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Rekt thread
>>699059973
how is that a fetish
>>699060221
what the fuck
>>699059973
op these dubs gonna fuck you up
>>699060427
An attempt was made
>>699060196
I'd be very hard if i was him
>>699059973
Are these the Slenderman girls?
>>699060500
Boobs look so fake
>>699059973
>>699060500
Woooooooow
>>699060221
Lol aligatirs are mean
>>699060525
I'd be hard if I could have proper sex with them, but I don't want their damn feet in my mouth like wat
>>699059973
I swear to god I know this guy...
>>699059973
sauce?
>>699060740
What are you gay?
>>699061000
trips dont lie
>>699060500
> Implying that's not really fucking hot.
>>699061000
Did he stick a ham in there?
>>699061385
kek
>>699061580
what the fucking hell is that
>>699059973
>>699061580
sauce pls
>>699061199
I love porn acting without sound or context, I always imagine the events that lead up to that scene.
Guy: "Doctor, I've been having chest pains."
Doc: "Understood, now just sit tight while I attempt to use your ribs as a xylophone."
>>699061580
T H I C C
>>699061807
>ribs
>>699059973
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>699062140
*to get*
>>699059973
fucking summercuck i bet you get off to this shit
>>699062142
>>699062163
pasta ftw
>>699061742
Believe it or not he died from blood coagulation
>>699059973
I'm diamond now ffs. Mfw a qt won't ever do that to a fat kissless virgin like me
>>699061199
>that chick is my fetish
fuuuu
>>699062616
get some standards beta bitch
>>699060847
sauce
http://thatsphucked.com/post/Ultimate-Facial.aspx
>>699062140
fuck you piece of shit i hope the same thing happens to you
>>699062140
>>699062208
You were right.
Your poor lack of oxygen to the brain triggered me. Learn to phrase your sentences better next time. Also, fuck that cat.
>>699060500
would still rape.
>>699062140
there was a discussion on /b/ the other day where some faggots were arguing that skinning a person you'd like instantly die. Clearly based on how aware this cat is the whole time that is false
>>699061580
someone got into the patty vault...
>>699062032
c-cute
>>699061580
mixed feelings about this one
>>699061580
>>699061731
>>699061755
Someone pm Scott Steiner immediately!
>fatasses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Fatasses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>699061000
ummm sauce?
>>699062032
disgusting
>>699063116
You sound upset
Why is this?
>>699063304
I kek'd
>>699062140
Why would a person do that?
>Gooks aren't people, dickhead.
anyone have that webm gif where the guy gets shot but keeps fumbling around and hurting himself more before falling off a boat?
>>699061000
is that physically possible?!
0/10 worst rekt thread ever faggots
>>699060427
>>699060498
Dubs was made
>>699063049
kek every time
>>699063770
Take that back or I'll cum on you
>>699063770
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
>>699063770
oww the edge
>>699061755
srsly?
>>699060221
Fucking kek when that little one gets rekt by the bigger one!
>>699063949
nice fresh pasta!
>>699062032
>ConsoleGamers.webm
>>699063907
what is actually happening here
>>699060500
Name?
>>699063986
this is super gay, super super gay
>>699064510
Nerve Gas.
Who the fuck would do that to a cat? That's fucked. Shit, poor baby :(
>>699064722
... you are a waste of resources.
>>699063049
lul
>>699064363
Kek
>>699064980
ew what the fuck is that slit where her cock is supposed to be?
>>699063907
so one of them makes a gay joke kiss at the other, and then the black on the left look at the big ass image of this happening and looks away and shakes his head laughing. the right nigger notices but tries to pretend like nothing happened.
>>699061742
I'm not turned on by women beating men up, but I find it interesting nonetheless
>>699065106
savage.
>>699065075
It's a front butt, people blood and pee come out of it.
>>699065442
lold
>>699065442
hahahaha
>>699064463
i chuckled
>>699062673
Indeed, nothing hotter than a fat dumpy milf with a killer ass
>>699062433
Is there sauce video for this?
>>699061580
Although she is basically deformed and possibly disabled with that shit, I ABSOLUTELY WOULD. If I was black, I'm pretty sure I would have cum in my pants seeing that. If there is a god she has a jew husband with a small penis. heh heh
>>699061385
sauce
>>699060221
>PROOFS? WHERE IS PROOFS?
>PROO-NIET NIET NIET
>>699061742
God women are so weak. that would have been 10 times better the other way around.
>>699062032
>>699063049
THANK YOU!!!
>>699062433
Nevermind. I found it on YouTube.
this is called femdom, its not so bad
>>699063986
this is ultra gay
>>699065615
Fuck... I love snow but it scares me
>>699066346
idk i think thats what they were going for...
