Waifu claiming thread.
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>>699056153
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
still here
and
>>699062682
top tier yeah?
>claimu
>>699063031
erp with me
>>699062447
It really would.
Ritsu guy should post more often.
not dead
>>699062658
Why do you keep asking me that? Names don't matter. And if they do, this is the only one you need: TEN.
Here's the picture of the stupid space cow
>Kurumi
im moving down to florida
and im going to bowl me a perfect game
>>699063031
Claimu
>>699062682
Meant the latter but glad to hear that, i hope you have time to check out a Kirby game before everything ends
>>699063111
I'm glad
>The fucking get
>>699062864
Shooting a dog
>You're a though guy
I'm not even sure why we started this again
>>699062932
mandatory uta claim
gard favourite pokemon is chimchar
http://imgur.com/a/avE84
>>699063096
Really? I should?
/waifu/ is more of a hobby that I do to kill time every so often
>>699063176
>Moving to Florida
Ill pray for you.
>>699063176
Nice, i used to live there. hope you like the heat like i do.
>>699063059
>>699062674
Yeah man. Can't wait for more anatomy and physiology. Heard it'll be easier this time and since campusl has a gym, that means i dont have to drive 20 min to work for workouts!
.
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
Rem claimed
>>699063096
I'd like it if he did anyway. Did /waifu/ ever have a Ritsu poster? I feel like we've had all other K-On!'s but not Ritsu.
>>699063161
Heeeeey he did it. Good job. Also.
BEFRIEND THAT MOTHER FUCKER. He looks cool as fuck.
>>699063285
That is why we are all here. Getting away from the rest of /b/ to BS with other, like minded, people.
>>699063153
Names do matter.
I could just go around calling everyone an oldfag and an elitist and stuff like that, pretending to know what I'm talking about.
>Ten
I see.
>>699063048
You should make YouTube vids of it
>>699063241
Me too I hope my PC comes back from the shop soon
My brother think it will take a lot of time though
>>699063424
how is it going for you and that gene pool?
<3<3<3<3<3<3
>>699063432
Disappointingly, I am unable to feed it
It seems to have trouble with the hills I found it on
also, his stats are messed up
>>699063562
i could. would be really boring
>>699063263
im just really good at it man
>>699063424
hey ram
>>699063666
Fuck it. Make hamburgers.
>>699063263
Doggo attacks, I shoot doggo.
Doggo doesn't attack, I dont shoot doggo.
Really though it would be hard for me to shoot a dog.I'm not sure if I could.
>>699063161
>Big mutant holstaur
What a name.Fucking retards naming everything "Thundercock Chicken" "SMEGMArtian" etc.
Befriend that bitch.
>>699063176
>Florida
I'm so sorry
>>699063404
Goodnight!!
>>699063424
Hey!
>>699063315(you)
>>699063562
I hate waiting for stuff like that, i hope they're actually doing something.
>>699062198
I wish I had some psychotic obsession to confess or something but I don't have anything. I am nobody, I don't have anything and I don't want anything
>>699063765
Sadly, i'd just get carbon or something
>>699063784
see
>>699063666
I found a dumb armadillo thing, gunna need a name for him
Claiming my waifu
>>699061672 Slutty maid
I dunno.
Oh well. I'll stop for now.
>>699061700
Thanks.
Kyouko looks really uncomfortable in that outfit. Lol
>>699063315
>>699063805
>>699063328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjRFL14QZhU
>>699063805
Hello
>>699063931
Succock
>>699063931
It was a joke. I've seen some game footage and most animals give Carbon, being Carbon based lifeform and all.
If it were me I'd leave them alone.
>>699063993
Our lord and savoir
>>699064028
Hey Your still bullying me
>>699064118
Honestly, I probably couldn't kill it even if i wanted to, i just have a shitty mining laser
>Kurumi
>>699064140
Nonsense. Was just labeling who i was talking to, like you so often do.
>>699063993
son of god tier
>>699063680
I was joking because this other guy makes YouTube videos and calling them banter videos
>>699063746
>Proceeds not to get
Never change queen
>>699063784
Ofc you wouldn't shoot a dog, also my dog is cute af so he will probably just try to lick you
>>699063839
Yea me too feel so helpless
I asked them today whats up, no reaction though
>>699063923
im sure whatever you say isnt that bad akame come on tell me what happened?
>>699064224
Good enough reason to leave them alone.
Maybe you can come back later to befriend and farm them.
>>699063424
I hate you, and this fucking 2mbs.
