Based man climbing trump towers kek
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Based man climbing trump towers kek
Anyone else watching?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bSNtyRe68U
GET IN HERE NOW
wonder if he'll fall soon
If he falls off, they'll blame Trump.
Oh god I hope he falls and dies.
what the fuck is wrong with americans? literally a collection of the worst humanity has to offer.
Hillary can't climb a flight of stairs
>>698865353
shit ass feed, just a shot of the air bag ON THE GROUND. THE DUDE IS UP ABOVE YO ffs what the fuck
>>698866088
that's why they were kicked out of england in the first place
>>698866444
well someone broke a window, anyone know if it was him because of those cups, or was it some fucking yahoo trying to grab him?
>>698866799
>)
i assume they were going to try and grab him
>>698866444
Trips confirm.
>>698866799
someone trying to grab him i think
>>698865353
slowest fucking climb i've ever seen.
and i am an experienced rock climber. after all OP's mom is a mountain.
>>698865353
Yes let's all give CNN our shekels hurr.
>>698867122
well he was on that face before, and those windows don't look too thick, i was thinking it was the cups. he slams them onto the face hard for some reason.
>>698867227
you dumb fucking schmuch, if you have cable or satellite, you're already paying them. do you know how the world works?
>>698867266
>mfw
>for some reason
>>698867266
when i looked, it was off to the side of where he was climbing and trhere was a black guy sticking his face out. who knows.
man it really does not look that difficult. with 5 suciton cups and ropes and shit. i guess it would tiring but you could always rest. it might get really windy higher upt. but they can also easily wait for him and trap him.
>>698867484
they're mechanical suction cups, so look those up. this isn't an ACME cartoon.
>>698864966
>>698867367
But not as much. Besides I don't watch tv.
>>698866444
super ultra checked (69, 88, 66, and 444)
anyone else waiting for him to fall so we can finally get some new rekt content?
>dude's probably doing it for the lulz and attention but everyone on both /b/ and /pol/ is trying to tie either campaign into it
lel
>>698866082
cake
Inb4
>guyfalls.jpg
>Cant stump the Trump
>>698867773
watching is irrelevant, if you fucking pay for fucking cable or fucking satellite, you're fucking paying cnn, you fucking schnozenugget.
>>698867748
kek
>>698867827
seriously. i'm sick of posting tacos.
>>698867266
probabljy because he doesn't want to die when they come off.
>>698867266
>>698867491
the authorities broke the window from the inside to talk to him/try to grab him. live in manhattan, am watching it live right now
If he makes it to the top he's going to plant an Mexican flag.
>>698868000
so what? you'd rather pay for fox you fucking retard
>>698868000
Yes but it will still go bankrupt if enough people don't watch it.
Besides youtube shekels are a thing.
>>698868137
i just got back from midtown. in brooklyn.
>>698868137
thank you anon. that's just kind of dangerous on their part tbh.
its america right? someone shoot the attention seeking fag
>>698867713
I know what they are, autist. I was pointing out the fact that it's fucking obvious why he "slams" them into the window.
>fuck you kid
Five suction cups. Is it really even dangerous at this point. And it's going to take him like 14 hours to get to the top
>>698868269
Maybe the windows just didn't have an opening mechanism. If so then Trump must be cheaper than I thought.
>>698868163
you fucking morans have no clue how money works with broadcasting companies, so i'll leave you to your gay aids canser faggotry.
what's the awesome music called?
Anyone know?
>>698868477
well if you looked through the yt page, you might find goo gl / Rra2dw
>>698868477
Mywoood_dankstorm
>>698868403
So cheap one of the panes will give out from inadequate adhesive?
>>698868403
generally on hirises like that, windows don't open. maybe ones designed for exterior maintenance, but not that big of ones. it's just not safe and i'd doubt they make large ones that open. it's just more secure to have them not open.
>>698864966
>inb4 he's shot down
>>698868159
Underrated post
>>698868737
How dare you compare!?!? It's the Scatman!