>>699061580
>>699062140
I could honestly dont give a fuck about cats, but even i find this wrong. Fucking why? Say what you will about niggers, but chinks are seriously souless pieces of shit. Not far behind the sandniggers
>>699062032
>>699063986
This is what all Muslim guys do behind closed doors and it is why they make their women live under black sheets. Think I'm joking? For real - this will get you killed talking about it, but this is what almost all muslim guys do.
>>699065837
I think if i knew i was going to die anyway, i'd beat that kid to death
>>699066541
poor squirrel, those lemurs are faggots
>>699066541
lol
>>699066850
that guy got recked hard
>>699066125
Their keeper is horrible.
>>699066850
Pretty fucking neato
>>699061000
did it feel good tho
>>699065254
damn she's hot.
>>699061000
does he have elephantitus or did he just take a shitton of air out?
>>699065837
>religion of peace
>>699061742
hhotttttttttttttttttt
>>699060500
>That's a penis.
>>699059973
who the hell is that blonde chick
>>699062427
sauce?
>>699060221 the only real rekt in the thread
>>699062140 this bait its so fake not even a chinese will buy it
>>699062140
dude.
eat shit and die.
>>699063049
based cesar
>>699065254
no babyz 4 u
>>699066125
>>699067342
Fucking mexicans, nobody cares about soccer here, also no rekt
>>699062140
So, when they said there was more than one way to skin a can, is this what they meant?
>>699066541
>Live from ferguson
>>699067962
Fucking nerve gas.
>>699068130
Fucking autocorrect. Cat is a damn word.
>>699067485
that career is over...shit
>>699068099
story? why she do this?
>>699068099
did she died?
>>699063247
humans have a much more advanced nervous system than small animals like cats and dogs. if a human were skinned in that manner, they probably wouldn't die, but they would almost immediately go into shock and be completely helpess and probably die shortly thereafter for a multitude of reasons/
>>699062142
Damn you have emotional issues.
I didn't even read your post to know how fucked up you are.
>>699068268
remote controlled vibrator
>>699065837
Not to be the tough guyx but in this situation, i would suspect not to live beyond the season...this is likely my last hurrah...i would do my very best to attack and kill that little fucking mudscum brood. Think how amazing it would feel to inflict soul-crushing pain on one of your tormenters! I like to think the fuckers eyes would be popping out of his head while i maintained my death grip on his fucking throat. The faggot islamcunts would be whipping and slashing at me....id b dead very soon...but not before i took little Fuchmeds life with my bare bloody hands.
>>699068099
The hell happened here
>>699060500
fuck you
>>699065075
i just gave up on modern society
>>699063986
my only comment on this was at least they were playstation players
>>699066850
I kek'd
is he ok?
>>699068330
Why is this something?
Everyone can do whatever they want to do...
>>699068099
I think she just had to pee and was trying to hold it in for a ridiculously long ass time
https://youtu.be/w8Fqb5513BY?t=10s
>>699062140
Well, I guess there are more then one way to skin a cat.
>>699063247
Who argued that? Wtf... There are records of people being skinned alive all through history as punishment....and then after they get skinned executed... But you can skin a person entirely and they can still be alive. Whoever argued that you die instantly is retarded
>>699068931
g a y
>>699065254
>>699063708
huge nuts yes but they'll die soon but they don't know it
>>699068990
sauce?
>>699059973
sauce?!!!!!!!
>>699068330
sorostitutes in a nutshell
>>699066541
>live from ferguson
my fucking sides are on mars
>>699066541
That file name, though.
>>699068993
mods
>>699065101
thank you captain commentator.
>>699069223
stick a needle in his tard parts, he'll be fine
>>699068099
more?
>>699068993
WHAT THE FUCK MODS MODS MODS
>>699069223
Scientists hate him! See how this Indian boy got ripped in just 9 months.
here
>>699067342
That looks fun
>>699061742
what the fuck is going on
>>699064980
mods?
>>699067962
Nooo... :(
>>699059973
Fucking white people
Who dem white girl tho?
>>699068774
Doesn't mean that you can't make fun of it
>>699068197
>Stupid ass it was electrocuted
>>699060847
hard as diamonds
>>699068774
And we can laugh about it if we want. What is your point?
>>699061199
source
>>699068099
She's a cam girl. The bigger the donation the more intense the vibrator in her pants shakes. Here she got a really big donation.
>>699066850
what time these mofos are actually out there doing this
>>699068370
there's no more adrenaline after this point, they're filled with too much fear and lost all morale
>>699065442
>jews.webm
>>699064980
sauce
>>699066036
yui oba
>>699067342
Por boludos.
