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I took my friends cat into the woods and broke his neck and cut him to pieces.
>>698768043
I jack off using my underwear. Sometimes I use the same pair multiple days in a row.
>>698768728
Okay
A girl who considers my her best friend is moving in with me across the country so we can date. On the outside I'm excited, on the inside I'm scared she won't love me.
>>698769020
Not that weird, honestly
>>698769347
It's still a secret. Shhhhh...
i kinda like a girl
I have a sock fetish and used to steal women's used socks.
My cousins, girlfriends, girls at school, etc.
>>698769643
Not that scary
I once sucked my dog's dick
>>698769302
Why are you moving
To the surprise of everyone I know. I'm not actually gay.
I have a fetish for hands specifically with nail polish
>>698769817
Interesting
>>698770002
I'm not, she is. She's moving 3000 miles to date me
>>698769643
HA HA HA FAGGOT!
>>698769302
You don't need to have everyone "love you" sometimes bring together for a while is enough
I like to smell the shit on the toilet paper after I wipe my ass. (I'm fucking serious, I'm not joking around on this one)
If I'm playing an online game, I pretend I'm male if it ever comes up so people don't think I'm automatically bad at playing.
>>698770014
That must be tough
>>698770037
Hmm
>>698770285
I'm not going to begin to explain why I disagree with you in this situation
>>698768043
Dear sir while you are reading this
>am killing your mother in her sleep
>>698770484
Tits or gtfo
>>698770589
It's really black nail polish that really gets me going the most. I have no idea why
I'm a faggot
>>698770132
Terrible idea
when i was 17 i used to sneak into my sisters room to squeeze her breasts when she was sleeping. she was 13
>>698770484
Noice
>>698771083
Did she ever wake up?
>>698771083
Why
>>698771083
the fuck
>>698771049
Agreed. I've known her for 14 years though and we've always wanted to date but had different obstacles. Idk it feels right but so scary
>>698771358
isn't 3000 miles... like a different country
>source: I've driven from california to mississippi and it was like 1600 or some shit
>>698770484
Titts timestamp
I still fuck my ex every time we trade custody of the kids. We can't get along but we are both the best fuck we both ever had. pic related
>>698770698
That's only if she's requesting something related to her gender newfriend.
when i was 8, me and my friend sucked each other off...
>>698771682
Tits or gtfo is non negotiable.
If she didn't want to show tits she shouldn't have revealed her gender.
>>698771636
>titty tats
I'm glad you didn't end up married to an obvious whore.
>>698769020
same
>>698771887
She can suck a golf ball through a garden hose dude, Only does anal when she's drunk though :/
>>698771537
No, Socal to new England is about 3k
As a teenager going through puberty, I raped my family's cat. If I could go back in time I would beat myself up for just thinking about it.
>>698771636
I think she's beautiful
>>698770484
Are retards in your general vicinity expecting you to be bad at games, or is it something you've benn encountering commonly before doing this?
My facesitting fetish stems from my stepmother sitting on my face until she farted.
The thought still gets me rock-hard.
>>698771208
>>698771210
Yeah she woke up once and asked what I was doing. I made up some lame excuse saying I thought she had my ipod and i was checking to see if she had it lol.
Why? cause i was a horny teenager and my sister had just started growing tits.they were about a b cup around that time, and very perky and firm.
on a drunken getogether, my bf and his lonely bestie tag teamed me. I love my bf but his friend has a bigger dick and it made me orgasm so much, and he jizzed four times all over me. it was all great till he slipped it in my ass, and I don'tdo anal so it hurt terribly so I screamed and cried. seriously, my hole bled a bit and was sore for a week. my bf was upset, mentioned that the 3some was a bad idea and that it wont happen again. but i really want it to happen because i miss being penetrated by a fuller cock.
also i have a fetish for the gay sleep creep porn. i wanna billy cosby a guy, molest him in his sleep, feel a soft little penis throb to full hardness in my mouth. also want to fuck his ass with a small dildo too. just straight up rape a guy, its my biggest fetish. i try when my bf sleeps, i rub or lick his soft cock gently till he gets a boner but usually rolls over. or we fuck, whatever mood he is in really.
still just want an unconscious guy to fondle.
>>698772128
Kek
>>698769982
Go into detail.
>Greentext?
>>698771710
>same
>Im not even a little gay though
Lately I've been shlicking it hardest to pics of dead men and boys.
>>698772246
4 times? I call bullshit
>>698772246
gaaaaaay
>>698772481
said he hadnt fucked in almost a year. pretty sure i felt jizz cream my back twice than twice more on my thigh as flipped me over. some were tiddlywinks of jizz but he jizzed 4 times none the less.
>>698772654
i love homoerotica
i shit my pants at school and flushed my boxers down the toilet
I used my friends gfs dildo before
>>698772299
I try to forget that I ever did it
And it's not hot, I'm a guy
>>698771710
Same here. We were 10
When I was 16, I sucked my best friend off in his bathroom. I swallowed and I've never felt more fucking disgusting in my life but I loved it at the same time.
>>698771826
Either you are painfully new, or I give you b8/10
>>698772759
It's possible.. I came twice in 30 min the other night..
And really wanted to keep going but she was getting tired and sore..
