Rekt thread YLYL edition
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Rekt thread YLYL edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg2pCiA7QC8
>>699036889
>>699037144
checked
>>699037921
Fucking animals!!
>>699037921
>the way that little cretin runs off at the end
>>699037921
>ABSOLUTE
>MADMAN
>>699037921
Shit now I wanna watch Tammy
>>699038880
Did that bitch's neck get slit? You can kinda see red at the end.
>>699039464
you've never in your life done anything as cool as that and had it come off.
>>699038880
When the nigger jumps out the way before you hit it
>>699039810
The world may never know exactly what took place in that alley.
>>699037921
WORLD
S
T
A
R
>>699039267
why the fuck did he stop there?
>>699037921
Hey man cow tipping is illegal.
>>699039940
dat filename
>>699040187
GRAVITY IS A SHIT LORD
>>699040060
Legend says he's still rolling to this very day.
>>699037921
obliterated
>>699040389
mfw almost spit whiskey all over my keyboard
>>699037921
I was honestly hoping that kid was going to shoot her in the head.
That bitch should be gassed.
>>699040422
>>699039464
gorilla warefare
>>699040588
so much better with sound
>>699040588
TL;DR faggy airsofters have grudge, kid who gets shot here did something disrespectful to shooter, burned his patches or something, kid taking video decides he needs to video tape his revenge like a psychopath, unloads on kid's back before a match
>>699038880
Stupid cunt just walks away from it like it wasn't her problem
>>699040060
>tfw you know you're about to go through some tough shit and can't do anything to prevent it
>>699040673
>0673 â–¶
>>>699040389 (You)
Glad to help
>>699040813
lost
>>699038880
I love it when people on jet skis get annihilated. They are the most annoying fuckbags on the planet.
>>699040874
>>699039267
HOLD THE LINE
>>699036889
I actually lost really hard. OP wasn't a faggot today.
>>699040687
>muslim immigrants.
>>699039940
lost it to the filename
>>699040588
love the way this little faggot drops his gun like this is a video game and it glitches a bit. rofl
>>699039976
this comment made me kek
>>699041113
>cringe
>>699041113
Almost lost.
>>699040471
what backwards shithole did this blatant disregard for safety occur in
>>699040060
one of the guys died of a broken neck
>>699040687
lost
>>699041354
Everybody wins!
>>699040588
>middle schooler and his friends want to spend a saturday playing war
>go to local airsoft field
>one of them gets hurt over something totally retarded
Never understood the problem in this video, those kids got the true combat experience.
>>699040389
BRRT BRRT PEW PEW
>>699037144
lost
>>699037921
I havent keked this hard in a while
>>699039464
aw, tyrones first drive by
>>699042101
wtf did he hit him with that flew off?
>>699041835
ufcking ertard mlao
>>699042101
Some explain what the fuck happened here
>>699040422
it was 2 guys you blind fagget
also 1 guy died
>>699042368
cause he understood his loss. and that from now on from the bully become the sissynigerfag17 of his school. maybe later sucked the midget's dick. dunno
>>699042101
wat?
>>699039267
Trololo
>>699041055
Hey now, not all jet skiiers are bad.
Im always polite, maintain safe distance, and I only own 4 stroke engines so Im not being a loud asshole.
>>699042469
Read filename
>>699042469
White kid broke a bottle in the blackies face.
>>699037144
Did he shoot him? Doesn't he know white lives matter?
>>699037921
I came.
>>699040333
Fucking Hero
>>699042638
>live in oklahoma
>know people who are felons and not allowed to own guns
>went pig hunting with one who used well trained hunting dogs and an 8lb sledge hammer to deliver the killing blow
you think this shit is ridiculous but it fucking works
>>699040333
Pretty dick move... Then again, who walks on the fucking highway???
>>699042638
Top Kek!!
>>699037144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNYzzenbe2s
>>699042792
Nerve gas
>>699039126
fuuuck! that has got to hurt
>>699040834
>gorilla warfare
i think you mean gorilla wellfare
>>699042509
>4chan
>the place where everything is literal and dead serious.
