Waifu claiming thread
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>>698865631
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, EXCALIBAAAAAH
Saber claim
>>698873876
>>698874232
Lap pillows are best. But Ruby lap pillows are better
>>698874362
Nah, lap pillows are the best thing ever. Tested them myself
>>698874485
How old are you turning tomorrow? You going to be here?
Also claim
>>698875388
Last bake for now going off to play league
>>698875173
mandatory uta caim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-If2r9ENQfA
>>698875302
>>698875361
I'll be 23 tomorrow
I should be here unless family decides to take me out, which is likely
>>698875388
Is kyouko bored?
>>698874485
>wipes and smears it on you
Only because I'm nice
>>698875302
I wouldn't be too sure, but lap pillows from anyone is good.
Calamity-masu'd
>>698875507
*wags tail*
>Jesus christ think I'm a furry now
still here
and
>>698875302
they cant be the best thing ever
>>698875613
Kouhai
>>698875632
>You aren't a furry until you save Yuno furry
>>698875669
Lap pillows are just really nice.
>>698875361
Ruby is a pretty good waifu but RWBY wasn't very good imo
>TFW no gf to let me lay my head in her lap and then cuddle with
Now I'm sad
>>698875613
こんにちはキューティー
>>698875802
Oh phew..
Rory-sama claimed
Lewdly.
>>698875959
You're still a slave for blood though.
>>698876041
Legs?
>>698875734
Shark
>>698875916
Hello
>>698875969
Moogs
>>698875802
ill just take your word for it
>>698875870
Forgot pic
>>698875483
Happy b'day in case you can't make it tomorrow then! How does it feel being 23? I'm almost just 19
>>698875507
Lap pillows are just really comfortable
>>698875669
Well, they're just really comfy, also kinda fun to talk with whoever the lap is in that way I guess
>>698875870
I agree. RWBY feels a little too force at times. I loved season 3 though
>tfw my ex used to like being my lap pillow
I'll never forget her
>>698876041
Wew laddie
>>698876113
You could say I'm.. BLOODBORNE
Literally best GATE
>>698875088
>>698874615
>Rem & Hanako
Stop that licking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj6x4EBlUJI
>>698876243
Heh thanks
Literally feel no different from when I was 19
>>698876193
Pocky is always nice
>>698876362
No.
>>698876277
Bloodthirsty?
>>698875916
I'm glad I'm back.
>>698876185
Peaches.
>>698876478
You already stopped.
>>698876243
couldnt you just talk to them
>>698876478
its just a stick with chocolate. they are ok
I'm going to lay down for a little bit, alone.Maybe get a snack or watch a movie.Or I might just sleep.
I can't believe I missed an entire thread due to some personal issues I had to attend to, but whatever.
Laura the heretic, reporting for duty!
>>698876736
You did this out of spite of me.
>>698876478
The blood, so sweet, it sings to me
>>698876635
>lick
>>698876695
It's kinda the only snack I had for a month. Love em
>>698876736
>lick
>>698875483
Mh why?
I'm playing League, kek.
>>698875436
Ok, I'll try to get them.
>>698876867
Stop that right now. Do you see this picture here? Do you really want to fuck with me?
>>698876867
woah. couldnt you just get like a kit kat or something
>>698876938
I assume you were, just posting a standalone image
>>698876867
>>698876736
>>698876821
>Liiiiiiiick~
>>698876635
>>698876950
Yes
>>698877128
It was cheap and had a lot.
>>698877168
>lick
>>698876821
No, I just like how Rem tastes
>>698876867
You're tasty
>>698877168
Hello
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>698876950
Bestality is a thing
>>698876372
I'm just gonna hope life gets more interesting from here on
>>698876695
Yeah but being comfortable while talking is good too
>>698876867
Ain't you licking a bit too much
>>698877222
>Lick
>>698877232
Yo.
>Lick
>>698877316
>Nya, lick
>>698877232
Tastes like bacon
If this post ends in a 7, posting the word 'lick' or any variations thereof in this thread will summon a demon with a magic tongue who will lick your belly until you confess your undying love for them.
Claiming Yuuki
Gardey claimed
It's been a while, hasn't it?
>>698877567
Holy shit, waifu machine is an actual literal god
>>698877232
You too.
