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Waifu thread The rules are very simple: >Claim your waifu/husbando

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Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Show me the goods.
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>>698947055
>Wait what
What? What's wrong?
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Hi.
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>>698947505
>sunshine
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>>698946832
>Maknum opus
Never change Doll, never change. Well that's good to hear. Eh watched another comedy special, found a Louis C.K one I thought I saw.

>>698946847
All of that combined for a grand total of?

>>698947135
Apparently, night man.
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still here
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Hello again everyone.
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Doll claimed.

>>698947055
Sleep well?

>>698947092
Ah okay, I see. That would be pretty bad then. Oh well, at least you'll get some strong leg game after a while.
You speed demon.
That's a rather interesting combo.

>>698947135
>>698947238
Night

>>698947771
I won't Maki, I won't. Haven't watched any of Louis C.K. Don't really see him much over here, was it any good?
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>>698947675
Sarcasm? No?
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Good morning everyone.
How are we all doing today?
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schierke claim.

she's god damn adorable.
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>>698948105
No.
>>698948284
No.
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>>698948357
ok . you?
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>>698948496
I'm god damn tired
>I didn't realise it was getting light outside
Stream was a bit too much fun
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>>698947771
$100 for the jet kit is the only price I'm sure of. Everything else is up in the air.

>>698948105
If i just put it in neutral at each light, I could do that. But that'd be dangerous as fuck.
>Now I'm looking at ZX14Rs
>They look really nice actually...
>Maybe when I eventually need to upgrade in some amount of years, that'll be what I look into...
And yes it is, too bad all the people I usually flirt with aren't here right now...
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>>698948660
going to take a nap?
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Protip - When slicing raw onion dont lean in too far. Onion juice in the eye hurts.
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>>698948495
Fine fine...
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>>698948796
Nah I just woke up so we'll see how it goes from there
How are you?
>>698948844
Hey thanks for the tip
What are you making?
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>>698949125
Woops
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>>698948974
Get out.
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>>698949125
playing league
>>698949176
hey fish
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>>698949256
hi
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>>698949215
No thanks.
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>>698949322
My my, Fish, long time no see.
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>>698948105
Wonderful. I'd imagine the hometown or country comedians are more established there. Had me rolling, love his sense of humor.

>>698948719
I see, hopefully it's all under 500 at least.
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>>698949256
Oh hey that's something else
>Finally something I understand
Who are you playing?
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>>698949612
it's been a while
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>>698948084
Hey.

>>698948140
Cute.

>>698948376
She's pretty adorable.

>>698948357
Pretty cranky at the moment, but It'll pass. Yourself?

>>698948495
Same to be honest. Got anything planned for today?

>>698948719
Yeah, probably best to not do that, don't wanna have you ran over at a light.
Ah okay, what's nice about it?
Oh well, you'll just have to tease yourself a lil bit for them.
>Nice pic btw

>>698948844
Instructions duly noted.

>>698949176
Fast fish.

>>698949672
Anything for ya. Yeah we tend to have English comedians on stand up shows a lot, but the odd foreign comedian comes on. I'll have to see if I can find the show you're on about online somewhere.
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>>698949125
Cutting salad bits for chicken wraps.
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>>698949957
What happened? Where did you go?
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>>698949512
That wasn't a request.
>>698949976
No.
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It's cool everybody, I'm here
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>>698949976
Why are you cranky?
Ive had a short night but I think I can take it
>>698950063
Oh nice
I fucking love chicken wraps
You do cook a lot I must say I'm impressed
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>>698949672
I'm hoping it's all under $200! At least the light should be under $50, the fender can wait till I get aftermarket full fairing replacement if it has to.

