A kind old man walks up to you, his name is Trevor.
Trevor walks up with 3 pills in his hands.
One is a black pill. This pill will activate nothing and your life will remain the same.
One is a blue pill. This pill will restart your life. You get a second chance. You will start as a baby again.
But Trevor has also has a red pill. This pill will give you $1,000,000 dollars.
"Which pill do you want to take?" Asks Trevor. "Are you a risk taker, friendo?"
The opportunity only will come once. Make your choice. Trevor is waiting.
Restart life please.
Take the money so I can buy a car and get some hoes.
would you be able to restart life with full awareness of the fails of the one being traded in or?
>>698936327
Take them all then rob him for his stash
?????
Profit
>>698936327
Definatley free million dollars.
what the fuck is the point of the black pill ? if you dont HAVE to take a pill, you could just walk away
>>698936327
If i keep my memories and shit, the blue pill definitely.
>>698936542
You're restarting your life & you still have your same mind.
>>698936690
If you don't take the black pill, you will die. You must listen to Trevor.
small loan of a million dollars
Moneyz always.
>>698936327
Red pill. The stresses in my life right now could be fixed rather easily with $1mil, and it wouldn't be nearly as arduous as restarting.
Only anxious faggots take the black pill
The blue pill is the best because I could have awareness of the past and do so many things different and be an alpha, blue for sure
Red is okay but that money isn't much in 2016 and it'll be gone quickly unless you invest it but fuck it im lazy
>>698936779
How do you die? Trevor is a feeble old man, he can't kill me
>>698936922
This 100 percent.
That money may not be the most in the world but holy shit that's a lot for me, I could do so much with it. Just don't be a retard and spend it all on cars and shit. Just save it and your'e fucking set.
You don't need a restart, it's tedious as you said and unless you've done something truly terrible there's no point but being a fucking rich nigga now.
>>698936989
Motherfucker has magic pills. Respect the hypothetical faggot.
>>698936327
If I can take all my knowledge with me when I restart, then yes. If not then would be pointless, so I'd take the million.
>>698936939
blue pill. invest in apple.
invest in tesla.
short stocks on 9/10/01
1000 on lecister to win pl
>>698936989
He is but more than what the eye can see my friend. Trevor is powerful. Take a pill.
>>698936327
Blue.
As much as i absolutly love my family, i am no good as a person.
>>698936327
Red pill since life is going good and a million dollars would make it better
>>698936327
My only problem is money. Red pill.
>>698936779
if I have the same potato brain I'm just gonna fuck up my life again than. :(
>>698937327
hello, i already have the crying mirror and immunity cat
personally I'd say red pill. fuck it, that money would be so fucking nice right now
>>698937327
sick fam tbh
Red pill so I can pay off all my debts and restart my life as a woman
>>698936327
Blue pill. Not even close.
>>698936327
Well old man.
Questions.
Will i remember taking the black pill after taking it. Whats different about my life before i take the black pill? Why do i need it for my life to remain the same?
Question two.
If i take the blue pill will i keep my current memories but be a baby? Will it happen instantly? Is it turning me into a baby or turning back time?
Three
Where does this million dollars the blue pill gives me come from. why do i need a pill to get money. I need a banker.
Can i take all three and tripBALLS
>>698936327
i will shoot trevor in the fucking skull and take all 3 at once
>>698936327
Take the blue pill and save it for when I'm on my death bed
Red pill, all I need.
>>698936327
Blue pill. Lots of stuff I'd do different. Like make my brother go to the doctor right off, instead of letting it slide and then finding out the cancer had already spread.
Red, or blue since I'll know the future and inevitably get more, plus I'll be rich and young and basically psychic.
>>698937996
this is probably the smartest thing in this tread, just don't lose it, or get alzheimer about it.
>>698937851
"Good questions, son." says Trevor calmly, as a he lights a cigar and chuckles to himself.
"They always ask such good questions." he coughs loudly.
"You will not remember taking the black pill. But you must take it so you will forget this experience."
"If you take the blue pill, you will keep your current memories but start over yet again as an infant and live your life but have a fresh start. Time shall be the same but you will be living it again. You will still grow up."
"And lastly, The money will be transferred into your account as soon as you swallow the pill. How? Well, my friend, I have a lot of money. No need to worry. Oh and I wouldn't take all 3, the last guy who did that ended up being reincarnated as a shoe, so good luck." Trevor chuckles a little while putting out the cigar on his shirt.
>>698937996
Smart.
>>698936327
i would take the blue pill
i would actually apply myself in school, and have a decent career afterwards, this would be worth much more than 1m. if you treat school like a job and not just some place youre forced to go all day all sorts of shit is available to you
>>698938282
Who's shoe will I turn into.
>>698936327
If I'd still have my memories after restarting my life then I'd take the blue pill, keep it safe until I'm in my mid-40's so that I could get as much experience as possible and stack up my current and future regrets as much as I can
blue
>>698936777
TRIPS
>>698936779
banging chicks when im 4.
Since all I care about is pussy, red pill. Taking the blue pill won't get me any more pussy. All them hoes care about is money.
