ITT: Your own secret LIFEHACK or godtier lifehacks. Share in here but keep it SECRET outside /b/!
I use a small amount of perfumes for women just before a date, so it will appear to her as if i had recently contact with another women. The effect is slight but perceptible and it's very easy and cheap to use.
>>698951483
instructions unclear. Toast caught fire, dick stuck in toaster. Dick also on fire.
>>698951624
Instead of perfume I just leave cum stains on my fly and make sure my fingers smell faintly of pussy.
>>698951483
it just throws the toast on the floor when it's done
nice hack anon
>>698951741
it seems legit but i am not sure if it does the thing
>>698951741
wtf did I just read
Put bread in the cookie jar to keep the cookies soft.
>>698951757
>>698951654
>>698951563
i just use a random image of a life hack - would not try it either
>>698952115
would try it out, but i cant stop myself from eating all the cookies directly
>>698951483
inb4 the bleach crystals shit and cutting venes the right way - don't try it out, summerfags
>>698951483
after exchanging numbers with a gril i call her on sunday, since it is a boring day and she will likely be willing to talk
>>698951654
underrated post
anyone have the one about making cheap booze at home?
>>698952341
saved it thanks anon
>>698952669
it works but yes i get your problem
>>698953098
that's nice, it's so much better than calling on the third day in order not to appear needy - as if she wouldn't know...
>>698953333
checked
>>698953333
Just ferment some sugary water with yeast, then seal that shit
Viola, poor mans moonshine, its not rocket science if you actually attended high school
>>698951483
Ive tried doing this, it set fire to the toaster and my house almost burnt down. 10/10 would do again
>>698951757
You put a plate in the landing zone, so the toaster actually serves your breakfast to you. It's fucking brilliant
>>698955024
God, Psychology is such a bullshit pseudoscience.
>>698952341
Not really a good idea unless you want worn out socks and wrinkled up shirts.
>>698955219
Wah look at me, i have a bachelor of arts. I can't comprehend that the chaotic nature of the human mind varies from person to person. waaaah
>>698955056
Or just use a bump key.. which is damn near instant and you don't look retarded sitting there playing with a lock.
>>698951757
I pictured this and laughed for about thirty seconds straight. Its too early in the goddamned morning for this shit. Thanks for the keks anon.
>>698951483
This is the most retarded shit, all the crumbs at the bottom fall on the metal
>>698955024
don't know if i works but i will just follow the rules in order to save time i would normally spend on thinking about it
>>698951483
No butter toasted grilled cheese?
I'll pass
>>698955219
It might be, but either way, I'm making 150k yearly (psychiatry) thanks to this "pseudoscience".
>>698955292
If your carrying clothes in your backpack that's the least of your worries.
>>698955219
> implying that making assumptions of effects on the human mind by color has something to do with actual psychology
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>>698956307
ahahahahaha
>>698957924
don't do this it makes mustard gas
>>698955024
no boys room?
TRIGGERED!
no seriously thanks anon - seems nice
>>698951654
Imgur tier response.
>>698953228
kys samefag.
>>698951624
define a small amount please
i mean this seems legit kinda - but how much to make it work without smelling like a dragqueen
>>698951624
>>698951741
>not mixing your old loads with piss and using it as cologne
>>698958224
i'd have one for chloroform.. but this thread is dead and sucks
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>>698959551
thank you!
>>698959450
I have no idea when I will ever use this, but I'll save it anyways
>>698954260
>Anon puts plate in front of toaster
>Doesn't properly estimate velocity of flying toasted cheese bread
>Overshoots the plate and ends up on floor
>Anon doesn't notice, steps on greasy cheese bread; slips and falls
>Hits head on counter top
>Dies
I don't know if any of these work they probably all make zyclon B
>>698959732
those tricks suck - i find it much easier to add 42 + 540 + 630 + 8100
>>698959732
Works great in the example, but is flawed in practice. Once the numbers being multiplied get below a certain point (probably around 80 for most people) you run into the same scenario when you are once again trying to multiply 2 large numbers.
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>>698960105
thanks for sharing - almost all the tricks are really useful
>>698951483
Spat toast of the floor, toaster set on fire
took a crane to get it out of the house
this thread evolves into something not bad..
