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Hey guys, dubs decides what I say. Nothing illegal
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I'm going to rape you while your mother is asleep.
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>>699023224
Ahoy bitch
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wanna see my dick?
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>>699023224
If you can correctly guess what I have stashed in my anus I will send you a vid of me crapping it out.
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hey, how are you?
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1vs1 me fag
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hi
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>>699023224
Nudes?
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Hello Sexy Lexy are you ready to meet the most amazing person in your life?
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pls tits
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Blam, you love me
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Fuck me in the ass while i lick your scoubydoubydou
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Hello beautiful.
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do you have a pet i can fuck?
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Do a barrel roll
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>>699023936
bump
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Based on your picture, I'm assuming you like it doggie style
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what the fuck happened to your face
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jeez you guys suck at dubs. let me fix, dubs generator. send " hi sexy thang"
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>>699023936
bump..
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Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior, jesus christ?
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Hey babe, ever fucked a registered sex offender before?
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Hi girl!
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>>699023782
Reroll
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Your sweet ass just gave me type 69 diabetes, and the only way to cure it is to insert my penis-illin into you.
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>>699024011
Winrar
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>>699023988
OP is a fag
>winrar
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How much for a handy?
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it's a good thing you like it doggy style do you have a dog I can fuck
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Niggers tongue my anus
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>>699023988
winrar
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>>699023988
winrar

A sad time in whuch dubs get unnoticed
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>>699023988
was gona say something similar but its come up already
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What the fuck is wrong with your nose? Do you not use toilet paper?
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>>699023993
rollin
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>>699023988
Ahhhhh yeeeee
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>>699023988
winrar
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Let's cut to the chase. Do you like in your butt?
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>>699024039
Roll
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>>699024201
Send her this picture.
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can I fuck one of your pets.. if you don't have a pet I'll gladly fuck your dad or grandpa
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>>699024332
this
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>>699023224
if i become muslim can you be one of my many wives
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If I sniffed your butt, would you hold it against me?
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>>699024332
bump for almost trips
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>>699024100
yeah but what should OP say to the girl
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>>699024292
One at a time, fucking jabroni
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>>699023224

Show her profile plz
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>>699024332
my sides do this
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>>699024395
bumps.
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>>699024500
winrar
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>>699024391
This
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>>699024500
Winrar!
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I would eat you all night long
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>>699024391
bamperoni und piss
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>>699024500
winrar
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>>699023224
Damn shes fat
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>>699024310
Rolling for this
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>>699024847
She's not that fat, maybe a little Chubby
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>>699025335

Get fucked, she's got chubby little fingers. They'd barely reach my prostate.
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Other girl wasn't responding so here's a Different one
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>>699025662
Wanna come over and lick my taint?
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>>699025662
what are you drinking there, somali cum?
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>>699025662
You look like a boring-ass basic white bitch. And you have the audacity to assume the world should be interesting for your sake? How fucking jejune. Give me one good reason to assume talking to you will be even moderately entertaining.
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>>699025662

Google how not to be a cunt.
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>>699025944
Winrar
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>>699026033
Checked
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>>699025972
Reroll
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I love you <3
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The other bitch responded, who do you guys prefer?
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>>699025662
i wanna slap my dick on your pretty face
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Cheeky cunt
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>>699026289

Want to lick it at your place then?
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Im fingering my asshole right now
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>>699023438
I laughed so much harder than I should have.
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>>699026888
Ayy trips
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>>699026888
Checked
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>>699026927
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>>699026977
Checked
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>>699026481
damn she seemed nice
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>>699027144
Fuckin dubs everywhere
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>>699023224
/ÏŸÏŸ/ SIEG HEIL MEIN FUHRER /ÏŸÏŸ/
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>>699023988
Clubs
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>>699027262
Roll
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Can you send nudes?
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Wanna help me wash my nuts?
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>>699027313

Have you ever fingered a new born infant?
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>>699027604
bump
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I want to tongue punch your fart box
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you can lick my finger if you'd like
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>>699027313
The Holocaust never happened. Hitler did nothing wrong, he is living in my basement along with a dozen orphans that roll Cuban cigars for me
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>>699027691
roll
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>>699027759
I'm just joking (I'm trying to get op laid)
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I want to squirt up your ring sack and fill you up like a cake shoved in a baby sock.
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>>699027759
This looks promising..

