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Round one

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Round one
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Depends on how much magma
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>>698555381
But how will the lions even fight the sun?
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>>698555494
1
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>>698555494
the picture says 1 magma right on it, retard
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>>698555593
right but how much is 1 magma?
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>>698555494
1 magma
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>>698555704
its 1
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>Eels in the sea
>Magma flows into the sea
>Magma cools
>Magma becomes rock
>Rock is forever alone
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>>698555593

fuck off mongo, I thought he meant it as a definition
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>>698555704
One whole magma
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>>698555759
what determines it being 1? how much is 1 exactly?
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Has anybody looked up if magma is conductive? I feel like that's important when fighting electric eels.
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>>698555848
It's one entire magma holy shit how do you not understand
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>>698555848
About half of two, dipshit.
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>>698555848
Its a whole number less than two, but greater than zero. Thats the quantity of magma.
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>>698555848
0
1 ----- this much
2
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1 white = 3 magma

>too soon
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you people arent understanding my question.

how much is 1 magma? as in how much is the quantity of 1 exactly? the size of a cup? a basket? etc
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The eels wouldbwin obviously. Though,not without sacrifice. They have liquid on their bodies so the magma would get cooled and turned into a solid eventually. However,at least 2.5k-10k eels would perish.
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>>698556209
Exactly 1
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>>698556209
1 magma is the size of, well, 1 magma
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>>698556209
It's literally 1 fucking magma.
Not 2
Not 3
Not 0,5
Just 1 magma
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>>698556309
dude i dont think 1 whole magma would cool of with just 10k eels
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>>698556209
If any given magma is one magma, wouldnent 1 magma be all magma since all magma is connected?
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>>698556209
DO I NEED TO FUCKING SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU ANON
O-n-e m-a-g-m-a
Also equivalent to 2 magmas divided by two
Or 0 magmas plus one
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Wait , wait . How much is 1 magma?
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>>698556309
this
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>>698555823
Electric eels live in freshwater in south American
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>>698556424
But that is a shit ton of water anon.


Assuming one magma=2 litters, that should very well be enough. And OP didn't state the thickness of the ooze, so one can assume that it is paper thin for now.

The whole experiment is fucked.
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>>698556424
Yeah what this anon said
One whole magma would do a lot of damage to the eels, but since it's only one magma, the eels would win with about half of their battalion still alive.
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JESUS CHRIST HOW AUTISTIC ARE YOU PEOPLE

WHAT IS THE SIZE OF ONE(1) MAGMA?
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>>698556543
Are you stupid? There is no fucking way 0 magmas had an "s" because its not two magmas, or four magmas, 0 magmas means there are just no magmas, so.
>0 magmas = nothing
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>>698556747
I love to visit south American and im from British
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>>698556755
how can 1 magma be 2 litres? 1 magma is 1 magma, not anything else.
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>>698555867
It's molten rock. Rock is an insulator.
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>>698556664
Holy shit read the thread
It's exactly one magma
No more, no less
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>>698556209
About this much -> |_____| <- its 1 magma exactly
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>>698556825
one
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>>698555494
>Depends on how much magma
>Says 1 magma
I dont have faith in humanity
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>>698556825
egzaktli 2 facial wipes
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>>698556664
o n e w h o l e f u c k i n g m a g m a
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>>698556825
About half of 2 magma
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>>698556825
ABOUT A QUARTER OF 4 MAGMA
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Finding Nemo

>>698555555
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Jesus Christ. This is only round one
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>>698556825
I mean, you just said it yourself
one magma = 1 magma
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>>698556841
Chill out anon
0 of anything is nothing, but you still say it in plural
Like 0 seconds, or 0 puppies, or 0 fucks about what you're saying
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>>698555381
But, how much is 1 electric eel?
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>>698556825
more than zero, less than 2.
how is it so hard to comprehend?>>698557142
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>>698556841
1 is singular, everything else is plural
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>>698556921
So 1 Magmas = 1 mag mass
????
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>>698555381
Assuming 1 magma weighs about 1 ton (this can vary depending on the minerals contained), the electric eels will take a heavy hit in numbers, but the sheer mass of those eels should be enough to smother and cool the magma, assuming that the defeat condition of magma is to become solid rock.
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>>698557189
But you can't count an electric eel, it just is eel
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>>698557265
how do you know 1 magma=1 ton of magma?
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>>698555704
2 half magmas
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>>698557246
1 magmas = one magmas. There is no debate.
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>>698557246
HAVE YOU EVEN BEEN THROUGH THIRD GRADE MATE
IT'S ONE
FUCKING
MAGMA
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>>698557315
how much magma is one sun made of lava?
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>>698557246
No, 1 magma its one whole magma
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>>698557315
How would they crash into each other? Ice would just melt from the heat of the lava sun.
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I think it's meant to be the whole magma that is within earth.. magma wins, right?
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1 Quintillion Eels live in freshwater