>>698877459
I'm licking too little
>>698877519
>lick
>>698877567
OOOHHHHH
>>698877572
>lick
>>698877623
>lick
>>698877316
To be fair that Shiro is from a completely different anime, in no way related to my waifu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6HJamVzWaU
>>698877567
Holy fuck
>lick
>>698877222
oh well in that case have fun with them
>>698877459
you could sit in a chair
>>698877567
is it a sexy demon?
>>698877623
i guess
>>698877567
Cool
THE LUCKIEST
>>698877567
...
>Flailing tounge manuver
>>698877686
>Lick
>>698877686
>lick
>why are we licking
>>698877774
I'm ready for you to bitch about not getting your quints. You do this everyday.
>>698877686
I don't see you licking me yet
>>698877725
Why would I want to sit when I can have a lap pillow
>>698877725
You are the demon, Tomoko.
>>698877774
More like the Lickiest.
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>698877519
Thats just disgusting.
>>698877546
Stop licking people and go back to doing homework.
>>698876549
I'm also glad me is back to be with me
>>698877567
if dubs all licking stops
>>698877774
no
>>698877686
>lick
Why lick komeraden?
>>698877725
How are you doing tomoko?
>>698877725
ty
>>698877774
It's like you're scripting
>>698877864
Taste like metal. Good metal.
>>698877865
>lick
Shhhh, just lick...
>>698877903
>lick
>>698877987
>lick
What the fuck have I started
>>698877459
Believe me, adult life a shit
>>698877572
YUUUKKKIIIIIIIII!!!
Welcome back!
>>698877623
Hello best pokemon
>>698877519
How're you lewd senpai?
>>698877686
Th-Thanks...
>>698877987
>One off
Soduku.
>>698878107
I ask you to stop, please.
>>698878107
Not sure if like but oh well
>lick
>>698878120
YUUUNNNOOOOOOOO!!!
I missed something, everyone is licking each other and I'm scared ;_;
>>698877903
because a chair supports your back?
>>698877971
i dont want to be the demon. that to much licking and people would make it weird
>>698878098
im ok you?
>>698877865
>lick
>>698877903
>lick
>>698877987
If dubs we lick
>lick
>>698878107
>lick
>>698878155
Tired
>lick
>>698878184
Better yet, remove their tongue Corpse Party style.
Seiko is best lesbian
>>698878155
np
>>698878205
>lick
>>698878301
>lick
>>698878354
>lick
>>698878301
We're gettin kinky~
>licks slowly
>>698878120
Ayyy Gasai! What's up?
>>698876362
>>698876736
>>698876867
>>698877168
>>698877546
>>698877567
>>698877705
>>698878098
What's with all of the licking?
>>698877774
>Not taking the opportunity to say >>698877971.
>>698877987
No dubs, the licking shall continue until I find out who started it and why.
>>698876185
I haven't seen you around in a while.
>I have became a heretic, go ahead and cancel the Ohayou for Yoko.
>>698878484
Just mentally preparing myself for the anime con this weekend
You?
>>698878354
D-Don't lick me!
*Insert clever way to claim Shygal*
How's it going people?
>>698878552
>lick
>>698878647
>double lick
>>698878662
>welcoming lick
what's with all this lecking?
>>698876549
Hello hatsu, t's good to see you
How have your days been?
>>698877567
Good job
Luckely l lack an "i" key on my keyboard
>>698878552
I'm telling them to stop licking.
>>698878662
Leave while you can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hh9jTrigXA
>>698878107
>>698878354
That's a little too much licking~
>>698878310
Who. needs. a. chair. when. you've. got. a. lap. pillow
OK, you fucknuggets should at least tell us what it is you're licking.
>go to http://www.desiquintans.com/randomnoun
>select one
>generate
>post results, that is what you are licking
>>698878662
i dont know people are licking each other or something
>>698878792
i dont see the appeal
>>698878755
>lick
>>698878767
we gettin kinky
House is too hot to sleep, I'm back.
Also what the fuck is going on with this licking?
ᴸᶦᶜᵏ ᵐᵉ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ
>>698878418
Oooh, don't tease me like that~
>lick
>>698878415
>lick
>>698878755
Erm... thanks?
>>698878772
I think I'll manage.
>>698878889
I've noticed...
How have you been?
>>698878637
Anime-con? Oooh get hyped! You gonna cosplay?
