Rekt Thread No.2
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Rekt Thread No.2
>>698924900
That was actually very satisfying
>>698924900
will there be tacos?
>>698925659
>gay filename
>>698925715
Taco Bell, sure
>>698925715
Go to bed already.
>>698925919
that's disgusting. maybe i'll go get one.
>>698925926
i just want some tacos, anon. soooo hungry
>>698926763
if you want to be a faggot, then post gore.
>>698926496
Is there a story behind this one?
>>698926763
Obviously not that hungry when you keep posting here.
>>698927049
i have tortillas, cheese, avocado, mushrooms, and spam. guess i'm making gore tacos. wish me luck.
>>698927250
Holy shit
>>698927250
How many idiots are in there?
>>698927350
You still sound gay. You should go to bed to sleep it off.
>>698927250
Left foot blue.
>>698927730
sorry anon, i don't have much so yeah, i make what i can.
>>698926775
Fucking niggers.....that's why you get killed.
>>698926496
:-(
>>698925713
Brutal
>>698928155
Still, go to bed.
>>698927578
kek, y though
>>698928176
One more reason to fucking hate niggers. And my baby sister is black. Difference in being black and being a nigger.
>>698928176
this is fucked up.
>>698927578
wat... why in the chair..
The angle makes it seem like she hits the ground, but I think it's just poor video quality - guess she went into the void as intended
>>698925713
Honestly one of the worst.
>>698928655
there really isn't but go ahead and play semantics
you nigger lover
>>698928176
she really grabs that baby like you would expect an prime-ape to. Its like when the stupid kid fell in the ape pen! The same grab and drag movements!
>>698925343
Is that actually pizza or his leg sliced open? Looks like it could adipose tissue and blood or literally pizza.
>>698927578
MY LEGS!!! I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!!!!
>>698928841
Black people do something with themselves. Get a job and be a functioning member of humanity. Niggers live on welfare, munch of KFC and do fucked up shit that shouldnt be done (blm is a prime example of niggers.)
>>698925659
story?
Makes a rekt thread... Post a gore image
>>698928928
it's actually child porn.
>>698925841
REEEEEE I FUCKING HATE COP KILLERS
protip; don't ever make spam tacos.
>>698925713
Wow
What brand cutters are those?
>>698927578
Dumb ass fucking losers can't see its bungy jumping
>>698929123
fuck you
>>698929123
Damn... I can't believe it caught the whole fall, he had like 6 minutes to know he was gonna die the whole time...
>>698929123
holyyyy fuck!
>>698928928
Had to double check, but seeing how his shorts are ripped, I think it's his leg...
>>698929410
what the fuck did he think was gonna happen?
>>698929410
shit man
>>698928928
Its the fat underneath his skin. Horn probably split it right open.
>>698927250
I'm not gonna make dinner honey...yeah...yeah..yup...look, I'm sorry baby, but I'm really wrapped up in things here at work...yeah...okay...I love you too.
>>698925841
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK THESE FUCKING LOWLIFE COP KILLING SCUMBAGS.
>>698926637
why does this site hate fast food?
It's a trend Ive seen for awhile now.
>>698929619
Kys
>>698929416
I think the horn got under the fat layer, but not the muscle layer.
>>698928928
I literally thought it was pizza and kept scrolling
>>698929748
Huh, glad to see we share the same opinion.
>>698924900
wtf even happened? someone get some sharpnel in their eye?
>>698925841
>>698929748
An armed society is a safe society
>>698929806
BLM! BLM!
Oh, its a black cop... Move along, nothing to riot about here
>>698929357
kek, you ass faggot
>>698928176
what is going on here exactly?
>>698925713
>>698929238
Pig fucker
>>698929847
story?
>>698927221
This guy was driving down the street when a guy with a stroller crossed when they shouldn't have. The car thought he was going to hit them and swerved right but mistimed it and round up hitting them
>>698930179
>faggot asks for sauce
>>698925841
Fuckin pigs, fuckin pigs.
We're against the fuckin pigs.
Stab em with some dirty rigs,
Buried under dirt and twigs.
God, I hate that gang of fuckin pigs.
>>698929766
People love fast casual but hate fast traditional. Fucking weird.
>>698929313
where's da rope tho
>>698929123
i gotta give you props, this is a really good loop
>>698930072
Filthy niggers acting like animals obviously
>>698930113
i've seen that video.
>>698926775
Filthy fucking mongoloids. To think that they think their lives matter.
>>698930243
just wanna know why theyre hitting the chick on the bench. fuck you anon.
>>698930246
wew
what is that some nigger music or something?
>>698929638
WAS SHE SERIOUSLY TEXTING ON A MOPED? WHAT!
>>698930607
l2google
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTBAbRXLlTo
>>698930246
Ey crustie!
