Dubs decides what I say to this girl off tinder
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Dubs decides what I say to this girl off tinder
just sitting here watching my favorite MLP episode
>>698640339
Bump
Do pee in the shower too?
>>698640339
Sorry op meant to write "do you pee in the shower too?"
>>698640339
nm im about to cum, wanna see?
>>698640339
do jews know about the holocaust
>>698640899
winrar
>>698640899
Oy vey.
Lol
>>698641108
did you know that if hitler did his job they wouldnt know?
So when are we fucking
>>698641108
Want to exchange frozen excrement?
Mama, take this badge off of me.
I can't use it anymore.
It's gettin' dark, too dark to see.
I feel like I'm nigger-knockin' on heaven's door
"You like random? How this...?" Then send dick pic.
>>698640339
Do you know that my mom shited on a piece of paper and my dad came on it they wrapped it and put it in the rooftop 9 month after i born
>>698641108
You gonna show me those tittays?
You ever hugged, kissed, sucked and/or fucked a nigger? I HATE nigger-lovers.
>>698641108
what say jew come down to mine and rummage around my shekels ;)
>>698641431
This followed by erect dick pic
>>698641108
Send nudes?
so i want you and you want me wen we gon fuck and can i smell your taint mmmm i lick and lick and lick until your stupid nigger ass is raw and i fuck and make third fuck hole then i shit and you eat shit
Got any pic of your mom's fat fuckin' bush?
>>698641552
This is the only logical thing. GET
>>698641581
fucking kekekekekeke what the fuck roll
>>698641552
Roll
>>698640339
My grandparents were apart of the holocaust! They were executed for no reason! All they did was burn a few thousand jews!
I should let you know that im HIV positive.
what do you think about niggers
>>698641581
You a poojab or sand nigger by any chance?
>>698641689
re roll
>>698641581
LMFAO ROLL DUBS GET
youre a fucking dyke go fuck yourself im a homosexual
>>698641689
reroll
Can I sniff your cunt, you motherfucking cocksucking niggerloving niggerlover? Fuck you!
>>698641689
rerolll
>>698641581
FUCKING DO IT OP
>>698641689
Rerollll
I wana eat cereal out of your poop hole
>>698641552
Doubles get. Post this pic along with the dick pic though
>>698641689
Do this OP!
Will you fuck my buttcheeks till they go squeek-squeek?
can i cut off your earlobes and put them in my bellybutton with shits and cums?
>>698641891
re roll
>>698641886
reroll
Are you a gorilla exhibit? Because I want to put a baby in you
I'm actually gay and just looking for a friend
>>698641978
lmfao this
I've been kicked out of my house three times for flicking boogers.
>>698641108
"Yeah I was just proving my friend that my it's true. He's actually my uncle and tried to fuck a poodle when he was 15, he got deported to Mexico since he was an illegal, anways, do you have any family?"
>>698642027
rerolling
>>698641689
Re rolllll
Fish smells like pussy.
i rape animals for fun
Can I pour a milkshake up your asshole and watch as you squirm from the cold?
>>698641108
Why don't you randomly sent me some nudes?
>>698642099
WINRAR!
>>698642099
finally a fucking winner
are you also in hardcore CP when she ask whats CP explain in detail
I want to fuck you like a big sack of onions
I have a micropenis, I hope you're okay with that
I want to cut you arms and your legs off then fuck your mutilated torso while you are fading. The high pitched screams coming from your mouth will make me cum even sooner.
Get dubs a little faster this time faggots
>>698642322
another winrar!!
Can I finger your butt hole while you jerk me off and i have a sock around my dick?
>>698642322
Winrar
Hey before we advance in our relationship let's get this out of the way, I don't care what you think but I'm vegan
>>698642322
Deliver OP
God damn I hope you have Nicolas Cage's face on that sexy body of yours
>>698642388
You be Harambe and ill be the zoo keeper. I wanna SHOT all my hot sperm all over your dead and lifeless gorilla body!
do you think its weird that i get boner when i watch Isis gore videos
>>698642534
Reroll......
