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>"Stoner thread"
addiction is a myth
fried rn on some fire
>>698868807
what kind is it?
brb in 5 mins bump thread if anyone is interested
>nobody smoking
Bump
>>698868436
I fucking love her tits
Everytime I smoke weed my dick goes into my body and I piss out of my ass. Its a true story.
>>698868120
I will be as soon as I get home from work
>>698870215
me too and i love her busty expression
Blackberry kush right now
I'm baked as fuck.
>>698870338
lol
>>698868120
Don't smoke myself, but you got anymore pics of hot chicks smoking up?
>>698870215
she got tons of weed the hot rich bitch
>>698870480
what you smoking me amnesia in 3 seconds
>>698870480
Hi, b, I'll regret but it's me baked right now. AMA or whatever
>>698870621
Afghan Haze
That's me >>698870744
>>698870744
What is the meaning of life?
>>698870744
you look baked as fuck good job im getting there too now
Will be smoking as soon as my guy gets back around and I can pick up a bag
haven't smoked in a few days so know im gonna be baked as shit after a few bong tokes.
>>698870744
Why can I piss out of my ass and not shit outta my dick? Srys response only pls.
>>698871268
because poop can becaume liquid
but liquid (piss) can not become poop
-- with this knowledge you have the power, the force. do not use the power without thought
>>698870979
To start enjoy spending time just with yourself, because everyone else can fuck shit up someday and fuck you, but you will never cheat on yourself. So you will be able to enjoy being with yourself forever, so you will always stay happy
>>698871056
Show us
>>698871268
Because you don't try hard enough
>>698871268
>>698871477
but you can
it's called a kidney stone
i always get raging boners when im high like right now. jerking off is so much better too
>>698871268
Well you see anon, when we 'piss' out of our ass, we are actually passing a more liguified shit that our body was unfortunately unable to solidify in our large intestine. The small intestine is responsible for urine alone, and is routed from the stomach, through the kidneys, and into the urethra. To 'shit out ones dick' would involve an intestinal mix-up that would only be possible via reconstructive surgery, and would most likely result in a urethral blockage, which would lead to infection and possibly death.
Be thankful that we as humans are incapable of shitting out of our dicks, and are only capable of pissing from our asses.
>>698871652
Hmmm, thanks for the answer.
Here, just discovered this. Give it a sec for it to heat up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOoUriH49yU
>>698871753
The best
>>698871652
i wont show that niggaim too much of a pussy duhh
>>698872043
Nah, The best is sex with woman you love
>>698872243
u gay as fuck son
>>698871940
I feel that this is the answer to everything. Really, bro.
>>698872342
Since when fucking with opposite sex people is gay?
>>698868120
Got some Green Crack that i'm about to start vaping :)
>>698872711
>>698872664
damn i want that vaper but they are so fucking expensive im not a rich fuck SHIT
shit im baked as fuck right now just took big hits
>>698873279
Desktop vape (extreme q) was 150 and the water pipe was 120. I picked up a custom bowl and tube kit for 50 so about $320 total. I have the Pax2 and the MFLB too
anyone know fun stuff to do when alone and high like me, all i do is go 4chan / fap / eat
>>698871900
Woa dude, you blowed my Brain bro.
>>698871900
wtffff
wow
>>698874004
Ok my Pax2 is starting to kick in!
>>698874393
kek
>>698874393
pax2 is good for smoking dry weed??
>>698874478
Wanna buy some senzu beans?
>>698874626
Stop, drop, shut 'em down, open up shop
Oh, no
That's how Ruff Ryders roll
Stop, drop, shut 'em down, open up shop
Oh, no
That's how Ruff Ryders roll
Niggas wanna try
Niggas wanna lie
Then niggas wonder why
Niggas wanna die
All I know is pain
All I feel is rain
How can I maintain
With mad shit on my brain?
I resort to violence
>>698874625
Yeah, pax2 is great, but if you want the best quality and hit you can take - crafty or mighty. shut em down open up shop
>>698874909
X gonna give it to ya!
>>698874909
ayy
>>698873583
Which on you recommend for a portable reliable and functional vape, the Pax 2 or MFLB
>>698876768
Both would do fine depending if price is no object. Pax 2 is smaller but its a session vape while the mflb is a on deman hit like a pipe.
>>698876935
>>698876988
I sell final flash parts and final flash accessories
Anyone remember some dude that would come around and post this Gandalf pipe he'd smoke out of? That guy was dope.