I've come to understand some guys go once and need some cool off time, can't even keep going, while others, like myself, can go for hours.
...those poor bastards that need cool off time.. kek
>>698770354
I do dis sometimes
I feel very lonely and empty inside even though things in my life are going pretty well.
>>698773964
Why do you think that is?
>>698773415
Same
>I had the opportunity to fuck my childhood friends sister.
Me and my friend were around 9-12yrs old.
She was younger, like 5-7.
one day, friend propositioned the idea in front of her and me in the woods behind his house.
his sister got down on ground lifted dress, removed underwear, spread legs.
I wanted to so bad but was so scared. Said no and acted like it was sick.
Years later, I heard their Dad was a molester and was probably the one who told them to proposition me in an attempt for him to get me.
>>698774129
I'm not quite sure to be honest with you. I know I shouldn't feel this way, but I do, but no one else knows because I mask it.
>>698774441
clinical deppression
>>698773964
I'm going through therapy atm, I have feelings of alienation, I'm learning about "object relations" which is helping, might help you to look it up too :)
>>698768043
sometimes, when my asshole is itchy, I give myself a wedgie and let my wedgied underwear scratch my anus.
>>698774540
But I feel, or act fine, not sure which it is, most of the time, it's just sometimes I feel really down, sometimes when I'm alone, sometimes at night, even sometimes when I wake up. I've never been diagnosed as depressed nor have I been self diagnosed.
My ex pissed me off, so I had sex with him and accused him of rape.
He got 2 years.
I used to sleep with a married woman and I thought it could be more, but it didnt and now I spend my days alone, spiteful of the world.
>>698768043
I've had a history of getting girls way too drunk and basically raping them.
>>698774841
Alienation is definitely something I feel, and I also feel I can't really connect to people. I mean, I have friends, a really good friend, and I had a gf for a few months, and we said we loved each other and shit, but I was never sure, I thought I loved her, but when we broke up, I felt nothing. I don't really feel anything about things unless it's like an animal. I hate it.
>>698775170
Jay Bob?
>>698774931
Prolly worth getting help now while things are still ok, I waited too late and everything went crashing down around me and it was too late, get a bit of help now and you probably won't need much to get on track. It's not weakness to get support when you need it.
When i was little i fingered my dog alot. I loved the way it would push back when i stuck my finger inside her. Came close to fucking her but i didnt want to lose my virginity to a dog.
>>698775170
rape is against their will.
this whole- drunk means you cannot concent theory is made up SJW dribble
Sometimes I get this strong memory of being terrified of being caught for something horrible I did. I can only remember fearing getting caught.
Did I kill someone and repress the memory? Am I just remembering a nightmare? Am I just paranoid and having s delusion of persecution and guilt?
I eat my boogers
>>698775434
>i didnt want to lose my virginity to a dog
say that out loud and try not to kek
I have been fantasizing about boning my sister for 15 years and sometimes think I could, but am scared to try and attempt it. Most porns that I watch, even during times i'm boning other women or have a girlfriend, are porns that have girls that resemble my sis in some kind of way and usually give the best orgasm
>>698774931
It can be hard to diagnose, because contrary to popular belief you be depressed and still laugh, still smile, still enjoy things. You can be depressed and never once think of killing yourself. I know a girl who just gets really anxious and can't sleep or eat when she's depressed. Talk to someone, dude. You don't have to keep feeling like that.
>>698775107
Scumbag
>>698775374
It's just I don't know, I feel like I've been in a rut for about a good 1-2 years, but idk if it's depression, just sometimes, for even maybe a few minutes or an hour before I go to bed, I just feel down all of a sudden.
>>698775512
Hard to consent to something you don't remember. For instance. If I gave you GHB and you blacked out and whilst you were unconscious I used a funnel to pour a whole swarm of live scorpions into your anus----well, you weren't awake to say yes OR no to that; ergo rape.
>>698775644
I don't feel like I have anyone to talk to, I know my mom would probably disown me if I told her about how I feel and that I need to grow up and get over it. I don't want to tell my friends cause I don't want to put them through that, and I really don't have anyone else in my life except for my dog, which I feel has helped a lot.
I was abused when i was seven and also saw the girl i loved then being abused and since then i make up horrible and fake stories to explain my sadness and i get mad at people when they don't understand but its my fault cause i will never ever say the real story to anyway and everyone walk away from me cause i'm allways so sad
>>698775205
>>698775702
Similar with me, I'm just saying deal with it now before it becomes depression, rationalization is a defence mechanism that disconnects you from the self which leads to suffering. This is from my notes from therapy. There might not be a big issue in your life that's caused it, but you might be surprised what can get repressed. I'm just trying to offer my help, just consider it, or at least look up "object relations" :)
>>698775914
Are you in school? They usually have a counselor, or can refer you to one. There are free mental health clinics. If you want I can even link you to free chats where you can talk to psychiatrists and other professionals for free.
>>698775107
Help your country out by killing yourself .
>>698775914
Anon,
I was suicidal once and felt like I couldn't approach my friends. I tried OD'ing on a gram of heroin but they got to me with Narcan quickly enough (that and I had a massive addiction so it wasn't instant K.O.)
After explaining to my closest friend that I didnt' want to burden him, he chided me and assured me that he would rather be burdened by this than by the death of someone close.