Fuck guys...
I once fucked a retarded chick so hard that it fixed her.
I like to rub butter on my nipples in front of a kids playground
>>698642388
You too fag.
>>698642534
Rerollllll
is it gay if i have sexual fantasies about fuckin my bbc daddy
>>698642534
REROLL!!!!1
I like to stick my dick into cheese
can I make a sillicone mold of your foot so that I can turn it into a pocket pussy and fuck your foot every day?
Just to be 100% honest with you.... I only mess with girls who will eat big plates of caca with me. DO you like big plates of caca? Do you like smearing feces on your hairy ass cunt? I bet you're shitting in your hand right now, i know i am ;) i love the way caca platters taste, i put caca on all of my food like niggers put hotsauce ;)
CAN YOU FUCK WITH ME WITH A LONG DILDO
>>698642534
REROLLLL
I like my wine like I like my women, 10 years old and locked in my cellar
>>698642411
Way to waste dubs you fucking nerd. Also if dubs call her a nigger loving faggot and send her your phone number so we can spam your ass with dick pics
Show me your tatters or none of this matters
>>698642580
Rollerino
>>698642534
RE ROLL..
I wana shove a tuba up your hole
>>698642385
Reroll. I just want to share this message of happiness.
>>698642717
re-roll
>>698642579
oh no I messed up the joke I said it wrong
Fuck pls hit dubs say do you like MLP and nudes of G.Bush
>>698642742
rerollll
>>698642707
ROLL
>>698642534
REROLL THIS IS WINRAR!
Just kidding 8 inches of pain just for you her name
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a stone. You cant fuck the stone.
Is it weird that I have a thing for Hillary?
>>698642703
Roll
I'm Asian down there you know... so its... it's bigger if you squint
>>698642703
SOMEONE GET THIS
>>698642534
USE THIS OP! REROLL
>>698642827
REROLL
>>698642717
still rerolling this
I enjoy touching little children.
>>698642717
This.
but size doesn't matter, it depends on how you use it baby ;) Also would you happen to be interested in a show called "my little pony"?
>>698642703
rolling
>>698642883
FUCkin KEK
>>698642717
Reroll for this
HELP!!! I was docking with my buddy but he's uncircumcised so it acted like a Chinese finger trap on my dick and I can't get out!!
what do you think of 4chan?
Wanna be Harambe? I'll get my dick out for you.
I once saw a 9 year old girl got ran over with a car and had a boner
>>698642703
reeeeeeeeeeeeeroll
>>698642827
Rerollin
>>698642883
reported and roll
I love fucking really old ugly women. It makes me feel so fucking good about myself
>>698642703
rolls
>>698642717
rerollerino
>>698642534
Reroll!.
>>698642827
rollin
>>698642717
ReRoll
>>698642534
rerolling
>>698642534
rerollingz
do you have an abnormally large head? Cause I have a thing for abnormally large heads.
>>698642545
Roll
Are you still a virgin?
Look at the bright side, at least anal won't hurt as much
>>698642707
REROLL
>>698642827
reroll
>>698642534
Reroll
>>698642534
this is winrar. Reroll
I wana shove a horse up your hole
>>698643211
WINRAR
>>698642545
rollin
>>698642717
this
Sorry about the micropenis. It was an accident as a kid. It got caught in a car door.
>>698642703
roll dubs get
>>698643242
YEE SEND OP
ask her for sharpie in poohole
I also have AIDS
I like fucking big piles of snow. It makes me feel manly as fuck
>>698643277
WINRAR also if I win rerolling >>698642717
>>698643242
I HOPE YOU DELIVER OP THIS IS FUCKING WINRAR YOU LITTLE SUN OF A BITCH AYAYAYAY
>>698643277
WINRAR!
>>698643277
winrar
>>698643344
noice
>>698643344
I did done winrared
>>698643344
WINRAR!