>>698949976
Exactly. Although most people if they JUST missed a light and know it'll be a while before it turns will throw it in neutral just so they can give their hands a rest.
The styling isn't too bad, and it keeps the whole "Blinkers are built in rather than bug eyes" thing that attracted me to the 11. Plus, they're even more powerful by like, 40HP or so! Of course, this is think YEARS away, by then I'm sure there will be another kick ass bike to look at by then.
That sounds... so lewd... and gives me ideas. Doll stahp!
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>>698949976
fish

>>698950070
nothing really, just didn't feel like posting
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>>698950071
That's nice.
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>>698950330
Its my job. Im a cook by trade. Cooking at home mainly because my parents are interstate and dad normally does the cooking as he is self-employed
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>>698950879
>Wew
Oh really
So are you working at a restaurant then?
If that's the case I would rather not cook at home
>Dont take your work home
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>>698949976
Now you're the one looking to score points eh? Fair enough, sure it's the same way here, although I barely watch TV expect for the news. Go for it, hope you'll enjoy it if you do. One of the ones I found in ok quality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK3XH5Ocjag

>>698950372
That's a whole 300 dollar difference kek. Well yes, may it be even lower.
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>>698951201
I dont mind. Im home early enough, and have plenty of time.
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>>698951384
I guess that's good then
>Professional cook
>Doesn't know onion sap stings
I must say I'm a bit concerned though
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>>698951579
I had to get it thin and the onion was tiny. Had to get close to make sure. When the onion is mostly transparent it speaks for itself.
Also wasnt expecting the onion to be that stronk. They're normally mild.
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>>698950071
Fair enough.

>>698950330
Had a real short sleep, always makes me feel like shit. Same reason I hate naps. You getting up to anything today?

>>698950372
That's fair then, if you know you've got a lot of time left there's no point in not I guess.
Oh okay. That's more powerful than what you got now, and you're already going 150 odd. God help me if you get over here on that new one. In a few years, bew ones will come out but that one will probably be a bit cheaper too.
Hey, don't blame me for your weird ideas, but you should probably act on them for science.

>>698950397
It's a nice fish. How're you anyway?

>>698951378
Hey we're 1-1 now, wanna call half time? Not that I mind particularly anyway. I'm the same, unless somethings on, I tend to stick the news channel on while I read. I'll give it a watch in a bit.
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>>698949322
doin well?
>>698949926
it was jhin
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I should probably have food in my house, but also I don't want to ever go to the places that sell food.
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>>698951931
fine

>>698952066
yes
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>>698951765
I guess that's a reasonable explanation
You do anything else beside cooking?
>>698951931
Ah short sleep, the bane of our existence
And not really, it's another rainy day here so all the more reason to stay inside and play some games.
Yourself?
>>698952066
Oh cool, you play ADC mainly?
I love his kit, it's so fun to play
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>>698952098
Can you cook at home or can you get food from work?
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>>698951378
Right? The lower the better!
>Once the Jet kit is done, then it's just all that minor stuff. I'll start putting $100 a paycheck away for the Supra without a doubt, and if I manage to save up enough through both the $100 and the normal checking that fluctuates, then wew!

>>698951931
Well, I could always blow half of what this new one costs and go absolutely batshit insane on the HP, and make 450+ HP with a turbo! I could easily hit over 200 mph with a turbo!
I already have a few times before. Let's not act on them with the janitors still here...

>>698952098
It's the eternal struggle man.
>Hell, if it wasn't for the fact that I had a lot of other things to do that get me out of the house, I'd probably only eat once a day!
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>>698952303
I usually just eat at work, it's one of the perks of working at a cafe. I can also cook at home if I so choose.

>>698952318
The only things I have to do besides going to my job takes place within the walls of this apartment. I do sometimes have to go to the hardware store or to the art store to get more supplies.
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>>698952131
very good. stay well fish
>>698952299
not mainly i usually just fill. my favorites are Yasuo Elise and Jhin
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>>698952299
Look after my niece, clean up after others cook, keep my room tidy, help out when available. Im not paying rent so I gotta make up for it somehow.
>>698952463
At least you can collect ingredients and cook at home if needed. I know I try to eat at work whenever possible but sometimes its unavoidable.
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>>698952622
The stuff I take from work aren't things that I eat. I take a bit of lettuce and carrots to feed my babies.
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>>698951931
Sounds like a plan, need a breather anyways. Yeah there isn't a lot going on nowadays, some shows I may watch, but everything is online now ya know. News is where it's at though. Cool, just let me know whenever.

