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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claimed.
![Kirino [319].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hjB4aGh.jpg "Kirino [319].jpg")
Later
Can't sleep so claiming Lilly~
>>698783234
I just figured we'd like lay down together.
Yozora claimed.
What's up?
Rory-sama claimed
Saber claim
>>698782467
Why thank you
>>698783676
Hey, not much, listening to some music, should probably go to sleep soon.
Hello
Sup bitches?
>>698783805
Nothing much
>Saber
Claimu
>>698783790
Hey baby~
>>698783662
I already said yes
>>698783965
Hello
>How are you
>>698783823
AHHH NOO not asu
>>698783599
Yo
>>698783609
Yo
>>698783612
Bye?
>>698783632
Yo
>>698783662
Yo
>>698783688
Yo
>>698783736
Yo
>>698783743
Yo
>>698783775
What're you jamming to, yo?
>>698783790
Yo
>>698783805
Yo
>>698783823
Yo
>>698783931
Yo
>>698784184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG4ROzg78Bo
>>698784003
I mean I can't sleep and i have a meeting with a college today but who needs sleep
>>698784340
I only give you a pass if you tried to sleep for three hours.
Sono NII no Sadame
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICO.
>>698784460
You okay?
>>698784103
asuka already claimed? daymn -.-
>>698784103
Are you the Asuka i spoke to?
>>698784184
Why hello there! how has your day been?
>>698784184
That's a lot of yos, yo
>>698784340
You need sleep. Go have some.
>>698784184
Yo
>>698784437
I've been trying to sleep since 11 and it's 2am now so I think I count
>>698784552
Is that a brewer I spot?
>>698784572
Nah. What I really need is for you to admit your true feelings to me. I know you love me. You can't hide it~
>>698784301
https://youtu.be/FwaUeb0qc_Y
>>698784582
Ah. I still have somewhat minor sleep problems, but it was the worst when I was on my old antidepressants.
>>698784301
Not bad.
>>698784567
Pretty decent. Just winding down and shit now.
>>698784572
My yo game is strong, yo.
>>698784573
What's up?
>>698784717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0Wd93SlNI0
>>698784827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0Wd93SlNI0
>>698784718
I think it's just an unconscious nervousness keeping me up
>>698784691
Yeah, yeah. Sure, whatever you say.
Calamity-masu'd
>>698784827
Nothing much
You?
>>698784529
Just running out of songs to force nico slang into o.o
MANDATORY claim
>>698784965
You can't keep living a lie. I know you desire to tell your true feelings
>>698784945
Well you have good reason to be nervous. As long as you think it'll go well, it will.
>>698785106
Try this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsUR8vPxI8g
>>698784184
Yo
How's your night/day going?
>>698784460
Hey, it's Maki's shipmate
What's up?
>>698785236
I approve
-Mavis
>>698785202
It's weird though. I don't personally feel nervous. On the contrary actually i feel confident to the point of arrogance
>>698785333
Nice trips.
>>698784460
Discount Kongou/Megumin.
>>698785185
What I'm feeling right now is the terrible urge to lay down on something soft
>>698785202
Thanks! Any reason you wanted this song?
>>698785217
That's me. How goes it? :) And I'm doing well, just watching youtube and eating my dinner.
>>698785525
Besides height i see nothing about those two that resemble my waifu.
Well, I hope this game of MWO goes as planned.
>>698785602
You could lay down on me sweetie~
>>698785606
No. I just thought of a song and posted it. I have no clue if it'd even work with Nico stuff in it. Anyways, what ya watching on YouTube?
>>698784905
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYb_8MM1tGQ
I'm old school.
>>698785050
Yo
>>698785097
Same my man.
Just winding down and shit.
>>698785217
Decent I guess. Nothing special.
>>698785610
Meme Warrior Online?
