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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
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still here
Saber claim
>>699021507
Pissed Off Marine Reporting For Duty!
>If you shoot somebody with a handgun in Canada, and they were breaking into your house to rape you/rob you/kill you, or a combination of those things, you could get in trouble.
>What.
>>699020557
thats nice but that mens you dont play ranked
>i can only have fun in ranked for some reason
>>699019780
i cant say i blame you, i did that shit as well
>spamming ez mid with ap jungle item
i got him to lvl 5 in just that patch
about time theyre nerfing him, they made his item more expensive early but that didnt change shit
>>699020667
what are you upto man?
>>699021088
theyre so easy but they can really hit the spot
>claimed
claiming a girl and her robot
>>699021507
YO! /WAIFU/ MUTHAFUKAS! WE FOUND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BOARD!!!1!
FUCK ALL Y'ALL POSTIN' ALL THIS 2D SHIT!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SERVERS!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SACHI!
AN WE GON PULL A 187 ON ALL Y'ALL SKINNY ASS WHITE MUTHAFUCKAS WHO THINK THEY COOL POSTIN THIS 2D JAPANESE SHIT WHILE THEY ANON!11!!!
COME STEP TO A REAL THUG AND SAY THAT SHIT, CRACKER ASS MUTHAFUCKAS!!
>>699021883
nothing just being bored hbu?
>>699020372
yeah man do it and let me know what girl you get the first time.
>>699020493
100% i live with my mother still and i have no real expenses. i'm not proud of it but i also don't a lot of money. i have a 50 gallon bucket full of gear and a $2500 AR with like 500 rounds.
i like to collect cheap chest rigs and patches and stuff.
>>699022005
her skin is darker than tree bark goddamn
>>699020980
>
>Yuiko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h-QYVWwxCg
>>699021821
You can't own an AR or AK in Canada either.They're too scary.You can own a VZ though, which is exactly the same but uglier.
>>699022023
you ever fix that problem with your friend or touchy subject
>>699022005
>WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SERVERS!
Pure Niggatry at work.
>>699021893
Mugi
life
go
>>699021883
I'm spamming Gangplank and Fiora now top and mid
>Gangplank mid not Fiora
They're nerfing Gangplank but they're nerfing the wrong part of his kit so he's still gonna be OP. I like Fiora a bit more though
>>699022085
Alright I'll do it when I get home
>Still living at home
You don't have a planned career or are you just saving while you can with no expenses. When I get out of school I'm probably going into the Navy
>>699022305
working on it im very bad at understanding how others feel my emotions are very limited
>>699021883
what else hits the spot for you?
>>699022275
Fuckin Canada.
I'm glad I live in America where I can shoot some motherfucker in my house.
Remember - BIG SCIENCE
>>699022460
Speak
Doll claimed.
>>699020094
Miller's speech from MGS peace walker was right man. The idea of a western country at war with another one is so odd to us now, I'm not sure how everyone would respond if it happened. Exactly, most would see it as a war that doesn't involve them, bo real point in sending resources over there. I think hiw big the chain would be would depend a lot on how quickly they could finish the job, the faster the better for everyone else. Don't think it'll lead to ww3 though myself. The issue is the NK propaganda machine has locked them in 60 years ago, so they can believe shit like that happens, especially since how much more brutal the Korean wars were. They're too prideful in negotiation to get anything done, every suggestion is seen as a slight. They would never betray glorious leader either. I think they feel that their fear is because their leader is so strong, so they're prideful in that.
No problem.
>>699020878
Ooo I see. Yeah it's quite a bit. Always gets like this when Maki's here. Enjoy it though.
Oo what food? I just got a kfc myself.
>>699020926
No worries
>cute smile
^
>>699021821
>>699022275
that's not necessarily true you can own ARs and AKs in canada you van have short barreled ARs and all that shit too.
pic related are owned by a canadian tripfag on /k/
Casual Commander Laura, checking in.
>>699022023
Nothing much, hoping I won't die tonight
>Just released my dinner into the toilet
>Through my mouth
Being sick sucks man
>>699022545
Music and coffee
That's pretty much my life
What about yourself?
>>699022437
i have no idea what im doing with my life. im just living. I am pretty sure that the civil war is gonna start after this election gets taken by hillary. either that or i will join the army or be a gunsmith or something. hell i might join so i can invade north korea.
>>699022595
hi yuuko
>>699022728
that sucks man least you are losing weight right
>>699022693
Some shit that only seem to exist in Brazil. Search for Coxinha.
