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how jelly are you poor niggys
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What is that? $10,000? Not even? Fuck off, poorfag

Time stamp your shit bait next time.

SAGE
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>>699056493
Get out summerfag, what a fucking idiot, ever heard of reverse image search? Go back to 9gag.
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Not jealous. You're gona die in the end just like me. Doesn't really make you important. Earth will spin even without you.
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>>699056648
>>699056692
GTFO you faggots , that's me right before I deposited the cash , pic related my savings acct
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>>699056493
>parents die
>inherit money
>clear out ur bank account
>"huhuh check it out POORFAGS!!!!"
>steering wheel has chips on it

sage in all options
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Im not I made this in 5 hours.

< On Call/Demand shuttering Joiner
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>>699057161
So.... That's all the money you have and you want me to be jealous of that? 10k? Okay....
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>>699057161
actually deposited my 1200 dollar check today and it hasnt even posted yet
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>>699057316
>shuttering joiner
>ur entire paycheck after a year
ha ha ahha hahh ah
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Good job OP, you sold your car or some shit.
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>>699056493
>mad cash
>check engine light on

Bro, you need to fix that shit before your ride blows up and all your cash is gone.
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>>699057411
no , you misunderstood my original post , i said how jelly are you poor niggys , not rich niggys , clearly you are a rich niiggy so i expect you to just nod and do a 360 and walk away tbh
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>>699056493
My steering wheel isn't peeling apart.
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>>699057316
Timestamp or fake
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Take that money and buy something other than a Chevy cavalier.
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>cargo shorts
>finger looks at least 50 years old
>probably posts a lot on craigslist looking to lose his virginity
>steering wheel fucked up
>empty gas tank
>are you jealous
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>>699057044
Fucking this.
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>>699057455
Was part of the team to build the SSE Hydro arena in Glasgow, Stay mad.
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>>699057778
Don't forget the service engine light
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>>699057161
grats you have 4 grand less than me. and I'm broke.
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>>699057848
LOL what an accomplishment dude I haven't even heard of it
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>>699057645
>>699057657
my car is paid off and I live in florida , the florida sun fucks upm a car pretty fast , also car is a 1997
>>699057507
im in my car in the picture genuis
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>>699057927
kekeroni.
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>>699056493
Mirin it's more than 10k
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>>699058071
>posts pic of $1,000
kek
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>>699057993
>live in arizona
>110 all day for 3-4 months straight
>no rain outside of 2-3 weeks scattered around then back to 110 in less then 20 minutes
>ride is fine

try again faggot.
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>>699058071
3 days worth and I'm 1400 I'm about to spend. Op is is like 50,000 maybe.
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>>699056648

That's your life savings OP? I'm sorry to here that.
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>>699057993

>1997
>car is paid off

I would fucking hope so you broke dick. Have fun in your apartment.
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>>699057316
Pretty slow printer ya got there. 5 hours? I could make that in 30 minutes
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>>699058138
Yeah, want to see my plastic ?
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>>699057161
SunTrust. Nice
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>>699057778
those are working man hands kid , I am a yacht builder
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>>699057044
The way you die is what matters. What contributions you make to the world, and whether you live happily, so stop acting so nonchalant
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>>699056493
I am a human, not a food.
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>>699058470
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WTF I'M LOOKING AT
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10-15 year old car with draped steering wheel, also low fuel on the metter..

If u werent stuffing every penny U earn from your shitty job at subway between your balls and your asshole maybe you would go around like a decent human being and not drive in some shitty bosnian version of toyota and post this silly one-week sallary of every sucessful enterpreneur on the web and try to feel better in your own skin

Nice try tho
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>>699058470
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>>699058683
its me spraying the gelcoat on a 30 foot hull mold
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>>699058470
>>699058725

thats cool as fuck actually.

what kinda shit do you need to do to qualify for that? or don't you need anything?
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>>699058668
Tell that to this guy
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>>699058683
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>>699058470

