New thread from old tinder continues. Heres where i left off
>No fucking way.. Dude wait after this message I will do dubs again I just can't believe she's putting up with this she's a trooper
>>698865777
nice trips
send her the greentext
>>698865919
Wew I may have a chance of saving this I want her to like me...I want her to like /b/
>>698865777
But I liek you
I will however let this thread die. Just started talking to her again lol
>>698866058
what are you even talking about you autist
just deliver ffs
>>698865777
Now give me your mother-whore fucking phone number or I'll tell everyone at the Bistro you put AIDS in the coffee
>>698866453
This is awesome
>>698866642
I'm waiting on dubs you pleb
>>698867036
As op I unbiased roll for this
Well I guess I'm just gonna fuck this chick thanks for nothing
God I actually worry about this chick fuck it back to dubs lay it on me
Kayla
>>698867639
You look sweet though, and you seem to have a sense of humor. Do you wanna get some coffee? Maybe a bagel on a moonlit beach?
Any dubs at all...
>>698867255
Send this
>>698867036
I meant this
My sides are in orbit over this convo oh my god I have no idea
>>698868249
North County 760?
Can you zozzle my nozzle?
>>698868808
:o are you a wizard?
>>698868808
Oh I just read what I posted whoops
>>698868950
Shuuurr bud
baby come back! you can blame it all on me
Are you into klansmen bukkake too?!
This bitch thinks she can hang
>>698868950
stop lolling and get serious. you got a dick and i got a big fat pussy. they need to meet
>>698869121
There's a pretty constant dialog going lol
>>698869240
Haha tell her that was your ice breaker
>>698869261
My hero! Op here
Alright I'm just at this chick need to get btfo mode
havent kek'd so hard the whole week
She's got to think... I have b good luck
this is the best thread
Give me more!!!
>>698869768
I know you think I'm crazy, but I'm just madly in love with you sweetie
>>698869261
fuck it reroll
Hey im gonna buy you some lotion make sure to use it all and especially on your pussy
>>698869904
Oh god that's so cringe (op not rolling for this).. or maybe.. fuck it I'll roll for anything this bitch is thinking. You're supposed to be /b/
>>698869768
Tell her to chill out and you will paint her as an aztec warrior princess on the hood of your car
>>698869768
>You got some yokes chica
>>698869768
We do what we do ese
>>698870088
kek. do it
>>698870124
Dude op here this is dumb but I still kekd way too hard lol
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OP this is cringey as fuck. 0/10
>>698870124
this
>>698869904
>>>698869768 (You)
>I know you think I'm crazy, but I'm just madly in love with you sweetie
Ffs I did know I rolled dubs on that oh lord
>>698865777
>"hope you find what youre looking for"
every fucking time...
>>698870124
THIS BRING HER HOME
>you will paint her as an aztec warrior princess on the hood of your car
I wanna get me some of dat herbalife Kayla
Sorry that I'm acting like this. I just haven't been myself since I got diagnosed with HIV next week. I also have herpes and genital warts. what girl is ever going to want me now?
Sorry that I'm acting like this. I just haven't been myself since I got diagnosed with HIV last week. I also have herpes and genital warts. what girl is ever going to want me now?
>>698870124
>>>698869768 (You)
>Tell her to chill out and you will paint her as an aztec warrior princess on the hood of your car
I've never had someone just put up with trolling like this.. I'm just... I don't even know
>>698871046
Roll
>>698870608
Anyways miss. Pedro, you don't have to give me your phone number anymore, I got your adress and I'm gonna come over to get me some of dat herbalife fagina
How dare she
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>>698871046
Rolling
>>698867742
/kayla.pedro.10
ayyy
Listen bitch, my 2" dick is diamond hard right now and I'm going to use you like the little fuck toy you are.
Oh fuck I'm so sorry that was Chad, the voice in my head. He's usually a bro but he's really telling me to fuck you.
>>698871046
Rollerino
>>698871249
4349ll
>>698871376
thy do people have to cringe i never understood
>>698871363
This
>>698871046
Fuckin roll
>>698871363
Roll
>>698871231
Tell her to lie down and open her mouth cuz its gonna get punished for talking to me like that
If I can't fuck you can I at least fuck your two kids?