>>698952318
Sounds like you have everything planned out already, good stuff. So you're dead set on the Supra then, did the guy ever contact you?
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>>698952483
I guess that's the fastest way to get into a game now a days
>You always get support though
I whish you could que as "fill anything but support"
>>698952622
I see, it's probably worth
No rent makes such a difference
I guess that doesn't really leave you with time for hobbies then?
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>>698952098
The real issues.

>>698952131
Good good, hope it stays that way.

>>698952299
Hate it man.
Fair enough man, probably the same here, but I've gotta watch some things today. What games?

>>698952318
Well if your only looking for power then I don't see why not. Then again wouldn't that make the bike heavier?
Wew, I'm sure you can find a quiet place.

>>698952903
Little breaks never hurt, especially in this game. Exactly, I tend to watch youtube for my regular entertainment. And lately, the news is blowing up with random shit, beats daytime tv for sure. Will do.
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>>698952733
See if you can get the cooks to collect their vegetable scraps every now and then to take for your babies. That way they dont have any wastage and it cuts down their trash amount. I know a few people who do it for their chickens. Granted, roaches dont eat as much as chickens but hey, if they dont use it for stock you could freeze some of it.
>>698952938
Oh I have time for hobbies. I cant play as often as I need to for the professional MWO team but I do train with them as an extra body and pick up skills. Sometimes I surprise their commander and get better strategies.
>I had a 4 win streak over him and he kept dropping until he beat me
>outmaneuvered me by a bees dick in the last drop
>I just predicted what he would do and set up ambushes
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>>698953133
That's what I do. I get the peels from when the peel their carrots and I get the scraps of lettuce after they chop it all.
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>>698953116
Life is tough as a person with expendable income living in the first world.
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>>698952938
im fine with that. i just sort of play thresh or something
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>>698952463
Ah, I'd just say to get food on your way home from work as well.

>>698952903
Nope. BUT, my dad asked me about the kind of car, and apparently him and his friend are going to keep an eye out for me! So I'll have to save up some serious dosh in case one pops up!

>>698953116
Just a bit. But I mean, 450HP is the average HP for a stock sports car that weighs 2500+lbs! Put that on a motorcycle, and it's a beast that literally can not be touched!
Besides, the teasing others makes getting to that point far easier. Oh well, guess tonight's just a night to fight off the tired demon!
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tfw going to sleep threads for a reason to sleep but name is never called
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>>698953373
That involves having to deal with people. After work I don't want to do anything like that.
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>>698953116
>Gotta watch some things
Like?
Right now I'm playing through fire emblem on the hardest difficulty so I'll be good for a few more days. Also my brother is at my parents' house, just like me, and we play a lot of smash bros
>>698953133
>MWO
never heard of mechwarriors online, is it a moba type of game?
Sounds pretty awesome man, but if you can beat pro's can't you join them?
>>698953345
I just feel like whenever I get supp my adc is mentally ill.
Also sion support is the shit right now
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My beauty, claimed.
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>>698953632
I dont have the time to dedicate to the game. I need to be free at 8pm for 3 nights a week plus I need to be in Tier 3 or above to sign up. Given I cant play for long and dinner normally finishes at 8 due to half the family working late the cleaning doesnt get finished until 8:30.
>>698953250
No onions or potatoes? Do they harm the roaches at all?
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>>698953632
Forgot to say MWO is a 12v12 first person shooter arena with a single life. Similar to WoWs or WoT.

>Rory-sama
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>>698953116
The game of... what game are we playing? Yeah and it's rightfully so, lots of things to watch. Right? Everlasting entertainment, always something to build up off on.
>Doll always looks so calm, it's peaceful.

>>698953373
Oh hell yeah, things are coming up then. Need to start thinking about saving for a new oven or not.