>>698785734
Alright, thanks
>>698785811
I got plenty of old school.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RseD3mE5NUk
>>698785606
He meant that you used those avatars before, you brickhead.
claimed
>>698784616
brewer?
Claimed
>>698785994
Ah, you're not brewer asuka?
claimed
>>698785858
Aha! I knew you had hidden feelings for me or else you wouldn't have accepted my offer~
>>698784827
Ah, okay then. would you happen to be listening to anything?
>>698783492
sup
>>698784184
Yo, you same guy from yesterday?
>>698786124
I'm accepting your offer because I want some rest
>I'm very, very tired
here
>>698785977
Oh cool!
>>698785746
I'll have to see for myself next time i need a song :) and I'm watching northernlion with Iowa anon.
>>698786313
Mhm. I'm sure that's the only reason~
>Go to sleep. Just because I can't doesn't mean you shouldn't
>>698786524
Ah, I used to be into Northernlion, back when he played the original Binding of Isaac. Never really watched him besides that.
>>698786524
Nico as a character is meh, same with most of the love live cast, but hey, i'm a fan of flat chests
>>698786654
I swear his runs are fucking rigged...
>>698785811
Very meme warrior.
>first time piloting this assault
>whyisitsofast.jpg
>wrecked 3 mechs, killed 2 of them
>died in a blaze of glory
Just as planned.
>>698785965
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=41qC3w3UUkU
>>698785987
Yo
>>698786071
Yo
>>698786098
Yo
>>698786218
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rdciOXroU9o
>>698786294
Probably.
What's up?
>>698786524
Shut the fuck up.
>>698786628
Not sleep. Just exhausted for today.
>I don't particularly feel the mood to retort you, so I'm indulging your little fantasies
>For now
Claiming
>>698786884
I just realized I forgot to yo you back.
Yo~
>>698786654
We watch him a lot, he's one of my favorite youtubers.
>>698786720
Awww. but Nico is awesome..!
>>698786930
Pass n_n don't you have something better to do? I don't assume you do.
>>698786884
nm drinking some kool aid, trying my best to sleep in this heat...
>>698787052
Nico is honestly pretty cool but honestly to me Love Live! is just a more uninteresting version of the idolm@ster
Iowa claim
What's up my dudes
>>698786950
I already saw the fantasies you have involving me~
>Just sleep through the entire day. That's what I did when I didn't want to celebrate my 13th birthday
>>698786781
Brings back memories.
I might just reinstall that shit.
>>698787007
Yo
>>698787008
No problem my man.
What's up?
Some girls wear dresses. My girl wears power armor.
>>698787200
Hey Iowa
>Cheeky ceiling comment
>You ready?
>>698787173
I've never seen idolmaster, I plan to though! I hear it's good.
>>698787200
Bout to watch some NL with a nerd.
>>698785606
It goes pretty okay over here, just bored to death
Sounds good man
>>698785811
Sounds like me
>>698787228
I should be in bed to be rested for meeting with a college but instead I'm aggressively flirting with Hanako
>>698786884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qggxTtnKTMo
You into much horrorcore?
>>698786097
oh, i see. no i wanted to claim her. A brewer Asuka. yes. that'd be awesome.
>>698787320
Hey
>Retort
>Can we do it tomorrow actually? Won't postpone it anymore unless I gotta
>>698787337
That nerd is probably really cool
>>698787007
YYUUUUUUKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
>>698787228
Jenners, Kodiaks and Timbies OP as fuck.
>just played as an Oxide
>410 damage, 2 kills, 3 kmd
>spent half the game at 30% health
any real reason why you guys use this waifu thread and not /a/'s
>>698787228
What's up bud?
>>698787560
YYUUUUUUNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
>>698787707
/a/ isn't 24/7, and the community isn't as established as this. And you get banned for making these threads on /a/.
>>698787556
Things going good with you?
> :^)
>Actually let's do it on Friday or Saturday since I'll be able to stay up later.