I'm just relaxing and watching some Twilight Zone before going to sleep.
>>698878767
>any variations thereof
So, posting 'leck', as long as you, in your heart, meant 'lick', still gets you cursed.
In fact, because you tried to cheat, the licking has been upgraded to sensual nibbling on your ears, shoulders, and toes, and despite it pleasing you greatly, your grandparents will be watching the whole ordeal, which will disgust and humiliate you.
>>698878819
>hostess
what?
>>698879059
the same. you?
Touch me and I will cut you
>>698878967
Whoa! Give me a piece of that ass! Plenty to go around.
>>698878792
>double lick
>>698878819
An octagon
>eightsided lick
>>698878907
>lick
>>698878967
>licking good
>>698879051
>lick
>>698879059
>lick
This, this is unacceptable.
100 reply's in thread
>>698878289
im bored so yea...
>>698878819
Cultivar.
>>698878418
>licks from neck to nose
>>698878484
>lick
>>698878552
>lick
I started something.
>>698878647
>lick~
>>698878792
>kiss?
>>698879051
>lick
>>698878967
Ooo sounds like you sweety~
>Lick
>>698879051
Heheheh I can't help it~
>licks neck
>>698879062
Well I'm sorta cosplaying, I have kirito's jacket and swords but I dont have a wig
>>698879165
>Licks slowly
>>698879226
Whooo chilly~
>>698879165
Touch.
>>698879373
>Licks around thighs
>>698879296
Honestly, you're better off just taking requests in the actual waifu thread. It'll get more recognition. That and people are more likely to see it right here.
>>698879165
SCP-148. Try and hurt me now, shortie.
Doll claimed.
This thread ain't making a lick of sense to me.
>>698879143
Just being bored, doing nothing productive, as usual.
>>698879226
Why with the licking?
>>698878755
Pls no ;-;
>>698879387
S-stop!!
>licks neck, softly bites ear
>Trying to figure out how to get the good ending
Not sure if i fucked up before and need to replay, or if there's still time to fix everything
>>698879434
89 cent bote
help people are licking
>>698878637
Oh shit A-Kon? Hope to see you there.
>>698879447
>licks neck
>>698879611
>lick
>>698878889
Neither do I, but meh
>>698879226
triple lick next?
>>698879373
Yes?
>>698879587
better than hating what you are doing at least
My one and only love Tsugumi.
>>698879434
Rocketship megumin!
>>698879545
Kinky time!
>>698879615
Aweh~
>Licks tummy
>>698879740
A-kon was 2 months ago, Afest is this weekend
>Licks shoulders to neck
The Wedding Singer was surprisingly enjoyed thoroughly by myself.
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>698879842
RAKU SHOULD'VE STAYED WITH TSUGUMI I MEAN WHY THE FUCK
>>698879740
>>698879615
>>698879447
>>698879226
>>698879051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijmCEYWefks
>>698879817
>unsure lick
>>698879885
You got them switched I think. Maybe. I dunno
>licks ankle to knee
>>698879724
70 cent maid
They are? I'm scared
>>698879885
rip Hannu tbh
>>698879990
Pretty close from quads there
>>698879990
It'll happen someday.
>>698879990
well
better than my more recent attempts anyway
>>698879611
>no means yes lick
>>698879817
>Quadra lick!
>>698879842
>great pick lick
>>698880158
>nice try lick
>>698879885
Mmmmmmm
>passionately kisses lips
>>698879839
What do you mean by that?
>>698880206
>forgot pic lick
>>698880031
Nope, A-kon is in June, Afest in August
>Licks ears
>>698880082
W-What happened to Hannu?
Stocking would be proud.
>>698879387
Nice, sounds like fun! You going to go with some friends, or are you going solo?
>>698880002
No. He should've picked Onodera. He can't have Tsugumi anymore. She's my girl now.
>>698879686
What're you playing?
>>698879885
Is licking really that kinky though?
>>698879842
Pretty cute/10
>>698879990
I remember that film, it's better than you'd think for a rom-com
>Getting there.
>>698880254
well you could be unproductive or could end up doing something you dont like doing at all.
>>698880310
>inb4 existential crisis
If I recall correctly, hannu left for good.
>>698880031
>this hurts my feelings
>>698880206
t-that's too much!
