna get mocked the fuck out of if i dont get laid soon
>im my worst enemy
>keep cock blocking myself
>chicks that want to fuck me are underage
>notriskingthatshit.exe
>im not even that ugly
>>699118028
this
>>699109578
If a guy gets to 25 without ever making out with a girl, how is that reversible?
I mean, how do you end up with a girl, kissing her for the first time in 25 years, without fear of ruining it because you're a fucking noob?
The way I see it, every passing year makes it harder for me to
>24
>grabbed tits
>no
>asexuality/depression
my extreme failure in life in almost every aspect overshadows the first world problems of nogf
>age
18, nearly 19
>furthest you got
fingered a girl in a club
>do you give a fuck about being a virgin or not
meh, I'd like to have sex but i've got way bigger things to worry about in my life than getting my dick wet.
>reasons you think why you might be a virgin
i don't hang around with enough sluts
>>699139920
Pretty good. In a long-term relationship now. But it definitely wasn't like flipping a light switch. It took some time for sure.
>>699140451
you dropped your tendies
>>699140451
healthy diet and exercise are actually the best treatment for some diseases
depression, for one
it may not help some people, but there are definitely a lot of people who get a huge serotonin boost from exercise
>>699109578
20
Kissing
No.
Never bothered or care about being a virgin + shitty physical and mental health.
>>699140451
Keep telling yourself that.
>>699109578
>age
18
>furthest you got
haven't even kissed a girl yet
>do you give a fuck about being a virgin or not
kinda, sometimes, mostly when others talk about their experiences
>reasons you think why you might be a virgin
I'm really insecure when it comes to girls, even tho I have a great social life, dunno, maybe I'm just not that attractive, but I think it's mostly because I've been a jerk with most girls I've had something with, particularly with one girl that really really liked me, but I was just a stupid teen -_-
>>699122660
Wow this exact thing is how I lost mine, except it was closer to like 2 months gap...
Felt nervous as fuck the week before and nearly sabotaged the whole thing by getting needy and paranoid.
All worked out fine, but definitely an anticlimax in the end.
All the best with stamping that v card anon
>>699109578
>age
25
>furthest you got
Awkward hug in high school
>do you give a fuck about being a virgin or not
Honestly I don't think about it a lot but it is a little depressing when I think about it.
>reasons you think why you might be a virgin
I'm not very personable, I don't exude happiness, I have pretty low self-esteem and I am unattractive.
I'm pretty sure I'll reach the age for wizardry unless something really abnormal happens.
>>699140503
If a girl is willing to make out with you or fuck you she is probably not gonna stop you in the middle just because you have bad technique...
Sure, she might not call/message you afterwards if you really suck... But who gives a fuck, at least you made out with/fucked her....grow some balls
>age
28
>furthest you got
Kiss
>do you give a fuck about being a virgin or not
I don't feel comfy
>reasons you think why you might be a virgin
Poor and ugly.(I have nice dick, 20cm)
>>699143193
Since when is wealth ever a legitimate excuse for not getting laid...
I never talk to anyone about money/religion/politics unless we're good friends/already fucking