>>699022946
NO
About yourself
>>699022701
>Dem Guns
Nice. I love a good AK.
>ARs are nice too but personally, when it comes to guns, I'm a fuckin commiefag.
Tigress is the best companion
You can potentially survive waterboarding by doing the duck face.
>>699022906
>Pixiv thumbnail
Uh oh Shiki's gonna be triggered. I k ow the pain of not knowing what to do
>First year allowed to vote
>Choice between Tweedledee and Tweedledum
>>699022713
Hey Laura
>>699023129
Yeah gotta give commies credit when it comes to reliable weapons
>Besides China and NK
>>699023123
oh
ive just been playing games and listening to music all day
>>699022728
games and coffee is pretty good. other than that i dont know
>>699023254
True
>First time I shot an SKS I had a boner.
>It felt sooooo good.
That was the moment I fell in love with Russian firearms.
>>699023507
Cute eyes
>>699023325
Does this fulfill you?
>>699023507
Fruit
>>699023129
i'd like to have an AK but i could really only afford to get one nice rifle so i build an AR part by part. i'm more confident that i could find ammo and replacement parts for it if shit ever went south. AKs are neat but a lot of the newer produced ones will fall apart after 5000 rounds.
>>699023254
vote for trump or gary johnson. you need to vote to keep hillary out of office and maintain as much personal freedom as you can. if hillary becomes president we are going to be stuck with her for two terms and she is going to fill the country with Muslim migrants while at the same time stripping our right to self protection. she wants to make use defenseless like france.
>>699022701
/k/ why would you lie to me.
Also that AK is ugly as shit.
>>699023214
But waterboarding is meant to keep you alive.
>>699023325
Lucky.Its hot and I've got to help my mom clean her house so we can all have a big dinner tonight.I don't get why she needs underneath her couch vacuumed. I might just go home and say I feel sick or something.
>>699023541
>/k/ and /tg/
Oh shit mein neger.
>>699023072
This stuff?
http://remediodaterra.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/os-males-da-coxinha-para-saúde.jpg
Because that shit looks fuckin delicious. I love chicken in everything.
>>699022593
BIG SCIENCE FOR BIG BOYS
>>699023507
She can't sneak around alot, the bells would give her away.
>>699022112
huh, this is interesting....
I can't remember, sorry
>>699022437
>Ult gp nerfed
That's nice, well I don't feel like gp is ridiculous atm
Fiora on the other is something I want to pick when I'm back
I've been out of it I'm really not sure what to play now
>>699023002
>Losing weight
Boy, I'm thinner than a fucking chop stick
Although I appreciate the positivity I just want food inside me
>>699023458
>I forgot games
I can't believe how much of a pleb I am
I guess we're both coffee addicts, let me ask you something though
>Black or with milk and sugar?
>>699023644
yes it does
i dont think theres anything id rather be doing
>>699023898
>>699022593
B I G S C I E N CE
Reminder that coffee is bad for you
>>699023787
yeah it's not very good looking but i like the paintjob. this is another one of his ARs.
This was weird
https://youtu.be/nTE9O5bUO-w
>>699023629
>>699023644
Bunch of fucking weebs
>>699023898
The bells don't make sound, there's no clapper in them. I guess they would still chime a little bit
>>699024142
reminder that guns are dangerous
>>699024021
This makes me happy.
>>699024113
>>699023751
True, wanna get me an authentic Russian Afghanistan AK, an AK that could probably get shot and still work properly
>I built my AR too. Its nice and I really love the AR platform.
>>699023787
Boards in order of use
/tg/
/k/
/a/ (lurking mostly)
/b/
>>699024354
The most beautiful things are always the most dangerous.
>>699023898
This shit. The ones that are sold by unit are bigger tho. The size of a fist or a little bigger.
>>699023982
That's Ok. It took me some time to notice it too
>>699022693
Yours is too
>>699023751
Unfortunately Johnson isn't popular even though he's the best candidate right now
>>699023898
BIG SCIENCE
>>699024018
>GP isn't ridiculous
You haven't seen armor pen Gangplank then
>>699024289
>Fucking weeks
I thought I was cute ;-;
>>699024354
Reminder humans are dangerous
>>699023787
True, but doing the duck face will make the suffering a little more bearable.
Chinese food.
>>699024018
i like some creamer in it
all headshots if you think you can take my husbandu
>>699024018
I like my coffee like I like my women.