Nice image. Beautiful cannons
>>698787375
Nice nice you do anything fun today love? And sorry about your boredom..
>>698787556
You see that's where you're wrong.
>>698787707
/a/ doesnt approve of how we do things.
>>698786884
sorry for not replying earlier. i was playing osu.
whats up?
>>698787200
out of all the states the devs they could've chosen why did they choose Iowa?
>>698787337
If you liked love live, it's very likely you'll love idolm@ster
>>698787534
Anime redheads are pretty hawt
>>698787560
Is there much of a reason to watch future diaries other than Yuno, I need a little more motivation to get my lazy ass up an watch it
>>698787233
well guess what mine has a space ship
>>698787758
How are ya nigga??
>>698787707
/a/ is autistic. That and they won't let us do it
>>698787830
they don't allow them? weird then again i only use /aco/ and /g/
>>698787841
You said you will always reply to me, but I guess you can't be trusted.
>>698787905
Iowa is an actual battleship.
>>698787922
Pretty good! Finally got back into the threads, played some WoW today with friends, good times. You?
>>698787905
>Anime redheads are pretty hawt
not just the anime ones ;)
>>698787841
I went on a ride with my road bicycle
That's about it really, lovely
What about you? Youtube all day?
>>698787173
Is your AC busted?
>>698787200
Those dubs, yo.
>>698787233
I cringe everytime I see Samus because of the massive amount of trap r34 I've seen. Nice waifu though, I guess.
>>698787375
Fuckin' party tomorrow though.
I'm gonna get fucked up.
>>698787386
Slide up in them DMs.
>>698787446
Never tried it.
>>698787673
Good to know.
>>698787707
/a/ is where the weeaboos are at.
>>698787758
Nothing much yo.
Just winding down and shit.
>>698787900
No problem yo.
I'm just chilling.
Winding down and shit.
>>698787386
>aggressively flirting
This is flirting?
>>698787905
Nope, Yuno is the only reason to watch
>>698788154
AY das gud
Watch some mirai nikki, made a vlog and got some pokeballs for pokemon GO
>>698788273
Ah, it's quite good, at least I think it is. Paints the scenes so vividly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KutXyPEEbQs
>>698787905
I'll be sure to check it out and let you know what i think :)
>>698788082
Guess not. Darn.
>>698788244
Nice that sounds fun although i'd be terrified.. and no no no my days been pretty busy actually apart from the overwatch i played.
>>698787922
>>698787953
mfw god cursed me by making me an autistic nigga (mixed breed technically)
>>698788101
I don't have much knowledge about ww2... I do want to play kantai collection but I'm a dirty gaijin to lazy to learn Japanese
>>698788157
irl redheads can go either way, Irish and Scottish are tend to be ugly but Swedish and German ones tend to be kinda hawt.
>>698788273
Nah family is cheap af and never uses it...
>>698788279
It won't be once you admit that you want me~
>>698788273
ah cool.
anything slightly eventful?
im not doing anything either.
>>698787534
Which one of you is the Asuka i always speak to?
>>698788494
It's okay nep, we're all autistic
>>698788508
All I want is some space, thanks
>>698787838
Mhmm! Actually had alot of fun on overwatch. Which I thought wasn't really possible. How about you?
>Aight sounds good
American firepower is always the greatest
>>698787841
You're right he's way past cool
>>698787905
She's a real battleship. All battleships are named after the states actually.
>>698788273
Gotta make an entrance somehow what up
>>698788273
What would I give to get fucked up
Have fun man!
>>698788483
It's fun and yet painful. You're scared of bikes?
You're playing on console or pc?
>>698788273
Same, I've been playing WoW for the past few hours.
>>698788292
Vlog eh? What for
>watch some mirai nikki
Of course, need to finish up the, what, 57th rewatch?
>>698788706
You can have space right beside me on the bed~
>>698788483
Damn it. I really wanted to have nice conversations with someone who mostly posts screenshots from anime of his waifu.