I think it's fine to seek a friend's help.
Im Batman
>>698775944
Youre your own poison
>>698769643
Dude pop her cherry
>>698776105
That's really interesting, I'll have to look into that more.
>>698776128
Thank you so much, so you have that link?
>>698776232
Thank you for the advice, are you doing better?
>>698773645
most I've had during marathon sex was 6 loads, but it was hours of fucking and we were both on shrooms so that helped. But I love that, endurance is the best. I'm more or so into indulging in fucking on occasion, kamasutra style. But in its rarity, I require marathon sex for sure. Insatiable
>>698775512
No roofies or anything like that, just way too much booze, to the point that they're for sure blacked out and then I start making out with them, and if it seems like I'm getting away with it, I'll pull my dick out. I've felt up passed out girls, and put their hands down my pants and shit like that.
>>698776466
I know :) Thanks!
>>698775434
LOL!!!
>>698776431
Harvey Dent pls go
>>698775525
I'm 32 and I still do that all the time.
>>698775107
You are fucking scum. You put a innocent man behind bars just because, he pissed you off.
I have an insane tickling fetish. I want to get the shit tickled out of me, it's like the only thing I find sexually stimulating. I'm open to try anal and other gay shit, but damn this is my kink and it's sorta weird :/
>>698776616
>>698776616
Yeah, cleaned my act up, got sober, etc. Just edgy times. Still friends with the guy I confided in.
>>698775107
Die and go to Hell, will you please?
I killed a homeless person while he was sleeping, because he was growing shrooms in his tent by some train tracks. I killed him with a big ass rock, it was a pretty nice find cause I stole his shrooms afterwards and had a two month supply.
>>698777086
Glad to hear man
>>698776999
Trips dont lie
I wipe my ass stand up
>>698773350
Do it anyway?
>>698776922
I've never felt bad about it. I know for the most of people is really disgusting, but I don't care and I still do when I'm alone. Why do you do it Anon?
>>698773645
I've cum 12 times in a row before, was snowed in and had nothing better to do than literally jerk off all day. I went 8 times with my first girlfriend in a 6 hour time period too. It can be done.
>>698775870
drunk ≠unconscious
drunk ≠passed out
never said that asleep/blacked out was consent. How can it be by the premise. Nice try kiddo
I fap to my sister
>>698772200
Stories? Sounds pretty good
>>698777230
Sounds like bullshit.
>>698768728
>>698768728
Why?
>>698777882
How so? I can give you location as to tell you how many homeless are here, Rockford, Illinois.
>>698777555
Nice dub trips, nigga'. I do it because I always have boogers, but I don't always have a tissue, and it's just way too convenient, and I think there's a part of me that simply enjoys harvesting them by hand and admiring them with my mouth. I just do.
>>698776616
Yup!
There's a bunch, actually:
https://www.icliniq.com/ask-a-doctor-online/psychiatrist
https://virtualtherapyconnect.com/features1/167-real-time-online-chat
http://www.doctorslounge.com/psychiatry/forums/archive.htm
http://www.crisischat.org/faq/
http://www.onlinecounselling4u.com/
http://www.myshrink.com/online-crisis-counseling.php
http://www.wellness.com/find/online%20psychiatrists
http://counsellingresource.com/therapy/service/live-online-therapy/
http://www.healthfulchat.org/mental-health-chat-rooms.html
https://www.talkspace.com/
http://www.7cups.com/
>>698768043
I fucked your mother.
>>698772108
What the fuck.
>>698778248
Thank you so much!
>>698777630
Same thing. Altered state of consciousness, you don't know what's going on ergo can't consent.
>>698778279
That's not a secret, that's all you ever talk about...
after i jack off, i dont wipe of the cum, i just sorta rub it over my dick until it dries and somehow dissapears
>>698778334
Whatever, man, don't give him shit. Are you a chick, or what?
>>698778410
Yeah, I know.
Only fair, she does too.
me and a friend found a dead bird and we cut its neck off
>>698778666
Woah, settle the fuck down Satan.
>>698768043
I'm married and have really beautiful wife and three kids. I also fuck my married boss who is ex-gymnast and hot as a fuck couple times a week. I can make her cum 3-4 times in a row, so that she just shakes and starts to cry in the end. Told me many times I'm the best fuck she ever had. Lifts my feels.. though I also fuck another girl, who is a MD doing research at local top tier university. She's a swimmer and really in a great shape. Sucks dick like a champ and loves it.
I don't even understand why they all, even my wife want to fuck me. I have average dick, I exercise just enough to keep in ok shape and generally I'm just nice and polite guy.
>>698778666
Wow so brave!
I was bullied ruthlessly in the fifth grade. And I used to be a firm Mormon. Which made it feel 10x worse. The thing is eventually that anger built up and built up. But since I wasn't a fighter I squished it down and squished it down. For years I too everything anyone tossed at me and continually hyper compressed it until I couldn't feel it. Year I vented here and there but I could still feel it. I used the dark thoughts inside to scare others away by saying crazy shit like "you seem like your your insides would look pretty on the outside" or "everyone picks on the small guy until he comes in with an assault rifle" and things of that nature along with acting erratic to avoid getting bullied in the eighth grade. And some still think I'm insane. The thing is Im an adult now and I can feel that rage building up inside. I live in fear that someday someone will push me to far and I'll do alot more then just hurt them. I feel angry all the time and take sick pleasure in making kids online angry or upset. I drove around multiple times on country roads for the should purpose of splattering wildlife on the pavement. People at my old work were scared I would shoot up the place. I honestly dont know I'd I'm all there and I'm trying desperately to find the peaces so I dont end up being a phycopath.
