Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
claimed
>>699040293
Dead cute is dead
>>699041160
I kinda started the whole >lick thing with Hanako.
>nibble
still here
>>699041087
Ah. At least try to enjoy it. As for me, I've been fine, just living my incredibly mundane life.
Final Doll claim for the day.
>>699039983
Ah okay then, some things are better left unanswered.
>>699040310
Oh fair enough I had a morning like that today. I love space exploration games, they're pretty fun.
>>699040495
Sachi's lookin a lil too excited to be there.
>>699040581
Well keep it safe then.
>>699041087
I did too man, favourite souls game by far.
Gonna try and reclaim my sleep schedule, night guys, have a good one.
>>699041395
Well stuff 'em in!
We'll see how much until she breaks.
>>699041647
yandere-chan claimed
>>699041810
Good night Doll.
>Shizuru
Saber claim
>>699041810
Night doll
>>699039485
Is this a tier list best to worst favorite to least favorite? Not sure what the list means.
>>699040918
>π²=9
Jimmies=rustled
Best qt claimed
>>699041810
Night Doll
Kiss, suddenly alive
Happiness arrive
Hunger like a storm
How do I begin?
A room within a room
A door behind a door
Touch, where do you lead?
I need something more
>>699041810
Goodnight doll face
Run.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APwuIe_owHs
>>699041063
(anon)
what isn't to like?
>>699041080
(89 cent spookily adorable bote)
Not until you eat your meat
>>699041117
(not bully anymore)
this is the only meat we serve
>>699041160
(discount filenames)
possibly
>>699041810
nah its always a good time in the meat house
night night
>>699041604
Keep em cumming.
>>699041087
>Nano
It was some funny shit kek
I thought she deleted her account
>>699041810
I'm assuming you bought No Man's Sky then
See ya later and good luck with your sleep!
Claimed.
>>699041724
Oh I'm really looking foreward to it.
If i didnt want it i wouldn't have enlisted
Hey it'll get better and more interesting.
Dont worry
>>699041810
ludwig was literally the most infuriating boss ever on the face of this fucking earth i swear to god.
>>699042061
dont you dare leave me yuuko.
>>699041842
I don't have THAT many ships.
>>699041966
It was from http://aidoru.moe/sort/kancolle.php
My favorite to least favorite ship.
>>699042146
she's too submissive
>>699041479
Ha ha ha! Poo poo! Pee pee! Nothing makes me laugh more than those two words! Dare I say them again?? Yes, haha! Poo poo, and pee pee!
>>699042343
Oh
>I like Iowa ;-;
Hello everyone
>>699042238
I did start running daily, hopefully that'll keep on going good.
>>699042238
Hmm?
Who are you?~
I'm too elite to talk to newfags~
>>699042162
Elitism goes both ways~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cirno claim
>>699042459
I feel sorry for you.
>Thats a lie
I should probuably do it again, not when i know more ships.
>>699042495
hello
>>699042146
Look delicious!
>Probably.
>>699042343
Come on now, surely it isn't THAT many.
Winning with your waifu feels so fucking good.
what I would do to my waifu
>>699042834
I do like Iowa
>Why are you sorry
>>699042583
there you go, keep it up~
>>699042585
I'm offended.
You're supposed to love me.
>>699042035
Chomp, suddenly alive
My food has arrived
Hunger like a storm
Do I wash my hands?
I eat within my room
I lock and close my door
Touch, where do you lead?
I jack off with hot sauce fingers
Lana claimed
>>699042775
Actually, no it doesn't...
>>699042954
4 fleets are already lost in there.
>>699043001
Nevermind.
>>699043088
yes it really does, If you don't speak to oldfags because you have something against them you are an elitist.
>Yuiko Claimed
>>699043019
I loved original nano only ~~
>>699040445 Shiro
Pretty well, just ate a pizza so no longer hungry, but I feel the sleepy approaching. How is it for you?
>>699040495 (Sachi)
Of course I do. No way I can live without me.
>>699040864 (Yuuko)
>all dem replies
Pimpin ain't easy.
Not sure it's a good idea to be so reactive, but no harm done in this case; glad you're well, too.
>>699041080 (Amatsukaze)
I'm still working on home improvement stuff, getting displays set up and other things, hobby things mostly.
I was really nervous over it for a while, since I didn't manage to take pictures, but it can't be helped, I guess.
I get kinda obsessive about it.
I'll make it worth your while, hun.
>>699041117 (Shizuru)
I.. I don't really know! I really was just curious.
You seem to be well informed. But I like lewd things.
Wait, I didn't say that.
>Rattles
>>699041178 (Peaches)
>and taking their sweet cloth
kek'd. Unfortunately this is mostly true.