>>698930490
Technically they are Negroids. What kind of groid you are is determined by your skull shape.
>>698929766
i hate it when people hate on tacobell. i worked there once, made my money, made free food, had a good time. but people here like to bitch about nothing so yeah. but i wanted to see tacoman show up tonight, where is tacoman?
>>698925713
>>698927250
>I can't make heads or tails of it...
>>698930746
>implying im going to listen to some big lipped nigger bitch about how the police give him trouble for committing crimes
lmao, im not human filth sorry
>>698930710
You don't really need to pay attention to where you are going when you use a moped.
>>698930413
Second amendment affirmation here
What makes some rekts more funny than others?
>>698931067
Sad how they're not even on a motorcycle, the motorcycle blows right by him and misses the car, but he wasn't even looking kek
>>698930179
OK so this one time, when I was 17, my father bought a new TV. It was a present for my birthday. He went through the trouble of going all the way to Best Buy and bringing the thing home by himself, and it looked pretty heavy. My mother also bought me four guinea pigs because I had been talking about them for the past year. So we set up the guinea pig cage and almost the very second it was done and the guinea pigs were happy, my father burst through the door with this giant TV, panting and sweating like crazy. When I asked if he wanted help, he replied, "No, sit down! It's your birthday, I got this." So, by himself, he walked backwards with the TV and was getting ready to put it on a table when he tripped and fell on his back, shattering his left elbow and the TV, and squashing two of the guinea pigs in the process. It was one of the worst birthdays of my life, having to take my dad to the hospital after throwing out two dead guinea pigs and a broken TV.
That's the first story that comes to mind.
>>698929638
>16
Kek
>>698931283
>>698929002
*Niggers.
>>698929949
Saitama?
>>698929313
U r wrong see her hit the ground
>>698931398
>That's not pasta
>>698931485
seriously. there should be a rekt nigger thread. wish i had stuff to contriboot.
>>698931398
what the fuck
>>698926496
The dad is a fucking idiot for speeding up when he saw the guy coming
>>698931398
>>698931597
kek
>>698929416
Holy hell, adrenaline is one hell of a drug.
>>698930246
fuck off nigger
>>698931485
yes, like i said
all blacks (also known as niggers) are scum
>>698931437
run, ya lil bich
>>698931398
KEK
>da cops is oppressin us n sheit!
>>698929847
that is so mean.
>>698932036
Dude had the whole fucking ocean to himsefl and he gets rekt by a propeller
>>698930836
Good to see the new cybernetic police program is off to a good start.
>>698925713
damn
>>698931398
7.5/10
The narrative was a bit disjointed, jumping back and forth from the dad with the TV to the mother with the guinea pigs, but the surprising turn of events coupled with the sudden change of tone made up for that.
>>698932036
As a diver, that's one of my biggest fears. Especially with all the fucking drunk tourists jet-skiing over the dive sites
>>698930191
Why the fuck do they always have a waterbotitle of gasoline on hand? Fucking niggers
>>698932068
Nigga dead
>>698930836
h-hes fast!
>>698928305
Couldn't manage to save any face with that one
*ba dum tiss*
>>698932376
Nigger goliath was a homeless man :( . The shitskins wanted to provoke homelessbro.
>>698926496
"TO BE CONTINUE"
>>698929748
hate anti cop media
these fucks deserve to be hung bye their testies
>>698932481
siphoning it from the chinks hard at work trying to actually make something of their shit country
>>698931862
Her hair on the floor says 911
>>698926496
If you see a car coming you back up, not go faster. Or better yet, if you have a fucking child with you, cross it properly!
>>698932581
It does fit the theme very well
>>698931740
Allow me to remove this blockade for you, good sir.
Remember to do leg day, guys.
>>698931437
when you reach a new lvl in middle of the figth so you can equip a new item
>>698932935
uhhhh wut happen?
>>698932728
>It will take generations to put things right.
Sadly it will never happen
>>698932728
What is this from? of course, it looks like a documentary.
>>698932068
Damn niggers are fucking stupid. Fuck niggers.
>>698933168
>>698932964
Leg day happened.
>>698933143
this happens when you're not conditioned for working out or sports.
>>698932728
I'd like to see the whole video of this. Niggers getting put in their place by tiny asian men is my fetish
>>698933174
empire of dust
>>698931445
Based 2nd ammendment display.
>>698932068
if you pretend like you have a gun when a cop has his weapon drawn at you, you deserve to get your ass shot. fucking dumb ass niggers, i swear to god.
you don't see white people doing this shit.
>>698933174
it's on youtube, empire of niggers. wait no. empire of dust.