>>698778637
"Oh yeah, that sweet boy who I took the virginity from cos I felt sorry for him. Now I'm the only person he'll ever lay with."
>>698778572
I jack off way too much for that.
Used to break into houses (when I was younger) of some hot older MILF types lived in. Would steal a few bucks but mainly went for their used underwear.
Married now and wife doesn't know. I've gotten back into it but now only steal her sisters and moms. I fucking need help.
>>698775107
You suck, I hope you feel the weight of that guilt your whole life.
Im in love with my straight best friend, hang out w him all the time yet never eat around him bc Im scared he'll think im fat. After hanging out with him i eat a lot bc im hungry from not eating around him and fucking hate myself for over eating. Just talking to him lifts my mood and makes me suddenly feel okay hes so nice and just the sweetest cutest guy ive ever met. Tried to starve myself or diet but my fucking fatass cant not eat and it makes me wanna die, unless i talk to him abt it then i eat and feel okay then hate myself because i told him and i ate.
TL;DR: i hate eating bc im too fat but cant stop eating. also really like a straight guy
>>698778136
Bullshit. Post a newslink or you're lying
>>698778749
pics of females
>>698778937
Dude talk to someone or see a therapist
>>698777502
fine...
>be me
>suck a dog's dick
I legit fucked my cousin in the ass
>>698778749
Nice, keep up the good work.
when i was 9 and we were visting my uncle, me and my sister had to sleep in the same room ( she was 13). At night when she was sleeping, i began to worship her feet. i did this every night of the week we were there. dont ask me for greentext because i feel ashamed for doing it
>>698773645
Amen
I hate when a girl wants to fuck for more than 3 hours. My dick gets sore and being on top is exhausting after the first 2. And they all suck at riding dick. One ex-gf almost broke it. It hurt for a week. Girl on top Creampie is my fetish, and it sucks they all make it so shitty and painful.
>>698778823
Watch that edge, anon. You little Mormon faggot.
>>698779442
Don't worry about being asked. Something that faggoty doesn't need to be explained.
>>698779120
nah ill prolly develop anorexia or some shit and maybe be okay when im skinny but still be ssad bc im ugly and wont be able to get him. ill see a therapist if i actually get suicidal
>>698779571
Ok, glad it's not just me who has had trouble with girls on top.
>>698775870
lulz the old scorpion anus prank, i remember doing that one to the vice principal in middle school...oh those were the days
>>698778925
Guarantee she sleeps like a baby at night. I just hope she gets caught and convicted somehow.
My brother was being abused and was being played by this girl and she did the same to my best friend at the time and me and my other best friend came up with ways to kill her and make it look like a accident. The girl was very suicidal and emo so we decided the best course was to pin her down and force her to swallow about 20 pills of Oxy and everything that was in her medicine cabinet.
>>698779571
gAYYYYY
>>698779442
You should be ashamed, people with feet fetishes are worse than bronies.
>>698779852
Did u do it doe
>>698778388
ur opinion.
Try a beer and tell me if you can still decide for yourself
>>698779852
So did you just plan it or follow through?
>>698768043
I might be a faggot. Not really sure. Nobody could tell though because I call everybody a faggot. I'm just a dick
>>698777630
>>698780011
Not to mention a shit ton of legal precedent.
>>698779852
Did it work?
>>698778937
Try Atkins or Paleo or something. Switch out sweets for fruit, and just get used to cooking meat and vegetables. It'll do you wonders, and the ability to eat in moderation will develop on its own.
The woman who I impregnated, I told her it was not on purpose, but it was on purpose. I just think she has the best genetics for my seed. And now we have a son who her mom will forever think is a mistake but I will always know deep down that he was planned by me.
On the plus side she recently told me our son is the best thing that has ever happened to her so I guess my conscience is clear of all of it.
>>698779973
Yes
>>698780203
All you need is to make some noticeable progress, and dieting and working out will become fun for you. The first time I went on Paleo, I lost 50 lbs in a month and a half, and I ate more than I normally did. Just no carbs and no processed bullshit. It really works.
>>698779003
lel he's homeless, in a low income area where crime is high and property values are low, nobodies gonna report a dead body in the woods, when most of the people in the woods are edgy teenagers.
Had sex with my ex bf's dog
when i was a little kid i was always better than all of my friends at smash bros 64, so i would purposely let them win every few matches because i was afraid they wouldn't want to play with me anymore
>>698780411
Do you feel remorse?
>>698768043
I'm a furry but don't want to come out.
>>698780203
ive tried so hard man. its so difficult to not just eat pizza, not even too fat id say im ~ 50 pounds overweight and have no reason to have developed a tendency to eat unhealthy food its just happened all my life and i straight cant not. fuckin hate myself for it
>>698768043
>Be 14
>Have step cousin around for a couple years at my house
>He's like 12 or 13 at the same
>He starts doing weird shit (sexual stuff)
>Try to ignore it but he brings me into that shit
>His sister/causing is like 8 or 9
>One day shit gets weird involving his cousin.