>>698876935
Which would you consider more portable or discrete, how's the function on them both?
Just smoked some dank ass white widow
Just chillin
https://youtu.be/5bmN6v_Q8gI
>>698877212
>>698877311
im high as fuck
>>698877227
Pax2 no doubt. its small.
>>698877483
How much do you guys smoke per day/week?
I'll got used to smoke 4-6 cigarett sized joints a day.
>>698877483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES02mWIJ2Tk
>>698876768
The Arizer Air. Multiple attachments avail, ultra portable, hits nice, easy to clean.
I stopped smoking 11 days ago and was smoking a blunt 3-5 times a week before that. Had a piss test for a job this morning, so the past few days I've been drinking water and I bought a qcarbo flush and followed all the instructions to a tee. Woke up at 4am and started the process, finished the flush and following water by 545. Took my test at 730. What do you guys think my odds are?
>>698877318
lol fuck yeah
Any stoners here have a job that does random tests? I haven't smoked in a couple months due to a pre employment drug tests but I just found out that they do randoms. I was thinking about getting a thing of QuickFix synthetic urine to leave in my car. That seems like the best solutions without having to quit. Any one else in the same position?
>>698877672
I usually smoke anywhere from a 1/8 to a 1/4 a week depending on what going on. I usually only smoke 2 times a day
>>698877866
atm I trie to stay high all day long so I startet smoking just a bit of weed multiple times a day. But sadly it didn't work out for as long as I hoped.
Starting tomorrow i guess I have to smoke regular sized joints.
>>698877861
How is a random drug test legal? Here you can do pre-employment tests and the only way they can ask you to do random tests is if you failed the previous test or you cause an accident.
>>698877782
are you fat or skinny?
>>698873583
pax2 is fucking 260 kiddingme
>>698869078
Weed
>>698870565
that looks like Madison Ivy... is that Madison Ivy?
>>698878304
this is an important question
>>698868120
Oh sweet, a thread where we can find all the underdeveloped autists in one place!
>>698878393
no thats Sasha Grey
>>698878255
Because the law allows it, do you not know what "legal" means?
>>698872664
Extreme q is the best.. especially inline with a bong...
>>698878508
you are autuustic
>>698878304
I'm 5'10 190 not really either. Skinnyfat for my body comp
>>698878684
So about 15-20 pounds overweight
>>698877765
That bamboo mat...
I have the same exact fucking one..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzEemp1SLOM
Bruce Banner bowl
http://boards.420chan.org/weed/res/4860701.php
>>698878555
ahh thought so... couldn't possibly be Madison Ivy
>>698872664
i'm on my extreme q now. question, why the bong though? does it add anything? surely the point of the vape is there's nothing you need to filter with water?
>>698873279
i bought the extreme q too, about £150 UK
>>698879195
cools hot vapor - easier on the throat.
>>698868807
Canada fag here, that some shit tier weed m8
>>698879195
>>698879316
>>698878596
i want to start vaping my dried weed what should i buy, i dont want to spend more then like 80/90/100
>>698879716
The MFLB is only 125
I thought this of add effectively going tagged digestibility a decade record each of charge sandbag imbibing bookshelf .
>>698879809
i want one that you dont have to light up tho
>>698878970
Dat file size
so tasty
Smoking right now from Quebec City yo
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>>698879716
if you want a proper desktop vape just bit the bullet and spend that money on the arizer extreme q, by all the accounts i read it seems to be one of the best vapes for cheaper than the volcano (which ofc is the best vape but like £300+)
Pay once for quality, get the £~150 arizer - or however much they are now
im smoking pure power plant grown by myself right now - i vape with the Storz n Bickel Crafty and the Plenty.
Actually considering to get a water attachment to the Crafty because the hot air is starting to get to me.
But of course - I can't right now, just spent 1k euro on grow equipment - 600w digi with 120x120cm homebox as well as dtw coco setup :)
I'm gonna have a great fucking christmas.
Mom onion on ignominious in buying union vesuvius this case the the defects seceded exegetical for of if iridium riel . fartlabia
>>698878587
What I mean is what country makes that legal?
>>698881576
I live in the United States. In a state that has no regulations on companies doing drug tests however they want
I would like, but I'm afraid to buy it off the darknet and getting caught.
>>698881899
I'd be a little sketched at that too. You need to find a guy
>>698882001
What's shitty is I basically live in one of the biggest campuses in America, but I don't know a soul within a 100 mile radius.