1 Magma flow toward eel

Magma is rock

Eel live in rock as it is weathered down by ocean

Eel 1, Rock 0

Next one faggoys
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>>698556755
>Assuming one magma=2 litters
Talk about pulling shit out of your ass
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>>698557340
Estimation based off of that picture and my own experience fighting magma
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>>698557425
1
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The amount of magma is irrelevant. What i wanna know is the purity of the magma.
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>>698557546
kek
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>>698557564
1:1 Magma
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>>698556873
There are about 3 different types of magma, anon. And they range from a density of 2180-2800kg/m. And op wasn't being specific so we can assume the magma is a mut.

The question here isn't "how much is 1 magma", rather what MAKES up one magma. A cubic foot of magma , assuming that it may be..let's say Andesite magma, would have an average density of 2450-2500kg/m. That isn't a lot and is only a few feet wide. A quintillion eels is a lot and could easily overpower that substance.

Are you following?
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>>698557471
Well maybe the cold from the ice sun would freeze the lava sun
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>>698557564
Its the same purity that one magma has
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>>698557315
Im assuming the sun has at least 1 magma of course
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>>698557709
see
>>698557546, this guy knows his shot
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>>698557709
1 MAGMA IS 1 MAGMA STOP TRYING TO OVERCOMPLICATE IT
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>>698557703
Ah, fantastic. Then i would say 1 magma would win.
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>>698555704
It's exactly one magma. It's equal to four quarter magmas.
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>>698557815
HOW
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>>698555704
34/34ths dumbass.
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>>698557815
Naturally
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the answer is a refreshing beer
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>>698557816
No. No he does not. No where in the challenge did it say that the magma would be flowing into water. For all we know, this battle could be taking place on the moon or some shit.

His argument is null until we gain more details. So for now, all we now is that some eels are being thrown..at lava.
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>>698555381
water always beat fire/rock you fucking level 2 noob. get better at pokemon
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>>698558122
only in a perfect world anon
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>>698556209
i would assume its about as much as 100 fire
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>>698557834
Is it like 1 lb? 1 gallon? 1 ton? Or does one magma equate too several units. Like 11 tons, or 57000 gallons? There has to be something definitive here.
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>>698557546
But we are talking about one whole magma here
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>>698558232
cheers
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>>698558168
>1 quintillion
>some
what
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1 magma = 3 nignogs = 2 birds. Do your fucking math
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>>698557834
It is no that complicated.

Pay attention in science class, anon-san
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>>698558299
hOLY FUCK

1 magma is 1 magma. Not 1 gallon, or 1 dick in my arse. It is 1 magma and that is the end of it
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So lets recap guys
We still dont know how much 1 magma is but its able to be overpower by eels.
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>>698557546
>freshwater
>ocean
pick one
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>>698558274
>1 fire = .08 magmas
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>>698558359
we call 'em baards
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>>698558423
in the metric system though?
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>>698558274
you know that moment you realize somebody is a retarded faggot.
"assume" was that moment
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>>698555381
Is that one metric magma or one US standard magma? (1 metric magma = 1.206 Imperial magma)
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>>698558479
magma system
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Due to extensive research done by the New Gettysberg University of Science, electric eels has been confirmed as the the most dangerous thing known the man. The research is as follows.
Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of magma and crashed an electric eel car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed.
They then built a wall out of electric eels and crashed a car made of magma moving at 400 miles an out into the wall, and the wall came out fine.
They then crashed a electric eel car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors.
They crashed 400 miles per hour into a electric eel travelling at magma car. Western New York was powerless for hours.
They rammed a wall of magma into a 400 mile per hour made of electric eels, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards midwestern Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour.
They shot a electric eel made of magma at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York.
They spun 400 miles at electric eel into magma per wall. The results were inconclusive.
Finally, they placed 400 electric eels per hour in front of a car made of magma travelling at miles, and the result proved without a doubt that electric eels were the most dangerous thing of all time, if not just the most dangerous thing known the man.
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Is this sun magma, or normal mountain magma? Huge difference. Sun magma is many thousands of times more potent
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>>698557425
how much sun is one magma of lava
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>>698558299