>Playing games, slow replies
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>>698953906
Onions attract flies, no potatoes. The roaches love the carrots and they'll eat the lettuce when there's no more carrots.
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>>698953632
i try to not to worry about it.
>>698953762
good for you
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>>698953319
Indeed it is, choices are tough when you can choose. Cafe work? What do you work as?

>>698953373
I imagine it'll do even more of a number on your legs after putting it on. It's worth though I guess.
Fair enough, you'll have to perk up in more ways than one for that. That's a pretty bad demon overall.

>>698953447
If I told you to sleep now would that be a reason?

>>698953632
I've gotta watch The Waterboy and now the Louis CK show Maki sent. I've only seen game play of fire emblem, but it looks tough on the harder difficulties. Ah so you said, I remember now.

>>698954004
I can't really remember, but I know I was keeping score. Exactly, plus you can tailor it to only shit you wanna watch. Especially when there was that string of terrorist attacks and police shooting and stuff, felt like DJ Khaled whenever I turned it on.
>Another one
>Another one
I know man, so chill. Love it.
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>>698954481
A waiter/barista sort of deal.
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>>698954481
maybe it would be enough, maybe it wouldn't. who knows
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>>698954621
Ah fair enough. Enjoy it?

>>698954853
Well, it's worth a shot. Go to sleep.
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>>698954004
That's easy to decide. Do you want to have fresh baked cookies, or do you want Rory bitching at you not to eat raw cookie dough?

>You and your tables

>>698954481
I mean, my legs aren't weak by any means! It's just been a while since I pushed them for this long every day. I say by week 2 they won't be hurting anymore.
Oh I'll perk up alright. :^)
Fucking sleep demon keeps saying "Just a quick nap, no one will know" Can I kill it with candy?
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>>698947356
The hell is it with anime and eye patches?
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>>698955072
The money is good.
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>>698954006
Fair enough. Thought Id ask just so Id know. I have a habit of hoarding information about random things.
>>698954481
The newer Fire Emblems get brutal on the highest difficulties. Though I believe Thracia 776 is still the most difficult. I believe that speedrunners cannot complete Awakening without disposable DLC characters that they still have to recruit. And Thracia is difficult on the first playthrough due to hidden mechanics, status staves up the ass and unfamiliarity.
>>698955082
I fucking love raw cookie dough.
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>>698955149
Couldn't tell you. Probably favorable reactions to asymmetry.
It's received well, so why not do it, right?
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>>698955317
What a strange thing to do. This isn't really information though.
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>>698955317
You'll bitch at him for eating it because you wanted to eat it.
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>>698955082
I trust your legs can handle it, don't worry, I wouldn't think to question the leg power. Exactly, just gotta get adjusted to it.
Oh I'm sure you will, I know you will.
You can try, but then you'll lose the candy, and you can't let it win!

>>698955154
Ah I see, fair enough. A jobs a job at the end of the day.

>>698955317
Ouch sounds it. If speedrunners can't do it without resorting to things like that then you know that shits tough. Any recommendations where to start to pick up the series? Only saw a bit of awakening.
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Lonnie Franklin jr. was sentenced to death.

>>698955802
Exactly. I'd like to be able to live off of the sales of my paintings though.
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>>698955935
I'd take the coffee
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>>698955802
My shitty eating diet for the last few days also isn't helping in the slightest. Since I've been out and about with the bike, outside of a few fast food stops, I've hardly been eating much. I mean, 2 microwave macncheese bowls were the only thing I've really eaten today...
I actually won't. Not in a lewd mood. Just flirty one. Where's Amatsu/Mizore/Koume when I need the- THAT FUCKING TIMING THOUGH!
Good point!