>2D and Whiter Than Christmas Morning In North Dakota.
>>699024396
thats good to hear
>>699024442
But it would mean we talked before and I willingly gave you my telegram. but I have no Yuiko in my telegram
Hello
>>699024208
That looks nice.Speaking of the North side, I wish I could move to Alaska.They've got perfect gun laws but the weather would be such a drastic change I probably wouldn't even be able to handle it and Texas is my home.
>>699024437
For me its
/tg/
/k/
/waifu/
And then /aco/ and /gif/ are tied.
>>699024354
I'm trying so hard not to scream right now.
>>699024781
North Dakota was rather grey around Christmas.
add me on skype to make master plans
skype: killer90943
>>699024437
>
>>699024463
he's going to be in the debates and he is going to win a lot of support now that he finally has a platform. my problem is that he hasn't vehemently progun and his running mate had a history of signing antigun bills. i'm also worried that they are going to completely ignore immigration and we will continue to see these issues.
>>699024806
Jon Stark
>>699024666
Oh, Tommykoko, my sweet dear little girl... Did you moisturise today?
>>699024463
Not in game, I've seen LCS play it and the barrels look kinda gross it's true
But that was regular gp as well
>>699024666
I guess that's acceptable
>Black master race
>Coffee not actual race calm down /pol/
>>699024781
Kek, how does 2D coffee even work
>>699024860
everything including guns and ammo costs a lot up there and you cant even get some stuff. you have to special order and specific gun you cant find in anchorage.
>>699024795
You've found a lot more images
>>699024838
Hi
>>699024973
Hello again
>>699025050
Oh yeaah!
I wonder why I have no memory as to how we added each other. Not even reading past messages rang any bells...
well anyways, I'm going to bed now, see ya everyone
>>699025362
But muh NFA.
>>699025406
Cutie~
>>699025479
Bye bye
>>699025406
You're not dead yet?
Shizuru awake.
Depressing music edition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wlrl7_q4w0
>>699024442
Aww shit man, wish I could have some, I'll have to find a recipe. Why are you getting them for free anyway?
>>699024463
Thanks man.
>GP
I have yet to see a GP who isn't awful. I've seen vids where he completely dominates but I've never seen it in game.
>>699024289
>that vid
Macree Solid 5: The Phantom Shot
I wouldn't know, never watched OniAi. Whatever, they're still cute.
>>699024021
>>699024463
YOU KNOW IT
>>699024860
I mostly starting coming here because I noticed my housemate going here a lot
>He told me about it once.
>"A bunch of people on /b/ dicking around and talking about fuckall."
>"There are some cool people, and I get good recommendations for watching anime."
Oh and if you want a good place for gun laws, Idaho is REALLY great about it, plus the weather isn't super bad year round
>Except it gets a might bit chilly in the winter
>Glad I fixed my car AC/Heater a few days ago.
>>699025032
Nice.
>>699024973
Depends where you live, in Minot its so white I feel like I'm in pre-cucked Norway.
>>699025303
2D Coffee, its like uh... Like a flat line where coffee drizzles out? It works probably.
>At least in Starbound it works.
>>699025303
im too sick too handle a thread right now /waifu/
im gonna chill out a bit and maybe come back later
you kids be good now
>>699025684
You live in Minot?
>>699025585
I got plenty to provide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4fhxHS-b1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsUR8vPxI8g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi00eVkRi_M
>>699025406
yes i have
i finally decided to go to danbooru a little while ago
>>699025642
i fell back to sleep earlier
>>699025583
Not physically i'm afraid.
It's good that you aren't.
>>699025642
Today is the Student's day.
Or anything like that
>>699025817
Nah, I live in Idaho. I use to live in Minot though, I use to work at the airbase.
>Nuclear Winter tbh.
>>699025074
no and im a guy
>>699025303
see you
>>699025919
Well alright then.
>>699024838
Bacon spotted
>>699023898
>>699024021
These guys know about the
B I G S C I E N C E
>>699021507
oooo....k...hehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehe
>>699026010
My father lives in Minot. It was grey as fuck there around Christmas.
>>699025548
go to arizona.
>>699025684
yeah it's pretty cool. It's got a heavy m249 profile cold hammer forged barrel that along with the milled upper makes the gun heavy and the muzzle break paired with that weight makes it have zero recoil. you can just rapid fire in a tight pattern.
>>699025642
>Haven't seen a GP that wasn't shit
Let me guess they can't triple barrel?