>>698960236
>>698960040
All right, here's another
>>698952341
That's just plain stupid,
> look guys I'm just like in the military
> can use my folded socks to tamponade gunshot wounds
>>698951483
Hell naw man, bread and cheese got stuck in toaster, one side burned and cheese not even melted, also launched onto floor.
>>698960650
How the fuck is space saving stupid you fuckwit?
>>698951624
Mmmm.... smart one.
>>698959974
>Last image
The nigger just unzips your bag
Whoa now guys, let's try to keep the thread alive
>>698959551
Guy who sails occasionally here.
Out of these 40 you only really need square knot, bowline, running knot, figure eight and hitch/half-hitch, the rest either does the same thing in a different way or is very situational.
Hell, if you're stubborn you can get by on square knot alone.
>>698960650
its actually pretty helpful.
you just seem like a retard who only sees the sunlight once a year - probably never worn a backpack aside from school
I only have cooking info left after a fresh install but can be handy I guess.
>get British VPN
>watch Olympics on BBC website
>>698961592
>>698955024
why not just make everything lavender tho
>>698961592
The bit on vegetables is just plain stupid. As long as you've washed them, it honestly doesn't make a shit bit of difference if you only cook them for a few minutes. Is way healthier for you as well.
>>698961680
>live in britain
Going to dump, but doing so from phone,so bear with me
>>698962793
Ignore this anon, it's cloudy and everyone hates each other. No GDP makes up for that.
>>698962411
It does in terms of break down of chemical structures affecting flavour and texture. The times used in that inforgraph are referring the standard ones mostly used across the board.
Sorry if there's ant doubles, but yeah, phone dump do no real decent thumbnail
>>698957924
Has no one taught you how to open combo locks with a pop can? I don't got a photo but it's so much easier to just use a damn oilcan than waste time doing lock combinations..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCA0jhVCFTw
>>698963760
Not sure why that's a gif btw
Y'all need to get some AC in here.
Lol
>>698952341
Forgot to put it inna plastic bag. What are you gonna do when it rains?
Pack everything in plastic bags inside the backpack.
Also helps to keep the dirty clothes from nastying up the clean.
>>698959901
I don't understand this
Another one that's randomly a gif without reason. Don't know.don't care.
>>698964066
Well if you're gonna be somewhere that's gonna rain so much without cover I'm sure you're not gonna take a bag that will so easily get soaked/let water in.
>>698951624
haha yes time trick all the attention whores. you are a glorious son of a bitch. from the bottom of my heart thank you
>>698964091
To naked eye the monitor is just a white screen. Through the glasses you can see what's on it.
>>698951654
pls respond
>>698964360
>>698964423
posting shit that's outdated af.
And that's all i have. Have fun with that, /b/tards and don't blame me for what doesn't work. i didn't make these, i just reposted them.
>>698964516
How about you make a contribution then, fuckface. Also see>>698964534
>>698960331
that is actually one hack that i use from time to time
>>698964631
Don't forget the viagra
>>698964590
I already have. See >>698961592
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>>698959786
This works, my great grandmom did this and sold it during the great depression.
>>698961415
...and then she pukes all over your house
>>698964590
He probably has faggot
And its not about contributing its about posting good quality shit
>>698951483
Yeah it is not such a secret if you watched that part on swearnet...
>>698964676
You made 2. Nice. I made these:>>698964423
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>>698964120
>>698964055
>>698964015
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>>698963760
>>698963643
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>>698964667
if you're as young and fit as i am you dont need those
>>698964755
Go fuck yourself you piece of shit. Our better yet make your contribution to society by kys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wssjKiZxVqg my personal teacher no one knows about
>>698964837
oh you reposted other peoples shit...grats on that and at least a 1/3 of them being total bullshit, some being outdated and the others niche as fuck...
>>698951654
Underage/10
>>698965093
>oc
>4chan
Welcome newfag
>>698965192
referring to his phrasing of "I made these".
>>698955024
DON'T DO THIS
my son's wife died after I did tihs
you been wardned
>>698965252
Wow. The stupidity. I made these posts you moron.
