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Human grill waifu claiming thread! Rules: >Claim your Waifu/Husbando

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Human grill waifu claiming thread!

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Jenny/ not /b/
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them

Best robot claimed
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Cirno again
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>>698799161
>>698799237
well if it works well and the UI is better than Tumblr's mess then I'm down to use it.
>>698799113
>having your employer's be dependent on your skills
No wonder they pay you well.
>>698799477
confused? good.
>>698799376
Gaming, sketching, watching anime or making music. why?
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>>698799999
STRONGET?!!?!
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still here
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>>698799995
fucking shit...
it was worth a shot, tho
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I need to rest, see ya all later.
>>698799202 (Anonon)
You're already putting a lot of effort into it, as long as you have fun doing it that's all that matters though.
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>>698799477
Oh shit I'm sorry, I'm too lazy to reread the thread.
That's good I guess and if you don't mind telling it twice
Doing anything now that you can see again? Work or something?
>>698799710
>Prefer going until I need to
I'm afraid I don't follow
My dog just got so excited it jumped on my and spilled all my coffee over me so I'm gonna clean real quick
>It burns
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I'm out for the day

Good night thread and remember, you have a heart of gold, dont let them take it from you
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>>698800089
to sleep. nice mess
>>698800137
night
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>>698799994
Thanks. Glad to hear!

Yeah, Tumblr is WAY too slow to load because it's way too overdone.

And Facebook is just shit.
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>>698799994
I see you deleted your earlier bake.
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>>698799994
Dude you keep missing all the good gets. What the fuck is wrong with you.
>confused? Good
Fuck you nig

>>698799710
I made a burger earlier today and it should be in fridge as long as nobody ate it.

>>698799735
Can't you update your drivers while you sleep or something?
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>>698799839
Claim!

>>698800059
Waaahaaa! But losing a bunch of matches in row isn't fun! I'm just kidding, it's all fun and no harm.

Oh, nighty then Nui
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Waters taking forever to boil.
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Still still here.
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>>698799994
Penny Time
>I spent almost a month and a half just fixing the servers and stuff they use to store info and grades and stuff
>When he asked me why I had spent so much time and effort on all of their servers I basically said.
>"I had fun doing it really, plus I'm trying to make us more efficient. That way we can focus on kids learning more about stuff instead of having the servers overloading and stuff."
>He replied "You have fun doing this? This shit to me is like rocket science. Without you this school might be dead, so take the next month and a half off. Until the 22nd of August, thats when we start back up anyway."
>Mfw half of my vacation was paid vacation.
I love my job.
>I actually took a few days off last September before I hired the rest of my crew
>Shit went south very quickly on the day I was gone.
I got 3 people fired for incompetence
>These motherfuckers couldn't even replace a server hard drive.
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>>698800321
Yeah but I have to update them individually for some reason so its easier to do while I'm awake
>My graphics card auto updates which is nice.
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Kelly Hart, claimed.
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>>698800321
that sounds good
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>>698800602
get that fucking 3DPD outta here.
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>>698800308
facebooks UI is fucking cancer.
>>698800315
i made it when the replies were at 150 instead of the images. and besides, it would've died before we hit the limit anyway.
>>698800321
i once got quints. i guess it was just a one off deal.
>>698800522
fuck, i really want to work as an IT now.
>coudn't replace a server hard drive
My class literally helped our school replace them when the whole block went down. how hard can it be?
>>698800602
no u
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>>698800865
>facebooks UI is fucking cancer.
yeah, and they just keep making it worse and worse.

Have you seen the new chatboxes? they look like very fucking messenger out there, and the green light is now more difficult to see because of the hue/shade/whatever they changed it to on the blue.
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>>698800216
Yea that was pretty bad, he is so clumsy
>>698800427
What are you making?
>>698800456
Hey there shizuru, how are you?
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>>698801176
oh, forgot a pic
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>>698800865
Its not hard, I mean, you back up the stuff, pull the old one out, insert the new one, and refresh it with the backup.
>These idiots used a crowbar to open up the top part of the server
>I made them pay for another one.
An IT manager like myself can earn (median) about 120,000 a year
>I earn about 125,000 tho
>Its a comfy life style now
>I just want moarguns.
But first I need to get a new car
>My old car starts shaking at 60mph.
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>>698800089
Oh no it wasn't this thread
>What was it you said a couple days ago? Lazy shit? Something like that.
It was yesterday's thread. I remember I said something along the lines of I'm glad it's finally over, I can finally see after 2 weeks of blindness. Or something like that. Here's a pic.

