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>your CP stash is found
>you are sent to prison
>these fellas wait to greet you
>head spic says to you: Wassup cracka?

What do you do/say at this point?
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Find the biggest, meanest one and become his bitch so that I'm protected from the others.
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>>698919609
>Wassup cracka
My dick. Who's first?
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Do spics even say cracka? Is that even a thing?
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What's up.

Proceed to take as ass beating and probably get killed because they hate chomos
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Build that wall!
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>>698919898
Middle one goes first and holds you down while the others take turns shanking you
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>>698919870

You would willingly give your boipucci to a spic?
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>>698919908
Gringo
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We're gonna build a wall, and you're gonna pay for it!
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Join the Aryan brotherhood.
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>>698920096
Um, it's not like there's any other choice.
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>>698920238

>sorry guys, would you mind holding off on shanking me, I need to make some connections for my protection
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>>698920096
Who said I'd be on the bottom? Gon breed me some cholos boiii
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>>698920272

Fight? at least if they know you'll fight every time you're not going to get it as often as an easier target. Otherwise your hole will literally get destroyed, it is not built for that.
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>>698920238
People who abuse kids are hated universally. There's a chance AB wouldn't extend their protection to you anyway.
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>>698919609
They put pedos in protective custody faggot
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>>698920096
Your options are:
1. Willingly give up your boipucci
2. Resist, get your ass beaten to within an inch of your life, get your boipucci fucked anyways

At least if I don't resist and I suck cock good from the start they might not knock out my teeth in order to make my mouth a pussy as well.
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>>698920377
>hole destroyed
vs
>broken and bloody
>missing most teeth
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>>698920576

Not anymore, in most CA jails it is only serious child sex offenders (rapists/murderers) who go PC, regular child porn and molestation go to gen pop unless prisons are satisfied a greater risk exists (kek, they wont because its too expensive to build more PC)
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>>698920090
At least i wouldn't get raped then. I mean they could rape my corpse but, dead, so wouldn't give a fuck
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Doubt if spics say cracka but a spook might
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Sur13
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Bitch ima spick too who the fuck you calling cracker pale ass bich
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>>698919609
"Hi."
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>>698920633

Hm, salient point, phambly. What happens if you call out to a guard or report that someone raped you?
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>>698919609
"It's me, Goku"
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>>698919609
They all look threatening, but I bet you they all regret commiting crimes and getting locked up.
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Look around to see who he's calling cracka and laugh if I don't see anyone.

>well, thanks I guess. When does my initiation start?

Only time when being a spick pays off. I guess doing time in the slammer is gonna be alright.
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The fact that ive been to jail and know people makes me not a prime target my dude. We will see whos laughing when the shank tears his throat the fuck out. Ill gladly suck the blood out of jugular idc. Drank a vial of my own blood shit taste damn good.
>inb4 edgy
Nah. Nah. Its all good in the world of schizophrenia and cannibalism, atleast jayjay says so
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>>698920920
You best believe that's a rapin'
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>>698919609
I'd say "I didn't realize I was being sent to a women's prison"
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>>698921011
>you look kinda sexy maybe we should take turns fucking you
What do you say then?
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>>698919609
God I know this isn't part of the thread, but can't we just kill those ugly mother fuckers. Like just gas the jail... They'd die in their sleep, it'd be humane.

Also that 75k a year on each of those retards could go to roads and stuff.
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>>698919609
You got some nice ink. Know where I can find the artist?
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>>698920377
Good thing I've been stretching my ass with dragon dildos for a few years now. Even the most well hung guy there wouldn't be a challenge for me to take balls deep.
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>>698920377
>Otherwise your hole will literally get destroyed
Clearly you have no idea what kind of anal toys I use on a regular basis.
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>>698921141
They would respect you because you have balls of adamantium.
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>>698921250