>>698868417
>canser
kill yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP493LmSJrE
>>698869328
>kill yourself
no u
This dumb nigger is going to reach the top at Christmas.
>>698869401
this fuckin' goober
>>698866088
American's? I believe Philippe Petit was French?
top kek
>>698869583
i just saw the zoom to the top, why didn't he start in the fucking morning?
I would shit myself if Trump Sparta kicked that fucking hippie back to the street. Right through the window. THIS. IS. SPARTRUUUUUMP
>>698869258
>faggot
Been serious though it's actually, reply to this comment or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
>>698868403
windows in buildings like that rarely open. you might want to leave the basement of your mom's farm
>>698869763
I guess if you're dumb enough to do attention whoring like this, you don't really think things all the way through.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM
>>698869872
mom's farm kek
>>698869917
might as well
Here's another stream with the always on point local fox news commentary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
This nigger has moved about 5 feet in the 10 minutes I've been watching
>>698869885
Or, for us West Coast fags, so we could see this shit livestreaming too. No fun in it if you start at the asscrack of dawn on the East Coast.
>>698869865
heres the original, cus bananas are for faggots
>>698869885
well maybe it was the best time to approach that part of the building. no security, etc. you probably don't get a choice in timing. hope he brought a sammich.
>>698870057
ikr. i've already lost interest. it'll be on liveleak if he eats it.
He's really freaking slow.
They're breaking the window apparently lmao
someone get the webm ready for when he falls
>>698870293
HE'LL BE ALL OVER IF HE EATS IT.
>>698870147
Thanks.
found this http://i.imgur.com/fY7AMzA.jpg
>>698870418
I don't get the joke. What's the joke? Are tacos funny now?
>>698870738
ALL OVER CORAL. HE'LL BE ALL OVER.
LAPTOP COMPUTER
I gonna lol so hard if he makes it to the top and Flys a Hillary flag
oh shit now the popo are on the window cleaning rig, he gon get busted!
all hail based Steve
>>698871152
who is this retard. he can't climb obviously
cops hiding in the cleaning thing,,,he gonna shoot the poor bastard
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THE SEGA
GOOGLE PLUS MUSIC PLAYER
FRIED CHICKEN
MELLON THE GREAT!
ALL HAIL SKELETON GIRL
WHITNEY HUSTON WAS AN INSIDE JOB!
PINAPLE ON PIZZA IS THE BEST
>>698870949
Fuck I want some tacos.
>>698871333
he's been climbing for two hours without rest or water nigger
also nice trips
>>698871449
AWWWWWW YISSSSSS.
>>698871283
What's the link to yours, mine sucks
>>698871139
Underrated post
>>698871575
I really hate big chunks of onions. I do think I will get some sort of taco/burrito/something untraditional but still associated with the mexicans for dinner.
>>698871742
it's above here, the first link.
>>698871378
god i hope so. building climbers always end up being some french or Belgian faggot who blocks up traffic for fucking miles for their own grandstanding.
We deserve a bloodstained smoosh for the bullshit he's causing.
>>698871882
YUM?
O SHIT THEY'RE SMASHING THE WINDOWS
>>698871882
Oh those are the best parts. Where it's just meat, bit of cilantro, big chunks of onion, maybe tomato
then a whole shitload of really spicy sauce. Or ketchup.
>>698871937
but why do you care about the bullshit he's causing? did he rustle your jimmies?
>>698864966
Trump probably paid this faggot to do this.
I think it's over...
>>698871972
>>698871575
>>698870949
>>698870418
whats with the sudden onslaught of taco posting, faggots?
one trying to break, one taking out a pane.
noooo wayyyyyy they are opening the fucking window....this does not bode well....
>>698872177
Because I have to deal with the backed up traffic to get home when these assholes do this shit because some eurotrash asshole wants to show off.
he's about tho get hoisted out of there
i thought they were going to break the window, and it would fall down on the climber killing him. that would be typical american. the american way. all action no brain. but this time...