>>699039863
Must've been a Toyota
>>699039464
lmfao omg laughing so much
>>699043287
What's this from
>>699043569
i'm not sure, google seems to be down at the moment.
>>699040187
HAHA FUCKING FAT FUCKING LANDWHALE FUCK. IM GLAD THATS WHAT SHE GETS FOR BEING SO DISGUSTINGLY FAT. EWW IM GONNA GO SPIT NOW HOW TO YOU TURN OFF CAPS LOCK.
>>699041113
can someone greenscreen this?
>>699042638
Teamwork makes the dream work.
>>699041316
that bench react just got me
>>699043546
kill yourself
I dont think I was able to get an erection for about a week after seeing Kevin Ware break his leg.
>>699041894
>>699039353
Poor goats :/
>>699039810
With a toss like that, the kid surely won't
>>699041113
this is fucked
>>699039267
Lost
>>699042368
filename dumbfuck
>>699042368
Pocket sand
>>699043790
Heart Attack? Oh damn
>>699040920
Because it 100% wasn't her problem.
>>699037144
hoped the beer bottle was stuck in his throat now, still good though
>>699044616
you fucking son of a bitch
>>699040813
but the mat doesn't even look like it's in the right place. What a retard.
>>699039464
dat filename
>>699039353
mein neg
>>699044616
>>699041113
What happend to his leg? Why bleeding?
>>699044868
no not heart attack, just too much of a fat fuck to get out of his chair to get the snack
>>699045247
broke it and the bone punctured through the skin
>>699042638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SpzW_O2Ya0
>>699040060
>What do yo mean there's no handbrake!?!?!?!
>>699043039
"Refugees", he should've run them over
>>699037921
why attack her?
>>699044086
Same. The most niggered guy over there goes all the way down to the floor.
>>699043337
fucking retard
>>699040333
Some kind of isis training site?
>>699043039
>Pretty dick move...
You fucking pussy faggot.
Those are scumbag illegal migrants harrassing truck drivers at Calais. They deserve to be run over.
>>699044117
>>699041979
Both these assholes deserved it to the max. You should be allowed to hit these assholes without consequence.
>>699045714
Because the hippos shouldn't have been let out of the zoo
>>699037921
hahahaha it didn't take much to tip that bitch
>>699042101
>>699042368
>>699042524
>>699044704
>>699044797
>>699042628
>>699042766
I read the filename and still don't get it. This dude was just carrying sand in his pockets for a a fight? Something flew off that looked bigger. Nigger's teeth?
>>699042101
>>699042368
>>699042469
>>699042529
>>699046223
I dont know how you drive, but the drivers could have avoided or hit the breaks to not hit them.
one of them was just getting out of a curve, the other one, the bus, was going to fast, and the idiot dancing could have been seen easily from a far.
otherwise, your brain needs to be replaced by a tesla
>>699046502
bro are you retarded it was a bottle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spqMWYfaXwM
>>699039353
goat lives matter
>>699046502
sand, sand flew off. have you get sand to your eyes?, wich was throwed with force by the kid.
>>699044117
nig nogs gona nig
>>699036889
Nice! a YLYL thread with an actual funny one from OP
>>699043710
my biggest fear, wondering how his teeth look like now
>>699039863
Space Lord mother morher
>>699043502
>let me just deflect these lasers
>"bzzwu bzeuw bzzt"
>boom
>>699044637
god, this always makes me mad, its a waste of life, dont get me wrong, kill the chicken, i dont care, but at least do it with something that wont destroy the meat
>>699040333
H E R O
E
R
O
>>699044616
kys, this aint even scary anymore
>>699044616
EPILEPSY WARNING
>>699047968
me too, this video goes along with the "how to open a beer bottle with a cucumber" types. when they push the bottle to the floor with the cucumber, breaking the bottle.
I just dont get that comedy
>>699043031
That's no hammer...