What if they fuck you with a shank instead or knock your teeth out to make your mouth a tight pussy?
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Ask myself how they failed to house me in a SHU or PC yard.
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>>698921203
This, they should just accidentally havea horrible carbon monoxide incident at the prison every year. Those darn chimneys for the furnace clogged again. Whoops
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>>698921370

>selling addy armor, 5k!
>money first
>log out.
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>>698919609
pretend to be geroge lopez. not just his accent or his comedy, but the actual man.
>i am george lopez
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What's the difference between prison niggers and prison spics?
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>>698921424
>Promote murder of criminals
>Be outraged about over reaching law enforcement

choose one.
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>>698919609
Spics don't say cracka retard
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>>698921382

>CO, CO, YO GUARD I HAD CHILD PORN, SHOULDN'T I BE IN PC??

Let me know how it goes for you.
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>>698921203
Hmmm if this happened on "accident" and only to life with out parole inmates or death-row, I wouldn't give a care.

I still think we should make them fight to the death in a tournament for entertainment value that gives the winner freedom.
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>>698921183

I'd say "only if we all take turns together esse"
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>>698921183
Instantly blush and reply

>Thanks again sexy, just don't cum in my mouth.

If it came to a choice of sucking dick and getting anally raped and beaten, I'd become more talented than OP. A combination of being a bitch, taking an initiation in the spick club and fighting my way up, then turning the newest guy coming in to my bitch. So sucking dick wouldn't be a permanent position.
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>>698921616
I believe there are more prison spics than niggers.
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>>698919609
>spics
>cracka
wassup gringo
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>>698921623
>Promote murder of criminals who did murders
Save 75k/y on each one
>Be outraged over over reaching law enforcement
Like this isn't already an issue
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>>698919609
Want me to teach you to read?
>write 2 letters per week to state congress until they agree to fund my prison library project
>find the black guy with the pleasant voice who can get you anything you need
>buy small rock hammer and pin-up girl poster
>spend years digging a tunnel out of my cell while these fools scratch their heads over Ayn Rand
>????
>profit
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>>698921796

Imagine if you worked your way to such a position that you could be there when a qt white twink lad coming in for the first time gets to be your celly and you make him your prison wife

Potentially even taking his anal virginity

Wouldn't that be a good thing?
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>>698921370
I'd hope so. But if any of them starts to act aggressively I'd attack first, put everything into fucking up as many of them as possible. If I show them that I am completely willing to die but it's going to cost them dearly, they might decide it's not worth it
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>>698919609
Yolo cholos! I brought vaseline!
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>>698921103
Please stop, you're too spooky.
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>>698921705
>make them fight to the death in a tournament for entertainment value
THIS!!!
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>>698922016
Who?
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>>698921623
Cops are killing unconvicted criminals. The people in prison stood trial and are convicted. Fuck em.

Especially people in super max security. Those aren't people doing time for selling weed or tax evasion. They are pretty much all murderers and rapists.
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>>698919609
Sup beaner?
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>>698919609
Note: Head Spic. Gain his trust. Become one with the spics. Then take over the spic empire and make your own.
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>>698921103
You could turn that edge into a nice razor and shave your neck beard
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>>698919609
Im gay, so let it begin!
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>>698921957
Well, it's a lot better than fapping, so sure. I guess forcing whitey to be my bitch would pass the time and prove to others that I have a position of power.
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Which one of you ladies is gonna make my bed?

Then throw your newly-acquired bedding at the feet of the gang.

They will respect my dominance and assertiveness.
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>>698922355

Is it gay if you fuck another man in the ass in such a situation? and let him suck you off?
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>>698919609
uve clearly never been to jail. unless u r famous they wont kno wat u r in for unless u say. ive had people refuse to tell me and id guess that thats wat they were there for but jus didnt ask any further
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>>698922304
Gay or not, you don't want herpes up your ass. It's not a pretty feeling. Now that I'd know what that's like.

>protip: it burns worse than hemorrhoids
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>>698920096
its called an ass
retard
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>>698922279
Neck beard. Hmm
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>>698922125
Right? It would promote capital and get rid of unwanted taxes that go towards keeping the faggots alive to rot.