I wish I was home.My internet isn't shit.
>>699062401
>lick?
>>699062436
k den
>>699062682
German Shepards can also be very calm, so you could pick them up and toss em.
>>699063805
>>699063746
Not the real Rem >:(
>>699064237
calling me a slutty maid is bullying
>>699063285
If you've got the time for it, I'd say you really should.
It's a hobby for pretty much everyone as well.
>>699063153
>Honorable CC mention.
>>699063432
I don't think there has been a Ritsu claimer before, but if there was, I could have easily missed it because of my lack of free time.
>>699064028
Yeah, she kinda does, kek.
>>699064072
what's up? how are you?
>>699064368
but if you're, then he's, then whose?
>OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>699064336
oh uh good joke
>>699064368
yeah doing anything good?
>>699064336
>Dogs are adorable! what kind do you have?
Hopefully they aren't letting it sit around, how long has it been there?
>>699064489
Well if there was, fuck him. We got a new Ritsu poster.
best girl claimed
>>699064428
Calling me a bully is bullying.
>>699064527
That one is much cuter. Actually rather suits her.
Miho claimed
>>699064028
Sorry about had to go pick someone up. I took a road trip to help a friend pick up a stunt bike.
>>699064489
we kind of had one. he would post in like one thread every once in a blue moon then you wouldn't see him for a few weeks. haven't seen him in a long time though.
>>699064368
My dog isn't German though, and isnt very calm
>>699064598
I'm sorry to disappoint you
>>699064644
Mechelse shepherd
Since Saturday
>>699063315
I live in Florida
>>699064959
No, i don't believe pointing out someone is bullying makes you a bully
>>699064959
It's pretty cute, yes, and suits her a lot more than Madoka's outfit.
>>699063923
your my next art piece
blob:http://imgur.com/a58b5f71-e588-4bc5-88a4-6263fc0eb0f7
8018d203 claimed!
>>699065145
wrong thing
http://imgur.com/a/rcE8f
>>699064588
I'm the real Rem. This faggot is taking advantage that I have slow internet for now.
>>699064598
Using hotspot wifi because it's actually doing better.
>>699065019
Slap it if it gets aggressive.
>>699063118
Yeah, it sounded a little silly to be honest. There's no reason you wouldn't be able to talk about it here. Besides their own little groups there aren't much more outside of these threads. There was a public TG that had quite a few people from some time ago, but that never really went anywhere.
>>699064489
>>699063497
If only they listened. They could of been making ad revenue and they could of been mods of their own decently sized community. They'll be back eventually. That or they'll come back here opening their doors.
It is time for me to leave now, the sun is rising and the birds are singing
Otherwise known as sleepy time
Goodnight /waifu/
Claimed, whats happening in here
>>699065311
>>699065378
night night
>>699065400
fuck off
>>699065311
Well then how are you?
>>699065311
Nah man, he isn't aggressive he just likes to play
>Not calm meaning super happy
>>699064986
Ahh that's not as interesting as i was hoping it'd be. Lol
>>699065098
Calling me a bully makes me feel bad. So it's bullying.
Bully
>>699065110
Yeah. Madoka's is a little too cute i guess? hard to explain well.
>>699065019
Oh, well i hope you can find more to take your mind off that, sounds cute! does he know any neat tricks?
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>>699065591
Yeah, something like that.
Too cutesy doesn't fit Kyouko's character that much.
>>699065440
I have that saved already, but thanks anyways.
>>699065555
Nice quads, and am angered.
>lemon lube
>>699065557
Oh, I couldn't tell what you meant.
>>699065591
well my intentions weren't to make you feel bad so its not bullying
Bigger bully
>>699065019
you never disappoint me
>>699065311
well leaving tomorrow morning?
>>699065767
was just testing if your the real one
the real one would of not known that existed
>>699065591
It was kind of fun. And it hot as fuck cause my truck doesn't have AC.
>>699065511
Good answer
>>699065535
Good to see you too sunshine
I got a shit planet, it's hot and there's nothing here except space cows
>>699065790
Well if intentions matter, then i've never really bullied you.
>>699065919
Ah that would suck.
>>699065767
why are you angered, friend?
>
>watching some Dead by Daylight streams
Wew. I haven't felt like this since I played Manhunt.
This game will definitely give people goosebumps. Also, I bet it is banned in STRAYA because STRAYA can't handle scary stuff.
>the blood in Left 4 Dead is green on the Australian Version
>the horde mobs have fewer zombies
Cuckstralians.