>>698788773
59th lmao
Just a random vlog I felt like doing, no particular topic, just whatever comes to mind
>>698788707
he's a dork with an ugly titty monster waifu
>>698788726
I'm terrified of like motorcycles and going fast when i'm just open and exposed like that.
PC!
>>698788948
You'll have to find someone else n_n sorry love.
>>698788889
Sure, thanks
>>698788707
Played league with my friend and then some WoWS and MGS V.
>Then it's settled
Can't argue with that
>That sparkle in her eye
Gets me every time
>>698788726
>That image
Super tsun
>>698788889
>One off from quints
>>698788707
still, Iowa is nothing but a shitty flyover state, but hey do you know if they're gonna make an english version of kantai collection?>>698789103
I would hate getting hit while riding a motorcycle
>>698789174
quads are still pretty good
>>698788948
nice quads, faggot
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksaiH32lcyM
>>698787446
That's some good shit.
>>698788494
Crank that shit up.
Offer to give them 5 bucks to make up for it.
>>698788544
Today? Nothing.
I'm gonna go get wasted as fuck tomorrow though. I somehow got invited to a party.
>>698788707
Nothing much yo.
Winding down and shit.
How about you?
>>698788726
Thanks homie.
>>698788773
World of DLCs, huh?
>>698788889
>Off by fuckin' one
>>698789335
You going to sleep?
Sweet dreams and all that shit.
>Yozo
>>698789144
Clearly my almost quints have somewhat convinced you of your love for me~
>>698789103
Don't reply to my posts ever again you social outcast. I hope your virtual relationship goes well for you, because you're probably too ugly to attract a guy in real life.
LEL KEK.
>>698789489
I'll attempt it. Sleeping has been a shit recently.
>>698789089
That's honestly impressive lol.
That's pretty cool. I've thought about doing vlogs or youtube before, but don't know what I would do. Everything I think of is like a copy of someone else
>>698789367
Yep, the new expansion is looking to be pretty good
>>698788494
>irl redheads can go either way, Irish and Scottish are tend to be ugly but Swedish and German ones tend to be kinda hawt.
Germany here.
depends. there are some ugly ones in every country. But others are really hot. Dated a cute one 2 yrs ago, but it did'nt work out. But I had a relationship with her redhead sister. not the 9/10 from Date, but 7-8/10.
But she had relationship issues and was really prude in bed and did'nt want to talk about that issue. Like no bj, no doggy. got boring really fast.
>>698789103
I love going downhill on it, feels great when I go 50+ Km/h!
Meaning you can't play with Maki, rip
Wanna add me?
>>698789174
I don't see any tsun in that image
>>698789367
No problem
>>698788573
>>>698787534 (You)
>Which one of you is the Asuka i always speak to?
not me ;D
>>698789649
No worries, nothings original, there hasnt been originality since before any of us were born
I like to think of it as our own take of things
>>698789298
I'm terrified of the thought and thus why i don't ever want to try it.
>>698789548
I'll do what i want but thank you for wanting it to go well <3 that's so sweet.
>>698789783
That just freaks me out tbh lol
Nope i can't and i wish i could. But that nerd like ps4.
and sure if you wanna.
>>698789367
I'm just smearing myself with water, probably not the best thing to do since my state is in a draught
>>698789548
>girls on /b/
>>698789174
I try my best to stay far away from league.
>>698789671
were they twins? I knew I guy who had the good story about dating a girl with a twin sister.
>>698789367
>World of DLC
Fucking kek
>>698789335
Night
>>698789783
>Smug expression
You almost had me there
>>698789500
Yeah, okay.
>>698789918
>women existing
>>698789929
I knew you would say that. See how well we know each other. Clearly this means we both love each other~
>>698789825
Well that's a shame
>>698790062
Mhm. Whatever you say, dear.