In case of dubs:
Because I love the smell of the dildo you're going to insert into me.
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>>699027877
Checked
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>>699027901
Rolling again
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>>699027877
7-zip
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Smell my finger make you vomit
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>>699027759
right, at this point the fact thatshe hasnt called you a creep means you cant go wrong.. fuck her
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DO YOU SUCK DICKS DO YOU SUCK DICKS ahhhhhhh im nutting
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roses are red marisa is bae, I'd fuck you but I'm fucking gay
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>>699027759
have you ever put a hamster up your asshole and shit it out like a baby? its my fetish
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>>699027901
Rolling
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>>699028014
Gnaaawyoufuckup
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Can anyone tell me what this app is? Inb4 trolls
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>>699028087
you fucking autistic pleb
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i love you i want to rape your finger into my vagina
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>>699027901
Cum on baby
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>>699027759

I would like to make rape to your pussy hole with my stiff penis?
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>>699028087
Obese Prick
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>>699028014
9/11 was a Jewish conspiracy
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>>699028054
roll
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Sorry, I'm getting my responses from a Malaysian Waterboarding BBS.
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Can anyone tell me what this app is please? Inb4 troll
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>>699028058
roll
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>>699027759
Sorry my little sister took my phone haha so wyd l8r
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>>699028144
> it's 2016
> never heard of Tinder
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OP means over posting
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>>699027144
>>699026481
This chick actually seemed kinda cool. She probably woulda helped you make a new line and let you use it on her.
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Ey bby u wan sum fuk?
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>>699028174
Rolling
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>>699027725
this
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Ey boo chill it nigga damn u sweet n all like real sweet but damn man i cant STAND niggers jesus
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>>699028255
checkem
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>>699028379
What colour is your butthole?
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Dicks out for Harambe
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i like memes
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how to not be boring then bbq
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I was wondering, if my lil bro picked you up, could we have a threesome tonight?
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I'm sorry about the messages that have been sent before this. My friends took my phone and sent some really stupid messages. But anyway my name is Chad would you like some fuck?
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What colour is your butthole
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>>699028014
NIGGA WHAT are you retarded?
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I have a fetish for having people type my responses. I'm almost there, don't worry.
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>>699028642
roll
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>>699028577
Ooooooo check em
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What's your favorite genocide?
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I'm just posting what an internet board called /b/ on 4chan is telling me to.
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>>699028577
Do it op
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>>699028577
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OP stands for Oversized benis Pump. I have a penis pump and I assure you I MUST use it you're actually really cute btw
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>>699028546
Send her a link to this thread.
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Its time to eat some chicken i guess
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>>699028750
roll!
I wonna see her reaction
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4chan.org/b/thread/699023224/
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>>699028695
Bitches love memes
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>>699028546

Anyways, I wanna talk about you baby! What do you like to do for fun? What's your passion? What are you all about? Have you ever fucked a toddler?
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>>699028815
roll
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Sorry my niece got ahold of the phone. She's a horny bastard when she's on her period.
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what color is your butthole?
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>>699028699
Checked
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I am an autistic neckbeard on 4chan please give me some attention
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>>699023224
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>>699028699
Checked
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>>699028815
Rolling
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>>699028878
4chan.org/b/thread/699023224/
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>>699028750
Roll for this one
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>>699028815
Roll
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I have terminal autism
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Peace out bitch
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>>699028955
kek
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>>699028955
faggot
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>>6990285