Put a gopro on every inmate and live stream it!
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>>698919609
boi if im not in PC, the only way is to find El cacique and become his bitch. would still get spanked 24hours but still if you got caught for this is not like you have any better options except suicide
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>spicks
"Odele vato"

>me

"Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen!
SA marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.

Die Straße frei den braunen Batallionen.
Die Straße frei dem Sturmabteilungsmann!
Es schau'n aufs Hakenkreuz voll Hoffnung schon Millionen.
Der Tag für Freiheit und für Brot bricht an!
Es schau'n aufs Hakenkreuz voll Hoffnung schon Millionen.
Der Tag für Freiheit und für Brot bricht an!

Zum letzten Mal wird Sturmalarm geblasen!
Zum Kampfe steh'n wir alle schon bereit!
Schon flattern Hitlerfahnen über allen Straßen.
Die Knechtschaft dauert nur noch kurze Zeit!
Schon flattern Hitlerfahnen über allen Straßen.
Die Knechtschaft dauert nur noch kurze Zeit!

Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen!
SA marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit."
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>>698922511
hrmmmm I'd watch it......
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>>698921183
I'd make like I'm about to go down on him, and then crush his balls, jab fingers in his eyes and punch him in the throat, etc etc. Try to fuck him up as much as possible
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>>698920410
only if your crimes become known to the public.
OP never said they knew.
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>>698919609
I'm a spic so I'd be fine
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>>698922439
>implying the guards wouldn't tell them
Pedos are the lowest of the low in prison. Even the guards don't mind seeing them get fucked up.
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>>698922511
>gopro on every inmate and live stream it
shut up and take my money
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>>698922434
Gay wouldn't even be a word to consider, it would be an abstract word to everyone doing time. Everyone on the outside would call it gay, but in the cell, it's all about survival and dominance. The sheep or wolf mentality, doing what you must without putting any moral or definitive thought into it.
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>>698922789

But surely you would have to be a bit gay to gain and maintain an erection whilst your fuck another man?
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>>698922789
Another reason these degenerates should be put to death in an epic tournament.
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>>698922789
The funny thing is that prison wouldn't be that bad if all the psychotic prisoners would just stop making it bad.

You could just chill and get free meals. It would just be boring. But no they have to make it a living hell by constantly creating drama and fighting each other for no fucking reason because they are all sociopaths. That's why they are in prison.
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>>698923095

>why are these prisoners so darn illogical?

kek, they're in prison for a reason, they're not that smart to begin with phambly.
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>>698919609
I'm one of them, so we all become a spic gang.
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>>698920730
Spoken from experience anon?
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I don't have a CP stash

>MFW i am bigger then any of these fucking beaners and would rekt them ez.
>Walk up in that bitch and start a reckoning of the beaners
>Stand up, fast walk toward tough sexi mexi's
>O shit here he comes.jpg
>They Shit paints.avi
>MFW i am donkey dicken them when they are doing my laundry
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"Wassup"
Gas prices shits went up like 3 dollars
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What would first-time anal sex without lube even feel like? I imagine horrendous. Wouldn't there be literal tearing and such?? my fucking asshole is tiny?
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>>698923185
That's what I said at the end of my comment.
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>>698922907
You're damn right it would, just close your eyes and think about what you were looking at before the FBI busted your computer.
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>>698919609
Come estas, hermano?
Necesitas ayuda?
Tengo motta...

