ITT we describe a movies plot as terribly as we possible can
>be me small town guy with loving family
>some shit happens and i have to move to the big city
>get a job offer to be in the blue man group
>fuckyeah.jpg
>so here i am ready to preform
>all of a sudden im getting shot at by arrows
>fuckthis.jpg
>run away and never look back
Apocalypto?
>>698885974
yup
>be me
>i protect the planet
>everyone else lives on a moon
>aliens attacked us
>they are still here
>im scared and confused
>be me, normal kid
>seniors are throwing a party
>jackpot.gif
>not invited
>fuck
>someone else is throwing a party
>invited
>fuck yea, this girl wants my dick
>>698886175
superman
>be me
>get raised by an old guy since childhood
>go to Tibet
>get taught by this master
>Master is now my enemy
>go back to my city
>kill my Master in my city after he nearly gassed my city
>>698886412
I wanna say superbad but idk..
>>698886544
i highly doubt it
>>698886608
Batman
>>698885767
The Fresh Prince, a crocodile, a man who throws those australian frizbees, and a clown girl team up to fight a magical Cara Delevigne.
>>698887221
correct
>>698886608
>>698886412
>>698886175
>>698885767
you're terrible at terrible movie description threads
>>698887260
Not greentext but fucking great
>>698887260
Suicide Squad. (terrible movie tbh)
>badass cop is badass
>it's a trap
>an hero?
>tv series
>be woman
>be pregnant for 13 months
>alone in spaceship
>struggle_is_realz
>Be me
>A prince
>Father gets stabbed in the belly on a event
>Becomes king
>Explores the world
>Travels south with thousands of soldiers killing persians and barbarians
>Some gay kissing
>Some rape man on women action
>Go face to face against an elephant on horse
>Gets an arrow in the chest
>Survives
>Returns home after 12 years
>Gets poisoned
>Dies
>>698887599
superman
>>698887373
Show us how it's done then you fucking cunt
>>698886544
It was Oblivion
>>698887720
>>698887726
superman
>>698887734
WOAH THERE PARTNER
>watch your language
>>698887726
alexander?
>>698887982
Eww stop it
>>698888059
Correct
>girl lives with family
>girl in forest
>shit goes down
>brother jacks off an dies
>girl goes to heaven
>>698888123
The house of wax
>>698888060
Fuck off you stupid nigger, I'll at least get something write if I keep saying superman.
>>698888123
superman
>>698885767
i got this
>was a slave
>no longer a slave
>>698888123
that sounds like a hell of a movie
>>698886175
thats the tom cruise shit right?
>>698887726
Alexnder
>>698888338
12 years a slav?
>>698888338
Dejango Uncharted
>WW2
>stargate
>time dihallation
>in sequel no time dihallation
>prof xavier walks kinda weird
>the lion is god or some shit
>>698888217
nope
>>698888522
Nope try again
>Be me
> A disgusting ugly creature with a camel back
>I ring bells for a living.fuck.yeah
>Only visit i have is once every 1 year by my evil adoptive parents
>Haven't left my house in 20 years
>Goes to the market
>People throws rotten tomatoes at me
>Sexy lady with black hair saves me and puts me into the friendzone
>girl super pissed at older brothers BF
>sends him to jail
>dude dies in war
>>698888715
Hunchback of Notre Dame
>>698888715
nunchback of hotre nam
>>698888921
*sisters BG sry
>>698889172
*sisters BF
>>698885767
That was a really good movie actually.
>>698888560
Nope
> jackie chan
>mom gets insane
>son goes insane
>mom kills dog
>both fine
>be middle aged loser
>other middle aged loser moves in
>rub balls on drums
>punch brother and fuck his wife
>crushed alive by bunkbed
>wipe ass with carpet
>eat dog shit
>>698885767
>be me
>transported to some other word
>have to deal with space niggers
>fuck up ginger
>>698889391
romeo must die
>be me went to a zoo
>cunt aunt runs the place and ignores me most of the time
>end up stealing a fucking hamster ball
>shit goes south
>ofuckmomsgonnakillme.jpg
>open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur
>>698885767
> Be the key to destruction
> Spend the day with 6/10 chick and cats
> Eats a lot
> Fuck these machines and this pretentious prick
>>698889433
Step brothers
>>698888338
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
>>698889524
Yup, easy
>>698889511
Django Unchained
>>698889438
The fifth element
>be me
>shit nigga im in jail
>get raped
>befriend nigger
>be me
>lost my mom when i was young
>live with my father
>treats me like a baby
>one day, disobeyed him
>get kidnapped by this man
>get locked up in some cage
>pretend to die so i get out of the cage
>success.jpg
>find my father
>live happily ever after
>>698889462
winrar
>>698889511
Jurassic world
>>698885767
Clearly Avatar
>be me
> teach a group of stupid ass kids to preform music
> 1 boy stands out from the rest
>sick ass drummer
>>698889681
rapunzel
>>698889645
American history x
>>698889645
That movie with Edward Norton, American story x I think
>>698889391
>>698889424
indiana graveyard movie somethinsomethin spielberg
>>698889760
Highschool rock with Jack Black?