>>698800137
Goodnight

>>698800522
How do you repair a server hard drive?

>>698800587
Aw damn that blows. Why aren't you updating one right now.

>>698800648
Yup. Burgers all day everyday.

>>698800865
>Once
Don't make me cri

>ika
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>>698801204
Chicken carbonara. Pastas being a bitch.
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Well... at least I don't have to worry about that front fender problem anymore....
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>>698801204
well they are a good dog though right
>>698801290
i want one now
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>>698801419
You hit something didnt you
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>>698801419
Now you have to worry about hospital fees

>>698801436
Sadly I'm not hungry right now.
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>>698801176
i rarely use facebook now. it's just a bunch of "share 4 this, ingore 4 aids" or something like and bunch of stolen quotes. i have no idea how much worse it's gotten. even Myspace had a better UI. and that site is fucking dead
>>698801262
>crowbar
Fucking maniacs.
>>698801290
but i already cri DDDD:
>>698801419
oh shit its you boi
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>>698801204
I'm alright. Just don't really have anything i want to do tonight. You?
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>>698801290
>Lazy shit
Well I wasnt wrong at the time right?
Besides back then I didn't know you were practically blind so I'm sorry
I guess you can watch the Olympic games now
>>698801333
Oh shit that's so good, I'm guessing it's dinner time where you at
You better show that pasta who's boss
>>698801436
Yea he is great and also very sorry now but it doesn't change that he is a lose cannon
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>>698801290
Currently updating my firewall
>then my motherboard, then my hard drive, and then I need to update my bluetooth adapter so it'll sync with my phone again
Such is life.
>I need to do regular checks on these because I forget.
Anyway I'm probably gonna go to bed while this does its thing. Later ^^
>Plus its 3:30 AM and I need to stop being awake for a while.
>>698801600
>Goes up to maintenance crew
>"HEY CAN WE BORROW A CROWBAR?"
>"What? Why?"
>"WE GOTTA REPLACE A SERVER HARD DRIVE."
>"Uh... Okay."
>Goes over to server
>Beat it feverishly with crowbar
>Duct tape hard drive onto it
>"WE DID IT! WE'RE THE SERVER ROOM MASTERS!"
I feel like if they were any more incompetent that actually would've happened.

PENNY OUT~
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>>698801508
>>698801577
No, it... uhhh... fell off... somewhere. I was riding around, and I didn't hear, see, or feel it fall off. And I got home, went to open the gate to roll the bike into the back, and I noticed there was no fender on it anymore! The screws were there, the plastic around the screws was there, but the plastic past that, no where to be seen.

>>698801600
Yee boi.
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Well shit, my internet is fucked. i gotta go. shit needs fixing.

>jenny
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>>698801868
Well then. Unrucky.
>>698801704
Cream is too thin but its still tasty.
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>>698801687
Well you can always watch some anime right?
>Sleep is for the weak
I just woke up but Im still kinda tired right now I'm just chilling with some music and my dog
>>698801868
>Cute husbando
How are you?
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>>698801600
>even Myspace had a better UI. and that site is fucking dead
Some people said a prototype of my UI looked kinda like old school MySpace.

I decided that after I get the whole thing set up, though, I'll be aiming for something that looks good on both phones and desktop.

>i rarely use facebook now. it's just a bunch of "share 4 this, ingore 4 aids" or something like and bunch of stolen quotes
Yeah, the only thing I do is occasionally pop by to chat with people or post videos and comments on my page.
I can't even use their goddam feed anymore, because it's so fucking gay.

And I have to block apps all the time, because BY DEFAULT, people can send you these fucking app requests.

Eventually, yes, I will also have apps on my site, but BY DEFAULT, they'll be disabled for any account. You'd have to proactively go into your settings to ENABLE them.

They're entire site is literally cancer. And I wouldn't even BET they don't allow apps to be blocked by default b/c of money they share with the 3p devs. I KNOW that's why they do it.
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>>698801600
Shit get but it's a get right?!

>>698801803
Damn. Well later dude.

>>698801868
Kek! You don't know how hard that made me laugh.

>>698801704
Well now we know you're a lazy shit too! Anyways yeah I can watch Olympics now. Although, I didn't watch it today. Or yesterday.