>>698872461
he can just go around it faggot, and the live stream shows him doing just that
get a load of the faggot cops in climbing hats
why is there a black cop in trumps tower??
>>698872537
>i thought they were going to break the window, and it would fall down on the climber killing him. that would be typical american. the american way. all action no brain. but this time...
kek, like when the police in Munich smoked cigarettes on the roof watching the Pals murder hostages and then helped them escape. K.
>>698872564
no he cant faggot...
>>698864966
it's like a game of Tetris or something. Above and to R, there is an open window and cops. Immediate L, a bucket to grab you. Solution is to go up and L, between the bucket and cops above. But he can't see that where he is.
>>698872300
it's not
>>698872967
shit now they opened the window on the right
>>698872564
do you see faggot...do you?? they can open any window.dickless
>>698872749
>no he cant faggot...
so he's caught then, right? Oh that is right, he's still going
>>698872967
look again
Nobody cares you shill.
They opening windows and he trying to avoid them. This is getting fun.
>>698872891
up and left would still result in him getting caught. they'd just raise up the bucket and scoop him in. only option he has now is to go down and around
HE DROPPED THE FUCKING BOTTLE, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>698873051
>do you see faggot...do you?? they can open any window.dickless
he can just keep moving. they don't have enough people to open every window. give him about 5 more minutes and he can get around them.
It's ogre.
>>698873051
can they really open them? aren't they mounting down the window panels?
>>698873186
what if this fag gets physical with the police?
The cops should put on suction cups and try to catch up with him, instead of cheating
>>698872336
you don't like tacos?
>>698873239
>they dont have enough people to open every window
>the nypd
try harder
>>698873261
youre rright..but now that they know what to do they can just surround him with open windows and hes trapped
>>698871972
Okay I am terrible and don't like avocado either but I could totally pick it off of those and fuck them up.
>>698872497
i'd be more pissed he has better hair that me.
#ClimbForHarambe
im gonna throw a basketball up there, watch out
>>698873428
i looooove tacos maing
but wats it gotta do with this ? i fail to make the connection..''eats it '' would be falling down? but why tacos
>>698873640
Because Trump and mexicans
Is anyone there? Go up on the roof and chuck shit at him and see if he falls.
>>698873504
SHIT DUDE, PICK SOMETHING. I'VE GOT THOUSANDS MORE>
He's going round them! The madman!
>>698873773
so the cops can come arrest you then go back to waiting for him?
>>698873533
lel
Stupid Trumpcuck. This greasy virgin thinks he's accomplishing something.
>>698873640
Tacos are regularly posted in rekt threads as spam kind of like how bananas are posted in YLYL threads.
>>698864966
Bumping, this is good shit.
>>698873533
please refrian from using forced memes
harambe isnt even relevant anymore
oh hes done. that window cleaning scaffold is gonna get him.
>>698873820
i've been looking at his strategy, but the bucket is below him there, so where now?
>>698873239
are you special or something?? are you watching the same live feed?? look closely ..use your eyes AND your brain...i know its hard for you but you can do it..i know you can..
>>698873842
Sacrifice yourself for the greater good.
By greater good, I mean for the keks.
>>698873870
I. AM. TACO. FAG.
>>698873773
why do you think he is going to the roof this way? you can't just go up to the roof normally without access
Ha. The fucker is trapped.
His only hope for fame now is to remove his safety equipment and fall to his death.
>>698864966
They got him cornered boys.
I don't think he's gonna make it to the top.
here's a video he posted about it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sP493LmSJrE
http://abcnews.go.com/US/man-spotted-scaling-side-trump-tower-york/story?id=41278389
>>698874025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80YFtnTBApU
>>698874092
they would have moved the bucket by now.
if only he was fucking faster
>>698873984
>>698874025
bucket may be at max height. he may be able to avoid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP493LmSJrE
Do you know how many of those fucking monsterous skyscraper spiders he must be encountering.