>>698643411
just post this one the other ones are stupid as fuck
How do you feel about inflation? I have five feet of vinyl tubing that need a hole to love.
>>698643369
AY!
>>698643344
Winrar>>698643344
>>698643411
can't believe I wasted 2 (11) dubs in a row *facepalm*
>>698643411
winRAR fuck
You wanted dubs bitch? Dubs get
"Hey sorry, let's start over. Lemme see that pudussy guh"
>>698642717
REROLL
I want you to nail me to a cross and bite my dick off. Just like jesus!
>>698643463
AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAH
>>698643411
>>698643511
>>698643411
I got dubs so OP has to send this to you, hmu on myspace myspace dot com slash lovehairydicks
>>698643511
>>698643411
>>698643344
a dubs praising a dubs that is praising some dubs... what a fail....
>>698642545
rolllllllin
fucking deliver op, if dubs ask her for sharpie in poopie
>>698643617
OP BETTER COME THE FUCK THROUGH AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
What is life?
>>698643695
lol it's not even your dubs
SHARPIE IN POOPER NOW SLUT
>>698643744
AYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>698643830
ROLL
>>698640339
FUCK YOU OP IF YOU DON'T USE YHE WINRAR MESSAGES YOUR MOTHER YOUR WHOLE FAMILY PETS GIRLFRIEND LOVED ONES AND EVEN YOU WILL BE FUCKED BY AFRICAN NIGGERS IN THE ASS UNTIL THEY BREAK YOUR PELVIS AND DIE IN HELL.
pls deliver.
>>698643170
mods
is OP died?
>>698643577
EYYY WINRAR OP DELIVER
I don't think she will reply
>>698643888
Trips trumps all. This is science
>>698643898
yeah piss off ya little sack of shit, she's legal
>>698643849
AAAAYYYYEEEEE 32 ENT
>>698643927
post the snowy ween with it you shit
>>698643744
AYAYAA I ALREADY SENTENCED HIM TI DEATH BELOW HE HAS TO RESPOND NOW.
>>698643888
WINRAR
>>698644019
>>698643927
SEND OP
>>698643986
No it's too late. Go fuck yourself faggot.
>>698643888
TRIPS SHARPIE IN ASS
>>698644064
huh... I just realized that OP has been posting this girls number for us.... Anyone interested in fucking with her?
Freaks aren't the only thing I'm fucking, I also fuck women ages from 6 months to 10 years old
>>698644064
you had me at fucking
I bet I won't get a reply
Ask what she thinks about tuning the instruments from 440 hz to 432 hz as the resonance of water is at that frequency.
>>698644125
it wasnt when i posted it you little peened bean
>>698644236
don't ruin the fun just yet, do that after this
>>698644270
Send her this picture. Tell her this is what you look like.
>>698644247
rerull
>>698644307
Get the fuck out of my thread, bitch
Hey seriously though, let's start over. I was put up to saying all that by a friend he had my cell phone while I was in the shower. I'm really really sorry I hope you forgive me, he didn't know who I was talking to.
Message another girl OP
>>698644489
reroll
>>698644294
Reroll for this smart shit
>>698644489
Roll
>>698644533
>>698644544
WINRARS
Tell her to send nudes or you'll send her to the shadow realm!
>>698644533
>>698644544
the gods have spoken
I wanna touch your body, but I don't know how.
Wait for response from previous gets.
But no seriously, lemme see you stick a sharpie in your ass
Okay saving some face. Try not to fuck this up?
Post em op
I actually do have a micropenis though
>>698644866
Hey wanna meet up? We can get it on like Harambe and that kid!
>>698644890
git out of here, make your own thread
>>698644890
Hey it's OP's friend, sorry for texting you that stuff earlier about caca platters. Friends?
>>698644952
Reroll
>>698644952
Rerolling
>>698644985
LOL ROLL
>>698644952
USE THIS ONE DAMN IT! REROLL
>>698644533
Winrar deliver OP
zozzle
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR THE PEACE TRUCK WILL COME TO YOUR COUNTRY AND KILL YOUR MOTHER IN HER SLEEP!