>bones, skulls, sticks, cloth
Their villages are kinda dumb.
>I'm almost always here
I know that feel, I definitely see you most of the time I come.
>>699041160 (Hanako)
Still not my intent. I meant to talk to you for a while.
So
Uh
Hi
>>699041810
Hello Doll-chan.
>select all the boats
Good captcha.
>>699043240
Maybe we can set up a base in there. Nobody'll expect that sneak attack.
>>699043333
>>699043333
The bottom pic is disgusting
>3D
>>699043446
Going for a run now, so fine.
hello! how's everyone doing? Makin dinner over here. Turkey club sandwiches with pesto mayo.
YUM.
>>699043329
hi buddy!
>>699043479
We will get spotted easily, everyone visits that place regularly.
>>699041479
>>699043632
Why am I reading all of these?
>>699043333
CHEK EM
>>699043742
Because humans thirst for new feelings and experiences.
no wait your just a meme-loving fuck
>>699043642
Sup?
9:30P.M here. Really late for dinner
>>699043708
Lol. I'm sure we can find a dark corner to hide. It's not like there's a shortage of room.
>>699043049
OK.
>>699043351
>>699043937
These are perfectly in that "so shitty it's almost good" zone.
>>699044012
You do know that while you call us autistic, we only post images to converse. Meanwhile you're posting so often you don't have time to do LITERALLY ANYTHING but click 'browse,' scroll through a list, find the image you're looking for, select, captcha, upload, repeat.
You are spending these moments of your life doing one of these most mundane and autistic activities imaginable.
You know if you wanted to you could get to know us and talk? But if you choose to live alone, avoid sensible contact with others and spam boards like this, you're most likely the most emotionally depraved, depressed human being on planet Earth.
Please consult a doctor, I'm being serious, get help.
>>699044122
The ironic valley.
>>699044122
If you find these funny, you're 16.
>>699043997
If it makes you feel any better everyone is better than mai ~
not from anime but fuck it
claimed
>>699044326
Tilde is to elite -----------
>>699043960
I dont know anymore.
>>699044304
I better tell my gran. You've discovered how to reverse aging. Laughing at shitty memes.
>>699044555
Why are waifus so perfect? They never have any warts our ugly vulvas or anything.
>>699043944
I miss you bud! everything going ok in the rainforest.
I will never understand guro or vore. Such a waste of a qt.
Whats up guys
It turns out laying in bed doing nothing cured my illness
>Not the mental one though
How's everyone doing tonight?
>>699042146
Sachii pls
>>699043446
Alright, hope it'll work out nicely
Don't worry about it, I enjoyed talking to you anyways, it's not a good or bad display that'll change that
Thanks, lovely
>>699042452
In the end of the first vn she gets a lot better with it
>>699043446
Well me is a part of me after all
>>699042775
Go on~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>699042954
good
>maybe
>>699043329
can i claim you?
>>699045125
no u
Anyway, how is everyone doing today?
>nano claim for once in atleast 10 months
>>699045029
>>699045261
>>699044629
I found that kinda cute. Or any feeling close enough to that.
>
>>699044851
We have Pokemon for a week and a day now. And the Olympics. That's it. Nothing memorable other than that happening by now
>>699045176
I can permit that
what the fuck is this with the smilers and the somewhat political comments?
Is this some new kinda meme? Where the hell did it come from?
>>699045029
maybe just a little blood doesnt hurt
>>699045083
welcome back
rate my 3d waifu
>>699045353
>>699043446
>Lewd
Got it. Anything else?
>>699045176
Oh, and a lovely looking bed to rest in.
>>699045251
Spam
>>699045353
:)
These are funny if you look at them through two layers of irony.
>>699045386
Where tho?
>>699045456
submissive/10
Hello!I'm back from playing vidya.
>>699045386
It's good to be back
I watched a pretty good anime during the time I was gone
>About a kid in the American mob
Pretty sweet, too bad it's not finished yet
What have you been up to?
>>699045530
>>699045789
Come on. Don't incentive this. I'm already a lolicon. Isn't that low enough?
>>699045851
>american galil
>contains 100% freedom
>>699045176
AAAAAAAAAA
>>699045952
>>699045798
i dont know arms little on the face
>>699045945
good you liked it. go ahead guess what im doing
>>699045952
^^
>>699045952
you aren't low :)
>>699046254
Mmm... Naaaah.
Blood belongs inside of bodies, not splatters all over the walls as some kind of aphrodisiac or something.
>>699046102
Yep.100% semi automatic only freedom...
>>699046520
FUCK OFF MAI
We hit layer 3
>>699045952
more?