>>698955219
cant hear you over the sound of this mad bankroll
>>698965331
Sure thing, mate.
>>698965445
Faggot
>>698965445
He is not your mate, buddy.
>>698965472
I'm guessing like your other posts you came up with that all on your own?
>>698951483
Are you retarded? Thats how you set your toaster on fire
>>698959450
>PP is the one in Coke bottles
Well...Fuck
>>698961415
Don't do this. It makes mustard gas
>>698960331
Truly what Man evolved for
Science shows these clothes attrackt hot girls. Thank me later beta fags
>>698952341
>pack everything like this
>use clothes
>have to either fold smelly clothes or not have enough room for all stuff in the bag
>>698966358
>assuming too much
>>698966452
A guide to being a dickhead.
>>698966452
wut if u din do nuffin
>>698966208
surpreme school shooter
>>698957924
Just use 2 wrenches like levers and break that shit
>>698964237
This post made me go full nostalgia.
>Here comes the lying bastar...
>IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZORS!
AnT taught me how to use the LOIC.
>>698966667
how so?
>>698955056
>how to pick a lock without actually telling you how.
Oceans ocho
Cops hate him! Get insane amounts of privilege with this one simple trick!
I think everyone in here are in need for this tip, very useful! Had a friend who used it and it worked perfectly. He's dead.
>>698959901
DONT DO THIS THIS DESTROYED MY SCREEN!!!!
>>698959676
boiling water one is bullshit i tried it lots and its fucking worthless
>>698963587
Pretty funny.
>>698963306
Teach me father
>>698967486
Is he ok though?
>>698963424
I'm guessing the charcoal is supposed to be a make shift active coal filter or whatever its called. But wouldn't it also wash out the coal dust, at least the first few rounds?
>>698967914
well, how should i put this.. he's dead.
Good lime hacks
>>698968028
So he's not ok? :(
>>698959676
this is seemingly a collection of the most bullshit lifehacks out there. "use a sticky note to catch debris while drilling," lol.
Wrong friendo. The only knot you need to know how to tie is the nuce.
>>698959676
You know what is also the perfect size to store pasta? The fucking package it came in...
>>698951483
out of all these autist ''hacks'' I've never got this one. Like really can you not use a fucking oven? kys
>>698959901
This does work but it's incredibly risky and really not worth it. Who the fuck wants to wear glasses if they don't need them?
If you're doing dodgy stuff on your PC then just make sure nobody is nearby.
>>698968853
Hmmm.... never thought of that
>>698959732
Who the fuck doesn't have a calculator on their phone that they can just use?
>>698964184
You can just backtrace to next knot point and not exact adress
>>698969301
Arabs
>>698968962
why risky? it can be cool, also its like you wear sunglasses is not that bad
so does it work?
>>698969359
Knot = node
>>698960777
checked
>>698964171
i am glad i could help - but keep it secret. just remember not to overdo it or not to mention it (like: "i've met this girl and all the perfume penetrated my clothes, o my gosh"). she will perceive that you smell slightly like other women uncouncously even if the dose is low. if you are like 7 you will become a 7,5 which means that even a 10 is on your reach now if you are rich, intelligent, funny and know plenty of other tricks.
>>698968853
You never made Spaghetti yourself?
>>698969413
Well risky in the sense that you might crack the panel while you're messing around with it and you definitely won't have that covered by any warranty
>>698959450
i used this for my DT RM gcse
>>698955024
whats about black walls
>>698969552
Yes but I tend to just leave the rest of the spaghetti in the bag it came in, using a clip on the bag, rather than having Pringles tubes lying around my kitchen
>>698968075
Nope, dead.
>>698956307
I know astrologists who make more than you
>>698969634
well ofc i would try with a old screen just for the fun, however do you know for sure it works if done properly?
>>698969745
Hand pulled spaghetti don't come in bags, fag.
>>698959713
So what time is it
I dunno but I'm blind now
>>698969858
haha wtf so many brains
>>698963760
Good work anon this will help in the racae wars for sure
>>698970003
Yeah it does work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjQWFM0lx30
>>698959732
1x1=-989801
>>698970036
Alright, packet, bag whatever. Pretty much the same thing. This is the actual spaghetti tend to get in the shop.
http://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=258192301
>>698970113
oh wow , ty for the link
>>698970225
No problem, good luck if you're going to do it. Take your time with it.