>>698644952
Rerollingz
>>698645100
WINRAR?
>>698645100
WINRAR!
>>698644866
Haha yeah my bad. So what are you up to?
I was recently diagnosed with HIV but as long as we stick to oral, things should be fine.
this isn't my friend this is actually me now
>>698644533
you can't fuck up with this
Are you a doctor? Because whenever I see you I have an erection that lasts more than four hours
I was recently diagnosed with HIV but as long as we stick to oral, things should be fine. Or two rubbers.
this isn't my friend this is actually me now
>>698645100
WINRAR!!!
>>698644985
Roll this shit UP
>>698645233
eyyyyy
>>698645315
reroll
>>698645100
DUBS
HAS
ARRIVED
>>698644985
ROLL DUBSGET BITCH
>>698645360
gtfo
>>698645100
Reroll
>>698644985
ROLLING
>>698645100
Rolos
>>698645100
Rollio polio
>>698644890
my nigga, you left her number up there
its 805 270 three six zero three, just in case you delete the pic
Can me and my friend double team you? he gets puss, I get mouth
zozzle
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR THE PEACE TRUCK WILL COME TO YOUR COUNTRY AND KILL YOUR MOTHER IN HER SLEEP!!!
what are your views on just intonation and tonality diamonds
>>698641886
SOURCE?
Rolli polli
zozzle
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR THE PEACE TRUCK WILL COME TO YOUR COUNTRY AND KILL YOUR MOTHER IN HER SLEEP!!!
>>698644890
Hey I am the friend who took the phone lol, sorry I thought it was funny but obviously I messed up... He show me your tinder pic when I asked who he was txting with and you are really beautiful, Do you think we could hang out to play X-box some time? I only have the 360 and 1 controller tho, but you can watch me play or we take turns
>>698645724
Reroll
>>698645727
roll
Ask for nudes
>>698645586
Roll
>>698645727
rollerr
>>698645796
Ask for nudes
>>698645822
WINRAR
>>698641689
Rolling
>>698645727
ROLL
>>698645822
Wunrir
>>698645833
WINRAR!
OP here. I was using two texting apps to help entertain you guys and hoping one of you would whiteknight and it looks like one of you fucking faggots did. Please fuck this faggots day up. His number is at the top. I believe this is 4-D chess. Check and mate Whiteknight
zozzle
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR THE PEACE TRUCK WILL COME TO YOUR COUNTRY AND KILL YOUR MOTHER IN HER SLEEP!!
>>698645822
Winner winner, chicken dinner.
>>698645869
Rolling
>>698645923
HOLY FUCKING SHIT OP ARE YOU A WIZARD
>>698645955
WHY NO TRUCK
Reroll
>>698645923
Top Kek! Op was not a faggot today!
I'm a nigger with a white dick is that OK?
>>698645955
Also here is this guys phone number. Do with him what you will
>>698646111
Dumbass
>>698645923
a brofist to you, sir
>>698645923
Savage
>>698646111
Ya done goofed up, Anon.
>>698645955
I'm this fgt. Well played OP. I will dream of your titties tonight.
As usual op is a humongous faggot
>>698645923
BRA FUCKING VO, YOU ARE A LEGEND.
>>698646305
Be a White Knight some where else faggot. We don't need you here
Fuck you OP
>>698645923
Holy fucking nigger lyncher OP YOURE A FUCKING GOD.PLEASE INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP FOR r/4CHAN
>>698646305
Fuck you too bitch.
>>698646464
Wow I got 646464
>>698646393
>implying i'm a whiteknight
Fuck outta here with that shit.
>>698645923
SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS SHIT AND PUT IT ON r/4CHAN
>>698646629
You messaged the "girl" trying to defend her honor kek. That's the definition of a white knight.
