Waifu claiming thread.
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>>698881487
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
still here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0OmheypXQY
I tried so hard and didn't get very far.
Kurumi is still the best
I'm bored
Off I go
cute butt
>>698889258
Welcome back, sexy. I miss having my big bulge deep inside that small, tight little pussy. It barely fits. I love being able to see my big bulge inside your tummy, it must feel huge inside you. I love when you grip the base as I fuck you and jerk me off while you use the other hand to fondle my balls.
Claimed.
Claiming Lilly ~
>>698888985 #
Excessive masturbation and high school. I started a year late because I was a scared bitch back when I was supposed to start.
zRIEIEEIEIEIEIIEIE
>>698889306
let me guess Hurst?
>>698888750 #
I'm not from Fort Worth
Also
>Anywhere in south America
>Remotely good
Kek.Why do you think I'm not going to Rio?
>>698888519
I'm like, tanned.
>>698888553
Biology is relatively simple, aiming specifically for genetics.
Calamity-masu'd
>>698887540 (Yuno)
Why thank you, have you heard any Kirby tracks before? what are your favorites.
My brain is full of fuck
Laura Bodewig the heretic, reporting for duty!
>I downloaded quite a few pictures last night but am still in the file renamming process as we speak.
>>698889016
>9016
Don't see what's so special about your digits. That's why not.
Akiko claimed
>>698888132
>Laura
Your waifu a cute, but also badass
I like her
>>698889317
Best asymmetrical waifu
>>698889635
perhaps add some off to that fuck
>>698889677
>had to fucking restart browser to post this
>would have gotten first post if not
>>698889672
Name them as you download them.
Saber claim
I'm back and ready to bake
>>698889567
Nah.Its not any of the big three either
>>698889730
So hostile to me
>>698889730
>>698889759
I have the best filenames.
>>698889672
discount filenames
Doll claimed.
>>698888698
You getting up to much Shizu?
>>698889536
>>698889383
That sounds like a plan.
Fair enough, what matters is you're doing it now.
>>698889307
And in the end it wasn't very important.
>>698889722
Confirmed by best incestuous, but not really waifu
>>698889874
Indeed
>>698889940
worst everything else though
>>698889624
Sometimes. I don't really remember, because I just listen to random nintendo songs
However I love this one though by far my favourite
https://youtu.be/3CS93CdMv_E
>>698890126
>he thinks his mortal mind has even the slightest understanding of what 'everything' means
>>698889840
sure
>>698890094
Along with that they also pride themselves on high job placement percentages so they help find jobs for me so I could have a job right out of college
Haruna claimed.
>>698890321
I am diagnosing you with 8th grade syndrome.
>>698889599
do you want me to make ur gene pool bigger?
>>698890413
Best Kongou class tbh
>>698890190
That one is amazing, though i prefer this version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXWm3Vq-_tQ
>>698890515
>8th grader/12-year old meme
Could you have picked a more overused target?
>>698889807
Saber a cute
>>698890126
implying something?
>>698890413
That's a pretty cute ship
>>698890663
I don't follow.
>>698890323
>WAIT YOU DONT LIVE IN A BIG CITY????
>FUCKIN LIAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OK buddy
>>698890636
You have good taste, I like you.
>>698890704
Thanks! Akiko is a cute too
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>698888985
Hah, Sounds beyond grim then.
Hope ye enjoy it anyway if ye ever get around to watching it. And yeh, come to think of it the plots do overlap quite a bit, heh.
He seemed to have a habit of playing characters with very similar personalities around this time I think as well.
>>698890589
>INB4 the ''lewd'' version
>>698890704
OniAI writers are shit
>>698890636
Despite her sluttiness, I agree.
>33% Texas
>39% other states
>Total of 74% US
>6% Bongland
>12% Other Europe
>Total of 18% Yuropoors
>6% Africa
>6% South America
>Total of 12% liars
Texas stronk
>>698890879
calm down what is wrong with you
>>698890788
The joke was that '8th grader' and '12-year old', specifically, are the most common age groups to be used in a condescending statement and/or insult.
>>698889722
>Getting straight to the point.
Why thank you, my dear Akiko.
>>698889759
>>698889940
>>698889986
Renaming files as I go along isn't an option when you're on mobile.
Hello
>>698890815
Abyssal Amatsu
>>698890704
No you
>Post that precious Akiko smile gif
>>698890912
Doing well?
>>698890589
I don't know if I want to answer to that.
>>698891009
Texas is overlord of /waifu/
>>698891009
Texas is shit.
>>698891009
Best state.
>>698891009
If all the Texans were taken out, it might bump up to be in the 'alright' category.
>>698891070
Hey my happily married wife~
>>698891059
Do you know what Chuunibyou is? I wasn't calling you an 8th grader.
>>698890815
spooky 89 cent bote
>>698890566
nice feet
>>698891009
18% needs to go to bed
>>698890659
I can see why you would, it's a bit more of an orchestra
However why I like my version it gets me pretty excited
>Fast paced
>>698890964
fucking disgusting
Taking this one
>>698891072
I'm not one of them!
