Videogame guessing thread Last one got 404
Give a very shitty and vague description of a game and other anons have to guess it. Ill start.(yes i copied the description)
>your a terrorist
>cyka blyat
>rush b
>silver 1
>>698932484
no shit sherlock
i'll try one
>pick your girl
>learn 2 chain combo
it's easy mode don't pick on me
>>698932596
pfft cmon OP, just you and me. i had to answer.
>>698932745
doa?
*I caught a Pidgy!*
>>698932839
nope, wrong genre. i actually don't know how many people know about this game. it must have been popular, though
>>698932814
the las thread was rlly good idk what happened
>>698932946
dragon quest
>>698933069
it's got time to pick up speed. don't sweat it, OP
>>698932315
Here's one:
>be 2.0
>you can 'OD'
>3.0 noobs fuck my dick
>builders club
>basically shit pay to play now
>walk half an hour
>haven't seen any enemies the entire time
>static MG rips your squad a new ass
>game over
>>698933236
roblox
> train crash
> cold place
> square robot
> find gun
> shoot shit up
> find more gun
> repeat
>>698933300
Arma 3?
>get cloned
>command one clone to kill the others
>fuck the clones
>>698933300
Triple trips with double 0's.
>>698933407
borderlands 2: epic memery edition
>>698933407
Borderlands 2
>>698933383
bingo, you get a cookie
Mostly empty world save for creatures that appear from the dark
Sword wielding mute elf saves world again
>>698933409
We have a winner.
>>698933475
Spot on
>>698933567
fuck i wanna know this one
>>698932315
>dress up nice
>dress like a clown
>be a nigger
>do nigger things like steal, shoot people, and run from the police
>you're friends with other niggers like you
>your only car is a van
>for some reason you're not dead/in federal prison
>you're on the show secret millionares
>>698933407
borderlands 2
>blood, blood blood. all they ever fucking talk about.
>drive tanks
>shoot at tanks
>get shot by artillery
>take massive damage from artillery
>suffer through the rest of the battle while driving at 3 KPH because all your shit is busted.
>>698933906
World of tanks?
>>698933837
Bloodborne?
>wake up in weird pod
>oh, wow, still gamebryo
>back to sleep, then.
>>698934057
You know it, anon.
>>698934012
Yep.
medium mode, cause i don't know how popular this game is
> bloodborne + link to the past = ???
Tell me which one in the series
>jump into whirl pool
>wake up
>meet old ladies
>kill few enemies with sword(s) or wizardry
>progress through game
>die
>progress a little
>die
>obtain new weapons and armor
>die
>>698934329
Dark souls 2 of course
Kill mother of girl swear to protect her daughter.
Ur bald.
Girl gets kidnapped and u kill some guys.
>>698934063
Fallout 4, obviously.
>Wake up
>Bitch tells you to fuck shit up
>Literally just kill everything without reason
>Spend hours upon hours grinding stuff for the pure fact to be able to do it for longer
>Watch a Dev stream where all you're really doing is checking out a few chicks
>Game updates
>Quit
>>698934405
Yep
> be brofessional sneaker
> sneak here
> sneak there
> sneak in open world.
> or you could just shoot them all with the help of plant companion
>>698934600
go itt, sir anon
>>698934063
Dat engine. Fallout 4. But... not gamebryo. It's creation.
>>698934602
Warframe
>one two punch the shit out of junkies
>>698934764
i thought that was just gamebryo with a different name
>>698934647
It must be some kind of first person shoeter, Air-Jordans if it's professional and involves some kind of grass.
>Wake up
>Your dad is gone
>You leave a hole
>You walk around a wasteland
>>698935107
Fallout 3
>>698935107
Fallout 3
>>698934233
alright, easier mode, same game
>dash, shoot, weirdly jab things into yourself
>get new guns
>neon as fuck
>>698935150
Right
>>698934536
Hitman Absolution
>>698935033
oh my god, you just made my day, anon. you get points even for incorrect answer
>>698935312
Yeah boi
>>698935193
farcry blood dragon
I was dropped out of a plane to find shit and kill people to be the last one standing
>receive phonecall telling you to kill dirty commie pinko gangsters
>animals and instincts or something
>cut some cyborgs up in slow motion goodness that no one who played the rest of the series likes
>>698934825
You know it. 5 Forma'd
Ember Prime,
Frost Prime,
Equinox,
Vaykor Hek
Vaykor Marelok
Nikana Prime/Fragor Prime
>Latest update.
Entire clan virtually quits (100+people)
Welp, might as well quit.