>I break down in curiosity
>Shit goes down in there room
>A few months later I notice they don't come by anymore
>About a year after (I'm about 16 at this time), I stop seeing them.
>One day I get a call
>" Is dis dat guy who likes touching my daughter?" (he has a strong ghetto lisp and whatnot, the stepfamily is black)
>Me: Who the hell is this?
>Thinking it's a random prank caller, I play along.
>"Yeah man I guess, she likes it right?"
>He then says the name of said daughter and it's the same as my step cousins.
>I can literally feel my head go light as blood rushes as I remember
>Try to end the call ASAP
>Me: I don't know what you're talking about man, stop prank calling us.
>Hang up.
>A day later at night step family comes over, I haven't seen them in years.
>About to say how they are but remember the call
>They instantly come over and slap me
>I run, scared shittless going upstairs to get my parents involved.
>They sort it out, I tell them my step cousin, the one that started all this mess that he must be telling her to say these things, and that he probably did all this himself
>I never actually said anything about me being involved at all, which I felt ashamed for, but at the same time felt I should have lied about.
>They leave and for years we don't hear from them.
26 now, and we're starting to get along again. I'm hoping the step family forgot about it by now.
I wish I have forgotten about it, but haven't.
>>698780776
lol good idea, just stick to forums.
I am in love with a transgender woman, but i feel like i dont have a chance of being with her because she lives in a different state. My family doesnt know about her or that i like transgender women.
>>698779852
Fuck that. If she's already suicidal, try to push her over the edge psychologically. I bet you could do a shitload of damage just by keying the word "loser" into her car. Do it like Hannibal Lecter when he gets Miggs to off himself just by "muttering to him all night".
>>698780917
Holy shit all those typos I made.
Anyway there you go, basically my only secret in my entire life now that I think about it.
>>698771537
California to Mississippi isn't coast to coast, plus, it might be more diagonal than just straight across. Coast to coast in a horizontal line is still at least 2000 miles.
>>698780011
One beer isn't enough to get anyone but a toddler drunk. Fucking toddlers is always rape, you shitbrained retard.
Watching the Olympics is simultaneously one of the most exciting and most crushing things I've ever done.
On one hand, it's amazing to see the world's best athletes compete to break records in all kinds of different sports.
On the other, it sickens me to think that all of these people are having the times (and competitions) of their lives, while I'm at home, already graduated from high school, already graduated from college, and never competed past a district level in high school.
I came from an upper-middle class family; there were no financial barriers to my competing in swimming, or volleyball, cross country, or track. There were no time barriers; I am (and was) smart, so school was never challenging. There were no physical barriers; I have always been healthy, have no chronic illnesses, good genetics, and good family history of athletic competition.
I wish I had never played video games. I wish I had tried. I wish I had started sooner.
Most of all, I wish I hadn't been so scared. Scared of messing up, scared of embarrassing myself, scared of losing, scared of not knowing what to do. I fucked up. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
I'll right this wrong. I'll catch up.
once i put a chicken tenders in the microwave and press a button and not even look back to see and it was... ok! :)
My car molested me to in the back of my moms friend to the right of my uncle.
I have a fantasy about getting a girl to chat with guys online to lure then over, then bust in like i caught them fucking my girl, and tell them I'll let them go if i can fuck them while they do her.
>>698771636
Tattooed trash
>>698781317
>but you won't
fucking routine secrets threads got feels threads by the balls
>>698781511
yer syntax is all fucked up there buddy
>>698781591
>but you won't
Just watch me, fucknugget.
>>698780914
You have to. You have to find something you like that doesn't have carbs in it. It'll change your life. Think about the object of your affection while you're eating it, and it'll keep you motivated. Also, you have to be lifting weights and shit if you want to not turn into a soggy mess. My biggest problem was my sweet tooth, so I switched to binge eating bananas and mandarin oranges at night. (That's when I really crave sweets). Trust me, I know exactly how you feel, and cutting out carbs WILL WORK.
>>698774931
What you described, though, sounds exactly like a classic case of depression. It's worth probably doing an evaluation, at least. There's nothing worse than just letting those feelings lie unaddressed, unless your end goal in life is to an hero.
I desperately want to suck a tranny dick. But, like, a pretty tranny. I want to swallow her cum.
I really wouldn't even mind sucking a feminine looking twink boy. I don't care. I would swallow his cum too. I'd deepthroat that dick and let him cum all down my throat and keep his dick in my mouth until it went soft.
Then, a few minutes later, I'd do it again.
>>698781317
hey anon im in same boat as you were but im only 15, any recommendations to not make that mistake
i like to get fucked up on ketamine and drive as fast as i can and see how crazy i can drive without crashing. don't worry i dont do it on busy roads. part of me wants to die and the other doesnt give a shit.
>>698782034
1) Stop playing video games, now.
2) Stop going on Reddit. That place is a cesspool of self-pity and self-deprecation, it will almost certainly fuck up your psyche
3) Don't post your age here you'll get banned, even if you're less retarded then everyone else.
What sport(s) do you do/want to do?