>>698889760
Whiplash.
Make it harder faggot.
>>698886608
The Golden Child
>>698889760
jack black musical school
>>698889812
nope
>>698889633
nope
>>698889760
whiplash
>home alone
>mom gets home
>kill mom
>happy family
>>698889959
..correct.
>>698889424
lassie?
>>698888572
superman 2
>be me
>find oil
>duke it out with some faggot preacher
>milkshakes
>bowling pins
>>698889645
Shawshank?
>>698890029
Tangled
>>698888572
Narnia?
>698888888
>>698890127
The guy wasnt raped in Shawshank you fuckin nimrod.
>have doggo
>shoot doggo in face at end
>looser dreaming to be a cowboy thug
>joins a gang
>shoots people from the back of their head
>has a big pecker for his size
>keeps shooting people from the behind
>gets famous for shooting the right people in the back.
>opens a bar
>nobody likes him
>someone walks in the bar he owns and shoots him
>15 years
>Dickshit
>Masked man knows knife kung-fu
>Masked man blows shit up to opera music
>Masked man is actually masked woman
>Internet fags use my image for lulz
>>698889438
niggers in space
> Be an office rat
> I shouldn't be here
> Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die , die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die , die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die , die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die , die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die.
> Saves the day
>>698889931
In which case, shawshank redemption?
>>698890110
>>698889760
>>698889681
u still suck - the movie
>small mongo ape
>cant talk
>wanna hide fruit
>complications
>four million sequels
>>698890214
Yeah he was you fucking retard
>>698890127
U r correct
>>698890186
I think you meant >>698888888
>>698890186
>>698888888
>cowboys
>aliens
>A veteran, shaken by his time in the air force, boards a plane.
>hilarity ensues
>>698889516
Hellboy
>>698889550
Nope good try tho
>>698890318
correct
>>698890216
I am Legend
>>698890320
/b got it, mods purge thread for no reason
>>698890246
gran torino
>>698890312
You arn't even OP, I am.
It's not Shawshank, try again, samefag.
>>698890295
fuck off and contribute you waste of space
>>698890252
V for Vendetta
>>698890439
No but that's also a fucking neat movie
>>698890381
Correct
>>698890279
nope
>>698887260
>a man who throws those Australian frisbees
>>698890489
Yup
>Be me
>Commissioned Naval Officer
>Can't get my shit together
>Have tattoo on my dick that says welcome aboard
>Won't gimme a sub
>GimmeSub.gif
>Get Diesel Sub
>And the worst crew of all time
>Mfw
>leave home
>get job at scottish restaurant, even though dad doesn't want me to
>try to find grill
>A Women joins the army to protect his father
>Commander goes like ''hmph... LET'S GET DOWN TO BUISNESS, DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS, WHILE I ASKED... FOR SONS?¨
>Becomes well trained
>Has a pet dragon
>Gurgles Rice soup like a bucket of cum
>Saves China
>Wooop WOop
>The sun is dying
>My ship is a bomb
>Are you an angel?
>>698890304
Ice Age?
>>698890703
Braveheart
>>698890378
airplane
>be me
>wuts going on boss why are you sending me home
>they wont let me go the grocery
>the wont let me back to my job
>at least I have my girlywirly
>kiddo why are here
>bury the fanny
>go hunting
>I can't see through the sun, who could it be
>>698889645
American history x
>guy wants me to kneel
>doesnt kneel
>>698890841
Gladiator
>>698885767
>be me
>war veteran nearly died from gunshot to the head
>come home get in some trouble,cop dead
>get sentenced in asylum
>every night i am put in the jacket and locked in morgue
>discover i can travel in time while wearing it
>or am i just insane?