>>699038735
#razorboys
>>699046813
Did you even read my post? All I said is that the shitheads who got hit deserved what they got and it should be legally allowed. I said nothing being able to avoid them.
Your brain needs to be replaced by a captcha.
>>699043207
it looks like u r not oldfag enough 2 get the joke/reference
>>699038735
Thats actually extraordinary
>>699046940
Thanks. A lot clearer with sound.
>>699036889
I don't know why but I couldn't stop laughing.
>>699041557
That looks like something Dee from Always Sunny in Pennsylvania would do.
>>699041354
Really? Which one?
>>699048566
so you want to be able to hit pedestrians...
>>699043031
No Thor's Hammer?
>>699044616
I have epilepsy you dick
>>699048841
>so you want to be able to hit assholes standing in the middle of the street obstructing traffic and/or not looking where they're going...
yes, that's right.
>>699048341
oh my fuck i know, dont even get me fucking started on howtobasic
>>699041835
He had to be white
>>699043867
cancer
>>699044616
There's a special place in hell for you
>>699047395
An earthquake would have been more appropriate
>>699036889
>>699040333
Fuckin prick.
>>699048747
Yess
>>699049227
hey why dont you go move all that excess food to africa instead of complaining about it? Or do you maybe think people should be asked what they are going to do with the food before they can buy it?
Those arent necessarily the only options, please feel free to enlighten us by telling us how to handle this problem of "too much food".
>>699042101
he hit him with a light bulb
>>699043790
Did he died?
>>699042638
is that a fucking sink?
>>699043337
did he died?
>>699039030
Fuck I lost
>>699050404
Then be in like a back brace for the rest of the episode while everybody made comments and one of her secret crushes shows up and he just avoids her.
>>699043337
someone went to the Prometheus school of running away from things
>>699040060
that was the dumbest fucking idea to begin with
>>699044637
fuck
>>699051257
Serpentine!
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>699041113
Looks like his leg snapped above the ankle, god that looks bad.
>>699051261
>think of 4chan
>think of 4chan without the dumbest fucking ideas
i don't wanna live in that world.
>>699050061
>there's a line in the script that said to check out his peenus
>>699041316
Damn you can see some of the exposed bone
>>699044616
did he die?
>>699043207
Jej
>>699044616
Holy fuck that dude be dead.
>>699051695
Welcome to /b/
Enjoy your stay.
>>699053290
>>699039462
slit by fuckin what
its a jet ski it doesn't have propellers on the back.
>>699053508
>>699051695
>>699038880
did he died?
>>699053699
>the tail end of every thread
>I have a thought that must be heard
>>699046502
he blasted him with a fucking bottle jesus christ.
>>699040778
lost.. LOL
>>699054242
> 200 posts
> literally top of /b/ when i replied
is tail end a phrase you just learnt but don't really understand fully?
>>699043108
Nope, talcum powder.
>>699040471
>>699046940
>>699048678
No, you two don't understand, he hit him so fast that the sand become in glass
>>699041113
broken bones make me cringe more than any other rekts
>>699054445
>top of /b/ when i replied
>without taking a second to scroll through the thread
congrats kiddo, learnt anything so far?
>>699054892
>>699054892
this is literally you right now
>>699055215
that is a very very short bus
>>699054892
hey do you actually have a point or something?
if so can you just overtly state it cos i dont give enough of a fuck to decode your autismal drivel.
thanks.
>>699055444
aaaannd Trips-- checked!
>>699055417
and i'm reveling in my self proclaimed glory. what have you done today?
>>699055422
on second look the left hand is a reflection. maybe I belong on a very short bus
>>699055520
no.
>>699047395
>>699050060
Or just the scene from jurassic Park where the water ripples in the cup from the trex stomp.
>>699040920
It wasnt lol
>>699039267
lost hard
>>699045714
see the full video and you'll get why
>>699050061
lol i like this guys, any ling to the whole.... movie/docu?
>>699055606
I think I lost the game today in a while
Bump
>>699056174
i almost like you, and might buy you a beer.