>>698789103
Excuse me he's the coolest guy ever and he has the greatest waifu of all time. I don't know what you're talking about
>>698789174
Did ya have fun? Sounds like it was. You've finished MGS V right?
>still going to destroy you
Hey man it's just her eyes
>>698789298
the boat is great that's all the matters. From what I've been told they've been working on a US version for a bit. Tho never told when
>>698789367
Pretty much the same. Watching videos. It's been a good day so far.
>>698790171
Aha! Even further proof. You called me dear. Clearly this means you want to marry me. I accept your proposal ~
>>698789915
You just gotta stay relaxed and you'll be fine
Heh, I can play with pc and ps4-fags. He's pretty fun to play with
Add this edgy guy then
>LordDiscord#1373
I hate my username
>>698789928
Maybe next time then
>>698790220
Uh definitely not. He's a nerd with an ugly one. you aren't hearing me.
>>698789918
>/b/ existing
>>698790439
I wouldn't be able to.. and i can play with pc and xbone but not ps4.
>Nice username. Lemme guess you main reaper ;)
>Mine's just a jojoke.
>>698790220
Yeah I've finished MGSV reset the game and starting from scratch again. Yeah I had fun too. One of my friends got super salty and left so I ended up playing solo for a while
>Hope you've been practicing
But it's sooooo cute
>>698790439
Remember what teasing leads to :^)
>>698790424
Well, that just happened
>>698789875
I wanna have a topic or something, I hate just rambling lol
I'm tempted to boot up dank souls but it's late and I don't want to tarnish my victories.
>>698790424
your just obsessed or try getting someobe new to make her jelous
>>698789565
Same, homie.
Goodnight.
>>698789649
Well I'm glad you're having a good time, homes.
>>698789918
>Smearing yourself with water
Is it that fucking bad?
>>698790220
Good to hear, homie.
I hope it stays that way for you.
I'm gonna roll out /waifu/.
Goodnight and shit.
>>698790638
Well yeah. You did propose to me after all~
>I've had years of practice pulling complete and utterly bullshit out of nothing. I amaze even myself sometimes
>>698790869
Goodnight~
>>698790869
I live in California and everybody's bitching about conserving water
>>698790987
>>698790220
>>698790608
Nice blondes
>>698790583
The moment you tense up is the last time you'll be on your bike kek
>I don't even think I main anyone
I'm guessing you're on EU?
>>698790608
And remember where that lead to :^)
>>698791157
Buy a whole ton of water and then pour it into the asphalt right in front of them
>>698791159
Oi gay retard I sent you a friend request on Discord.
>>698791159
Want to go back there again :^)
>>698791544
Not really
>>698791449
o
>>698791159
Then I'll never ride a motorcycle. I'll just have to go without lol
>I'm on NA actually
>I also main supports and tracer.
>>698791157
i live in az, the land where the sun knows how to always keep it 100*inserts line of 100 emojis and perfects*
>>698790707
Theres no rush lol
>Yuno
>>698791783
But it wasn't a motorcycle, it was a pedaling bike
>Supports main are pretty rare
>Amatsu
>>698792077
Speaking of, I've been watching those Dumb Shits guide videos, and holy hell there's so much I've missed
>>698792780
You're actually watching that as a guide? Lol
>Yuno
>>698792879
...no...
I'm more watching them as a funny video series to pass time, because I actually find them funny. They're actually kind of informative, tbh
>Yuuki
>>698789918
>>>698789671 (You)
>were they twins? I knew I guy who had the good story about dating a girl with a twin sister.
nope. One was 21 (Date) and the other 23. I was 26. Date was simply too young and unexperienced with relationships.
Before all that, I knew that the older sister was into me (her mother is a colleague of mine), but the younger one was more fun to hang around with.
I think the older one had some kind of issue with her sister (like asking herself "I can be more succesful with men than her!"), cuz she secretely had several BF of her younger sister after me. Pretty retarded in a moral way if you ask me.