>>699065734
He knows that whenever I am making food I spill something so he usually just sits there waiting
I'm going now though so cya
>>699065767
Yea I was kinda vague thats why I answered
>>699065850
:3
>Picture for reference
>>699066050
SPACE TEXAS!
>>699066054
But you were admitted to bully me
You bully
>>699066050
we dont give a single fuck about you fag
>>699065946
leave
Love me a surgar coated whore
>>699065850
Early morning, hopefully. I don't like this place.
>>699065902
CC only added the popcorn.
>but do you have the 3D glasses version of this?
>>699066122
Wifi troubles because not home
>>699066171
My temple has a dog, tame as fuck
>>699066203
Did I hear space Texas? I'm on normal Texas.
>>699065902
that wording though
mother fuckin UGHHGHGHGHG
you get what i was saying
>>699066203
Thanks for naming it fam
>>699066269
that's nice
>I just realized i can craft stuff i need
>>699066237
Yeah but it's not malicious bullying, so it's not bullying.
>>699065946
>>699066050
There's an impostor Galil. Other Galil is pretty decent.
>>699066054
>splash
>>699066171
Goodnight, Yuno!
>>699066317
>doesnt know i am c
huh, no i deleted it, didn't think i would need it
>>699066317
are you using the wifi at a mcdonalds?
>>699066153
its ok i didnt really feel spooked by the guy playing the killer.
>>699066171
happy dog
>>699066317
why not?
>>699066480
But not malicious bullying is still bullying
>>699066304
Oh look, a worst girl.
Saya was the only reason to watch Dagashi Kashi
>>699066808
I get that, it is just a video game after all. But it feels like a huge homage to cheesy slasher flicks. Like Texas Chainsaw, Freddie Kruger, Jason, all that.
>>699066456
Your welcome, Fam.
>>699066671
>knows you were but didn't want to point out heresy or some shit like that
>>699066678
Xfinity. The guy who gets 100mbs is using the cable.
>>699066808
Spiders, heat, dangerous place, small can crammed-ish, shite internet, etc
>>699067027
Fuck inwards
>>699064658
He left, and he might never come back again.
Life is suffering.
>>699065007
Oh, I see. Basically every K-on has been claimed at least once.
>>699065315
CC is still here, though.
He's in the thread right now.
>>699066317
I discovered a planet in No Man's Sky, I named it Space Texas because it:
>Is hot as fuck
>has giant cows, armadillo things, and rat things
>Is mostly reddish brown
>seems to have very little water
>>699067106
>predict that people will tell me to fuck off anyway
>delete post
>>699067106
>is bisexual
never claim more than one waifu they said.
claimed a husbando i did
>>699067142
People come and go like farts in the wind.
Can't hate them for leaving, best to just enjoy the time they spend with us.
>>699067106
Sounds like you need to go restrict his MAC address ;).
akame what happened were go?
>>699067189
>Texas is hot as fuck, yes
>We have all of those
>Only in the south mostly
>Unsure, haven't been to the east side, but lots of water everywhere else.
>>699067301
>off by one
>>699067311
I guess it doesn't count then.
>ik that feel
>>699067399
He pays for it and everything.
>>699067495
A cute!
>>699065007
Fucking obese waifu
>>699066983
i dont know the generator thing kinda ruined it for me. i thought it was really annoying to find them and then there was that one guy on your team who would break them instead of fix them
>>699067106
wow lots of downsides. any pros?
>>699066889
Then you're a bully.
>>699067599
i necked myself ;-;
>>699067699
nuuu me before you me first
>>699067741
Your waifu needs to lose some kilos
>>699067655
How do you break the generators? Failing skill checks? I don't actually own the game or play it so I don't know a lot of the game mechanics.
>>699067661
How?
you were the one who was bullying me
>>699066983
>Saya was the only reason to watch Dagashi Kashi
I like this anon.
>>699067886
i think shes around average honestly
>>699067600
is it really that bad over wireless? assuming you guys have fiber right? Is he streaming 8 netflix accounts at once?
>>699067600
>>ik that feel
explain please
>>699067655
Only if one part of the family gets a condo with a pool spa. Mentioned them already.
>>699068164
He doesn't seem to. He just kinda browses the net.
>probs downloads CP
>>699068168
>is bi
>friend is bi
>chick dotes on me
>good times
Not sure if that's the explanation you desired.
>>699067364
>best to just enjoy the time they spend with us.
Indeed.