>yacht
>like 25 foot boat

k
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>>699057927
>>699058047
Scotland's Equivalent of the Millennium dome / 02 Arena in London.
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>>699058871
ive been doing this shit for 17 years , I got a job and just learned everything I could and now I run the place , there isnt any classes to take its just learn when you do it
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>>699058470
Wait. You are an adult with a full time job, yet you brag about having $10,000? Lol, I'm a grad student, and I already have saved that much money.
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>>699059015
Yeah that's a little one, this is a little bigger , we make up to 50 ft
>>699059474
Actually I was just shitposting
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>>699056493
You better put that back where you found it or your father's friends are going to be pissed.
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Why don't you throw a poor brother a bone or two? Damn man. I'm trying to scrape $ together for fucking milk for my family and you got a fat stack like that?
Come on dude...

paypal.me/dirtbutton
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>>699057161
Again paypal.me/dirtbutton and prove your awesomeness.

Imagine when I post my paypal account screenshot and it's got your donation in it.

Fucking 4chan GOLD. Immortalized forever as an epic win in the archives....

paypal.me/dirtbutton
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>>699060174
>>699058970
>>699058470
come back when you own a yacht
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>>699058627
Mfw God loves me but the Universe Doesn't give a fuck.
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>>699060783
go to bed
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>>699056493
That's not even that much money.
I mean, if you're a nigger it might seem like a lot but that's only like 1/3rd of what a burger flipper makes in a year.
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>>699056493
Fill up your gas tank faggot.
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As a current poor fag I can say that I am jealous although I'm skeptical that it is even you in that pic.
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>>699056493
Nigger rich.
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>>699060966
Nice dubs.

Don't be like that broseph. I'm just trying to keep my head above water here.
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>>699056493
That looks like maybe eight grand. That's not gonna change anybody's life.
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>>699056493
I got 6,600, anyone else?
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>>699057656
Five digits is not rich. Five digits a year is not rich.
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>>699056493
You should buy some lotto tickets OP
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>>699057161
Nigga I have about 48k in the stock market alone, 10k is nothing unless you live in a trailer park
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>>699060926
>YFW you realise you are less than a grain of sand in our solar system, and even less in the universe.

Nothing we do matters really on a cosmic scale so fuck it.
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>>699056493
Your boss letting you make the drop again son?
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>>699061298
what exchange?
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>>699057161
$500 credit limit. Kek.
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>>699061315
Hitler took a couple 100million grains of sand so i say that was a min.
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>>699061315
I felt the same way dude. But the difference is that we don't *live* on a cosmic scale. We live in a human (albeit microscopic in the scheme of things) scale.

Fuck no nothing we do matters in the least to fucking anything in the universe *other than to the other human sized beings we live amongst*.

Just my perspective and how it's changed over the years.


oh yeah....
paypal.me/dirtbutton
;)
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>>699061298
Nigga I've got about 600k in the stock market. Go on with your bad self
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>>699056493
all that cash.

>look close at steering wheel
>nigger rich

status: not jelly one bit
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>>699057316
top kek, you got ripped off mate, sweaty sock money wont be worth shit in a few years when you idiots leave the UK.
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>>699061656
oh yeah, fill your fucking tank, you're on E
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>>699057044
lol nice excuse for being unsuccessful
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>>699056493
I'm fine thanks.
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>>699061745
>He thinks Westminster will let us leave.

