Waifu claiming thread.
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>>698926399
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>698932569
You're red~ Is it because I'm hugging you?
Calamity-masu'd
>>698931661
Well at least I'll have a cute angel to guide me to heaven~
>>698931672
Think I got to 145mph, but it's night time and my backpack was dragging me back so I didn't feel like pushing it. Maybe I'll hit it hard on the way home.
>>698931699
Sanic speeds to work. And rice crispie treats.
Sup witchu Freedom Bote?
>>698932479
Oh, Maki will "stay up" with you alright. :^)
>>698932673
One day you'll go fast, Smugs.
Claimed.
CLAIMU!
cuddles + snek = good time
![Kirino [313].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AJMXKm2.jpg "Kirino [313].jpg")
>>698932149
Flameproof fire pooch poobags, food. Her jacket may double up as a fire blanket. Fire jacket
Trist claim
Claimed
>>698932107
>>698931974
>Yume
Sounds very familiar, but I'm not totally sure.
Wasn't because of this guy that Syndra went full edgemaster?
Iowa claimed
>>698932417
Just watchin some youtube and postin here on the thread. Been a nice day so far. How bout you?
>>698932511
Thanks Shiro! Really appreciate it.
>>698932566
nah man somethings gotta be up. Like how're you doin
>>698932599
Like I said above just watchin some youtubes and winding down for the night til it picks up again.
>Nah Friday is already whats good for me fam
>>698932673
Obviously. What did you expect from the greatest country in the world?
>>698932961
Not too much. hanged out with friends today and that was fun. Just takin it easy for now. I take it your bike is your new love?
>>698932479
>Nico
I lived in another city for college when I went to that barber
I dropped college since then and came back into my hometown kek
>>698932673
>lil' smug
It's a mystery~
:^)
>>698932961
You flirt~
How goes it?
>>698932107 (Glitch)
Nobody would ever look into the .pngs besides just looking at the picture.
>>698932149 (Zmeya Zasranets)
>Lazernaya pushka
Poluchat' udovol'stviye skuchnym , kak der'mo s pidor pistoletom.I ne oblazhalsya russkiy yazyk angliyskimi bukvami tak yebat' mal'chik , kak vy mozhete dazhe popytat'sya prochitat' , no ne perevesti yego .
>>698932360 (Iowa)
Nyet. :^)
>>698932513 (Zmeya Zasranets)
Galil ne koshka tupoy grebanyy kusok der'ma zmei grebanoy furri
>>698932961
Please don't, motorcycles are a million times more dangerous than cars which are already incredibly dangerous. Even if you have one of those (pretty neat actually) full body motorcycle suits its still incredibly easy to get crippled, vegetabled, or dead.
M'lady claimed
soul crushing pain Claimed
Lilly claimed
>>698932569
If you don't love me then why do I have this picture from our wedding~
Closing in best wife candidate.
>>698933066
Cute, but subpar.
QOTT:How do you like your coffee?I either freeze mine and drink it black or just get a caramel mocha from McDonalds. I rarely drink coffee though.
>>698933333
Fuck you, that was mine.
>>698933294
you just fucking call me a furry? did the cat fucker call me a furry?
Claimed.
>>698933528
I dislike coffee
>>698933333
Harlily Quinn
>Tristana
>>698933623
Fuck you.
>>698932961
One day, plushie. One day
>>698933274
More in the men's gymnastics
>>698933278
I'll solve it one day ',:^)
>>698933307
>
>M'smugger
>>698933528
I rarely drink coffee but i like it a bit sweet
>>698933564
Suki ya mog by . Takzhe ya ne trakhat'sya koshek .
>>698933623
You deviant.
Saber claim
>>698933274
Alright then. Who're watching
>Ceiling comment
>>698933274
Bored and watching the rabb.it stream
>>698933307
Short hair gets me
>>698933320
Nihilism.
>>698933333
Nice fucking quints, Hanako and Lily married confirmed.
>>698933528
I barely touch the stuff, but when I do, black.
>>698932916
No, not at all!
