I'm bored /b/ At my gf's place, she's gone for
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I'm bored /b/
At my gf's place, she's gone for 3 hours
Dubs decides what I do
Trips I promise to deliver
Shit on her bed
>>698951610
this. you have the paper right there to wipe afterwards.
>>698951733
Well, that was quick. Do it faggot!
>>698951476
take her dildo up your bum
Search for sex toys
>>698951733
I took a shit 10 minutes ago, but hopefully in an hour or so I'll have something
>>698951733
Let the shitposting commence
Show her penties
Make a search for JPG files on her macbook and show us the better sex ones.
>>698951887
Roll
take the closest sharp object and stab your eye out
>>698951476
Download massive amounts of CP, fill up the rest of her drive
>>698951476
tidy up. you and your skank gf are messy as shit
also shit on bed
>>698952077
Winrar OP deliver
>>698952089
this
>>698951476
>mfw thinking this is real
>btard with gf
>>698952089
reroll
>>698952100
More winrar OP better deliver
>>698952128
>btard
Kys cringe fuck
>>698952100
I'm sorry, but I just dl'ed loads of stuff. I have to wait for a bit before I download more.
wipe your cum her makeup
>>698951476
SHIT IN HER PANTS
>>698951983
Here you go :^)
>>698952077
She has no nudes, if that's what you're asking for?
Cum in some photo of her
>>698951610
rolling for this
>>698952357
Now show a photo of her
>>698952412
Reroll
>>698952357
Put her sexy panties on and show us
>>698952412
Roll
>>698952319
What does this even mean?
>excuses
>>698951476
leave that place, leave a note : I love you
Not message her anything today
>>698951476
paint on the wall with her lipstick
pic related
>>698952412
roll
>>698952357
put them on and cum into them while you wear them.
>>698952693
roll
>>698952524
OP here, that uh, wasn't me
>>698951476
paint swastika on wall
>>698952412
>>698952100
Like this anon?
>>698952760
this, do it, or everyone will know ur a faggot
>>698952105
Is that better?
>>698952760
rolling for this
>>698952760
Roll
Punch a hole in the wall
Cum into a pair of her panties, and send pic of result
>>698952760
yes
piss on her bed.
>>698952871
You didn't shit on her bed
Hang urself in that room
Cuck gf
>>698952871
lipstick swastika on wall
find a full body pic of her and blackout her face.
put it next to the panties or some other underwear
>>698952991
Roll
>>698952991
yeah or just cum on the bed
>>698953041
Reroll
>>698953060
roll
>>698953041
Roll
>>698952451
R8 me /b/? :^)
>>698953060
Rerolling
>>698952760
rolling
clean this mess
>>698952991
this + send her a pic of the result and post pics of the resulting result
>>698953146
still no swastika on wall/10
>>698953213
roll this
>>698951476
Cum in sink post webm.
>>698953146
i'd cum on your back. show us your boner in the panties.
>>698952990
Rolling
>>698952760
rolanz
>>698953213
I cleaned it
Write on the wall "HARAMBE"
>>698953377
Winrar
invite a prostitute to come over in 2 hours. book her for a 2 hour appointment.
video your girls reaction when she turns up
also swastika on wall
i said piss on her bed hoe
Hitler did nothing wrong + swastika on wall
Take a shit and a piss under her bed. when she asks, say the dog did it.
shit on the toilet seat and put it up. when she closes act surprised
Swastika on the wall plz
burn her favorite item in the trash can
>>698952840
mods! ban this fucker!
Install a virus on her macbook
Punch a hole in her wall
>>698951476
clean this fucking mess of a room up
OP deliver soon
Find a dead animal (dead rat/bird/roadkill) and put it in her closet where her clothes are
paint swastika on wall
burn bed
>>698952760
roll
>>698953699
WINRAR
>>698953699
Do it OP!
>>698953706
roll
>>698952412
Rolll
Cover her bed in onions and vaseline
>>698953699
winrar! if trips you smear the ash on the walls
>>698952760
Roll but make sure to use permanent marker
>>698952571
Roll
>>698953377
OP DELIVER
>>698953699
You better fucking do this shit you fucking faggot OP
break that shit apple laptop
>>698953801
Reroll
>>698952412
roll
>>698951476
Place a bowl of boiled eggs on the middle of the bed
>>698953797
Reroll
>>698952760
Roll
>>698953911
Why tho?
1. Take a fresh egg.
2. cut small hole on top
3. use a syringe to inject your cum into the egg
4. boil the egg
5. put it in her fridge
6. wait til she eats it
>>698953377
Used makeup
OP is being a fucking sperg and not delivering
>>698954024
roll
>>698954055
ayyyyy nvm
>>698953973
She could be hungry, when she gets home.