>>698963913
So you have to unscrew it every time to re load? Sorry but you can make a much better gun at the hardware store
>>698967486
DON'T DO THIS, IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS
>>698956307
>psychology
>psychiatrist
>on 4chan
lel
>>698969858
Don't do this it makes mustard gas
>>698967968
I think that's the solution right there: the first few rounds. I'd probably give it a few practice runs before using it.
>>698970581
Don't do this, creates mustard
And it doesn't taste very good
>>698951483
>>698973106
Don't do this
Creates ketchup gas
Why is every lifehack either:
>Totally unnecessary
>Unviable
Or
>Should've been common sense to begin with
>>698951483
I now shave at the very end of my shower:
- Maximum moisture reached
- No more razor burn
- Using plain soap, no expensive shaving foam
- Razor blades last several month, I can now afford the most expensive ones
- No hipster barber shop in the world can achieve such a baby face
- Sink left untouched, no mess, happy mom.
If you don't do that from now on you are a potato and you should seriously reconsider yourself as a whole.
>>698951654
You're doing it right. Now get the butterknife...
>>698952341
Douchebag detected. Why not just put everything in the pack like a normal person?
>>698967911
Google: open lock can
there are million hits
>>698959450
NICE.
>>698968341
It works though. The sticky note one.
>>698967523
Well, if you are not good with tools / disassembling, it is not for you, obviously.
>>698959974
Been using that CD paper jacket trick since I was 10 brah.
>>698969771
Why though?
>>698955024
hi anon quick qestion
u seem really knowlegable on this but I need to know what color to paint the stairs to keep me from falling down on them
thanks you very much thank you
>>698975018
He wanted to prove me wrong, i said that you won't die by hanging yourself.
>>698975160
So did he die?
>>698961415
"blasted" on 6 oz of rum...
>>698975279
oh, well, he died.
>>698975458
Why?
>>698975551
He hang himself.
>>698951624
Sadly, married anon checking in. Not a bad idea tho...
>>698951654
Lost. Unsure why. Dying. Having a shit day too. Thanks anon. You the best.
>>698975291
Someone can't read
>>698964015
The car is a nice touch.
>>698975594
How though?
>>698951624
Just tried this with my wife, it did not go well.
>>698976600
underrated post
>>698976600
Your desk makes for great pizza storage
>>698963982
> simple water pump
> dry ice
> bucket
> water in bucket
> cheap copper tube
You run the copper tube from bucket through the fan in a circular shape, back to the bucket.
This shit works very well, but you have to replace the dry ice, obviously.
>>698955407
Good luck when the pins are spring loaded
>>698960413
> old fashioned
> soda
Absolute garbage
>>698959974
>do something unusual to remember the doors locked
Gee I could do an African dance to insure my door is locked, or I could try to open it
>>698963982
this is fucking retarded and doesnt work. that nigger setup blocks like 90% of the airflow making it useless as fuck
>>698960105
I defiantly want to remember my exit isn't in oncoming traffic
>>698963153
>>698963230
You're missing part 2, I would share but I'm away from my computer, maybe later though.
>>698951624
I did that now my bae thinks im cheating
>>698955056
it's called a fucking torsion wrench, jesus...
>>698961592
> filet mignon
> medium
So ruined?
>>698975594
Is he ok?
>>698976600
This make me lold out loud
>>698974341
No, don't do this, it creates mayonnaise gas.
>>698978458
Yeah sorry, i posted ask this from my mobile, so not sure what happened there
If you have an old school power meter like pic related you can glue a magnet onto the plastic face to slow the spinning of the dial, therefore reducing your recorded power consumption. If your utility finds it you're fucked.
Source: I'm an electrician
>>698973688
We know what razorburn looks like. How about you post a pic of the results of your super shaving tip?
Or have you not bathed and shaved for a while you dirty scruffy cunt
>>698960331
Nah I'd get bored with using my boner so unproductively
>>698979541
.......... reeeeeeeeeaaaaalllyyy........
