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TURN ON CNN IN 15 MINUTES
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Waiting for all the trumpies to start crying about CNN
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Reply to this post or you'll never get a gf.
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>>698993703
TURN ON FOX NEWS IN 14 MINUTES
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>>698993735
Sup ma nigga
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Can it be in 10 minutes? I have to go work.
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Party wagon is on its way, I called the police.
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>>698993526
Heres yet another fake one. Go outside you stupid fuck
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I turn on and now
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TURN ON MSNBC NEWS IN 13 MINUTES
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Same thread, different day.
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Turn on Cartoon Network right now
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rev up the gas chambers in 12 minutes
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>>698993735
jokes on you I'm never getting a gf anyway
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do not turn on the disney channel in 15min
or ever at any point in time
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and here i am now listening to hillary clinton's speech. fuck you sly cunt
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I m turned on whole day
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no op pls dont do eet
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I'll read in NYT what a faggot you were, TV is for plebs.
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5 minutes guys.
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I came too late.
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>>698994562
she's planning on giving broadband to every household by 2020 not voting for her lol
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2 Minutes
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>>698994803
im planning to kill you by 2020 lol
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trump
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what should happend on CNN
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>>698995315
nothing is gonna happen you tard
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He's not gonna do anything. Op is a fag
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>>698993526
when will you stop making this gay thread
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>>698993526
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BBC is on. Do your thing.
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>>698996324
I love cats. I love the sound they make when you cut them into pieces. There are no words that adequately describe the euphoria of it all, it's quite addicting. The picture you posted reminds me of one of my latest projects, it was... memorable, to say the least. Would you like to see some of my work?
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>>698993735
:)
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>>698996677
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>>698996677
Your dubs are more important.
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>>698993526
turn into youre asshole in 15minutes
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TURN ON CARTOON NETWORK IN 5 MINUTES
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>>698996869
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>>698993735
awddfgdd
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>>698996993
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>>698993735
reply
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>>698993735
Pls
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>>698997140
Go away evil dogger
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>>698997140
Go away evil dogger.
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>>698993735
Already have one faggot
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>>698997344
your hand doesn't count you candyass faggot
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>>698993735
nigger
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>>698997140
Go away evil dogger.
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>>698997140
Go away evil digger.
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something that happened seventeen years ago?
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>>698997140
go away evil dogger
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>>698993735
Nug
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OP is a beta cuck. Pussied out.
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>>698993735
Just in case
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>>698997140
Go away evil dogger
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>>698993526
>>698993703
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>>698997140
go away evil dogger
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>>698993526
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>>698993735
...
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>>698993735
no
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>>698997140
go away evil dogger
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>>698993735
k
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>>698993735
.....
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Waiting patiently, is op delivering presents?
What will op do, walk past a camera with a sign?
Jaywalk while eating a poptart?
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>>698993735
replying
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>>698993526
YOU'RE FUCKING LATE OP !
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>>698993735
Fuck off
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>>698997140
Go away evil dogger
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>>698997140
go away evil dogger
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>>698993735
DUBS say I die with a dildo in my ass also
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>>698993735
No.
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>>698993735
loolololoolollo
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>>698997140
Go away evil dogger
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>>698997140
Go away evil dogger.
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>>698993735
ayy lmao
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Yesterday, about fifteen minutes after I saw this post, some dude climbed Trump tower. Except CNN was doing commercials, so ABC had my back with cameras so good I could see the dude's peach fuzz from fifteen stories up.
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>>698993735
fdhfd
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>>698993735
tgsxdrst
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>>698993735
damn
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>>698993735
gf pls
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>>698997737
just fuck my face up nate
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Go away evil dogger
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>>698993735
Desu
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>>698993735
k
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>>698993735
I want a bf.
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>>698997140
Go away evil dogger
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>>698993735
hey
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>>698993735
your mothers nippples
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>>699000669
want sum fuk?
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>>698994773
you never cum too late or too soon. whenever you cum, its right on time.
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>>699000005
CHECKED
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>>699001049
learn2check newfag
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>>698997140
go away evil dogger
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>>699000669
ill give you some fucks im not even ugly or very weird
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>>698993735
fuk me
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>>699001049
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>>699001258
u ugly and totes weird
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>>698993735
564
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>>698997140
Go away evil dogger
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>>699000818
I'm no wizard.
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>>698993735
fuck you
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>>698993735
replyin
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>>698997140
Go away evil dogger
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>>698993735
kys
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>>698993735
T
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>I'm gonna turn it on in 16 minutes

D E V I L I S H
E
V
I
L
H
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>>698993735
Not worth risk
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>>698993735
Pls
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>>698993735
lol
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>>698993735
Can't risk it
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>>698993735
My odds are bad enough as it is
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>>698993735
Kys
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>>698993735
damn, this one gets me
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>>698993735
If I already have one and I reply does it reverse?
Plz.
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Go away evil dogger
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>>698993735
Like this helps.
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>>698993735
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>>698993526
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>>698993735
f
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>>698993735
..i.
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>>698993735
>Reply to this post or you'll never get a gf.
Hah
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>>698993735
>>698993735
Fuck u
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>>698993735
Fuck you
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>>698993735
NORMIES LEAVE.REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>698993735
Feggot
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>>698997140
Go away evil dogger
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>>698996677
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>>698997140
Go away evil dogger!
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>>698997140
go away evil dogger.
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>>698993735
Ayy !
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summer the thread
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>>698997140
go away evil dogger
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TURN ON CBEEBIES IN 5 SECONDS
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>>698997140
Go away evil dogger.
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>>698993735
Wouldn't want that to happen
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>>698997140
Go away evil dogger
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>>698993735
Fuckin' 'ell
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>>699005070
kek
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>>698993735

egh
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>>698997140
go away evil dogger
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>>698997140
Go away evil dogger.
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>>698994803
>>698995021
more like data mine the fuck out of you
if anyone falls into shillarys plot it could mean the end
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>>698993735
mother dying in her sleep I can handle