Topkek
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>>699058421
yeah, post a picture of that bad boy up here. make sure you show the front and back (unobscured mind you) so we can verify its legit
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>>699061822
We have a prepper!!! Fucking loon. Let's see your MREs.
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>>699061315
Fuckin' A. Better make sure you're smiling every day. Simple as that.
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Jelly?
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>>699061649
All equities. Good one. That will be a lot of fedoras.
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>>699061745
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>>699057656
good point, little bitches are awfully quick to get rustled and start running their yaps
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>>699062060
K
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>>699056493
I'm such jelly that I don't need to brag about money
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>>699057257
/thread
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>>699058627
>>699060926
Yeah, motherfucker, you need to chalant the fuck up.
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>>699061810
Being rich means nothing in the worlds most ignorant country in the world. It all ends in world war to equalize. I work 40 hrs a week and pay my bills and ask no one for anything. I was never given hand outs. Life is worthless.
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>>699057316
>not living in America, the greatest country on earth
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My bank account is at -$1.57 and I'm eating a loaf of 7/11 bread for dinner because all i had was 2 dollars in coins
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>>699056493
Holy shit Op u rich too??
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>>699061649
Nigga you have too much money, you better spend some
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>>699056493
Why is your car then so broke?
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>>699062692
dude, you're a fucking wizard! the rest of us can only dream of your power!
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>>699062844
This is probably less than OP since those are all 1,5,10$ Notes and OPs 100$
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>>699062523
Ukrainian here have my piece of shit weapon they gave us old arms when the airport was taken, we fucked moreless. in my town. but a small gorup here to fight them.
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>>699061822
hey guiz! watch me beat myself off over 200$ worth of junk silver!
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>>699063120
My grammar r not well lol
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>>699061822
Why don't you just buy 100gr silver/gold Bars?
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>>699062806
Meh I just bought this would've paid $35 but the faggots at atomic beam didn't want my money so the bank put it back in my account so figured meh need a flashlight so got 2 for under $15
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>>699062730
Only other americans call it that, the rest of the world wants very little to do with you, unfortunate really that the collective power of immigrants and good minds developed such and ugly, monstrous and messy nation.

Your Greatness is tantamount to a autobiography only your people would willingly read.
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>>699063465
because he has fucking autism
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Wow... so you mom took out a loan and now your flashing it... nope not jelly.
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>>699063465
Was gonna buy a 1 kilo bar but now the price is not where I wanna be buying at still kinda low but I only buy at $15-16 an ounce plus $4 over spot. Price went up but this is normal this time of year it will go back down.
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>>699056493

>thinks they're rich
>peeling steering wheel
>gas tank on E

This is shitty bait.
2/10 since he got a reply out of me
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>>699056493
jeez. what a wad
>>of bullshit

these threads crop up now and again. just ignore them, it's just some fag posting pics of money he found
on google.
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>>699056493
>>699057316
Fuck all of you poor bitches I got more money and designer shit than all of you
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>>699056493
I'm not

I spent 15 grand on liquor tonight. 4-realz
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>>699056493
lol all that $$ but you still got a check engine light on go fix your car fag.
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Was shells going outside of here and now, few miles, here is other photo of the weapon our group in town has to fight.
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Im getting paid in about 2 hours and you're getting excited about some picture of only 10k you found off google images?
/Thread
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>>699064970
Left to right. 1K $ maison margiela, 1100$ versace, 1300$ giuseppe zanotti
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>>699065711
All Ricer clones.

Will just stick to buying 2-3 pairs of comfy DC's a fortnight.
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>>699064970
>>699065711
This is all my shit, neither one of you poor fucks can afford to even look at my shit
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>>699059474
Field?
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MacCallen 30 Year old Scotch
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>>699066258
I wouldnt look at shit, im not a freak.
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>>699066489
Box of 5 (gave one away)
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>>699057161
You're still a poor fag, bragging about 10k. I'm a college student and have more in my trading account then in your savings.
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>>699066674
Price tag for the box of 5
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>>699066845
In other words: If I can drop this on Scotch tonight, you Faggots don't impress me.
Best of luck to all of you though.
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>>699057161
That's all?
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I'm pretty poor right now but i have everything i want almost.
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>>699057316
U can't just post monopoly money dude. That's cheating
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>>699057645
Steering wheel is peeling apart and the fucker is on E
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>>699068066
tell that to Canada and Australian bub.
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>>699066699
trading in sub-100 share lots, gl faggot
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Broke boys hatin'
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>>699056493
>10k
>not having a net worth of >$100M

poorfag detected
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>>699056493
You couldn't even buy 1/10 of my car
Picture quite relevant
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>>699068305
Those aren't even real states pup
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>>699056493
in payday, everyone have that amount of money.
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>>699058470
So, they trust you enough to take the cash to the bank and deposite it and you go posting it on /b/
Loser
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>>699068764
Does it even track?
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>>699066845
>>699067161