>>698937185
i would buy retro games.
have seen those fuckers prices recently?
damn hella good deals rocking while 4.
Blue. How is that even a question?
>>698936779
So then if you take the red or blue you die? What kind of shitty choice thread is this?
>>698937996
good job anaon.
your fucking smart.
>>698939985
No, you need to take a pill or you die, bro listen to waht trevor said
>>698936327
Is their a purple pill
>>698938282
I c i c
More questions for ya mr. Trevor
First
What if i choose to remember this experience?
What if i am not comfortable losing memories. How would i know only this experience was pulled? Right?
Who gives birth to me if it happens suddenly? What if good ol mommy passed away and im birthed in a coffin.
Who takes care of my tiny ass?
Did shoe guy get birthed as a horrible shoe baby with a lot of money who forgets a lot?
i would melt down the red pill and bang that shit
thats just how i get down Trevor
>>698936690
Don't you get it moron ?
Trevor is the devil
>>698940056
>If you don't take the black pill, you will die. You must listen to Trevor.
I'm listening. Are you?
Take blue pill, make my life good, then when i get to this point take the red one, meaning I get a good life and money.
>>698937193
Elaborate.
>>698936327
>black pill
like why the fuck would u eat a pill that does nothing like whats in it fucking water and sugar what is this placebo bullshit
>>698940660
Maybe it's a trick ;)
>>698940454
But if you change anything, which you will, there's no guarantee this vague fucking faggot Trevor will show up and give you his poorly thought out choice between more life, more money, and nothing.
>>698940704
kinda like getting ur organs cut out and sold to slave market trick?
>>698940820
True
>>698936327
In reality, they are all GHB and Trevor will just fuck you in the ass.
The end.
>>698940856
Well, technically, the black pill makes you immortal.
>>698940253
"If you choose to remember this experience, you will only be able to live for 25 years. I'd pick wisely, my boy. They call me "magical" for a reason...there's a lot you don't know. But trust me, I won't do you any harm." Trevor sighs deeply and looks at the ground.
"If your mother passes away while giving birth then your father will take care of you, if he chooses not to, you'll be put up for adoption or you can choose who you want to look after you. As for the shoe guy...let's just say I wouldn't want to be in his place if I were you. He has not been the same since. That's for shoe." Trevor opens a Kit-Kat while putting his feet up on the park bench and slowly turns to look at you.
"I'm sorry, my boy, but our time is up. You must pick a pill. Remember, you can only choose one. All I will say is, choose wisely and remember that you only get one shot. Make it count."
I'd rather take no pill my good Trevor. Death or otherwise. If it's my time it's my time and I don't like the idea of being payed off to live more.
>>698941053
>threatens to kill you in 25 years
>I won't do you any harm
>>698941228
Keep in mind I think Trevor is magical, he might be a wizard. he can use his mind hmm
>>698936327
>restart life
>same mind
>invest in things like facebook n stuff
>get monies
>get bitches
How is the black pill even a choice? I can understand not wanting to start over but why wouldn't anyone want a free million?
Blue pill is winning, still best pill
>>698941477
Some people are afraid to change their lives. Are you a risk taker, Georgie?
>>698936327
I have a question.
Would I meet you again If I took the blue pill, and would I be able to continuously take it?
>>698941351
Enjoy your three years trapped in a nonfunctional body, then years of misery as everyone around you thinks you're a freak.
>>698941344
Not very well. He sounds more like a mentally challenged bum who can't keep his own delusions straight.
Can I loop the blue one? Like if I take it will you appear again?
Probably no pill unless you show your power or something like that, like hell I'm taking a pill from a random old guy.
Black is interesting since you're creepy as hell, but if you're going to fuck me, you could fuck me through the black pill anyway.
Out of the last two, probably red since my life is actually pretty cool. Of course I have shit that I would want to change, but unless this gives you full on timelord status, it's far, far too risky for a reward that's going to vary wildly, money would help a lot more than being able to reset. However, 1mil is actually not that much money - you can easily run out fast if you fuck it up. And I wonder how the hell I would explain 1mil appearing out of nowhere.
Blue is a decent option but I'm not old enough to become an internet tycoon or something like that, and even if I was, I wouldn't know how they got there in exact detail and stuff, so I would likely end up very near to this same spot.
>>698937996
smart but depends even more on side risks than the others - quite likely you will forget about it, suffer an accident or some shit before you realize that you have to take the pill
>>698941551
Even if you could, why would you do that? You would just relive the same years over and over again.
>>698936327
red pill
plizz give
If this is real, and you are, "magical,"
The Blue Pill.
The million dollars would most likely turn me into an asshole, and or I would have friends who only are nice to me for the money. The blue pill admittedly sounds tempting, but why would I be special enough to think restarting my life is good. I'd take it, and give it to someone who actually needs it, if that's allowed Mr. Magic man.
>>698941807
My question above was the same as yours btw.
>>698936327
blue pill, even without memories
Id take blue and invest in bitch in and sell in 2014.
>>698942220
Bit coin.. spellcheck op.