>>698935557
H1Z1?
>looked really good in e3 trailer
>Bassically gta but ur l33t Hax0r
>>698935540
nope, it came out after blood dragon
>>698935641
Hotline: Miami
>>698935662
Metal gear rising
>>698935733
ohh haha it's watch dogs
Time manipulating lynx
>You are a grandson of a guy
>You are the chosen one
>You are sent out to get something to give life to the wasteland
>>698935733
blind-cats
>>698935866
you know it, anon-shi
>>698935889
Fallout?
>>698935874
Yup
>>698932315
>Island
>Talk to faggots
>Bake food
>Talk to more faggots
>fastforward
>Sit at shop, complain about needing more currency
>Get someone to give currency/promptly ask for more
>fastforward
>Currency aquired, items acquired ready to go kill creatures for more currency
>die lose all currency
>repeat
Weird kid with 3d glass save baby dumb ass old people and cheerleader from zombies/alens and big huge baby
>>698935668
Nope
>>698936046
Runescape boi
start game
waste time with no life
get level 99
get cape
>JASON! JAAAASON! JAASjason!
>>698935976
Very close.
>>698936158
You win.
>play as underdog cuck
>the ghostbusters that ghostbusters couldn't be
>>698936226
Fucking Heavy Rain lmao
>at party
>Want to bang girl
>Things start getting weird
>Evil guy takes girl
>Mental exploration
>Puzzles
>Big plot twist at end
As many people might not have played it
>Free on Steam
>>698936090
Zombies ate my neighbors
>>698936226
>not using SHAUN! SHAAAUUN! as an explanation
>>698936373
correct
sorry if i get any of this wrong
>Get royally fucked up by huge red creature on a beach
>wake up
>portal spits out some douchebag
>go on your way, eventually fight creature
>everyone hates you now
>douchebag becomes you
>>698936180
runescape
>>698933567
Twilight Princess?
chubby round fucker eats everyone that just want to walk or fly
>You wake up in a underwater city
>Obey the voice in your head
>You die after saying the code phrase
>>698936393
Thought of it but that's spoilers for the end ;)
>More crabs than Bachelor: In Paradise
>Smells like fish
>Your baby turned into oil
>Flying aliens for some weird fucking reason
>At least you got bling and America loves you for killing zombies
>>698936260
Luigi's mansion
>>698932745
Skull girls?
>>698936539
bioshock 2
>>698935193
Hyperlight Drifter?
>zombie game
>"PILLS HERE"
>>698933710
Payday 2
>>698933710
Hotline Miami 2?
>>698933710
GTA?
>>698936620
ayyy someone finally got this one. yes, you are correct.
>Haltestelle sind Sie freundlich.
>sorry what
>ive got some beans
>shot to death
>>698936643
You are wrong, big daddy never said the code phrase after dying.
>>698936656
L4d or l4d2
>>698936520
How could I have been so blind?
>>698936645
fuck yes, anon
>>698936614
correct, round 2
>you cry pain
>satan takes an interest
>>698936657
Winrar!
>Wake up
>Consider existence
>Drink, Smoke, Eat
>On Computer
>?
>Do it all again.
>>698936752
Yes
>>698936735
oh wow, you're right. shit.
>>698936656
Left 4 dead 2
>>698936643
However so close you are.
>>698933710
Payday?
>>698936827
i wasn't prepared for these feels
>>698936827
Real life
>>698935557
BioShock?
>>698932315
Beta mall security gets fucked up and ends up with cool metal arms and a supposedly dead gf. Gets mad.
>suddenly you are 12
>running away from corrupt government
>all other humans are brainwashed
>a voice constantly rings in your head and pushes you forward
>"find the meatball"
>friends turned into statues
>gotta save'em
>bug companion changes color to let you know when you're gonna die
>beat up frog people and frog people accessories
>fuck the guys with eggs
You were played like a fiddle
>you are the champion this year
>go to demon realm
>grind exp for hours
>explore
>fight a lot
>lots of sexuals
>find friends, become demon
>go to mountain
>find creature, instant game over
>flash game
>>698936842
You know which one it is now?
>be badass cop who's seen some shit
>job takes you to some odd third world country
>guys who drive you there are complete dicks
>hope they get what's coming to them
>>698932315
Buy milk. Shoot everyone.
>>698937099
it's not the first one is it? sorry it's been a loooong time
>be child
>the devil tells you to kill your family
>you do it
>>698937018
inside
>>698937133
Hotline Miami 1
>>698937107
Max Payne 3?