>>698890805
The hunt?
>>698890770
winrar
>>698890802
Anon gets a gold star.
>Retired Old guy gets back into the job he left 10 years before the film.
>Younger person with a greater authority sees the older gentleman as a threat to her jurisdiction
>A friend from the past of the old gentleman is making a comeback from an asylum for the insane.
>All over tv, but eventually it comes to attention that the friend's died, by the hand of the gentleman just out of retirement
>>698890881
Back to the Future
>>698888572
Narnia?
>>698888123
I really want to say Labyrinth of Pan but I just can't fit it in because of the "brother jacks off and dies"
>>698888921
Atonement
>>698890714
too easy
Mulan
>>698890913
yeh
>find nigger
>Find some kind of cop
>Bitch hangs
>End
>Starts bad
>Ends bad
>girl gets new job
>sucks at it
>boss asshole
>product placement
>>698890757
Sunshine?
>>698891008
Just watched it. Great movie.
>>698891014
H8ful8
>>698890948
>>698891048
Transformers 3?
>>698890841
One of the old supes movies.
1 or 2, I think, can't remember which.
>>698890714
mulan
>>698891112
Too easy
>be me
>have tall hair
>meet qt
>meet her parents
>have baby
>he looks funny
>be me
>live with monkeys my whole life
>parents were killed by one of the monkeys
>get adopted by this guy
>many years later, start trading with monkeys
>get captured by one of them
>escape with one intelligent monkey who lost his son
>has to find him
>find his son, but i get killed by some monkeys
>let the intelligent monkey escape with his son along with a diamond
>go to the jungle
>firin' muh lasers
>monkey has power glove
>it's so bad
>>698890972
correct
>>698890841
300
>>698890029
psycho
>>698891014
Hateful eight?
>>698890982
correct
>>698891186
Bloody diamond
>>698891186
monkiplanet?
>>698891138
no, but it would also fit
>>698890714
The Lion King?
>>698891183
ErAsEr HeAd
>>698890780
>Braveheart
Nope
>>698889424
cujo
>>698891267
nope
>>698891366
gud jobbo
>be me
>got a vampire pregnant
> had an ugly ass child
> vampire wife wants to travel, I have to go with because im a whipped bitch.
> leave child with step-dad
>A billionaire devotes his fortune to cosplay, and beating up the mentally ill.
>>698891309
yep
>>698890952
Zootoopia boi
>>698891048
devil wars prada
>>698885767
guy gets identity stolen
friends with woman
she goes to jail
>>698891490
Batman, 2ez
>>698889424
The Babadook? I have a feeling I'm wrong but hey why not give it a try.
>>698891490
Batman
Was already used earlier
>>698889681
Finding Emo
>group of guys I don't know
> Fucking master plan
> Gets tons of money
> Gets other guys grill
> There will be a shitty sequel
>>698891186
>be me
>everything in my town is going to shit
>glad I can still read unlike niggers
>the great commands one says that my books are bad
>bookbonfire.jpeg
>go off to find more books cause i'm a nerd
>doing well until some shekel hoarder gets into my house
>can'take even tell my friends about the skinny cunt
>later, he runs away
>takes one of my books, fuck him
>course karma comes and bites me in the ass for all my hate for shekel hoarder and my town gets bombed
>Death won't shut up about saying, 'I told you so'
>>698891490
Batman make it harder faggot
>Giant Planet eating planet
>Young soldier who fucked it all up
>runs
>slep
>slep
>slep
>slep
>steal idea
>>698891621
Fahrenheit 451? Probably wrong
>>698890216
Old Yeller
>dude lives with mom
>dad gets home
>shit goes down
>mom tries to kill herself
>dude not allowed to suck moms titties anymoe
>>698891577
Now You See Me?
>>698891631
I'll try again.
>A drunk man has difficulty finding his transportation device
>the white trash version of Forrest Gump
>>698891621
book of eli?
