/nzg/ New Zealand General Shit thread edition
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/nzg/ New Zealand General
Shit thread edition
>>698948246
So What the Fuck Are we gonna talk about?
>>698948246
Take your shit country and go fuck your self hippie
Why are IDs even gone?
>>698948313
Fuck off cunt, we're one of the least cucked first world countries.
Auckland reporting
>tfw my boss knows I was on /b/ last night
Go in to work today and he says "have fun on /b/ last night?
I said "nah I barely go there any more"
He shows me a screenshot of a post I made. Can't deny it.
If you're here boss, you're a faggot and should be playing NMS to make me jealous tomorrow.
>>698948701
Kek
/b/ad Luck
>>698948649
This is True.
Otaki here,
I just want a boyfriend and my life will be complete
>>698949146
I just want a gf and my life would be complete. I wish I were gay, it'd be so easy.
>>698948246
god new zealand is early for once
Tauranga here
>>698949206
>So easy
Smh fam if you only knew..
>>698949098
Theres internet in otaki? Petone chapter reporting in sieg fuckin heil
Reporting from Dunedin
Procrastinating that study, what's good?
>>698948701
What was the post?
>>698949269
Considering how many offers I get to have my dick sucked by some fag on dating sites, yeah, it would.
>>698949367
That's not exactly a boyfriend tho is it
Dunedin here. plz gib job
>>698949350
Something about my TV. A set of circumstances that were too coincidental to be anyone but me. Nothing bad.
>>698949475
If I had a boyfriend that's exactly what he'd be. He'd just suck my dick and keep my house clean. In return I'd buy him glitter and soaps and whatever else gays like.
>>698949721
Do you want a bf
>>698949483
Blow or hand?
>>698949523
Well your telly broke, that was pretty bad.
$240 is a good price for a new one though.
And fucking kek at your boss lurking
>>698949767
No. I want a gf.
dunners reporting.
whats good cunts im bored once again.
Dunners here
>>698949829
I could dress up as a girl
>>698949315
>>698949483
>>698949842
>>698949861
Another Dunners reporting.
Are we all here for Ian's party?
>>698949813
He's a cool boss. Best I've had tbh.
>>698949892
Can you dress your y chromosome up as an x?
>>698949921
>Ian's
i dont get it, i seen this yesterday also and didnt understand it.
>>698949959
You're just kissing ass now 'cause you know he's reading
>>698950066
Doesn't matter, just show up!
There's going to be fast internet and cake
>>698949523
lucky we are all grey blobs. anyone here playing replaypoker atm?
>>698950160
Where and when, i'll be there.
3 monitor gaming setup and all.
>>698949921
Yeah dude
Maccas @ 11:30, amirite?
>>698950204
oh so its just a meetup at maccas?>>698950219
?
>>698950273
Ian's birthday
Fuck, you've completely missed the boat, you
>>698948246
>>698950219
Pre-gaming at Maccas, drag train at midnight.
Be there or be gay.
>>698950273
No, we're going to Ian's house. He's having a party. Try to keep up.
>>698950082
Nah being real. I've had some shit bosses in the past.
>>698950219
I don't know why you'd wanna meet up with other channers
Don't really care
But if anyone shows up
Rob them
Or rape them
>>698948649
>being this delusional.
we're the laughing stock of the world m8
>>698950334
>>698950348
i missed the thread for like 2-3 weeks due to my course
Hamilfag reporting in
>>698950389
Sidenote; done it before, met some legit people
Some people on here are genuine good cunts
>>698950515
i just wanna see the type of person who is in this thread hahaha.
>>698950393
Be fair. Most of the world doesn't know we exist, and the rest never even think about us
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>>698950389
Is this meme still happening?
Damn, I never expected it to take off.
Bit of a shit one to be honest tho
Reckon you can do a little better
Or not. I don't care.
>>698950348
I'd be mad to miss it, my dudes
>>698950569
There's probably some shady cunts, but yeah, defs some legit good cunt people in here
What are everyone's thoughts on the labour-greens coalition?