>>698933333
Because....
>Quints
Shit, I can't dispute that...
>>698932961
What's that supposed to mean =~=
>>698932673
Womens for sure I'm not sure about mens :/
>>698933278
Oh i see :) any reason you dropped it?
>>698933333
My get game too strong with Lilly
>>698933839
Yes you can.
>>698933880
Stop flirting with Hanako, you're not married, you never were, you never will be.
>>698933839
Divorce with Quints. This marriage is going to last a while
>>698933262
Was it Yume's fault Syndra went full edgelord? I don't think so. I mean there was always playful banter, but not much more. I liked to tease them now and again, shipping them and so-forth, but it was all in good fun.
Unless something happened I'm not aware of both are pretty cool people.
>>698931512
Noice Cheeki, don't die though.
>>698931661
Good point. There's no need to integrate that into the play-style, leave it as an accessory for the miscellaneous features. The salty tears would be hilarious though.
>Is Amatsu apart of that clique? :^)
>>698931699
Chilling with some music, how about you my dude?
>>698932479
I can't, remember? Said that then it happened twice in a row. I'll hang in there.
>>698932604
That is absolutely disgusting.
>>698932673
>planche pushup
Boi, that's beyond my skill level.
claiming potato girl
>>698933717
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsZMbs5PC64
Forgot to claim.
>>698934013
These quints say otherwise
>>698933333
![Kirino [221].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw4jhGw.jpg "Kirino [221].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_UkR_GjW6M
>>698934231
I don't care about your digits ya little shit.
>>698934235
oh shit
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj91hNrh9jM
>>698933839
I knew you would admit that you love me and married me~
>>698933839
Well, you can divorce with Lily if she finds you're seeing someone else?
>>698933294
I swear to fukin god you fox gun commie language spoutin shit
>>698933693
I'm not necessarily watching it but how are they doin?
>>698933764
Cow Chop right now.
>I swear to god _____ comment
>>698933773
I'm sure you got something to make you less bored and I wouldn't know whats streaming lol
>>698934150
Just watchin the new cow chop my dude.
Howdy
>>698934319
Hanako still loves me~
>>698933764
>Forgot image
I cant pick up my niece and prepare dinner so Im the #assholeuncle
>>698934013
The power of quints is too much...
>>698934370
Shut up. This is only happening because of quints
>>698934433
I'm ALREADY seeing someone else!
>>698934433
Nah. She can see other people as long as she admits I'm the main chick
>>698934588
>>698933693
You better come up into the north to solve it then
You can wear shorts and tee-shirts during winter, trust me on this one :^)
>>698933839
rip Rin x Hana
>>698933855
I hated every second of it. Liberal propaganda as education gets really tiring for a while. Plus the degree was worthless unless I went to uni, which I didn't want to
So I'm enlisting instead
>>698934150
Exactly! People get mad already for the configurable controllers, it'd be worse if the keyboard/mouse was a thing
>Amatsu popular
>Have to compete against Shimakaze
Nope~
>>698934150
Heya Maks
>>698934235
>>698934368
Chill tracks
>>698934523
Lily! It's been a while.
>>698934198
Glupyy bog proklyataya zmeya svoloch' dazhe ne mogu nayti perevodchika ili oskorbit' menya. Simpatichnaya chertovski zhalok .
>>698934502
Only because I like you and you said fox.
lesbianism.
>>698933274
Yep! Although my legs and arms are a bit tired from how much I've been riding it. And it probably won't let up anytime soon, as I've got a few things to do tomorrow as well.
>>698933278
Only to a select few~
Goes pretty well, about to make some microwave Mac and cheese. How about you~?
>>698933294
I agree completely. But the freeway heading away from downtown is rather dead empty at 7AM. If anything, I'll open it up on a straight away at least.
>>698933528
I don't. Coffee is far too bitter for my taste.
>>698933693
Ayyyy, when are we making a /waifu/ biker gang? :^)
>>698933855
Oh nothin, Ki. Nothing. :^)
>>698934150
I can't die yet, we've yet to go drifting!
