YLYL!
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YLYL!
dese never funny
>the cum shot is worth the wait
>>698662151
>>698663170
HAHAHAHA OH BOY YOU SURE GOT ME DIDN'T YOU! IF ONLY I DIDN'T HAVE AUTISM AND REALISED IT WAS ON A LOOP!! OH WELL I GUESS I'M THAT DUMB
>>698663650
HA HA I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR IT
fag
>>698663977
ayyy
>>698663713
i have that, Heavy Metal, good animated movie
>>698663977
I see pubes~
A little bit of vag~
>>698666711
das a clean ass car
>>698667108
>>698667157
>>698667184
>>698667220
>>698667298
>>698667337
>>698667377
>>698663977
Is this legal?
Referring to lower left
>>698666846
must be a female dog
>>698667488
Awww, a fwawffy tiga got a smoochies
>>698667488
Yeah cats have third eyelids
>>698666916
i fuckin lost to this
>>698668023
I hope they fucking pop this faggot
>>698667887
Ur welcome
>>698668023
is this FilthyFrank new cake?
>>698668254
Not a HTB fan?
>>698668309
Looks like howtobasic
>>698668326
He's cancer in general and somehow gets millions of views for doing the exact same thibg over and over again just on different objects
>>698667337
lost
>>698668544
fffffffuuuuuuuuu
>>698667672
fucking died
>>698667184
MODS!
>>698667184
>Baby's baby is pregnant too
Holy God, what the fuck. What kind of sick body horror shit is this to market to kids ? I bet this is real, too
>>698668927
just as real as "Rober the cop" and "Star Warsiders"
>>698666786
I see the look in her eye too
>>698667672
I believe this packing does not exist anymore. God knows how many times I had to struggle against this shit to open it. Litterally never managed to open without scissors
>>698668368
cause it is
>>698667108
Wtf this is fucking with my head who's arms are who's.
>>698663977
It's been years since the last time I saw a faceswap.
>>698668994
>>698669893
Top arms belong to the beta, the arms below belong to each girl. It does like a bit trippy if you're caught off guard.
>>698667586
Shits for real fam. Got a male and female dog. The female can't catch shit. The male has never dropped 1 dark chocolate truffle.
>>698670055
>>698668502
Seconded
>>698668418
everyone's hair gets better
except for the nigger
>>698663170
Lingeries Office episode 2
>>698668023
Fuck I hate how to basic.
>>698666601
obligatory
"dont skip leg day"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a48o2S1cPoo
not replying to anything
but that webm above me is slightly impressive.
but tragic that someone wasted so much time making it
>its a "reply to this or blahblahblah"
>>698668023
This is less funny then a monty python sketch
>>698668254
what is that from?
>>698668254
Why would she want an Asian wit a tiny dick tho?
>>698667157
Biology book triggers them so hard they start using the right bathroom.
>>698668544
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be?
>>698667283
That's not Darth Vader tho
>>698670997
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>698671070
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
>>698670511
Lost and checked
>>698667824
wow normally pussys will always want your card
>>698669678
Wtf are you talking about? Pry it open with thumps then push edges out with thumbs. If this is bait i fell head first
Funny
>>698671205
Whatever you say, superstitious 'just in case' faggot.
>>698669467
gold
>>698666711
I bet its a woman driving too
>>698670098
why the fuck are you feeding your dog chocolate?
>>698671465
gtd
>>698671705
Not deliberately, he's literally unable to not catch things I drop.
Seriously, get a female dog, I've lost so many sets of keys, remotes, you name it because of this.
>>698668689
uh....
>>698671530
I thought so too.
>>698669550
why did I lose to this?
>>698666711
"Quick wash please"
>>698670511
Some one went though all the effort of doing that
>>698670511
wow, this shit is getting really ellaborate
>>698672103
>damnlol watermark
>>698671720
haha nice
>>698669678
you need to be axecluded from the genepool
>>698668418
I want to cum inside young hermoine
>>698666562
I lost
>>698667464
>YLYL
>Black Twitter bullshit
Pick one
>>698667337
fuckin lost
>>698671465
oh for fucks sake
i'm never clicking on anything again
>>698671720
German: "Für nächstes mal ohne Italien."