>>698952760
up on this bitch.
>>698954111
Winrar. Boil some eggs op
Punch a hole in her wall
what you do is you burn her house down......
I can only deliver so quickly anons, have patience
Smear shit on her wall (don't touch harambe though)
>>698954297
Reroll
>>698954297
Maybe make a circle around harambe with shit?
>>698954111
OP here
She has no eggs :^(
>>698954373
Go 'n buy some eggs faggot
install spying software on her laptop that you can use to remotely creep on her
Find a knife
Dip it in oil
Shove it up your ass
Call 911
Don't wipe harambe)
>>698954463
ROLL!!!!
>>698954373
make her a sandwich and place on pillow
Piss on her pillows
>>698954555
WINRAR
>>698954549
Roll
>>698954555
>>698954549
R O L L
O
L
L
>>698954555
Holy shit
1. find a person with AIDS
2. ask for some of his/her blood. if needed pay cash
3. put the blood in some juice(preferrably grape)
4. let her drink this shit
>>698954555
so, just ignore this winrar, ok
Find a photo of you and an ex and put it as the background on her computer.
>>698954463
find chilly powder or some ginger and smear on the SHAFT of your cock, not the head .
observe her reactions next time you have sex.
>>698954706
roll
her hairbrush in pooper
>>698954777
holy shit
>>698954555
My god, trips have spoken OP, are you gonna live up to the challenge? Or are you gonna be a faggot and pussy out?
>>698954463
>>698954555
Sorry for being a pleb, but where/how do I get spying software?
Because I promised for trips I'll do it, but she's pretty boring, just uses it for uni n shit
Put finger in ass and smear shit on mirror
>>698954555
Winrar
>>698954555
>trips I promise to deliver
DELIVER YOU FAGGOT
>>698954549
Roll
clean toilet with her toothbrush
>>698954831
Roll
>>698954820
quick someone drop a download link
>>698954911
WINRAR
>>698954820
idk ....for android it's called "simple notepad"
its an app that films in background mode ithout any external signs. the icon looks like a simple notepad app
>>698954777
Wew
DELIVER NAO.
>>698954549
Roll
>>698954777
OP must deliver. the trips have spoken
>>698954911
That's my shit :^)
>>698952312
fucking 10yo leafy newfag cringing at the slang name for b users that has been commonly used for years
>>698954911
WINRAR!
Put a bloody tampon on her pillow.
Put chili powder in her panties
>>698955113
Thanks OP youre a /b/ro
>>698955209
I kekked at the image
>>698955209
Roll
>>698955209
roll
>>698954966
So it works on macs?
Show us her panties
Hang urself in her room
>>698955332
Reroll
>>698955332
so close
>>698955299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-xIcvOP_s
something like this ...but looking for something better
>>698955302
See >>698952357 and >>698953146
>>698955332
roll
>>698955411
WINRAR
>>698955247
He didn't deliver this:>>698953699
>>698955444
AND THEN YOU GOT TRIPS
>>698955444
>55444
>>698955266
Winrar
Find a tin of beans and throw it all over the wall.
>>698951476
Shit in her macbook.. Close the screen
>>698955555
wasted
OP DELIVER
>>698955299
check this out also, it can be done that's for sure , the hard part is to have the LED not turn on while filming
look for "nanny" cams
OP NEEDS TO HANG HIMSELF WE GOT DUBS, TRIPS, THEN QUINTS. OP KYS
post one of her nudes
Find a can of anything and put it all over the bed.
>>698955697
http://www.ralphjohns.co.uk/EZJim/EZJimpage7.html
>>698954549
Roll
>>698955555
dam boi
>>698955555
Sweet jesus
>>698955555
>>698955444
>>698955332
OP here
Damn son, what a waste :^)
You guys can't actually expect me to hang myself
>>698955764
Roll lollipop
Install windows 10 in her macbook.
https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT204990
>>698955847
roll
>>698955839
Do it pussy, quints is god
>>698953201
The file name should be AdolfFitler anon
>>698955847
roll
>>698955839
Find a can of beans
Pour it on top of the fan
Then Switch it on
>>698951476
Clean her filthy apartment.