>>699040920
being this retarded
>>699036889
Dumbass, don't fucking post a 3.46 worth of gifs of a shitty scenario.
>>699043546
kill yourself
>>699037144
Lost. Impossible not to laugh at that shit.
>>699043330
?
>>699055760
How could he even steal the phone?
>>699050134
Hillary cuck
>>699041323
>>699055387
This is where ILIL
>>699055015
>>699055289
>>699041894
>>699037921
>cow tipping.webm
Bump
>>699039810
>filename
Post animal gore
>>699051257
Hahahahahaha fuck that got me.
>>699040920
So it's her fault because she was sitting on a jet ski right next to the shore not moving at all while these fucking retards come out of nowhere and run right into her
>>699041894
Trying to decapitate with that rusty piece of shit.
>>699043710
To be fair it lookslike he would have landed that shit of the ground was dry and/or he had some shoes that weren't old as fuck and probably worn out
>>699040162
Guy's on a motorcycle, not a bicycle. He was probably filming the event or something.
>>699056154
It's called Empire of Dust. The documentary is basically the Chinese guy making fun of how worthless Africans are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M
>>699042101
No fucking respect for that little beta. Using a fucking light bulb.
>>699056154
I just asked this last night- it's called "Empire of Sand" It's pretty good just ends quickly.
>>699053290
Sauce?
>>699057814
>>699057923
Fuck! Dust is correct.
>>699057777
WEW
>>699041557
Why did she have to juke a ghost first though?! Hahahaha
>>699041323
America.
>>699048079
>anymore
>>699039126
She fockin' bounced m8 the fuck
>>699058238
>this old troll
>>699058327
Gymnastic floors are a little springy. Or whatever the adjective is.
>>699055625
Well done anon
>>699058555
mr hands could have learned something from this dude.
>>699042101
Looks like the Dindu was bullying the white boi.
>>699039810
Sauce?
>>699041814
BRRRAAP BRRRAAP PEW PEW
>>699041113
I feel bad for the poor doggy having to see something like that.
>>699057777
Quads don't lie, nig nog the backflip God confirmed
>>699048747
>Always Sunny in Pennsylvania
>Pennsylvania
>>699044616
>>699040687
that fucking slo mo
>>699058555
SAUCE
>>699038880
damn. dat ass
>>699059323
She is fucking adorable, sauce?
>>699042433
HOLY SHIT WHAT EVEN WAS THAT
That was AWESOME
>>699051695
>>699041113
compound fracture
Not good
will need leg reassembled, great risk of infection
will not walk for months
things go bad enough he could loose leg.
Trampolines are dangerous, made to kill you
>>699040187
>lost to filename
>>699041113
Have a fucking towel and walk it off
>>699039353
whats so hard? apply a rear naked choke and black him the fuck out nigga
>>699041192
>glitches a bit
had to watch it again. my sides
>>699059339
>I teach grammar to middle school students
>and /b/ is my textbook
fuck off you stupid twat, or reply so we can laugh further.
>>699040687
hoping his neck snapped
>>699055671
why did he ever think that would hold his weight?
physics fail
>>699040333
First of all, checked
Second of all, please identify this hero so I might give him a blowjob
>>699041835
its essentially napalm that he douses himself with, then is surprised when i wont go out.
also he should have gone to a hospital.
>>699059461
That ain't right
>>699060290
he did go to the hospital, in that video
>>699040471
"oh hey I'm going to stand right here and keep score and i'm sure.. ohhhhhHHHHH!!!!' *canned laughter*
>>699053699
I don't fucking know, I just see blood there. Maybe she fell on her head and fucking ripped it open.
>>699040162
it was a race and he was suppose to stay in front of them but his engine stopped working.
>>699060441
you win this round, person who is more patient than me and lets the whole webm finish. you win this round....
>>699059461
>>699051695
Copypasta. As if it's anything but. Made me laugh, tho. Didn't expect to find that shit here.