>>698802124
Ok later
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>>698801577
oh well that sucks
>>698801704
loose cannons are ok
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>>698802235
although, another possibility I was playing around with was not actually doing apps the way FB does at all, and just kinda linking the site to some games I wanna develop.

like MMOs and stuff, some made explicitly for the site, others framed in
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>>698802159
I'd say I'm EXTREMELY lucky, actually. That could have fallen off in a turn, and slipped right under that front wheel. You should know how bad that would have been.

>>698802196
Not a husbando!
Also not cute!
Could be better, could be way worse though.

>>698802337
I don't even blame you, I'm laughing at it myself. It's a bitch, because now I'll NEED to get a replacement somewhere, but... eh.
>Needs new fuses, jetkit, dash lights, and now the fucking fender
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>>698802196
Ehh i considered it. Not really in the mood though.
>>698802663
Whitehairophile
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>>698802625
It always seems like a good buy at first. Im lucky I didnt buy the CB250RR Fireblade I first spotted in the paper.
>engine was warm when I arrived
>pipe had black dust
>major damage to the fairings
>>698802663
White hair spotted
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>>698802159
Cooking is hard right?
Enjoy your meal man
>>698802337
But I'm always a lazy shit, that's my second name
>My parents have a sick sense of humour
>>698802433
They're fun unless they're your own. I need to walk him atleast 4 hours a day
>So much energy
Speaking of which I might do that now
>>698802625
But wait, its literally both
That's kinda good I guess what's wrong though?
>>698802826
That happens I guess
What about some games though?
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>>698802625
The only reason I'm laughing is because your not kill. Otherwise... Rip. Jeez man, how much is that gonna cost you?

>>698802433
Yup

>>698802973
>lazy shit
>second name
Lol.
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>>698802874
Hey, I still love the thing! It's taking some work to get pristine again, but it's not LIKE A ROD BEARING IS SHOT LIKE ANOTHER NEW BIKE I KNOW OF!
Besides, I'm trying to look up some aftermarket fairings right now.

>>698802973
>>698802973
No fun allowed!
See >>698801868

>>698803230
Mmmmm, if I get the OEM ones, $300. Or i could just look around and get a full aftermarket fairing for probably around $600.
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>>698802826
Ship murder loli
>>698802874
Not you too
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>>698803355
Well what about total price?
>ika
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Good morning guys
Lilly claimed
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>>698802973
Also considered that. Was thinking about playing on of the VNs i abandoned. Again though, don't really feel like it.
>>698803471
Ship murder?
Didn't murder anybody.
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>>698803511
Hello, how do things faire for you?
>ika
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>>698803505
Total price for JUST the part that broke, $300.
Total price for brand new plastic ALL OVER the WHOLE bike, $600.

>Makoto
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>>698802973
enjoy the walk
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>>698803630
But i know you want to murder ships.
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>>698803737
I think thats all the same
At least i slept well..
Só o have confidence in my anime recognition skills
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>>698804064
mmmNah. I just enjoy picking on people, and ships are a fairly amusing target.
Touch of sadism i suspect.
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>>698803797
But, like, how much total for the new fuses, dash lights, etc.
>nigger, making me go back up to see what else

>>698804093
Good sleep is always good suppose. Doing anything good today?
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Okay, starting radiotherapy. Wish me luck

Even if I won't see it since I'm leaving for the hospital right now
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>>698803630
Well I guess sometimes you just wanna shitpost on /waifu/ right
>>698803858
That was a horrible experience
>Outside for 5 min then it started pouring I had to run back home
I think I was outside for 10 min and it felt like I took a dive into the sea with clothes on
>>698803230
Yea but I'm really lazy though
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Damn dude, do you got cancer? Good luck, I hope you don't die.
>ika
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>>698804568
Why you have to post Togame with that shit?
Your comment's sad enough, let alone the foreshadowing.
Best of fucking luck dude. You can beat this shit, I've seen it done before.
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>>698804738
sounds like a nice cool day
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>>698804568
Don't die anon, come back alive.
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>>698804568
I hope it works
Good luck dude dont leave us
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>>698804878
He says the doctors said it wasnt terminal
>>698804568
Good luck anon
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>>698804880
Well I guess your picture I kinda fitting but its stating the obvious
>Cool day
It's 12 fucking degrees, in august
Im so done with this shitty ass country
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>>698805036
>He says the doctors said it wasnt terminal
y-YAY!
I LOVE YOU CANCERANON!
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>>698804738
You're telling me. All I did was sleep today. Woke up, did some shit, came back home, slept, woke up, worked outside, napped, woke up, played games, eat, sleep, woke up, 4chan. That was my day.
>thought you went kill