>>699046755
dubs = white
>>699046635
How does it fell to use the insult I created against me?
>>699046613
Only if you dont own or know someone who can work a gun mill~
>>699046811
fell
>>699043613
Sounds great! Middle of the night for me so no running.
>>699045125
I'm not that hard to find on Telegram if you become desperate. :^)
But good night for now.
>>699045176
Which reminds me I'd like to have me somewhere, too.
But right now I want me in bed.
Because I'm getting a little sleepy.
>>699045261
Hi Ruri, but also bye Ruri. Night!
>>699045542
I heard the mention of... you know.
Lolis. But that's not super important.
I'm getting pretty tired so we'll talk about it later.
I already know of one now, after all!
>>699046613
Galil? Wazzaaaaap? Also, Sako is a fucking nut even by my standards. Jesus fucking Christ. The lesbians are great tho.
I just realised something terrible, you know how images switch with another sometimes? how many times do you think your waifu has appeared in a fur thread or rule 34 thread?
>>699046254
How's the witcher going then?
>If I guess wrong again I'm done
>>699047063
Or in dick rate threads.
rate my waifu
Extremely late reply because wifi problems, it's fixed now.
>>699041417 (Shizuru)
A Crystaline treebranching kind? Now I can say that I haven't seen this before.
>>699041647
I know, but Tsuyu has frog powers, and with that comes a long tounge.
>>699042146
My hearing is still perfect under those circumstances, how are you sure my filenames are still the best?
>>699042585
>Not being respectful to talk to potentially new claimers on /waifu/.
For shame.
>>699047156
It's a nightmare i tell you.
>>699047206
Oh my~
>>699047158
submissive/number
>>699047206
You're not serious are you?
>>699046811
To successfully shit post. Rule number one is everyone shouldn't know it's you.
>>699047063
Tfw when my pic got swapped with a faces of b thread
>Of course a fat neckbeard
>>699047219
>implying I answer to you
>>699047338
Was that smile ripped off of the ylyl banana?
>>699045353
good <3
>>699045542
yep
>>699046133
what wrong bote?
don't worry there is a special bed for you
>>699046951
Goodnight me
Have sweet dreams of me
>>699046590
thats a lot i mean only a little
>>699047112
its overwatch
>>699047418
To successfully shitpost you don't talk or react to anyone at all.
>>699046857
More like only if you don't want your wife and kids shot, baby burned alive, dog killed and your property burned down, then when you surrender they shoot you on the spot.So yeah only if you don't know a friend.
>>699046998
I'm just chilling with my kitter and watching Cheech and Chong movies.Also yeah Sako is fucking crazy.Fucking Finnish rape elves.
>>699047453
What a fucking faggor
>>699047490
faggot
>>699047570
jew, I don't trust you.
>>699047589
This isn't shitposting this is a quality image dump.
>>699047531
>>699047695
don't pretend that you're doing this for fun when no one gets upset and then claim you've succeeded when people do. these are actually quite easy to ignore and is possibly some of the worst shitposting/flooding ive ever seen.
reported for rule violation btw
So it's Mai dumping these? not to surprising since she's the second worst waifu anybody can have.
>>699047490
idiot
>>699047601
????
I have a few automatics, (most of which are illegal) and more than a few silencers, and no problems from the gov yet.
I actually am leaving for boot camp in a few months.
I've brought my guns to the range and all that and I've never had a problem.
>>699047878
faggot
>>699047531
Naaaaaaaaah. No "blood sports" for me I guess.
Not unless it's ringed death matches. I can't wait for that shit to start.
>>699047852
This thread is a rule violation though.
>>699047852
Didn't break any rules numb nuts I'm contributing
>>699047929
faggot
>>699047867
Mai is literally waifus dumping ground when anyone spams. She's a scape goat. In reality it's the elitists from discourse.
>>699046951
I can't be arsed with trying to guess your @ :^)
>Probably just Hatsuzuki kek
Goodnight friend, sleep tight
>>699047530
Don't spook the Amatsu
>Amatsu
>>699047396
Yeah, I know.
>>699047403
Calm down, 'twas a joke.
>Laura.
>>699048067
>discourse
>>699047158
10/10 would patch up and give intensive hugs.
>>699047601
It's kinda hot.
>team up with Sako and we violently molest Elle and AUG
>violent, angry sex
>shoot deer; she gets off on being fired and on killing
>she's a gun
Dayum. Also,
>Finnish rape elves
Kek.
>Mercy
>>699047981
Good im not participating then. That and people often get banned spamming these threads while everyone else goes untouched. mods wouldn't let this place exist every day for a year if they didn't like it.
>>699048183
thats cute :) but i would necro rape her ^^