>By the way, Rocketman was the song that was playing for a bit on the freeway. Entirely fitting. I gotta make a good playlist though.
>>698933333
Checked
>>698933855
Aw damn. I just heard soemthing about a lady who messed her neck up today during volleyball. Hope shes okay
>>698934150
Same here. And im trying to do a muscle up
>>698934502
They placed 14 out of 24 dude
>>698934559
No other reason but that?
>>698934588
>>698934662
Whatever then.
Claim'd
>>698934752
Heya person I can't remember because I have awful memory
>>698934756
I have no idea what you just said, but I'll take it as a threat.
>>698934588
And your undying love for me~
>>698934854
God tier
For fucks sake, I jinxed myself on >>698932479 (Nico)
I suppose...
>>698932673 (Shinoa)
I must not have payed much attention to that when I used to lurk.
>>698932569 (Hanako)
>>698932566 (Rem)
I don't think you understand, I just love giving and receving ear nibbles.
>I had a pic somewhat related, but I seemed to have misplaced it.
man what he said is bugging me and im not going to be able to sleep im bothered as fuck help me sleep waifu
Claimed
>>698934802
She tantrumed for 10 seconds then went back to watching Big Hero 6 once she figured out I wasnt dealing with it
>>698934704
She's gonna kill me when she comes back...
>>698934940
I don't love you! I've never loved you, and I NEVER will, so QUIT IT!
>>698934854
Nice!
>>698934873
That's fine. I'm the same as well.
Omenja from League, we had team chat on Skype waay back
>>698935010
K. Go to sleep
>>698935010
What time is it where you're at?
![Kirino [306].png](https://i.imgur.com/P8zJaLu.png "Kirino [306].png")
>>698934368
Shit oh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0t7-Ks10Dc
>>698935010
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6VjmKnFlJm0
>>698935010
Would it be a bad idea if i asked what he said?
>>698935141
I think you might be thinking of the other Lilly claimer who hardly ever posts anymore. I blame myself as I usually claim Lilly first
>>698934198
I like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RALd-WvyJIQ
For anyone who will give me shit for my gif title:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TjxgMwNabo
>>698935010
This should help.
>>698935151
2:30 am I have issues if i cant sleep i freak the fuck out i would get in huge trouble if i couldnt sleep as a kid so its engraved in me
>>698934756
Why thank you my friend. Good freedom will come to you.
>>698934787
lolwat have you been riding it like all the time now? Anything interesting for tomorrow?
>>698934802
I take it that's really good and expected of the greatest country on this entire planet
>>698934704
Enlisting hmm? well i have my own thoughts about the army but we don't have to get into that. I'm glad you found something you wanted to do.
>>698934150
say it! or i'm not talking with you u_u
>>698934787
You're a pervert and you should shut it...
>>698934802
Oh really? ouch.. that sounds really bad..
>>698934961
I'm sorry i didn't mean to jinx you D:
>>698934787
When a few more of us gets a bike ',:^)
>>698934704
Alright I'll take your word on it :^)
>>698934961
Kek it was around April when it happned
>>698935010
Just sleep dude
>>698935128
Children
>>698934775
Lesbiyanki dlya grebanyye zapazdyvayushchiye pediki byt' chestnym
>>698934787
I'll pray for you.
>>698934934
Zatknites' vy otstalyy rogonosets.
>>698935010
Ty khoroshiy chelovek vniz vnutri Esdeath , tol'ko nemnogo pereputalis' , no eto ne vasha vina .
You're a good person down inside Esdeath, just a little messed up but it's not your fault.
>>698935220
Boy if you don't
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P5iSWG8RHAs
>>698935132
You love me and you know it baby. Those quints don't lie~
>>698935377
Nearly 2.
>best pumpkin chopping setup ever
>Rory-sama
>>698935260
thanks
>>698935280
im a pathetic fat fuck and he would fuck me up if i came over and i have no friends and to kill myself all that
>>698935377
Bunnies?