>>698941118
Same anon here. I don't understand why any of you would want to talk any pill. Please explain
>>698941053
Ic ic
Well given the choices here mr Trevor.
Ill choose to die in 25 yrs.
See life is about experiences and memories.
I dont want to forget my good pal mr Trevor.
I dont want to change my childhood.
And i have enough money. If someone gives me a bunch wheres the struggle of working. The easy way isnt always best.
25 yrs ill probably be killed by chance anyways. That universe always throwing variables at life...
>>698936327
>Black pill does nothing
Why do I have to take it? Sounds like trevor wants to trap me into thinking I need to take pills to be cool.
Say no to drugs kids.
>>698936327
All the pills do the same thing
You get tied up in a shack and raped til he feels like skinning you and making furniture/food out of you
Are you reborn in the past or present? If the latter, will you be reborn anywhere in the world? Could be really tough if you end up in some shithole like Somalia. I think I would still choose that pill because it would buy me so many more years to live. Easily +30% life expectancy, it's an easy decision.
>>698941593
>implying they didnt see me as a freak for years
ima pretty good actor tho.
only thing im concerned is the non functional body. but thats the price you have to pay, i guess.
>>698936327
Well nothing = Nothing
Blue = Start in this shit hole world all over again? In this day and age? Are you fucking retarded?
Red = Relative ease/retirement. No fucking brainer.
>>698937323
/thread
>>698936327
DOES the blue pill send me back to the year I was born as well?
If yes, blue pill and then just invest in google apple microsoft etc
>>698936327
Take all 3 together for a wild high, where you come out of you mom's vagoo a fully grown man, with a gorillion dollars. At the start of your life you are the most unbelievable medical anomaly in the history of the world.
I accept the blue pill.
>eat trevor
>become the pillmaster
>>698936327
protip : all the pills are a new form of meth that makes your dick fall off
>>698942373
Anyone? Please?
>>698943405
fuck your perfect life.
>>698943405
Some people would take it because their lives are genuinely fucked up, or they grew up in a family with little to no wealth.
>>698943479
I don't have a perfect life and my family struggles through a lot.
>>698936327
I'd only start over if i could keep my memories, otherwise you'd just fuck up all over again
Fake and gay! Pills like the ones Trevor offers doesn't even exist!
Viciously attack and kill Trevor, eat all 3 at once. Triiiiiip ballllllls
>>698936327
Restart pill and hopefully get a sexy af sister so I can contribute to a wincest thread
>>698943679
i feel like we're being bluepilled daily these days
>>698943771
bad dolphin, youre doing it wrong
>>698943219 is the right way
>>698943590
>struggles
like not having a second car because daddies preordered lambo hasnt arrived early, fuck off normie.
>>698943491
Probably sounds cheesy, but I felt better about what goes on in my life after I accepted who I was and worked to get better. (Same anon)
>>698943930
There is no right or wrong it's a question of what I would or wouldn't do. There is the answer
Only the black pill's terms are clear.
Red pill, I'd like to do some stuff over, but I also want to take responsibility for my actions, so id get the one mil and make my life better
>>698936779
>If you don't take the black pill, you will die.
Sweet, no pills please.
>>698936327
"One is a black pill. This pill will activate nothing and your life will remain the same."
>mfw
>>698943930
>struggles
Watch a loved tick closer to their Thanksgiving death date because they have a terminal condition
>reeee normie
If i get to have my memories, let me reset my life.
If i be born a a child like i was once, nothing would change so just give me the money.
>>698944330
>loved tick
>thanksgiving death day
what fucking cult do you belong to?
Going blue
>>698944330
>waaaah the only problems in my life are the ones we cant buy our way out of.
eat shit normie, you still had thanksgiving.
>>698944664
I don't. Totally slipped my mind how to phrase that. I meant doctor's say anything past Thanksgiving will be more than a Godsent miracle
>>698944881
you kids these days are fucking empathetic little whining babbies.
if it hurts your wittle heart that bad, just fuckin open a wrist
>>698944789
We don't have that much money either anon so if we could buy or way out it probably wouldn't happen
>>698945112
I've seen my family members die before anon and moved on. It'll happen here too. It still sucks though.
>>698945335
are you a rock, or a kitten?
you gonna stand firm or fucking cry for someone to help you?
stop being another fucking faggot of this generation who will bleat their life story out whenever, keep it in, deal with your issues internally, be a fucking man.
A kind old man walks up to you, his name is Trevor.
Trevor walks up with 3 pills in his hands.
One is a black pill. This pill will activate nothing and your life will remain the same. "You take the neutral aproach. Put nothing in and dont receive anything back" Trevor tells you
One is a blue pill. This pill will restart your life. You get a second chance. You will start as a baby again.
But Trevor has also has a red pill. This pill will give you $1,000,000 dollars.
Trever also adds, by taking the red or blue pill, the risk of dying increases by 50%. "Think of it as a side effect" Trevor advises you.
"Which pill do you want to take?" Asks Trevor. "Are you a risk taker, friendo?"
The opportunity only will come once. Make your choice. Trevor is waiting.