1 magma = 100 fire
2 magma = 178 fire
1,783 magma = 3,1334 tree
1 tree = 4m4s of cold
1s= 1/87 minute
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>>698555381
the eels would win, 1 magma would be put out way before even half of the eels smash into it, burn and distribute the heat into their bodies.
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>>698558415
no you
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>>698555381
Are the eels in water or out of water? Cant the magma just wait for the eels to die? If he hides underground they can never catch it
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>>698558531
I came
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>>698558636
i pick magma then
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>>698558595
So how much cold is 1 magma?
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>>698558632
I think you don't understand how much magma is in 1 magma
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>>698558595
How many magma do I need to make a fleshlight?
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>>698555494
How autistic are you? It literally says 1 on the picture you illiterate nigger
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>>698558768
1 exactly
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1 magma= one of my mix tapes

Check it out mayne.
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>>698558740
-56
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I think if the magma has the element of surprise it could put up a good fight. In a open battlefield though, eels for sure.
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>>698555381
The hot magma would evaporate the water killing the fish....
I win tards
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DONT YOU FUCKING RETARDS KNOW THE MAGMATIC METRIC SYSTEM? WTF IS WRONG WITH SCHOOLS THESE DAYS
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>>698555381
do the eels have weapons? did they eat before the fight? how tall is the magma?
there is no way of telling without more information.
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>>698558351
You have never seen a quintillion. No man has. How can we assume that it exists when it hasn't even been obsvered yet?
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>>698558503
whats wrong with assume?
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>>698556209
Welcome to /b/.
Much to learn you have, faggot.
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>>698559062
do you share your fajitas?
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>>698558813
So how many eels do I need to defeat a fleshlight?
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Due to extensive research done by the New Gettysberg University of Science, electric eels has been confirmed as the the most dangerous thing known the man. The research is as follows.
Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of magma and crashed an electric eel car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed.
They then built a wall out of electric eels and crashed a car made of magma moving at 400 miles an out into the wall, and the wall came out fine.
They then crashed a electric eel car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors.
They crashed 400 miles per hour into a electric eel travelling at magma car. Western New York was powerless for hours.
They rammed a wall of magma into a 400 mile per hour made of electric eels, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards midwestern Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour.
They shot a electric eel made of magma at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York.
They spun 400 miles at electric eel into magma per wall. The results were inconclusive.
Finally, they placed 400 electric eels per hour in front of a car made of magma travelling at miles, and the result proved without a doubt that electric eels were the most dangerous thing of all time, if not just the most dangerous thing known the man.
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>>698558985
Magma is 17.5737521032 tree's tall
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>>698559178
so much that theyre about the volume of 2,35 fire
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>>698555704
Dammit, if you don't understand science don't even post. Obvious troll is obvious
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>>698559178
1 medium sized eel. must be the size of your penis to fit the fleshlight.
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>>698559062
how can you assume it hasnt been observed yet?
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>>698559062
a whole lot more than a quadrillion
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>>698559178
1
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>>698557709
>The question here isn't "how much is 1 magma", rather what MAKES up one magma.

No. The question is who would win. 1 magma or 1 quintillion eels

why is this so hard to understand?
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>>698559348
this guy knows his eels
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Bonus round
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>>698558554
Use some common fucking sense. How are you going to get 1 quintillion eels to the sun?
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>>698559262
>>698559310
>>698559348
Thanks guys. Will have to run experiments to verify.
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Im pretty sure the magma wins. He is made of rock afterall and rock is immune to lighting
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>>698559170
Sorry. I only have two and I'm saving it for the future girlfriend that I don't have.

You can have a piece if my 1 sauce if you'd like.
>>698559321
Because I can assume that no one assumed that my assumptions can be disproven.
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>>698559609
1 magma
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>>698559609
60% of the time nicolas cage wins every time
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>>698559609
Infinicholas for sure
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>>698559609
But how big is a universe? ????
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>>698559632
>Rock is immune to electric types
>2016
>not knowing his type matchups.
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>>698557425
It's about the equivalent of 3,000,000,000,000 fires.
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>>698559728
>>698559725
nah bro. Cage's ego is already universe-sezed and he hasn't done any damage. I think I'm going with the bees, but first...