>>698871046
Reroll
>>698871231
i know bbygirl. it'll will be miles deep in your sweet sweet ass, won't it?
>>698871249
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>>698871363
DOUBLE DUBS
>>698871363
>Listen bitch, my 2" dick is diamond hard right now and I'm going to use you like the little fuck toy you are.
>Oh fuck I'm so sorry that was Chad, the voice in my head. He's usually a bro but he's really telling me to fuck you.
Lel. My sides hurt so bad
>>698871249
Reeolll
>>698871363
This
>>698871046
Roll
>>698871754
Op again. Stop apologizing this bitch loves it
>>698871363
TRIP DUBS
>>698871754
Should have sent it in two messages
Also rerolling for
>>698871249
>>698871898
Specific in text on my cell and to be quickie just copy pasting mostly
>>698871046
Rolling
My dad is reaching for stuff, wanna join?
please smear your warm breast milk against my tender waiting asswhole
>>698871898
Offbyonekenobi.jpeg.cia.3dsx.gba.nds.zip.rar.pdf.jpg.png.gif.webm.icon.exe.LITEMOD.txt.ttf.pixpack
>>698865777
May the Fist of Dorn Watch over you!
>>698871046
Kek roll
Can I come visit you in Oceanside? I wanna get me some of dem Herbalife shakes. Maybe meet your kids, they seem delicious. I once met a guy who high-fived the "fuck her right in the pussy" guy. Have you ever met any celebrities?
Must move faster she thinks she's witty
>>698872235
Offbytwoskywalker.penisenlargementscaleofonetoten
Babe I'm actually sucking my own dick right now cause I'm a huge faggot
>>698871249
Rerollization
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>>698872326
Op here... rolling
>>698872295
trade pics?
>>698872326
ROLLL
>>698872355
Hank u
>>698872355
Fack yes
Want to see my fedora and MLP collection? It is pretty big, but my penis is small
>>698871046
Roll
>>698872326
Roll
>>698871249
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I don't even know what I sent
>>698872409
Roll for this
>>698872442
Yeah I have dubs for sale
>>698872499
Winrar
>>698872326
Rolls
This is losing momentum
OP you're clearly an underage autismo
>>698872570
Predictive text.
I swear it works amazingly.
>>698872755
winrar
>>698872570
Lol Kayla Nate told me to fuck with you for fun, he said you would think it was funny
>>698872755
Whoa kek expose yourself op
>>698872755
No I am not I just don't give a fuck about some of these chick's I've already got a couple lined up I'll post more of y matches if you want. And as I stated last thread. Starting now quads gets my phone number win
So, why haven't we fucked yet?
>>698872750
These fuck tards are all potato
Ask to exchange pics if I get dubs
>>698872866
>>>698872570 (You)
>Lol Kayla Nate told me to fuck with you for fun, he said you would think it was funny
You sly dog
Find next match
Use predictive text
Choose one of the three options, and keep pressing in that exact space until you find a stopping point, preferably after a paragraph.
bitch imma fuckin shit on your pussy =0
>>698873216
Rer
>>698872941
I'm not talking about how many girls you have lined up on Tinder. I'm saying you comeoffas an autist in every fucking way. This furthers the proof that ''getting'' pussy doesn't diminish the amount of autism that eats you inside.
>>698873216
roll
>>698873216
R3r011
131 1m 4 1337 h4x3r
>>698865777
do you know what a cleveland steamer is?
Ai gurl u ever had shit up in your pussy. Let me help u with that u disgusting fucking cow. I'm gonna milk you like a cow while you moo and shit
This is gonna end bad I feel it
>>698873216
Re ro ll
>>698873361
Yea no idea what you're talking about but cool story bro
>>698873449
nah jk. still wanna see ur tits tho
>>698873449
Yeah Nate Mendes ;P From providence. Tattooed guy, tiger on his breast, feather on his arm, sniffs his hand after he fingers a girl
Nate said if I could make you laugh you'd sleep with me, said you were easy like that.