>>698945520
I would have but someone called me o for having a perfect life and it just went downhill from there.
>>698937327
i need this
>>698936327
I would restart my life with my memories intact. I live with a lot of regrets.
>>698945662
could've just said "eat a dick faggot" instead of updating your fucking livejournal on me.
that is my point.
>>698945570
>Trever also adds, by taking the red or blue pill, the risk of dying increases by 50%. "Think of it as a side effect" Trevor advises you.
Your chance of dying is already 100%...faggot.
>>698945875
I guess you have a fair point there Anon. I just don't like being called out on shit that isn't true
>>698936327
If I can keep my mind and memories then baby pill.
If I can't then moneyz.
>>698946072
this
>>698936327
Take the blue pill and hang onto it until you're about to die, he said to take it not swallow it instantly
Take blue pull and be born into billionaire family
>>698936327
don't fucking take pills from strangers you retarded fucks.
>>698946279
winner
>>698936327
Kick him in the leg, steal other pills, eat black and red, force feed tumblr feminist that lives down my street blue pill, if anybody didn't think of this they must be fucking retarded.
>>698946303
but how will they ever stop being strangers if you dont roll with them?
>>698936327
They're roofies, you'll end up getting raped in a skip
>>698936327
yo fuck this nigga trevor im eating all them
Wait until Trevor falls asleep then douse him in kerosene and have a barbecue. There are already too many fucking homeless around here.
>>698936327
>>698936327
>Tell Trevor to prove it, force feed him the blue pill
>Fuck baby trevor in the ass while chewing red pill,
>get dank moneys
>put black pill into baby trevors ass and watch him turn to stone.
>put him on my mantle in my house
>overdose at 35 by snorting too much coke off a hookers asshole
>????
>PROFIT!!!
>>698936327
Plot twist: all of the pills are roofies
I would take the blue pill not to change anything but just to experience it all again. Good times
is there a pill to fuck my waifu
>>698936327
>Drink pill
>????
>Profit
Drink a pill that'll give you money.
Fucking retard
>>698936327
blue pill so i can fuck that ho
Trevor looks like a hobo. I don't take pills from hobos.
What's the point of the blue pill? Do I keep my memory?
If not, this is equivalent to committing suicide. The baby would either 1) have a life identical to mine, including the regrets that led me to take the pill or 2) have neither my memories or circumstances and become a totally different person.
In the first case, your life doesn't change at all and effectively ends at the instant you take the pill.
If you simply shoot yourself in the head, a baby will soon be born without your memories or upbringing, which is equivalent to the second case.
>>698940590
He is Morgan Freeman.
>>698936327
Do I keep my knowledge and experiences on blue pill, if not it will be the same shit all over again...
So you guys just trusted that a hobo was carrying magic pills? Guess what? Hobos will swallow any pills that aren't poison and they certainly aren't going to give pills away for free.
You just took poison. You have died.
>>698936831
Trump is strong with you
Red pill. I like my life, but bow i need money
>>698936690
OP wasn't smart enough to invent an interesting scenario.
Growing up sucks ass, i'll take the million dollars.
>>698936327
Acquire the blue pill, but wait until I am on my deathbed to take it.
>>698937327
99989898
>>698937327
thanks
>>698945963
This only makes sense if taking the pills has some chance of killing you.
In that interpretation the black pill kills you with probability 2/N and the red and blue pill kill you with probability 3/N.
Then you can read it as "dying as a result of taking one of these pills."
>>698946279
What are the odds of being born a billionaire?
Restarding life with full awareness all the way. Not only you could predict the future, and because of that become a millioniere, but you would also win a shit ton of life years since you would start as a child once again. AND on top of that you could fix any mistakes in your life.
The black pill
>>698936327
>>698948356
wait, if i restart my life, then i will find trevor again at some point, so there is a paradox
>The opportunity only will come once.
grab all the pills
shove into trevor's shitty old mouth
see what happens
>>698948356
You'd be able to predict the future up to the point at which your new behavior influenced events sufficiently to make your memories inaccurate.
Given the existence of many large-scale chaotic systems (weather, human group behavior, etc.), you'd be lucky to get a week or two of predictions.
That does exclude secret information about events which had already happened but later become public, since your actions would presumably not affect the past.
>>698936327
Blue pill if it restarts time too, being a baby infront of Trevor wouldn't be so good.
>>698948946
that was trevor's plan all along
>>698948706
this is retarded.
you restart, it doesnt say you'll do everything again.
meeting trevor couldve been chaos anyway
>Sensitive dependency on initial conditions
butterfly effect nigga, your "ne" life may be, and probably will be drastically different.
>>698949100
>Restarding life with full awareness all the way. Not only you could predict the future...
>>698936327
Unless I'm able to maintain my knowledge and memories, allowing me to effectively change my future, I wouldn't take the blue pill. If the initial conditions are the same, nothing in my life would change. No outcomes would be different, I wouldn't make any decisions differently than the way I did the first time. Chaos theory dictates this.
I'd take the red pill.