>>698951483
Put your Hand in with some water and get rid of all your problems
>>698979541
Will try tomorrow
>>698968040
Im hispanic and I approve this.
>>698951757
I greatly suspect woosh
>>698976600
top bur
>>698976590
With a rope
>>698978918
Yes, but he's dead.
>>698951483
Lol! I remember how I avoided lifehacker website for years because I thought it was a hacking website and bad people gonna send me virus and stuff.
>>698980400
What type?
>>698980448
How?
>>698979788
>Not bathing and shaving frequently
Angry NEET detected
>>698980662
And did they?
>>698980793
With a rope
>>698980823
Your reading comprehension is autistic and you should kys
>>698953964
> it's not rocket science
Doesn't understand the need to distill it
>>698980715
Polypropylene
>>698981039
Why?
>>698980845
They did not. Lol!
>>698980975
Does he still have the rope?
>>698951483
>>698964066
Buy a compression bag, they're cheap, waterproof and will give you even more space when you push all the air out and twist the tap so air doesn't get back in
>>698966452
thank god i'm white so i don't have to remember all of this
>>698978619
It's not though.
Torsion is flex, tension is pressure
>>698981101
Why he used polypropylene rope? It was me who brought it home, needed him to sit still while i torture him.
>>698960429
Yea like half of this is wrong. Gf works retail. Knows her shit. Gets off on catching shoplifters. Most of her coworkers at least know their shit as well. Especially the switching tags one.
>>698981195
Yes, he have it with him to the grave, i used it to bind him while he "hang" himself. Never removed it.
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>>698981478
So he's OK then?
>>698981667
i guess so after all. never mind about dead friend. Sorry for confusing you.
>>698981537
dont point it over the edge you idiot
Point it across the counter with a plate in front of it, and then it serves it as well
bam, double lifehack.
>>698952341
i dont get... what am i looking at here
>>698981883
Look at the cheeze, he never did it, he just threw 2 slices of bread and one slice of cheese on the ground.
>>698955024
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR FEMINIST AGENDA YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU
>>698982213
efficiency
>>698981773
Good to hear
>>698959974
why the fuck dont people realize that you can turn a candle upside down to light it. The world wont end because you flip over a candle.
>>698982581
oh, to be clear, he's still dead. just not my friend anymore.
>>698959974
Or you could tell your family to stop the whole inbreeding thing
>>698981010
>Your reading comprehension is autistic and you should kys
(You)
>>698951757
Lmao
>>698951483
>>698951483
FUCK U OP THIS SHIT DOESNT WORK U JUST FUCKED MY WHOLE TOASTER
>>698959551
Why no improved clinch knot?
>>698961415
THIS IS RAPE DELETE THIS
>>698983824
But why? It can be a murder as well :) So don't worry.
>>698966358
its called a skivvy roll. it is used primarily by the military and innawoods style people. The kind of people that dont care if they have to fold "smelly" clothes, because they arent fucking pussies.
>>698983824
Shame on you for assuming it's rape! You obviously have your mind in the gutter because nowhere in this image does it say that this is intended for rape. Maybe the dude just wants to go out for a night without his bitch expecting him to take her along
>>698975902
>lost
this isn't a ylyl, faggot. Go back to your bananas and spidermen
>>698984350
I saw bee movie and it sucked
>>698984550
Did someone say banana?
>>698973688
why the fuck would i make myself dirty again by shaving after i cleaned myself. That almost defeats the purpose of the shower because now i have to wash my face all over again.
On the other hand if i shave before i enter the shower than i only have to shower and not wash my face afterward.
Also if you use good razors and use shaving cream then razor burn doesnt happen. I have been doing this before showers everyday for years now and i have never had razorburn
>>698983824
hows tht rape fgt
>>698959901
If that works, it's because the film that was peeled off is a polariser and only allows light from one angle through. By taking it off, then all the light gets through and that's why the screen is white.
The glasses are the 3D glasses that you get from the cinema that work on the same principal. One lens only lets one angle through, and the other a different angle, so you're seeing 2 different pictures. That's how you get 3D.
>Take the lenses out of the 3D glasses
>Put one lens in front of the other
>Rotate 90 degrees
>shit brix
>>698986064