>>698956038
Well hi there super cutie, where ya been hiding~?
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>>698956070
I don't drink a lot of coffee. I much prefer tea.
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>>698956171
I thought the choice was coffee vs walk
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>>698956279
I don't understand at all what you are saying.
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>>698955390
Its things I didnt know. My mind will recall it at inopportune moments or when people complain that their bin is attracting flies. I knew that most vegetable scrap attracts flies but I didnt know onion attracts them faster. It got to a point where I could rattle off a list of allergies for a member of staff who couldnt have a laundry list of things. It comes in handy at points but its almost a compulsion to ask.
>>698955425
Id get my own. Id share that love any day.
>>698955802
Pick up Awakening. It actually has a decent tutorial. The others are a bit hard to find and dont tell you much.
>>698955935
But how are they going to kill him ten times?
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>>698956365
I thought you were the guy who asked that question.
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>>698956387
I'd be surprised if they even got to do it once. He's an old fucker.

And the potatoes?

>>698956483
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>698956157
>super cutie
Says you~
I fell asleep.
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>>698956547
I assumed they used potatoes for a mash or soup.
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>>698956660
No, we don't sell mashed potatoes or potato soup.
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>>698956625
Yep, says me~ I says because you is~
>Sleeping Koume
I wanna see!
>And maybe poke your cheek~
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>>698956157
Ah I get ya. Yeah that kinda diet probably isn't helping much. Sometimes you just get so busy and eating right/enough becomes a massive chore you can get by without for a while. As long as your not feeling hungry at the minute you're doing alright.
Fair enough, although one can quickly become the other if you don't keep an eye on it. Fucking speak of the devil.
Exactly! You can't let the terrorists win!

>>698955935
Even if it doesn't truly kick off, it's still a nice hobby and a good bit on the side. I think I remember you saying you made a 1000 or something off it, which is real good.

>>698956387
Ah alright then. It gave me the demo on my 3DS randomly so I played a lil bit of it. Will give it a proper bash at some point.
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Y'all don't know about my Keion manga!
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>>698957161
This isn't at all a hobby to me. It's my entire life. I can't do anything else but paint.
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>>698956828
Ah.
>>698957161
Not sure what mission/missions the demo gives you. Could just be the prelude which is a
>spoiler
>but not really
>but it is
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>>698956873
I meant said the kettle to the pot by that!
>sleeping koume
Too bad you couldn't join me~
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>>698957552
Fruit flies will flock to most vegetables and fruits. Onions and lemons seem to be what they really go for though.
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good morning everyone? whats good?
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>>698957743
Good morning soontobe heretic.
Just watching some youtube and staying up too late. You?
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>>698957161
Luckily there's a dinner tomorrow at Dave and Busters that I can go to, get my sick gaming on, grab some food, then I can probably pick something up on the way to work.
I don't think i even have time for one to become the other...
ALLAHU SNACKBAR!

>>698957646
Nope, you're a cutie as said by me as said by you~
Oh~? Hehehe, I don't think we'd be sleeping for quite some time if I did~
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>>698957685
Probably more nutrients in the flesh.
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>>698957875
i am not switching REIEIEIEIEIEIE.

I just started watching some south park, PC PRINCIPAL BRO. watch your micro agressions bro
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>>698958072
Perhaps. It could be the smell though.
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>>698957344
Teach me to make pickles in one night!
>>698958019
I'm saying the kettle called the pot black as an idiom! As in the cute one is calling the other cute!
I wouldn't mind~
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>>698957875
Can't wait until you switch to a bote~
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>>698958300
Forgot pic
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>>698953906
>>698953992
Hmm sounds like a fun game
I see though, but I think if they gave you a chance, like you took a week long break, I'm sure you can make it.
But if you have more fun with cooking I guess you should stick to that
>>698954032
It seems like perhaps I do worry too much, I am just a sore loser I guess
>>698954481
Louis CK show is pretty hilarious
>Looks pretty though
It's so hard, the enemies all one shot you pretty much so you have to play so careful
What do you play?
>>698957743
Hey man, whats up

>Sorry everyone had to walk my doggo
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>>698957353
Oh okay, art's your purpose in life, I can dig that. Could I see some of your art if that's alright? I've seen some of your sculptures, but I've never seen your paintings.

>>698957552
I can barely remember it to be honest, it was at least a good year and a bit ago now. If there was any spoilers I can't remember them anyway.
>Wait it spoils the end in the intro to the game?