>>698949232
>ＹＯＵ ＣＡＮＮＯＴ ＰＲＥＤＩＣＴ ＴＨＥ ＦＵＴＵＲＥ
ＹＯＵＲＳ ＨＡＳ ＮＯＴ ＨＡＰＰＥＮＥＤ ＹＥＴ
>>698949449
ok, then i would take a cyanide pill
>>698936327
So since I keep awareness of my previous life, does that mean I start from when I was born again or am I just a baby right now in the present time? Like do I go through the actual entirety of my life again or am I just reborn at the current moment?
>>698949232
>>698949369
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ａｎｄ ｙｏｕ ｒａｎ ｄｏｗｎ ｔｈｅ ｓｔａｉｒｓ
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ｗｅｌｌ ｔｈｉｓ ｔｉｍｅ ｙｏｕ ｗａｌｋ
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ａｎｄ ｄｉｅ
ａｔ ９
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>>698949100
You're literally retarded. If you went back to day zero with no knowledge of the future, then you'd be unable to change anything. You'd be unaware of your situation and nothing would change whatsoever. You'd find yourself in the same exact position however many years after. This isn't open to interpretation, nothing is truly random. Your future is concrete.
>Lol freedom of will.
>>698949758
read the thread fuckstick
he says you have your mind and your memories, so you can change shit.
>>698949702
Literally everything is predictable with perfect computing and mathematics. If the initial conditions do not change, the outcome does not change. If you didn't trip and fall the first time, you won't the second time. Only with exact and accurate knowledge if the future can you change the future.
>>698937327
noice
>>698936327
Red, I need the cash, while I've done some regrettable shit in my life, it's not too bad
>Stab trevor
>Take pills
>Mix them together and eat them.
>??
>Profit
>>698936327
I'm still young so I'll take the red pill to pay for college and other shit to get a head start haven't fucked enough to need the blue one I don't feel like doing fucking school again
>>698936327
Say no to drugs
Especially when you don't know what those drugs really are.
I would rape the living hell out of trevor then take all pills at once. Then I would go and get mdma
>>698949875
I didn't catch that. Very well then, blue pill it is.
>>698949918
＞ If the initial conditions do not change, the outcome does not change.
ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｔｈｅ ｗｉｌｄ ｉｎｔｅｇｅｒ
ｙｏｕ ｈａｖｅ ｔｈｅ ａｂｉｌｉｔｙ ｔｏ ｃｈａｎｇｅ， ｙｏｕｒ ｍｉｎｄ ｈａｓ ｃｈａｎｇｅｄ， ｔｈｅ ｉｎｉｔｉａｌ ｃｏｎｄｉｔｉｏｎｓ ａｒｅ ｎｏｔ ｔｈｅ ｓａｍｅ．
ｙｏｕ ｗｉｌｌ ｃｏｎｓｃｉｏｕｓｌｙ ｍａｋｅ ｃｈｏｉｃｅｓ ａｎｄ ｃｈａｎｇｅｓ， ｙｏｕ ｗｉｌｌ ｗａｌｋ ｔｈｉｓ ｔｉｍｅ ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ ｙｏｕｒｅ ｎｏｔ ｔｈａｔ ｅｘｃｉｔｅｄ ａｂｏｕｔ ＭｃＤｏｎａｌｄｓ， ｙｏｕ ｗｏｎｔ ｇｏ ｐｌａｙ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈａｔ ｗｏｒｍ ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ ｗｅｌｌ， ｈｅｙ ｉｔｓ ｊｕｓｔ ａ ｗｏｒｍ， ｙｏｕ ｗｉｌｌ ｓｔａｙ ｉｎ ａｎｄ ｄｏ ｗｈａｔ ｙｏｕ ｅｎｊｏｙ ｎｏｗ， ｎｏｔ ｗｈａｔ ｙｏｕ ｅｎｊｏｙｅｄ ｔｈｅｎ．
ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｔｈｅ ｄｉｆｆｅｒｅｎｃｅ．
>>698950157
Nope
>>698939718
>being this retarded
I could go back and bang all those hot teens legally I couldn't bang coz I was a faggot back then. Cheezs, imagine that.
>>698950251
ｇｒｅａｔ ａｒｇｕｍｅｎｔ．
ｈｏｗ ｄｏｅｓ ｉｔ ｆｅｅｌ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｗｒｏｎｇ？
>>698937996
Smart idea. You play the long game.
>>698949983
Good thinking anon
>>698950110
Take the blue pill, do whatever you fucking want and save it for a critical moment, if you feel in mortal danger or you somehow manage to live out your days to your deathbed take it, free reset button
>>698950395
How does it feel knowing you have no freedom of will and that there's nothing unique about you whatsoever?
You can only act and behave within a limited scope of possibilities. You're a dynamical system that is highly sensitive to initial conditions. Even the extreme complexities of the human brain can't change that.
Blue pill sounds the most appealing but does no one else realise you want be in the same situation you were the first time around? as soon as you use any knowledge to change an outcome the rest of your life will be change.