>>698768043
i had sex multiple times with my ex. she has a boyfriend that she doesn't love. she doesn't love me eather but i'm cool with that.
I want to take my life because i tried to cheat on her twice and she basically left me because of it, but doesn't want to leave my side.
si lees esto yoel, no te ama, está contigo solo por tener a alguien al lado y soy demaciado cobarde como para decirtelo, sorry amigo.
>>698781777
bananas and amndarin oranges are actually cash af and my 2 fav semi healthy things
>>698780914
Oh, dude, and another one that was helpful to me was that I would get a big drum of cashews and a big bag of dates, and I'd mix them together to replace TV watching munchies. They were really good, and even though some people really go overboard when it comes to any form of sugar (including natural forms), I always stuck to the rule that if it was fruit from sugar, fuck it, and I still lost weight like mad.
>>698778749
fuck you, cheating asshole hope your wife divorces and takes the kids
>>698769643
HA! GAAAAAAAYYYYYYY (jk sis, go for it)
>>698782014
ive sucked and fucked a tranny, and bro its great. Definitely do it,
>>698782256
thing about sports is that im a pussy and scared to not be successful so i always have just kept my head down in gym and did the shit
I'm a furry but haven't told anyone.
People think that shit is beastiality
>>698781671
livestream
>>698769643
monster
>>698775107
Kill yourself you useless sack of shit. Your petty emotions caused an innocent man to end up behind bars, and ruined his entire life, because that conviction will now haunt him in anything he ever does. I hope guilt over this tears at you until you put a bullet in your head. By the way, use a .22 pistol. It's a small enough round that it won't exit the skull if you do it right, and will instead rattle around destroying more of your brain and guaranteeing your death. But please, do all of us the service of doing so. But before you do, please tell the courts that you were full of shit, so that the man may at least have some life ahead of him.
>>698772128
Wtshit. Trying to slip in the diznil sissy
>>698782276
There you go, man. The other thing is, I know people that live paleo, and just about every single one of them allows themselves a 'cheat day'. Literally take one day to go get you a big-ass supreme pizza and dunk the slices in ranch, and eat the whole mother fucking thing slice by slice. You won't "never eat pizza again", you'll just have to behave yourself 6 days a week. You can do it.
>>698782427
Second
>>698770484
and are you male?
Can we pause this thread for a sec to talk about something serious?
If you're a guy sexually identified as a girl, and you were into boys, would you be considered straight?
I have a girlfriend but I desperately want to fuck this certain girl, I would also fuck my cousin who'd probably be down because were distant cousins and shes a whore. The only thing thats stopping me is the fact that I'm almost certain I'd be guilty as fuck and end up telling my gf, Than she'd leave me, And I do love her. Shes just a terrible fuck.
I have touched my step daughter multiple times while she sleeps. Tits and slit never put my fingers inside thought. I did start to see what I can fit in her ass.
>>698783030
>>698783030
how old is she?
Yes anon,I identify myself as an egg. ever since I was 5, I always wanted to be an egg. Now its 2016 and I can show my real self .
I totally want to dissociate from my friends. We've all been friends since middle school, really solid and close. But I just see them like kids now and end up spiting them for what looks dumb to me alot. I feel like there's a huge gap and that for who I am in particular, I need to stop waiting around and just jump into shit and get things done. Like we regularly hang out, have had amazing life experiences and my parents treat my two best friends like thier own kids for years, and I just want to leave them now. It's not quick or impulsive spite, I just have to get on with my 20's and think about myself. I get dragged down by them cuz I don't make for the same aspirations and goals in life as they do. But yeah I've been growing away from the people I'm closest to on purpose.
I pee the bed every night and have to wear diapers because of it.
>>698782485
Nope. Nope nope nope you have to, HAVE TO start working on your confidence now. I was exactly like that up until, shit, maybe a year and a half ago. I've always been the smart kid in my family so failure of any kind was a big scary thing. But, the thing about failure of any kind; sports, academics, social, whatever: it does not end you. It doesn't prevent you from practicing to get better. Nobody else will remember your failures. Everyone will remember your success.
And trust me, I know it sounds stupid to say "don't fear failure" but that's literally exactly what you need to do. It's not gonna happen overnight, you'll have good days and bad days, but you have to start changing your mindset from "I'm a pussy" to "I am a fucking winner". I thought the same thing. That's why I didn't go further with swimming, that's why I didn't try in track until the last year (and got injured 2 weeks in anyway), and that's why I didn't try cross country (which I excelled at) until senior year.
Don't keep your head down. Don't try to blend in. Try to improve yourself, constantly. I think of any high school sport, track is the easiest to try first. But don't just push what your comfortable with and join track. Try swimming too. Shit, try basketball or volleyball or football. You can always quit a sport if you hate it; you can never go back and try something you skipped.
I'm guessing you're in the US?
>>698782600
Eh, no livestream but you could follow or bookmark my instagram. Nothing of note on there yet but I'm going to run my first (in a while, at least) 5k around this fall. The plan is, in a few years, for it to be full of pictures from events and wins.
https://www.instagram.com/generalpoptart/
>>698782900
What if you were a girl, sexually identified as a male, into males?
You could literally make a straight guy go gay for you.
>>698782859
No, but she plays one on the internet.