>>699025479
Goodnight beautiful
>>699026020
Oh Tommykoko, you're so silly! Let me feel your hands... They're so soft... So you did moisturise. I want to cum all over your armpit Tommykoko!
>>699026100
Rory spotted
>>699026276
How the hell do you triple barrel. I can't seem to manage it
>>699026317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL2yUonqz5s
>>699026227
there's something wrong with that picture...
>>699024463
It was pretty cute
>>699025642
nice pic, decent shop
>Macree Solid 5: The Phantom Shot
kek
They're cute as fuck. I'm sad I can't buy them as merch. I bet they'd look cute on anyone. Guess I gotta make them myself
>>699025684
Yeah but its Idaho.Also,
>Talking about 4chan with anyone, ever.
Kakoy iz yebat' tovarishch?
>>699026463
the scaling is wrong.
>>699026153
>>699026010
It gets hot as hell during my Christmas. Ive spent it in 40 Celsius before.
Zx10r is mine <3, who else loves bikes
>>699026485
>Filename
Kek
>>699026407
Place 2 barrels shoot the first then place the third before the others explode. You need to use quick cast
>>699026408
Oh Tommykoko, you always had the most grim sense of humor, part of what attracted me to you so much. Seeing you mope around gives me butterfly's in my stomach... I'd really like o give you butterfly kissing on your stomach. Tickling you with my eyelashes. And then I'd love to fuck your ass.
>>699026751
Your bike better not look like that
>>699026960
How can you be attracted to Tommykoko if you can't even tell her apart from a different person.
>>699025585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfXJGi5buH8
>>699026110
wot
>>699026317
>>699026992
hey tomoko is mine
>>699027080
Look at that svelte little soft and supple body. That's a soft little pussy I'd like to rub my shaft against.
>>699024289
Oh shit I didn't even notice the gun grow, wtf.
>>699025707
Later man, get well now.
>>699025585
Yo.
https://youtu.be/IXdNnw99-Ic
>>699025881
Ah fair enough, what time is it where you're at?
>Nice chibi
>>699025930
Oh, is that like an actual holiday or something as an excuse to do stuff? Either way it sounds pretty cool.
>>699026100
You know it.
>>699026276
They can't seem to do anything but die. The barrels stack? Thought it only applied once.
>>699026485
Thanks, CC did it for me. Yours is too.
I said that cuz I thought in the vid the Macree killed those guys with his ult after dying, never noticed the EXPAND GUNDONG.
They're pretty cute. Wouldn't be too hard I'd think, just some bells, ribbon and some kind of hair clip.
>>699026884
Oh okay.
>Time to pick up the ol' pirate hat again...
>>699027260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcmZv7XFO-8
>TFW BLM stopped the riots
>TFW you will never be drafted to fight the Shieeetcong
Why even live tbh.
>>699026992
No, tell you what, my waifu is my truck <3 who else loves truckies
>>699027404
Yes the barrel only hits once
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c2k8Q2WrE0Y
This is what I mean
>>699027540
If you own a truck but don't regularly use it for real (just driving around in it isnt using it) off yourself please.
>>699027404
6:40 pm
No one to share my candy with.
sad days.
>>699027755
Yes, i use my truck for work, especially transporting ac unit replacements
>>699027755
You can't even use commas. This you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1DK2VdM75k
>>699027540
Look at the condition of that thing... You don't even fucking use it as a truck, do you? Don't wanna scratch the paint, don't want to ding the side. Take it foor a trail ride, go muddin, but please to god don't use it like a fucking pavement princess. Only own a truck if you use it for a hobby or actually need one.
>>699026528
True.
>what
>>699027460
Also True.
>>699027913
I'll share my candy with you if you share some of your... Candi... With me
Hello
>>699025880
>>699027248
>>699027404
Hello
I wasn't meaning to ask for more depressing music. I've got plenty of that, unfortunately.
>>699027248
I've played that game.
Pervert.
:^)
>>699028032
Yeah so
>>699028025
Alright you good fami
>>699028279
I've been feeling gummi worms lately, how about you?
>>699028092
I need it to transport ac units and parts, boxes an boxes of capacitors, compressors, copper tubing. You sound like my exgfs hick ass father. Also im coastal, not back woods. I take my truck out to hugenot park all the time
Hello
>>699028493
Oh, I have a sweet, nice big, floppy gummi worm for you, darling.
Have you seen my trips mister Jones?
Do you know what it's like on the outside?
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>699028235
"What of fuck comrade?"