Hey you seem nice would you like to go on a date with one of my nicer personalities?
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>>699028955
UH OH
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>>699028955
CHECKED
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>>699028955
this is illegal will not be said whiteknight faggot
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Your head looks too small for your body
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>>699028955
WIN
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>>698989320
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>>699028955
Winner winner chicken dinner
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4chan.org/b/thread/699023224/
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i am a huge cuck for niggers
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Let's actually help OP here. Girl seems pretty chill. If dubs then: "I am sorry, I am getting my responses from a random generated site. Let's start over. What was the line you wanted me to use again?"
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the white knights showed up already
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I love cock
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>>699028815
>>699028814
Are you retarded? The reaction will be either disgust or never messaging again. Where's the fun in that?
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>>699027901
Rolling
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What's a good genocide to pick
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>>699028886
this is too good
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CUM DADDY UGGGGHH
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>>699029144
Checkeddddddddd
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>>699029179
armenian
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>>699028886
roll
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>>699028955
>>699029144
Checked
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>>699029144
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>>699029144
Winrar
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>>699029179
Holy shit.
Say "Rwandan, of course."
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Rwandan is a classic
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so when 9/11 happened, which plane was your favourite?
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>>699029179
The genocide of my own seed spilled on your pictures
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>>699029179
the holocaust is always a classic
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>>699029382
gay af
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Holocaust. Hands down.
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>>699028955
boards.4chan.org/b/thread/699023224
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>>699029382
Faggot
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>>699029382
autism
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>>699029382
9/11 was an inside job
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>>699029487
fuck you white knight
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Dubs decide what I tell her.
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>>699029408
rolling
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you fucking cucking whore
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>>699029382
Op is faggot confirmed
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>>699029542
What them titties like?
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>>699029382
That's a good one, let's hookup and I'll tongue blast your asshole
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>>699029542
If you're the bj queen can I be the bj king?
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>>699029542
implying this isnt you texting yourself? fag
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Do you rim also? If so I got a fancy dinner a movie and 250$ calling your name.
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>>699029542
Prove you're a queen!
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>>699029542
Get your own thread faggot
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>>699029542
How does it feel to be a miserable bitch?
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>>699029542
I'll dick you so hard tonight you won't walk straight for a week
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Piss in my mouth
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>>699029382
good job OP. Mary that girl
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send her this
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How many goats do you own?
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>>699029542

ayy bby wana suk ma dads diq?
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>>699029638
roll
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>>699029542
>>699029691
erroll
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>>699029542
Do you have a feminine penis?
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Why in the world would someone name himself BJ queen, you are litteraly inviting me to rape you...
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>>699029542
wat dat mouf do?
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>>699028815
roll
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>>699029623
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Fucking kebab turk you stink kebab remove kebab serbian genocide best day of my life
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>>699029700
Don't worry, it was just a stupid experiment. Wanna grab coffee tonight?
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>>699029726
reroll
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>>699029700
Dubs confirmed
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You, me, dinner tomorrow?
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Send me a pic of your hips. I want to see if you have what it takes to carry my seed to term.
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"KISS MY ANUS"
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>>699029408
roll like bowling
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>>699029374
roll
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>>699029700
Legion is overrated
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>699029833
Checked
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>>699029828
rawl
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>>699029833
YES, OP I got dubs, send her the pic
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"TITS OR GTFO"
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nudes?
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>>699029855
winwinwin
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>>699029855
KEK WINRAR
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>>699029700
The pictures on my bio are all from google image search, I am trying to catfish women.
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>>699029855
Winrar!
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>>699029700

What does your piss taste like?
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>>699029839
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>>699029955
thx
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>>699029920
Roll
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>>699029828
roll
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>>699030000
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
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>>699029700
OP get out of here and meet that girl before b fucks up everything
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>>699024039
Roll
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>>699029966
Checked
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>>699029966
Damn, far right is giving someone the look.
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