>>698783553
Alright, I'll be there to congratulate you if you win and call you a faggot for not delivering if you fail. Good luck anon.
>>698783704
Get ready for a big stupid shitshow anon. Thanks.
>>698782900
If you have balls, you're a male. All this "gender identification" bullshit is purely psychological. Don't kid yourself.
>>698772108
Goddamn son
I take creepshots of my friends (girls) and jack off to them.
>>698783572
like developed 19 y/o looking 13 right?? Or 13looksmorelike11 kinda 13? If the second, kys. if the first one, Try and fit a sharpie in the pooper for the lulz
>>698783553
thanks anon ill take this to heart i swear
>>698776431
Youre your own poison
I go on alternate accounts under different names in social media, and send my female friends dick pics to see how they react.
>>698782940
Break up with her. She's probably not a "terrible fuck", she's just not compatible with you. If you cheat on her, you're a dipshit, and if you break up with her, you're not. Sex isn't about good and bad, it's just about chemistry.
>>698775512
back 2 /pol/ pls
>>698783993
Good luck anon. Don't quit, don't give up. Always keep trudging forward, even when you're waist deep in shit. I want to hear about you some day.
>>698783392
>698783392
>>698768043
I was molested by my 1st grade teacher in Colorado, he dated my mom for one or two dates, she broke up with him, the next day at school he called me in from recess when we were all alone and did shit. I don't know if it really fucked me up though, I mean I break down about it every once in a whole, but mostly I'm okay, I guess. Idk.
>>698783517
I was wondering what smelled like stale piss.
>>698772200
Holy shit. My mother did the same thing. I do have a bit of a face-sitting fetish but not sure if it was from that. Maybe I'm just in denial.
>>698769302
Wimpy faggot alert! Wee-yoo-wee-yoo
>>698783887
either way she's still 13. kys for being a closet pedo.
>>698784612
Nah I'll enjoy it a little longer
>>698784531
sexual identity is a crack whore. i want to fuck cathedrals
>>698784207
I've done that. Sometimes flaccid, and I'm a grow-er not a show-er.
>>698780513
did he know?
greentexxt
>>698784440
303fag here. What school? What was the teacher's name? Just curious.
>>698775434
Hahah, "didn't want to loose my virginity to a dog" that was genius
>>698785153
More like "thissoundlikesomethingi'vedonefag
>>698775870
"Ergo" your retarded
I have a fetish for dogs and shit so when i was 15 I fucked my neighbors dog until they moved
>>698782348
Cashews are like 5 cals each ... careful with a drum of cashews!
I sexually identify as a onion
>>698785530
I also fingered my cat alot
>>698785153
I was a 719 fag. It was Calhan, CO, 80808. Frontier Charter Academy. The teacher's name was Delaney. I left Colorado three years later, didn't tell anyone till I realized it was wrong, last thing I heard he became principal of that school, idk for sure though. I feel like shit though because I'm pretty sure he did it to other kids, I remember him taking other girls to the bathroom alone and shit.
>>698784826
the ignorance?
>>698785353
They don't hire convicted drug offenders for teaching positions.
>>698772108
I bet you lived in Nebraska, I knew a friend whose brother did that to the family cat or it could've been the family dog. Yeah, maybe it was a chiwahawa
>>698782356
it's not cheating, because there is no emotional background.
>>698785153
>>698785709
I found the school page, but I can't find his pic. Do you think he's still there?
>>698785484
And yet I know the difference between 'your' and 'you're', and thus I'm smarter than you.
My fetish is bombs and fuses
frosted butts
>>698778910
You have an amazing hobby there :)
Just keep doin, you don't need help
One time I was browsing the deep webs and
if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep
i jack off once a day at 1 in the morning, im also pretty fat. i have a miserable existence.
>>698786246
Doubt it, it's been like fifteen years. I hope he isn't still there, then again maybe he is diddling kids somewhere else.
>>698783556
I'd go gay instantly.
I'm mexican and ashamed and want to be white and to have a white name
>>698785567
I'm just saying what worked for me. I know it's not the most conventional idea, especially for any of us that grew up in the 90s, but it worked like magic. I'm now of the school of thought that if you're dropping weight, your health will benefit from it. I also used to get a lot of shit for all the eggs and bacon I ate, but my health steadily improved along with my physique.
>>698775107
retards replying to this think it's not bait
I have multiple persona/personality each slightly different from each other. I put on a different personality for each different group of peers. I don't normally have my same friends in the different groups. No one in my friends have met my family.
I developed different personalities to hide how crazy I am. My true self has no self control and wants to do completely opposite to what people want.
I never had sexual attraction to anybody till I was around 18-19 I'm now 23. Only attracted to people personality female or male.
I dated my ex for almost 4 years. She left me roughly 3 years ago. Still love her and have been single as fuck since. Lie to myself and tell myself i enjoy being single.
>>698786786
snowflake melts first
>>698778910
Dude, please will you come back and green text that shit when you get caught?
>>698785713
Absolutely
>>698786800
you talk like every person in the world.
shut the fuck up about women, will ya? if she's right she's right, and some are wrong.
>>698786758
I know you're right.
>>698786939
You couldn't be more wrong.
All women are wrong, fundamentally. Some you'll just happen to have "chemistry" with but they're all psychopaths. Literally good for nothing but fucking.