I'm jobless, applying for a class A license so I can be a truck driver and make 30k a year.
It's cool to see a bit of what rich people spend their money on. I know it makes me a bad person but I wish I had a rich friend that could show me a day of living the dream.
Trying to found a business rn, hopefully it works out.
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>>699056493
I keep my money in the bank, Holmes.
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>>699068350
I only have 13k to play with. Need to stay diversified.
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>>699061482
This
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>>699066258
Edgy as fuck, bro
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>>699069460
c'mon son, its a trading account, not an investing account
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>>699066258
>sneakers
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>>699069178
me too, I also keep piles of cash laying around to do whatever the fuck I want with.
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>>699057161
a whole 10000 dollars. nice
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>>699069090
Where do you live?

Honestly, I'm a former broke ass touring punk rock drummer.
I met and married into one of the wealthiest families in my state. It's WEIRD. But it's really cool to not HAVE to work. We can do work that fulfills us and makes us happy.

For instance: I'm an A&P Mechanic and keep big airplanes (and thus hundreds of people) from crashing into the ground. No one at work knows about the $

But yeah, my wife and I's income basically all goes into bullshit hobbies and investments.
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>>699057161
You call that rich?
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>>699063545
yes dude lets argue about what country is better
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>>699056493
Flashing hundred dollar bills in front of a peeling steering wheel in a shittier car. That's some authentic niggerosity there. Many keks.
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>>699066180
judging from that pic you are at most 12. of a manlet 3.5ft tall.
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>>699069090
Why would that make you a "bad person"? I hope your business works out.
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>>699066258
i normally dont give a fuck about shoes but those red ones are pimp tight man
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>>699057316
Wow! Scottish pesos. No doubt worth their weight in wood.
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>>699071309
i giggled like an idiot for a few seconds
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>>699066845
teach me
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>>699063545
>the rest of the world wants very little to do with you

Oh yea? What kind of phone, cpu, gpu, do you have? What browser are you using? Just curious.
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>>699070582
Near Chicago, IL.
Damn man that's one big change in lifestyle. Sounds happy af.
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>>699071155
Check one, check two, check check
Also, kudos for niggerosity
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>>699057161
LOL $500 credit limit, that's such poorfag it's not even funny.
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>>699071709
I was actually living in Chicago at my lowest of points. (Broke, substance abuse, etc)

So, I moved home, leeched off my dad, quit abusing the bottle, and went back to school.

Best of luck to you, man.
I wish I had some wise advice to give you ..but really I'm just a lucky Faggot who fell into an surreal situation.
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>>699066699
>
kek +195 unrealized gain on 13k. youre a beta fag trader buying biotech and 10 shares of intel. learn about options kiddie. its not a trading account if youre up 195 dollars on 13k
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>>699071648
What do you want to know?
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Fuck all this gay shit. Check out my bp poorfags i spent $200 on this game and this is only page 1
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I'm poor as fuck. I work about 12 hours a day in the southern heat just to make ends meet. Dropped out of college because I could no longer afford it. About to turn 27 give me direction /b
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>>699056493
Am I the only one who notices you have no fucking fuel and your service light is on?
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>>699072150
Don't worry about it, I've got plans of my own.
Thanks for the well wishes, and good luck to you too. Keep on doing the things you care about.
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Let me get a hundred nigga
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>>699066258

>2 dollar shoes made in China
>Crossbow by the door
>Still too poor and lazy to vacuum the floor.

Thanks for the laughs, fam.
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>>699072382
kys
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>>699056493
Being able to save money.

Having no kids for next generation.