>>698950389
kek
>>698950515
nah i believe it man, this sites full of good people masquarading as fuckwits.
i guess it makes them feel more relatable?
Yo nigs
Whakatane zent!
kinda... Im not that dumb....
>>698950668
honestly from what i see in this thread, all of us from dunners all share a common interest of two things.
maccas and alcohol
>>698950817
Because that's literally all there is down there.
>>698950817
Fuck all else to do in this shithole
Whats everyones job?
>>698950899
exactly man haha
>>698949289
what do the boys get up to in the petone chapter? Also what other generally offensive gestures are you coming up to replace the sieg hail once people start forgetting about world war 2?
>>698950935
no job, studying the Bachelor of IT at Otago Polytechnic.
>>698950657
I just saw Maccas @ 11.30 and rememebered it,
Don't know if anyone's actually been doing it.
But yeah, bored as shit right now so why not?
Roll threads suck and
Orgasms don't even feel good anymore.
>>698950817
Heh, I'd say so
Although Maccas @ 11:30 has sorta become a meme among the ones who went to the first meet
>>698950971
Hah, fuck dude, what year? Same course
>>698951032
dude we've had this discussion before. we must meet up at some stage.
I'm in the 1st year, second semester (but repeating a few papers).
>>698951154
Ah yeah, wondered if you were the same fella
Programming?
>>698950389
>>698950657
I don't have to hide who my waifu is anymore in fear of being cum cucked
Dicks out for Harambe, not my waifu
Big cums will come to you but only if you reply to this post
Reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight
Of course immunity cat has to powers here
>>698951032
>>698951154
why dont you faggots just suck each other's dicks and get it over with
>>698948701
Faggot
Rotorua here.
>>698951288
programming, math and professional practice..
surely if we've seen eachother you'll know me by now.
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>>698951326
Hmm, this you boss?
>>698951390
Im the one with the big head and small feet.
>>698951373
Same bruh
Fuck this shithole dude
>>698951503
big head and small feet? i don't take that much notice of people hahaha
>>698951390
Damn
Math is fucking rip, hate it
Maybe, I don't pay much attention to people
>>698951522
its not so bad. at least its tidy
>>698951595
>>698951503
wait... there's more than two of us from the BIT First Year in this thread? o.O
>>698951701
I think big head small feet is trolling, heh
There will be a few that low-key browse the chan though
>>698950996
It happens from time to time, yeah.
Dunners anons just went for a Maccas run once and it all started from there.
Became the standard response to the question, and then a meme in its own right.
Reckon you need to do nofap for a bit, if orgasms don't feel good anymore,
Otherwise your dick might come off and you'll die.
>>698951294
If you're going to do that shit at least make it relevant
Didn't have anything to do with anything
Be a little creative for fucks sakes
Rotten-brained ball-bag
O is for Orsum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwpx3_kovLA
>>698951805
kinda figured that it might be a troll but honestly who knows.
yeah without a doubt there's a few that browse the chan..
>>698950919
fuck uni girls?
>>698950971
Nice. You slammin?
What the fuck is happening with your sevens in the olympics? You guys are lucky the lady bocks did not play, or there would not have been a fucking medal!
>>698951981
How are you finding papers since repeating? Be way easier now?
I'm not down on this Prof Practice one, in saying that
alexandra reporting. anyone else?
We have no pace, kurt baker should have been there and sbw getting injured was a big fuck up. Next time it's gonna be stacked with all blacks I reckon.
>>698951981
i let slip where i studied before on one of these threads and the dude started asking more specific questions, wasn't kosher. 4chan is a dirty little secret.
Waiukufag reporting in
>>698952150
We have no pace, kurt baker should have been there and sbw getting injured was a big fuck up. Next time it's gonna be stacked with all blacks I reckon.
>>698952235
they're easier for sure, prof prac is still a cunt.
>>698952306
Is the pizza place down the road from the skatepark still there?
>>698952259
actually or nah? got nudes from alex?
Scanned thread. No nudes. I'm out.
>>698948246
Why do you people fuck sheep?
My bf is from Hamilton, when we visit what can I expect?
remuera reporting in, sup peoples!