>>698937018
Inside>>698937018
>>698936534
Kirby
>>698937187
Lucias
>>698937163
It takes place before the first one BioShock Infinite: Burial at Sea - Episode Two.
black man teach kid how to beat up adults and take the gold
>>698937107
re4 too ez
>>698936716
I was almost not going to reply because it was 30 mins old lol. I got you anon
>>698937133
Postal 2
>>698937233
Yep
>>698937222
no, it came out before then.
>fuck some girl
>become vampire
>sent out on quest to find dead vampire
>sex everywhere
>feed on hookers
>chunk
>>698936732
DayZ?
>>698936643
Infinite you dumbass
>>698937319
you know it
>You are late on the job
>Forced to push in a crystal
>Shit happens
>>698936732
>eat beans
>die
>don't eat beans
>die
>>698937326
haha well i'm glad you did
>>698937253
oh, well that would explain it. i only played vanilla infinite because i found it so boring
>>698937438
still never got that drink, did he?
HL
>Wake up in radioactive waste
>Looking for some dude
>Weird shit everywhere
>Everyone speaks russian
>>698933906
War thunder
>>698937606
Metro: 2033
>>698937606
STALKER series
>>698936227
Fallout 2?
>you are an insecure 14 year old
>you beat up other insecure 14 year olds
>private school is for faggots
9 enemies marching away
stealth kill
walk
stealth kill
walk
stealth kill
walk
stealth kill
walk
stealth kill
walk
stealth kill
walk
stealth kill
walk
stealth kill
execution
>>698937678
bully
>>698937676
>>698937601
Both of you are right
>>698937678
Bully by Rockstar Games
>>698937678
BULLY
>>698932315
>vague
>>698937649
Nope, but close
>>698937710
Skyrim
>in orange apparel
>is told of a pastry that's nonexistent
>existent
>>698937311
>black man teach kid how to beat up adults and take the gold
>>698937898
nope.
>>698936800
Devil may cry?
>>698937903
Portal
>>698937970
Damn
>>698937903
Portal
>>698937670
Winrar
>>698937999
Lolyes
>prequel
>interesting enough characters
>it's no use, they all die
>and just for an added fuck you, you die too
>they even tell you at the very beginning
>>698937068
Spyro
>>698937710
shadow of mordor?
>>698937948
Punchout.
>>698935557
It's online vs players
>>698938114
>it's no use
Sonic '06
>>698932315
>you get off on crush porn
>you like hallucinogens
>you like One Direction
>you're like Liam Neeson
>you're in a hostile environment like in the movie, The Hills Have Eyes
>>698938167
Yep.
>>698937097
Corruption of Champions
Kill aliens.
Piss off fellow humans.
Hunted by said humans.
>stack blocks
>disappear
>>698938197
hahaha, i didnt even think of that while writing. you win, but there's another answer.
>>698938168
correct
>>698938214
Catherine?
>>698938214
Hotline Miami?
>>698937068
Spyro??
>You are hired by a old man
>To fight over land
>>698938270
tetris.
>>698935664
lol rekt my clan got disbanded by an ebbin haxor a few months back so i just made a new one myself
>>698938232
the best game lol
>>698937068
SPYRO!!! Fuck those dirty laughing egg niggers
>You kill a lot of people
>game's name sounds like the title of a gay movie
>>698938214
Mario
>H. P. Lovecraft's wet dream
>>698938408
Hotline Miami
>>698938408
Hotline Miami..... Or the Ballad of Gay Tony
>hooby dowop?
>glarch
>people talk like this the entire game
>use robits
>shoot them aliens in the glowy bits
>1st game was good, 2nd was better, 3rd was shite.
>>698935889
Fallout 2
>>698936577
Death stranding?
>stay frosty, especially this year ;)
>>698938491
Sims
>>698938415
Kek yes
>>698938503
Dead Space?
>>698938503
uh, dead space?
>>698933423
Hitman?
>>698938327
Tf2
> caucasian battle coon
> R.Y.N.O.
>same name as shitty rapper
>may as well plunder
>>698938751
Damm well it took long.
>>698938789
Ratchet and Clank
>you are a robot?
>water
Here's a hard one.
>be a pony
>l33t haxor
>drive real fast
>fly off the road
>OFF COURSE
>RETIRED
>skydiving with friends
>end up on this strange fucking island
>crazy modern day pirates trying to kill us and shit
>end up killing them all, becoming a badass killer and also lose my sanity
>>698938662
I like the "one direction" clue
And those erotic goomba deaths
>>698938845
Bioshock 2
>>698938845
SOMA?