>>698645923
HOLY SHIT OP
>>698646630
Fuck Reddit
Fuck OP
Fuck the Whiteknight faggot too
>>698646630
Hahahahaha yeah /b/ro I am so upvoting this tomorrow
>>698645923
LOL NICE ONE OP PLZ INCLUDE ME IN SCREENCAP
>>698646721
Are you autistic? He messaged what dubs said, not trying to "win her love" he wanted to fuck with her too, god you are stupid
Hey guys, whiteknight here. You guys shouldn't mess with women like that. She is obviously lonely using a dating app and I'm sure she gets dick pics and crap all day. Go outside newbs.
>>698646721
>defend her honor
Not even once. Kekk
OP here. Here's all of the numbers that texted me. Please find their locations, send pizzas, taxis and SWAT them. Thank you and goodnight
>>698646926
Nah fuck that stay here /b/ro
>>698645923
FUKEEN REKD
did someone screencap this fucking legendary thread yet? WHITEKNIGHTS BTFO
>>698646926
DELETOS
I was here, the white knight was really got fked krk
>>698647046
aiight. ill stay if someone screencaps to send a warning to white knights
>>698647066
why, do you want to see it posted later so you can comment "omg I was there guys, epic!! so oldschool, when 4chan was fun!!"
Kill yourself you fucking fat weaboo
So OP is a closet faggot that can't talk to grills? Fucking neckbeards.
Hi mom! I am going down in the archives with this thread!
>>698644866
Are you into fitness?
How bout fitness dick in your mouth
>>698647167
This.
His it to late fr the screencap!?
>>698647153
nah just because i find it funny and r/4chan is like an archive of the best of the best imo
>>698647167
>wants to make fun of virgins on 4chan
>browses 4chan in a tuesday night
BUMP limit almost reached
>>698647312
>after work
Hey faggots, quit getting so worked up over being in this stupid ass thread. Love you guys.
SOMEONE FUCKING SCREENCAP THIS SHIT
>>698647279
>imo
>uses reddit
wow, I beg you, just hang yourself
>>698647149
How to screencap on mac?
>>698646926
#REKT
>>698647375
>love you guys.
What are you? A faggot?
>>698647312
>faggot tryna faggot
>makes fun of a faggot fuckface
>still being a faggot at night
Tryhard much?
>>698647368
How was McDonalds? Did you stutter while taking those orders from all the girls you talked today? lmao
>>698647312
It's true. He didn't provide a real number. He was texting himself. What a fucking faggot.
>>698645923
Wew lad nice one fuckin lit m8
>>698647513
Not as much as you used the word "faggot"
http://boards.4chan. org/b/thread/698646880/whiteknight-fag-ruining-our-fun
someone already did
>>698642756
Why not a cymbal
>>698647445
cmnd and f4
>>698647445
shift + power button
Fucking savage..... Reasons you should not fuck with people on 4chan
>>698647593
Typical faggot mofo niggerfaggot racecar
>>698647513
Oh you said faggot more than twice a true 4chaner
>trying this hard to fit in
Just go to reddit and wait for your fag friends to upload the screenshots
>>698647655
>Fucking Savage
>Should not fuck with people on 4chan
Newfag.
>>698647761
>>698647761
>>698647761
Fucking pokemon go cancer, go back to your mancave and use cod hacks faggo
wtf is this shit?
>>698647655
I can almost see your pathetic overweight sausage like fingers while typing to your friends
>"omg omg check this link out! look what they did to these guys, but do not think about replying to the thread!!! You have no idea what these guys can do to you, I have lurked for years and I still think about messing with some members"
go to sleep already, and hopefully sophocate while at it
>>698647820
And your point?
>>698647692
1v1 me in crust f4gg0t! I rek yu wit a piston.
>>698647877
Did you cry while typing that? You make zero sense now, and cannot even type in full words, kill yourself fucking acoustic nigger
>>698648082
But, all I simply did was post an opinion..... Is that somehow a crime?