How big are the bees?
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>>698557549
this.
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>>698559609
nicolas cage has an obvious advantage
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>>698559651
im looking at easily 1 quintillion atoms right now
#rekt xDxDxDxDxDxD
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>>698555848
A single atom.
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>>698559883
1
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>>698557471
and where would the water go? into the sink?
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>>698555381

Ans: Will be tasty.
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>>698560103
But can you prove that you are?
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>>698559062
Anon if you go to a beach I'm sure you see at least 1 quintillion grains of sand
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>>698555704
1 more than 0, but 1 less than 2
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>>698559651
i assume that assumptions are for faggots
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>>698559609
This depends entirely on what good ol' Nick had for breakfast.
If he had his Wheaties then he wins, no contest.
If he skipped breakfast then there is a 37.4184% chance that Nick wins.
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>>698559979
ACTUALLY TRIGGERED
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>>698556825
1/100th of 100 magmas you autistic faggot
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>>698560014
Regular sized beez
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>>698560350
Congrats on coming out anon. It takes a lot of courage to do that :^)
At least I'm assuming that's what you're doing
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>>698556825
One magma = one-third white
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Round two
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John cena wins of course
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>>698560627
says the doctor as he wraps your mothers umbilical cord back around your neck
faggot
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>>698555848
It's the same as 1 white. 1 white = 1 magma.
It's one whole magma, and that's it's quantity
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>>698560768
but how much is 1 Jupiter?
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>>698558299

ARE YOU HONESTLY THIS FUCKING AUTISTIC

ONE MAGMA = ONE MAGMA
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>>698560768
What wattage are the blow dryers???
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>>698560803
Yeah but what is air
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>>698555381
eels obv
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>>698559609
Not the bees
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>>698555381
How big is the one magma?
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>>698560832
Joke's on you, I was born with out a neck.
Check your privileges you necked rapist scum
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>>698560879
its about ONE Jupiter to be exact, unless you want to get scientific about it.
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>>698560590
bees range from 2mm to 39mm in length so we really need to determine an accurate size.

if you take that spread of 37mm x untrigintillion, you come up with a huge amount. i'm note sure a cage could defeat that.
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>>698558299
This much magma
0 magma
1 magma <-------
2 magma

how's 1st grade going?
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this thread is beyond retarded
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>>698560803
1 ltr? 1 tonne? 1 planets worth???
Is one air equal to 1 magma????
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>>698558595
actually lol'd hard at this
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>>698560287
You do not know how many grains of sand there are on a beach because no one has ever counted. That is merely a theory.