Kys
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Please use that to fix your car
The steering wheel vinyl is peeling
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>>699072382
left
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>>699072524
Dude...there is money in trucking. Get a diesel mechanic cert, then get on at the railroad. You're set for life.
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>>699072206
biotech isnt so bad kiddo
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>>699058827
>30ft
>yacht

Choose one bro.
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>>699072790
that what beyounce says
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Who needs money when you have good boy points! Faggot!
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Your service engine light is on nigger. Why don't you go fix your pos car with that loan money.
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I'm rich by heaven's bounty.
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i'm in love with a girl so i am the richest man here
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ITT Poorfags post pics of their paper money. Get with the times chumps. Your currency has no value. This brick in my hand is worth 110k of your puny dollars.
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>>699073893
cuck
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>>699073906
this fag listens to conservative radio too much.
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>>699056493
Dollars wont worth shit after Trump gets elected, enjoy it before shit hits the fan m8
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Sitting here with my Versace jeans, $10 a quarter pound cheese, and Mercedes Benz keys typing on my latest model iPhone 6s with 128 gigs, I am quite indifferent
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>>699057656
you expect me to do an entire 360, then turn around and walk away? thats 540 degrees of spinning for only 10k
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>>699057161

>had under $200 before selling your shitbox 10k car to feed yourself

>rich

K.
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>>699074758
>not knowing how to moon walk.
Fucking new fag.
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>>699057161
Lol look at me i have enough money to buy a pre-owned hyundai umadzbois
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>>699075263
the true sign of an oldfag is their ability to moonwalk
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>>699057161
500 credit is shiitty you better take some jew classes
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How does one actually get rich?
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I invested $550K at the start of June and it's already up $20k after fees.

Feels good man.
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>>699056493
Pulling out money like that in public is asking to get robbed, even in a car
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>>699075651
Have rich parents or friends. Win the lottery. Write and produce a hit song. Be a world class athlete in a major country wide sport. That's about it.
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>>699075651
80% Luck
10% hardwork
10% being willing to do what the other people won't to succeed.
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>>699057161
living well off of that 40 cents in interest I see..

so glad I don't have to use the common banks and don't have to put up with that kind of plebian bullshit
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>>699075566
No one can stop the backwards man.
>he can walk backwards faster than you can.
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>>699075821
Well fuck
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>>699075651
How in-depth of an answer do you want?
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>>699056493
I'm so fucking jam rn you have no clue
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>>699075926
Give me all you have
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>>6990758214
make good decision
don't pay 500/month for a disposable car
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proffit
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>>699058181
This

Maybe ocasional heating of the engine but warm weather preserves a car way better than cold weathers

>blaming florida because 1997 sunfire is fucked
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>>699056493
"Look at my daddie's money, you faggs!" - "The Retard" OP
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>>699056493
>has under $5,000.00
>calling other people poor
kek. You don't even have enough money to buy a decent used car.
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nothing but petty shit in this thread
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>>699059474
hello special snowflake
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>>699068684
paypal.me/HeTechy anything helps plz
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>>699076442
got a job for me?
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>>699057778
I laughed, I lost.
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>>699056493
I make twice that every month.....learn to sales.
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Wow OP you finally have enough money to buy a car and live in it
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>>699077206
plz>>699076707
even 5 dollars wills help
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is- is your name matthew inman
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>>699063489
>>699077507
connecty line
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>>699076039
I'll start off light and see how much I feel like rambling.

1. First off, if you don't have one, get a job. Without income, you're getting nowhere in society.

2. When money enters your hands, don't go blow it all at the bar, or on car parts, or on anime figurines, or whatever you like to spend money on. This is paramount and often the deciding factor between people with money and people without money. Even $10 is something to be careful spending. Try to splurge only once every month or two.

3. Set up automatic transfers to your savings account. Money will appear in there. Do not touch this money unless a family member has a horrific accident and will die without this cash. DON'T TOUCH YOUR SAVINGS!