>>698952413
theres nudes all over /b/, fuck off outta here and go out into the big wide board.
>>698952479
Homelessness and diseases
>>698951301
literally this. i actually cannot stand faggots
>>698952436
I don't think we do
>>698952436
you have clearly never fucked a sheep or you would understand. it's like DMT, words do not do the ecstacy justice.
>>698952332
bllody sprts m8 fuckin ra ra yea na cunt. fuckin down 8 beers and watch some lino bloody ballo fuckin yea ra na m8.
>>698952374
Yep, there's two in town nowadays, I assume you mean the wild olive? Overpriced as fuck but pretty good
>>698952436
cause they're delicious
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>>698952403
yeah i got some.
>>698952648
you got chosen last ay you little runt you
>>698952790
lol i posted this earlier this week. nothing new.
>>698952648
hosking meme is treu
>>698952790
Whats her snapchat?
>>698952818
fuck no, I've just got better taste than to get excited over watching a bunch of sweaty jocks get a ball over a line.
>>698952526
just ignore them
>>698952977
this guy being all hipster and shit. "I don't watch sport ball I've got records to listen to coffee to brew and dicks to stroke because I have taste."
>>698952933
this guy
>>698952790
probably doesn't even know it.
this picture was posted on her Facebook last year or earlier this year when she and one of her best friends (i believe) were posting random pictures on a wall post.
>>698952658
Yeah, that's the one. And word, I spent way too much money in there.
They had a ham pizza on the menu, first place I didn't have to order a Hawaiian w/o pineapple, blew my young mind.
>>698952575
I think ya do fuck sheep amigo. It's ok, we all have our little fetishes.
>>698953178
still better than watching rugby tho innit
>>698952790
who is this?
>>698948246
hey again, des anyone want me to shit up the bread with blogfagging?
>>698953274
Id rather fuck his arse and shit on his feet tbh.
>>698953502
Share your pain
>>698953557
i will literally cuck you
>>698953626
mmmmm think about it my above average dick plunging in to your buthole with only spit for lube
>>698953477
why the fuck would i tell you, anon
>>698948313
if you think NZ is shit come live in australia. You will realise you don't know shit you shitstain
Does anybody, ANYBODY, have a copy of the video of that cracked up skinhead putting his head through a fence in christchurch? Or a webm, i dont want a gif i need the armani fuckin video im dying to see that shit again
>>698953840
why would you not
>>698950393
fuck off ausfag your sheep are getting cold
>>698953960
if you live in the Area of Alexandra, you will know who she is.
otherwise, you don't need to know.
how the fuck do i go about getting drugs in NZ around queenstown/wanaka ?
seems dry as fuck down there
>>698953950
Please i have fifty bitcoins to the first person who can upload me a full webm of the original videi
>>698953988
I'm from Lower hutt you fucking faggot
Hello new friends, New Plymouth residing resident here. Nice to meet you :)
Kindest wishes,
Anon
>>698954213
Bongfags are cancer
>>698954289
No bongs my friend, would you like some eggs?
>>698954213
thats the one get blazed and eat cereal
>>698951294
I actually quite like this one.
Doing a bunch of memes at once
Bretty clever tbh
Recognised them all immediately
O because I'm lazy
>>698954052
anyone.????
>>698953950
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/drunk-skinhead-gets-his-head-smashed-through-a-fence/361859/
Here, dude
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>>698953950
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/drunk-skinhead-gets-his-head-smashed-through-a-fence/361859/
>>698948246
How far can you walk around without shoes on?
>>698954565
Fuck, beat me to it
>>698954627
fuckin everywhere and in your pyjamas too.
>>698954173
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a41_1429566726&comments=1
give me those bitcoins
>>698954399
blaze refers cannabis - strictly meth in this picture my new friend
>>698952790
moar?
>>698954213
>Spending more on liquor than food.
I'm so sorry anon.
>>698954752
Never done p. Any good/ will I get addicted?
>>698954841
>>698954897
>Not spending more on liquor than food
Spot the foreigner
>>698954927
Eww, no one wants to see any of this shit. Post more of the girl from Alex.