>>698891527
correct
>>698888123
Donald Duck
>>698891738
Minority Report
>>698891738
the social network
>be me
>crazy muthafucka sent to kill a crazy muthafucka
>shit going down like a literal warzone
>drink like a fish
>niggas be dying left and right
>go medieval on this nigga's ass
>fuckboy steals someones girlfriend
>fuckboys brother wants to knock him the fuck out
>War is upon us
>Ships charging
>Captures a beach
>Legendary Warrior in the army to attack fuckboy's home
>Fuckboy's brother kills legendary Warrior's cousin
>It's on
>Legendary Warrior challenges fuckboy's big brother to a duel
>Legendary Warrior Wins
>The attackers builds a horse
>hides in it
>gets teleported inside the city
>kill all the guards and open the gates
>City gets sacked and burns
>Legendary Warrior falls in love and wants to find his love
>Finds the love but gets killed by the woman's cousin who turned out to be the fuckboy all along with arrows
>Fuck died for love
>Fuckboy and the women who legendary warrior loved escapes
>Ned Stark gives a nice speech
>The end
>Be Russian ninja grill
> Russian ninja master wants to destroy guess who
>Stops it
>>698890688
Down Periscope
Fucking great movie.
>be Sora from Kingdom Hearts
>moms a bitch
>great uncles let me live with them
>swordfighting with
>indians
>biplane crash
>>698891952
I love you and you're correct
>>698891800
Nope
>kid goes on island
>finds dude
>shootout
>imonaboat.mp3
>>698891816
American Pie
>>698891817
Joe Dirt
>>698891947
Girl with the dragon tattoo?
>>698887720
that shit with halle barry that my mom always watches and there's a robot
>>698891946
Troy
>Devotees of national socialism want to rule our littoral areas
>A bunch of americans try to kill a man who did nothing wrong.
>>698888123
VVitch
>kill drill instructor
>an hero
>>698892062
Nope.
>>698885767
>>698891473
..Twilight?
All I know is that somebody gets pregnant, and vampires
>dude kills trees
>kid needs job
>dude kinda kills kids dad
>>698891946
Dragon Quest 1
>where everybody at
>dog
>vegetables
>>698892166
Full Metal Jacket
>>698891751
>>698891839
Both wrong
>>698889424
Babaspook
>>698891816
Dude, Where's My Transportation Device?
>>698892137
correct!
> brothers has debt with drug dealer
> Gets to know JT, and fuck 2 grills
> I am fine, I won't run
> Gets killed
>>698892166
>>698892270
correct!
>>698892282
Nope.
>have a boat
>niggers steal my boat
>pewpewpew
>murica saves the day
>>698885767
>be me
>old as fuck
>they decide to lock me in a home but fuck that
>leave
>my buddy kills a man
>end up with like 50 million yuros or some shit
>doesnt matter because im old
>snakes
>plane
>Unlimited Powa
>>698892426
im the captain now
>>698892166
fmj
>>698892426
Im the captain now
>>698892462
Snakes on a Plane
>>698892282
I don't know why, but I lost my shit at this.
>>698892462
Sharknado 2
>>698892463
ROTS
Furries.
Sexy Fox.
>>698892426
Capt. Wilson Phillips
>I'm not supposed to talk about it.
>>698892472
>>698892494
anon wtf we thought the same thing
>>698892462
Django Unchained?
>>698892400
Yes
>>698890216
superman
>>698892472
winrar
>>698892010
You have good taste. Some of Kelsey Grammar's best work, imo
>>698892579
fight club
>>698892579
The Shining
>>698892426
Captain Philips
>Anakin no!
>>698890110
There will be bled
>>698892698
Reservoir Dogs
>>698892698
Star Trek
>>698892698
De-rango Unchanged?
>>698892597
POTC
>>698892698
Interstellar
>father dies
>girl fuckin loves radio
>hitlerdidnothingwrong.jpg
>OK 2 GO
>>698892698
Attack of the Multiplicity Complex
>>698891047
superbad
>>698888272
>write
>>698891817
What's eating gilbert grape?
>>698890378
Snakes love their grain
>>698891577
Oceans 11
>>698891047
suicide squad
>dude in traffic
>loses it
>>698892976
Right
>Enemy Spotted x500
>A ship sinks.
>>698893059
Titanic
>>698892447
Nobody?
>>698893059
Titanic
>>698893059
Titenic
>>698891727
Logan's Run
or
Chariots of Fire
>dude
>dies
>slowly
>in court
>>698893042
300
>>698893059
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory
>>698893120
Is it a Robin Williams flick?
>>698893166
>Titenic
>>698893191
Philadelphia
>>698893188
Nope. More mainstream.