>>699059973
Please, who is this.
>>699071342
>>699071524
more cats
>>699068330
Girls are so fucking stupid. They are lucky they have a cunt.
>>699065101
you kinda had to be there, fam
>>699071601
>>699067485
"I can't believe you've done this"
>>699061385
holy shit give me info on this
>SAUCE GOD DAMMIT
MOAR
>>699066850
Is it normal that I got a boner from this?
>>699069111
That's not a cat...
>>699066125
They should build a wall
>>699062140
love it u know wut im sayin
>>699072252
what the fuck is this?
>>699072331
/b/tard killed himself
>>699068990
gachiGASM
>>699068099
This is a chaturbate slut who sticks a wireless vibrator in her pussy. When people tip her, it vibrates. She's freaking out because she got tipped some huge amount and it's blending up her insides.
>>699068099
i think shes using an oh-mi-bod vibrator on chaturbate, when ppl watching the cam tip it vibrates
>>699059973
>>699072483
got a webm?
>>699060500
I was reaching for my dick right as hers was pulled out
>>699067619
JAJAJAJAAAA
>>699067197
you know they don't follow the quran right i saw a doc of a man who was in isis that said they were only following what the book had taught them. but a real person who actually studies said isis is just a group of people blind with rage. but i don't blame you people are to lazy to research
>>699072971
wall > you
>>699061580
Anybody have a source for this?
>>699072954
what would win? 1 magma vs 1 monster drink can
>>699073047
could be a spaniard too, stupid faggot.
>>699059973
I'm a foot freak but I really don't understand the socks and dirty shit
They have really nice feet btw
>>699072737
>Ho hum, I'm just a dumb goat, I wonder what everyone's looking at...
>DAFUQ???
>What you tryan to pull, nigga? I'mma fuck you up!
>>699073153
i might be a faggot but at least im not a triggered faggot like you
>>699069735
:(
>>699071609
so you want a guy with a vagina?
>>699063049
Haha he kicked it even
>>699062140
>man I'm gonna post a fucked up video of animal cruelty and predict people's reactions
Good for you? What did you acomplish?
>>699064980
Sauce?
>>699073476
should've died
>>699064722
Stfu faggot
>>699073461
>this level of autism, literally no sense at all
he said they're lucky they have cunt because that way men give a fuck about them and give them goods and shit, when the fuck did he suggested he wanted a guy with a vagina you fucking retard?
>>699073016
The sand niggers gospel still spews hatred and contempt towards other races and genders. ISIS is a crazy group that uses their own perverse form if the sand nigger's gospel for the purpose of gaining power for itself. But Islam is not a religion of peace. In Islam women are second class citizens, and people who aren't Islamic are looked down on with contempt. So fuck off with your weak argument. He didn't even say ISIS in his sarcastic true comment about Islam
>>699069223
TAAAAAANNNKKKKKKK
>>699063304
And then you explode
>>699064176
There's always a bigger fish
>>699062032
>>699073137
how much is 1 magma
>>699065442
made me laugh
>>699073837
i'm gonna take a guess and say this is you pretending to be someone else no one would give a fuck about that reply only you. you said women are lucky to have one. only other gender is male and beastiality is illegal so that leaves men only. understand now? sorry for saying something to you before explaining it.
>>699064980
Sauce?
>>699073991
That's a giraffe you numbskull
>>699065106
I don't need to outrun the pack of wolves, I just need to outrun you.
>>699073239
wolves are cool but that otter is fucking boss
>>699060196
..... hot girl. Socks. Feet. Toes. Legs. Tights. Knowing shes getting wet just by licking her feet. Could move to pussy if she lets you.>how
>>699059973
getter?????
>>699067180
sauce?
>>699068085
second video it's from Argentina, you dumb shit.
>>699065442
oh my sides
>>699067194
he kept pumping it (with a vacuum device) over the course of years and years
>>699074311
and i already explained you the context of that statement and you still dont fucking get it lmao your reasoning is so retarded
>>699064463
>nice.webm
>>699060221
nature is beautiful
>>699068993
What the fuck man, how could be?
>>699065106
"Take that John, you faggot"
>>699074543
i hate this webm, not because he breaks his leg, but because its a black thumbnail and i have to click it to see what it is and ive seen it a billion times.
>>699060221
>>699073016
>>699065615
shopped
>>699059973
This raises the penis
>>699059973
>rekt
>implying this isn't exactly what he wants to happen
>>699060847
I love this video!!
Is there some other vids like this?
>>699061000
This is a problem
>>699069223
kek lil niggas a root vegetable