>>698954999
the guy who posted the two pics probably doesn't have more of her. i assume.
anyone have the mega nudes link?
>>698954917
I wouldn't know anon. If you're on some medications i.e venlafaxine you won't get a high from it, be hard to get addicted to something you don't get off on. Myself I'm a homebake puritan.
>>698955097
shits dead, tempted to start up a new one but would need contributions.
>>698954289
>>698954399
Thats a crackpipe you fuckin 12 year olds, This photo has NZ written all over it, fuckin lost
>>698954917
It's mean, you won't get addicted. Do it
>>698953223
Legend, pineapple is awesome but on pizza it is fucking horrible. You've seen pretty much all waiuku has to offer mate haha
>>698955137
Calm it Bruce.
>>698955137
fuck up newfag you probably vape
respect the rhythms of the motherland faggots...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMPM1q_Uyxc
>>698955194
ohhh true bro you reckon?
>>698955137
good work anon, a lot of tards in this thread
whats the cam?
>>698955275
nah g smoke p everyday, sieg fuckin heil
Who's got the hb nudes?
>>698955799
YFY
>>698955049
>>698955927
full size version?
>>698955799
and this makes you"cool" because how?
>>698956009
fuck up hes a mad cunt
>>698950338
Every thread........kill yourself please
>>698956009
because doing hood rat things is fun
>>698956085
you enjoying your summer kiddo?
>>698955136
The old mega was good
>>698955799
Fucking lost it
>>698956370
back in my day
>>698955927
and do you have anymore? cause all of these are stuff i've posted recently.
>>698956009
get a fuck bitch, I got the mad life experience and you don't
Ah new Zealand
>where the women are women
>the men are sheep
>and the sheep are nervous
nelson desu
>>698956187
>Be me
>Winter
>>698955889
>mfw
Christchuuuurch
>>698956794
>>698957044
Shithoooole
>>698957060
So proud of the bro, used to put this cunt on the block all the time as a child, look at him now siegggg
>>698957232
Not wrong!
>>698957044
Same here dude
nice dubs btw
>>698957328
Suck a mongrels cock on the mongrels block.
SFH auraahhhh arahhh \m/ 13mmm13
>>698957453
>nice dubs
>dubs
are you fucking 12
>>698957572
Aurrrrahhhhh!! 2meke my bro, just cooked up some noodux for the whanuk seig fuckin heilll
>>698957974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35OOk8Tk9n8
>>698950899
>>698950919
to be fair, I moved to Welly last year and all I do is drink and eat maccas every week
>>698957974
seig to my dead man sfh
suck it to my tete sfh
>>698954927
Fielding? More info?
>>698958467
more..?
>>698958536
only one I got fam
>>698958467
Is this Annie?
>>698958723
all good bro
gonna post a few things that have been fore sale on Otago Flatting Goods over the years.
>>698958467
she looks like a wog or something defs not poly
>>698958896
>>698958896
left ones cute
>>698958896
well thats sad, i thought t had more saved than these two.
i swear there's been ones ive missed/didn't save.
also >>698958896
for*
>>698958918
wish my college experience was even half as naked as this :(
>>698954897
you clearly weren't a student
>>698954917
one way to find out man
chch nudes would be good. Girls that went to bside high would be better..
I never see Tron nudes
>>698959267
>>698957453
Up to?
>>698959752
Are you sure you want to see Tron nudes?
woopwoop!
Welly Nudes?
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>>698959835
Probs not, but would be funny to see someone I know.
>>698959488
There's never any chch nudes they're a myth
>>698950771
Am currently further out on the coast near Te Kaha. How's things over your way? A we bit rural out here.
Wallpaper bump
>>698959879
Does anyone know any good Welly girls?
>>698960003
That's true. Girls here must be too angel like to make them or guys must just be too saint like to post them
>>698960003
There was that mega upload with the 3 cam girls thy were from chch, I knew one of them
>>698960070
nopeo.
sadness.
wouldn't even know where the hot chicks hang or what clubs etc. christ I'm old
>>698960070
>>698960460
whos this?