Theory does no equal fact, anon. I hope his post will elucidate you in some way.
>>698560803
Actually, the air would win. Air can explode if you mess around with the oxygen atoms a bit. And you could suffocate the Chinks by removing he oxygen atoms from the Helium. Humans can not breathe pure helium. But at least they would die a painless death.
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>>698560768
1000 septillion is 1 octillion. Just say one octillion.
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>>698556901
Depends. Ionoc solids are non conductive but when molten they are. If the rock is for example NaCl or CaCO3 then it would be conductive in its molten state.
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>>698561150
1 air isn't not entirely equal to 1 magma, but 1 magma is almost always entirely equal to 1 air
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>>698561026
so i was just supposed to know you were born without a neck?
and for not knowing im a neck rapist?
stop neckrolizing me faggot
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>>698557103
Win
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>>698557479
It's not all the magmas dude, it's just one magma
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Mods need to do an underage bans on all these kids who don't know how much a magma is
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>>698561421
HOW THE FUCK MUCH IS ONE MAGMA!!!???FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!
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>>698560707
Nearly an even match. Comes down to strategy.
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>>698555381
1 magma is not that much actually, 1 quintillion eels is enough to win
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>>698557315
Sun made of ice, lmao
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>>698558531
but what type of car was it anon
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>>698561459
You shouldn't always assume someone is born with a neck. People like you make me sick. You're the reason why only necked people are in positions of power you over privileged giraffe
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>>698560768
The blow dryers could blow away Jupiter's gaseous atmosphere into space, then if focused possibly melt the solid core.
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>>698555381
This is dumb af. Magma would win. Water or not. Water doesn't instantly solidify magma like many movies would have us believe.
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>>698555536
By attacking at night
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>>698560234
no, because atoms are unobservable by any modern technology, but because the shadows of atoms are observable we can safely assume that im looking at easily 1 quintillion atoms right now
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>>698555704
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>>698560875
Actually, 3 white equal 1 magma
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>>698561881
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>>698561634
There's not many magmas, there's just one big mama magma, and all that you see coming out from mountains is just her tears.
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>>698562142
So what you are saying is that I could use my toaster to split atoms and shit?
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>>698561749
One magma is equivalent to the solar plexus of the gravitational mass that is the current distance from my computer to your front door nob. Once you've calculated the diameter of the car that is 5.121 tree spans away from your house you will be able to find out that if you don't respond to the post your mother will die in her sleep tonight
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>>698560803
Chinese don't breath air
air win every time
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>>698556209
It's literally one magma faggot
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>>698562390
Kek.
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>>698561904
What if the core is magma?
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>>698562369
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>>698561749
1 magma ~~ 100 fire ~~ 1 air ~~23,765 water
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>>698562515
Fire against fire is a draw. The planet is like 90% destroyed though
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>>698561756
If gorillataur has spear like in image then gorillataur wins but otherwise no
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>>698561749
1 magma is equivalent to 1 magma, or 4/4 magma
faggot
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>>698561819
magma 1
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>>698562378
yes, you can do this by going in a filled bath, pluggin it in and then throwing the toaster in the tub
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>>698562677
Dubs don't lie
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but how wet are the eels
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>>698560358
Nice 1 anon
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>>698563334
off by one/ocean
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>>698562677
1 magma =/= 1 air. 1 magma contains as many small molecules as 0,99999999999 air. You shall not deny that fact.
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>>698559062
How can numbers be real, if we can't see them?
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>>698561749
I think you understand the answer by now but not the question. If I said one apple would you ask me how much apple is one apple? It's one magma, dude. One.
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>>698558814
but how "fuckin fire" is 1 magma?
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>>698562205
You're right anon, that's some low quality bait that those guys are biting
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>this thread
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>>698561904
That is assuming they have a power source.
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>>698561749
1/2 smegma
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>>698555381
Due to extensive research done by the New Gettysberg University of Science, electric eels has been confirmed as the the most dangerous thing known the man. The research is as follows.
Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of magma and crashed an electric eel car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed.
They then built a wall out of electric eels and crashed a car made of magma moving at 400 miles an out into the wall, and the wall came out fine.
They then crashed a electric eel car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors.
They crashed 400 miles per hour into a electric eel travelling at magma car. Western New York was powerless for hours.
They rammed a wall of magma into a 400 mile per hour made of electric eels, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards midwestern Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour.
They shot a electric eel made of magma at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York.
They spun 400 miles at electric eel into magma per wall. The results were inconclusive.
Finally, they placed 400 electric eels per hour in front of a car made of magma travelling at miles, and the result proved without a doubt that electric eels were the most dangerous thing of all time, if not just the most dangerous thing known the man.
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>>698560149
You can't get an atom of magma retard. American education...
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>>698561803
this
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>>698557925
kek
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>>698555381
BUT HOW MUCH IS ONE MAGMA? ONE KILOGRAM? ONE M^3??? ONE LITRER? HOW MUCHHH IS THAT YOU GFUCKING AUTITSTUC FAGOTS!!
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>>698560768
Is the dryer plugged to the power outlet?
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>>698555381
What is the volume of 1 magma?
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>>698566046
50% of 2 entire magmas
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>>698566276
I asked what the volume was.
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everyones retarded magma is underground and nobody can see magma, when you see it above the surface its lava, so how much lava is equal to one magma?
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>>698566474
1 vol. of magma
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>>698566474
It's approximately one magma in volume.
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alright motherfuckers answer this: What is the conversion rate between magma and Liters? How many liters are in one magma?
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>>698566585
volume is the amount of space that a substance or object occupies, or that is enclosed within a container, especially when great.