>>698804757
Damn it, I was supposed to respond to >>698804568
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>>698804738
Well kind of. I'm not even super in love with doing this, yet here i am.
If nothing else, i am a creature of habit.
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>>698805170
that sounds nice better than being 100 outside
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>>698805192
Well you do sleep a lot, but you also do a lot shit on the side
Explain to me though, so many short naps kinda destroys your sleep rhythm right?
>Thought you went kill
If you mean by this that I was gone for some time it's because I was going to walk my dog but God decided to drop the fucking pacific on me so I went back home
>>698805197
>Not in love with doing this
But shizuru we are in love with you, how can you be so mean
>>698805322
It's not, I don't know what kind of creature you are but I like some sort of summer
>Literally two days of good weather
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>>698805655
id pass on it. its way too hot in the summer.
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>>698804412
OH! The jetkit will be about $100, the lightbulbs if my dads friend can't get them from work will be about $50+, fuses should be less than $10.
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>>698805655
I kind of don't really have a sleep rhythm anymore. I kind of just sleep whenever I want to. I only have to be careful of when I wake up though since those are more important than sleep time.
>drop the Pacific
Kek, well, good to have you back.

>>698805882
Hit is better than cold because you can always remove clothes if it's too hot but if you're in cold weather and you get cold then you're screwed because you'll have to go back for warmer clothes. Plus your face would be freezing but not your everything else.

>>698806062
Yo
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>>698805655
Hmm? Since when?
Not to be needlessly self loathing, but i am rather skeptical that anyone here loves me.
That's far too strong an emotion for some random person in a waifu thread, in my opinion..
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ITT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLfV-bXDFxs
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>>698805655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOGqJV9jKVM
>When I See you dance with another
Literally her song
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>>698806172
Hello Ika.
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>>698806172
im fine with wearing a jacket and you know how cold it is soon as you walk out the door. with heat here i wear a shirt and pants and its still too hot. id rather freeze a little bit then burn
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>>698806415
Cute
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>>698806595
Please no
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>>698806628
Why not
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>>698806705
Because
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>>698806152
...nig...

>>698806415
Anything good?

>>698806571
I wear a jacket in around 80s if It gets too hot then I take it off.
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>>698805882
But that's the fun of summer, how can I enjoy winter if I haven't been actually warm this whole year.
Plus I love going to the beach but that want an option either this year
Also this>>698806172

So I'm guessing you don't really have a job or school because those run on a tight schedule and you cant just sleep whenever
>Waking up more important than sleep
I don't think I understand, do you mean if you sleep too long you'll feel drowsy?
>>698806336
I don't take the word love too serious, I meant I appreciate you being here, like I do many more
>It was kind of a joke
We are all autistic faggots so I feel like we already have some sort of relationship though
>>698806396
Fucking kek
Thx for this haven't heard them before they're good
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>>698806336
My own post is bothering me. It sounds like i'm trying to agro the hugbox.
Let's make it clear, i'm not fishing for affirmation. Just stating an opinion.
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>>698806755
Because why?
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>>698806789
Nothing really at the moment, just some music.
Yourself? Isn't it late for you?

>>698806819
I don't know
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>>698806964
You're still cute in my books
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>>698806789
low eightys jacket is fine
>>698806802
well i just like it cold more than i do hot
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>>698807016
I really think you're mixing up the waifu and anon, anon.
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https://youtu.be/O5yjrr7OzYk
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>>698807213
No I'm not
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>>698806802
No job and currently on vacation. What I mean by that is that thing like school or job which run on schedules I must be awake for. So I can't sleep an hour before or else I'll wake up way too late.

>>698806964
Music here as well. Its 3:50am over here currently.

>>698807148
Agreed, but high 80s and up gets unbearable after a while.
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>>698807297
Rip fender. Also, who added me on Steam?
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>>698804271
Speaking of that, Hoppou might fit you.
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>>698807298
Eh, well alright.

>>698807329
Damn. You going to be doing anything tomorrow? If you should probably sleep.
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>>698807297
Nou!