>>698932068
The thing is these Niggers in blm don't think he was asking for it. I mean pretend to pull a gun on a cop you might get shot, that's life and I'm OK with that as I'm not stupid enough to do that.
>>698933343
Thank anon. I know I can always count on you guys to save the day.
>>698933212
kek'd
>>698924900
Jesus ouch
>>698933478
holy shit lol. "uhm.. he wanted me to check his prostate with uh.. with my dick."
>>698933478
>that look on his face
hue hue
theres an even better one of these where a negro gets busted by his homies getting jerked off by a dude in a public restroom and beats the piss out of him to save face
>>698926496
The driver speeds up too though. Check the bottom and you'll see he accelerated. Both morons
>>698925713
Way worse with sound couldn't get it out of my head for days
>>698926496
Deserved.
fuck man, i'm actually enyoying this bread
my sickness is going too far
>>698924900
eye surgery?
>>698925841
makes me wish cops had some sorta automated .50cal turret on their car
WARNING
not for people with weak stomachs
>>698926345
Lol it hits the little lad as well
What a terrible mudda
>>698933835
Do you have it, sounds funny
>>698924900
Feels like he's getting unreked.
>>698929277
Man, old racing was fucking awesome.
>>698933892
AH UH GARGLE SPANISH
>>698934093
nah i wish
thread 404'd before i saved it
>>698930225
The guy in the stroller sped up like a fucking idiot and that's why it got hit
>>698933143
He's putting so much pressure on his abdomen, and as a result of not conditioning his stomach, the esophageal sphincter can't hold back the pressure his abs are exerting on the stomach, hence the spew.
>>698929165
Holy fuck
>>698932481
to burn other niggers
idiot
>>698927786
TOP KEK
>>698928305
Fuck I hate the human race just stood there recording and taking pictures instead of trying to help. Why do it?
>>698932068
lol, pretending you are pulling a gun from your waistband while a cop has his gun pointed at you. and you do it all quick draw style. what the fuck do you think is going to happen you stupid nigger. the nogs seriously act like this iznt the kids fault.
>>698929165
Jesus Hawaiian shirt bro going at it
>>698925557
>>698925557
RIGHT!
>>698931012
Underrated comment
>>698931300
The amount whoever gets wreckt deserves it and the amount of reckt that is dealt to them
>>698933997
>>698932906
Horses are assholes
>>698932481
also why are the accused always, always completely naked
>>698933143
he is barf (slang for throw up)
>>698925240
thank god he was wearing that bomb suit
>>698930101
Noggers
>>698935255
welp, looks like im done going to regal
>>698935255
I dont get it
>>698931862
THAT FUCKING FILENAME
>>698932817
kek i noticed that as well
>>698935509
Fuck you you're retarded and love sucking huge furry boners
>>698935509
>white blak black
>>698933252
dumb bitch locked dem legs out
>>698933444
white people categorize it as suicide by cop. blm calls it racism
>>698932964
Underrated
>>698935255
Is that a hot dog in the pamphlets?
>>698925659
Good luck with that laddie!
>>698932068
>Pretends to pull a gun on a cop
>Gets shot
WOW THE POLICE ARE SO RACIST HE DINDU NUTHIN
>>698934981
I don't know. I laugh more when it happens to random people in really over the top ways. Like if a random guy gets hit by a crashing helicopter or something.
>>698926637
It sucks, It was the most half ass creation ever. the tortilla doesn't even cover the entire thing.
>>698929980
wew lol
every. time.
>>698928928
thats fucking pizza, dumb shits
>>698929279
And that bitch was thick too, damn.
>>698928176
The baby monkeys daddy films the entire event.
>TFW when elevator tries to eat you.
>>698936952
You can actually see the elevator continuing to crush him if you skip forward.
>>698926775
Hope he got his fucking ass capped by the popo for being a filthy piece of nigger trash
>>698932935
tiresome
>>698933997
I swear to god I'd fuckin throw that chink that fell into that fucking gators mouth
>>698925240
Tis but a flesh wound.
>>698937777
Nice quads.
>>698929165
Wow... fatty can fight
>>698937943
Thanks man.
>>698938174
What in the Jesus FUCK did I just watch?
>>698938174
tfw_mastered_pain.webm
>>698938174
FUCKING NIGGERS. WHY DO THEY ALWAYS DO CRAZY FUCKING SHIT
>>698938363
Circumcision, son.
>>698938481
Niggercision you mean
>>698927250
He later died of eternal bleeding
>>698927786
MY SIDES
>>698928921
>>698938174
>>698938481
thats not how you do it son
they just sheared off 50% of the skin on his dick
>>698928176
Gonna listen to some moonan now
>>698927250
A daily reminder to not have loose clothing, Long hair or be a fucking retard near spinning machines
>>698933384
White people do this too. A little too frequently where I'm from. Chimps just get all the credit and fame.