Then I'd smoke a fat joint with them. Casual as fuck.
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>>698922907
That's philosophical level territory. Would you have to be at least a teensy tiny bit gay to masturate then?
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>>698923259
Yes it would be horrible. Even the first time you play with toys being gentle and using lube it hurts a little.
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>>698923231
How tall are you, and how much do you weigh?
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Suck me.
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>>698919609
I don't have cp but I would laugh my ass off at any pedophiles misfortune
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>>698922511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNLW2R5dYOM
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>>698919609
>What do you do/say at this point?
Walk towards the AB and skinheads and hope I don't get stabbed when I turn around.
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>>698923231
6'1
285lbs
Workout every day
Diet is pretty good
about 15 percent body fat
Can rep over 405lbs ez on bench
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>>698923437
Oh fug
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>>698920633
I can't stop laughing fuck you anon
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>>698919609
for you piece of shit pedos that don't know: you don't really ever survive prison, they'll feed you your own balls and shove your dick in your ass
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>>698923500

Why? how is a rapist who raped a defenceless 20-year-old girl any better than one who fucked a 12-year-old who wanted it? not defending either, just giggle at this pecking-order nonsense.
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>>698919609
i'd tell these wetbacks to learn how to shred. all you can see is fat...and considering they have access to weights all day they could do something. chances are they drink toilet beer and liquor while smoking weed all day. their only ability is a shank.

oh and i don't have a cp stash. im into bbw matures.
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>>698923722
dubs dont lie
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If I had any CP, I would greet these fine gentlemen and wish them a good day like the lovely normal white person I am. Maybe then I can claim I have Mexican friends so I'm not racist.
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>>698923788

That seems unnecessarily harsh on their part.
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>>698923491
>>698923722
Meant to quote this

>>698923231
ME
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>>698923722
>Workout every day
I almost believed you until I read this. No nigger, you do NOT workout every day.
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>>698923861
>defending fucking a 12 year old girl
You'll get yours anon
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>>698919609
Believe it or not rape in prison isn't a thing like you think, there is supports for sexual abuse in the prison system. Maybe your faggot ass should stop dreaming about spic cock you make me sick.
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>>698924123

I'm not defending it, I just don't think it is any better or worse than other rapists.
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>>698923788
only if they find out
the guards would let them know...
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>>698924143

You don't think about your boipucci getting stretched out in prison?
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It's generally about how fucked in the head or not fucked you are. On average they leave the insanely violent fuckers to themselves. I know a dude who was 5-10 had a 6ft5 nigger as a celly and they used to live together next to where I lived.

Long story short that giant nigger got his ass beat by that tiny white man TWICE over the tenure of there stay. The second time he ran over to our house screaming "call the police ****** gonna kill me!"
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>>698924110
Being this technical
OK THEN
>5 days a week faggot
Sundays are a toss up, 50/50 chance i just do light cardio on sundays
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>be me
>watch American me
>train for years to become the best wall-ball player in the world
>get sent to prison
>get confronted by spic gang and threatened with rape
>before insertion I shit out my wallball that I sneaked in
>oh shit jefe this guy plays wallball
>that's right putos let's settle this on the court
>defeat boss spic in epic game
>earn their respect and become leader
>creat a drug empire and rule from my toilet throne inside prison
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>>698924218

Former corrections officer here, it is exceedingly rare that CO's know what someone is in for. It is possible to find the information however unlikely that they would as it would be difficult to explain why you need that info for a regular prisoner coming in.
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>>698919609
>punch guard
>solitary for rest of sentence
>profit??
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>>698924241
"boipucci" topkek
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>>698924204
Because you're a pedophile. I don't think about that kind of thing
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>>698924143
I only know 1 guy personally who has been to prison. He is an old high school friend of mine. He got busted with a lot of drugs. All he has said is that yes he did get raped, and no, he doesn't want to talk about prison at all.
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>>698924379
Yeah man top zozzle
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>>698924123
i dont get this, sex w/ 12 yo girl is bad if she WANTED it but i can lie to a child a tell him he is a her and that is fine?
>mfw the world is fucked up
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>>698924308
Overworking yourself bro. How long do you work out 1-2 hrs? If so you will die early. Best plan is 4 days on 3 days off.
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>>698924336
Heil
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>>698924204
except one isnt rape
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>>698924570
>rape is illegal and immoral
>sex/statutory rape of a minor is illegal and immoral
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>>698924595
Naw i don't spend hours in gym, i get in and out. So i can get a solid workout done in about 45 min to hour.
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>>698919609
>sent to prison
Nah, I'd calmly ask every cop for his first and last name and comply. Then I'd drop the bomb that I'm a muslim and arresting me overy cultural differences is very islamaphobic of them. Allahu akbar! Then I'd go back into my house and beat my 12 year old wife for taking nude selfies with my phone.