>Maybe it was dark and he came across a pack of roaming negros, pulling it off pit crew style with speed and silence and he never had a chance to notice
Kekd
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Madoka Kaname, claimed.

Long time no see waifu thread, got to get up early for work this week.
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>>698807418
Dunno, I already had you.

>>698807495
No you~

As did I. We did go by a bad part of town, so it's perfectly possible.
>Even more so since i had no tail lights due to a fuse being blown.

Hey, hey, Kooooume~
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>>698807297
Damn, I shouldn't have gone there. That was funny.

>>698807466
Nah, I never do anything anymore. I had actually woken up like 3 hours ago.

>>698807495
It seems everyone is reading this one. Lol
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>>698807148
Yea I think got that.
So how's the witcher going?
>>698807329
Ow cool, I should've guessed since everyone is on vacation atm
Did anything cool this break?>>698807516
Lewd as fuck
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>>698807516
Oh my god
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>>698807516
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>>698807861
i stopped a bit ago. im deciding between world of tanks or world of warships
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>>698807832
But you're the cute!

>not the only thing thats going to get blown~

Heh?
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>>698808041
Ow okay.
I play neither so I wouldnt really know
Do you play both or gonna start for the first time?
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>>698808288
i have a lot more stuff on world of tanks. my world of warships stuff is significantly lower
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>>698808383
I don't really know anything of the games so I wouldnt know what stuff
Id say world of warships would be more fun though, since you got more to gain
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>>698806802
Hmmm... Well if we're using the word different, i'll keep it to myself then.
>>698807446
I'm not switching to a damn boat.
Or whatever that is.
I'm sticking with Shizuru. This isn't even in question.
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>>698808383
But you have any good shits and giggles?

>Video related.

https://youtu.be/sD2OnTHhUHQ
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>>698807861
The only thing I can remember is that I bought my car like really early this summer and then no more money. Then skip to recently when my glasses broke, that's an experience I won't be forgetting soon.
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>>698808673
Its an Abyssal, the thing that kills boats.
And i know your tempted to.
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>>698808627
yeah i just need to break into the ships in this game. im currently on a tier 3 or 4. my tanks are much better off
>>698808725
im not sure what you mean but i normally play by myself
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>>698808763
What kid of car did you buy?
And neither will I, it was pretty funny
>>698808993
I don't know if that's good or not, also I heard that Russian thanks are very strong do you agree?
>I whish my PC wasn't broken so that I could play with you

>Tsun yun
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>>698808917
>Kills boats
I don't care enough about boats to pick a thing that kills boats for that sake alone.
I'm honestly very indifferent to boats. Again, they're simply something popular that's amusing to pick on.
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>>698809248
russian tanks are pretty good. big guns and decent armor. usually lack mobility and their guns cant aim down
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>>698809248
Mitsubishi eclipse 2009
That shit was wack as fuck. Simple things became hard.
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>>698809326
Its also a loli witch would fit some things.
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>>698809623
You're just trying to recruit more white hair waifus.
Seen ex-Yoko's new waifu?
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>>698809853
Yoko switched?!
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>>698809479
>Can't aim down
Does that even matter? Its tank vs tank
>>698809547
That's a nice car man, did you buy a used one because new can get pretty expensive
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>>698809623
>>698809929
More eyepatched lolis. This one has white hair too.
>Pic is Yoko's new waifu, Laura.
>Shizuru
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>>698810009
Heresy ;-;
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>>698809953
Used. Prices start exponentially growing after the later years.