>>698957743
I'll tell you what isn't good, naps. What time is it where you're at?

>>698958019
I have no idea what that is, some kind of fast food arcade place? That's good anyway.
You never know, you might surprise yourself.
Plz no, we're culturally enriched enough!
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>>698958451
just assume everyone is a feeder you will never be let down
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>>698958093
Ah nice. Southpark is quite on point currently.
>>698958300
Good thing, because it's not happening.
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>>698958451
not much man, Just checking privilege. watching southpark. I got up at 5:45 for some reason.
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me_irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haxO2TaVZ-M
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>>698958582
My landscapes?
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>>698958648
Sure it will~
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>>698958198
Well, ya! You're calling me cute, when it is in fact you who is the cute one!
Oh how long you would last, I simply must wonder~
>It didn't take nearly as long for that line to be crossed, dammit Doll.

>>698958582
It's a restaurant arcade place. Like a Chuck E Cheese for adults.
THANKS DOLL, THANKS!
AYY GURL U TRYIN FUK WIF ME FAM I KIK UR ASS
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this one time at band camp i stuck a flute in my pussy ~american pie
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>>698958582
It's like 6am. so it was a sleep not a nap
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>>698958583
I guess I should but I just want to believe you know
What rank are you?
>Sorry if I asked this before
>>698958658
You should you cis scum
I really liked the last season but it got really weird in the last few episodes
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>>698958451
No, I need that time constantly available.
Its a fun game if you know the builds. LRM spam isnt fun though. You do nothing for your team getting spanked if all you do is sit at 1000m clicking a button, then bitch that you have no locks due to the team doing all the work for you.
>>698958582
It was a scene close to the end of the game that cuts short before time travelling amnesia for the prologue. And the protag does everything he can to prevent it. Foreknowledge kind of thing.
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>>698959275
highest i got was silver 1 then season swapped and i didnt care to pursue it anymore
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>>698958736
I don't play the boat game.
I don't watch the boat show.
How and why would i switch to a boat?
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>>698958736
Didn't you get cancer or something?
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>>698959708
That's not him. He uses has filenames for those pics
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>>698959293
It's weird that I've never heard of it, if there's competitive play it seems pretty big though
>I'm not sure what you're saying but it sounds like it's a real fun community
>>698959371
Its pretty decent if did that only once, and ive heard of this not ranked phenomenon
>Got to plat this season
>Went on such a losing streak all the way back to gold 4
Just kill me man
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>>698958451
Ooo can't wait then.
That's pretty rough then, I'm probably gonna get awakening soon so I'll give that a shot.
Mostly the soulsborne games, league, overwatch and some puzzle platformers. Kinda spoiled Inside for myself though so I can't get that anymore.

>>698958731
Whatever you're willing to show, I don't mind. I quite like seeing peoples art.

>>698958703
How is overwatch better than minecraft and roblox to a 10 year old? They're like a 10 year olds religion.

>>698958932
Oh that sounds fuckin awesome then.
DON'T BLAME ME I WARNED YOU!
Fuckin hell Makoto, hit real close to home there. You sure you're not a bong?

>>698959235
Oh no I meant I had a nap. Fuckin thing sucks. What you doing up so early?

>>698959293
Oh I see. That's pretty interesting actually. Not a lot of stories with the timeline of the plot very well.
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>>698959899
*uses different filenames
I fucked that up.
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>>698959708
No.
>>698959600
>how and why would I switch to a bote
How:
By going to zerochan/Google/danbooru and downloading a lot of bote pictures and coming to waifu and claiming a bote.
Why:
You're a soontobe heretic
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>>698959600
wanna watch the bote show shizuru? The opening theme gets me pumped.