>>698873588
>>>698873449 (You)
>Yeah Nate Mendes ;P From providence. Tattooed guy, tiger on his breast, feather on his arm, sniffs his hand after he fingers a girl
I actually thought you were talking about a different nate.. we do have a common connection
He also told me that he wants to fuck you. He told me to tell him your response
>>698873723
Roll
This chick...
Nate said he wanted to spit-roast you with me
*liks ur boody* if u no like it I have to make u like it *takes of ur close and pees in ur but (it's caled s3x) and bites of ur niple* mm bby lets kiss so u get pregnent
>>698873937
Rolling
Sorry about all that, i had an abusive childhood wich left me with a bad case of tourette's syndrome in text form im so sorrGOD FUCking BITch I hate YouDOG FuckerKfsksd
>>698873546
I know you don't,why did I bother, let's let it be
deliver pics of nate
>>698873937
Roll
>>698873868
Quit drinking your herbalife crack you rancid cancerous pig. Nate promised me some sour puss
She called us fags...
>>698873951
Send this 2 necks mach
>>698874077
Winrar
>>698873937
>>698873937
>Nate said he wanted to spit-roast you with me
>>698874111
>>>698873868 (You)
>Quit drinking your herbalife crack you rancid cancerous pig. Nate promised me some sour puss
Little breather time in between messages lol
>>698874220
4349ll
>>698874220
Rrrrrrerooooooliiiiiingggggg
but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps s-so.. adjusts collar and looks firmly. What do you sasy to my proposal? *waits patiently
Oh my god... yea this is just nasty now
>>698874447
OF BYE 3
He said that you don't clean your puss
>>698874220
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>>698874517
Op again there's a definitive easy response I would normally say to her but not good cause don't want hower if dubs get me there.. I will post results
>>698874517
This bitch is desperate. She loves the abuse.
I bet that pussy as stank as your attitude
>>698874562
Off by one (F).
>>698874666
checkd
>>698874731
Rolling
>>698874692
Just picking that up? That's the only reason I'm still here I have no idea why
>>698874220
Y DO I NEVER GET DUBZZZZZZZZZZ
Tfw I can't just find a nice girl (op here)
>>698874220
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I'm posting this convo and your pic on 4chan
She left a huge opening guys like literally I'm just gonna respond if you don't roll dubs
>>698873951
Fucking hell just gimme a winrar already
Let's fuck
>>698875044
Thanks
Nate gave me your address, on my way ;)
>>698875042
just do it
>>698873951
>*liks ur boody* if u no like it I have to make u like it *takes of ur close and pees in ur but (it's caled s3x) and bites of ur niple* mm bby lets kiss so u get pregnent
You win!!... oh god I just cringed after I sent it
>navyseal.pasta
>>698875245
That is the point though xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Ayy Lmao
I'd be surprised if she responds after that last one. She was ready for my dick.. and now.. oh god
>>698875245
Anyways I'm packing my toolkit and heading over to your place, kids home?
Gimme ur number
This is a fucking retarded thread. And op is way to amused with himself thinking he is doing something cool. Shit tier dubs decide thread. Why any other fags are trying to roll must be on ops level of idiocy feeding eachother stupidity back and forth. Out of this cringefest.
>>698875474
Roll
>>698875338
Good lawls sir, good lawls.. not this
>>698875411
send it
>>698875415
i feel with you man
Send me nudes?
Look, all I want to do is get us some popcorn, go to your house and watch some Mean Girls.
>>698875591
Rolling
>>698875591
Yea you clearly missed the last thread
>>698875600
Winrar
>>698875720
Reroll
Roll
>>698875715
Op here rolling for this
>>698875882
Reroll
>>698875715
Roll
>>698875895
reroll of the reroll
>>698875966
WINRAR
>>698875932
Reroll
>>69887547>>698875474
>>>698875245 (You)
>Anyways I'm packing my toolkit and heading over to your place, kids home?