>>698809960
WEW LAD!
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>>698809953
yeah when your tank is going up a hill you have to go over all the way if you want to shoot exposing your tank a lot more than a tank that has good gun depression that could peak over the turret over the top and look down
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>>698810079
Eh. These things happen.
I'm just glad it's not a boat.
/s
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>>698809853
Thats just a coincidence.
>Seen ex-Yoko's new waifu?
Better be good.
>>698810009
Atleast its the best girl from that show.
>More eyepatched lolis
Whats with lolis and eyepatches?
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>>698810215
If i get a waifu with white hair will Syndra love me?
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>>698810133
Smart choice
And tbh I'm not much of a car fanatic so i wouldn't really know
>>698810164
I guess it's still a tactical game
However if you play Russian tanks cant you just avoid hills?
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>>698810346
I don't have any credit to buy from a dealer and it would be cheaper too. And I'm not crazy about cars either so I just looked for the main things, and let my dad check everything else.
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>>698810346
if its a city map then your life is much easier. if its one of the hilly maps in Europe your options are a lot less. although russian tanks do have really big guns which are nice but reload times are usually horrible compared to many others. also the tanks are rather large making them good targets for artillery
>>
Im hoping to hit tier 4 in MWO before sleeping.
>not going to happen on this map
>Im playing a big tanky mech on the map with the largest flat area
>my effective range is 300m
>fuck I hate potatoes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_aZ7dDn3rE
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>>698810581
I will not be suppressed!
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>>698810215
You know, i couldn't tell you.
No idea why it got so much traction.
Asymmetry in general is quite popular in anime.
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>>698810553
I always felt like dealers were just on this planet to rip you off, I haven't bought I care but all of my family has bought used ones.
Also youre American right? Do you drive manual or automatic?
>>698810567
You have artillery in world of tanks? Damn that actually sounds kinda nice.
Have you decided what to play yet though?
>Word of tanks or world of warships
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>>698810301
Why would i?
>>698810838
It bothers me way more than it should.
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>>698810899
yeah artys are a weird lot. i just finished patching world of warships
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>>698810921
You don't love me back?
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>>698810899
For real. Fuck dealers.
Yes I'm American. I drive automatic, I want to know manual but not drive it because I don't want to deal with more things like the clutch and gears and such. I know it's better but, I'd rather not deal with more stuff.
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>>698810921
I think it's a little too common for my liking. My inner rebel likes unique things. Eyepatch no longer satisfy that itch. There's like, 6 in this thread.
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>>698810581
Th-those images!
They're t-too lewd!
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>>698811121
As i said, why would i?
>>698811187
Does that mean what i think it means?
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>>698811291
Woah Syndra.
Lookin good.
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>>698811291
Thanks 4chan.
I wonder if someone got mine.
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>>698810781
I bought a whole roll of industrial strength duct tape for that fender that fell off, actually. I guess since i no longer have the fender, I could put it to use in... other ways~

>>698811214
Ehh? You don't like them? I guess I could always lose that lewd clothing, just for you~
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>>698811291
>>698811290
>>698811292
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>>698811291
No. It does not, random 3d girls.
Believe it or not, i never picked my waifu for her appearance.
Unlike some people who's waifu has as much personality and backstory as your average dinner plate.
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>>698811442
I really want to see where your image ended up, if it did get switched.
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Jeez. Makoto gettimg lewd, Syndra getting compliments
Whats going on?
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>>698811611
I am not getting lewd. I haven't even hit 2.0 yet!
>1.99 is still not 2.0!
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>>698811523
>fb fap
of course.
>>698811529
Fair enough.
>>698811611
>Syndra getting compliments
Am i?
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>>698811445
Wait... Wut?

>>698811291
Is that syndra behind the window?

>>698811668
Go 2
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>>698811065
Why are they weird
Okay what made you decide?>>698811159
Okay well I drive manual but I feel like automatic is waaayy easier so I was thinking about buying that sort of car later
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>>698811668
Any amount of lewd is still lewd
>>698811752
Well, you have people fantasising over you. And asking you to love them.
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>>698811982
they are just generally hated but they are there for a reason. i dont know just felt like it
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>>698812238
That seems like something I would play
>Are they playable?
I enjoy playing things people like but are still viable
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>>698812434
Pic didn't load again
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>>698812434
very much so. their job is to sit in the back and lob shells at any tanks they got clean shots on. normally will be heavy tanks because they are slow and take up space
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>>698811752
Honestly, i'm not super fond of parts of Shizuru's appearance.
I'm generally not fond of the whole twin tails thing, and the way they're tied up confuses me a little, seems slightly impossible.
Her hands are a little smaller than they should be, i think.
Her school uniform is a little too loose-fitting, especially in the sleeves department, making her small hands seem even smaller, and the other outfits she wear, one makes her look like a 9 year old, the other is a strangely revealing, especially in the pelvic area...
It's whatever though. I like who she is.
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>>698811884
Oh nothing, Squid, nothing~
>Not in thread!

>>698812201
Since when?!
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>>698812624
Sounds like fun
For some reason I always dismissed this game as a usual ftp game but I think id might enjoy it who knows

>Tsun yun
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>>698812914
>>698812914
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