English: "Next time without italy."
>>698667488
I want one.
>>698671606
The guy running along side it is probably the driver who forgot to put on his hand break.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE6JIJj5onU
>>698672228
I'M SAD NOW AND I DIDN'T EXPECT TO BE
>>698672446
Ow shit Nigger
>>698662151
But cats don't like citrus....that's kind of cruel...
>>698671710
THAT'S MEAN
>>698670511
Why is the first frame a screenshot from Half-Life 2?
>>698672921
Welcome to /b/
>>698668023
>the birth of iPhone
>>698671465
Nignoges
>>698670511
you got me there
>>698672903
god fucking dammit that's the cutest lil motherfucker i've ever seen
>>698672629
lost
>>698671429
lost
>>698672903
Holy shit i wants it
>>698667725
gonorrhea will do that to you
>>698670895
Still better than a nigger
>>698672645
this is actually funny
>>698666562
Lost again
>>698667220
>Money
>Jews
Obvious win is obvious.
>>698669471
godfather
>>698669471
The godfather. Kiddie version
>>698667527
Top fucking kek.
>>698668023
Fucking Apple hipsters.
>>698668717
it's a doll literally nothing wrong.
>>698673278
>virgin detected.
Asians love niggers, it's the whole absence of any sexual pleasure from the asian men who drive them to BBC which in turn stimulates the cervix.
>>698670511
xDDDD
>>698672446
I don't believe
>>698667157
I don't think it's the transgenders here that are misunderstanding human biology.
>>698671465
>funny
said the fatass
>>698672335
GEDDAN
>>698672375
are you retarded? The guy running along works there. He forgot to put on his handbrake and conviently placed a brick on the pedal or what?
>>698671465
>:(
>>698667157
>>698667337
It's probably because her son replies to those "your mother will die in her sleep" posts. A son's gotta look out for his mama, knowwhatimsayin'?
>>698667157
Book
>>698669471
should have named this godfather.jpg
>>698669037
Behold, Door Ladder
>>698672745
i don't even know why i lost
>>698668023
I mean, yeah sure, Intel stock coolers deserve that. But come on man, have some respect for GT8800, shit was dope back in the day.
>>698670511
i fucking lost
>>698672787
someone wanked on this for sure
>>698669366
lost
>>698672973
LOL!!!!!
>>698662151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B32lZsrJ_aQ
>>698668689
Women deserve equal rights and pay
>>698673989
>>698667710
What the fuck IS that? It looks like a gummy chicken head
>>698674193
is this like from porn of something?
>>698670887
A chinese commercial copied from an italian one in which a skinny white man became a sexy nigger
>>698666846
Lost
>>698670275
lol I live in Japan and saw this recently
>>698666711
Id like the express wash please
>>698667488
Tigers really are adorable.
>>698672351
Me too. I'd believe that we've actually domesticated tigers by this point, so I'd be about as afraid of it as I would a large dog.
>>698671465
damn
>>698673566
triggered faggot special cumflake detected
>>698667488
FUCK that dude, fuck that. He would try to jump on you and you would die.
>>698672709
Pretty funny
>>698670511
nice
>>698670895
everyone here in Asia hates niggers
>>698671166
Bro, copypasta
>>698671620
lost so hard
Thanks for not banana spamming fellas. I kek'd hard a few times
>>698673553
ebin bbc meme
>>698674874
wat.
Is this even a girl.
Would shave, then bang afterwards.
I guess.
Not quite sure tbh.
>>698672921
Infantry can handle it. Tank is just giving us a ride and eventually cover when it's blown to shit.
>>698674874
>>698674874
i can fucking smell it through my pc holy shit
>>698671070
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>698671720
>>698674874
Fucked up thing is she has a pretty cute face
>>698670511
Alright. That was adequate.