So how much space does one magma take up, in cubic feet?
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lol
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HI Michael
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>>698559609
are the bees african?
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>>698555848
What determines 1 apple?It also 1 magma you edgy fuck.I don't ask you philosophical questions like "What is excatly apple?" or "What makes apple, apple?".
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>>698567366
no, they are Polish
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>>698555381
These threads actually irritate me, because so many people pretending to be stupid in order to be funny. Eventually people just start acting stupid for no reason outside of these threads in order to appear funny, and then people just turn stupid because of they way they act.
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>>698566909

1
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>>698566561

All of it
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>>698567839

It's almost as if people are just being silly and having childish fun, disgusting, I know!
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>>698559883
1Nick Cage size faggot
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>>698560768
Actually, there's nothing to power the hair driers so they lose, building up in the atmosphere of and forming a ring around Jupiter, which only makes Jupiter stronger.
Jupiter is renamed Revlon, and no creature dares venture there unless they want to be pummpled to death by hair driers.
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>>698556825
The answer is all of it, u autistic retard
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>>698555381
>>698559387
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>>698556873
He said two Litters not Liters
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>>698555381
Depends how big 1 magma is.
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>>698557556
that was just an infant magma
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>>698559131
>he doesn't know the guy he replied to is playing into the classic meme
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>>698570253
Half the size of two magma.
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>>698557142
waaaay underrated
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So many retards in this thread
1 magma = one fucking magma. No more, no less.
For yuropoors obsessed with the metric system: it's equal to 3.931 sound
Just commit Sudoku you fucking illiterates
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>>698557815
nooo
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>>698560707
I Think Climate Change would win
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So is 1 magma 2 magma?
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>>698557815
>555 kb, 555x555
>ends in 5
fucking win
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>>698571248
>"commit Sudoku"
>calls others illiterates
That's the number puzzle you fucking retard. The ritual suicide is called "bukkake". Not that you're worthy of that, you should just die in a fire.
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Easy 1 magma
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>>698571688
he is right ritual bukkake is called sudoku. commit fire.
dubs checked
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>>698566960
For the purpose of this scenario, we only have measurements in units of magma, which remain undefined.

I maintain that the eels win by default being that magma is not alive and only present in subterranean flows.
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>>698561314
>Remove oxygen from air
>pure helium
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>>698555381
That's lava.
Magma's underground, lava is surfaced magma.
Probably the lava though.
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>>698567839
Because a bit of fun must be the root cause of the world's misery, eh? More likely, it's a side-effect of the misery, as people try to find simple ways to entertain themselves to escape the bitter realities of the world.

It's just a bit of fun. I think everyone invloved is a knowing participant. Even you. I mean, obviously Magma and eels aren't enemies. They wouldn't fight. Eels would try to get away from the heat, and the magma would no longer be magma on contact with the surface, so go figure.
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>>698561819
It says electric eel car. learn to read faggot
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>>698562677
>implying water is lighter than air
u fukkin retard
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>>698555381
I'm fairly certain the eels win. That many eels equal 10 times the mass of the sun.
1 adult electric eel weighs approx 20kg, and a quintillion is 10^30 - the sun "only" has a mass of 1,989*10^30 kg. That would need to be a lot of magma
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>>698559991
>yfw of by one
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>>698572771
Well, it IS one magma.
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>>698572771

This was actually my thought as well. The amount of eels would dwarf the amount of magma on earth and the sun and our entire solar system... so even though OP is a smart-ass troll, the answer is easily the eels.
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>>698572771
Dont forget there are many suns
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>>698555823
Almost, anon.
>eels in sea
>magma flows into sea
>magma cools
>magma becomes rock
>Hawaii
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>>698555381
one magma just isn't enough for one quintillion eels. it would turn to stone way before it killed them all. about 6000 magmas should get the job done
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>>698573079

It's one magma. Not all magmas. The largest magma in our solar system is the sun. So the answer is easily the eels.
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>>698573177
but how much is one hawaii
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>>698568011
This is WRONG!!! He forgot sig figs.
In the end it comes out to 564895382946643568013068451654153465415.1 heat
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>>698573378
It's like 1/50th of a USA.
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>>698556309
We got a CFC in our city. It's shitty.
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>>698573654
the regular lion. Upside-down lion would float into space.
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>>698573350
THE SUN DOESNT CONSIST OUT OF MAGMA YE DIPSHIT
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>>698559883
2 magma
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can op post more of the who would win scenarios
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