>>698959900
Do you even know what farm to table means?
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>>698959600
The same way people whos boat wasn't included in the show and hadn't played the game did.
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>>698959956
This is my latest painting.
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>>698960060
This.
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>>698959900
yeah its a new movement. thats a huge losing streak and i wouldnt kill you just force you onto lol long enough to the point where you dont care or are plat again
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>>698959956
I don't understand either
I thought they'd call Overwatch gay, and go back to fucking my mother in Call of Duty
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>>698959956
Yep! I remember I was REALLY good at the DDR at that place, had most of the songs I liked to play.
THE CUTIE DISAPPEARED AGAIN, FALSE FLAG!
I'm sure. I just live around a lot of dindus and they all talk like that.
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>>698959900
Yeah, its fun. LRMs is long range mussiles. You get target lock then fire and forget. But the damage spreads so you deal high damage but can only snag a kill if you dump all your ammo into one target or steal a kill from someone who has been pumping direct damage into that enemy for the last 10 seconds. Basically you get carried hard while other people do your work for you.
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>>698960001
That's silly. I find boats an amusing anomaly that i have no particular desire to partake in.
>>698960028
Nah i'm good. Japan's way of rewriting WWII over and over made me lose interest in the idea, no matter how they rehash it.
>>698960060
>>698960161
Yeah, that's why i said i'd like to have a waifu who has more personality and backstory than a dinner plate.
How can you claim to like someone when you know nothing about them but their appearance and maybe a couple sentences worth of character attributes?
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>>698960335
i think they fight monsters.
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>>698960335
Don't resist the botes
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>>698959956
Awakening was so good, I can highly recommend it
I love me some puzzle platformers as well
>Bought thalos principle during the steam summer sale and enjoyed it a lot
How did you spoil inside for yourself?
>>698960028
I wasn't sure until you asked me, now that I looked it up I do
>How is it relevant to my post?
>>698960217
>Not care
I'm afraid that's not possible but I will do my best to get there again
>Can't wait for the assassin patch
I hope I can shine in the new meta
>>698960282
What is even the point of a class if all they do is get carried?
Ks'ing is fun though, so it seems like a troll thing to do
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>>698960623
its going to be bad
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>>698960397
Which were kinda made to resemble americans.

Until they released Iowahore and that theory was somewhat scrapped.
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>>698960623
they say that like non stop towards the end of the season of southpark
>>
FACT: SACHI WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.
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>>698960744
is the game like an actual game or like a VN?
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>>698960397
Yeah. Abyssals or something like that. Again, not something that piques my interest.
>>698960543
Not a lot to resist, from where i'm sitting.
That's like telling someone to not resist the gravitational effects of GN-z11.
>The furthest visible galaxy.
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>>698960623
Oh you can build the mechs yourselves. Optimise and all that. And you can replace weapons as you see fit. There are a few mechs that have been built that can one-shot just about any mech from 100 to 0, but they get one, maybe two shots if they're lucky before the heat buildup melts their engine.
https://youtu.be/iTlXw2qGB2w
>glorious
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>>698960725
It's going to be fun! Finally rengar is going to be balanced
And I also hope that zed will not be perma banned anymore
>>698960771
Ow really? I guess I didn't remember the season as good as I thought
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>>698961059
i dont have that much faith in riot. those champs will be perma banned just like when they rework anything
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>>698960843
Its a browser game based around stats and rng.
Just look up some gameplay on youtube.
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Claimed
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Hitachi!
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>>698961181
That's what I mean though
I can finally play my husbando again
>No faith in riot
I know that feel though
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Night.
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>>698961011
Oh jesus christ, that was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh before I have to switch to mobile.
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>>698961422
hopefully it works out like you want

tomoko
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>>698960028
Was that the show where the girls were firing arrows that turned into planes? Because wtf was that shit.

>>698960102
Looks good. Do you tend to paint with a certain finish in mind or just what comes to you?

>>698960239
Exactly, maybe adolescence kicked in and they're craving that Widow booty.

>>698960241
There has to be Eurobeat ddr somewhere.
Mission failed, we'll get em next time.
Over here dindus come in all races.

>>698960623
I watched NL's playthrough of it, for once he didn't piss me off with a playthrough.

>Doll
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