4. Start pooling your savings until you have enough to survive without a job for ≥6 months. This is an emergency fund and is your safety net in the event of an accident or you get laid off. Once you have an emergency fund, bad things magically stop happening to you.

cont?
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>>699077735
shit, steam moni tho
and cont plz
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>>699077735
Please continue
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>>699073906
bro 1 kilo of gold cost $43036.98 USD
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send btc pls am poor ;_;
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>>699077364
fuck off nigger I started out poor and worked my ass off to get to where I'm at. Get a job, no matter how shitty, and work your way up. Make friends, network with people, learn as much as you can, read, and work harder than anybody else. And never quit a job until you have the next one lined up that's better. Make a plan for where you want to be in a year, 2 years, etc up until 10 years and then work the plan. That right there is worth way more than the $5 you'd get. As Pitbull says, ask for money and get advice, ask for advice and get money twice. Always ask for advice from somebody you respect that has what you want to attain.
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>>699058470
>build yachts
>boat in pic looks like a fishing boat

nigga do u even know what a yacht is?
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>>699078417
How much does a kilo of gold weigh?
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>>699078921
I'm going out on a limb and saying a kilo...I'm hoping you're trolling and not really that retarded.
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>>699074758
Shit, that's only like $18.50 per degree. I wouldn't do it for less than $50 per -- hard offer.
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>>699056493
all that money in a shitty car, nice bait
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>>699078921
2.2 pounds, 1 kilogram, 1000 grams.
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>>699077970
>>699078025
Yea, you like steam? Set yourself an allowance, make yourself save before you buy a $60 game. Let any game sit in your wishlist for a week or two before buying it, see if it's still so enticing. Don't pay $12 for a sombrero for your TF2 character.

5. Does your job offer a 401k or similar retirement plan? Hop on that shit yesterday. Nothing would suck worse than being 65 years old, unable to work, and have no money at all. I have something called TSP, they take a percentage of my choosing out of my pay before it even enters my hands. I imagine 401k works similarly. Generally, employers will -match your contributions to a certain percent- This means I put in only 3% of my pay, they will double that. Boom. Free money. I currently have 35% of my pay directed toward retirement, but that's excessive for most people. ~%10 is good.

6. NEVER GET IN DEBT. Credit cards and loans are not evil. They're actually good as they can build credit (will explain later). 1/2
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Hubert?
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>>699074606
Everything you just said makes you sound like, literally, the biggest douchebag in the world.

Don't get expensive cheese on your overpriced shitty jeans or your 'mercedes benz
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>>699077970
who gives a shit about steam bro
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>>699074606
People who own a mercedes don't call their car a 'mercedes benz'... and if they do, they're a bigger faggot than a faggot making it up
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>>699066489
>>699066674
Good looking
>boxes
you have there
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>>699079692
best part is that he got that trinket from some indian shop and only wishes and dreams to one day have some real money
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>>699079346
Cont pls
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New thread here >>699078987
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>>699079346
Smart man. my job matches an 11% pension plan + a 2% RRSP every pay check. I cant retire at 55 if I'm lucky.
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>>699078871
I only have one leg though and the only job i can get is at walmart as a greeter
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>>699080181
Can*
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>>699068764

Sup Porsche fam.
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>>699065711
And yet, you are still a fag got. Don't give no shit about your fag shoes. Roll tippy pussy little trust fund ass through any working class hood and talk your shit. I'll give you a steel toe Sears work boot to your dome. Little fucks on this site....
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>>699057161
why keep 10k in a savings account. savings accounts are for emergencies. the interest rates are shit.

invest numbnuts. 10k in savings is a waste of resources
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>>699059474
>grad student
>money
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>>699077970
>>699078025
>>699079346
contd.

However, say you get a credit card with a $1,000 limit. This does not mean you should go buy $1,000 of stupid shit and worry about it later because yolo. This means that bills or certain everyday expenses can be covered and you pay it off later, often paying extra for borrowing the money. Rule of thumb with credit: if you don't have the money in your bank account to pay for it now, don't pay for it on credit. That's suicide, you will get in debt, and you will eat the cheese off of a dude's penis behind the paint store for food money. Just pay your bills on time, it's not rocket science.

7. Not being delinquent (late) on credit payments will boost your credit score. Your credit score is tracked independently by 3 major companies. You can check your credit score once per year with each company without penalty. A healthy credit score is important because it shows companies and banks can trust you not to blow a $10,000 loan on coke and hookers.
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>>699076354
>>699076354
>>699058250
>>699058250

It's actually $7500 give or take by my count.
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nice monopoly money faggot
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>>699066258
Oh never mind...I see your shitty furniture, shitty crossbow,and realize your just some piece of shit selling dope. You're slightly less of a fucktard than the rich fags who fuck over the working class. Selling over priced poison to the weak willed. You're still a faggot bitch. I'd still put these fucking boots to your pussy ass too. ;-*
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>>699079907
right? And I think the people who drive a $35k c-class just to say they own a mercedes is lame as fuck, too.