Also, he's back, and purposely not replying.
Life is still suffering.
>>699068431
it was,
wuu2?
>>699068451
Oh well. If that is his decision we can't really do anything.
>>699068611
=Sachi is a bully
>>699067958
well you fix it and then push a button whenever it pops like a mini qte but the window is short
>>699068431
huh well help it gets better for you soon
>>699068700
=Shizuru is a mean bully
>>699068431
>thats a lot of cp
Alright well I'm heading off. Night /waifu/
>>699068630
wuu2?
And yeah, he basically called me his boyfriend
>so much confusion and denial because I was not ready
>>699068779
It should. I get back during the afternoon, but I'm not participating in anything after that, except threads.
>>699068789
Night Emi.
>>699068779
That's the skill check, right? So if you fail that you break the generator?
Is it permanently or just for like, 10 seconds or something?
Cause based on the few streams I've watched the generators are pretty fucking important.
>>699068787
Not intentionally.
Anyways, going to go grab a bite to eat. BBS
>>699068932
>what u up 2
this reminds me of when i was a teen.
good times
>that feel when you engrave Esdeath into your arm
>>699068996
ok
cya
>>699069481
>>699069481
tfw you write your waifu (Kudelia Aina Bernstein) into your arm
Btw its esdese
>>699069326
Solving Rubik's cubes and watching replays of Olympics. You?
>>699069481
>tfw you could've gotten a tattoo instead of taking away flesh if that's what you meant by engrave
>>699069481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p0OadRapq4
>>699069481
I've been thinking about getting a tattoo of the symbol of waifu tbh.
And I'm extremely late to the threads. Whatever.
>>699063176
>Florida.
Send me some key lime pie please.
>>699064986
I got my eye on you...
>>699065400
Yo Mugen, I've became a heretic now.
>You're the only person I haven't told. I was the old Yoko anon.
>>699067082
>Tfw I can make use of this but I lack photoshop.
>>699069743
holding in piss.
wanting to eat more but not wanting to wake roommate yet.
listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyLOw29VJIA
probably gonna set my xbox back up in a few mins.
literally passing time.
which olympics?
how many cubes u got?
>>699070191
I use GIMP. Works well enough.
>>699069481
So much edge you're a square.
>>699070191
Use this thing called GIMP, it's good and it's free.
>>699067082
What if my waifu is black?
>>699070356
Bismuth*
FIFY
>>699069738
its whatever she tells me it is
>>699069743
thats true maybe less blood not as fun
>>699069785
this losing my last irl friend has me in a mood and im doing weird things ill stop
>>699070056
cool i used an exacto
>>699070356
i agree one time my parents told me to take out the trash and i said no cause i hate the environment
>>699070426
I'm sorry?
Claiming Yuuki!
>>699069481
In japanese letters right?
>>699070261
Silently piss, microwave eggs in coffee mug, never heard of it, have fun with that, whatever the TV is showing, Dayan Zhanchi 3x3 is all I have with me right now. I have like 7 but lost them all.
>>699070502
Wait you literally
Holy fuck.
>>699068932
oh well something to look forward 2 i guess
>>699068975
yeah and it makes a loud noise and sets back progress
>>699069481
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>699070541
YUUUUKKKKIIIIIIIII!!!!
>>699070546
Filthy acts at a reasonable price.
>>699070502
The manga says esdese
>>699067082
>
>>699070656
nah, ill hold it in for 4 hours
im not doing that, ill eat in 4 hours
idk, what channel?
the most common, dw you will find em
>>699070954
HOW"S IT GOING MU NIGGA!!!!!
best
>>699070786
I dont have arms though
>>699071196
Pretty gud mang! How bout you?
>>699070770
Ah ok. So I guess that means the murderer gets some kind of alert? "Survivors over here!" kinda shit?
Guess it would make it a little harder for the survivors.
Seems kind of stupid that they don't band together and try and kill the murderer back. It IS 4v1, even if that one guy has a chainsaw.
>>699070770
I don't think I'm sleeping tonight.
>>699071108
I wanted to get higher quality, but they're like $22
>tfw you've been out of practice and bumped from sub 27 to sub 45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8
>>699071108
>that pic
Literally what?
I'm confused
>>699070995
Disgusting Deals Decided Done Inexpensive.
>>699071305
Do it, this way we know you're not bullshitting us for (You)'s
>>699071459
I'm kinda drubk at the moment lol! What about you?
Good night everyone.
Ruri, have a wonderful night and study hard!