Isn't germany great.
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>>698924570
Your view is pretty fucked up son
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>>698919609
Chill it with the racism. I'm a lighter than light skin, my nigger
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>>698924345
well thats good to know
i might live
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>>698919609
I'm a trap. They would literally kill all of my holes, and then me afterwards.
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>>698924885
Problem?
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>>698919609
give them to the count of three
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFh3ftJCv4o
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>>698920168
>>698919942
Lost
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>>698924848
i never said sex with a minor wasnt bad, im just saying it is perfectly fine to tell children that they were born the wrong gender and they are really the oppisite gender they were born as, which i think is fucked up. dont you?
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>>698925091
Uh yeah. I don't want to die?
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"not much how about you " proceed to get raped in the ass everyday until your released and ass can now fit Donald trumps ego
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IF you have a cp stash, your probably a fucking degenerate that needs to be in prison getting raped.

Its probably the lowest of the low being a pedofile. O look a nice 12 year old? WHAT THE FUCK

If normal people knew what you had, i don't think prison would be your only concern.

Get your head split just as ez in normal life picking up your neck beard snacks at walmart while you sweat just dying of crippling anxiety with the overwhelming urge to get back into your cellar dwelling
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>>698920238
You won't get in if you''re a chomo. Idiot. Also, if numbers of AB are low, you're shit out of luck.
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>>698919609
I have heroin in my ass
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>>698919609
please point me in the direction of the Aryan brotherhood who run this joint and every other prison in the US

I have to talk about hitler with them
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>>698924713
but telling them they are the wrong gender isnt...okay
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>>698920576
Nope, they sure don't. Its only in extreme situations they do this. Also, there are ways to get you in there.
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>>698919609
"I'm here for robbery"
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>>698924795
I wish your comment wasn't so realistic.

>A MAN who famously stood up to the Munich shooter after he killed nine people is facing being charged by a prosecutor for insulting the killer.

Have you seen the news how the guy who yelled insults at the German mass shooter in order to distract him is being charged with hate speech crimes? Germany is so fucked up that it is a crime to insult a muslim murderer in the middle of a killing rampage.

You can't make this shit up.
https://www.informationliberation.com/?id=55296
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>>698923983
Keep dreaming and chugging all those cheetos and mountain dew, fatass.
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>>698920806
Now you'll get your ass kicked even harder for being a disgrace to your people.
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>>698925415
>Also, if numbers of AB are low, you're shit out of luck.

Ab literally runs all prisons because of their drug connections

even if there are 25 of them inside they still have more sway then 500 niggers or spics as they move the dope
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>>698925353
You should tell them you fucking shit. If they're maggots they'll figure it out. And what exactly does this have to do with your previous argument of "fucking little girls isn't as bad as raping a woman"
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>>698923095
Prison is shitty because it's boring, very very very boring.
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>>698925384
Sorry, shouldn't have gone to prison
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>>698925637
>>698925637
>Being this Jealous
Cause you are to fucking lazy to put in real work, so alpha males like me just run threw you sub humans, poor excuse to even have testicals.