>>698881028
Well, alrighty...
>>698881899
Read up on using the deepweb, it's not that difficult if you know what you're doing, plus the shit is fucking bomb
>>698881865
That's pretty shit, why would anyone accept that? Sounds like a direct attempt to control your personal life.
>>698882467
I know full well how to do it and I have about $300 of mixed btc sitting in a wallet that's never touched the clearnet. I'm just paranoid about it getting seized.
>>698882647
If you buy from a reputable seller you shouldn't have to much to worry about
blasted right now
Everyone here is discussing vapes and I'm just wondering someone is dumping giant girls eating people
>>698882499
It is shit. Me being an anarchist I don't accept it at all and if there was anything I could do I would do it. But there is so much control over here that as an individual there's nothing I can do. Just wait until more and more people realize what shit it is
dammit we had such a nice thread before all this vore shit...
>>698882647
Use a P.O. box if you're that worried.
>>698882948
I imagine you're right, but I'm probably going to get an accomplice to receive the package in their name. Then they have deniable plausibility if shit hits the fan.
>>698883126
Because they get enjoyment from trying to derail threads while they eat their tendies is mommy's basement
>>698882948
How can you tell if it is a reputable dealer? I haven't browsed much but from what I've seen there are no reviews sections or anything of the sort. Curious for all goods and services you can buy over the darknet
>>698883304
In all honesty I've had luck setting up a P.O. box in a fake name
>>698873615
>meditate
>art
>>698883281
Went to go get one, but the dude wanted all sorts of proof of residence that I didn't have at the time. He saw my ID and now I'm worried I'm flagged a suspicious person or some shit. I can't even be accused of this shit or I will lose my livelihood.
>>698883595
Man, you can get flagged as suspicious just for using a P.O. box. And tell that fucker you don't have proof of an address and you're living on somebodies couch, or in your car or some shit. Thas what a PO box is for
>>698878383
zoz
>>698883595
That's problematic, yeah if you could find someone willing I'd definetly have them set up a P.O. box or receive the package directly
>>698883544
Tips?
>>698879381
This honestly looks like she's fucking a Spacing Guild ship (Dune) while a sand worm eats some Vipers from BSG.
Fucking hell. That artist was high af.
>>698883963
I live in a small town so they don't really give 2 shits. I have an actual P.O. box in my name and I use the post office often to ship stuff and I get work related packages. So the staff knows me so I just said I wanted to set up a P.O. box for someone staying at my place
>>698880191
ITS TIME TO STOP
>>698883595
Find a drug dealer?? Shit man just go to anywhere teenagers are (skateparks are gold mines) not hard to do. I once went on vacation and the first person I asked on the street hooked me up, you can usually tell if someone gets high
>>698884280
I also used to order 1p-lsd off the clearnet in my name, but to a different address. Another reason why I'm paranoid of being watched.
>>698882259
go to a bar and ask someone if they can hook you up...?
>>698884594
Tbh this is extremely difficult for me. I know this should be the easiest route but I'm too much of a shy pussy. I have to take phenibut just to hang out in public, it's retarded.
im medicated as fuck. haha
>>698879716
I have an arizer solo. Wanna say it runs for around 200 new but finding a used one online is pretty easy and cheaper. It's the best portable vape I've tried as far as vapor quality goes.
I can't really get high any more. My tolerance is off the charts. I'm smoking some amazing weed and I barely get buzzed. wtf?
Even after some t breaks my tolerance goes right back to what it was after a day or so.
Anything I can do?
>>698885127
nah,other than just quitting for a quick minute then startin up again
>>698885094
nice
>>698885295
That's what t breaks are. Taking about 30-45 days off from smoking to let most of the THC exit your system. Even did tons of cardio to burn off whatever fat I could. Nothing works any more.
>>698885094
>>698885511
>>698885598
time to move on to heroine and krokodil boy
>>698885850
ikr? I think I'm just gonna go make some highly purified cannabutter and make some insanely potent edibles. See what that does.
Heres this huge nug I just got. Hard to see but it comes out at 2.6 g's
>>698878684
You should be ait man. Was drug tested heavily for long period of time, QCarbo is legit. Between that and the water drinking, you should have your levels low enough below the cheapo threshold of the drug screen your company bought. Next time if you sweat for an hour/day (sauna or exercise) that will help immensely as well.