>>698891333
89 cent bote is adorable, not spooky
>>698891399
>hair version
>>698891507
I want to squeeze her hair
>>698890383
Well that's good then, guessing they have a lot of links in industry stuff then? That's pretty helpful.
>>698890493
Nigga she gon drown.
>>698890815
Spook ^
>>698890942
Truly was a trying time.
I'll let you know If I catch ya after I've watched it. You're right, he did go after a certain type of role repeatedly. I'd rather him play the same role a lot than have him recreate Jack and Jill though.
>>698890918
Hey Syndra.
So yeah, here's new cancer
https://youtu.be/mZdENmXgogc
>>698890912
>Akiko is a cute
Yer damn right she is
How long have you been here? Or is my memory being a shit again?
>>698890964
Plot was pretty stupid but she still a cute
>>698891067
You know me, I like what I like. And I like what I see.
>>698891072
This one?
>>698891666
Hi Satan
>>698891666
>Calls someone out on spook
>666
>>698891032
A lot.
>>698891092
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Texas, you little cuck? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Texas Militia, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on California, and I have over 300 confirmed barbecues.
I am trained in propane warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Texan armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Republic Of Texas and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my truck.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of me and a few friends and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, liberal.
>>698891072
Yeah, a little on the tired side. What about you?
>>698891616
That is a mildly terrifying bote...
>>698891777
I just finished that anime a little while back. It was rather funny. I just started posting last night.
>>698891861
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u are summoning Shitpost nigger, be careful
>>698891777
No the one with the pretty glowing eyes
>>698891666
Satan trips confirm
>>698891616
Yes you are that image is proof
>>698891944
Eating dinner then going back to league or WoWS
>>698891777
More gets.
>>698891861
Noice pasta
>>698892022
Shitposting on /b/ is normal. And in Moot's words, complaining about the quality of a post on /b/ is like complaining about a garbage can is full of garbage.
>>698891861
Don't call me a liberal you little fuck.
>>698891120
This gif is great
>>698891392
Undertandable, the fast paced one is pretty good as well.
How about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTeT6t9sdjc
>>698891399
Lewd!
>>698891861
Also, Nebraska > Texas.
>>698891944
>that anime
Lucky Star or KanColle anime?
Anyways, welcome to the threads. Akiko-anon, pleased to make your acquaintance. You'll fit right in
I'm pretty surprised you knew Akiko
>>698892099
Did I get it right this time?
>>698892187
>111 posts later
Right next to each other too
>>698891616
isn't it both at the same time?
>>698892070
>what happened to her eye rattle
>>698892191
>called a liberal by a jew lover
How can you fall for it that bad?
>>698891399
OH TOMMY KOKO~
I WANT TO LICK YOU ALLLLL!!
>>698891247
I don't remember marrying you!
>>698891666
>>698891777
>666
Next post
>777
Good teamwork.
>>698891825
That just shows I know a spook when I see one.
>>698891788
Lookin a lil bloody there.
>>698892070
That's pretty grim.
>>698892153
Moogs. What's shakin?
>>698892099
I'm not sure what it confirmed, but it did.
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>698891666
Hello
>>698892264
Yea i like this
Kinda reminds me of legend of Zelda
>Now that some good music
Got a favourite piece from that series?
>>698891777
If you like what you see, do you want to see more?
>>698891666
Whatever you say, Satan
How's the best doll?
>>698891944
This bote is adorable, not terrifying in any way, shape or form
First time seeing ya, you're new?
>>698892099
I don't see any spooky stuff in that image
>>698892500
Adorably spooky?
claimed
>>698892529
I know it's copypasta.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
>>698892474
YES
That's a smile to protect
>>698892187
Hey I had to make that one.
>>698892191
Don't be a liberal you little fuck
>>698892279
>Nebraska
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Holy fucking shit I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.What is there to do in Nebraska?Besides flying over it or shucking god damn corn.Is the population even to quadruple digits?
Where the fuck is Mary???
>>698892766
You did so last night/early this morning~
There was several witnesses and you signed the papers~
>>698892932
You're not even trying anymore, idiot.
>>698892717
b-but my body is covered in coke !
>>698892810
I got you covered fam
>>698892839
I'm not gonna start with senile rolling shit but if you're offering I won't refuse
>>698892928
I'll protect the smile with my life
>>698892810
What are you talking about?
>>698892932
I can kinda see it, also Nebraska is kinda meh. Just a relax state.
>>698892932
Kike loving scum
>>698892932
fuck youre rustlin my jimmies man, you want to fit in so bad
>>698893091
What?! Where's the proof?!
>I don't remember any of this
>>698892825
I'd say Dirty and Beauty or Zero Two's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40DEipGcoXg
For Zero Two
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFZHQZFd1Bw
Zero Two's theme is intense yet very comfy.
>>698893115
>15 year old Nebraskan
Don't even need to try
When your waifu see your browser history
http://media.giphy.com/media/l0COHziavwzhJlOH6/giphy.gif it over 4 mb
>>698891666
An admirable get
Fair play
Please do, would be interested to see what ye think of it.
Same here, that almost anything else would be better than what horrors I've seen him do these days.