He's gonna come across a fucking huge one and get scared and fall.
>>698874268
samefag.>>698874149
cops planning to rappel
gg
>>698874166
i mean really, do you think its worth going to the roof and maybe getting arrested just for a chance to throw something
>>698874260
they hang those from the top, so it has no where to go but up.
>>698874327
>Do you know how many of those fucking monsterous skyscraper spiders he must be encountering.
myth . . . I worked in a really tall buliding for 4 years. spiders are normal size.
>>698874429
no there is no rope- this one is erected from street.
>>698874268
lovely. he's nuts
>>698874268
holy shit that was posted last night
>>698868000
He said he doesn't watch TV retard, why would he pay for it if he doesn't watch it?
>>698874268
he hasch a funny schpeesch impediment like the nerd from robot shchicken
>>698874539
>lovely. he's nuts
how is a guy that fucking stupid and weird able to climb even to the modest height he has attained.
the stuff he's doing must actually be very easy
>>698874507
i see cables above it, but with that sweet camerawork, hard to tell.
See folks? My towers can beat any attention whore comunist faggot. I'm not saying they are the best towers in the world but the world is watching it.they are. We will do the same with mexitacos. We will open the window of my wall and they will be thrown away. Vote me and America will be as aficient as my towers. Let's make america great again folks, just like my towers.
>Man Attempts to Climb Trump Tower in NYC
should it not be ''Man climbing trump tower in nyc'' ?? i mean hes not attempting hes doing
>>698874507
and they just moved it up just now.
kek he's a trump supporter himself
i wonder how republicans will handle this?
>>698874436
well it isn't exactly what he means, but when i worked in tall building there were massive spiders there with most on the roof and some inside and on the windows, the thing is they weren't that big but they were big compared to the spiders that you see commonly on the ground
>>698874268
this is like Turk 182. He has his idiot relative pose for this shit and then the cool guy does the actual stunts, getting away from the police at the last second.
Saw that movie on cable at age 12. fuck I love that movie
>>698874416
For ONE PERSON to throw shit and make that guy fall, so the REST OF US gets our daily allowance of keks.
FUCKING YES YOU FAGGOT
"Take the fucking rope" - police
"Fuck you" -climber
>>698874889
Well now the thing is, does anyone live close to the towers?
If they shoot him, it is a simple matter of scooping up and hosing away the human debris from the sidewalk below.
Any extraneous equipment can be retrieved from the side of the building at a later time.
>>698874702
Kek
does anybody think theyll just grab him
>>698875082
probably.
>>698875272
They can't. What if he falls? They'll blame the police.
MURICA
>>698875272
Nah it is dangerous forcing him.
>>698875272
they wont risk it ..he might let go or struggle and fall..they wont..
>>698875327
what if they clip him first then break the windows the cups are suctioned to.
THEY GOT HIM
>>698864966
***SPOILER***
He's 17 ft off the floor.
i don't think they can stop him, just offer to help, anyone know the laws on this? manhattan guy??
>>698875327
>>698875389
>>698875398
blown
the
fuck
out
FUCKIN KEK CALLED IT
OH SHIT
>>698875501
They can still arrest him, regardless of how they have to do it.
fuck they got him
FUCK
fuck i tabbed out of the stream then heard the ''ohhhs''
das it mane
kek they got him
They yankeed him in!
>>698875398
they just did you idiot.
gotcha
HAHAHA
IT'S OVER
THE COPS YANKED HIM IN
NOOOOO THEY GOT IM!!!!!!
>>698875501
Why couldn't they? The fucker was trespassing and endangering people. Also, he was some emo cunt.
RIP cops fucked it up.
crap
press F to pay respects
aaaaand its over
The Fox casters are fucking cancer. Wish they'd shut the fuck up
>>698875541
Well that what inecessarily risky.
>>698875696
"What pokemon is this?"
>>698875718
cucked.