I play a game whenever I pull into a CVS, walgreens, etc... called find the pharmacist's car. You can always find the young kid that just graduated with his PharmD and went out the next day and bought a car. It's usually double parked all by itself
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>>699080952
recommend a secure CC first for most to start off with
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>>699081386
my wife is a pharmacist actually funny you say that, yea she makes about 95K and me 110K
cvs usually have the worst pharms though
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>>699060783
you fucking reek of desperation. kill yourself.
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>work about 75 hours a week
>salary's 400 cuckolding euros

yeah, I'm jealous as fuck fam
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>>699080952
>>699081395
This guy recommends a secure credit card. This is a good move if you have it as an option. The bank will charge you less money to borrow their money if you have collateral like a house or car they can take away in the event you don't pay up. I have an unsecured credit card with a credit union (credit unions are like banks with less jew-trickery, i recommend them wholeheartedly) and they charge 9.9% APR, which is how much extra I owe them every month for borrowing their money. Most unsecured cards run ~13% APR. I hope you see how easy it is to get in debt if you aren't careful. Owing that $1,000 on credit becomes a lot more expensive if you owe an extra $130 every month.

So anon down the road finally has gf and is thinking about buying a house. Where the hell are you going to get $100,000+ to pay for it? Why, the bank of course...
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What up rich /b/ros?
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>>699081636
I fucking hate CVS.

I love pharmacists, I cross paths with them about every day in the ER. I just always get a chuckle when I see a new Range Rover Evoque or something double parked in the back of the Giant Eagle parking lot.
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>>699073906
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>>699082496
If you're 'rich' why do you just have cash laying around? Unless you sell dope or you're birdman cash doesn't mean shit towards being 'rich'
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>>699082395
The bank looks at your credit score, and if you're just awful at paying bills, they will worry about getting their $100,000 back and likely deny your loan request. No house for anon.

8. More of a side note, nothing will make your money disappear faster than a gf/wife. Don't despair because you're single, there's plenty of married men who desperately want to trade places with you. Finances are the #1 cause of divorce and domestic violence.

I think that's all I want to write tonight. Good luck /b/ros, and be smart with your money.
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>>699083494
Thanks anon for the tips
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>>699079769
Thanks!

Each small box houses > $3,000.00 of scotch.
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>>699083064
yea my wife does hospital pharm
they are super locked down though
I always still try to get something though
still no luck / opening
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>>699083223
how a sucker is shown every second
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>>699084164
I imagine it's tough. About the time I started med school there was a big stream of pre-med students choosing to go into pharmacy or physician's assistant programs because the pay is still really good and the loans are quite as crippling.

If I had it to do over, I'd really have to think about it. I can see a light at the end of the tunnel, and there is a student loan collection agency waiting just outside of it.
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>>699083494
i can pick itup from here
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Here, I screencapped this advice for convenience and posterity.
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>>699056493
Not jealous, also not insecure.
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>>699084995
don't worry about the loans man
just worry about actually having a job after
you plan and budget and never pay more than
10% of your total income towards debts
set up a form of recurring payments and forget about it, any windfalls of money ...put aside 25% of whatever that was towards that debt
she payed her's off in 8 years, it sucks but it's doable and as long as they see that you're being a responsible adult ...they will work with you anyhow

but you have to get that job though, prioritize all your energy to that ASAP after you graduate

and in less than 10 years you'll be set with great pay, avoid any relationships for the first 5 years for sure, you really won't need it and it's destructive and could keep you in debt for the rest of your life, that's hell
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>>699064523
lol fat loser with $200 of shit coins.... please die
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>>699064523
buying any gold is the dumbest shit
get on that aluminum or plat and stop looking so retarded
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>>699069040
this
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