>>698950725
＞You're a dynamical system that is highly sensitive to initial conditions
Ｔｈｉｓ ｐｒｏｖｅｓ ｍｙ ｐｏｉｎｔ， ｊｕｓｔ ｒｅａｄ ｗｈａｔ ｙｏｕ ｃｏｐｙｐａｓｔａ’ｄ
ｙｏｕ
ｈａｖｅ
ｃｈａｎｇｅｄ
ｔｈｅ ｉｎｔｉａｌ ｃｏｎｄｉｔｉｏｎｓ ｔｈｅｎ
ｈａｖｅ ｃｈａｎｇｅｄ
ｉｓ ｔｈｉｓ ｒｅａｌｌｙ ｂｅｙｏｎｄ ｙｏｕｒ ｂａｓｉｃ ｍｉｎｄ？
>yfw Trevor is just a crazy homeless man with a bunch of drugs
>>698950496
good point I can't even really argue against it besides, would you really want to do it all again?
>>698936327
Red pill. If I restart my life everything would be completely different, because I wouldn't remember what I did the first time around, so it might turn out horrible.
>end up taking red pill
>It's a fucking roofi
>>698942375
You're fucking retarded.
>>698936327
The only obvious choice would be the blue 'pill'.
Reasoning:
The black 'pill' gives you nothing of value that you do not already own.
The red 'pill' is worth more than the black 'pill' because it simply gives you a larger sum of money, but it's not anywhere near worth the value of the blue 'pill'. One million dollars isn't that much in the grand scheme of a life time, and with inflation it would become worth even less as the years roll on.
The blue 'pill' gives you everything you have with the black 'pill', plus a new chance, a completely new start at life, but with a jump start. Think of how much easier your life would be with all of the knowledge you have collected thus far? Think of how much technology will have changed in 10, 20 or even 50 years..
>>698941807
>'forget' about a new life pill
Sure
>>698951026
that depends on you in the end. its all personal opinion really, you can decide if you've lived a life worth living or if you want another chance to get one. can you really go through it all one more time, or do you give the pill up and become someone else's trevor?
>>698936777
TRIPS HAS SPOKEN
>>698951226
is it specified that you restart life instantly? You might be growing up through your original childhood again in the same timeline, just with knowledge of alt timeline future.
>>698950956
If initial conditions aren't changed, the dynamical system is not changed. It will do the same thing as it did last time. Over and over and over again. Your only a variable that needs to be solved for. Once you know the numbers, you'll know the outcome. It's simple and it's comical that you're trying so hard to refute that.
Your posts are borderline low effort bait. Enjoy not having any real control over your life.
Trevor my ass! That's Mike Rowe wearing makeup.
Does he have a pill that allows me to see the reality in the illusion?
>>698936397
Have fun, you are now born with HIV to a mother in central Africa.
>>698951587
＞If initial conditions aren't changed, the dynamical system is not changed.
Ｉ ｄｏｎｔ ｋｎｏｗ ｈｏｗ ｍａｎｙ ｔｉｍｅｓ ｉ ｎｅｅｄ ｔｏ ｓａｙ ｔｈｅ ｉｎｉｔｉａｌ ｃｏｎｄｉｔｉｏｎｓ ｈａｖｅ ｃｈａｎｇｅｄ．
ｉ ｍｅａｎｓ ｓｅｒｉｏｕｓｌｙ．．． ａｒｅ ｙｏｕ ｒｅａｄｉｎｇ ｏｒ ｊｕｓｔ ｓｐｅｒｇｉｎｇ ａｔ ｔｈｅ ｐａｇｅ， ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ ｃｌｅａｒｌｙ， ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｄｅｌｕｄｅｄ．
ｉｔ ｒｅａｌｌｙ ｉｓ ｓｉｍｐｌｅ
ｙｏｕ ｈａｖｅ ｃｈａｎｇｅｄ ｔｈｉｓ ｔｉｍｅ． ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｔｈｅ ｃｏｎｔｒｏｌｌｅｒ ｏｆ ｍｉｌｌｉｏｎｓ ｏｆ ｃｈｏｉｃｅｓ， ａｌｌ ｏｆ ｗｈｉｃｈ ｄｒａｓｔｉｃａｌｌｙ ｃｈａｎｇｅ ｔｈｅ ｏｕｔｃｏｍｅ
ｙｏｕ ｈａｖｅ ｋｎｏｗｌｅｄｇｅ， ｂｕｔ ｎｏｔ ｐｅｒｆｅｃｔ ｒｅｃｏｌｌｅｃｔｉｏｎ ｏｆ ｔｈｅｓｅ ｃｈｏｉｃｅｓ
ｙｏｕ ｗｉｌｌ ｃｈａｎｇｅ ｓｏｍｅ
ｂｕｔ ｅｖｅｎ ｏｎ ｔｈｅ ｓｍａｌｌ ｓｃａｌｅ ｃｈｏｉｃｅｓ， ｙｏｕ ｗｉｌｌ ｃｈａｎｇｅ ｔｈｅｍ ｔｏｏ ｓｕｂｃｏｎｓｃｉｏｕｓｌｙ
ｙｏｕ ｗｉｌｌ ｎｅｖｅｒ ｒｅｐｅａｔ ｙｏｕｒ ｆｉｒｓｔ ｌｉｆｅ ｉｆ ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ａｗａｒｅ ｏｆ ｉｔ
>>698938282
>chuckles to himself.