>>698670511
Hahahs
>>698667725
lost every time
>>698671465
Fuuuuck
>>698671195
>>698662151
That's a fucking pear, not a lemon.
>>698669059
>>698663170
I waited 3 mins for nothing, cheers.
>>698674547
Yeah this dude cut off his own dicker
and he was dancing about it it was fucked
>>698675102
damn it dude I was hoping they would reply with more copypasta. I wanted to see the kid's reply.
>>698675457
>>698668309
no, but this is Frank's new cake
>>698672446
uuurghgwwwaaah! .. I'm going to google that..
>>698675024
hegghhh fuck. Not watching this again. Literally worst thing I've ever seeen
>>698670511
Lol nice
>>698676002
fook yu
>>698676014
>yeah righto.
>>698671465
My fucking sides are non-existent
>>698675886
how about killing yourself there bud
>>698673553
>Asians love niggers
>Nigger detected
I mean, you're right about the whole Asian thing. But turning to a nigger instead? Don't kid yourself.
>>698669664
Laughed so hard
>>698670511
Rly
>>698676433
I heard your wife loves the nigger cock bro, don't be upset learn to dig it.
>>698672787
you should consider suicide
The only post getting replies are by samefags cause they are faggots.
>abandon thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>698673271
They die after a couple of months because they do terrible in captivity. Doesn't stop retards buying them though.
>>698672335
Damn nigga thinks his card is the drill that will pierce the heavens
>>698676578
Top kek
Not married, too busy stealing white hunnies from "muh dick" niggers.
But enjoy your failed attempts at trying to change the way people think, nigger. Pic related.
>>698676578
best part about these is that it has similar style to those really bad joke comics, you know the short ones in daily magazines etc
>>698676730
>fuck that guy
makes no sense that he would go back to call "it" a her after
>>698675457
Save the whole image if you're going to copypasta you fucking mongoloid.
>>698667283
Fucking muslims
>>698670511
MAde me giggle 9/11
>>698676796
Pls get a brain
>>698675457
You telling me I dont get pussy wanna hear about how much pussy I eat? Lemme tell ya, I eat pussy like a pussy vampire awakening after an eight hundred year slumber only to realize they’ve built a fully staffed Nunnery around me. I powered a small town in Guadalupe for three weeks once just by eating pussy with an electrical lead attached to my jaw. They call me El Pusstolero whenever I go back there to, yeah, you guessed it, eat pussy. I ate so much pussy once that I forgot to breathe, died, went to heaven, and got kicked out for eating all the angel pussy. I woke up in the morgue and went straight to prison for what I did up in that bitch right after. I’m sayin don’t put me in a morgue you know what I’m about. Shit. Anyway I couldn’t eat any pussy in jail so I just closed my eyes and pretended sorta like what you where doing talking to your pillow
>>698670619
one funny idea, hundreds of videos
>>698666562
lost.
This dogger is a real faggot
>>698667725
i fucking hate when that happens
>>698668780
Lost
>>698669366
Chekt n kekt
WTF is wrong with all you reddit faggots? Why don't you just stick to reddit where all the faggots will massage your weak dicks and pretend you are funny so they might get a cheeky dick pick.
In summary everyone ITT is a massive reddit/9gag faggot who needs to lurk more and hence gives away the fact they love BBC way to easily.
>>698669550
HAHAHA
>>698663650
>OH WELL I GUESS I'M THAT DUMB.
If you think that autism is directly related to IQ, yes you are.
>>698677594
>has autism
>>698670511
Kek tho
>>698672335
Is that star platinums credit card? Udda uda udda
>>698670802
That's about as good as
"Keyboard error, press f2 to continue"
Or
"Keyboard not found, press f2 to continue
>>698667667
>>698670511
goddamnit
>>698673077
good ol' snake trigger
>>698670511
Checkd
>>698673961
The finest bootleg.
4 star, best in the city.
>>698670511
Top zozzle
>>698669691
Looks more like willem Defoe to me
>>698669037
>Stars Warsiors
>>698677473
no u