>Run down the street hitting random people with a baseball bat
>"Rude boy"
>Pick between cousin or some random bitch to die at end
>Stranded on a rooftop after a rescue helicopter is unable to save the group
>To survive, the group attempts to escape the city, or end up dead
>>698938878
Far Cry 3
>>698938878
Far Cry 3
>2 factions
>angry undead dude wakes up
>puts blue sword into ice
>fucks up the north pole
>>698938905
Yup
>>698938856
Pony Island durr.
>>698938949
Left 4 Dead 2
>>698938877
F-ZERO!
>>698938949
Left 4 Dead, Mercy campaign?
>>698938954
>>698938955
You got it
I miss that game
>>698939001
Yea
>>698938836
Mah ninja
>>698938977
WotLK
>>698938114
Halo reach around?
>wait 15 minutes
>???
>profit
>Race on tracks
>ABS on
>TCS on
>STM on
>still spin out
>Be shitty actor.
>Wind up fighting against an intergalactic emperor.
>Hot spec ops chick.
>You are sent to a camp for special kids
>Fucking gipsy
>>698938792
I can't wait for a thief's end
>>698939099
bullseye, anon
>fuck bitches
and a related game
>fuck bitches
>get money
Wake up, go outside, save a old bastard from his death, roam the land killing or capturing everything in your way, can't walk 5 steps without getting gangbanged by wild animals, then it ends
>kill demons
>kill more demons
>kill more and more demons
>never stop killing demons
>>698939089
yeH
>>698939120
dont do anything.
>>698939166
you got it mane
and same, havent got it yet
>>698939197
Doom
>>698939197
DmC?
>Bald drug addict beats up a bunch of shirtless gay men to save his adopted daughter from a stuttering disabled man in a bad halloween costume
>>698939182
fable
>>698939197
Doom
>>698939127
Forza or GT (Maybe even Assetto Corsa?)
>>698939197
Of course it's DooM
>>698939288
nope.
>>698939192
Pokemon, idk which one
>>698933300
czech'd
>broken client
>get tilted
>grind
>repeat
>>698939226
points for anon
>>698939135
Camping 1943 edition
>You run away from the most un-American thing ever
>Deep in the sticks
>You just have shit luck man
>Not a memorable story
>Fuck everything is on fire
>Your friend violently murders you
>Fin
>kill aliens
>piss off humans
>be hunted by said humans
>>698937628
Replace "artillery" with "1000 LB Bomb" and youre spot on.
>>698939312
Ding, it was forza
>>698939357
league of l0sers
>>698932315
>blue hair
>"You're a dragon, harry"
>buncha faggots follow you
>final boss is a little girl. literally.
>>698939197
demon's souls
>>698937376
is no one going to guess this?
>>698939410
Nope.jpeg
>Guy fucks you shit up
>You survive
>Wake up next to doctor twistedneck
>Need take a fucking gamble
>Go after dude with gamble currency
>It's hot as fuck, almost makes you wish for something
>Your adventure sure is a kick
>>698939446
Fire Emblem?
>Expand cities
>Barbniggers everywhere
>Gandhi nukes Beijing.
>>698939536
Fallout New Vegas
>>698937376
Vampire masquerade or whatever /x/ is all wet about. That one.
>>698939032
ALL RIGHT 1ST PLACE!
>>698939536
Fallout new vegas
>>698939536
Fo:NV
>>698939558
HAHA Civ my boi.
>>698939446
That image kek
>>698939436
POINTS!
>>698939558
Civ
>>698939259
You were the first one to get it, but well done everyone else
>Fighting game based on everyone's favorite rap group, complete with grim fatalities
>the horror...the horror...
>wait a minute patrick...i'm the maniac!
>>698939638
Hello kitty's island adventure?
>No one every gets this one.
>Be shitty actor.
>Have to fight intergalactic emperor.
>Hot spec ops chick.
>>698939579
took long enough.
>Survive plane crash
>Have to find son
>Son isn't even in the fucking game yet
>>698939638
Def Jam
>>698939545
Wrong.
This game is probably older than you are.
>>698939558
Civ 5
>>698939747
The forest
>>698939638
There is a rap group called Mortal Kombat?
Use the your skill at bejeweled to fuck bitches.
>>698939747
the forest or whatever it's called
>>698939747
The forest.
>>698939636
Well I played it alot back when it came out so of course.