>>698935010
>>698935366
Walk around for two minutes, masturbate, drink some milk and then just lay down.
here
>>698935430
Holy shit can you seriously GO AWAY. I DON'T WANT YOU.
>>698934502
Haven't hear of him either. Badass image too
>Also are you sure you don't want a shipmate yet?
>>698935368
I'm an American, I'm free as can be.I just like to speak Russian.
>TFW I just realized will never talk to Eugene Stoner or Mikhail Kalashnikov
Just end it now fam
>>698935577
Move to Montana.
>>698935631
Also this.
>>698935220
YAASSS BITCH. Good song, saw it through let's plays, looks like a good game
>>698935260
Did ya know it has the same beat as the alphabet song? Try it if you haven't yet
>>698935300
Oh. Well, that's fine. How are you then hmm?
>>698935577
> to kill myself all that
well do your friend one last favour
>>698934787
>select few
I see how it is
:^)
I'm just bored and laying in my bed
>>698935132
Screencap everything and send it to me tbh
I want my daily dose of kek
>>698935371
I always wanted to enlist, but parents pressure me into at least giving college a shot
Thanks friend :)
>>698935377
I do it all the time, we can play ice hokey on the lake and shit :^)
>>698935368
Bad dude
>>698935371
Right? Do you think they have someone a substitute for an injured athlete?
>>698935525
Looks great
>>698935619
NO. NO BUNNIES
>
![Kirino [292].png](https://i.imgur.com/UWxNNze.jpg "Kirino [292].png")
>>698935422
I had to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YQy-PX019I
>>698935773
I'm pretty good. I got quints earlier
>>698935744
move to Montana?
>>698935787
Im close dont tempt me to noose up
>>698935135
>>698934952
U wot m90
>>698935643
Ay there.
>>698935422
>>698935220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ9WiXi0K7g
>>698935366
Masturbating gets me tired usually. Reading a book is good, staying away from electronics is also damn helpful.
>>698935886
Can we swim in the snow? :^)
>you know who
>>698935744
My condolences Galil. Maybe you can talk to Putin if it hits the fan. Maybe. I dunno
>>698934126
Well, I don't know either if something else happened since I didn't pay enough attention to their funposting.
>both are pretty cool people.
I haven't talked enough with Syndra, and I didn't quite know who Yume was until a few minutes ago.
I'll just take your word for it.
Is it safe to assume that you'll be posting again normally soon enough?
>>698935744
Are you talking shit on Montana now?
>>698935715
I'll be nice and release my marriage claim on you but you have to admit you love me unconditionally~
>>698935899
https://youtu.be/BpHSm0KcW7o
>>698935643
Privet samodovol'nyy Tomoko vzyskatel' anonimnymi.
You smug bastard.
>>698935368
Kinda, mainly because there's still stuff to be done with it. It's just I need it for work, so they're letting me use it while it's still incomplete.
Gotta bring back a jacket to my dad, and go get a proper light fixture for the tail light, as well as pick up $100 for the guy to order me the jetkit to complete the bikes repairs.
>>698935371
Shut what? Did I leave a door open?
>>698935377
I know Rory has one, Barry's getting one, Mizore want's one... how many do we need?
>>698935420
Thank you FoxGun.
>>698935886
How is it then? :^)
Mind if I join you~?
>>698935894
>
>>698935964
hey. not traveling anymore?
>>698935894
I heard bunnies
>>698935577
Ouch, i've heard those words a lot. don't let him get to you, this world wouldn't be better without you and if he's going to be like that try to find some new friends elsewhere.
>>698934502
>The knee slap segment
Can't go a video without laughing.
>>698934704
Let the designated tool be used for its platform, no need for the confusion.
What a shame~.
>>698934752
Heyo Trist, how are you?
>>698934787
Exactly! There's glory to be had.
>There's a certain song for each situation. Makes you go even faster!
>>698934802
One day, we'll get the mad gainz we need.
>>698935371
You know that's not what you want~. I'll stay up with you.
>>698935899
that was so perfect i shed a tear tbh
>>698935940
What is there to live for?