>>698955113
thats bad, she's now going to get tape worms and die if she uses that tooth brush
oh well
>>698955970
This
>>698955839
Take a shit, place shit on top of fan blades.
she will turn fan on, resulting in a shitstorm
Take a nap
leave gay porn open on her mac
>>698955113
don't do it OP, you kiss and fuck that bitch for fuck sake
Op, you not an heroing is upsetting kids you prick
On a piece of paper, write "I got raped by a nigger"
Stick it onto your shirt
Hang yourself
>>698956128
Roll
Any ideas for this hair dryer?
Reset her macbook
>>698956128
Reroll
Fall asleep with about 4 pairs of her panties on your head until she comes back
>>698956188
Put flour inside.
dress up in her underwear an wait for her to come home. if she has a dildo smack her with it as you scream im a pretty girl
>>698956043
roll
>>698956188
Oh cool I got dubs :^)
Give me ideas guys, and I'll pick the best one
>>698956188
Dick in hair dryer then turn it on
>>698956188
Use the cord to hang urself
>>698956209
Fill it with food.
>>698956188
put it in her backyard
>>698956128
Rerolling
>>698956128
Roll
>>698956286
This too
hide shit under her couch
>>698956300
Bare with me anon
>>698956281
Open up the hairdryer. connect the mains wire to dryers metal body. the wire should be brown or black.
the result will be shocking
>>698952760
rolling 4 dis
piss in her ice cube tray then freeze it
>>698956286
Write on her door - No Muslims
cum an shit on all the door handles
Download Gay porn to her laptop
OP never shat on her bed or hung himself. OP is a faggot confirmed.
>>698956491
Rolling for this
>>698956398
Literally shocking
Nice pun anon
>>698956358
Roll
>>698954025
Good job OP
Now cum in her shampoo.
>>698956544
winar
>>698956300
Filled it with rice :^)
>>698956544
W I N R A R
I
N
R
A
R
>>698956551
Roll
puke on her bed then cum on the puke and write a note saying "i want to fuck you in puke"
Cum in her toothpaste
>>698952760
reroll
>>698956188
Cum in it
>>698956658
rooolll
get a tranny off backpage.com to come over. when she gets home tell her you want to try something new
>>698956658
this
>>698956749
Roll
Cum on the laptop, and then smear it under the keys
>>698956812
this
pee on everything white she owns.
Op hang yourself
>>698956665
RE ROLL
E
R
O
L
L
Adopt a kitten without her consent and give it to her.
throw flour everywhere. then when she gets home say Scar face did it
>>698957013
roll
>>698956973
Nah
>>698956998
Fuck that was close :^)
Put everything from her underwear drawer in the freezer and everything from the freezer into her underwear drawer.
>>698956812
fucking this
Download Gay porn on her computer and set the wallpaper to a sausagefest image.
>>698957013
Then fuck the kitten
>>698956491
will op deliver?
>>698957075
roll
>>698956658
i want dis
break her macbook
Shit on her pillow. Leave it there for when she returns
>>698957075
This fill her computer to the max with hardcore gay porn
>>698957106
Op is a faglord who didn't shit on the bed or hang himself
>>698956491
>>698956544
>>698957106
HA
No, sorry :^)
cum in her usb ports
>>698957166
WINAR!!!!!
>>698956658
pls
>>698955555
Witnessed....
Ps. There has been like 4 trips in this thread...
cut her computer charger
>>698956128
ROLLING AGAIN
FUCKING GIMMI DUBS
>>698957166
I've got nothing anon
I took a shit not too long ago
OP change the wallpaper on laptop.
im rolling for this one.
turn everything in her room upside down
Piss on the bed, and take a video. Upload it, trips get
empty her room, don't let anything in it, then cum on the floor
Glue all her underwear together
Mix water, a little corn starch and red food coloring. Put a large phallic shaped object in the bathtub covered with the concoction, a trail of the mix leading out of the bathroom to a pair of your underwear on the floor stained with some of it and then a trail of bloody footprints leading out the door.
Wipe some of it up with toilet paper and leave wads of it scattered along the path.
>>698957075
ROLLLLEN
>>698957368
re-roll for this please op deliver
write nigger on the wall with her makeup
>>698957335
Re-Roll
>This is Pepe fukboi at 420 news, with a story about OP.
>Apparently, he is a fag who won't do requests for dubs and trips.
>We have an expert with us who confirmed, that yes, OP sucks dick daily.
>>698957404
404 get ?
>>698957443
For fucks sake
>>698957200
FUCK YOU OP
GO KILL YOURSELF
>>698957368
roll for this
>>698957379
roll
kill her when she comes back
>>698957443
>>698957335
that's what you get for insulting old gypsies
>>698957335
Re-Re roll
>>698957511
OMG FUCK YES !