Come home after a long day of writing final papers and my girlfriend has posted some stupid note on our bedroom door.
>says she needs a break. so she can read
>bitch has been home all fucking day
>go in later to get some stuff for bed
>she comes out and asks whats wrong, i just tell her the note
>we fight, i go back to writing
>think im tired, go to bed, shes still bad
>we make up after a LOOOOONG time
>inquire about sex
>why?
>she doesnt want to and I make a point of bringing it up because it upsets her
>sitting here telling my problems to a bunch of people i hopefully will never meet
what am i fucking doing
>>698787105
Now this is agreeable
>>698786653
Be proud of who you are anon
>>698787145
You'd rather bitch about it than take action. Dump her.
>>698786691
I don't disagree (I group up in the 70's) but like a trail mix gives more seeds etc and less cals. Cals still count but i am with you 100% on the carb thing (i lost 90 pounds)
>>698786854
What do you mean snowflakes melt first?
>>698786653
That's a stupid complaint. Mexican is the new white, and nobody discriminates against it.
>>698787408
its midnight were I am and she needs her sleep, shes epileptic. I love her but something about "i need a break" sent me over the fucking moon.
>>698769020
That's not normal? Well shit, guess I'm a freak too.
>>698775522
Definitely a paranoid delusion. Get help.
I like a girl at work and dont know if she likes me. I wanna just ask her out but dont know if she will say yeh.
At work one day, I sharted myself pretty bad. Went to the down stairs restroom that had showers and took them off and threw my shit covered undies on the floor. A few hours later I heard somebody tell me that this autistic cleaning guy was walking around with them , and got fired because they thought it was his underwear.
>>698787467
cool, cool. I resorted to cashews only as a replacement for cheetos and shit like that. If you're addicted to junk food and switch to a natural food with a lot of calories, you're for sure going in the right direction.
>>698786653
I don't blame you, I'm tall, rich and white as fuck, life is good
>>698787723
Go flash a strobe light in her face.
>>698774877
>>698774877
Hands free ass scratch, nice
Hey, little girl. Did you want to know...a seecret?
Cause I know one, and it is sooooo good to hear it.
You want to know what it schwas?
Alright, I'll tell you what it schwas.
I know.....how to count....alllll de way to schfifty five.
...and I will tell you how to do it.
Faster than you can say, "Poopty Peupty pants".
I saw boobies once online
>>698787826
That must suck. If she says fuck off you'll have to keep working with her
>>698768043
>I'm a faggot
Yup, same. Like both guys and gals. Won't deny it.
>>698787967
I fucking knew someone would suggest that
>mfw I got what I asked for
>>698788167
Cool. Enjoy Hell. You deserve it.
if only to be a cuddlebug
My current relationship of about two years stemmed from me cheating on 3 girls. None know and none can find out.
>>698787760
Thanks for the response. I've been to a therapist and psychiatrist in the past. I went on a sliding scale then, because I'm a poor fag and didn't have insurance. But I have insurance now, so they won't give me a sliding scale, but I don't want to go through my insurance for certain reasons.
>>698771710
Been there done that. Turns out alot of keedz touch wieners and shit like that, but I still get anxiety whenever I think about it
>>698768043
sometimes i wish i would have terrible stuff happen to me, just so i could get attention.
>>698788038
I D I D O T H
>>698770037
I think liking hands is a natural thing. They're the most intimate part of someone's body in a relationship because they're constantly touching you and caressing you. I can't date someone with disgusting looking unkempt hands because those dirty little hands are touching every part of my body and that shits nasty. I think a persons hands says a lot about themselves because unkempt hands show that the person is either a slob, not well put together, or just doesn't care very much whereas someone with nice clean hands shows that they take care themselves and are overall well put together. Hands to me are kind of a big deal.
>>698775107
I assume this is bait. But I just wanted to say that I think people who make false rape accusations are just as bad as legit rapists. I don't care what anyone says. I truly believe that. I never thought I'd say this, but I hope these people get actually raped just so they can see what a mockery they're making of actual rape victims.
>>698778823
I suggest seeking professional help. Maybe they can recommend a way to release some of the pent up energy; maybe get a punching bag or something and take out all the shit on that?
Soo... I relapsed. Not sure where to go from here. Get back on the straight and narrow or just say fuck it.
>>698788666
>>698788666
Riiiiight.....That's what the antichrist WOULD say.
>>698789132
What drugs were you on?
>>698771083
Hey Josh Duggar
>>698789132
please get back on the straight and narrow. many people in my life have abused substances. it hurts you and those around you
My girlfriend cheated on me with another woman. The two of us found out and are now best friends.
>>698772108
If I would ever walk in on someone raping an animal I'd seriously kill them or atleast paralyze them. Makes me sick.
>>698788795
its not so much an attention thing as it is something to be noticed.
>>698789132
I'm with you, anon. I quit my job and lined up a teaching gig in China to try to get a fresh start in new surroundings. I fly out at the end of the month. It's not worth your life. Do what you need to to kick it.
>>698789239
All, lawlz. Serious problem with prescription pills and whatever I could get to fill the void. Cleaned up 5 years ago and yesterday decided to smoke some fucking weed and take a few oxys.