Not getting QT 8/10 no way
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>>698993735
Kh
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>>698993735
its sad this gets more replys than the ones with the mother
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>>698993735
B-BUT IM GAY
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>>698993735
Ayy
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>>698993735
fuck
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>>698993735
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>>698993735
hi
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>>698993735
fuck you
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>>698997140
Go away evil dogger.
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>>698993735
Wow legoland
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>>698993735
there
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>>698993735
Not risking it
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>>698996677
Fucked around and got a triple double
Ice-cube confirmed
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>>698993735
either way...
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>>698993735
Replu
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>>698993735
Fuck you mang
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>>699004163

bbc news? thats not just op thats all those brits. if it talks like a faggot...
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>>698993735
b2bsts
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>>698993735
:(
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>>698993735
k
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>>699001049
You´re looking for this
>>699000000
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>>698993735
ok fag
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>>698993735
fuck you
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>>698993735
here's reply
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>>698993735
safe than sorry x
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>>698993735
kys
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>>698997140
go away evil dogger
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>>698993735
I wasn't going to reply just to spite you but...
>I'm secretly very lonely. Okay it's not a secret.
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>>698993735
,':^)
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>>698993735
Please. I want a gf... Please
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>>698993735
jesus
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>>698997140
Go away evil dogger
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>>698997140
go away evil dogger
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>>698993735
Please god let me get a girlfriend.
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>>698993735!!

how meny can you get !!!
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>>698997140
Go away evil dogger
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>>698997140
go eywey ejvel drogbar
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>>698997140
go away evil nigger...did i do it right?
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>>698993735
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>>698993735
fucking faggot
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>>698993735
no pls
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Explosion in Thailand?
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>>698997140
go away evil dogger
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>>698993735
have one lol faggot
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>>698997140
Damnit evil dogger
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>>698993735
Fuck
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>>698993735
same
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>>698993735
...8
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>>698997140
Go away evil dogger
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>>698993735
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>>698993735
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>>698993735
Well
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go away evil dogger
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>>698993735
dbsfgf4tregfdgrgesgw3eweg
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>>698993735
Fuck sake
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>>698997140
Go away evil dogger
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Go away evil dogger
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>>698993526
Still nothing, how "unexpected"...
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>>698997140
Go away evil dogger.
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>>698993735
Fuck
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>>699007239

this guy.... i like this guy

>>698993735

gotta be safe
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>>698993735
dayum
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>>698993735
nigger
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>>698993735
Kys
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>>698993735
fuck off
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>>698993735
God dammit. Fine
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>>698997140
Go away evil dogger
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>>698993735
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>>698993735
niggerjew
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>>698993735
fuck you faggot
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>>698993735
ok
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>>699006061
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>>699008657
http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/11/americas/canada-ontario-police-kill-terror-suspect-aaron-driver/index.html
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>>698993735
plz
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>>698993735
Nigger
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>>698993735
it must be done...pls
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>>698993735
ok
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>>699009922
QUADRUPLE DUBS!#!
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>>698993735
kill yourself
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>>698993735
Kek
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>>698997140
Go away evil dogger
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>>698993735
hi
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>>698997140
Go away evil dogger
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>>698993735
k
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>>698993735
Well
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>>698997140
Go away evil dogger
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>>698993735
i don't want one anyway
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>>698993735
Replied
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Go away evil dogger
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>>698993735
pls gib gf :(
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>>698993735
ok
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>>698993735
what if you already have one?
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>>698993526
What's going on OP
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>>698993735
fuck you
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>>698997140
go away evil dogger!
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>>698993735
I'm gay so gg.
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>>698997140
Go away evil dogger
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>>698993735
o
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>>698993735
fukk
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>>699000000
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>>698993735
Are you cancerous faggots fucking serious right now?! Thats like 40 replies
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>>698993735
Replyerino
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>>698993735
Iwisjjes
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>>698993735
Fuck
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>>698993735
.
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>>698993735
lol
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OMG TURN ON CNN ITS HAPPENING

>pic related
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>>698997140
Go away evil dogger
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>>698993735
gjf
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>>698993735
fuck
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>>698993735
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>>698993735
lol
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>>698993735
Why
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>>698993735
hate you
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>>698993735
nigger
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>>698993735
Ok
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>>698993735
sss
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>>698993735
h
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>>698993735
ih8u
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>>698993735
ok
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>>698993735
Shit ok
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>>698993735
Nigger
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>>698993703
si
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>>698993735
Already got one but I feel like contributing to this post of many replies anyway
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>>698993735dude
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>>698993735
Y
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@698993735
Jokes on you I already have one
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>>698993735
I hope you burn in hell
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>>698997140
Gi away evil dogger
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>>698993526
I wish jew weren't joking.
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>>698993735
Welp I need this
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>>698996677
Yes.
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>>698993735
K
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>>698993735
shoo shoo evil jew
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>>698993735
Oh Shit nigger
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>>698993735
>kek, no one wants me anyways
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>>698993735
o shit
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>>698993735
asjdkflhalksdjhf
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>>698993735
o shit boi
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>>698993735
Hi
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>>698993735
He
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>>698993735
I like the originality
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so is anything going to happen or what? i thought this was gonna be real this time =\
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>>698993735
fuck
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OP rarely delivers
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>>698993735
nice try
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>>698993735
fuck you
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>>698993735
Fuck you
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>>698993735
i already have one but i wanna see this get bigger
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>>698993735
awerhjeathj
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