I can roll
WAAAAH HERE's yOYr fRiend the DEviL! HeHe
I'm GonNa TUcK yOuR bUTTholEs back In! HeHe
>>698887902
Thanks dude. I was like 90% sure I'd be ok but all day that other 10% of my mind is like "I'M FUCKED!" so this is reassuring to hear.
>>698886995
Is this the kind of weed you can stick in your orifices to feel the warmth deep inside you?
>>698868120
weekend is coming up so yeah
Anybody said Stoner thread?
you guys only smoke weed or mix it with tobacco i mkean joints
>>698891192
Only gross euro or poorfags mix with tobacco, shits nasty
Vroom vroom
>>698891122
Casey Stoner?
Daddy of Ducati is that you?
any1 else preferring hash over green?
Sad Stoners Unite
Concerned Stoners?
Happy again.
>>698890915
Ducati...
daddy?
Sunglasses and Advil.
Back when he used to do heroin.
Wintertime is not my favorite time but I still make time to greet wintertime.
>>698891801
Casey Stoner never did heroin lol
Hey mom! Look at me! I just won this big ass plate!
Did I hear someone say "Stoner thread?"
>>698891435
I love me some good hash, but I also love mixing hash onto a bowl
Just had two fat bong hits and now im high af
any movie suggestions?
Why my dick so heavy today?
Marc Marquez is 5'6 how does he get any pussy?
>>698891647
Are most of your genitalia inside or outside of your body?
This determines whether I'd like to be your daddy or not.
>pls be inside
>>698891973
Prove it.
>>698871753
fucking my gf feels even better. it's like i have a neverending orgasm.
Training Day
>tfw Casey has fucked everybody's moms
>>698892583
I cant find anything let me know if you ever do
>>698892423
I heard Marc likes dick.
how the fuck do you guys get work done on this shit? i'm smoking a super sativa dominant, drank a red bull, but all i want to do is lie in bed and fuck around on my computer
>>698893006
wouldn't surprise me, plus everyone in motogp hates him anyways
>>698893063
don't say do work first. i'm not a patient man.
I just smashed a few bowls of white widom so I'm pretty gone rn
>>698892201
how do you watch movies when high? i can barely follow along to the end of a sentence, seeing a movie or even a tv show is ocmpetely pointless haha
>>698868120
why do you get high? cant you just relax?
>>698878892
>>698877765
and i have the same dumbass record coasters
it reads "The Watermarks - Keep It Clean"
every time i look at them i really question who i really am
>>698892201
American beauty
American psycho
American pie
American pie 2
American hustle
American graffiti
American sniper
OR you can go for "The American", the movie where George Clooney is forced to suck a horse dick in order to save Penelope Cruz from being thrown in hot olive oil.
Can someone explain why I am more productive when smoking? All my friends get couch locked and shit but I can't sit still, anyone else experience this?
Pic related, what i'm smoking. Lemon haze from Christiania.
>>698893341
smoke less
>>698893584
haha tell me your secret. i'd kill to switch positions with you
>>698892980
Well, there's no proof he ever did heroin. But there's no proof he didn't do it either.
>>698878508
Are you inbred?
>>698893635
nah, hate being only kinda high. it's like scratching an itch, but not really, you're just kinda rubbing at it
man guys i wish i was high lol
>>698893525
Does that really happen in that movie?
brother in law made edibles the other day and gave me some. Ate half a cookie a few minutes ago
>>698879809
>>698879716
ordered one yesterday for $74
>>698894176
Who knows?
>>698892201
Waking life (2001)
The quiet earth (1985)
A scanner darkly (2006)
Office space(1999)
Or good anime, thats chill.
>>698868120
Faggot thread started it seems
>>698893341
smoke more indicas they don't fuck your mental functions
Came in to see stoner thread, you degenerates went crazy
>>698894846
The nazis won WW 2.
>>698894959
they did and I'm glad son, I'm glad.
>>698894121
what
>>698895487
these pictures dont make me high
>>698873405
Fuckin made me find it an reply to you too? Ultra nig
>>698895664
Bend over.
>>698893584
Similar anon, I think it's because Lemon Haze is some good fucking sativa that will make you productive, provided you get started with your productivity.
I've got an 80% Jack Herrer wax cartridge, a 68.8% Sour D oil cartridge, and an eighth of Death Star OG.
All 4 are lit man
>Mfw
>>698873583
I bought a pax. Used it like a half dozen times. It burns too much. You can't smoke it like a bowl. You have to finish everything you put in it in one sitting. Good for when you have a bunch of people over. Pointless when you're alone.
>>698868807
mids