>>698939790
HuniePop
>>698939536
that ain't a kick in the head though lol
>jump on trucks
>why would anyone buy this
>>698939770
I'm 21 does that still apply?
>>698939747
pokemon go
>>698939856
yea
>>698939892
ClusterTruck
>>698939923
Bingo.
>loses daughter
>does odd jobs for literal pennies
>gambles pennies on hands of cards
>amasses pennies for better gear
>saves the world
>>698939894
yep.
>kill some demons
>fuck, johnny young bosch is annoying sometimes
>>698936324
only if
>>698938513
Ye nigguh
>>698939007
Yea
>>698940015
Damn I got nothing then.
>Legend of Zelda: Egypt Edition
>>698939994
pokemon go?
>>698940119
nah
>>698938694
>>698938711
nope.
>Bright orange blood
>>698940103
I don't think anyone here will.
Damn shame. Good game.
>>698939446
Dragon Quest?
>No one every gets this one, come on bois.
>Be shitty actor.
>Have to fight intergalactic emperor.
>Hot spec ops chick.
>>698936577
Funky fetus
>>698940218
POKEMON GO!
>>698936447
Super Mario sunshine?
>>698940210
Nope.
>>698940115
Prince of persia :^)
>>698940038
I am glad I decapitated this fucker like 7 times
>>698940218
saints row 4?
>8 playable characters
>Troggs rule!
>Gruaaaah
>It's getting hot in here
>Need a light?
>>698940115
Prince of Persia
>>698940270
NO KYS!
>>698940325
Nope
>>698940195
Lost planet
>Click circles to rythem
>RSI
>>698940339
Nope.
>Kill homoerotic vampire
>A guy tries to make vampire even more OP
>A whole fucking family fights in a fabulous manner
>Vampire gets revived even more OP
>You fuck his shit up
>He just had to piss you off, didn't he?
>>698940218
fuck i wanna know this one
>>698940352
Nope
>You are visible, but you are invisible to people
>Always in the dark
>You used to be the king of silence and transparency
>Now they turned you into an action character
>They changed your face
>Your game became a shitty game
>>698940218
Duke Nukem? Not sure duke acts.
>>698940412
osuuuuuuuuu
>>698940412
Osu
>>698940438
It is actually a very famous franchise if that helps.
>>698940452
mgsv?
>>698940310
no, this came out in 2012
>you gain brouzouf
>you gain brouzouf
>my leg is OK
>>698940416
Super punch out
>>698939134
Mortal Combat the 2nd newest one I don't remember what it's called
>>698940459
No not Duke. It is a famous franchise though.
>>698940452
Thief
>>698940496
it's not saints row is it?
>>698940478
Hell yeh
>>698940551
FUCKING FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT THANK YOU!
>>698940412
Osu!
>play 1 hour of campaign missions with background story that can only be viewed elsewhere
>Leveling up depends on how spiffy your tights are
> Recycled enemies from devs previous shillfest.
>But hey it lets consoles think they have a worthwhile mmo
>>698940502
>>698940578
Almost there
>>698940591
nope it mortal kombat
>>698940452
Ms. Pac-Man
>>698940544
E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy
>>698940616
the description is about another game but yeah, MGSV and thief are pretty much the same.
>skydive gone wrong
>get mugged
>get sick
>get saved
>everyone's sick
>get medicine
>nightime is bad
>>698939134
Shinnok is intergalactic?
>prisoner
>start character creation
>useless, you always end up looking like a plastic doll
>Ohshitniggermyphone.jpg
>In the middle of the Nevada Desert
>I don't like the way the doctor touches me
>Why are the police being niggers and stealing my shit?
>Lol I'm a giraffe
>Can't go 3 steps without falling
>Terrible, just absolutely terrible
>Holes in the sky.
>Prisoner made God.
>Fuck bitches, or get the Horn.
>>698940621
Destiny?
>>698940668
ooohh ok
>>698940814
oblivion
>useless npc
>find shit to kill shit
>kill boss to beat the game
>2d (im assuming this will give it away)
>>698940814
Saints Row 2
>Call of duty: Gundam Edition
>>698940829
harambe the interactive story game
>>698940849
ayy that wasnt long at all
>>698940814
Oblivion
>>698940843
Bingo
>You play as rats
>You're bad
>>698940898
Skyrim?
>>698938424
reetus fetus norman funky
>>698940921
good cats?
>>698940888
haha this one too actually
>>698940898
Armored Core
>>698938424
Call of c'thutlu
>>698940898
Titanfall
>>698940616
>>698940720
oops, wrong reply
>>698940928
Nope