Side note, does anyone know why I live this pic so much?
>>699028763
Yeah they went over here >>699028777
>>699028763
How horrifying
>>699028904
Fair play to the man anyway
Claiming yasuho hirose, aka best jojo girl
(my yasuho folder is really thin)
>Mfw I found the Black Lagoon Extras
>Its like a school anime
>Dutch is a fucking gardener.
I feel nothing but joy.
>>699028780
I don't speak Russian
>I started learning Norwegian because Heritage, but then I realized my homeland is cucked
>>699028317
So are you as well then
I just played it for the story :^)
>>699028654
Hello fellow no life
>>699028763
not this time
>>699028780
you live it?
>>699028317
You can never have too much. Anyways, how are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksaiH32lcyM
>>699028763
I do not know what it's like on the outside. You're asking the wrong people.
>>699029097
Norway isnt cucked, you're wrong, sweden is, norway is fine. Dont get the two mixed
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29Mqp8o.jpg "Syndra [95].jpg")
>>699028714
I don't believe we are talking about the same thing....
>>699029277
Really? Most of what I read said its pretty badly cucked
>But still 490 for a TV license?
>55% income tax?
Am I confusing the two again?
>Plus the gun laws aren't lax enough for me
The only thing I know is that my father is clinging to his viking ancestry and wants to give me the family axe when he dies.
>I did not refuse him.
>>699029586
Oh, we are. Why don't you get on your knees soi can feed it to you
>>699029169
Something something plot.
I didn't download it expecting a monster loli fucking simulator. Gotta say.
>Pervert rattles
>>699029197
I'm alright. How about you?
>>699029422
Good morning, slut whore.
>>699029169
Sadly so
>>699029197
I see
My quest for answers continues on then
>>699021507
hu she?
>>699027696
Oh I see then. That does a shit tonne of damage. Why can't I play with GPs like that? You know what I'm gonna buy him.
>>699027813
Ah okay. How long did you sleep for? Just a nap or is your sleep cycle fucked?
>>699028317
Ah gotcha, misunderstanding. What's the agenda for the day then?
>>699028763
Bit off there.
Watched The Waterboy today, I quite liked it I have to say, thanks for the heads up.
Ah darn, I haven't gotten out of the house yet. Looks like another day here, or a late night depart
Calamity-masu'd
>>699029169
Thanks for the warm welcome
>>699029871
I was thinking more of sweets you can find in a grocery store isle.
>>699029973
I'm fine, just living my regular humdrum life. Watching some Kiniro Mosaic.
>>699030278
yeah looks like it
>>699029770
>>699028092
Same person?
>>699030205
What server are you on love to play with ya and teach ya GP
>>699029973
i already knew it was before i downloaded it
i didn't expect there to be so much sexing the loli though
>pervert rattles
>>699030118
Komine Sachi from grisaia trilogy
>>699029169
Meant love, obviously.
>>699029277
Sweden is far less cucked than most other yurops
>>699030278
You fag.
Jk bb
>>699030533
Nah. I don't even like trucks
>Norway
>Angry Marine
I got those two Gununu's converted. Yay me!
>>699023254
Holy shit I'm late to respond. Forgive me, how have you been?
>>699023507
Hey, Akiko, I found this while finding more pictures. There's also an eyepatchless version.
Angry Marine dude is out.
>Later!
>>699030992
Bye.
>>699030898
I've been good and you?
>>699030741
is she evil?
>>699030205
Indeed, hope for a better attempt on the morrow.
Glad to hear ye liked it! Should probably watch it myself in the next few days, it's been far too long.
A true shame we don't get movies from him like that anymore.
>>699030517
>>699030845
What's up?
>>699030992
Later
>>699030205
Went to bed at ~4:30 am
Woke up at ~9:20 am
Went back to bed at ~9:50 am
Woke back up at ~12:30 pm
>>699031414
Damn, my health doesn't even exist, and it never did.
>>699030205
Probably nothing. Maybe go to the store if i can manage to scrub up that kind of motivation.
You?
>>699030741
I knew it was NSFW when i got it with sexual content.
Not that i mind a loli sex simulator, but i wasn't hugely fond of the game after the initial interest.
>>699031601
fuck
>>699031371
playing some world of tanks
>>699031174
Pretty decent aside from being talked to less, I guess.
>>699031724
>>699030741
So what's this about perverted rattles?
>>699031601
It ends at 24 not 14.
no less than this fat guy