>>698936246
>DINDU NUTHIN
I used that in a comment in an AOL chat room and got banned.
>>698938174
Okay. You win.
>>698938174
white people do this kind of shit but wont eat gluten.
wait what
>>698927560
There's eight limbs in total, so 2 guys. I bet one fell in and the other tried to save him, or got dragged in.
>>698936638
I agree that's funny too, I just love that karma bitch feeling or if someone gets annihilated because they being fucking dumb
>>698936647
well probably much better than the spam tacos i made tonight, so there's that.
>>698934679
The guy's fucking face is falling off man, what the fuck can you do?
>>698934735
How many times have we seen that in movies when the antagonist is trying to get killed??
you have to be really dumb to dick around someone with a gun and a license to kill
>>698933478
THERES ANOTHER ONE WHERES THE ONE WHERE THEYRE ABOUT TO FUCK AND THEY GET CAUGHT!
>>698930246
CRACK ROCK CITY
>>698939642
No respect for police officers. The nigger culture promotes it in every way possible. So you get fucking idiots like that who decide to fuck around with a cop and get shot because they decided to make a gun like figure with their hands rather than cooperate with the officer.
Lmao.
can someone post the 360 rock throw gif?
>>698940225
And then the SJW media promotes them as a martyr.
@No.698940401 GO back to 9gag faggot
>>698938379
circumcision isnt crazy.
>>698925919
I wish I lived in America
>>698940518
kek
>>698940510
lmao, was this recent?
>>698938379
You merricans do it as well.
>>698940518
LOL newfag spoted
>>698938135
Source please
>>698940518
summerfag go
>>698940510
gawd damnit Fox, no one will ever fucking respect you
>>698928176
And my nigga Harambe got shot...
>>698938900
I thought they put another circumcised dick on his face but it was just a thumb.
>>698929277
LeMans, Mercedes didn't come back for like 10 years after this.
>>698925240
That feel bomb suit does jack shit
>>698924900
What was that
>>698940518
>@No.698940401 GO back to 9gag faggot
>>698940449
I was just reaching for my wallet to get my ID even though I'm a repeat offender known to be armed who just previously threatened a homeless man with my gun, oh please, please don't shoot me Mr. Police Brutality!
>>698929277
>the D-Type slowly drove away
>>698926496
its ok no one dies http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3177284/Three-year-old-boy-holding-pushchair-catapulted-30ft-air-hit-speeding-car-Russia-smashed-twin-brother-sister.html
>>698924900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqofMdofZKE
>>698925659
What is this?
>>698940518
gtfo newfag
>>698940748
/g/ obviously made it.
>>698940819
this is a new level of horrifying. it looks like a hoof thats been...mutilated. omfg
>>698940869
what??? Why????
>>698925713
Fucking watermark ruined the shit.
Still fucking savage
>>698928538
when your gf has her ovulation and she is waiting for you at home.
>>698930191
I hate Detroit
>>698941101
>>698928479
>dat file name
Superlurk here, this is a good rekt thread. Redemption/10 anons.
>>698941262
>>698925841
Fucking criminal cunts.
>>698929053
fuck off nog lover. there is no such thing. wish that may may would die
>>698928651
Kek
>>698925919
And I came.
Good thread.
>>698941359
did you just namefag yourself?
>>698941363
>>698941386
This shit is ruining my rekt experience. Can't we all just agree we want to see people get destroyed, regardless of race?
>>698926345
Honestly this one never gets old.
Gas the niggers
>>698941465
vicariously I, live while the whole world dies, much better you than I
>>698928479
Some bitch was already told once!
>>698941465
Just ignore the text. You're here for rekt, not to read.
>>698941359
You deserve the gas chamber>>698941465
Also niggers are the scum of the earth
>>698929926
same here. then I craved pizza.
>>698925919
Bite into these and all you taste is taco shells and Chipotle sauce. Fucking rip off, like most of the sht they have
>>698929949
damn, did he actually die?
>>698940949
> survived
Seriously, the human body is an interesting thing.
>>698941599
>vicariously I, live while the whole world dies, much better you than I
Easy there, Maynard.
>>698926496
Glad they lived but holy shit.. best superman reenactment ever.
>>698939634
THIS!!
>>698940549
Good goy
>>698933384
Exactly. Making an advance on a cop and giving the illusion that you have a gun literally warrants being shot. Fucking apes never learn.
>>698941897
WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY
>>698929738
Kek
Underrated post
>>698941951
boooooooo bmo that was weak
>>698934577
fuck off with the dubs, go back to 9faggot with that shit meme
>>698938656
Look guise.
Dr. House
>>698929002
niggers killing niggers, nothing wrong with that