At least pretend to be able to write, you tremendous faggot.
>>698951587
Ｔｈｉｓ ｇｕｙ ｇｅｔｓ ｉｔ >>698951039
ｉｔｓ ｎｏｔ ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ ｒｏｃｋｅｔ ｓｃｉｅｎｃｅ
>>698951477
It's fairly vague in this respect. "You will start as a baby again"
and he already stated you remember everything from the previous life.
Even if you re-live the same life you could fix a great many things / past mistakes. Just think of the possibilities you could have returning to a child. Investments. Schooling. Everything in your life could alter everyones future besides your own.
>>698936327
yeah restart.
>>698946041
shut up, pussy!
>>698936327
Redpill
>Get some coke
>Get some bitches
>Party till dead
The end.
punch him and take all three.
>>698952253
>One simply punches a time wizard and doesn't end up with a shitty life.
>>698936327
It's tough. With a million could buy everything I ever wanted and have plenty for rest of my life. With a restart I could not be such a beta, be able to socialise, but I'd have to deal with deaths of family members again and all the other problems
>>698936327
>Anon takes a pill
>Suddenly the world gets blurry and he passes out
>Anon wakes up with a sore ass
>>698949758
There are small, truly random physical events (radioactive decay, for example) and because there are things like amplifiers and weather systems, there are also large events that are truly random.
However, while the existence of random events does contradict the premise that everything, including humans, behaves deterministically, in the same way and to the same degree it also weakens the causal connection between intention and action.
>>698952401
Kek
>>698952326
A million is nowhere near enough to even compete with the possible value of the blue pill. If everything were to stay the same within your reset life save for your life DIRECTLY, you could become invaluable to the world at large knowing the future. Needs to be at least a couple billion to even compare.
>>698951587
that's only true if there are no random events
sorry, but there are
it sounds like you know what differential equations are
try studying stochastic differential equations
>>698952326
Doubtful, unless you're over 50. One million dollars probably will not last you a lifetime. Inflation will eat it up pretty quick. As it stands the USD has lost more than 98% of it's buying power since it's creation.
Money.
>fo mah reperations
I'll tell him to throw away his useless pills, repent and live with jesus. Amen!
>>698952532
Quick name the most valuable information you have
and that will remain true even after you start altering timelines.
>Turn into crazy conspiracy theorist
Really fucktards you dont see the potential of restarting. You know everything you know now. You could memorize gaming events or the lottery and choose those all the time. Instant millions. Then invest in companies with that money and boom your set. And some of you old fags could invest in companies like apple and stuff and become rich super fast.
>>698937185
Don't forget to put money on Greece Euro 04 and when the dentist beat england a month ago.
Also maybe predict that a nigger will be president.
>>698952612
You can neglect inflation if the unused portion is invested in an index fund.
>>698952831
Do you have that kind of time? What do you know RIGHT NOW that is actually worth anything? Also who would believe you?
>>698938643
typical question for those faggots here.
>>698952831
The biggest advantage is that you'd have decades of experience to apply against your peers, who would be literally infants.
You'd be able to go to Harvard for free if you're not retarded, not to mention that you could exploit the sexual inexperience of your friends and classmates.
>>698938282
>man mysteriously turns into a shoe with a million dollars in their bank account
>>698952919
>That the stockmarket is a guarantee.
>That it will keep up with inflation.
>>698938282
I might go for all three. What kind of a shoe was it?
>>698952831
Also a child's brain would simply forget everything before any of that information became useful. You would have to deal with a long period of disorientation and decreased motor skills. Before you say you already "know" how you move, please consider how you explain that knowledge objectively in scientific terms.
>>698953180
What's the longest continuous period in which inflation was higher than the S&P 500?
>>698936327
I take it I keep all prior knowledge with the blue pill? If not I'd just end up here again with no knowledge of ever having taking the pill so it would be pointless. Otherwise sure, I'd be some mad baby prodigy and get somewhere.
>>698936327
blue pill pls
>>698952753
Stock information and gambling outcomes regarding horseraces and shit. Both happen regardless of what I do since they aren't in my direct sphere of influence unless butterfly effect is in extreme overdrive, in which case I still have the capability to know potential outcomes and react accordingly. Being able to act upon hindsight is a kickass power.
>>698937327
immune
>>698936327
Blue pill if I can retain all my knowledge
>>698937327
immunewqrqawr
>>698936779
This is a no brainer then. Restart life, invest heavily in Apple and Google in the 90s, become billionaire.
>>698953398
Quick name which stocks you should invest in and when, name the horses you would bet on. My point is you don't know that shit right now, and he's not going to wait for you. Also you can easily forget and lose everything with one small mistake. Are you willing to take that risk?
>>698936327
Red pill.