>>698948246
man people from oamaru should all just fucking kill themselves. no joke
>>698960460
destiny that works at 4 square in eketahuna
>>698960788
kurow too. fucking mongoloids
>>698957594
Hey even dubs need some love
am 12 tho
trash nigger
>>698960767
>>698960460
>>698959769
Bed man its all I can be fucked doing atm
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>>698960003
I have a few chch ones but not on comp ATM. Any names in particular? I can have a hunt thru later
>>698961298
na no way shes from here.
>>698961532
Jay Leno?
>>698960981
You work or Uni?
>>698961552
Post em m8
>>698961552
No one in particular. Just post. Be cool to see someone I know. Probably won't happen though
>>698961812
>>698961812
On a tablet ATM. Won't b in front of comp for 45mins
>>698961695
I'm a student haha. hby?
>>698961648
needs more denim
>>698961587
can confirm she is a classic kiwi
>>698949797
Underrated post. Top kek anon!
Fuck uni
>>698963583
fuck you, peasant.
Fuck new Zealand! You are all hyper-cucked faggots.
BTW, OP, is a massive faggot!
>>698963678
NZ is kinda cucked too, guy.
>Amerifag with NZ gf reporting in
It's about as hard to in your women as it is in Europe--they're pretty tired of femboy liberals. Particularly in Christchurch.
>mfw being a hard-working redneck is a major advantage everywhere except in america
>>698963678
Fuck old Zealand too! Fuck west zealand and east Zealand.
>>698963920
Fuck West Zealand in particular
>>698964531
And fuck north and south zealand too! Fuck you mom and your dad OP! Fuck all your God damned foreigners!
>>698950082
Boss detected
>>698965034
Why u so mad m8
>>698965415
Not mad, just fuck you! Fuck you left, fuck you right, fuck you up and down!
>>698965318
b0ss detected
>>698962502
Yeah same
where da chc nudes at
>>698954181
no wonder you think this country is shit, move out of the geographical equivalent of a rubbish tip and then comment on how shit you have it
im gonna be in Otago next week cunts, how easy is it to get a root down there?
>>698967265
Depends on how cold it is. If the temp gets low enough people will share their beds just to avoid freezing to death.
>>698967754
On that basis anon could do well in Mosgiel.
Downside is that they'd be getting with someone from Mosgiel.
>>698967754
it's gonna be cold as fuck, let's fucking do this
South D, Reid Road reporting
>>698965925
Fuck you in and out. Fuck you in the ear! Fuck you in the other ear! Fuck you OP!
>>698969057
Fuck you with a ham! Fuck you, sam I am. Fuck you in a tree, fuck you while I pee! Fuck you, fuck you, gay OP!
>>698958918
what i would have given to fuck her...
bryn massey
>>698969895
How many crocs have you wrangled, OP? I am an invasive species. A harmful parasite.
>>698970590
why do you ask?
Auckland here. Fucking crying rn about the shit immigration this city has. My neighbourhood has become chinktown.
Late night crew, we out here?
>>698954181
can you get any lower loser
low tier shitstain country you fucking shitstain
>>698971252
Just curious. How's the croc snatch btw.
>>698972989
>>698973051
>>698973081
>>698973222
>>698973390
>>698973222
Checked
>>698973521
Lol u cunts got eliminated in the rugby 7s and lost to Australian women lol. Rowing and rugby only 2 things NZ has going for them and they aren't going good rip. But hey there's always LOTR lol
Hey, can this be a R3KT thread instead? New Zealand is fucking boring.
>>698973903
It can be whatever the fuck you want, it's going to hit bump limit in a minute
Dunedin reporting, Hope you cucks didnt go to Ian's party without me.
My sleep is nearly back to normal
>>698952259
same
>>698952790
lol b8
>>698974571
Your cake is integral to his party, we couldn't have it without you
Tree hunnit like idbro
chur
>>698954013
A B
>>698959756
fuck
>>698974020
Sweet!
>>698974926
Begin dump. R3KT!
>>698974716
I was thinking of doing a naked vanilla cake with lemon curd and strawberry mousse. Think Ian will like it?