Your friend abandoned you, nobody likes you, you're fat and mentally ill.
And if that isn't enough, if your waifu was real she would hang out with the cool kids and make fun of you.
>>698935894
>bunnies?
>>698935371
Don't worry, it wasn't your fault. I've been having more and more happen as of recent, but its annoying the hell out of me.
>>698935377
>April.
Holy shit, now I know what you're talking about. For some reason, I couldn't remember that happening and I don't know why.
>I originally started lurking in March btw.
>>698935964
>>698935715
Read >>698934961.
MANDATORY claim
>>698936068
What?! NEVER!
>>698936147
I'll be out by morning.
>>698934961
I like ear nibbles too.
>>698935963
Why is she black?
you feel kinda familiar
>>698936040
I've been posting normally for the past 4 or 5 days and will probably continue to do so unless I have prior engagements or I die.
What have you been up to recently?
>>698935967
We can be winter Jesus and walk on it :^)
>new phone who dis?
>>698936145
You're becoming /waifu/ pimp number one!
Don't hug me I'm scared :^)
>>698936259
Exactly
Shimakaze cosplay confirm we're best friend now :^)
>>698936140
hello automatic Israeli rifle that is also a cat girl.
>>698936290
what
>>698936449
hello mavis
>>698936533
how much further you got to go?
They always have to kill the loli.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy4wRBmFI78
>>698936145
What's the proper amount of students needed to make a club like they do in anime?
NO BAD PLUSHIE
>>698936233
NOOOOOO
>>698936259
One day
ET TU, MAKI?!
>>698936290
NOT YOU TOO, M'SMUGGER
>>698936340
I came to thread in march
>>698936567
Really? O shit! :^)
>idk
>>698935722
Cow Chop is a group channel kinda like funhaus I guess is the best way to say it. Not just one guy but it's fun to watch haha.
>Pretty sure mang. Sorry to disappoint
>>698935744
Good to hear you're American then fam. When did you learn Russian?
>TFW I just found out who Eugene stoner is kek
>>698935894
ofuck what how could you let this happen Shinoa I blame you
>>698936145
At least you get your speedster bike to use even though it still has to be fixed haha. Doesn't sound like you've got too much to do but you can at least use the bike to run the errands right?
>>698936259
>1993 is pretty old
All the stupid shit they say is fucking great. Never been a video where I was bored haha
>>698936258
yeah i have a hard time finding friends who except me for me i mean i told waifu about myself and half the anons want me dead he was the one guy who tolerated me up until now that he thinks i stole from his sister
>>698936274
this is true
>>698936290
nice giantess
>>698936517
Then I guess we will be married forever~
Which personally I'm fine with but~
>>698936688
Oh ho ho, we've been at our destination for a while. I'm just saying that we're heading back tomorrow morning.
>>698936917
But what?
.GIFfany claimed
Off to sleep.
Have a good day everyone.
>>698935886
Ah well i hope it all goes well for you then love
>>698935894
No I doubt it honestly but im not entirely sure.
>>698936145
SHUT YOUR MOUTH DINGUS
>>698936259
That's better... hmmph.. now you have to actually do it too!
>>698936340
Still it sucks :/ i hope it gets better for you..
>>698935894
No bunnies.
>>698936823
I think i accidentally a thing.
>Bunnies everywhere
>>698936259
About to clock out. How's the week treating you?
>>698936692
Chenny Chen Chen. Here's a (you) I found near a dog by the park. Might have some fur in it
>>698936062
Nyet.Its an 8/10 state man.Beautiful and great gun laws.
>>698935940
Nobody there knows you, and they can probably use another unskilled worker.
>>698935995
Putin didn't do anything significant for firearms.Maybe Victor Kalashnikov, but he really only did the Bison which is more of an AK 74 conversion to take a cylindrical 9x18 magazine.
>>698936145
>Fox gun
No thank you, for not calling Galil a cat.