>>698892099
That sounds rather fun. I haven't played League in almost 2 years...
>>698892474
KanColle. Thanks Akiko-anon, its nice to meet you.
Haha I had a friend recommend it so I gave it a try.
>>698892847
Tis a rather cute bote. Yeah, as of last night. Are there a lot of botes here? I met an Iowa-anon last night.
>>698892810
Trying to memorize the solo to this song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qlitXK_v5V0
>>698893362
kek
>>698893200
Oh, Tommy Koko, you know I don't mind. Remember when we covered your nipples in honey and I sucked it off? What cute little panties you have on. It'll be a shame I'd have to ruin them.
>>698893331
To be fair you were pretty out of it but you still agreed with it so we are married~
>>698892500
Spoilers. Could tell you if you'd like though.
>>698892847
Spookily adorable
>>698893223
>Off by one.
You're damn lucky you didn't get trips, I only have one lewd to provide for the time being.
>>698893360
You're too infatuated with your state.
>>698893310
>Anonymous image board
>>698893237
There's a difference between "relaxed" like say, New Mexico or Tennessee, and having literally nothing to do, like Nebraska
>>698893291
:^) Alright then
>>698893590
But I'm already married to Rin!
>Sweet Mother of God this complicates things
>>698893627
Don't spoil it bb
>>698889149
Are we in fucking /a/ degenerates ?
I don't think so.
"Husbando" Oh god
>>698893792
You're right.
>>698893352
I really like the second one
>Intense and comfy
Yea I feel what you're saying
I might make a Kirby playlist later
This is some stuff I can study really well to
>>698893758
Here's a list of some things that are important to me, in order of how important they are
Guns
Me
Texas
America
My cat
BBQ
![Syndra [207].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [207].png")
>kancolle event begins tomorrow
>no good asw ships
Im fine..
>>698893627
Can we guess?
Yasuho Hirose claimed
>>698893687
That blush is enough
>>698893448
Honestly it's bad right now the meta is pretty cancer but I still enjoy it
>>698893223
Good
>>698894043
Do as you wish.
Claimed
>>698894043
It's ok, devs said it's gonna be easier than last summer events.
Which means it's gonna be cancer.
>>698890566
Best feet in this whole thread
>>698893448
Of course she is!
Ah, welcome to /waifu/, enjoy cancer and all that. We are legion, but most botes either left or are lurking
>>698893676
Oh my!
>>698893833
The way I see it there is two solutions. Either leave rin for me or leave rin for me. Either will be fine~
operator posting
>>698892198
It is.
>>698893919
>>698893792
I live in a metropolitan area. Also, our college football team. Texas has been doing quite poor recently.
>>698894037
BBQ food is not good.
>Saw an RX-8
>MOTHER FUCKING DORITO POWER
>Was going slower than all the cars around him
Why do boring people get nice things?
>>698894037
>cat that low
Get a load of this faggot.
>>698893521
wat
>>698892819
How're you doing?
>>698892847
Doing great, got a lot of shit done today so I'm feeling rather knackered. Yourself?
>>698893223
Cheers fam
>1 off
>Nice vid btw
What's up?
>>698893237
Even more so here.
>>698893406
Sorry man, let it spur you on though.
I'll try and get a watch in tomorrow, got a free day I think.
It's a shame people let him get away with it, I mean who approves a scene where a man, his sister, and a parrot are in a car, all played by Adam Sandler.
>>698893510
Ah I see. You play? How good are ya?
>>698893894
Even /a/ won't allow our degeneracy
>>698893970
That's a good idea.
Here's something peaceful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtjn8lnRCsQ
i also like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBfz1Edo9-Q
You should get into it at some point.
>>698894322
Holy shit, my timing...
>>698894286
How've you been operator
>>698894438
>>698894273
what?
>>698894115
does she stab herself in the eye?
>>698894438
No one said loli
>>698894344
This.
>>698893894
You make a waifu thread on >>>/a
We'll wait.
>>698894438
>>698894277
That's only one decision!
>now that you've mentioned it, I haven't seen Rin in days...
>>698894094
Ah I see. I was just bad so I stopped playing.
>>698894273
You have some mighty interesting pictures... Thanks! Haha I will try to enjoy it. I see, so only a few post now?
>>698894480
good my girlfriend is visiting me from the netherlands.
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>698894115
Chemicals or magic
>>698894151
It always is.
>>698894388
Im fine.
Bored, but fine.
>>698894373
Yeah you can expand your gene pool with him.
>>698894388
Well I can't be blamed.
>>698894037
In order
>Education
>Me
>House
>Puzzle Cubes
>This laptop
>My other appliances
>Food
>>698894305
I don't even like football.
>>698894388
>You play?
Yeah
>How good are you?
I'm alright I suppose. Everything I know I found out/taught myself. Most of what I play is Nirvana and SoaD. (pls no hurt)
Blondie Rox Waifu
https://youtu.be/IjOfBYxBB0I
>>698894466
It's a sign~
>Brake lights are kill, wires need to be soldered back on to the boards
On the upside, I'll also be getting my dash lights today!