Just hand over your man card now and be done with it.
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>>698919609
Take a dump on the floor a scream "SHIT JUST GOT REAL!"
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>>698919609
"did someone say crack?"
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>>698925891
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>>698922439
Unless you have a jacket that follow you from unit to unit. You're mostly right, if you keep to yourself and are respectful, even if they find out they might let you make it. If you are a burden or try to fuck around with them...you're fucked.
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>>698925696
diff anon, anon and no if you were born with xy chrom, you a dude, if you xx, you a chick. science
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>>698919609
Y-you too.
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>>698925952
Out of all of your gay reddit bullshit posted, I actually found this one funny. You've served your purpose, now go kill yourself.
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Do a sieg heil salute and yell white power to get neo nazis to help me out
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>>698919609
OP if you mind your own business and just weight lift and chill out by yourself you'll be all right.
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>>698919609
I thought prisoners were supposed to be in shape.
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>>698926402
They actually are in shape
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Whooo likes tapas?

>tapas.jpeg
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>>698925619
I'm well aware... in London they let the pedo ring get away with dozens of rapes and in germany they just released a short film about the cologne rapes with all the muslims rapists played by white german men

I'll have to go back to the states soon and if hillary gets elected I may actually convert to islam to coast my way into a cushy life.
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>>698926557
Those ones aren't.
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>>698925408
>>698923722
>>698923231
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>>698925662
Obviously never been in prison. I've seen AB, AC, White Knights, etc all get their ass handed to them numerous times for a variety of reasons.
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>>698926680
not a bad idea. then things wont be so bad for me being white + sex w/ cute little girls
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inform them i am making this prison great again, tell them i am building a wall of pillows in the mess hall inform them they will be supplying said pillows.
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>>698919609
wait a minute
I'm white!
Go to the guards and inform them that i'm in fact white. They all chuckle about their stupid mistake and let me out.
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>>698919609
>So.....you guys into CP?
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its a trick question. there is nothing to be said that is right so you say nothing put your head down and keep walking
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>>698927400
Ha, you get sent back in and now they've told everyone to kick your ass. Nice delusion.
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>>698925662
This

Prison is a lot more like the old and natural world when it comes to human interactions. Whites dominate by being smarter and more skilled. There's a reason the Africans want the Chinese to leave and the whites to basically recolonize. Which ever tribe capitulates to the AB, becomes much more powerful in the system. They fight our wars, the do our deeds, and they reap the rewards.

And before tmyou tell me how wrong and racist that is, I'll point you to african history and even BLM as its financed by soros and held up by white men like Sean (shaun? Saun? Idk) king. This is shit Abe Lincoln told us, this is the shit that built egypt and Mesopotamia as a whole. Whites in charge of non whites benifts all.
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>>698920096
Better a spic than a nigger
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>>698919609
But I'm a nigger
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Become their friends, duh.
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>>698922480

Found the newbie.
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pretend to be russian.
speak russian, squat all the time, fight like a gopnik, steal sunflower seeds, etc.
at the very least it will confuse them because most spics have never seen a russian before.
if i'm lucky, some will have dealt with the russian mob and be terrified.
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>>698921250
Is it just looser when you're taking the dildo or is it loose at rest as well?
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>>698924411
Stay dumb.
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>>698927942
so, you are apart of the reason language is going to shit
thanks
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There's really nothing you can do in this situation except request protective custody or take constant harassment and beatings. You won't be able to hire someone for protection because nobody would be willing to protect a pedo. It really comes down to if you'd prefer to be locked in a cell 23 hours a day and earn an even more derogatory prison title of "PC" (which earns you more beatings if you ever go back to general population) or retain the freedom of actually getting to roam around, make phone calls, use the yard, work, go to school, etc at the expense of having your face pounded in with soap filled socks.
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>>698919609
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>>698929009
>filename + image
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>>698921203
I agree with this faggot
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>>698923310
it would be
que pedo carnal, aqui traigo maria de la que pega fuerte, puedo rolar con ustedes hommies? tu me entiendes, me comprendes ese.

more propper....
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>>698923722

>6'1
>285
>15% Body Fat

Nigger how the fuck? I'm 6'2 and 195lbs lean
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>>698921705
>gives the winner freedom.
>comes time to get his freedums
>walking out prison doors *crack* sniper gets hi-
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>>698926080
rly guys? no fight for transgender rights or whatever? i was hoping for more out of you faggots
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>>698919609