>>698936688
FUCKING TRIGGERED
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zk1mAd77Hr4
>>698936867
Don't actually know it I'm just translating it kek.Learning it soon from a friend though.Also you best not talk shit about Eugene Stoner motherfucker.
>>698937026
fuck off soos
>>698936867
Cow Chop is pretty cool, can't say I really frequent their videos though. Only person I'm watching daily is this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfNEUzqNiME
>>698937028
Warm, lengthy dreams of you and Kyouko have been wished upon you.
>>698936823
>Might as well join the bunny bandwagon
>>698937035
I hope I come back in one piece, lovely
can i have 2 waifus?
>>698936546
Me? Nah. First time back on this site in a while.
>>698936823
I was an actual bunny though. I have ine scarier pic on my phone that Im keeping because its almost fucking hypnotic.
>>698937028
Have a good sleep Kyouko
>>698937028
Night Kyouko
>Time for Saber bakes
>>698936867
Alright I'll check it out then. Very cute chibi too
>It's fine maybe one day
>>698936823
I got more
>>698937167
>>698936823
Bunnies??
>>698937167
I know you will..! You have to. I'm serious!
>>698936870
Maybe you need to look in the right place.
Perhaps there is a way to prove it? the girl you stalked got you a restraining order right? this may be a bad idea but what i would do is give him proof of that thing and show that it was not the sister
>>698937298
Here before I go.
>>698936554
Maybe I'm just really bad at lurking, because I haven't noticed it until now.
Let's hope nothing bad happens.
Not much, mainly just tons of paperwork and stuff. Uni isn't going too bad, so there's that.
Yourself?
>>698936259
Ya, although I don't think I'll be pushing myself too much faster till I've been riding this thing for a lot longer! It still feels really heavy, even when it's at speed.
>This coming days off, I'ma let them have it for those 2 days to install the jet kit. I'm giving my body a rest after this week.
>>698936567
>Implying pimp
>Cute Bote doesn't want a hug
Time to kms then, where's Syndra. I need bleach suggestions.
>>698936823
I think it's 5, plus an adviser.
>
>>698936867
Oh ya, but I'm limited to errands that can be fit into a backpack really.
And it doesn't sound like a lot till you realize how much riding is in between each place.
>>698937028
Night Kyokokoko.
>>698937035
But I'm not eating, why does it need to be shut?!
>>698937101
I've seen you say fox enough times to get the point!
>>698937006
oh my bad. did you at least enjoy your trip?
>>698937101
thats a big cat
>>698937437
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c81o5iUUmAQ
>>698937199
How long since then?
>>698936867
>blames the japanese smug
Aren't you supposed to represent you patriotic, bosomy, ship?
>>698937028
Night
>>698937035
Something tells me they dont
>>698937038
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>698937167
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>698937234
Not gonma lie. Didn't know you were rory til i saw filename
>>698937298
NO
BAD SABER DON'T MAKE ME USE A COMMAND SEAL
>>698937308
NO. NO BUNNIES
>>698937409
You or rory as the advisor
STOP
>>698937409
I spot a bunny Makoto, and I honor you with my own. Also have a devil if interested.
well im going to lie down and maybe sleep prob not i may be back got some serious thinking to do anyway im a sick man and even though you guys dont like me you are my only friends now remember that
>>698937393
well im going to g to his house tomorrow and finalize things we will see
>>698937437
Foxes are dogs not cats.
>>698937025
I'm going to bring up the marriage every chance I get~
Oh my look at the time. I guess you can't take my offer now. It's way too late my love. I must be off to bed my faithful wife. You are welcome to join me of course honey ~
Good night~
>>698937589
Too long.
>>698936823
Oh god, what have I done? Damn it, me, you shouldn't have posted that last bunnysuit...
>>698937038
No, it's my fault the bunnies are running rampant! I was the one who posted Laura in a bunnysuit in the last thread, so I'm to blame.
>>698936533
>Nibbles on your ear since Hanako is not wanting to join in.
>>698937035
Eh, it's not that big of a problem.
>Laura
>>698937687
Just make sure he doesn't kill you as he seems a bit unstable towards you.