Good. I hope they're beating the fuck out of the cunt for ruining peoples fucking commutes home. I want to see his mugshot, bloodied and bruised.
Stupid boring faggot!
>>698875272
called it
>>698876002
SPIDERTACOMAN DEMANDS RESPEKT.
>>698864966
We have those type of suction cups at work. They're really not meant for that.
Surprised he's made it that far.
>>698875984
Kek
oh fuck, now it's trump speaking somewhere, hey guise, do you think climber was the opening act????
What if all this was a strateggy to show americans that any mexican will be able to climb his wall?
Fuck the police for locking up Stevie
TRUMP IS GOD JUST ACCEPT IT OR I'LL SLIT YOUR NECK
>>698876009
So angry and entitled
>muh commute, this fucker needs to suffer
>>698876333
no, he's a trump supporter.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sP493LmSJrE
>>698876333
trips demand we discover if trumptowerman was a spic.
Is he a b/tard? About an hour and a half ago, anon said watch CNN in fifteen minutes...
Fag delivrared?
>>698876462
holy shit anon, kudos.
>>698876629
it's been posted like five times already in this thread.
>>698876462
Obviously. Only a trump supporter would work for trump.
>>698876581
>obligatory new/summerfag post..
>>698876581
Oh shit...
>>698876702
sorry anon, i was watching his climb and all, my bad.
>>698876181
Same here. Dude was really determined. I'm surprised he didn't accidentally almost pull a window off.
>>698876581
>698876581
alright so someone who screencapped the thread make a collage of the thread and this one etc. w/e the fuck who cares
>>698876848
>not having a laptop and a tv.
>>698876581
Sure as fuck looks like a /b/tard
>>698877390
hey you know, i haven't had cable/sat for 15 years, everything is online for me. so suck it.
Brah said to watch CNN a cpl hrs ago in here
dude fuck those cops that stopped him. i wish they knocked him off the building trying to get him so their lives would be forever fucked up after...
>>698877004
for this thread http://i.imgur.com/ieab62h.jpg
>>698877557
>being too poor to pay for tv
>>698876581
I'm sure he is and also autistic af
>>698877859
i've started and own two businesses which are financially profitable. i choose not to give my hard earned cash to cable and sat tv operators. it's a personal decision. i'm sorry for you that you cannot understand that type of thing.
>>698878079
>being sorry that someone else doesn't worry about paying $100 a month for cable.
I had a lemonade stand once when I was a kid, I made a couple dollars, too.
They almost killed him - missed him by inches
>>698878192
>>698878192
>>698878079
forget it anon he is one of the sheeple who enjoys his enslavement
>>698878079
but cable and sat tv operators are the same that provide you with internet
>>698878260
i own a successful bakery, and a pet food oriented company. my personal choice to not give even $1 to cable or satellite corporations might be lame to you, but it is my decision alone to make. make all the trolling fun you want, when you give away your freedom of choice, you might as well put a bullet in your head.
>>698878652
>responding to his own post to make it look like people care.
>>698878802
who is your internet provider?
>>698878802
>classic hyperbole
>>698878897
HA! you want me to dox myself? good luck with that.
>>698877859
>being blue-pilled enough to watch TV without getting pissed off at the endless propaganda and low quality programming
>>698879129
DON'T YOU TOUCH MY BRAND NEW $600K HAMBURGER.
>>698879064
just saying, youre acting like youre stiffing it to the man by not paying for cable, but your internet provider probably is one of those cable/sat corporations you don't want to support.
>>698879129
lol there isn't any propaganda on "diners drive ins and dives"
Now we can add Steve to the list of important people who endorse Trump.
>>698879404
*stephen rogata of virginia.
>>698879384
>he pays for that shit
>>698876424
He wanted to grandstand and get attention. I wanted to get home without fighting fucking gridlock for 4 hours in midtown.
If that makes me entitled, then I can live with it.
Can't wait to watch the movie
>>698879732
right. i'm not going to torrent it like some teenage poor nigger theif.