Pedos deserve to be raped
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>>698929603
Thanks cuntface

>>698929914
Just don't let them win
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>>698929958
>trannies
>rights
try harder
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>>698924885
any pics?, i love traps <3
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>>698919609
See I have already been planning for this for years. I was rapped by my stepdad when i was a kid so since then i have had this thing where i stick things up my butt. so over the years i have been gradually stretching my asshole just for the reason that if i ever get put in prison when i get rapped i'm going to be making fun of the faggot rapping me the whole time by saying shit like is that all you got, wow what a little dick, man i can't even feel that you micropenised gaylord cuck and other insults along those lines. i've had this shit worked out for years because i knew i'd probably end up in prison one day because i am all fucked up in the head.
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>>698919609
since they are all so short I would start a chocolate factory and they would be my Oompa Loompas.
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>>698929819
It's all perspective my newfag friend. From your perspective, he's lying. From his, you're taking the bait.
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>>698919609
Tell them they all missed leg day.
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>>698930277
i wanted to debate but i guess the dumblrfags are asleep
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>>698929819
Not on this pc, sorry.
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Laugh when I realize they are all 5'2 little beaners then I go and join the skinheads
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766 get
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>>698930985
wow that didn't work out at all
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Maybe its been said before but havent seen it. If you go to jail for charges like that and are not in PC, just attack the first CO you see. Don't hurt them too bad though, just an attempt will be enough to get you to isolation. COs are tricky bc it'll add up to your file and maybe your sentence but you won't even get to see any prisonners. Otherwise you can just directly go to some weak alone faggot, beat the shit out of him, go to isolation again.
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>>698919609
1v1 me fagit or no balls
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>>698930566
No, I'm awake. I just don't feel like debating it right now.
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>>698919609
whats up you fuckin beaners?
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>>698930171
>implying normal sexting teens don't get sent to prison for those charges

>implying that if a chick is 17:364:23:59:59, her sending nudes to a 17 - 18 is ped-tier shit.

>Implying all people charged are pedos and all pizza is kids

This thread is full of sick pedofucks and dumbasses.

When you gather that stash, imagine creamy inmate cock goo seeping out of your boipucci. Stop being a faggot.

When you sheep hate mongering, witch burner faggots start talking shit, just think of how your faggot asses could be next.
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>>698931238
but think of the children. they dont know that the lie you are telling them is a lie and they are the gender they were born as. science motherfucker.
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>>698922016
kekles maximized
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>>698931450
Which does that make you? The pedo or the dumbass? I'm leaning to dumbass.
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>>698927942
Found one that doesn't suck nigger dicks daily.*
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>>698919609
Put a fuckn shirt on. You're grown ass men.
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>call trump a fascist
>support fascist as fuck cp laws

you fags are fucking retarded
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>>698920096
Is this pronounced "boy-puchi"?
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>>698921942
The shankman repetition! Good movie
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>>698919609
Do you eat taccos and burritos?
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>>698931716
The one fucking your mom's asshole out.
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>>698931994
no
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>>698919609
>"What's up, cracka?"

>Look dindu right in the eye

>"That's MR. Cracka to you."
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>>698932343
cant even imagine how gay would that sound
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>>698928077
Blacks are, not spicolas
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>>698925662
Sure thing kiddo
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>>698932266
Nigga, I think I would notice you back there with me.
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>>698928673
>apart
Literally kys
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>>698933258
>kys
u2
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>>698919609
I would teach them how to get more CP
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>>698933486
Oh, fuck. What if you are a femanon?
Gangbang?
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>Don't worry boys, there is plenty of pizza to go around
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>>698934275
>anon still hasn't posted any
sure
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>>698932721
what?
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>>698934605
Wasn't me.

>>698935851
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>>698936487
Aww, its gone already.
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