There's no way she's fuck hang on
Yea I think she's bailing
>>698876189
Your son and daughter? the kids.. i wanna ... meat them
>>698876305
this
>>698876189
Your son and daughter? the kids.. i wanna ... eat them.. with some herbalife sauce.. Oops I meant meet them. roflol, lol, lmao, ha-ha
Yea I think she's bailing goodbye kayla toughest broad to put up with my shit yet. And this was a in response to how much I hate tinder and roll threads... and op white Knighting thread
>>698876305
this
>>698876305
roll
Alright op again I'll do one more
>>698877170
Jessica has a pretty smile *snickers nefariously*
>>698877170
Rosario
Jessica
I know a bitch
She's a whore, but probably won't send nudes
Her reactions are PRICELESS though
180023255324
Send her something like "I'll fuck u up m8o"
She'll go batshit insane and she's one of those Anarchist types that hate cops, so no worries if dubs make you send her something like illegal shit
>>698877802
Be warned her whiteknight beta crew or Tumblr followers or whatever might start texting your number
Do Jessica :D
Problem with living in socal this beaner
Come on op, do Jessica
I don't really speak that much spanish so I have a feeling it's gonna be tough
>>698878188
You win lol what do I say
>>698877644
Jessica I have a confession to make, are you ready for it?
>>698877802
You better text her
Just say cops are pigs or whatever, badmouth the government, maybe even make a fake empty threat towards them to impress her, her tits are (insert 100 emoji for niggers here)
>>698878347
This
>>698878347
Oh boy.... also don't expect this to nearly be as good as kayla. That woman has my heart just cause how she took it
Say "Hey Jessica, I thought you were really cute and I wanted to take you out sometime, My hobbies include burning niggers, kicking pregnant women and raping Orphans" :)
bump
>>698878788
>Say "Hey Jessica, I thought you were really cute and I wanted to take you out sometime, My hobbies include burning niggers, kicking pregnant women and raping Orphans" :) lel....
And now we wait lol...
Lol>
>>698879113
Oh that is fucking beautiful xD
Try to start softer I'll give you a bonus round. I still have quite a few I haven't spoke to some that messaged me first
>>698879362
Get Rosario then, tell her she has a pretty name, that reminds you of the smell of roses
>>698879362
Rosario, say "hey cutie, how would you like a real man to show you a rough time?" :)
>>698879248
Hey someone told me you put HIV in the coffee at BISTRO
>>698879474
She's a straight up Mexican though my Spanish only goes so far
Lol must be a badasd
Try Elizabeth then
>>698879362
Mariko I see your eyebrows have left and not come back. How are you putting up with the leukaemia treatment?
>>698879785
Op here lol
>>698865777
Lucky seven trips checked
>>698880000
you're fucking joking
Can I sign up for Tinder with just email/username/pw? or is logging in with FB a must?
come on op, deliver
>ITT: OP thinks he's funny and laughs at his own shit
>>698880000
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>>698880000
Holy shit!!!
>>698880000
>>698880000
>>698865777
Shall we make this a get thread?
>>698880000
lucky quads checked
>>698880396
You're new here
>>698880837
Pretty new, yes. Why? What did I do wrong?
>>698878788
Winrar
wanna sum fuk?
>>698879362
To elizabeth: You can't polish a turd, and you can't put make-up on cankerous pig
>>698881010
Nothing I could just tell
>>698879850
Sorry kayla gave me her number... This escalated quickly
>>698881954
plz let me crawl into your gargantuous vagina
>>698882315
How?
>>698882747
I asked for it?
>>698883288
Now get some pics of her strip
If trips post kayla's number
>>698883288
send her a dick pic
>>698883288
Gonna need a new thread soon. (Every time we say this, OP jumps ship and never makes a new thread, still don't know why. Don't be that guy, keep making them until this show dies.)
Now what are you gonna do? We demand pictures.
See >>698883391
>>698878408
Hey there...that's your best tinder pick up line...
>>698883>>698883868
Working on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2_Gm--T0Vo
>>698879618
this
>>698885039
Remain heterosexual, OP
>>698885039
Go on! Give us another one
>>698886114
Finish up steph>>698881954
>>698886815
Stephani I would like to marry you and pay for your bariatric surgery, you will be the most beautiful wife in a white wedding dress on the altar in the church and afterwards I can pound your fishhole and babies will fall out
>>698865777
This shit isnt even funny, stop making these threads.
>>698880000
>69
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Beautiful number