>>698957368
This
>>698957446
Ive done like 5 or 6 requests faggot :^)
Get naked,
Lay on her bed
Take picture
Send to her with "Hey Leroy, the bitch is out, get your big black cock over here fast"
Post response
>>698957379
This.
Download and play Lose/Lose on her laptop
>>698957555
Gotcha bitch.
>>698957555
OH SHIT NIGGA OP WILL BAIL OUT I PROMISE
>>698952312
newfag getting sensitive about btard, gtfo
>>698957368
LOL roll for this
>>698957606
roll!!
>>698957358
+ add some piss
>>698954820
nice try, there is virus on mac
>>698951476
Find her dildo and shove it up your ass. put it back without washing it.
>>698957511
WINRARR
>>698957368
this..........
>>698957555
>>698951476
Respect trips cunt
>>698957511
pls deliver
Kill a person, hide the corpse in her room. when she finds it, frame her for the murder
>>698957582
You never shit on the bed, came and shat on doorknobs, or hung yourself. Missing any request for dubs identifies you as a class 3 faglord.
>>698957600
Winrar!
>>698957598
kek rolling for this
>>698956128
Stop rerolling your shit suggestion
>>698957555
>>698957511
>>698957379
>>698957600
Lets keep it simple and do-able guys
I'm not gonna do shit thats gonna get me killed or is just fucking retarded
>>698957834
Op is a fucking faggot. Kys abandon thread
>>698957368
roll for this.....
>>698957271
Roll
Buy a diaper. pee in it and put it in her bed
>>698957834
Kys is not retarded tho
>>698957834
We'll ask you to breathe and you'll be too much of a pussy to do it. Go on Reddit you scrublord
gr8 thread, kek'd
>>698957834
Glue all her underwear together
kys faggot OP.
>>698957834
This..... >>698957598
Mix boiling water and sugar. Throw it on the floor, watch the flys have their dinner.
Leave 4chan, close internet, go to bed.
You're a faggot, we no longer want you.
>>698957834
>>698957598
ROLLING FOR THIS!!
>>698957966
chekt
>>698957966
WINRAR!!! Deliver OP
>>698957834
Those fucks are autists, just wasting thread space.
What I want you to do is find her dirty underwear and describe the smell, post pics of
Glue her underwear to all the door handles
>>698958116
They can't afford glue.
put her T.V. in the oven at 450 for 20mins or until golden brown
>>698958094
Yeah smelling undewears is not autistic at all, fucking faggot
>>698958094
Stuff in your mouth too
>>698958094
>>698957598
Trips get for this
OP Is a faggot.
I have no more insults
You're just a fag
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jh4AJwGiBrA
>>698958094
>implying pissing on the bed is retarded and him sniffing her panties isn't
you think he hasn't already? he probably does it while he fantasises about tyrone fucking her
Stop jerking it to his fat girlfriends cunt cheese
>>698957598
rolling
>>698957834
>Simple and do able
OP you faggot
You're on 4chan
Check pic
Thou shalt deliver
If she has a pet microwave it for 2mins
Microwave 3 eggs
Put all her eggs in the microwave for 10mins
>>698958408
Roll
>>698958196
A lot less autistic than shitting yourself nigger,
I'm surprised noone said that before.
You guys are fags. OP is alright I guess
break all her glasses. then when she gets home tell her dogs drink out of bowls so I broke your glasses
>>698958506
This but instead of breaking them just hide them outside
>>698958211
Hasn't replied yet cas she's working
Or shocked :^)
Clog her toilet, then Text her you needed to tako a massive shit and the flush won't work
>>698958469
Stop samefagging op
PS: OP is a fag and this is now a Spiderman thread
Toothbrush in your ass
>>698958277
> implying you really think he's gonna piss on her bed
>>698958617
Haha wow op so funny :^) not like you wont just text her afterward and tell her it was for a 4chan thread
>>698958469
>B-b-but i'm not a faggot, stop it
>>698958664
OP here, that wasn't me
But I guess it's up to you to believe that
>>698958506
For the love of god this
Cook something half cooked and give it to her. Red meat preferably.
>>698958506
I kekd :^)
>>698958617
kek - OP still a faggot until response posted
>>698951476
break up with her and record it, fag
>>698958506
THIS!!!!
>>698958277
You saw OPs ass, you really think his gf is fat... Look at the size of her panties for Fuck sake... And your telling me l'm retarded
Cut holes in all her clothings
When she recognizes, tell her you want to be a Designer and this was your training
Eggs in microwave, seems doable
>>698958996
Thanks for having my back anon :^)