>>698953457
Google was privately held until 2004
>>698953316
Depends on the fund. How diversified your portfolio is and how reserved your are. And, in the past the market has fallen plenty of times.
Don't try to fucking lie about it. There is no absolutes. It is a gamble.
>>698953655
You get in before they were Google.
>>698952437
Finally someone that's not some stupid edgy faggot with shitty sentence structure and retarded font.
Anyway. In the case of radioactive decay; does it only vary between between different studies? If one were to measure the radioactive decay of a specific sample, and then go back in time and measure the decay of that exact sample, would it decay differently? Can this be guaranteed? It's not something I've really looked into, but it's interesting.
>>698952604
I will
>>698953679
I already named the fund. Do you have a learning disability?
>>698953150
>man mysteriously turns into a baby shoe with a million dollars in their bank account
>>698953627
He said I had to take the pill, didn't say I had to swallow it on the spot faggot. Take the blue, go home and learn up, if possible as a baby with previous experience doing so I write it all down, if not I just try to hold on to what I can.
>>698953457
>mfw when born in -91 and pretty sure not to b taken serious if suggestin parents investions
>>698936327
We already reastaring our lifes in a forever cycle, when universe collapse and exploding everything is repeating, forever. Were living and repeating our lives forever, over and over again. This is a forever curse of all life in universe, and we dont know it because our memory is woped with every new cycle of universe reborn. So I'll take money.
>>698953943
>wiped
>>698953754
You didn't name shit, kid. A index fund is a cover all name for a type of mutual fund that can be made up a million different ways. You obviously don't know your ass from a hole in the ground. Just stop, you fucking waste of air.
>>698936327
Black pill.
I have awesome parents, a few real and good friends, pretty cool job, no financial issues and am currently dating a lovely girl.
I literally couldn't wish for more at 24.
>>698953854
Take, swallow
Now you're just arguing semantics, like when your gf expected to take a load not swallow it.
>>698954073
sounds cool to be you.
>>698953735
From what I understand there's no reason to believe that it would happen the same way twice, but I don't know much about it.
>>698954040
>didn't name shit
>>698953316
>the S&P 500
Again, are you literally retarded?
>>698937327
ty m8
>>698954073
you dont want million dollars? how stupid myou are?
>>698954132
You gotta be careful with wording on these magical wish deals. You don't know exactly what they entail. What you have to double check is the method you receive the boon. Take your time if there is no specified limit, if it requires you to take something, specifically "take", then do just that. Go home and prepare, don't be overzealous and fuck up your one shot at a redo.
>>698954465
Not anon, but sometimes money can be a curse. Anon figures he will spend it over the course of his lifetime. Gf constantly asking why they can't spend more, and she just wants to go on this one vacation and that's it. Family asking for money, upset when you turn them down. Feel like you should be helping people more, but you don't know how, also you've become so dependant on it that you don't know if you can handle giving it away. Etc...
>>698954465
*spoiler* It turns out the red and blue pills are just cyanide and he's a crazy bum
Pretty sure there aren't any old men named Trevor yet.
>>698954937
Trevor Ogilvie-Grant, 4th Baron Strathspey (1879–1948
>>698954624
>You take the pill and memorize the most valuable information
>Years have past and you have partied and neglected your body
>Your liver is practically non-existant
>You think you are finally ready to take the pill
>You take the pill
>Nothing happens
The shelf life of magic pills is only like 2 1/2 weeks, I know these things.
>>698954937
Trevor Ochmonek
>>698936327
As much as I've fucked up in life I'm enjoying where I'm at now.
If I restarted life and retained my memories, I'm sure I'd maximize all opportunities and I'd be infinitely wealthy, etc, but I know that I'll miss so much of what I have now that I've only attained through fucking up over and over. I'm having a hard time deciding if being unstoppable is worth growing up and living life missing the friends/lovers who I would never get to cross paths with.
If it restarted life and I didn't retain my memories, nothing would change.
I'd take the money. I'd finish school with it. No sense in wishing you could change the past if you're not comfortable with losing it.
>>698937327
thx dog
>>698937327
Thanks immunity pussy.
>>698936544
Smart. Blue then red then black?
>>698938282
>time stays the same
THEN WHAT'S THE POINT OF THE BLUE PILL?
Trevor, you have a pill of your own, otherwise you'd be dead many decades ago. What pill did you take?
Blue... taking other choices then I did in the past. Money? nah its fine.. just 2 different choices would make all the difference already :3 so blue it is.
kill Trevor and eat all of the red pills
>>698936831
Bravo Anon!
If a homeless man come up to me with pills and forces me to take one, Im calling the police. You take any of thoses pills youre waking up without a kidney.
>>698936327
Old man, can I take have of two pills? Can I revert my age back to 10 and have $500,000?
>>698936779
Why would the black pill result in death. Nothing in the pill descriptions even remotely implies this.
Push Trevor into traffic. Then sell pill pack for 2million
>>698938282
murder man
>>698936779
Restart life with same mind. Become creater of popular social medias
>become billionare
>>698937996
i bet you play jigglypuff too, dont you faggot?
